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I met a girl called simile. I don't know what I metaphor. | 576,509 |
Knock knock... The pilot, let me in!!!! | 576,510 |
I love playing chess with bald men in the park, but it's hard to find 32 of them.
-Emo Phillips | 576,511 |
Three Bulls... Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."
Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."
Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."
Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.
First Bull: "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."
Second Bull: "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."
They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.
First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish -- let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."
Third Bull: "Hell, he can have all my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull." | 576,512 |
There's no I in you. Yet. | 576,513 |
"Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?" "Just pop it in the corner please"
It took me 2 hours. | 576,514 |
I love Rock music I think he did a song with Wyclef Jean once. | 576,515 |
As I lay in my new girlfriend's bed... As I lay in my new girlfriend's bed, I noticed four lines carved into the headboard.
"Is that how many men you've slept with?", I asked.
"Yes", she replied, "One thousand, one hundred and eleven." | 576,516 |
The trampoline used to be called a jumpoline until your mum jumped on it | 576,517 |
What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck. | 576,518 |
How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man? | 576,519 |
A Cannibalistic Protest [text] No one seems to understand why kids have been shooting up school. I think even the kids that do it couldn't tell you afterward in a way that makes any sort of sense. If you think it’s utterly senseless then you were either brainwashed or you've chosen to forget.
It’s not about killing classmates and teachers because you hate them, to put what school shootings is into a single phrase they are a ‘cannibalistic protest.’ How do I know this? Because I experienced many dimensions of hating school. In elementary I was a nerd who was respected and I didn't get picked on, I still hated school. In middle school I grew into a cool kid who girls liked with a lot of friends I was in advanced classes and I still hated school. In high-school I moved to a new city for 9th grade, I was awkward, I didn't know anyone and I didn't want to make friends; I was a loser who used to be a winner and guess what, I still hated school. I moved back home and the rest of high-school I was a pot-head and guess what? I kinda started to like school, maybe it was the pot maybe it was maturity….
So what does the ‘cannibalistic protest’ hope to accomplish?? It’s domestic terrorism pure and simple… But also like the subject of this essay it’s not so simple and it is another phrase that needs defining. Everyone knows what terrorism is but what inspires terrorism is a lot different. And then there’s the domestic part, so what it’s like a house cat compared to a stray cat or a wild tiger? In every case terrorism results from decades, perhaps centuries of corruption and mistreatment of the lower classes by the ruling classes…
There really is no more complete of a way to ‘nut-shell’ what causes terrorism. Whether it’s suicide bombing, school shootings, or witch burning it’s all terrorist activity. Suicide bombing because war has changed and there is no honor to it anymore, school shootings because schools wont change and there is not enough room for sanity anymore, and witch burning which represents the horror resulting out of the ignorance of culture…
So a cannibalistic protest is a form of terrorism… Okay? dot dot dot
Lets try a thought experiment… Pretend you’re a kid who shot up your school, daamn, I thought being a loser was the worst thing you could be… Now rewind a year or so before you actually went through with the shooting. What kind of thoughts do you have while at school? Exactly, you have thoughts like a cannibal who wants to protest but there’s no one to protest with because cannibalism is as taboo as taboo gets…You’re starting to get it.... Now think… What country has the most school shootings… America, where the first amendment to our sacred text declares that speech is free with? That’s right, Guns! So a gun has become a tool of protest for the non-democratic prison-like education daycare that our youth must endure as a form of un-paid military training to prepare them for a life of overworking underpaid or overpaid under-fulfilled bullshit…
When you are an army of one or just a few but everyone else is armed with pencils, a gun can make a loud noise….
Seriously though… Everyday you have to go to school (unpaid work) for 8 hours listening to underpaid ‘adults’ many of which have failed at their first second or maybe 3rd career choice, you’re judged constantly put in social situations where sick cliques develop, people take on roles, the friends you grow up with change, move away, or just turn on you… Your parents don’t understand because they spent the last decade trying to forget their entire childhood and young adulthood (basically all the events leading up to them getting married and your being born). Their marriage failed and you’re unsure when the heavy drinking began… Before or after the marriage was over… Before or after you became depressed… [You think about shooting up the school not because you hate the other people but because you love them but you’re so full of hate everyday in the same cycle year after year that you can only feel the hatred… That’s why you have to blow holes in them to let the love leak out (did I make the subject funny yet). In all seriousness, there’s so much confusion, so many emotions in a brain still so young and underdeveloped.]
Why don’t we focus more on actually making students smarter instead of cramming useless information in with the same cheap strategies giving tests and grades as if studying actually makes you better at anything other than studying… I’m not going to die a skeptic because I haven’t lived as a skeptic because my whole fucking life is sapped by the exhaustive feelings of hatred I have towards this undemocratic system which in a nut shell REALLY hasn't changed in two-hundred years… I hate what humanity becomes while a part of it I hate what we think we are as a result of it like no one is real like nothing is real we’re just personalities which are a product of how often we’re prodded by other personalities well I have a personality too and a prod I call Glock… Run pencil dat! | 576,520 |
What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck. | 576,521 |
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!! | 576,522 |
Today I organized massive orgy for loads of South Koreans. Gangbang style.
| 576,523 |
What do you tell a women with a black eye? Nothing, you already told her once. | 576,524 |
Monkey Business Cop shows up to a bad car wreck.
Car flipped over, family of four dead.
Cop sees a monkey hopping around trying to get his attention.
He asks the monkey, "Were you in this wreck with the family?"
Monkey shakes his head yes.
Cop asks, "What were the two kids doing at the time?"
Monkey pretends he's fighting with someone.
Cop says, "Ah, kids were fighting. And what was the mother doing?"
Monkey looks over his shoulder pretending to be yelling.
Cop goes, "Ah, yelling at the kids. And what was the father doing?"
Monkey pretends he's drinking.
Cop goes, "I see, he was drinking, hmm."
The cop gets up and is about to walk away, then turns to the monkey and says, "By the way, while all this was going on, what were you doing?"
Monkey pretends he's driving.
| 576,525 |
Do you know why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's been FUCKING CHICKENS!!! | 576,526 |
I farted on the train and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice.
(Not an original joke) | 576,527 |
What's a blind mans favorite car? A cataract | 576,528 |
Two muffins Two muffins are sitting in the oven. When one muffin leans over to the other and says, "boy it sure it's hot in here." To which the other muffin responds, "holy shit a talking muffin!" | 576,529 |
Why are Slavs always squatting? what else is there to do while you're waiting in line? | 576,530 |
Where does a black Jew stand? At the *back* of the gas chamber. | 576,531 |
So I tried coprophilia for the first time today. It's fucking shit. | 576,533 |
My friend keeps hiding Disney films in my lunch. I'm fed up. | 576,534 |
So I found this funny joke today /r/MensRights | 576,535 |
What has 9 arms and sucks? Def leppard | 576,537 |
A kid tells his mom that she has been lying to him Kid: mom you have been lying to me.
Mom: No son, I never lie. Why?
Kid: yes you did, you said my little sister is an angel.
Mom: yes son, its true, she is an angel.
Kid: no mom, see you lied again. If she is an angel, how come she didnt fly when I dropped her from the window? | 576,538 |
"That's what she said" jokes will always be funny, but... I've only heard a couple of attempts at "That's what he said" jokes. Let's see what you got. | 576,539 |
Too soon for a knock knock joke? "Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"The pilot, let me in!!!" | 576,540 |
Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested? He attributed to the delinquency of a miner. | 576,541 |
I felt sorry for the hypnotist i saw last night... I felt sorry for the hypnotist i saw last night.. He hypnotised 7 guys.. then dropped the mic on his foot & yelled.. Fuck me..
What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life. | 576,542 |
How do you get your partner to give you head? Put them in a guillotine. | 576,543 |
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two whores... Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two whores and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!" | 576,544 |
I like my women like, I like my coffee Illegally imported from an exotic location, and purchased amorally like a commodity. | 576,545 |
"It's important we remember the true meaning of Easter" - The Archbishop of Cadbury.
| 576,546 |
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it | 576,547 |
My wife wanted half & half... I got her whole milk | 576,548 |
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking
...
J K Rowling | 576,549 |
What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger? One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"
The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!" | 576,550 |
U2 fans who are lawyers... What do you call a lawyer who loves U2?
A Pro-Bono!
Happy Easter everyone! | 576,551 |
Why did the poor man become a baker? He really kneaded the dough alot | 576,552 |
what do you think of the number 4? you mean like on a scale of 1 to 10?
stolen from:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/31g6qc/i_am_a_don_hertzfeldt_filmmaker_ama/cq1dzn8 | 576,553 |
Knock Knock.. Knock Knock..
Who's there?
Knock Knock..
Who's there?
Knock Knock..
Who's there?
Open the door! I'm the pilot. | 576,554 |
The seven wise men poem (nsfw) 7 wise men with knowledge so fine,
They created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
by using a knife he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor tall and thin,
with a piece of red velvet he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
touched it, blessed it and said it could pee.
Seventh was a sailor that dirty little runt,
sucked it, fucked it and called it a cunt. | 576,556 |
What do you call a molecule with the structure bunny-O-bunny? An Ether Bunny! | 576,558 |
How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning? If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet. | 576,559 |
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it. | 576,561 |
Knock Knock Knock Knock
Who's there?
IP
IP Who
Haha...that's nice
r/eli5 it's funny because it sounds like
I poo | 576,562 |
Three men go to a clinic to get tested The first guy sees the second guy crying and asks " Why are you crying?"
He answers " I got my blood tested today."
And the first guy says " Oh, so you were afraid."
2nd guy goes " No, its not that. During the blood test, they accidentally cut off my finger."
The first guy feels sorry for the 2nd guy, but suddenly the 3rd guy starts crying. "Why are you crying?" Says the 1st guy.
3rd guy says while sobbing, " I am getting my urine test today." | 576,563 |
Why do they call dogs K-9? Because K-10 are for pussies. | 576,564 |
I tried tap dancing once... ... I kept falling in the sink. | 576,565 |
What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave? We only have a Toot in common. | 576,566 |
This guy is broke, but goes to a whorehouse. So this guy is super broke. He only has $4. He decides to go to a whorehouse to see what he can do.
He tells the madame that he only has $4 and asks what she has. She says, "Well, for four dollars I don't have much... I have these old VHS tapes of my girls and an empty room over there, you can go pleasure yourself to that. Down the hall, fifth door on the left."
The next night he comes back and says, "I only have $3 tonight! But I'm so desperate for sex!"
The Madame says, "Well, okay... I have these magazines... Just... here, go to the bathroom, third door on the left, there's lotion in there."
So he does.
He comes back the next night and says, "Look I'm really sorry, maybe you could help me out again... I only have $2. Please, I'm horny and desperate!"
The Madame sighs and says, "Okay... look... I wasn't going to... just don't tell anyone about this okay? I really feel bad for you, and this is all I have but if you keep it between us... Fourth door on the right down the hall... there's a goat in there...."
So the man thanks her, gives her his $2 and goes to the goat.
The next night he comes back to the whorehouse and finds the madame.
"One dollar, this time?" She asks.
He nods and begs her, "Please, can you help me!?"
She sighs and says, "Okay... Third door on the right down the hall... Just go in, take off your pants, have a seat, and wait."
So the man does as he's told. The room is full of men, maybe 50 or so other guys. He takes off his pants, and sits down in an empty chair. After about 15 minutes of waiting he leans over to the guy next to him and says, "What's going on in here?"
The guy replies, "Oh we're waiting on the show!"
"Well... what's the show?" The john asks.
"Different every night," the guy answers, "Last night it was some dude fucking a goat." | 576,567 |
Prostate exam — Okay, I’m going to give you a prostate exam.
— …
— It won’t hurt a bit…
— Hey, doctor, you could have removed your ring!
— It’s not my ring, it’s my watch… | 576,569 |
On my birthday my wife suggested I have a threesome... My wife suggested for my birthday I have a threesome.
I replied "Do I get to pick both girls?"
And then the fight started... | 576,570 |
You ever seen a Polish trailer? And..here we are. | 576,571 |
Church fun. A elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a newly wed couple go to their local church to apply to be a members of their congregation .
"all of you would make fine additions to the church" the priest says.."All we ask is that you refrain from from having sex for two weeks. Please come back in two weeks and let us know how it goes"
TWO WEEKS LATER
The priest address the couples.
He looks towards the elderly couple "it has been two weeks....how did you do"
The elderly husband replies " its been years since we had sex so what was two more weeks"
Th priest replies " so no sex?"
"no sex" replies the elderly man
"congratulations you are a member of the church" replies the priest who then addresses the middle age couple "and how did you do?"
The wife replies " the first week was fine, but by the 2nd week things we getting tough so I had my husband sleep on the couch."
Th priest replies " so no sex?"
"no sex" replies the woman
"congratulations you are a member of the church"
the priest then addresses the newly weds " and how did you do?"
The husband looks at the priest..." Everything was going great, then I saw her reaching up to the top shelf for a can of corn and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up I just took her right then and there."
The priest looks at the couple and says " I'm sorry but you are not allowed in the church any more".
The husband replies " I kinda figured......we aren't allowed in the grocery store anymore either." | 576,573 |
Two fish are high on heroin playing basketball "Oh man", says one fish.
The other fish replies, "What, you hooked?"
He says "All net." | 576,574 |
Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did? He didn't have any *body* to go with
But he still really wanted to bone. | 576,575 |
What pop star has the biggest nipples? Areola Grande | 576,576 |
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little "boogie" in it. | 576,577 |
A joke i heard a while back An Irishman, a Welshman and an Englishman are walking down a road to the pub, as they usually do. When they decide to take a detour and past the fly cave everyone talks about. As they get outside the cave they see a man, that ushers them over. So they go over and he propositions them. Saying "If any of you lads can go in that cave for longer than 1 hour i'll reward ya's 1 million pounds for each of ya that can do it".
All intrigued and excited for the million pounds they decide they'll do it. The Englishman goes in and after 5 minutes and comes back out and says "My god lad, the conditions in that cave are terrible! Not even for 5 million" Then he goes on his way to the pub.
The Irishman undeterred decides he will take a shot at it. He goes in for about 10 minutes and comes out saying " Fuck me laddy, those flies are disgusting" and makes his way to the pub.
Then finally the Welshman smirks and goes in. After an incredible 1 and half hours comes out. The man astonished at the Welshman's will says "How did ya do it?". The Welshman replies calmly with "I just shat in all 4 corners and sat in the middle". Takes the money and proceeds to go to the pub. | 576,578 |
What kind of pie does Ricardo montalban like? Pikhhhhaaaannnnn! | 576,579 |
Why did the blind Jew hate driving in Germany? When it came to speed bumps, he did nazi them coming | 576,580 |
Holy Week joke: What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday? Just chilling. | 576,581 |
A census man comes to the Appalachia mountains A man from the census, John, comes down from DC to go door to door to all the houses that didn't answer the census letters.
The first house he goes to is up on the mountain, a real backwoods place. In front of the house he sees a three-legged pig, and thinks this is very odd. A man opens the door, and answers all of John's questions.
John thanks the man for the time, and says, "I just have one question, what happened to that pig?"
The redneck thinks for a moment then says, "Well a couple years ago my house caught on fire, and that pig saved my life."
John: "oh, the pig lost his leg in the fire?"
Redneck: "No, hes just such a good pig, I'd hate to eat him all at once."
So John goes to the next house, down in a different part of the backwater town. He sees an old man and woman sitting on the porch. He goes up to the old man and asks his name.
"Almer. The old man says"
john was confused and asked again.
"Almer, E-L-M-E-R."
John: " Ohhhhh elmer! Ok.
He asks elmer the wife's name.
"Allen" he says.
John: "allen? well that's a weird name for a girl."
Elmer: "Allen, E-L-L-E-N"
john: " ohhhh, Ellen! Ok."
At that moment, Ellen stands up, the boards creaking under her wait. She had to go sideways through the door.
John leans over and whispers to elmer, "boy, she's so big she could play with green Bay's packers."
Elmer got real mad and said, "I don't care how big she is the only packer she's playing with is mine!" | 576,582 |
For easter I'm going to smuggle drugs into prison with my anus. I'm calling myself the keister bunny! | 576,583 |
How did the Scotsman get hit on the back of the head? He bent down to pick up a £1 coin that he dropped... | 576,584 |
What do you call that useless bit of skin around the vagina? The woman. | 576,585 |
Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering. | 576,586 |
"Will you please stop chasing heavy women?" "I am not chasing them...they just happen to land on me and I cant get up." | 576,587 |
Obama is in a sinking ship. Who gets saved? America | 576,588 |
Did you know... Jesus created cross-fit. I guess you could say I really nailed that one. | 576,589 |
Why don't cannibals eat the feet? Because they are lactoes intolerant. Told to me by my 12 year old. | 576,590 |
Creationism v Feminism In the beginning god made everything and said it was good.
Then he asked Adam, "Is there anything else you could possibly want?"
Adam replied, "I want a companion. Someone that will always be there for me. Someone that will love me, console me when I'm sad, celebrate with me when I'm happy, and stimulate me when I'm bored. I want a true soul mate."
God says "Ok... But that will cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam sighs and says "Alright then... What can I get for a rib?" | 576,591 |
3 Women sitting in a café. Three women, a german, a french and a turkish one are sitting in a café, talking about how they educate their men. So the german one starts: "I say to my Hans, Hans Im no longer doing the dishes. The first day I dont see anything, the second day neither. On the third day, look, he is doing the dishes." The french one replies: " I say to my Jeanne-Claude, I dont cook anymore. The first day I dont see anything, the second day neither. On the third day, voila, he is cooking!" At last the turkish one says : " I say to my Ahmed, I dont wash your clothing anymore. The first day I dont see anything, the second day I dont see anything, the third day I can see a little with my left eye." | 576,592 |
What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel.
What is the worst reason to become a historian?
To find evidence of your own time travel adventures | 576,593 |
Whenever I have sex, my eyes water and I find it hard to breathe... The doctor says its the mace. | 576,594 |
What kind of parasites do gangstas get? Thug Lice. | 576,595 |
It's Easter Sunday morning... ... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock. | 576,596 |
Knock Knock. whos there? a beautiful girl a beautiful girl who?
that was already the joke.. no beautiful girl will ever knock your door loser...
edit: looser = loser | 576,598 |
My little girl loves helping me when I'm doing the cooking, because I always let her lick the spoon. The sooner she's old enough to buy her own heroin, the better. | 576,599 |
Passover jokes? In case conversation at our seder lags. | 576,600 |
Having not had sex for over three years, I decided to visit a prostitute.
"How much to let me cum in your mouth?" I asked, nervously.
"That depends." She replied. "How much have you got?"
"About a Gallon and a half, probably." | 576,601 |
What do you call a stupid person? stupid | 576,602 |
A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku Syllable structure:
First five, then seven, then 5.
Just like this one isn't. | 576,603 |
Where do they make Adderall? Concentration Camps | 576,604 |
I found a bag of kittens.. So I was on my way home the other night when I noticed a suitcase at the side of the road, I decided to run over and see what was going on and found it was full of kittens, so I gave the local cat home a call and told them about what I had just found, the lady asked if the kittens were moving, I said yes they are all moving, she said well that will explain the suitcase then. | 576,605 |
A man goes through his garden and finds a snail in his garden. Infuriated, he picks the snail up and throws it as hard and as far as he can. 35 years later he gets a knock on his door. He opens it up and doesn't see anyone. Finally he looks down and he sees the snail. The snail asks "What the hell was that about?" | 576,606 |
Pizza at gay marriages will inevitably become a trend. It will be largely symbolic (and artisanal). | 576,607 |
What did Jesus say when they took him off the cross? "Noooo, pull the nails out of my feet first" | 576,608 |
There were two guys fishing... Suddenly a hedgehog passes by and asks them:
-"Hey guys do you have any glue"?
They answer no and he leaves. Ten minutes later he comes back.
-"I brought some" | 576,609 |
There are so many uses for toilet paper rolls... but you have to go through a lot of shit to use them. | 576,610 |
The sperm count. There was an elderly man whose efforts to get his young wife pregnant had failed. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.
The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day.
The elderly man came back the next day with an empty specimen cup.
The doctor asked, "What was the problem?"
The elderly man replied, "Well, I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand..nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.
On hearing this the doctor said, "Wait a minute! You mean your wife's friend tried too?"
The elderly man responded, "Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off that damn cup!"
| 576,611 |
What were Jesus's last words to his disciples as he was nailed to the cross? Nobody touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back on Sunday. | 576,612 |
Do you think, when they were looking for that Carmen girl, that they ever checked San Diego? Just a thought. | 576,613 |
Why can't women drive? Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen. | 576,614 |
Circle Flies A policeman pulls a farmer over for speeding and proceeds to write him a ticket.
The farmer notices some flies buzzing around annoying the officer. The policeman is shooing flies more than he's writing.
The farmer says "I see you're being bothered by those circle flies."
The policeman says, "If that's what you call them, yes, they are somewhat annoying."
The farmer says, "Yeah, we call them that because we see them circling around the rear ends of horses."
The policeman says, "Hmmm. Did you just call me a horse's ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh, no sir, officer. I have way too much respect for those who serve in law enforcement to ever say such a thing."
The policeman says, "Well, that's a good thing, then."
The farmer adds, "But ... it's hard to fool those circle flies." | 576,615 |
Have you fantasied about threesome? A woman asks her friend: have you fantasied about threesome?
Her friend blushes, and reply that yes, she does.
Well, if you hurry home, you might be on time.
*sorry for my English
*translated from a Hebrew newspaper published yesterday. | 576,617 |
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