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300
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Because they might peel.
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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
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301
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A-Dell.
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What do you call a computer that sings?
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302
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It over swept.
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Why was the broom late?
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303
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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304
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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305
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Nothing, but it let out a little wine.
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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306
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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307
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Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
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308
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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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309
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Roberto.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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310
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A puddle.
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What do you call a snowman in July?
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311
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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312
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A thesaurus.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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313
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Toad.
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?
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314
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Because he wanted to go to high school.
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
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315
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A king fish.
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What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
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316
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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317
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A satisfactory.
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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
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318
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Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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319
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Every morning you'll rise and shine!
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What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
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320
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Tooth-hurty.
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
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321
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A stick.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
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322
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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323
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A nervous wreck.
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
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324
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A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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325
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Because it was two tired.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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326
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A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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327
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You put a boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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328
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why did the math book look sad?
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329
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Ian.
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What do you call a magician who loses his magic?
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330
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Because they’re shellfish.
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
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331
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A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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332
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Between us, something smells.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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333
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They don’t have the guts.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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334
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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335
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An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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336
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Because they use honey combs.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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337
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An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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338
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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339
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Spoiled milk.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
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340
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Because it was two tired.
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
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341
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A dino-snore.
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What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
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342
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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343
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A towel.
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What gets wetter the more it dries?
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344
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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345
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An irrelephant.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
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346
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Supplies!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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347
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Because they make up everything.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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348
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A piano.
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What has keys but can’t open locks?
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349
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It was two-tired.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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350
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Nacho cheese.
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
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351
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Because he was always spotted.
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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352
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An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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353
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Igloos it together.
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How does a penguin build its house?
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354
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Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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355
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Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
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356
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Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
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357
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Roberto.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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358
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Fsh.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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359
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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360
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A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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361
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It gets toad away.
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
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362
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Because they are too transparent.
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
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363
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A satisfactory.
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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364
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Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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365
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A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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366
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He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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367
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of kittens?
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368
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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369
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Bison.
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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370
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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371
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Put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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372
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why did the math book look so sad?
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373
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Supplies!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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374
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They don’t have the guts.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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375
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A piano.
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What has keys but can’t open locks?
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376
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Nacho cheese.
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
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377
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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378
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An irrelephant.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
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379
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A towel.
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What gets wetter the more it dries?
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380
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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381
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Roberto.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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382
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Because they make up everything.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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383
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I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
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384
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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385
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A puddle.
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What do you call a snowman on a hot day?
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386
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A two-knee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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387
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Because every play has a cast.
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Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?
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388
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Ten tickles.
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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389
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Because it was two-tired.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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390
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A carrot.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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391
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To get to the other slide.
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Why did the kid cross the playground?
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392
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A thesaurus.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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393
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Because he was always spotted.
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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394
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A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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395
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Because it felt crummy.
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
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396
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A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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397
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Because he had no body to go with.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
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398
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A stick.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
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399
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They’d crack each other up.
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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