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500
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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501
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Roberto.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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502
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Spoiled milk.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
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503
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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504
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A tunee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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505
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Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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506
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A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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507
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He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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508
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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509
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An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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510
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You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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511
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A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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512
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Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
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513
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Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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514
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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515
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They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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516
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An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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517
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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518
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A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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519
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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520
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A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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521
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Bison.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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522
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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523
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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524
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A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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525
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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526
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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527
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An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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528
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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529
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A tunee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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530
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Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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531
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A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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532
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He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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533
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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534
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An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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535
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You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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536
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A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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537
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Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
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538
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Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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539
|
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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540
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They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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541
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An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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542
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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543
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A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
544
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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545
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A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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546
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Bison.
|
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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547
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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548
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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549
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A waist of time.
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Whatdo you call a belt with a watch on it?
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550
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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551
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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552
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An investigator.
|
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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553
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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554
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A tunee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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555
|
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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556
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A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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557
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He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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558
|
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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559
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An impasta.
|
What do you call fake spaghetti?
|
560
|
You put a little boogie in it.
|
How do you make a tissue dance?
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561
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A carrot.
|
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
|
562
|
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
|
What did one hat say to the other?
|
563
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Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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564
|
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
|
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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565
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They'd crack each other up.
|
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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566
|
An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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567
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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568
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A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
569
|
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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570
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A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
|
571
|
Bison.
|
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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572
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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573
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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574
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A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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575
|
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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576
|
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
|
577
|
An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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578
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
|
579
|
A tunee fish.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
|
580
|
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
|
581
|
A bulldozer.
|
What do you call a sleeping bull?
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582
|
He let out a little wine.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
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583
|
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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584
|
An impasta.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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585
|
You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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586
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A carrot.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
|
587
|
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
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What did one hat say to the other?
|
588
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Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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589
|
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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590
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They'd crack each other up.
|
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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591
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An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
|
592
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
|
Why did the tomato turn red?
|
593
|
A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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594
|
They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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595
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A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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596
|
Bison.
|
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
|
597
|
A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
|
598
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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599
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A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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