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400
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of kittens?
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401
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An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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402
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Because it was two tired.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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403
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An impasta.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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404
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A bulldozer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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405
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why did the math book look sad?
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406
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Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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407
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Bison.
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
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408
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A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
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What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
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409
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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410
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Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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411
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Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
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412
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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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413
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A gummy bear.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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414
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Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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415
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A satisfactory.
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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416
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Igloos it together.
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How does a penguin build its house?
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417
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A stick.
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What’s brown and sticky?
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418
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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419
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You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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420
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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421
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A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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422
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This tastes a little funny.
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What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
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423
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Because some relationships don't work out.
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?
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424
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An honor roll.
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What do you call an academically successful slice of bread?
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425
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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426
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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427
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It got mugged.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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428
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I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
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429
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Nobody knows.
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What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
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430
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Because it was two-tired.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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431
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Supplies!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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432
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You boil the hell out of it.
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How do you make holy water?
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433
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Tweethearts.
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What do you call two birds in love?
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434
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Because they don't know the words.
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Why do bees hum?
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435
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An impasta.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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436
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An investi-gator.
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What do you call an alligator detective?
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437
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A carrot.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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438
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Because it was framed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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439
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Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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440
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Look for the fresh prints.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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441
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A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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442
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Because he couldn’t see that well.
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Why did the old man fall in the well?
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443
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A stick.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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444
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Put a little boogey in it.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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445
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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446
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An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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447
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A cornfield.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
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448
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Dam.
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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449
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Because they are shellfish.
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Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
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450
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Roberto.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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451
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A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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452
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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453
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It was two-tired.
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Why was the bicycle unable to stand up by itself?
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454
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A dino-snore.
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
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455
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They'd crack each other up.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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456
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the tomato blush?
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457
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Fsh.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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458
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Attire.
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?
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459
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Because they make up everything.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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460
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Elephino (hell if I know).
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
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461
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Because he was always spotted.
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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462
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A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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463
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Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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464
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A satisfactory.
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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465
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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466
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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467
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An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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468
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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469
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A king fish.
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What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
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470
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A receding hareline.
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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
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471
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B.
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What do you call a bear with no ears?
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472
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Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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473
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A cat-astrophe.
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What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
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474
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It was two-tired.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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475
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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476
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Dinner is on me.
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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477
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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
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478
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A meowtain.
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What do you call a pile of kittens?
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479
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Because she will let it go.
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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480
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An irrelephant.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
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481
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Nacho cheese.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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482
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Because some relationships don't work out.
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?
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483
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A satisfactory.
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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
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484
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Igloos it together.
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How does a penguin build its house?
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485
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A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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486
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Because it was two tired.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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487
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A thesaurus.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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488
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Because they're so good at it.
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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
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489
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Between you and me, something smells.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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490
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Because it had too many problems.
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Why was the math book sad?
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491
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A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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492
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Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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493
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A piano.
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What has keys but can't open locks?
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494
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Tweethearts.
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What do you call two birds in love?
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495
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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496
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An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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497
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They don't have the guts.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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498
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I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one wall say to the other?
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499
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Nacho cheese.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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