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According to the masthead, the artists and writers for MAD Magazine are collectively known as "The Usual Gang of Idiots."
According to the masthead, the artists and writers for MAD Magazine
are collectively known as "The Usual Gang of Idiots."
88,001
Ideally I would like to be with a white woman, but we all know that cannot happen regardless if you think I'm white enough or "honorary" or whatever saccharinating bullshit you come up with to rationalize the fact that I'm a living sin.
Ideally I would like to be with a white woman, but we all know that cannot happen regardless if you think I'm
white enough or "honorary" or whatever saccharinating bullshit you come up with to rationalize the fact that I'm a living sin.
88,002
I believed that we were raising a generation of men to be pussies.
I believed that we were raising a
generation of men to be pussies.
88,003
“All of a sudden there were a lot of people putting on pink pussy hats and saying ‘no’.
“All of a sudden there were a lot of people
putting on pink pussy hats and saying ‘no’.
88,004
"At the moment, if I say to you we cannot do it then you would tell me I'm completely stupid.
"At the moment, if I say to you we can
not do it then you would tell me I'm completely stupid.
88,005
The same sluts that are coming into our community, taking the money, taking the subs, the same way they did back in the day.”
The same sluts that are coming into our community, taking the money,
taking the subs, the same way they did back in the day.”
88,006
But what would happen to those millions of Americans who had to hear this piece of shit whine if they showed the rage Kanye shows at his job?
But what would happen to those millions of Americans who had to hear this
piece of shit whine if they showed the rage Kanye shows at his job?
88,007
And it is a fucking invasion as posh flats and trust-funded small businesses spread across London like a virus, with every last brick turned into an investment opportunity.
And it is a fucking invasion as posh flats and trust-funded small businesses spread
across London like a virus, with every last brick turned into an investment opportunity.
88,008
After YouTubing several fat Rednecks gorging themselves on this “Philly Sub” while making gobbling grunts, I knew I had to try it.
After YouTubing several fat Rednecks gorging themselves on this “Philly Sub”
while making gobbling grunts, I knew I had to try it.
88,009
There are five tips below and if to apply them to your sex life they will help you become the amazing lover you want to be, giving her multiple, earth-shattering, full body orgasms.
There are five tips below and if to apply them to your sex life they will help you become
the amazing lover you want to be, giving her multiple, earth-shattering, full body orgasms.
88,010
“I remember sitting backstage and I’ve got my sideways hat on and nose piercings and crazy shit.
“I remember sitting backstage and I’ve got my
sideways hat on and nose piercings and crazy shit.
88,011
You thought Microsoft’s racist Artificial Intelligence Bot, TayTweets, was stupid?
You thought Microsoft’s racist Artificial Intelligence
Bot, TayTweets, was stupid?
88,012
Finally got off my butt and managed to create another piece after the Training Grounds.
Finally got off my butt and managed to
create another piece after the Training Grounds.
88,013
Get the fuck back over to Galway and have manners, those Supermacs snack boxes aren’t going to eat themselves you know”.
Get the fuck back over to Galway and have manners, those
Supermacs snack boxes aren’t going to eat themselves you know”.
88,014
As that year evolved, embarrassment about the absolute stupidity, the crass insensitivity and the “we’re in charge so fuck you” attitude of the Ford administration made me wonder whether Toronto would ever recover.
As that year evolved, embarrassment about the absolute stupidity, the crass insensitivity and the “we’re
in charge so fuck you” attitude of the Ford administration made me wonder whether Toronto would ever recover.
88,015
That's a pretty fucking weird way to sell a phone, but at least the 30-second narrative makes sense.
That's a pretty fucking weird way to sell a
phone, but at least the 30-second narrative makes sense.
88,016
tunes, pure american disco shit, jazz, jamaican dancehall, some latin cumbia tune,gabber
tunes, pure american disco shit, jazz,
jamaican dancehall, some latin cumbia tune,gabber
88,017
People went nuts on Biggs, saying, among other things, "Go f**k a pie you piece of s**t.
People went nuts on Biggs, saying, among other things
, "Go f**k a pie you piece of s**t.
88,018
I can also forgive them for the KKK and for funding the Mexican atheist genocidal maniac Plutarco Ares Calles in his efforts to kill Catholics during the Cristero Wars.
I can also forgive them for the KKK and for funding the Mexican atheist genocidal
maniac Plutarco Ares Calles in his efforts to kill Catholics during the Cristero Wars.
88,019
“I said, ‘Whoa, whoa, wait, you talking to the wrong person, man, because as far as I’m concerned, it’s the most beautiful aspect of black woman is that they’ve been through the most shit you could go through in this country.
“I said, ‘Whoa, whoa, wait, you talking to the wrong person, man, because as far as I’m concerned
, it’s the most beautiful aspect of black woman is that they’ve been through the most shit you could go through in this country.
88,020
Jake reportedly drove 200 miles to Nashville to win Taylor back face-to-face after realizing he behaved like a jerk!
Jake reportedly drove 200 miles to Nashville to win Taylor back face
-to-face after realizing he behaved like a jerk!
88,021
It is meant to recenter white people as the victims of racism and it is bullshit.
It is meant to recenter white people as
the victims of racism and it is bullshit.
88,022
Prepare to be more informed than you’ve ever been about the international state of penises (which is similar to an International House of Pancakes, just with more foreskins and fewer chicken fried meats).
Prepare to be more informed than you’ve ever been about the international state of penises (which is
similar to an International House of Pancakes, just with more foreskins and fewer chicken fried meats).
88,023
If you're a social recluse who can't deal with fleeting eye contact in confined spaces, you'll fucking despise it at any point throughout the day.
If you're a social recluse who can't deal with fleeting eye contact in
confined spaces, you'll fucking despise it at any point throughout the day.
88,024
White people are ridiculously good at taking serious world issues and just being like “I don’t care if you’re raped at a higher rate than me!
White people are ridiculously good at taking serious world issues and just being like “
I don’t care if you’re raped at a higher rate than me!
88,025
In tests it even used the word "bullshit" in an answer to a researcher's query.
In tests it even used the word "bullshit
" in an answer to a researcher's query.
88,026
Thankfully for you all, dunce caps are typically one size fits all, just like your ridiculous social justice logic!
Thankfully for you all, dunce caps are typically one size
fits all, just like your ridiculous social justice logic!
88,027
Seriously, if hearing that doesn’t make you shudder, then this witch’s powers have already reached through your flatscreen TV monitor and bitch-slapped the good sense out of your soul.
Seriously, if hearing that doesn’t make you shudder, then this witch’s powers have already
reached through your flatscreen TV monitor and bitch-slapped the good sense out of your soul.
88,028
“It’s up to them to tell us to fuck off or take it and say ‘this is great’.
“It’s up to them to tell us to fuck
off or take it and say ‘this is great’.
88,029
“They started to curse me out: ‘dirty Jew,’ ‘death to the Jews,’ ‘son of a b***,’ etc.
“They started to curse me out: ‘dirty Jew,’ ‘death to
the Jews,’ ‘son of a b***,’ etc.
88,030
It quickly devolves into alarming threats, as one man reads to DiCaro, “One of the players should beat you to death with their hockey stick like the whore you are.”
It quickly devolves into alarming threats, as one man reads to DiCaro, “One of
the players should beat you to death with their hockey stick like the whore you are.”
88,031
(I’m very close to looking like I’m wearing a slutty Canadian tuxedo).
(I’m very close to looking like
I’m wearing a slutty Canadian tuxedo).
88,032
So you see, stupid right-wingers, young black males have always been violent, so what's the big deal about the Knockout Game?
So you see, stupid right-wingers, young black males have always
been violent, so what's the big deal about the Knockout Game?
88,033
Military men are ‘dumb, stupid animals to be used’ as pawns for foreign policy.
Military men are ‘dumb, stupid animals to
be used’ as pawns for foreign policy.
88,034
She chronicles filthy cells strewn with toilet paper and moldy bread and male prisoners pressuring her to expose her breasts.
She chronicles filthy cells strewn with toilet paper and moldy
bread and male prisoners pressuring her to expose her breasts.
88,035
One of Joe's clients was forever ruining projects by insisting on stupid changes.
One of Joe's clients was forever
ruining projects by insisting on stupid changes.
88,036
Baldwin introduced B by noting his initial support for Hillary in the song "Bitch I'm Bill Clinton", which she said was "inappropriate to play on CNN."
Baldwin introduced B by noting his initial support for Hillary in the song "Bitch I
'm Bill Clinton", which she said was "inappropriate to play on CNN."
88,037
FUCKING probably yeah, but why the fuck do I have to write 500 words on it and “include 5 pictures from her Instagram or Snapchat”.
FUCKING probably yeah, but why the fuck do I have to write 500
words on it and “include 5 pictures from her Instagram or Snapchat”.
88,038
"The stupidity of a drunken driver caused the death of my great-grandchild," Joseph said in an interview.
"The stupidity of a drunken driver caused the death of
my great-grandchild," Joseph said in an interview.
88,039
The basic rules are simple: don't put a foot down, only shots off the short end of the mallet count, and don't be a dick; three players to a team, first to five goals the winner.
The basic rules are simple: don't put a foot down, only shots off the short end of the mallet
count, and don't be a dick; three players to a team, first to five goals the winner.
88,040
1. Any references to the word shrimp is not about the food, it’s about saving your ass.
1. Any references to the word shrimp is not
about the food, it’s about saving your ass.
88,041
Of course we all enjoy the mouse-pads with silicone filled breasts that we have at home.
Of course we all enjoy the mouse-pads
with silicone filled breasts that we have at home.
88,042
Good example is a clip from DaZeD's stream, where when DaZeD shot ptr in the back and didn't prepare his anus, he had his ass unpleasantly blasted by a mad ptr.
Good example is a clip from DaZeD's stream, where when DaZeD shot ptr in the back
and didn't prepare his anus, he had his ass unpleasantly blasted by a mad ptr.
88,043
This is as disgusting as the South Carolina GOP activist comparing Michelle Obama to a gorilla.
This is as disgusting as the South Carolina
GOP activist comparing Michelle Obama to a gorilla.
88,044
and so do men, actually. might have room if you got rid of some of those boring-ass seat-warmers.
and so do men, actually. might have room if you
got rid of some of those boring-ass seat-warmers.
88,045
I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables.
I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker
, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables.
88,046
What’s important is the fact that in this trailer, Tara Strong speaks the words “my sisters and I all wear our vaginas proudly.”
What’s important is the fact that in this trailer, Tara Strong speaks
the words “my sisters and I all wear our vaginas proudly.”
88,047
I'm a Piece of Shit follows 2015's Who's Gonna Get Fucked First?
I'm a Piece of Shit follows 2015
's Who's Gonna Get Fucked First?
88,048
Imagine being forever judged for the stupid posters you had up aged twelve.
Imagine being forever judged for the stupid
posters you had up aged twelve.
88,049
Pop also admitted that the album is his response to being "sick of listening to idiot thugs with guitars banging out crappy music".
Pop also admitted that the album is his response to being "sick
of listening to idiot thugs with guitars banging out crappy music".
88,050
Hooligans have been told they will face police dogs trained to bite “directly in the testicles” if trouble kicks off.
Hooligans have been told they will face police dogs trained to
bite “directly in the testicles” if trouble kicks off.
88,051
“We don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason so I guess she had to sneak out side” embarrassed father Winston Connery was quoted as saying when contacted.
“We don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason so I guess
she had to sneak out side” embarrassed father Winston Connery was quoted as saying when contacted.
88,052
Anonymous trolls threatened to kill game developer Brianna Wu and rape her corpse.
Anonymous trolls threatened to kill game developer
Brianna Wu and rape her corpse.
88,053
Sirochman says that he flipped the F**k out when he heard the managers excuse, then he told her she had no right to make up rules and regulations against an industry she disagrees with.
Sirochman says that he flipped the F**k out when he heard the managers excuse, then he told
her she had no right to make up rules and regulations against an industry she disagrees with.
88,054
This is the kind of post I could write in three or four sentences if I wanted to, a classic bloggy kind of post where I imply that the Giants are stupid.
This is the kind of post I could write in three or four sentences if I wanted
to, a classic bloggy kind of post where I imply that the Giants are stupid.
88,055
He continued, “We’re still in the early drafting stage, but already we’ve come up with ‘An independent Scotland will have sunshine every day’, ‘Free whisky for all under an independent Scotland’ and ‘We give loads of money to those southern bastards.
He continued, “We’re still in the early drafting stage, but already we’ve come up with ‘An independent Scotland will have
sunshine every day’, ‘Free whisky for all under an independent Scotland’ and ‘We give loads of money to those southern bastards.
88,056
It’s really hard for me to concisely explain just how intensely idiotic all of this is, and it’s not just because I’m not the biggest fan of Batman v Superman either.
It’s really hard for me to concisely explain just how intensely idiotic all of this is,
and it’s not just because I’m not the biggest fan of Batman v Superman either.
88,057
“I didn’t piss in the fucking water,” he says, pulling a drag off a Newport cigarette.
“I didn’t piss in the fucking water,”
he says, pulling a drag off a Newport cigarette.
88,058
It has come to the point that any site that immediately interrupts me with stupid pop ups or any videos that are interrupted to present ads are shut down immediately.
It has come to the point that any site that immediately interrupts me with stupid
pop ups or any videos that are interrupted to present ads are shut down immediately.
88,059
“I say fuck your rebel flag / You get punched in the faces, reppin’ the racists,” echoes 2015’s “Confederate Flag.”
“I say fuck your rebel flag / You get punched in the faces
, reppin’ the racists,” echoes 2015’s “Confederate Flag.”
88,060
The European Union trademarks authority has permitted a German firm to register the brand name "Fucking Hell" for a new beer, much to the irritation of the Austrian village of Fucking.
The European Union trademarks authority has permitted a German firm to register the brand name "Fucking
Hell" for a new beer, much to the irritation of the Austrian village of Fucking.
88,061
But now, in spite of Campbell being quoted at a convention confirming AoD2 is in the works, now says it's all bullshit.
But now, in spite of Campbell being quoted at a convention confirming
AoD2 is in the works, now says it's all bullshit.
88,062
No, you cannot decide to climb Greylock casually in November; that mountain is a bastard.
No, you cannot decide to climb Greylock
casually in November; that mountain is a bastard.
88,063
George Steinbrenner was not cute; he was the biggest fuckhead of his generation.
George Steinbrenner was not cute; he
was the biggest fuckhead of his generation.
88,064
“They and the judges don’t seem to realize people like me run this damn town.
“They and the judges don’t seem to
realize people like me run this damn town.
88,065
Well, he’s living in my world now, and we’re taking in the majesty of nature or he can find himself a new motherfucking place to live.
Well, he’s living in my world now, and we’re taking in
the majesty of nature or he can find himself a new motherfucking place to live.
88,066
A man got so drunk that he let his friend tattoo an elephant’s head around his penis on what they dubbed “tattoo Tuesdays”.
A man got so drunk that he let his friend tattoo an elephant
’s head around his penis on what they dubbed “tattoo Tuesdays”.
88,067
Spaniards crap on everything: in the sea, on the mother that bore them, on the number 10...
Spaniards crap on everything: in the sea, on
the mother that bore them, on the number 10...
88,068
Collier wrote: “These far right voters hate Obama because he is black.
Collier wrote: “These far right
voters hate Obama because he is black.
88,069
If you want a smart person to believe a stupid thing, all you need is Facebook.
If you want a smart person to believe a
stupid thing, all you need is Facebook.
88,070
This “Microsoft sucks” mantra that Graham is so fond of is mostly a combination of sour grapes and pandering to the youthful hubris of his constituency.
This “Microsoft sucks” mantra that Graham is so fond of is mostly
a combination of sour grapes and pandering to the youthful hubris of his constituency.
88,071
As you'll see from the gameplay video, whether from monsters or your own impatience and stupidity, you'll die a lot in this game.
As you'll see from the gameplay video, whether from monsters or your
own impatience and stupidity, you'll die a lot in this game.
88,072
"If you try and hit your mother over the head with a hammer, your poll numbers go up."
"If you try and hit your mother over the head
with a hammer, your poll numbers go up."
88,073
They hate Africans and worship an ebola demoness who they call "Ebola-Chan".
They hate Africans and worship an ebola demoness
who they call "Ebola-Chan".
88,074
Ayo whattup....its ya boy Shampoo Bracelets aka Phantom Raviolis or the mighty Cocaine Biceps back in the muthafuckin blogosphere once again here to hit yall niggas over the head wit that luxurious shit.
Ayo whattup....its ya boy Shampoo Bracelets aka Phantom Raviolis or the mighty Cocaine Biceps back in
the muthafuckin blogosphere once again here to hit yall niggas over the head wit that luxurious shit.
88,075
Dre proposed in his seminal theoretical work, “The Chronic”, the idea that bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks drew criticism from a number of his contemporaries.
Dre proposed in his seminal theoretical work, “The Chronic”, the idea that
bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks drew criticism from a number of his contemporaries.
88,076
Her barrister Nick Papas, SC, told the court that McNiven, 44, was drunk when her breasts were touched and was unaware it had occurred, but she was later told of the touching by a friend.
Her barrister Nick Papas, SC, told the court that McNiven, 44, was drunk when her breasts
were touched and was unaware it had occurred, but she was later told of the touching by a friend.
88,077
To stupid fans who can’t let sunk costs go, and only focus on that which is relevant today, (i.e. what the player brings to the table every Sunday), that is very saddening.
To stupid fans who can’t let sunk costs go, and only focus on that which is relevant
today, (i.e. what the player brings to the table every Sunday), that is very saddening.
88,078
According to The Missoulian, the wheeled outhouse was riddled with fake bullet holes and contained a fake birth certificate for Barack Obama, which was stamped “bullshit.”
According to The Missoulian, the wheeled outhouse was riddled with fake bullet holes and
contained a fake birth certificate for Barack Obama, which was stamped “bullshit.”
88,079
In the hours after Donald Trump was revealed to have boasted that he would kiss women and “grab them by the pussy” without their consent, Idaho Sen.
In the hours after Donald Trump was revealed to have boasted that he would kiss
women and “grab them by the pussy” without their consent, Idaho Sen.
88,080
The drinks, it later transpired, were laced with fatal amounts of the drug GHB so that he could rape them while they were unconscious.
The drinks, it later transpired, were laced with fatal amounts of
the drug GHB so that he could rape them while they were unconscious.
88,081
Mexico's biggest killers are now cardiovascular diseases - including heart failure, myocardial infarctions (heart attacks) and strokes - and diabetes.
Mexico's biggest killers are now cardiovascular diseases - including heart failure
, myocardial infarctions (heart attacks) and strokes - and diabetes.
88,082
Lopez-Pierre wrote that Benjamin was an “uncle Tom [n-word] bitch,” for supporting Levine, adding, “[Harlem residents] know that you are a weak, little short man who sucks White/ Jewish cock.”
Lopez-Pierre wrote that Benjamin was an “uncle Tom [n-word] bitch,” for supporting Levine,
adding, “[Harlem residents] know that you are a weak, little short man who sucks White/ Jewish cock.”
88,083
“I will have a shark in black water,” he said metaphorically, “and if you’re swimming he will come and you’ll be gone and he will f*ck you up.”
“I will have a shark in black water,” he said metaphorically, “and if
you’re swimming he will come and you’ll be gone and he will f*ck you up.”
88,084
Where we see the feedback in the forums is like anywhere from 12-14 is when people are like 'holy crap this game is nuts.'
Where we see the feedback in the forums is like anywhere from 12-
14 is when people are like 'holy crap this game is nuts.'
88,085
A city full of midgets, a tour of Hell, and the Incubator Babies
A city full of midgets, a
tour of Hell, and the Incubator Babies
88,086
The truth is that there’s only one major political party in this country that supports the murder of Jews.
The truth is that there’s only one major political
party in this country that supports the murder of Jews.
88,087
Recently researchers are finding them present all over the body, from the mouth to the anus.
Recently researchers are finding them present all over the
body, from the mouth to the anus.
88,088
Then she stuck a 3 foot metal rod up his rectum, tearing through his entire body.
Then she stuck a 3 foot metal rod up
his rectum, tearing through his entire body.
88,089
Those lucky bastards at Comic-Con - where the Necomimi was unveiled today - get first shot at trying on and buying the ears for themselves.
Those lucky bastards at Comic-Con - where the Necomimi was unveiled today
- get first shot at trying on and buying the ears for themselves.
88,090
Joey: "The other guy [Donnie] is not allowed onstage, no fucking way.
Joey: "The other guy [Donnie]
is not allowed onstage, no fucking way.
88,091
So George Kamitani, the artist behind Dragon's Crown, stuck his foot in his mouth and said something really stupid on Facebook.
So George Kamitani, the artist behind Dragon's Crown, stuck
his foot in his mouth and said something really stupid on Facebook.
88,092
That's not to say Palin has miraculously become smarter or better spoken, it's just that the idiot curve is now redrawn in her favor.
That's not to say Palin has miraculously become smarter or better spoken,
it's just that the idiot curve is now redrawn in her favor.
88,093
But Honda Tadakatsu was a dude who was born for war, this dude wanted nothing better than to be face-stabbing douchebags while completely surrounded by assholes trying to kill him with spears.
But Honda Tadakatsu was a dude who was born for war, this dude wanted nothing better than
to be face-stabbing douchebags while completely surrounded by assholes trying to kill him with spears.
88,094
Being Andrew, he did a terrible job and Kate could see through his shit.
Being Andrew, he did a terrible job
and Kate could see through his shit.
88,095
The 2 women began arguing about nothing and Porsha started calling Cynthia a bitch.
The 2 women began arguing about nothing
and Porsha started calling Cynthia a bitch.
88,096
I figured if something was tasty enough and fried I should get off my butt to get it.
I figured if something was tasty enough and fried
I should get off my butt to get it.
88,097
Young people in this current generation have been psyched to think that white supremacy is a normal thing and blacks deserve to be treated like trash and not as equal as anyone.
Young people in this current generation have been psyched to think that white supremacy is a
normal thing and blacks deserve to be treated like trash and not as equal as anyone.
88,098
There are a number of Christmas songs that illustrate the worst of humanity, but "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" takes the cake with its gale-force shitstorm of pettiness.
There are a number of Christmas songs that illustrate the worst of humanity, but "Rudolph
the Red-Nosed Reindeer" takes the cake with its gale-force shitstorm of pettiness.
88,099
You know, the one you heard when that jerk URoRRuR’R’R attacks Luke.
You know, the one you heard
when that jerk URoRRuR’R’R attacks Luke.