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However, there's little scientific support for nonsurgical methods to enlarge the penis.
However, there's little scientific support
for nonsurgical methods to enlarge the penis.
88,101
WE TELL IT AS IT IS - NO BULLSHIT! PLEASE join Newcastle Utd-Mad on Facebook:- Facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Newcastleutd-mad/199695536844554
WE TELL IT AS IT IS - NO BULLSHIT!
PLEASE join Newcastle Utd-Mad on Facebook:- Facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Newcastleutd-mad/199695536844554
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thusly, dreads/tats/mods is NOT a european cultural tradition. it’s just not. repeatedly referencing the exception to the rule does not make the exception the rule. it just makes you an supremacist, appropriating jackass. who’s also a piss poor historian.
thusly, dreads/tats/mods is NOT a european cultural tradition. it’s just not. repeatedly referencing the exception to the rule
does not make the exception the rule. it just makes you an supremacist, appropriating jackass. who’s also a piss poor historian.
88,103
Mill said “Not all conservatives are stupid people, but most stupid people are conservatives.”
Mill said “Not all conservatives are stupid people
, but most stupid people are conservatives.”
88,104
Such a stew of sleazy self-righteousness and audacious stupidity has not been seen in the senate since the days of Steve Symms, the celebrated moron from Idaho.
Such a stew of sleazy self-righteousness and audacious stupidity has not been seen
in the senate since the days of Steve Symms, the celebrated moron from Idaho.
88,105
Donovan is a sexist son of a bitch who objectifies women by keeping them on their toes, their backs, and their knees where they belong.
Donovan is a sexist son of a bitch who objectifies women by keeping them
on their toes, their backs, and their knees where they belong.
88,106
Had RDJ confessed to him “Marvel’s gonna give me a shit ton of money if I play Iron Man for 10 more movies!”
Had RDJ confessed to him “Marvel’s gonna give me a shit
ton of money if I play Iron Man for 10 more movies!”
88,107
It had a line that read “fvccant vvivys of heli”, a Latin/English mix meaning “…they fuck the wives of Ely”.
It had a line that read “fvccant vvivys of heli”, a
Latin/English mix meaning “…they fuck the wives of Ely”.
88,108
It was a fucking nationally broadcast commercial for Jack In the Box… I’m pretty sure you can find it on YouTube.
It was a fucking nationally broadcast commercial for Jack In the Box
… I’m pretty sure you can find it on YouTube.
88,109
The victim pecking order goes like this, from the most victimized to the least: gays; Muslims; blacks; Hispanics; Jews; evangelicals; atheists; Catholics.
The victim pecking order goes like this, from the most victimized to the least:
gays; Muslims; blacks; Hispanics; Jews; evangelicals; atheists; Catholics.
88,110
Yes, they're awful on the environment, stupidly expensive, and a nasty garbage-pail stinker-upper.
Yes, they're awful on the environment, stupidly expensive
, and a nasty garbage-pail stinker-upper.
88,111
And then he attempted to lead the crowd in a “fuck Kanye” chant, which did not seem too loud, at least in the fan-made video I’ve seen.
And then he attempted to lead the crowd in a “fuck Kanye” chant, which
did not seem too loud, at least in the fan-made video I’ve seen.
88,112
Like you all legitimately thought that Nye was gonna go up there and flip hundreds of thousands of people to legit science by reciting the exact same shit that's been said on the subject thousands upon thousands of times before.
Like you all legitimately thought that Nye was gonna go up there and flip hundreds of thousands of people to
legit science by reciting the exact same shit that's been said on the subject thousands upon thousands of times before.
88,113
"Sorry about getting caughtup up in the moment and saying f*ck Marvel.
"Sorry about getting caughtup up in
the moment and saying f*ck Marvel.
88,114
We are the king's kine , bred to be butchered, You, too, are one of us
We are the king's kine , bred to be
butchered, You, too, are one of us
88,115
CNN anchor Don Lemon stopped the broadcast feed as a CNN camera crew was confronted by rioters who attempted to block the camera yelling “F**king liars!”
CNN anchor Don Lemon stopped the broadcast feed as a CNN camera crew was
confronted by rioters who attempted to block the camera yelling “F**king liars!”
88,116
The pastor required the victim to arouse himself for “spiritual strength” and later instructed the man to get naked and masturbate in front of him, calling it “spiritual guidance.”
The pastor required the victim to arouse himself for “spiritual strength” and later instructed the
man to get naked and masturbate in front of him, calling it “spiritual guidance.”
88,117
I tried to hold it in – really, really hard – but they just kept coming and it was impossible for me to walk around a giant mall with my ass cheeks clenched together.
I tried to hold it in – really, really hard – but they just kept coming and
it was impossible for me to walk around a giant mall with my ass cheeks clenched together.
88,118
Killing Black people comes easily, especially at this stage of capitalism in which their labor is no longer needed.
Killing Black people comes easily, especially at this stage
of capitalism in which their labor is no longer needed.
88,119
NAR continues to bullshit America with their garbage data and spin, month after month, with few people calling them on it.
NAR continues to bullshit America with their garbage data and spin,
month after month, with few people calling them on it.
88,120
Oh, and Valhalla Knights 3 is also a game where you can get a DLC pack that lets you change how big the boobs are on your characters.
Oh, and Valhalla Knights 3 is also a game where you can get a
DLC pack that lets you change how big the boobs are on your characters.
88,121
After telling the officer to “f**k off it’s my cone”, the court heard how Denny swore at police before adopting a fighting stance and striking an officer before adding: “Only having the craic lad.”
After telling the officer to “f**k off it’s my cone”, the court heard how Denny swore at
police before adopting a fighting stance and striking an officer before adding: “Only having the craic lad.”
88,122
The US is a Knuckle-dragging, Low Grade Moronic Culture – George Galloway
The US is a Knuckle-dragging
, Low Grade Moronic Culture – George Galloway
88,123
Such is the advantage of dealing with stupid folk—they are easily fooled.
Such is the advantage of dealing with
stupid folk—they are easily fooled.
88,124
I'm an idiot when it comes to business, but I don't like when I see fighters suffering financially.
I'm an idiot when it comes to business, but
I don't like when I see fighters suffering financially.
88,125
“I hope you die — you’re a piece of crap,” Turkos told one of the boys, according to police.
“I hope you die — you’re a piece of crap
,” Turkos told one of the boys, according to police.
88,126
I am aware that men cheat, and women do too, but at least don't be stupid enough to rent a room 3 blocks from where you live with your spouse.
I am aware that men cheat, and women do too, but at least don't
be stupid enough to rent a room 3 blocks from where you live with your spouse.
88,127
Perhaps the most surprising side of the 2017 season has been Richmond, which joyously means that we won’t hear any shitty “9th again” jokes.
Perhaps the most surprising side of the 2017 season has been Richmond, which
joyously means that we won’t hear any shitty “9th again” jokes.
88,128
I’m a drummer, a philosopher, a lover, an adventurer”, the figure we might loosely associate with Justin Trudeau reassures himself after another nugatory day of making “bullshit speeches about some bullshit legislation”.
I’m a drummer, a philosopher, a lover, an adventurer”, the figure we might loosely
associate with Justin Trudeau reassures himself after another nugatory day of making “bullshit speeches about some bullshit legislation”.
88,129
Maybe with someone faux-tweaking a nipple or sticking a tongue out toward its colossal vulva.
Maybe with someone faux-tweaking a nipple or
sticking a tongue out toward its colossal vulva.
88,130
It’ll be the same with the recommendations you find here—no bullshit.
It’ll be the same with the
recommendations you find here—no bullshit.
88,131
She has some good evidence for the former claim from neuroscience and evolutionary psychology, but she seems to have pulled the latter claim out of her ass.
She has some good evidence for the former claim from neuroscience and evolutionary psychology
, but she seems to have pulled the latter claim out of her ass.
88,132
I've never been that big a fan of these products, mostly because I think they're really, really dumb.
I've never been that big a fan of these products
, mostly because I think they're really, really dumb.
88,133
James accused the flight attendant of being a fame whore who was making false allegations so she'd get attention, but according to the countersuit, the flight attendant didn't know who they were.
James accused the flight attendant of being a fame whore who was making false allegations so she'd
get attention, but according to the countersuit, the flight attendant didn't know who they were.
88,134
This motility is achieved through flagella, a tail that whips just like the sperm cell.
This motility is achieved through flagella, a
tail that whips just like the sperm cell.
88,135
Erase This Game is a new offseason feature in which we, merciless jerks that we are, find the dumbest football game ever played by one school.
Erase This Game is a new offseason feature in which we, merciless jerks
that we are, find the dumbest football game ever played by one school.
88,136
7, 2015. less Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31, was arrested by Waco Police with allegedly 29.5 grams of methamphetamine in her purse and a loaded .22-caliber pistol with a bullet chambered hidden inside her vagina.
7, 2015. less Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31, was arrested by Waco Police with allegedly 29.5
grams of methamphetamine in her purse and a loaded .22-caliber pistol with a bullet chambered hidden inside her vagina.
88,137
Team Cunt invites the swarthworld into Sweden on a menstrual wave of righteousness, and bows to the swarthworld like the submissive harem playthings to which they secretly aspire.
Team Cunt invites the swarthworld into Sweden on a menstrual wave of righteousness, and
bows to the swarthworld like the submissive harem playthings to which they secretly aspire.
88,138
Canada's new-and-improved bullshit blood ban comes into force today.
Canada's new-and-improved
bullshit blood ban comes into force today.
88,139
The comedy world has been reeling this week after The New York Times published a report in which five women accused C.K. of masturbating in front of them, asking if he could or doing so over the phone.
The comedy world has been reeling this week after The New York Times published a report in which five women
accused C.K. of masturbating in front of them, asking if he could or doing so over the phone.
88,140
"I was absolutely gobsmacked, this is incredibly stupid and dangerous behaviour.
"I was absolutely gobsmacked, this
is incredibly stupid and dangerous behaviour.
88,141
Mangold and Robles dueled all day in the two lifts, snatch and clean-and-jerk.
Mangold and Robles dueled all day in the two
lifts, snatch and clean-and-jerk.
88,142
Any time I misplace my phone I become a dysfunctional idiot, the experience from the roughly two decades of my life in which I didn't have a cell apparently gone from my memory.
Any time I misplace my phone I become a dysfunctional idiot, the experience from the roughly two
decades of my life in which I didn't have a cell apparently gone from my memory.
88,143
Total Frat Move wrote that gender-neutral pronouns just make “everyday is a fun game of ‘let’s solve the puzzle in my pants,'” and that “when you inconvenience the entire world because you learned a hip new word you insist on being called, then you’re just an asshole.”
Total Frat Move wrote that gender-neutral pronouns just make “everyday is a fun game of ‘let’s solve the puzzle in my pants,'”
and that “when you inconvenience the entire world because you learned a hip new word you insist on being called, then you’re just an asshole.”
88,144
It may be that the simplest, least clever strategy — kick their asses — is still the way to go.
It may be that the simplest, least clever strategy —
kick their asses — is still the way to go.
88,145
His songs, although heart-wrenching, don’t offer much leeway for individual interpretation: The Real Damage, Reasons Not to Be an Idiot and Substitute, are specific, detailed, and to the point.
His songs, although heart-wrenching, don’t offer much leeway for individual interpretation: The Real Damage
, Reasons Not to Be an Idiot and Substitute, are specific, detailed, and to the point.
88,146
He is believed to have injected this drug while at home before attending church to masturbate.
He is believed to have injected this drug
while at home before attending church to masturbate.
88,147
Penis skydrawing was our doing, Navy says Outraged residents spotted the phallic-shaped skydrawings near Naval Air Station Whidbey Island.
Penis skydrawing was our doing, Navy says Outraged residents spotted
the phallic-shaped skydrawings near Naval Air Station Whidbey Island.
88,148
During this unprecedentedly shitty presidential-election cycle, there has been an unusually high amount of vitriolic dung thrown at two candidates: Republican Donald Trump and Democrat Hillary Clinton.
During this unprecedentedly shitty presidential-election cycle, there has been an unusually high amount
of vitriolic dung thrown at two candidates: Republican Donald Trump and Democrat Hillary Clinton.
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This reminds me of what a priest told me years ago, “You get caught having sex with just one little boy and they label you a pedophile.”
This reminds me of what a priest told me years ago, “You get
caught having sex with just one little boy and they label you a pedophile.”
88,150
One Twitter user called the removal “brutal”, and another angrily wrote: “The pride react is gone and I ask you gentlemen what is even the point of fucking Facebook anymore”.
One Twitter user called the removal “brutal”, and another angrily wrote: “The pride
react is gone and I ask you gentlemen what is even the point of fucking Facebook anymore”.
88,151
Dorkass was a Cunning Ass with Brave Head and Beautiful Right Leg.
Dorkass was a Cunning Ass with
Brave Head and Beautiful Right Leg.
88,152
Moms are furious at a dubious web meme claiming women who undergo C-sections are selfish, lazy and doomed to hell.
Moms are furious at a dubious web meme claiming women who undergo
C-sections are selfish, lazy and doomed to hell.
88,153
When it rubberbands back into range of the exploding spiders, or it lags and your stuck in a doorway with unkillable enemies, b/c crawler moved on, it sucks.
When it rubberbands back into range of the exploding spiders, or it lags and your stuck
in a doorway with unkillable enemies, b/c crawler moved on, it sucks.
88,154
The first qualification meant simply that people should not vote for “the village idiot.”
The first qualification meant simply that people should
not vote for “the village idiot.”
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It’s also good for getting what you want out of life in realms beyond those of acquiring pussy.
It’s also good for getting what you want out
of life in realms beyond those of acquiring pussy.
88,156
“God, if I’d realized all these people would lose their goddamn minds, I never would have done it,” said the eastern bluebird, adding that there was no way it could preen its feathers in peace when it was being gawked at “like some kind of freak.”
“God, if I’d realized all these people would lose their goddamn minds, I never would have done it,” said the eastern bluebird
, adding that there was no way it could preen its feathers in peace when it was being gawked at “like some kind of freak.”
88,157
Maulbeck let loose a series of vitriolic tweets, calling Valve "incompetent" and expressing anger at Steam's "awful fucking monopoly."
Maulbeck let loose a series of vitriolic tweets, calling Valve "incompetent
" and expressing anger at Steam's "awful fucking monopoly."
88,158
I mean I know… There’s other really bad shit happening, but no one says anything about the other stuff.”
I mean I know… There’s other really bad shit happening
, but no one says anything about the other stuff.”
88,159
It's crazy you've been fucking us around forever @laettnerbball.
It's crazy you've been
fucking us around forever @laettnerbball.
88,160
She also uses terms like "goat-fucking Muslims" and "boy-fucking Muslims," which seems awesome for an elementary teacher, right?
She also uses terms like "goat-fucking Muslims" and "boy
-fucking Muslims," which seems awesome for an elementary teacher, right?
88,161
If confirmed, Frei Montalva would be the only Chilean president to be assassinated.
If confirmed, Frei Montalva would be
the only Chilean president to be assassinated.
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The former is a segmented track comprised of "Empath", "Get Out The Fucking Car", "Snatch", and "Vanity"; the latter simply contains "Dog Crying At Its Owner's Grave".
The former is a segmented track comprised of "Empath", "Get Out The Fucking Car", "
Snatch", and "Vanity"; the latter simply contains "Dog Crying At Its Owner's Grave".
88,163
Quran 3:151 I will make my arrows drunk with blood and sword shall devour flesh.
Quran 3:151 I will make my arrows drunk
with blood and sword shall devour flesh.
88,164
They braved cold air, rain and long lines in some places, and the message they sent to Donald Trump is a bigly FUCK YOU!
They braved cold air, rain and long lines in some places,
and the message they sent to Donald Trump is a bigly FUCK YOU!
88,165
“I’m looking you up, and when I find you, I’m going to rape you and remove your head.
“I’m looking you up, and when I find you
, I’m going to rape you and remove your head.
88,166
You got a beautiful goddamned gift in getting utterly and completely f----d by FIFA.
You got a beautiful goddamned gift in
getting utterly and completely f----d by FIFA.
88,167
After President Trump took office, women in pink “pussy” hats with multiple causes marched.
After President Trump took office, women in pink
“pussy” hats with multiple causes marched.
88,168
You’re damn right it was, but for the wrong reasons…and the reasons…bad booking.”
You’re damn right it was, but for the
wrong reasons…and the reasons…bad booking.”
88,169
It’s just some stupid, because I’ve met her people, I’m cool with her people.
It’s just some stupid, because I’ve met
her people, I’m cool with her people.
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"Can we at least have a picture of us together where [Romney] looks like a little b*tch," Baldwin, as Trump, said in the skit.
"Can we at least have a picture of us together where [Romney] looks
like a little b*tch," Baldwin, as Trump, said in the skit.
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But best not to dwell on that for now (though I am going to return to it), because the article by Dexter (do you remember that as clearly as the cock suckers and motherfuckers?)
But best not to dwell on that for now (though I am going to return to it),
because the article by Dexter (do you remember that as clearly as the cock suckers and motherfuckers?)
88,172
It was my choice, too, because I was a bit worried about it - but now I don’t really give a shit,” she said.
It was my choice, too, because I was a bit worried about it
- but now I don’t really give a shit,” she said.
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The boy, now 14, told investigators that Hurst said masturbating would help him grow and make him smarter and happy, prosecutors say.
The boy, now 14, told investigators that Hurst said masturbating would
help him grow and make him smarter and happy, prosecutors say.
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i’ve been told they’ve misgendered a trans woman and have recently done this shit, warning for a transmisogynist slur.
i’ve been told they’ve misgendered a trans woman and
have recently done this shit, warning for a transmisogynist slur.
88,175
Police Need Your Help In Capturing New Haven’s Notorious Penis Painter Share
Police Need Your Help In Capturing
New Haven’s Notorious Penis Painter Share
88,176
Regardless, Nobody Speak, composed by Brian Knappenberger, isn’t for the most part about Gawker or Thiel or Hulk Hogan’s penis.
Regardless, Nobody Speak, composed by Brian Knappenberger, isn’t for
the most part about Gawker or Thiel or Hulk Hogan’s penis.
88,177
After an hour and 20 mins i started the car and it ran like crap.
After an hour and 20 mins i started
the car and it ran like crap.
88,178
“I would like to talk to you about your comments about my being a racist, you cocksucker.
“I would like to talk to you about your
comments about my being a racist, you cocksucker.
88,179
She claimed: "It didn't take me long to find out what was going on...the manager started shouting at the girls calling them 'stupid' and 'idiots'.
She claimed: "It didn't take me long to find out what was going on
...the manager started shouting at the girls calling them 'stupid' and 'idiots'.
88,180
The great thing about being a teenager is retaining the stupid bravery of a child while inheriting the comedic timing of an adult.
The great thing about being a teenager is retaining the stupid bravery
of a child while inheriting the comedic timing of an adult.
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I liken it to the need I have to watch Robocop 3 sometimes or try eggrolls again even though I fucking hate eggrolls all the time.
I liken it to the need I have to watch Robocop 3 sometimes
or try eggrolls again even though I fucking hate eggrolls all the time.
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In fact, when Colbert expressed hopes of becoming rich with a kids’ book of his own, Sendak was all but sure of his success: “You started already by being an idiot.”
In fact, when Colbert expressed hopes of becoming rich with a kids’ book of his own,
Sendak was all but sure of his success: “You started already by being an idiot.”
88,183
Despicable rats, Burgess called them, and his fiction reinforces this impression.
Despicable rats, Burgess called them,
and his fiction reinforces this impression.
88,184
As the pressure exposed the drone’s penis and a speck of semen, Hopkins vacuumed it off carefully.
As the pressure exposed the drone’s penis and a
speck of semen, Hopkins vacuumed it off carefully.
88,185
Unfortunately, the majority of them have lied, cheated, and manipulated the shit out of our relationships.
Unfortunately, the majority of them have lied, cheated
, and manipulated the shit out of our relationships.
88,186
Heslop herself admitted she inserted four fingers inside the woman and performed a sex act.
Heslop herself admitted she inserted four fingers inside
the woman and performed a sex act.
88,187
Bringing random shit into space, tying it to other random shit, and then floating around naked in a haze of ennui.
Bringing random shit into space, tying it to other random shit
, and then floating around naked in a haze of ennui.
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But nooooooooo, instead it's my roommate stomping around to loud as f*** dub-step.
But nooooooooo, instead it's my roommate stomping around
to loud as f*** dub-step.
88,189
Shocking footage shows a naked man screaming at people in a Chicago neighborhood as he is covered in blood after cutting off his own penis.
Shocking footage shows a naked man screaming at people in a Chicago neighborhood
as he is covered in blood after cutting off his own penis.
88,190
I'm glad you leaked it, some men will be round soon to smash your hard drives.
I'm glad you leaked it, some men
will be round soon to smash your hard drives.
88,191
Be that is it may, the gross stupidity of Indian leadership in matters relating to Pakistan is simply bewildering.
Be that is it may, the gross stupidity of
Indian leadership in matters relating to Pakistan is simply bewildering.
88,192
Most languages seem to prefer the verb to suck over to blow when it comes to performing a blowjob (Swedish: suga, Italian: succhiare, French: sucer, Russian: сосать, Portuguese: chupar etc.).
Most languages seem to prefer the verb to suck over to blow when it comes to performing a blowjob (Swedish
: suga, Italian: succhiare, French: sucer, Russian: сосать, Portuguese: chupar etc.).
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Wilmore remained composed through his anger as he told Milo Yiannopoulos 'go f*** yourself,' in response to comments made by the right-wing figure about the rest of the panel's intelligence
Wilmore remained composed through his anger as he told Milo Yiannopoulos 'go f*** yourself,
' in response to comments made by the right-wing figure about the rest of the panel's intelligence
88,194
"Look at those fools, plotting and gathering their pathetic army of mortals.
"Look at those fools, plotting
and gathering their pathetic army of mortals.
88,195
The relearning curve promises to be steep already but I ain’t waiting around to see how long it takes for those fuckers to decide I am personna non grata.
The relearning curve promises to be steep already but I ain’t waiting around to
see how long it takes for those fuckers to decide I am personna non grata.
88,196
The audience had to act as Wino’s verbal teleprompter by feeding her the lines to her own damn songs.
The audience had to act as Wino’s verbal teleprompter
by feeding her the lines to her own damn songs.
88,197
I want to apologize for the human scum that will look at you with a wary eye tomorrow at the subway, the bus or the street, as though as you are a murderer just because you share the same skin tone as this terrorist.
I want to apologize for the human scum that will look at you with a wary eye tomorrow at the subway, the
bus or the street, as though as you are a murderer just because you share the same skin tone as this terrorist.
88,198
I am so tired of getting this damn message everywhere I go that I’m wrong.
I am so tired of getting this damn
message everywhere I go that I’m wrong.
88,199
Five years isn't enough time for all the writers who hate him to die.
Five years isn't enough time for all
the writers who hate him to die.