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But this bullshit watch list from the Dodd Trophy folks is especially wretched in its naked lethargy.
But this bullshit watch list from the Dodd Trophy
folks is especially wretched in its naked lethargy.
88,301
…In December, Cameron labeled the presidential hopeful’s suggestion of a temporary ban on Muslims traveling to the U.S. as “divisive, stupid and wrong.”
…In December, Cameron labeled the presidential hopeful’s suggestion of a temporary ban
on Muslims traveling to the U.S. as “divisive, stupid and wrong.”
88,302
Brandi Glanville's had it with Joanna Krupa refusing to turn over medical records ... so she's asking the judge to toss out the smelly vagina lawsuit.
Brandi Glanville's had it with Joanna Krupa refusing to turn over medical records
... so she's asking the judge to toss out the smelly vagina lawsuit.
88,303
He was also, in the view of the Clinton campaign, circa August 2015, a “smug,” “pompous,” loathsome guy whom a reasonable person might wish “to kick the shit out of on Twitter.”
He was also, in the view of the Clinton campaign, circa August 2015, a “smug,” “
pompous,” loathsome guy whom a reasonable person might wish “to kick the shit out of on Twitter.”
88,304
"The note said, 'If I see you here next month, I will shoot you and burn your house," Afshar told KATU.
"The note said, 'If I see you here next month,
I will shoot you and burn your house," Afshar told KATU.
88,305
“It’s like a fucking boys’ club that we just can’t get in to...”
“It’s like a fucking boys’ club
that we just can’t get in to...”
88,306
“Unity uses all three dimensions you idiot, and is therefore useless if you’re only using two of them!”.
“Unity uses all three dimensions you idiot, and is therefore
useless if you’re only using two of them!”.
88,307
"It's stupid and I find it absolutely ridiculous," Voracek said, according to CSNPhilly.com's Tim Panaccio.
"It's stupid and I find it absolutely ridiculous,
" Voracek said, according to CSNPhilly.com's Tim Panaccio.
88,308
She was just two weeks old when her mother handed her over to her bidan, a traditional midwife, to have part of her clitoris cut.
She was just two weeks old when her mother handed her over to her
bidan, a traditional midwife, to have part of her clitoris cut.
88,309
-Inside the Sept, Katie Cassidy as Margaery Tyrell, the beloved character who we WANTED to survive, but had to die mercifully before everything went to shit.
-Inside the Sept, Katie Cassidy as Margaery Tyrell, the beloved character who we
WANTED to survive, but had to die mercifully before everything went to shit.
88,310
Doe and made a visual and manual inspection of her genitals and anus.
Doe and made a visual and manual
inspection of her genitals and anus.
88,311
Try to close it first by right clicking on the tray and Exit or just kill this stupid program from the Task Manager.
Try to close it first by right clicking on the tray and
Exit or just kill this stupid program from the Task Manager.
88,312
Timberland because fuck Timberland, and Infinity just because it was so strange.
Timberland because fuck Timberland, and Infinity
just because it was so strange.
88,313
Ian is continuing his harangue: “This fucking gallery was built on the ashes of workers of sugar and biscuits factories.
Ian is continuing his harangue: “This fucking gallery was
built on the ashes of workers of sugar and biscuits factories.
88,314
This toy cum weaponry right here injects a little fun in the guilty pleasure of killing flies.
This toy cum weaponry right here injects a little
fun in the guilty pleasure of killing flies.
88,315
We’ll never know exactly what happened on Opie’s side but I’m guessing he thought, “Fuck that guy” and threw Ant under the bus the first chance he got.
We’ll never know exactly what happened on Opie’s side but I’m guessing he thought
, “Fuck that guy” and threw Ant under the bus the first chance he got.
88,316
And just like a typical shitty ally, he starts talking over the people in that community, believing he knows more than they do about their group and problems, and knows it better.
And just like a typical shitty ally, he starts talking over the people in that community,
believing he knows more than they do about their group and problems, and knows it better.
88,317
To make the cut, nipples should be hairless, with the photo taken from "Coke can" distance.
To make the cut, nipples should be hairless,
with the photo taken from "Coke can" distance.
88,318
Whirr is some run-of-the-mill shoegaze band that attempts to stay relevant by hurling bullshit on the internet.
Whirr is some run-of-the-mill shoegaze band
that attempts to stay relevant by hurling bullshit on the internet.
88,319
If you break the rules, like... coming to work late, for instance, though, he'll have your ass.
If you break the rules, like... coming to work late
, for instance, though, he'll have your ass.
88,320
Feel free to reshare, but don’t use it as an excuse to be a shithead.
Feel free to reshare, but don’t use
it as an excuse to be a shithead.
88,321
He's the guy who drove his Aventador to Top Pot on game day in a Fuck You sweatshirt.
He's the guy who drove his Aventador to Top
Pot on game day in a Fuck You sweatshirt.
88,322
“This whole thing with Obama saying the rich don’t pay their taxes is fucking bullshit.
“This whole thing with Obama saying the rich
don’t pay their taxes is fucking bullshit.
88,323
They are called “slaves,” “pigs,” “motherfuckers,” “a shame on the community.”
They are called “slaves,” “pigs,”
“motherfuckers,” “a shame on the community.”
88,324
No Joy are going to be mixing it up this year, releasing a series of EPs, the first of which is titled Drool Sucker that will be out via Topshelf on July 15.
No Joy are going to be mixing it up this year, releasing a series of EPs,
the first of which is titled Drool Sucker that will be out via Topshelf on July 15.
88,325
“Then suddenly it turned onto us, calling us ‘brown trash, go home.
“Then suddenly it turned onto us,
calling us ‘brown trash, go home.
88,326
Like one refers to Lebowski as ‘The Dude’, me and my other pals refer to him affectionately as ‘The Bastard’.
Like one refers to Lebowski as ‘The Dude’, me and
my other pals refer to him affectionately as ‘The Bastard’.
88,327
Each week, Queerty picks one blowhard, hypocrite, airhead, sanctimonious prick or other enemy of all that is queer to be the Douche of the Week.
Each week, Queerty picks one blowhard, hypocrite, airhead, sanctimonious prick or
other enemy of all that is queer to be the Douche of the Week.
88,328
“In this way, it could be said that masturbation actually serves relationships rather than hindering them.”
“In this way, it could be said that
masturbation actually serves relationships rather than hindering them.”
88,329
Indeed, we did 39.77% better than last week, carried largely by a 36.31% increase in "fuck" and a 36.47% increase in the references to firing someone.
Indeed, we did 39.77% better than last week, carried largely by a 36.31%
increase in "fuck" and a 36.47% increase in the references to firing someone.
88,330
Here's why we want to join Bilbo Baggins in his cozy hobbit-hole.
Here's why we want to join Bilbo
Baggins in his cozy hobbit-hole.
88,331
What’s even more shocking is the faulty logic they used to defend this stupidity.
What’s even more shocking is the faulty
logic they used to defend this stupidity.
88,332
Adam Sandler launches into profanity-laden tirade against former Pink Floyd front-man Roger Waters for criticizing Israel "All these f*cking nice Israeli people are getting a ‘F*ck you!’
Adam Sandler launches into profanity-laden tirade against former Pink Floyd front-man Roger Waters
for criticizing Israel "All these f*cking nice Israeli people are getting a ‘F*ck you!’
88,333
The year’s most undersung news cycle shaper has been, without a doubt, the Idiot Son.
The year’s most undersung news cycle shaper has
been, without a doubt, the Idiot Son.
88,334
“If you get hit in the shoulder the right way, you'll die,” West said.
“If you get hit in the shoulder the right
way, you'll die,” West said.
88,335
“Fuck, let’s do this,” Flores said before running from a center divider towards a home on East Street near the freeway.
“Fuck, let’s do this,” Flores said before running
from a center divider towards a home on East Street near the freeway.
88,336
The woman is barefoot and is quickly caught and surrounded by these painted up attackers.Before she can cry out, a balloon giraffe is shoved down her throat as several clowns take out their own balloons and begin putting them onto their throbbing erections.
The woman is barefoot and is quickly caught and surrounded by these painted up attackers.Before she can cry out, a
balloon giraffe is shoved down her throat as several clowns take out their own balloons and begin putting them onto their throbbing erections.
88,337
“It’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard,” Phyllis Reynolds tells me.
“It’s the stupidest thing I’ve
ever heard,” Phyllis Reynolds tells me.
88,338
Lucie County, Florida man was caught masturbating while driving yesterday, and employing a toy gun in novel ways.
Lucie County, Florida man was caught masturbating while driving
yesterday, and employing a toy gun in novel ways.
88,339
A Black Mississippi Judge's Breathtaking Speech To 3 White Murderers
A Black Mississippi Judge's
Breathtaking Speech To 3 White Murderers
88,340
All of you in the military and your veteran brothers and sisters are a bunch of cowards.
All of you in the military and your veteran
brothers and sisters are a bunch of cowards.
88,341
Pussy Riot's supporters and opposition activists accused Putin of personally orchestrating the case against them.
Pussy Riot's supporters and opposition activists accused
Putin of personally orchestrating the case against them.
88,342
He’s the guy who floods Internet comment boards accusing Clinton supporters of voting with their “vaginas.”
He’s the guy who floods Internet comment boards accusing
Clinton supporters of voting with their “vaginas.”
88,343
It’s bullshit, and I’m going to tell you why it’s bullshit, but first let me lay some context down for you.
It’s bullshit, and I’m going to tell you why it
’s bullshit, but first let me lay some context down for you.
88,344
Also yeah Rainbow Dash is only Flash Gordon in this just because Flash sounds like Dash I know stupid.
Also yeah Rainbow Dash is only Flash Gordon in this
just because Flash sounds like Dash I know stupid.
88,345
I don't feel I need to invite random homeless people into my home, and just tolerate the risk of getting raped and robbed.
I don't feel I need to invite random homeless people into my
home, and just tolerate the risk of getting raped and robbed.
88,346
The "Bitch Better Have My Money" singer poked fun at herself by also posting the meme to Instagram with the caption “NOW” addressed to Nicki.
The "Bitch Better Have My Money" singer poked fun at herself by also
posting the meme to Instagram with the caption “NOW” addressed to Nicki.
88,347
I fuck the coconut and it actually feels pretty damn good so I blow my load, shove the coconut under my bed and continue about my day.
I fuck the coconut and it actually feels pretty damn good so I blow
my load, shove the coconut under my bed and continue about my day.
88,348
“Scary ass nigga got that chain took and then got Tupac in there fighting.
“Scary ass nigga got that chain took
and then got Tupac in there fighting.
88,349
But just because white nationalists are puerile idiots who think the world belongs to the same race of people that invented ambrosia salad does not mean that it is okay to assault them.
But just because white nationalists are puerile idiots who think the world belongs to the same race
of people that invented ambrosia salad does not mean that it is okay to assault them.
88,350
You know when the garbage disposal clogs up and there’s bits and pieces of kitchen scraps and gunk floating in your dirty sink?
You know when the garbage disposal clogs up and there’s bits
and pieces of kitchen scraps and gunk floating in your dirty sink?
88,351
Now, the obvious lesson that Spayd should have taken from this whole episode was DON’T HIRE A FUCKING CLIMATE DENIER.
Now, the obvious lesson that Spayd should have taken from
this whole episode was DON’T HIRE A FUCKING CLIMATE DENIER.
88,352
Every holiday season, my mail slot gets bukkake’d with monstrous catalogs packed with shit I would never, ever buy, and the W-S catalog stands out among them.
Every holiday season, my mail slot gets bukkake’d with monstrous catalogs packed with shit I
would never, ever buy, and the W-S catalog stands out among them.
88,353
Techies don’t just call out bullshit, they know exactly where in a bullshitter’s head bullshit lies based on connections to a single bullshit sentence.
Techies don’t just call out bullshit, they know exactly where in a
bullshitter’s head bullshit lies based on connections to a single bullshit sentence.
88,354
“There’s no time for fence-sitting or ‘both sides’ shit anymore,” he wrote.
“There’s no time for fence-sitting or
‘both sides’ shit anymore,” he wrote.
88,355
Trolls are publicly challenged; one was memorably shamed into taking Beard to lunch to apologise for calling her “a filthy old slut”.
Trolls are publicly challenged; one was memorably shamed into taking Beard to
lunch to apologise for calling her “a filthy old slut”.
88,356
Hamed told the "Momma Is A Hippie" Facebook page that the actor "made a comment about boobs and so many babies."
Hamed told the "Momma Is A Hippie" Facebook page that the
actor "made a comment about boobs and so many babies."
88,357
This was “justified” by depicting Africans as sub-human, deserving of their circumstances because they were inferior.
This was “justified” by depicting Africans as sub-
human, deserving of their circumstances because they were inferior.
88,358
sure a black person may be rightfully upset with white people and be hurtful to them verbally and call them names like cracker and spew white stereotypes out they ass but thats not gonna do nothing huh?
sure a black person may be rightfully upset with white people and be hurtful to them verbally and call them
names like cracker and spew white stereotypes out they ass but thats not gonna do nothing huh?
88,359
Sex aids for women to achieve orgasms could take the form of a female Viagra, or perhaps cream, shot, surgery or even electrodes inserted into the spine.
Sex aids for women to achieve orgasms could take the form of a female Viagra
, or perhaps cream, shot, surgery or even electrodes inserted into the spine.
88,360
‘They were saying things like, “We got a new president you fucking faggots.’
‘They were saying things like, “We
got a new president you fucking faggots.’
88,361
"He dragged the rose down her chin, her neck, and tortured her, dragging it down between her breasts, her belly and across the top of her panties.
"He dragged the rose down her chin, her neck, and tortured her,
dragging it down between her breasts, her belly and across the top of her panties.
88,362
Black pig farmers in Baoding, Hebei Province have their animals under a strict daily exercise regimen, which involves "platform diving" twice a day - in an effort to improve the quality of their meat for customers.
Black pig farmers in Baoding, Hebei Province have their animals under a strict daily exercise regimen, which involves
"platform diving" twice a day - in an effort to improve the quality of their meat for customers.
88,363
Before it happened to me, I thought sexual harassment was similar to scenes in Mad Men, like a male boss grabbing a secretary’s butt.
Before it happened to me, I thought sexual harassment was similar to scenes
in Mad Men, like a male boss grabbing a secretary’s butt.
88,364
The rumor is the band will be one of the final few announced for this year's Summer Slaughter, so they will be out and about promoting the shit out of this release.
The rumor is the band will be one of the final few announced for this year's
Summer Slaughter, so they will be out and about promoting the shit out of this release.
88,365
What is slut shaming, and why are we all hearing this word more and more?
What is slut shaming, and why are
we all hearing this word more and more?
88,366
So I fucked her, and the first time we tried to do doggystyle, for some reason I thought you were supposed to fuck her in the ass.
So I fucked her, and the first time we tried to do doggystyle,
for some reason I thought you were supposed to fuck her in the ass.
88,367
These tracks are an ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY beak in the ass of all things sacred in the underground.
These tracks are an ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY beak in the
ass of all things sacred in the underground.
88,368
On a recent appearance on the BBC’s Big Questions, he made straight men in the room look like damp rags and rightly deserved the right to tweet, “I am one of the very few alpha homosexuals.”
On a recent appearance on the BBC’s Big Questions, he made straight men in the room look like damp
rags and rightly deserved the right to tweet, “I am one of the very few alpha homosexuals.”
88,369
“I came to the Premier League and everyone thought it would not be possible but, like always, I make them eat their balls.
“I came to the Premier League and everyone thought it would not
be possible but, like always, I make them eat their balls.
88,370
A stripper faces live in prison for being filmed sexually abusing a toddler and having sex with a dog after being indicted Thursday.
A stripper faces live in prison for being filmed sexually abusing a
toddler and having sex with a dog after being indicted Thursday.
88,371
A Swedish company called Secreta AB, which specialises in making masturbation a mechanical routine, manufactures the dildo that comes with a special manual (you can watch it below).
A Swedish company called Secreta AB, which specialises in making masturbation a mechanical routine,
manufactures the dildo that comes with a special manual (you can watch it below).
88,372
The Orange Piece of Shit looked like everyone's drunk senile old uncle singing the anthem at Arlington.
The Orange Piece of Shit looked like everyone's
drunk senile old uncle singing the anthem at Arlington.
88,373
When you get better, you'll be able to better judge when to release an attack and kill someone who's going to try to stab you.
When you get better, you'll be able to better judge when to
release an attack and kill someone who's going to try to stab you.
88,374
“Trump’s election is going to be the biggest ‘f**k you’ ever recorded in human history — and it will feel good,” he continued.
“Trump’s election is going to be the biggest ‘f**k you’ ever
recorded in human history — and it will feel good,” he continued.
88,375
Normal Spike can be a really weird pain in the ass with those noodle arms of his.
Normal Spike can be a really weird pain in
the ass with those noodle arms of his.
88,376
Joe Cowley is garbage, but I’ll give him this much: he can reach Jimmy Butler by cellphone.
Joe Cowley is garbage, but I’ll give him
this much: he can reach Jimmy Butler by cellphone.
88,377
Wearing a grin that the phrase 'shit-eating' was invented to describe, and rubbing his hands together like Mr.
Wearing a grin that the phrase 'shit-eating'
was invented to describe, and rubbing his hands together like Mr.
88,378
Here are the best European hideaways you won’t be visiting, because you’re too poor, you silly poor person.
Here are the best European hideaways you won’t be visiting
, because you’re too poor, you silly poor person.
88,379
Vee Meadows’ job required her to stick her butt out a little bit.
Vee Meadows’ job required her to
stick her butt out a little bit.
88,380
Okay, damn it, fine, let's talk about Harris Faulkner and her insane likeness rights lawsuit against Hasbro over a toy hamster.
Okay, damn it, fine, let's talk about Harris Faulkner
and her insane likeness rights lawsuit against Hasbro over a toy hamster.
88,381
Awww @kanyewest are u mad I'm not around to play in ur asshole anymore?
Awww @kanyewest are u mad I'm not
around to play in ur asshole anymore?
88,382
"Y'all niggas tellin' me you don't have any weed," The rapper states in disbelief.
"Y'all niggas tellin' me you don't have
any weed," The rapper states in disbelief.
88,383
16-year-old Ali was convicted in February of child rape after he pinned a 13 year old girl against a wall at Toleredsskolan in Gothenburg and forced her to oral sex.
16-year-old Ali was convicted in February of child rape after he pinned a 13
year old girl against a wall at Toleredsskolan in Gothenburg and forced her to oral sex.
88,384
The ancient Romans considered stammering to be a sign of stupidity.
The ancient Romans considered stammering to
be a sign of stupidity.
88,385
Because black culture is “manly”, this forces a lot of those gay blacks to be down low.
Because black culture is “manly”, this forces
a lot of those gay blacks to be down low.
88,386
Most articles I have seen on the topic of “ex-sex” (i.e., having sex with a former spouse or partner) categorize it as a universally stupid and unhealthy idea.
Most articles I have seen on the topic of “ex-sex” (i.e., having
sex with a former spouse or partner) categorize it as a universally stupid and unhealthy idea.
88,387
Crusader Kings 2: Stupid friends won’t play, learn from their mistake.
Crusader Kings 2: Stupid friends wo
n’t play, learn from their mistake.
88,388
Rather than your usual homeland settings of the Portland/Seattle area, your latest, Damned, is set a little further afield – in Hell.
Rather than your usual homeland settings of the Portland/Seattle area, your
latest, Damned, is set a little further afield – in Hell.
88,389
Fuck it, who cares about women’s safety when there are ~nonbinary~ guys who aren’t even gnc presenting whose feelings might be hurt by their “genderqu**r identity” not being validated
Fuck it, who cares about women’s safety when there are ~nonbinary~ guys who aren’t
even gnc presenting whose feelings might be hurt by their “genderqu**r identity” not being validated
88,390
James Leslie shot PC Suzanne Hudson through door, goading her and a colleague saying 'do you want some more, pussies?'
James Leslie shot PC Suzanne Hudson through door, goading her and
a colleague saying 'do you want some more, pussies?'
88,391
Why are you going around in this entire thread arguing over this stupid topic?
Why are you going around in this
entire thread arguing over this stupid topic?
88,392
The Assbuster is too concerned with writing brilliant shit, writing about writing brilliant shit, and fending off basic human contact.
The Assbuster is too concerned with writing brilliant shit, writing
about writing brilliant shit, and fending off basic human contact.
88,393
The jury of 11 men and one woman, including one non-white person, convicted him of raping his wife at their home in May 2014 and of threatening to cut her face and kill her.
The jury of 11 men and one woman, including one non-white person, convicted him of
raping his wife at their home in May 2014 and of threatening to cut her face and kill her.
88,394
The idea behind EDD is simple: if you have to demo something in front of an audience, and that something sucks, you will move hell or high water to make sure you don’t look like an idiot.
The idea behind EDD is simple: if you have to demo something in front of an audience, and that
something sucks, you will move hell or high water to make sure you don’t look like an idiot.
88,395
"He gets out of the auto to tell me why I shouldn't be dressed like a slut," Aishwarya wrote.
"He gets out of the auto to tell me why I
shouldn't be dressed like a slut," Aishwarya wrote.
88,396
“This design totally isn’t working with my content, and now I have to change my messaging and approach to fit this stupid layout.
“This design totally isn’t working with my content, and now
I have to change my messaging and approach to fit this stupid layout.
88,397
The painting portrayed a naked couple, but the director of the museum, Jan Sundström, didn't like the look of the man's penis.
The painting portrayed a naked couple, but the director of the museum,
Jan Sundström, didn't like the look of the man's penis.
88,398
Check out this gamer exploding in fury at the rumor that Google — "The King Midas of Shit!" — might buy the hugely popular streaming gamer site Twitch TV.
Check out this gamer exploding in fury at the rumor that Google — "The King
Midas of Shit!" — might buy the hugely popular streaming gamer site Twitch TV.
88,399
I'm not one to knock others for having different interests though, so go ahead & do your thing you crazy bird-watching bastards.
I'm not one to knock others for having different interests though,
so go ahead & do your thing you crazy bird-watching bastards.