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88,500 | Summary : Two star-crossed soon to be homeless idiots, devise the perfect plan to bring home the cheddar. | Summary : Two star-crossed soon to be homeless idiots | , devise the perfect plan to bring home the cheddar. |
88,501 | The great thing about having modern, trusting parents is that they will support nearly any career decision you make, no matter how idiotic. | The great thing about having modern, trusting parents is that they will | support nearly any career decision you make, no matter how idiotic. |
88,502 | I think that [comic writer] Mark [Millar] is writing Kick-Ass 2 in a couple of weeks, and he wants to change Red Mist’s name to the Motherfucker, which I think is hilarious. | I think that [comic writer] Mark [Millar] is writing Kick-Ass 2 in a couple of | weeks, and he wants to change Red Mist’s name to the Motherfucker, which I think is hilarious. |
88,503 | Oleg Belov (right), 51, confessed to killing his wife Yulia (left), 32, and his six children (pictured) in a rage after she cut his hair in a 'foolish' parrot style | Oleg Belov (right), 51, confessed to killing his wife Yulia (left), 32, and | his six children (pictured) in a rage after she cut his hair in a 'foolish' parrot style |
88,504 | She said the man tied her hands together, undressed her, put on a condom and raped her. | She said the man tied her hands together, undressed | her, put on a condom and raped her. |
88,505 | "If you're listening, Bubba, come here to Vegas and I'll tell it to your frickin face," Rico said. | "If you're listening, Bubba, come here to Vegas and | I'll tell it to your frickin face," Rico said. |
88,506 | Let me be very clear, EVERY Jew steadfastly believes that ALL non-Jews should be killed. | Let me be very clear, EVERY Jew steadfastly | believes that ALL non-Jews should be killed. |
88,507 | In a 2012 appearance on Chappelle Show co-creator Neal Brennan's The Champs podcast, he admonished his interviewer for asking too many personal questions: "The past shouldn't mean shit." | In a 2012 appearance on Chappelle Show co-creator Neal Brennan's The Champs podcast, he | admonished his interviewer for asking too many personal questions: "The past shouldn't mean shit." |
88,508 | Here the crusading liberal journalists are deeply foolish or deeply corrupt, or both. | Here the crusading liberal journalists are deeply | foolish or deeply corrupt, or both. |
88,509 | So scroll down, sit back, and quit whining about how music used to be better back in your day, and how MTV sucks now. | So scroll down, sit back, and quit whining about how music used | to be better back in your day, and how MTV sucks now. |
88,510 | So far, with Republican control of Congress, he’s repealed Obamaca—ah, shit, never mind. | So far, with Republican control of Congress, he | ’s repealed Obamaca—ah, shit, never mind. |
88,511 | "You will be contacted when this happens so you know we are for fucking real." | "You will be contacted when this happens so | you know we are for fucking real." |
88,512 | If you're a female customer who goes to Drew's Pizzeria in Champaign, you can apparently flash your boobs and walk away with some free pizza. | If you're a female customer who goes to Drew's Pizzeria in Champaign | , you can apparently flash your boobs and walk away with some free pizza. |
88,513 | 6:6 Wherefore say unto the children of Israel, I am YHWH, and I will bring you out from under the burdens of the Egyptians, and I will rid you out of their bondage, and I will redeem you with a stretched out arm, and with great judgments: | 6:6 Wherefore say unto the children of Israel, I am YHWH, and I will bring you out from under the burdens of the Egyptians | , and I will rid you out of their bondage, and I will redeem you with a stretched out arm, and with great judgments: |
88,514 | Milwaukee police suspect Otis Lockett of illegally having a gun, so they got a warrant to photograph his penis. | Milwaukee police suspect Otis Lockett of illegally having a gun | , so they got a warrant to photograph his penis. |
88,515 | So I'm thinking about getting my penis tattooed, though I'm not entirely sure what I would like, or even if I'm 100% that I want to do it. | So I'm thinking about getting my penis tattooed, though I'm not entirely sure what | I would like, or even if I'm 100% that I want to do it. |
88,516 | He is praying for ‘Allah’ to bring Sharia law to the U.S. while the idiot liberals in the room bow their heads in prayer. | He is praying for ‘Allah’ to bring Sharia law to the | U.S. while the idiot liberals in the room bow their heads in prayer. |
88,517 | If you want know what happened, and also find out which type of apple is scientifically mealy as fuck, pull out your credit card and buy Biggest Solution in the Universe, Bonus Episode 13 now | If you want know what happened, and also find out which type of apple is scientifically mealy as | fuck, pull out your credit card and buy Biggest Solution in the Universe, Bonus Episode 13 now |
88,518 | or additional stupid ideas, except this was 40,000 college students simultaneously realizing their power to be obnoxious. | or additional stupid ideas, except this was 40,000 | college students simultaneously realizing their power to be obnoxious. |
88,519 | Just a note to let you know that not all the mods are in agreement on this whole bullshit you’ve started with Redd, and since I can’t speak for AMP, I’m speaking for myself on this situation because fuck you for hurting Redd. | Just a note to let you know that not all the mods are in agreement on this whole bullshit you’ve started with Redd | , and since I can’t speak for AMP, I’m speaking for myself on this situation because fuck you for hurting Redd. |
88,520 | In this sunken hell, the idea of an area being “secured” is relative, but I’ve cleared out the lobby, the stairs, the shops on the level above and dealt with that crazy son of a bitch who was throwing around Molotovs. | In this sunken hell, the idea of an area being “secured” is relative, but I’ve cleared out the lobby | , the stairs, the shops on the level above and dealt with that crazy son of a bitch who was throwing around Molotovs. |
88,521 | I have personally seen men go to prision because their addiction to porn influenced them to do really stupid things as they attempted to ratchet up the buzz they got from porn. | I have personally seen men go to prision because their addiction to porn influenced them to | do really stupid things as they attempted to ratchet up the buzz they got from porn. |
88,522 | An independent Queensland senator has threatened to grab the Prime Minister's genitals — and possibly stick a finger up his backside — if he does not limit coal seam gas (CSG) exploration. | An independent Queensland senator has threatened to grab the Prime Minister's genitals — and possibly stick a | finger up his backside — if he does not limit coal seam gas (CSG) exploration. |
88,523 | Are the homosexuals finally going to take control of our culture and push their depraved lifestyle on our children and families? | Are the homosexuals finally going to take control of our culture | and push their depraved lifestyle on our children and families? |
88,524 | Hook me, flatten me, fuck me out of my senses with your first line. | Hook me, flatten me, fuck me | out of my senses with your first line. |
88,525 | That smirking bastard brought mankind and electricity together when people still feared their goats were the devil, so it’s reasonable to think he can catch lightning in a bottle with Demetrious Johnson and T.J. | That smirking bastard brought mankind and electricity together when people still feared their goats were the devil, | so it’s reasonable to think he can catch lightning in a bottle with Demetrious Johnson and T.J. |
88,526 | When I was born, my dick looked like any other baby boy's—tiny and pink, bobbing around on top of a big set of balls like an elf hat. | When I was born, my dick looked like any other baby boy's—tiny and | pink, bobbing around on top of a big set of balls like an elf hat. |
88,527 | They really don’t give a fuck what’s good for us, what we like, or what we think. | They really don’t give a fuck what’s good for | us, what we like, or what we think. |
88,528 | For this is full-bodied, and way better than that shit on the mess decks.” | For this is full-bodied, and way | better than that shit on the mess decks.” |
88,529 | Democrats are rewriting our vocabulary, but a red commie rat is still a red commie rat at the end of the day. | Democrats are rewriting our vocabulary, but a red commie rat is | still a red commie rat at the end of the day. |
88,530 | Trump is a despicable loose cannon who will likely get us into World War III with his huge ego, and Clinton is dishonest and untrustworthy. | Trump is a despicable loose cannon who will likely get us into World | War III with his huge ego, and Clinton is dishonest and untrustworthy. |
88,531 | His attackers laugh and shout “f*ck Donald Trump” and “f*ck white people” as they kick and punch him and cut into his forehead with a knife. | His attackers laugh and shout “f*ck Donald Trump” and “f*ck white people | ” as they kick and punch him and cut into his forehead with a knife. |
88,532 | This past Saturday afternoon some shit jumped off on the Brooklyn bound L train. | This past Saturday afternoon some shit jumped | off on the Brooklyn bound L train. |
88,533 | And overseas, Simpson added, the Americans are considered killers. | And overseas, Simpson added, | the Americans are considered killers. |
88,534 | In a clip of the video presented to Bell on Wednesday, a Trump supporter could be heard yelling “Fuck that n****r” in reference to President Barack Obama. | In a clip of the video presented to Bell on Wednesday, a Trump supporter | could be heard yelling “Fuck that n****r” in reference to President Barack Obama. |
88,535 | Today he has more than 50 ounces of shit in a container besides his bed. | Today he has more than 50 ounces of | shit in a container besides his bed. |
88,536 | I’ll just be sobbing in the corner for coming up with this shit. | I’ll just be sobbing in the | corner for coming up with this shit. |
88,537 | Sign says those who vote for Stokes, Obama ‘too stupid to own a gun’ | Sign says those who vote for Stokes, | Obama ‘too stupid to own a gun’ |
88,538 | “However, others are stupid like pigs, they go around making public speeches, accusing the government of trying to lock Taiwan’s economy into China’s and citing this as a reason to be anti-China,” he wrote. | “However, others are stupid like pigs, they go around making public speeches, accusing the government of trying to | lock Taiwan’s economy into China’s and citing this as a reason to be anti-China,” he wrote. |
88,539 | “There are a lot of stupid people in Toronto and Hamilton, who are out of touch with reality. | “There are a lot of stupid people in Toronto | and Hamilton, who are out of touch with reality. |
88,540 | But Trump’s platform isn’t abolishing Obamacare or lowering taxes or kicking more ass in the Middle East. | But Trump’s platform isn’t abolishing Obamacare or lowering | taxes or kicking more ass in the Middle East. |
88,541 | It takes the pressure off of needing to masturbate, and kind of gives me this super “ready for action” feeling. | It takes the pressure off of needing to masturbate, and kind | of gives me this super “ready for action” feeling. |
88,542 | And, in explaining that the voter ID law was intended to “kick Democrats in the butt,” he shrugged, “If it hurts a bunch of lazy blacks that want the government to give them everything, so be it.” | And, in explaining that the voter ID law was intended to “kick Democrats in the butt,” he shrugged, | “If it hurts a bunch of lazy blacks that want the government to give them everything, so be it.” |
88,543 | Nutscaping is a photo-taking trend which involves dropping your trousers, whipping out some testicles (yours, if you have them), and gently hovering above the camera so your balls hang down like a majestic moon in the sky. | Nutscaping is a photo-taking trend which involves dropping your trousers, whipping out some testicles (yours, if you | have them), and gently hovering above the camera so your balls hang down like a majestic moon in the sky. |
88,544 | 7ckngMad: "I've never believed in the metagame, the word to me is bullshit" | 7ckngMad: "I've never believed in the | metagame, the word to me is bullshit" |
88,545 | The unidentified man from China somehow pushed the ring, which is believed to have been a sex toy, around his penis – and then tried to get it off. | The unidentified man from China somehow pushed the ring, which is believed to have been | a sex toy, around his penis – and then tried to get it off. |
88,546 | When a guy gets around, he is called a player, or at worst, he is jokingly called a man-whore. | When a guy gets around, he is called a player, | or at worst, he is jokingly called a man-whore. |
88,547 | And as you're laughing at J.D.'s hilarious sexual escapades, a dark void festers in the deepest recesses of his forever hungering soul that not even a perpetual gauntlet of fucking can fill. | And as you're laughing at J.D.'s hilarious sexual escapades, a dark void festers in the | deepest recesses of his forever hungering soul that not even a perpetual gauntlet of fucking can fill. |
88,548 | Demonstrations showing solidarity for the Punk band have sprung up worldwide on the day of Pussy Riot’s verdict. | Demonstrations showing solidarity for the Punk band have sprung up | worldwide on the day of Pussy Riot’s verdict. |
88,549 | Dirty boy Pepys got in trouble with his wife, Elizabeth, as a result of being unclean (she had gone to a public bathhouse) and she, rightly, was fed up with him being smelly (he was already kind of pervy): | Dirty boy Pepys got in trouble with his wife, Elizabeth, as a result of being unclean (she had gone to a | public bathhouse) and she, rightly, was fed up with him being smelly (he was already kind of pervy): |
88,550 | He once famously recounted that one trip left him feeling like a 'giant penis launching off the Earth like a spaceship'. | He once famously recounted that one trip left him feeling like a | 'giant penis launching off the Earth like a spaceship'. |
88,551 | “We Don’t Hate Sluts; We Just Recognize Their Low Value,” he declares in the title of his thousand-word post, apparently forgetting that “disdain” is in fact a synonym for “hate.” | “We Don’t Hate Sluts; We Just Recognize Their Low Value,” he declares in the title of | his thousand-word post, apparently forgetting that “disdain” is in fact a synonym for “hate.” |
88,552 | Deputies said the boy admitted to smoking pot with his mother out of a "wood penis shaped pipe" on several occasions. | Deputies said the boy admitted to smoking pot with his mother out | of a "wood penis shaped pipe" on several occasions. |
88,553 | Holy crap, what a way to find out that you likely failed the bar exam. | Holy crap, what a way to find | out that you likely failed the bar exam. |
88,554 | PPS; Wait, holy shit, “sans jaws” actually makes sense, I accidentally made a really damn great unintentional pun?? | PPS; Wait, holy shit, “sans jaws” actually makes | sense, I accidentally made a really damn great unintentional pun?? |
88,555 | "She's an idiot, just like her sign says," Kelley said as she watched Hardin lean against a fence, her head down and her eyes hidden by dark glasses. | "She's an idiot, just like her sign says," Kelley said as she | watched Hardin lean against a fence, her head down and her eyes hidden by dark glasses. |
88,556 | "I like Doritos, I like dancing in my underwear, I like having sex with girls... | "I like Doritos, I like dancing in | my underwear, I like having sex with girls... |
88,557 | Anyway, to those wingnuts, and Liz Cheney, my response is: suck on this. | Anyway, to those wingnuts, and Liz Cheney | , my response is: suck on this. |
88,558 | In this way, it measures the blood flow to the vagina and finds out, at a primitive level, what turns women on. | In this way, it measures the blood flow to the vagina and | finds out, at a primitive level, what turns women on. |
88,559 | According to Daz, the production on that track is too similar to his on "Who Got Some Gangsta Shit" to not be a blatant rip. | According to Daz, the production on that track is too similar to his | on "Who Got Some Gangsta Shit" to not be a blatant rip. |
88,560 | Long story short: they think people deserve to die cruel deaths if they don’t have a shitty taste in music. | Long story short: they think people deserve to die cruel | deaths if they don’t have a shitty taste in music. |
88,561 | If she tries to argue, just calmly state that its science you learned off the Internet, second-hand from a comedy site that shits irrefutable!) | If she tries to argue, just calmly state that its science you learned off | the Internet, second-hand from a comedy site that shits irrefutable!) |
88,562 | But Trump’s triumph should convince even Clinton backers that the president-elect is a master persuader rather than a lucky idiot. | But Trump’s triumph should convince even Clinton backers that the president | -elect is a master persuader rather than a lucky idiot. |
88,563 | CNN's KFile later reported that Trump had lewd conversations with radio host Howard Stern over the course of 17 years; in one, Trump agreed to Stern's description of Ivanka Trump as a "piece of ass." | CNN's KFile later reported that Trump had lewd conversations with radio host Howard Stern over the course of 17 years | ; in one, Trump agreed to Stern's description of Ivanka Trump as a "piece of ass." |
88,564 | Comedian recently threw a heckler out of her show for shouting 'show us your tits' | Comedian recently threw a heckler out of her | show for shouting 'show us your tits' |
88,565 | They kick ass at the bait-and-switch, particularly with their own people. | They kick ass at the bait-and | -switch, particularly with their own people. |
88,566 | Why, get two of course, and force them to mate and reproduce yet more dull, retarded spawn. | Why, get two of course, and force them | to mate and reproduce yet more dull, retarded spawn. |
88,567 | In the year that we have been together, I have given you anal sex 5 or 6 times. | In the year that we have been together, I | have given you anal sex 5 or 6 times. |
88,568 | Nigger often accompanied Gibson on training flights[1] and was a great favourite of the members of both 106 and 617 Squadrons. | Nigger often accompanied Gibson on training flights[1] and was a | great favourite of the members of both 106 and 617 Squadrons. |
88,569 | They work long grueling hours and often wait on whiny, demanding bastards who think that just because they're paying for a meal, it entitles them to act like they're royalty. | They work long grueling hours and often wait on whiny, demanding bastards who think that just | because they're paying for a meal, it entitles them to act like they're royalty. |
88,570 | "I'm bisexual and I gave a damn because one hate crime is committed approximately every hour of every day in this country." | "I'm bisexual and I gave a damn because one hate crime | is committed approximately every hour of every day in this country." |
88,571 | An episiotomy is a surgical cut from the vagina to the anus, on the area of a woman’s body known as the perineum. | An episiotomy is a surgical cut from the vagina to the anus, | on the area of a woman’s body known as the perineum. |
88,572 | He said that if the religion is 5,000 years old then it’s “complete fucking garbage”. | He said that if the religion is 5,000 years | old then it’s “complete fucking garbage”. |
88,573 | It's just a massive pain in the ass on top of the other bitingly real pains you're feeling elsewhere. | It's just a massive pain in the ass on top | of the other bitingly real pains you're feeling elsewhere. |
88,574 | The E train just assed me out, shit has me dumb late for work this morning — Happi (@manofmaany) October 21, 2015 | The E train just assed me out, shit has me dumb late | for work this morning — Happi (@manofmaany) October 21, 2015 |
88,575 | I would be fine with them denying my visa for a valid reason, but they are either lying, ignorant, or stupid when they claim that I plan to secretly overstay my visa and live as an illegal immigrant in the USA.” | I would be fine with them denying my visa for a valid reason, but they are either lying, ignorant, or | stupid when they claim that I plan to secretly overstay my visa and live as an illegal immigrant in the USA.” |
88,576 | Jeremy Bentham was an English philosopher who will be forever known to critical theorists as “that asshole that invented the panopticon.” | Jeremy Bentham was an English philosopher who will be forever known to | critical theorists as “that asshole that invented the panopticon.” |
88,577 | His father remarked, “You care for nothing but shooting, dogs, and rat-catching and you will be a disgrace to yourself and all your family.” | His father remarked, “You care for nothing but shooting, dogs, and rat | -catching and you will be a disgrace to yourself and all your family.” |
88,578 | Roweena Azur [N0FUX]: what u gonna do Roweena Azur [N0FUX]: seriosuly June Ting[SOUND|US]: The more you talk, the stupider you sound. | Roweena Azur [N0FUX]: what u gonna do Roweena Azur [N0FUX] | : seriosuly June Ting[SOUND|US]: The more you talk, the stupider you sound. |
88,579 | It was nothing more than a scam and he was 16-years-old, in love with the fact that he had made $100,000 in three months based off of the stupidity of Canadians. | It was nothing more than a scam and he was 16-years-old, in love with the | fact that he had made $100,000 in three months based off of the stupidity of Canadians. |
88,580 | On Dec. 26, while her husband was on the toilet, Hamilton grabbed and pulled on his genitals while biting his face. | On Dec. 26, while her husband was on the toilet, | Hamilton grabbed and pulled on his genitals while biting his face. |
88,581 | Whether it was awkwardly-colored Camouflage shorts or Looney Tunes t-shirts, it was unmistakable: Lesson III: Poor people intentionally dress shitty. | Whether it was awkwardly-colored Camouflage shorts or Looney Tunes t-shirts | , it was unmistakable: Lesson III: Poor people intentionally dress shitty. |
88,582 | Well, maybe medium Bullshit, because I don’t care for Bullshit sitting on my chest. | Well, maybe medium Bullshit, because I do | n’t care for Bullshit sitting on my chest. |
88,583 | A Chipotle restaurant in State College, PA, near Penn State University, has closed unexpectedly, because the workers were like, "fuck this job." | A Chipotle restaurant in State College, PA, near Penn State University, has | closed unexpectedly, because the workers were like, "fuck this job." |
88,584 | “Whoever wrote ‘He rediscovers love of the road’ is a fucking imbecile,” Carolla told TheWrap of one popular-yet-defective description. | “Whoever wrote ‘He rediscovers love of the road’ is a fucking | imbecile,” Carolla told TheWrap of one popular-yet-defective description. |
88,585 | You’ll never guess who showed up at “Fuck the Cops” night at Pulse Nightclub. | You’ll never guess who showed up at “ | Fuck the Cops” night at Pulse Nightclub. |
88,586 | Amid his Astana team's recent spate of doping positives, Tour de France winner Vincenzo Nibali brands dopers as 'stupid' | Amid his Astana team's recent spate of doping positives, | Tour de France winner Vincenzo Nibali brands dopers as 'stupid' |
88,587 | It was a liberal Harvard professor, though, who took the prize for single dumbest tweet. | It was a liberal Harvard professor, though, | who took the prize for single dumbest tweet. |
88,588 | Anything even marginally appealing about Vice Principals is overwhelmed by the witless ugliness, rampant stupidity and utter cluelessness about the times in which we live. | Anything even marginally appealing about Vice Principals is overwhelmed by the witless ugliness | , rampant stupidity and utter cluelessness about the times in which we live. |
88,589 | When it comes to ACC Football it doesn’t take an idiot to realize that the Atlantic Division is the meat of the conference. | When it comes to ACC Football it doesn’t take an idiot | to realize that the Atlantic Division is the meat of the conference. |
88,590 | "Fuck Patriarchy, Fuck Racism, Fuck Neoliberalism, Fuck the System that continuously reminds us of our blackness and how we are inferior to the white man. | "Fuck Patriarchy, Fuck Racism, Fuck Neoliberalism, Fuck the System that continuously | reminds us of our blackness and how we are inferior to the white man. |
88,591 | Anyone that tells you "oh he could do it because he's Kevin Smith"—tell 'em horseshit, man. | Anyone that tells you "oh he could do it | because he's Kevin Smith"—tell 'em horseshit, man. |
88,592 | Turning my head to see three tanned Jersey girls bellow “Hell yeah nigga!,” I was perplexed. | Turning my head to see three tanned Jersey girls bellow | “Hell yeah nigga!,” I was perplexed. |
88,593 | Many responded like commenter @_zakiriya_ : “Bitch wtf is this?” | Many responded like commenter @_zakiriya_ : | “Bitch wtf is this?” |
88,594 | He referred to this recollection as an “oh shit” moment and decided to delete the emails, all the while knowing the preservation order existed. | He referred to this recollection as an “oh shit” moment and decided | to delete the emails, all the while knowing the preservation order existed. |
88,595 | To my wife (herself a veteran of radio), it’s a response of such fabulous stupidity that, even now, it makes her howl with scorn. | To my wife (herself a veteran of radio), it’s a response | of such fabulous stupidity that, even now, it makes her howl with scorn. |
88,596 | Full of tiny mannerisms, non-sequiturs, and misunderstandings, he is so cut from life that you could slap him across the face, and in fact, you might just want to during his more idiotic moments. | Full of tiny mannerisms, non-sequiturs, and misunderstandings, he is so cut from life that you could | slap him across the face, and in fact, you might just want to during his more idiotic moments. |
88,597 | Channel your inner mad scientist with this Bloody Brain Shooter. | Channel your inner mad scientist | with this Bloody Brain Shooter. |
88,598 | This idiotic snowflake-ism was promoted widely among right-wingers. | This idiotic snowflake-ism was | promoted widely among right-wingers. |
88,599 | The father was eating lunch at the restaurant on Saturday when his infant daughter came out of the playground with a used condom in her mouth. | The father was eating lunch at the restaurant on Saturday when his infant | daughter came out of the playground with a used condom in her mouth. |
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