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I mean, it’s about a retired detective with a whiskey problem chasing the ghosts of his sordid past and falling into (figurative) bed with his old arch-nemesis, Al Motherfucking Capone, while letting his new life and relationships wither.
I mean, it’s about a retired detective with a whiskey problem chasing the ghosts of his sordid past and falling into
(figurative) bed with his old arch-nemesis, Al Motherfucking Capone, while letting his new life and relationships wither.
88,401
"Your pathetic Aedric trinket can't defeat me, I am Molag Bal, Lord of Domination!"
"Your pathetic Aedric trinket can't defeat me,
I am Molag Bal, Lord of Domination!"
88,402
I can’t honestly call this person stupid, but what I will do is hopefully explain why their argument(s) is/are stupid.
I can’t honestly call this person stupid, but what I will
do is hopefully explain why their argument(s) is/are stupid.
88,403
She’s not proud of where she came from, “no postcode envy,” and these rappers are repping Compton and shit.
She’s not proud of where she came from, “no
postcode envy,” and these rappers are repping Compton and shit.
88,404
No doubt the survivors of Auschwitz would be proud to see what Israel has come to, slaughtering babies in the name of vengeance and Lebensraum.
No doubt the survivors of Auschwitz would be proud to see what Israel
has come to, slaughtering babies in the name of vengeance and Lebensraum.
88,405
It’s not that his legacy doesn’t deserve the attention; I simply didn’t expect society to give a shit.
It’s not that his legacy doesn’t deserve the attention
; I simply didn’t expect society to give a shit.
88,406
The middle, “disgusting food or drink” segment on this Mondays ‘Fear Factor’ will have the contestants drinking glasses of donkey semen, and NBC is so upset they threatened to stop the show.
The middle, “disgusting food or drink” segment on this Mondays ‘Fear Factor’ will have
the contestants drinking glasses of donkey semen, and NBC is so upset they threatened to stop the show.
88,407
You know, the one where Donald Trump disparages women, encourages violence against protesters, claims he could shoot up Times Square and his supporters would still vote for him, makes racist comments about Mexicans, and mocks a disabled reporter.
You know, the one where Donald Trump disparages women, encourages violence against protesters, claims he could shoot up Times
Square and his supporters would still vote for him, makes racist comments about Mexicans, and mocks a disabled reporter.
88,408
Autumn, 2014: It should be impossible to feel like shit right now, and yet, somehow, I do…
Autumn, 2014: It should be impossible to feel like
shit right now, and yet, somehow, I do…
88,409
"I concede she is better at playing politics than I am so I'll keep doing what I do best, which is being a voice for tax paying, hardworking AMERICANS and letting politicians like her know that We the People are sick and tired of their bullshit!”
"I concede she is better at playing politics than I am so I'll keep doing what I do best, which is being a
voice for tax paying, hardworking AMERICANS and letting politicians like her know that We the People are sick and tired of their bullshit!”
88,410
“You are not a mentally well person, and there is clearly something very, very wrong with you on the most basic and fundamental level, so please, if you would, shed some light on what in holy hell is going on inside your fucking skull.
“You are not a mentally well person, and there is clearly something very, very wrong with you on the most basic and
fundamental level, so please, if you would, shed some light on what in holy hell is going on inside your fucking skull.
88,411
Screw Tweets, I’m not a guy that can consistently fit my long ass words on the dwarfish stanza receptacle Twitter provides.
Screw Tweets, I’m not a guy that can consistently fit
my long ass words on the dwarfish stanza receptacle Twitter provides.
88,412
And not just because I’m tired of random idiots at school running up to me with a set of headphones telling me “Listen to that bass dude.
And not just because I’m tired of random idiots at school running up to
me with a set of headphones telling me “Listen to that bass dude.
88,413
Bakugou: You piece of shit, you told Gravity Girl to mess with me, didn’t you
Bakugou: You piece of shit, you told
Gravity Girl to mess with me, didn’t you
88,414
Did you buy a fairly decent microphone, but your audio still sounds like crap?
Did you buy a fairly decent microphone,
but your audio still sounds like crap?
88,415
"And many of them told us it's not a good idea to have your pants below your buttocks."
"And many of them told us it's not a
good idea to have your pants below your buttocks."
88,416
Jahannam, Islam’s rendition of the fiery abode of the damned, is an exceptionally gruesome world of endless torture and grotesque physical anguish.
Jahannam, Islam’s rendition of the fiery abode of the damned,
is an exceptionally gruesome world of endless torture and grotesque physical anguish.
88,417
The neighbor said she went to introduce herself, when she noticed Pace had his shorts pulled up very far, exposing his genitals.
The neighbor said she went to introduce herself, when she noticed
Pace had his shorts pulled up very far, exposing his genitals.
88,418
Violent leftists call for mass murder, executions and beatings of Trump supporters
Violent leftists call for mass murder
, executions and beatings of Trump supporters
88,419
Baldwin then called the reporter a "f***ing little bitch" several times and then just plain threatened, "I'm gonna f**k you up."
Baldwin then called the reporter a "f***ing little bitch" several times and
then just plain threatened, "I'm gonna f**k you up."
88,420
Ridge postulates that “a girl slave who had the temerity to dream of painting a white Virgin would probably have been raped.”
Ridge postulates that “a girl slave who had the temerity to
dream of painting a white Virgin would probably have been raped.”
88,421
This week I was voted a “Hero of the Media” in one of those fairly harmless polls that are little more than thermometers of face time on the idiot box.
This week I was voted a “Hero of the Media” in one of those
fairly harmless polls that are little more than thermometers of face time on the idiot box.
88,422
Yesterday, Johnson was observed removing a stuffed horse from the shelf of the Brooksville, Fla., Walmart, taking it to the store's beds, and using it to masturbate.
Yesterday, Johnson was observed removing a stuffed horse from the shelf of the Brooksville, Fla.
, Walmart, taking it to the store's beds, and using it to masturbate.
88,423
NOVEMBER 16--The West Virginia woman who last month pulled a knife on two men and announced, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat,” pleaded guilty today to assault and was sentenced to 90 days in jail.
NOVEMBER 16--The West Virginia woman who last month pulled a knife on two men and announced, “Somebody is going to eat my
pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat,” pleaded guilty today to assault and was sentenced to 90 days in jail.
88,424
“Get the f*** out of our country” was also sprayed in large letters on the mosque walls, accompanied by a cross.
“Get the f*** out of our country” was also
sprayed in large letters on the mosque walls, accompanied by a cross.
88,425
When you’re trusted with directing something as serious as a presidential debate, and instead you beclown yourself as these fools did, you don’t deserve any rest.
When you’re trusted with directing something as serious as a presidential debate, and
instead you beclown yourself as these fools did, you don’t deserve any rest.
88,426
A MAN whose cat went missing says his “dumb f***, unemployed, stoner housemates” are to blame and he’s looking for somewhere else to live.
A MAN whose cat went missing says his “dumb f***, unemployed
, stoner housemates” are to blame and he’s looking for somewhere else to live.
88,427
Apparently the GOP and the gun nuts funding them have decided that not being the party of stupid, as Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal suggested, is not for them.
Apparently the GOP and the gun nuts funding them have decided that not being the
party of stupid, as Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal suggested, is not for them.
88,428
These days, everybody's got his own version of the truth, and he's going to cling to it no matter what, dammit.
These days, everybody's got his own version of the truth,
and he's going to cling to it no matter what, dammit.
88,429
HEY DUMBASS ANTI SEMITIC AND ANTI WHITE DONNA FARRAKHAN, DON’T YOU EVER FORGET THAT YOUR SO-CALLED “GOD” ABSOLUTELY ANSWERED YOUR GODDAMN PRAYERS.
HEY DUMBASS ANTI SEMITIC AND ANTI WHITE DONNA FARRAKHAN, DON’T YOU EVER FORGET
THAT YOUR SO-CALLED “GOD” ABSOLUTELY ANSWERED YOUR GODDAMN PRAYERS.
88,430
what the fuck is wrong with you (besides the coke use, which probably isn’t doing you any favors).
what the fuck is wrong with you (besides the coke
use, which probably isn’t doing you any favors).
88,431
This is not a discussion, this is a wake-up call for all you ignoramuses out there with your stupid e-pinion about them foreigners coming over here and ruining your game of Dota.
This is not a discussion, this is a wake-up call for all you ignoramuses out there
with your stupid e-pinion about them foreigners coming over here and ruining your game of Dota.
88,432
The name is similar to a profanity (Chinese: 肏你妈/操你媽; pinyin: cào nǐ mā), which translates as "fuck your mother".
The name is similar to a profanity (Chinese: 肏你妈/操你媽; pinyin:
cào nǐ mā), which translates as "fuck your mother".
88,433
So I'm on Arch Linux x64 but unless I'm being the world's biggest idiot, I don't seem to have (almost) any of the utilities that are allegedly bundled with this?
So I'm on Arch Linux x64 but unless I'm being the world's biggest idiot, I
don't seem to have (almost) any of the utilities that are allegedly bundled with this?
88,434
Can women ever know how fondling the head of the penis or the scrotum makes men feel?
Can women ever know how fondling the head of
the penis or the scrotum makes men feel?
88,435
Meanwhile, coal miners in Virginia and programmers in San Francisco don't give two shits whether there are tapes or not.
Meanwhile, coal miners in Virginia and programmers in San Francisco
don't give two shits whether there are tapes or not.
88,436
Last month, reports emerged that a sex toy manufacturer was launching a worldwide competition to find the world's most beautiful vagina.
Last month, reports emerged that a sex toy manufacturer was launching
a worldwide competition to find the world's most beautiful vagina.
88,437
Why is upgrading almost any software made by Apple a pain in the ass?
Why is upgrading almost any software made
by Apple a pain in the ass?
88,438
There’s a shot in the premiere of “The Deuce,” David Simon and George Pelecanos’ latest engrossing sociological HBO series, that will knock any cinephile on their ass.
There’s a shot in the premiere of “The Deuce,” David Simon and George
Pelecanos’ latest engrossing sociological HBO series, that will knock any cinephile on their ass.
88,439
At least that’s how all the people running around yesterday blissfully participating in the American civic religion of statism viewed it: I’m some sort of a downer, a crank, a loonie, a jerk.
At least that’s how all the people running around yesterday blissfully participating in the American civic religion of statism
viewed it: I’m some sort of a downer, a crank, a loonie, a jerk.
88,440
Naturally, my family, friends, and colleagues widely considered this decision to be risky and even stupid.
Naturally, my family, friends, and colleagues widely
considered this decision to be risky and even stupid.
88,441
It's all like a stupid, pathetic sports version of life under a corrupt government.
It's all like a stupid, pathetic
sports version of life under a corrupt government.
88,442
"This veteran says sit down and shut the f*** up, you know-nothing, never-served piece of s***. #itmfa #wtf," she added.
"This veteran says sit down and shut the f*** up, you know-nothing
, never-served piece of s***. #itmfa #wtf," she added.
88,443
If you’ve been following the happenings over on the chan section of GamerGate, then you know shit is crazy as fuck over there right now.
If you’ve been following the happenings over on the chan section of GamerGate
, then you know shit is crazy as fuck over there right now.
88,444
While “bimbo” was a close second of 404 instances, it was beaten out by the 423 instances of “bitch.”
While “bimbo” was a close second of 404 instances,
it was beaten out by the 423 instances of “bitch.”
88,445
Minaj caused a political firestorm in 2012 when she endorsed former Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, singing, “I’m a Republican, voting for Mitt Romney, you lazy b*tches are f*cking up the economy.”
Minaj caused a political firestorm in 2012 when she endorsed former Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, singing, “
I’m a Republican, voting for Mitt Romney, you lazy b*tches are f*cking up the economy.”
88,446
An academic study on “pseudo-profound bullshit” finds that the people most likely to believe pseudo-profound bullshit are suckers—who are also dumb.
An academic study on “pseudo-profound bullshit” finds that the people most
likely to believe pseudo-profound bullshit are suckers—who are also dumb.
88,447
According to IMBD, Ridiculous Six, a parody of The Magnificent Seven, features Sandler, Will Forte, Steve Buscemi (no, Steve, whyyyyy), Danny Trejo and Vanilla Ice, who plays Mark fucking Twain.
According to IMBD, Ridiculous Six, a parody of The Magnificent Seven, features Sandler, Will Forte, Steve
Buscemi (no, Steve, whyyyyy), Danny Trejo and Vanilla Ice, who plays Mark fucking Twain.
88,448
by far the most viewed entry, it relates to a painful penile ritual that some Filipino sailors engage in, the beading or pearling their penises.
by far the most viewed entry, it relates to a painful penile ritual
that some Filipino sailors engage in, the beading or pearling their penises.
88,449
Marcotte concluded her article like this, “Guns turn grown men into childish idiots who want to believe their expensive and deadly toys give them power.”
Marcotte concluded her article like this, “Guns turn grown men into childish
idiots who want to believe their expensive and deadly toys give them power.”
88,450
Dozens of head-masked hot tits were shown in public places to support their Russian pairs.
Dozens of head-masked hot tits were shown
in public places to support their Russian pairs.
88,451
But if a man has a job he likes, has no debt, and is a decent person, and you turn him down because you think “I can do better” or “I need someone who has more money”…yeah, sorry, that makes you a WHORE and this is how 95% of women operate.
But if a man has a job he likes, has no debt, and is a decent person, and you turn him down because you think “I can
do better” or “I need someone who has more money”…yeah, sorry, that makes you a WHORE and this is how 95% of women operate.
88,452
By the end, America will be just a little bit more stupid and doomed.
By the end, America will be just
a little bit more stupid and doomed.
88,453
Piglets that don’t grow fast enough are slammed against the ground and left to die painfully and slowly.
Piglets that don’t grow fast enough are slammed against
the ground and left to die painfully and slowly.
88,454
Karim grabbed the 17-year-old girl's butt, tried to kiss her on the mouth and made it clear that he wanted to have sex with her.
Karim grabbed the 17-year-old girl's butt, tried to kiss her on
the mouth and made it clear that he wanted to have sex with her.
88,455
Then, she caps this narrative off by making fun of black women ‘twerking’ as she crawls between their disembodied legs.
Then, she caps this narrative off by making fun of black
women ‘twerking’ as she crawls between their disembodied legs.
88,456
Police brutality on display as cops force catheter into man’s penis while he’s handcuffed and hooded… to “test for drugs”
Police brutality on display as cops force catheter into man’s penis
while he’s handcuffed and hooded… to “test for drugs”
88,457
First, I had to sift through all those asshole great games that all the other sites are jumping all over as if they were the last clean beds at the orphanage.
First, I had to sift through all those asshole great games that all the other
sites are jumping all over as if they were the last clean beds at the orphanage.
88,458
I laughed when I read this—after all, the guy looks like a cocky jerk.
I laughed when I read this—after all
, the guy looks like a cocky jerk.
88,459
I feel bad for people who don’t get to fuck in public places because it’s insanely good.
I feel bad for people who don’t get to
fuck in public places because it’s insanely good.
88,460
But trouble started in his 20s when he discovered that, when faced with real sexual partners, he couldn’t sustain an erection or reach orgasm.
But trouble started in his 20s when he discovered that, when faced with
real sexual partners, he couldn’t sustain an erection or reach orgasm.
88,461
It give us more of Joe Doucett (Brolin) acting like a drunk asshole, more of Joe imprisoned in the room, and a greater subterfuge about the love interest (Olsen), but it’s not as good, not as clever, and obviously not as original.
It give us more of Joe Doucett (Brolin) acting like a drunk asshole, more of Joe imprisoned in the room, and a
greater subterfuge about the love interest (Olsen), but it’s not as good, not as clever, and obviously not as original.
88,462
I want to kill you.I saw dozens of snow forts zooming around Downtown this morning.
I want to kill you.I saw dozens
of snow forts zooming around Downtown this morning.
88,463
They’re heavy on descriptors like "skank b****" and "unstable, delusional, psychotic, home wrecking whore!!!"
They’re heavy on descriptors like "skank b****"
and "unstable, delusional, psychotic, home wrecking whore!!!"
88,464
And since I'm on a roll, you, sir, are the biggest ass of them all.
And since I'm on a roll, you,
sir, are the biggest ass of them all.
88,465
Clockwise, starting in the upper left corner: a frying pan monkey, a penis ape, a button-nosed rabbit,
Clockwise, starting in the upper left corner: a frying pan
monkey, a penis ape, a button-nosed rabbit,
88,466
An idiot might think it’ll work better, but you’re horribly desecrating a magnificent thing.
An idiot might think it’ll work better,
but you’re horribly desecrating a magnificent thing.
88,467
Regular readers will remember my entry "Monkeys Will Pay For Monkey Porn"
Regular readers will remember my entry "
Monkeys Will Pay For Monkey Porn"
88,468
The main conclusion is that all our leaders at the time behaved with blatant irresponsibility, combined with stupidity.
The main conclusion is that all our leaders at the
time behaved with blatant irresponsibility, combined with stupidity.
88,469
The same student also allegedly bragged that he “f*cked that boy up the ass and stuck a Gatorade bottle in him.”
The same student also allegedly bragged that he “f*cked that boy
up the ass and stuck a Gatorade bottle in him.”
88,470
Diwaniya is a poor, largely Shi’ite province that has suffered serious shortages.
Diwaniya is a poor, largely Shi’ite
province that has suffered serious shortages.
88,471
Violence, riot and mayhem by Blacks is excusable and understandable.
Violence, riot and mayhem by
Blacks is excusable and understandable.
88,472
“During the assault the perpetrator stated, ‘You are a f**king immigrant, go back to your country.
“During the assault the perpetrator stated, ‘You
are a f**king immigrant, go back to your country.
88,473
NiP has luckily won versus VP because of VP's stupid mistakes at cache.
NiP has luckily won versus VP because
of VP's stupid mistakes at cache.
88,474
Nobody needs to see more of whatever temporal bullshit you think qualifies as being a subject of photographic expression.
Nobody needs to see more of whatever temporal bullshit you
think qualifies as being a subject of photographic expression.
88,475
1. john fucking uses the word “babe” consistently and has to correct himself to stop from doing it in his fucking head. unironically, unconsciously, uses babe. remember that when u look at your john related ships; you’re welcome and also i’m sorry
1. john fucking uses the word “babe” consistently and has to correct himself to stop from doing it in his fucking head.
unironically, unconsciously, uses babe. remember that when u look at your john related ships; you’re welcome and also i’m sorry
88,476
As it happens, perhaps one very important thing hasn’t: The Republicans may well still be The Stupid Party.
As it happens, perhaps one very important thing hasn’t
: The Republicans may well still be The Stupid Party.
88,477
And now everyone is pissing themselves like a bunch of overexcited puppies...
And now everyone is pissing themselves
like a bunch of overexcited puppies...
88,478
“They got this other shit like ‘super off-peak’ just to make it real confusing.
“They got this other shit like ‘super off
-peak’ just to make it real confusing.
88,479
Last year, Run The Jewels impressed the world by recruiting Zack De La Rocha of Rage Against The Machine to feature on “Close Your Eyes (And Count To Fuck).”
Last year, Run The Jewels impressed the world by recruiting Zack De La Rocha of Rage
Against The Machine to feature on “Close Your Eyes (And Count To Fuck).”
88,480
In the video, at least one attacker shouts, "*F*ck Donald Trump!
In the video, at least one attacker
shouts, "*F*ck Donald Trump!
88,481
And if you're a man, you may be interested to know that some miniscule portion of it could be in your testicles.
And if you're a man, you may be interested to
know that some miniscule portion of it could be in your testicles.
88,482
I am not shocked that she's reviewing 1,500 records; I'm in awe that dudes aren't giving her a bunch of terrible shit for it.
I am not shocked that she's reviewing 1,500 records; I'm in
awe that dudes aren't giving her a bunch of terrible shit for it.
88,483
(He’s also the author of the forthcoming Ethical Porn for Dicks: A Man’s Guide to Responsible Viewing Pleasure.)
(He’s also the author of the forthcoming Ethical Porn for
Dicks: A Man’s Guide to Responsible Viewing Pleasure.)
88,484
Ugly and smelly sharpies don’t hold a candle to our fun and colorful product
Ugly and smelly sharpies don’t hold
a candle to our fun and colorful product
88,485
If male chauvinist pigs of years past thought of women as pieces of meat, Female Chauvinist Pigs of today are doing them one better, making sex objects of other women—and of themselves.
If male chauvinist pigs of years past thought of women as pieces of meat, Female Chauvinist Pigs
of today are doing them one better, making sex objects of other women—and of themselves.
88,486
Naked Lunch allows you to put yourself inside the tormented and confused mind of a drug addict as he loses lucidity and visits demons.
Naked Lunch allows you to put yourself inside the tormented and confused
mind of a drug addict as he loses lucidity and visits demons.
88,487
PoliZette Scarborough Rips McCain Detractors: ‘Keep Your Mouth Shut’ 'Morning Joe' host insults Trump supporters, says 'someone has failed you in your life' and you are 'too ignorant to read a book'
PoliZette Scarborough Rips McCain Detractors: ‘Keep Your Mouth Shut’ 'Morning Joe' host insults Trump supporters,
says 'someone has failed you in your life' and you are 'too ignorant to read a book'
88,488
Everyone has at some point been stuck in a traffic jam so long and soul-crushing that it seemed like God had stopped time just to bust your balls.
Everyone has at some point been stuck in a traffic jam so long and soul
-crushing that it seemed like God had stopped time just to bust your balls.
88,489
Santorum’s defense that he’s been using for two days is to play dumb.
Santorum’s defense that he’s been using
for two days is to play dumb.
88,490
This is what judicial review is all about—checking government power and calling government bullshit.
This is what judicial review is all about
—checking government power and calling government bullshit.
88,491
viewers bitch. alias -slide2daright "-moveright" bind a "+slide2daleft" bind d "+slide2daright" PRACTICE CONFIG.
viewers bitch. alias -slide2daright "-moveright" bind a "
+slide2daleft" bind d "+slide2daright" PRACTICE CONFIG.
88,492
Someone who is going to be offended by that animation is probably going to be more offended by R.Mika’s boobs and arse bouncing all over the place.
Someone who is going to be offended by that animation is probably going to
be more offended by R.Mika’s boobs and arse bouncing all over the place.
88,493
You've probably heard me yelling "Damn you, Maidenform, and your barbed underwire!"
You've probably heard me yelling "Damn you
, Maidenform, and your barbed underwire!"
88,494
“It’s not the anti-Catholic content of The Real O’Neals that bothered us so much, most of it was just plain stupid.
“It’s not the anti-Catholic content of The Real O’Neals
that bothered us so much, most of it was just plain stupid.
88,495
Some of the jokes are strikingly similar to modern ones, with subjects including farts, sex, ugly wives and a dimwit referred to as "a student dunce".
Some of the jokes are strikingly similar to modern ones, with subjects including farts,
sex, ugly wives and a dimwit referred to as "a student dunce".
88,496
"I am strong as fuck and anyone who wrestles me, they’re like, ‘Damn girl, you are so strong.’”
"I am strong as fuck and anyone who wrestles me, they
’re like, ‘Damn girl, you are so strong.’”
88,497
I hate Clara for looking at me with so much goddamn pity in her eyes all the time.
I hate Clara for looking at me with so
much goddamn pity in her eyes all the time.
88,498
'Prank my phone again and I'll break your f*****g legs, which would suck because you shred like a motherf****r.
'Prank my phone again and I'll break your f*****g
legs, which would suck because you shred like a motherf****r.
88,499
No doubt in time [ fucking ], like bloody, will find its way into the drawing-room and be replaced by some other word.
No doubt in time [ fucking ], like bloody, will find its
way into the drawing-room and be replaced by some other word.