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God, I hate being known just because of that… I’m a photographer, not a fucking zoo exhibit.
God, I hate being known just because of that…
I’m a photographer, not a fucking zoo exhibit.
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I messed with the ‘fuck u/spez’ comments, replacing ‘spez’ with r/the_donald mods for about an hour,” said Huffman.
I messed with the ‘fuck u/spez’ comments, replacing ‘spez
’ with r/the_donald mods for about an hour,” said Huffman.
88,602
Keep scrolling and visit Asshole Parents on Instagram and Tumblr for more photos.
Keep scrolling and visit Asshole Parents on
Instagram and Tumblr for more photos.
88,603
Prime time's favorite team is now 0-2 despite a stumbling performance by the road Steelers, and the state of Ohio is officially Ben Rothlesberger's bitch.
Prime time's favorite team is now 0-2 despite a stumbling performance by
the road Steelers, and the state of Ohio is officially Ben Rothlesberger's bitch.
88,604
A man in Saudi Arabia is to be beheaded and crucified after he raped five children and left one of them, a three-year-old boy, to die in the desert.
A man in Saudi Arabia is to be beheaded and crucified after he raped five children and left
one of them, a three-year-old boy, to die in the desert.
88,605
That night Parrratt went home and wrote an open letter to those three dicks on Reddit: “I’d like to inform you that your adorable prank cost me my job this evening.
That night Parrratt went home and wrote an open letter to those three dicks on Reddit:
“I’d like to inform you that your adorable prank cost me my job this evening.
88,606
You spend your day being bitched at by rude people who don't tip, and often have to deal with all kinds of other work-related bullshit.
You spend your day being bitched at by rude people who don't tip,
and often have to deal with all kinds of other work-related bullshit.
88,607
The God Of Fuck was performing at Budapest Open Air on July 20, when he premiered the tracks ‘Say10’, ‘We Know Where You Fucking Live’, ‘Heaven Upside Down’ and ‘1°’.
The God Of Fuck was performing at Budapest Open Air on July 20, when he premiered the tracks ‘Say10
’, ‘We Know Where You Fucking Live’, ‘Heaven Upside Down’ and ‘1°’.
88,608
Give any idiot a keyboard and he could peck out a dismal picture of family life in America: Kids park their parents in warehouses for old folks.
Give any idiot a keyboard and he could peck out a dismal picture of
family life in America: Kids park their parents in warehouses for old folks.
88,609
That's because after Red and Blue , but before Gold and Silver , shit goes down.
That's because after Red and Blue , but
before Gold and Silver , shit goes down.
88,610
But instead of worrying about the Constitution or legal violations, all the Obama administration seems to care about is saving CIA director John Brennan’s ass.
But instead of worrying about the Constitution or legal violations, all the Obama
administration seems to care about is saving CIA director John Brennan’s ass.
88,611
So today he tossed red meat to South Carolina Talibanis by ramping up his hate speech toward gays:
So today he tossed red meat to South Carolina
Talibanis by ramping up his hate speech toward gays:
88,612
Fucked Up’s full-length, Glass Boys, can be pre-ordered through Matador Records or on iTunes.
Fucked Up’s full-length, Glass Boys, can
be pre-ordered through Matador Records or on iTunes.
88,613
The victim tried to leave the restroom, and the suspect pushed him against the wall and grabbed his genitals.
The victim tried to leave the restroom, and the
suspect pushed him against the wall and grabbed his genitals.
88,614
As Global News points out, many just heard chuckling and then snippets of conversation about oral sex, body grooming, and something one of the cops was paying “$600 fucking dollars for.”
As Global News points out, many just heard chuckling and then snippets of conversation about oral sex,
body grooming, and something one of the cops was paying “$600 fucking dollars for.”
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Either we can say that people are stupid or we are behind time," Chenoy told reporters in reply to a question on Monday.
Either we can say that people are stupid or we are behind time
," Chenoy told reporters in reply to a question on Monday.
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Yes, I really am that stupid.But you can take this review seriously.
Yes, I really am that stupid.
But you can take this review seriously.
88,617
The game begins with Roger Wilco being court martialed for various humorous reasons (all of which Roger, being the idiot that he is, cannot defend properly).
The game begins with Roger Wilco being court martialed for various humorous reasons (all of
which Roger, being the idiot that he is, cannot defend properly).
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Trump and his band of idiots on a daily basis, many hope that the venal, sycophantic, and/or cowardly members of the Republican majority in Congress will soon recognize the tyranny that is beginning to engulf the nation.
Trump and his band of idiots on a daily basis, many hope that the venal, sycophantic, and/or
cowardly members of the Republican majority in Congress will soon recognize the tyranny that is beginning to engulf the nation.
88,619
A lovely little naked pig was sent onto the black list. Pitiful little pig! I was curious, so I looked up some photos of naked African women. Oh, they were not censored!" For the latest news on Green Dam, check out the #greendam hashtag on Twitter.
A lovely little naked pig was sent onto the black list. Pitiful little pig! I was curious, so I looked up some photos of naked
African women. Oh, they were not censored!" For the latest news on Green Dam, check out the #greendam hashtag on Twitter.
88,620
But once they do give in, they’ve been known to lick your butthole.
But once they do give in, they
’ve been known to lick your butthole.
88,621
First off I jus wanna say whattup n thank you to the Okayplayer family for askin the god to come bless they shit witta review for this joint namsayin.
First off I jus wanna say whattup n thank you to the Okayplayer family for
askin the god to come bless they shit witta review for this joint namsayin.
88,622
Take a photo tour of how Sucker Punch Xeroxes an extra's face and puts him into Infamous Second Son.
Take a photo tour of how Sucker Punch Xeroxes an
extra's face and puts him into Infamous Second Son.
88,623
To us unworthy, unwashed, un-edumakated members of the GOP grassroots whose uppity collective tails you were going to kick.
To us unworthy, unwashed, un-edumakated members of the
GOP grassroots whose uppity collective tails you were going to kick.
88,624
But like so many people, they’re missing the real reason midichlorians sucked.
But like so many people, they
’re missing the real reason midichlorians sucked.
88,625
My Dad on the other hand ran marathons and was built like the proverbial shithouse.
My Dad on the other hand ran marathons
and was built like the proverbial shithouse.
88,626
If you voted Leave and enjoy eating out, I suggest you do it before Brexit because afterwards there will be be absolutely no fucking staff. — Hugh R Wright (@HRWright) September 6, 2017
If you voted Leave and enjoy eating out, I suggest you do it before Brexit because afterwards there
will be be absolutely no fucking staff. — Hugh R Wright (@HRWright) September 6, 2017
88,627
I swear my past self is an actual idiot whenever I read old code I have written.
I swear my past self is an actual idiot
whenever I read old code I have written.
88,628
I am going to tell you something you probably cannot figure out on your own — not because you are stupid, but because the way capitalism works conceals it from you:
I am going to tell you something you probably cannot figure out on your own —
not because you are stupid, but because the way capitalism works conceals it from you:
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“Rape and murder will earn you 15 years in prison but evading road charges will get you life,” said one typically cynical posting on Tianya, a popular message board.
“Rape and murder will earn you 15 years in prison but evading road charges will get
you life,” said one typically cynical posting on Tianya, a popular message board.
88,630
It seems illogical, right, that a website titled “Hit the Bitch” would be claim to be anti-violent?
It seems illogical, right, that a website titled “Hit
the Bitch” would be claim to be anti-violent?
88,631
Three Isis fighters then execute the three men by shooting them dead.
Three Isis fighters then execute the
three men by shooting them dead.
88,632
He then described it as “a record label bullshit move repackaging the old version.
He then described it as “a record
label bullshit move repackaging the old version.
88,633
“And, interestingly, their decision on this matter is, medically speaking, none of your f***ing business.”
“And, interestingly, their decision on this matter is
, medically speaking, none of your f***ing business.”
88,634
And the Mac Pro, released in December 2013 following much "Can’t innovate any more, my ass"-fueled fanfare?
And the Mac Pro, released in December 2013 following much
"Can’t innovate any more, my ass"-fueled fanfare?
88,635
Kyobo Applemusic Leesmusic Interpark Aladin Yesasia kpopmart Ygeshop dvdheave n kpoptown musicplaza
Kyobo Applemusic Leesmusic Interpark Aladin Yesasia
kpopmart Ygeshop dvdheave n kpoptown musicplaza
88,636
Not long after the protests, footage emerged of the second incident which, while grainy, shows McIntyre out of his wheelchair, being pulled along the ground by police, as voices in the crowd shout "What the fuck are you doing?"
Not long after the protests, footage emerged of the second incident which, while grainy, shows McIntyre out of his wheelchair
, being pulled along the ground by police, as voices in the crowd shout "What the fuck are you doing?"
88,637
Dad-of-two Chris, who is now back home in Bradwell, Norfolk, said: "It is most stupid thing that I have ever done.
Dad-of-two Chris, who is now back home in Bradwell,
Norfolk, said: "It is most stupid thing that I have ever done.
88,638
From the conversation, the guy on the right is explaining to the guy with the gun that he is just friends with the girl he texted on Facebook.The guy with the gun keeps telling him he is gonna fuck him up for texting the girl on Facebook.
From the conversation, the guy on the right is explaining to the guy with the gun that he is just friends with the girl he
texted on Facebook.The guy with the gun keeps telling him he is gonna fuck him up for texting the girl on Facebook.
88,639
“My mother used to say to me, ‘I will never stop loving you … except you better never bring home a black person or a woman.”
“My mother used to say to me, ‘I will never stop loving
you … except you better never bring home a black person or a woman.”
88,640
In this post you might remember I wanted to start an interview series here on the blog that showcases girls kicking ass ().
In this post you might remember I wanted to start an interview
series here on the blog that showcases girls kicking ass ().
88,641
Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich responded to Obama killing their phony war on religion by going on a full on orgy of Obama Derangement.
Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich responded to Obama killing their phony war
on religion by going on a full on orgy of Obama Derangement.
88,642
The kittens kicked ass on Hollywood, and Hollywood, like every frustrated bully, is sounding like a sore loser.
The kittens kicked ass on Hollywood, and Hollywood, like
every frustrated bully, is sounding like a sore loser.
88,643
Perhaps some overly made up, bleach blonde with gigantic breasts with screaming orgasms so fake it’s impossible not to roll your eyes?
Perhaps some overly made up, bleach blonde with gigantic breasts with
screaming orgasms so fake it’s impossible not to roll your eyes?
88,644
He then started singing about James O’Keefe who is the founder of Project Veritas. Clayton: “James O’Keefe is a known liar and a convicted criminal it’s true. He’s a sex molester allegedly.” VIDEO: (LANGUAGE WARNING)
He then started singing about James O’Keefe who is the founder of Project Veritas. Clayton: “James O’Keefe is a known
liar and a convicted criminal it’s true. He’s a sex molester allegedly.” VIDEO: (LANGUAGE WARNING)
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Even if your penis doesn’t work anymore (the add [sic] is for curing male distinction),” tweeted one person.
Even if your penis doesn’t work anymore (the add [sic
] is for curing male distinction),” tweeted one person.
88,646
It's time to grit your teeth, grab a fistful of feces, and fling them like an angry monkey."
It's time to grit your teeth, grab a fistful
of feces, and fling them like an angry monkey."
88,647
He grabbed her from behind as she walked home with a friend, then drove her to a secluded spot where he raped her twice.
He grabbed her from behind as she walked home with a friend,
then drove her to a secluded spot where he raped her twice.
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Is it because B&B’s dialog is so stupid, when you try to summarize it, it sounds even stupider?
Is it because B&B’s dialog is so stupid, when
you try to summarize it, it sounds even stupider?
88,649
They're effortlessly cool, bad ass, vintage-wearing sisters, and they make amazing music.
They're effortlessly cool, bad ass, vintage
-wearing sisters, and they make amazing music.
88,650
In his hometown anthem "I Am D.C.”, the forthright Glizzy calls out rappers who don’t properly represent the city: “Niggas don’t dress like they from here/ Niggas don’t act like they from here/ They don’t got swag like they from here.”
In his hometown anthem "I Am D.C.”, the forthright Glizzy calls out rappers who don’t properly represent the city: “Niggas
don’t dress like they from here/ Niggas don’t act like they from here/ They don’t got swag like they from here.”
88,651
“Pull your pants up and buy a belt ‘cause no one wants to see your underwear or the crack of your butt.”
“Pull your pants up and buy a belt ‘cause no one
wants to see your underwear or the crack of your butt.”
88,652
By now you could mention the name John Hagee and immediately most people would quickly associate it with the term “great whore.”
By now you could mention the name John Hagee and immediately most
people would quickly associate it with the term “great whore.”
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But for those who were offended that someone with a penis might discuss abortion at all, opting to skip the event wasn’t enough.
But for those who were offended that someone with a penis might discuss
abortion at all, opting to skip the event wasn’t enough.
88,654
and "The class field trip was completely ruined by ________" with answer cards that read things like "Smallpox blankets," "The Westboro Baptist Church" and (my all-time personal favorite) "Being a motherfucking sorcerer."
and "The class field trip was completely ruined by ________" with answer cards that read things like
"Smallpox blankets," "The Westboro Baptist Church" and (my all-time personal favorite) "Being a motherfucking sorcerer."
88,655
Meditating is like taking a shit; though it’s natural, you may have to train yourself to get the urge.
Meditating is like taking a shit; though it’s natural
, you may have to train yourself to get the urge.
88,656
Or I’d have to pass around the attendance sheet again, which is a major pain in the ass.
Or I’d have to pass around the attendance sheet
again, which is a major pain in the ass.
88,657
The Bastard Executioner is creator Kurt Sutter’s follow-up series to his hit Sons of Anarchy.
The Bastard Executioner is creator Kurt Sutter’s follow
-up series to his hit Sons of Anarchy.
88,658
It doesn't take an idiot to look at something like the Stereosonic lineup and recognise that women are grossly under-represented.
It doesn't take an idiot to look at something like the
Stereosonic lineup and recognise that women are grossly under-represented.
88,659
The US ruling elite exhibits a determination to stop at nothing in the defense of its wealth and privileges, and pig-headed blindness and stupidity, both on a colossal scale.
The US ruling elite exhibits a determination to stop at nothing in the defense of its wealth
and privileges, and pig-headed blindness and stupidity, both on a colossal scale.
88,660
“Big killa, young nigga, young fucking money…fuck you I kill you,” she says.
“Big killa, young nigga, young fucking money
…fuck you I kill you,” she says.
88,661
The ugly side of Capetown through the eyes of a gay asylum-seeker
The ugly side of Capetown through the
eyes of a gay asylum-seeker
88,662
Death to America!" — unaware of who we were cursing, or the meaning of death.
Death to America!" — unaware of who
we were cursing, or the meaning of death.
88,663
The singer tweeted the slogan 'Fags hate trump' alongside a review of a new protest song, complete with a picture of a placard bearing the same slogan
The singer tweeted the slogan 'Fags hate trump' alongside a review of a
new protest song, complete with a picture of a placard bearing the same slogan
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and you'll find a sexy mesh trunk except the ass has been cut out of it and that hole is edged in black....
and you'll find a sexy mesh trunk except the ass has
been cut out of it and that hole is edged in black....
88,665
Let there be no doubt that Matt Drudge is the world's biggest douchebag.
Let there be no doubt that Matt
Drudge is the world's biggest douchebag.
88,666
It is claimed a mission commander forced four girls to have sex with a dog
It is claimed a mission commander forced
four girls to have sex with a dog
88,667
It was almost exactly a year ago that I was so dismayed at the state of the internet, the arrogance of the companies that operate it, and the government's seeming hesitation to regulate in the face of stagnant competition that I wrote The Internet is Fucked.
It was almost exactly a year ago that I was so dismayed at the state of the internet, the arrogance of the companies that
operate it, and the government's seeming hesitation to regulate in the face of stagnant competition that I wrote The Internet is Fucked.
88,668
I mean, it’s not technically indecent exposure if you have a mostly empty Doritos bag taped over your genitals, is it?
I mean, it’s not technically indecent exposure if you have
a mostly empty Doritos bag taped over your genitals, is it?
88,669
"The bottom line is that, without any interruption, we're kicking ass."
"The bottom line is that, without
any interruption, we're kicking ass."
88,670
"Judgment Day will be brought upon us only once the Muslims have killed all of the Jews," reads the call.
"Judgment Day will be brought upon us only once the Muslims
have killed all of the Jews," reads the call.
88,671
“You don’t include the fact that we have an awesome, an awesome president now who took a step down from unappreciative motherf*ckers… You’re not getting my name, you’re getting a ‘fuck you.”
“You don’t include the fact that we have an awesome, an awesome president now who took a step
down from unappreciative motherf*ckers… You’re not getting my name, you’re getting a ‘fuck you.”
88,672
Richard Mourdock is the Tea Partier who beat out Dick Lugar in the Indiana Republican primary.
Richard Mourdock is the Tea Partier who beat
out Dick Lugar in the Indiana Republican primary.
88,673
But lo and behold, behind those blocky little bastards there was beauty.
But lo and behold, behind those
blocky little bastards there was beauty.
88,674
“Fuck This Jam is a jam centered around the theme of making a game in a genre you hate.
“Fuck This Jam is a jam centered around the
theme of making a game in a genre you hate.
88,675
Many sex scenes include close-ups of one participant’s face, which is a tough shot to get when both partners have genitals in or around their mouths.
Many sex scenes include close-ups of one participant’s face, which is
a tough shot to get when both partners have genitals in or around their mouths.
88,676
As soon as Ryan Mathews Dude gets hit, Howard sticks his fucking arm in front of the camera.
As soon as Ryan Mathews Dude gets hit, Howard
sticks his fucking arm in front of the camera.
88,677
I'd been back there in that room for over an hour by myself and had in-a-not-inside-voice mused aloud “Holy shit.” when they called the caucus for Barack Obama.
I'd been back there in that room for over an hour by myself and had in-a-
not-inside-voice mused aloud “Holy shit.” when they called the caucus for Barack Obama.
88,678
I dont give a crap.I appreciate a pretty Gal as much as the next Hetero Male.
I dont give a crap.I appreciate a
pretty Gal as much as the next Hetero Male.
88,679
I am talking about CoinThief, a malware designed to hijack Bitcoin accounts and steal everything (I must confess I laughed a bit; I think Bitcoin is just a bullshit pyramid scheme but I digress).
I am talking about CoinThief, a malware designed to hijack Bitcoin accounts and steal everything (I must
confess I laughed a bit; I think Bitcoin is just a bullshit pyramid scheme but I digress).
88,680
BrokeNCYDE – a crunk/gangsta/screamo/R&B hybrid – should be respected and feared in the same way that Captain Kirk respects and fears the Klingons, which is why I’m firing intergalactic blue nuclear death straight at their fat fucking faces.
BrokeNCYDE – a crunk/gangsta/screamo/R&B hybrid – should be respected and feared in the same way that Captain
Kirk respects and fears the Klingons, which is why I’m firing intergalactic blue nuclear death straight at their fat fucking faces.
88,681
"Her breasts are much too small and do not have the lift that superhero women should have.
"Her breasts are much too small and do
not have the lift that superhero women should have.
88,682
Before we get started, here is a brief background about myself, and why you should give a shit about what I have to say.
Before we get started, here is a brief background about myself,
and why you should give a shit about what I have to say.
88,683
Stinchfield claimed, “Now imagine you have little mental capacity, you can’t do anything but sweep the floor.
Stinchfield claimed, “Now imagine you have little mental capacity
, you can’t do anything but sweep the floor.
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Nonsense and Bullshit locked eyes, triggering a soul connection that led them to the nearest by-the-hour motel.
Nonsense and Bullshit locked eyes, triggering a soul connection that
led them to the nearest by-the-hour motel.
88,685
The pair were part of a group who yelled ‘You are the black bastard bus driver’.
The pair were part of a group who yelled
‘You are the black bastard bus driver’.
88,686
I did however finish another project, a power test-piece, appropriately called Power Slut.
I did however finish another project, a power
test-piece, appropriately called Power Slut.
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Why, by getting women to show their boobs on social media, of course.
Why, by getting women to show their
boobs on social media, of course.
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Her husband had sexual intercourse with her, against her will, raping her!
Her husband had sexual intercourse with her
, against her will, raping her!
88,689
Fuck each and every one of you who call yourselves a military-style title, who presume to conjure up images of fighting in the streets when the biggest thing you fight is the voice of doubt that tells you that maybe you’re being a little entitled and unwelcome.
Fuck each and every one of you who call yourselves a military-style title, who presume to conjure up images of fighting in the
streets when the biggest thing you fight is the voice of doubt that tells you that maybe you’re being a little entitled and unwelcome.
88,690
To be fair, anal rape, or at least the abundance of anal rape, might be a bit much for some Academy members, but Jodie Foster won Best Actress in 1988 for THE ACCUSED, which featured a rather brutal rape scene.
To be fair, anal rape, or at least the abundance of anal rape, might be a bit much for some
Academy members, but Jodie Foster won Best Actress in 1988 for THE ACCUSED, which featured a rather brutal rape scene.
88,691
It was mesmerizing to watch Waters stalk the stage yelling “Picture a leader with no fucking brains!”
It was mesmerizing to watch Waters stalk the stage yelling
“Picture a leader with no fucking brains!”
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Also, I was sick of cleaning up cat shit and piss, which – if you’re a cat owner – I’m sure you can understand.
Also, I was sick of cleaning up cat shit and piss, which
– if you’re a cat owner – I’m sure you can understand.
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She said when she was 9, Pacheco would kiss her and fondle her genitalia both over and under her clothes.
She said when she was 9, Pacheco would kiss her
and fondle her genitalia both over and under her clothes.
88,694
US-backed Jaish al-Izza has destroyed a bulldozer belonging to the SAA around the town of Khattab with a Fagot ATGM missile.
US-backed Jaish al-Izza has destroyed a bulldozer belonging to
the SAA around the town of Khattab with a Fagot ATGM missile.
88,695
Instead of calling animal control, he fucking murdered them with his car and his the gall to try and press charges against the breeder.
Instead of calling animal control, he fucking murdered them with his car
and his the gall to try and press charges against the breeder.
88,696
The man shot back, “Mike Brown should’ve shot his ass in the face.”
The man shot back, “Mike Brown should
’ve shot his ass in the face.”
88,697
And it's a fucked-up game of Telephone that Gawker writers fail at every goddamn time.
And it's a fucked-up game of
Telephone that Gawker writers fail at every goddamn time.
88,698
A Chinese man was left red-faced after getting his penis stuck in a pipe for TWO DAYS.
A Chinese man was left red-faced after getting
his penis stuck in a pipe for TWO DAYS.
88,699
Accrding to Moore, LeBron said "The only reason you talk [expletive] is because you know I can't come off the court right now and beat your ass"... ...
Accrding to Moore, LeBron said "The only reason you talk [expletive] is because
you know I can't come off the court right now and beat your ass"... ...