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She's been in a relationship with this major scumbag who's very immature.
She's been in a relationship with
this major scumbag who's very immature.
88,701
If so, he is an ass,’ the eccentric Montpellier chief declared to L’Equipe.
If so, he is an ass,
’ the eccentric Montpellier chief declared to L’Equipe.
88,702
Stupid, but unfortunately this stupidity is baked into the jurisprudential cake due to the intractability of the underlying problem.
Stupid, but unfortunately this stupidity is baked into the
jurisprudential cake due to the intractability of the underlying problem.
88,703
“We need lots of brown people in the front,” is the brainless bullet, uttered mere inches from a live microphone.
“We need lots of brown people in the front,”
is the brainless bullet, uttered mere inches from a live microphone.
88,704
The LRA is notorious for kidnapping children and forcing the boys to become fighters and using girls as sex slaves.
The LRA is notorious for kidnapping children and forcing the
boys to become fighters and using girls as sex slaves.
88,705
Poachers kill them for their horns and, according to the government, smuggle them mainly to Asia.
Poachers kill them for their horns and, according
to the government, smuggle them mainly to Asia.
88,706
Some people seem to think that the most important thing about you is what you do with your genitals.
Some people seem to think that the most important thing
about you is what you do with your genitals.
88,707
Reading from a Politico article that reported that Jeb Bush called Trump an “asshole” and a “clown” after Trump retweeted a racist comment about Bush’s wife, Fischer asked, “Which Donald Trump are we going to see?
Reading from a Politico article that reported that Jeb Bush called Trump an “asshole” and a “clown” after
Trump retweeted a racist comment about Bush’s wife, Fischer asked, “Which Donald Trump are we going to see?
88,708
The company clearly states that the dolls are not to be used for sexual purposes, but if they're just kids' toys, why the hell would you dress them up in matching white lace lingerie sets and give them teeny weeny awkward nipples?
The company clearly states that the dolls are not to be used for sexual purposes, but if they're just kids'
toys, why the hell would you dress them up in matching white lace lingerie sets and give them teeny weeny awkward nipples?
88,709
coffeelottesart: Rainbow Dash says if you think rape jokes are funny than you’re really damn gross.
coffeelottesart: Rainbow Dash says if you think rape
jokes are funny than you’re really damn gross.
88,710
The American people are the most drugged people in the history of the planet.
The American people are the most drugged
people in the history of the planet.
88,711
contested garbage and then spent an eternity performing the fucking Pietà from his back while the Wizards took the ball the other way.
contested garbage and then spent an eternity performing the fucking Pietà from
his back while the Wizards took the ball the other way.
88,712
Reputation: Sheep are stupid, defenceless and harmless creatures that mope about on hillsides doing not very much.
Reputation: Sheep are stupid, defenceless and harmless creatures
that mope about on hillsides doing not very much.
88,713
At trial, the father had argued that a botched penis enlargement procedure had caused his penis to become deformed and that it was “inconceivable” that he could have committed the offences.
At trial, the father had argued that a botched penis enlargement procedure had caused his penis
to become deformed and that it was “inconceivable” that he could have committed the offences.
88,714
Lewis who, on hearing about Tolkien’s plans for the Lord of the Rings, protested: ‘Not another f*****g elf!’
Lewis who, on hearing about Tolkien’s plans for the Lord
of the Rings, protested: ‘Not another f*****g elf!’
88,715
These are just a few reasons you’re not alone if you think modern popular music sucks a big fat one.
These are just a few reasons you’re not alone if
you think modern popular music sucks a big fat one.
88,716
“A friend of mine from Kelantan shared a video where this ustaz says ‘don’t be stupid like the Orang Asli.’
“A friend of mine from Kelantan shared a video where this
ustaz says ‘don’t be stupid like the Orang Asli.’
88,717
“I think vaginas really, really scare people, honestly,” Silverman told Hayes, before turning it over to fellow comedian Lizz Winstead.
“I think vaginas really, really scare people, honestly,”
Silverman told Hayes, before turning it over to fellow comedian Lizz Winstead.
88,718
The witness told Lydia to go downstairs, according to the report, but as he left he grabbed a tire iron and yelled, "I'm going to kill you!"
The witness told Lydia to go downstairs, according to the report, but as he left
he grabbed a tire iron and yelled, "I'm going to kill you!"
88,719
* People of color are, or were, morally underdeveloped compared to white people.
* People of color are, or were
, morally underdeveloped compared to white people.
88,720
Hillary, in the meantime, Appears on FOXNews Sunday (video below) and absolutely lies her ass off.
Hillary, in the meantime, Appears on FOXNews Sunday
(video below) and absolutely lies her ass off.
88,721
And then one day, Smithy finds himself riding across America with his ”fat ass” hanging over the seat of his boyhood bicycle.
And then one day, Smithy finds himself riding across America with his
”fat ass” hanging over the seat of his boyhood bicycle.
88,722
“Courtesy to women” is the most important and relevant aspect of Chivalry in regards to the “Pussy Pass” phenomenon.
“Courtesy to women” is the most important and relevant aspect
of Chivalry in regards to the “Pussy Pass” phenomenon.
88,723
You’re driving down a busy Moscow road and suddenly a truck with a giant image of a woman’s boobs appears beside you.
You’re driving down a busy Moscow road and suddenly a truck
with a giant image of a woman’s boobs appears beside you.
88,724
Initially, Damian had little respect for Dick, telling him so to his face and openly disobeying Dick’s orders.
Initially, Damian had little respect for Dick, telling him
so to his face and openly disobeying Dick’s orders.
88,725
And the amount of people actually fucking their drivers is only trumped by the amount of people thinking about fucking their drivers.
And the amount of people actually fucking their drivers is only
trumped by the amount of people thinking about fucking their drivers.
88,726
I avoid this because (1) I don’t understand SEO at all and (2) I simply kick off stupid people from my list and leave the cream of the crop as subscribers.
I avoid this because (1) I don’t understand SEO at all and (2)
I simply kick off stupid people from my list and leave the cream of the crop as subscribers.
88,727
It's as though the Harper government has fingerpainted FUCK OFF AND DIE on Parliament in heavy crude.
It's as though the Harper government has fingerpainted
FUCK OFF AND DIE on Parliament in heavy crude.
88,728
It’s fun to speculate “what if” on all the radical changes I’d want to make, but really, if I suddenly became pumpking, my first thought would probably be “Oh, sh*t… I better not f*ck this up!”
It’s fun to speculate “what if” on all the radical changes I’d want to make, but really, if
I suddenly became pumpking, my first thought would probably be “Oh, sh*t… I better not f*ck this up!”
88,729
Yesterday I stepped on a white woman’s yoga mat by accident and she looked at me like she had woken up to me standing at the foot of her bed, like I had just suggested we murder her husband and run away together.
Yesterday I stepped on a white woman’s yoga mat by accident and she looked at me like she had woken up to
me standing at the foot of her bed, like I had just suggested we murder her husband and run away together.
88,730
For every three gulps of nitrogen pollution that a white American inhales, a compatriot of color sucks down four.
For every three gulps of nitrogen pollution that a white
American inhales, a compatriot of color sucks down four.
88,731
Hot damn, the Trumpsters declared, here’s evidence of the corrupt, pay-to-play ways of the Clinton mob.
Hot damn, the Trumpsters declared, here’s evidence of the
corrupt, pay-to-play ways of the Clinton mob.
88,732
This means the words "cunt", "motherfucker" and "fuck" and derivatives of these words for example "fucking".
This means the words "cunt", "motherfucker" and "
fuck" and derivatives of these words for example "fucking".
88,733
Snowden again dismisses claims he was or is a Russian spy or agent, and describes such claims as “bullshit.”
Snowden again dismisses claims he was or is a Russian spy
or agent, and describes such claims as “bullshit.”
88,734
In April, HBO will air a one-hour special and you’ll have a chance to watch what C.K. likes to call “the new shit.”
In April, HBO will air a one-hour special and you’ll have
a chance to watch what C.K. likes to call “the new shit.”
88,735
Corser seems to give zero fucks as he whips his ride through the hairpin, clips the apex using every bit of the track nearly cutting the grass while dragging his knee.
Corser seems to give zero fucks as he whips his ride through the hairpin, clips
the apex using every bit of the track nearly cutting the grass while dragging his knee.
88,736
Another week, another episode of Girls with no black people, another Gawker Media piece about why it's fucked up to not include black people in your show about New York, another article from angry neocons attacking Gawker Media.
Another week, another episode of Girls with no black people, another Gawker Media piece about why it's fucked
up to not include black people in your show about New York, another article from angry neocons attacking Gawker Media.
88,737
Where I had written, “The Nexus One is an excellent app phone, fast and powerful but marred by some glitches,” some readers seemed to read, “You are a pathetic loser, your religion is bogus and your mother wears Army boots.”
Where I had written, “The Nexus One is an excellent app phone, fast and powerful but marred by some glitches,”
some readers seemed to read, “You are a pathetic loser, your religion is bogus and your mother wears Army boots.”
88,738
The idea itself— to build a car that runs on ordinary water— is total crap, scientifically.
The idea itself— to build a car that runs
on ordinary water— is total crap, scientifically.
88,739
We've all experienced that 'Which fucking tab is playing music?'
We've all experienced that 'Which
fucking tab is playing music?'
88,740
Recently, Bill O’Reilly, the meanest, angriest and most unholy bastard who has ever made a living by screaming at strangers, claimed that “secularism” is responsible for mass murder in America.
Recently, Bill O’Reilly, the meanest, angriest and most unholy bastard who has ever made a
living by screaming at strangers, claimed that “secularism” is responsible for mass murder in America.
88,741
Things people really need to talk about more, until they start to believe their own bullshit:
Things people really need to talk about more,
until they start to believe their own bullshit:
88,742
Whites are perpetrating “the execution of black men by police” and “snarling fury and violence.”
Whites are perpetrating “the execution of black men by
police” and “snarling fury and violence.”
88,743
Someone said “hey put this in your stupid magazine” and we looked at each other and shrugged like, “sure, ok, I guess why not.”
Someone said “hey put this in your stupid magazine” and we looked at each
other and shrugged like, “sure, ok, I guess why not.”
88,744
Kenneth thinks the owner has moved on and the energy it will take for the bank to push out a shit to give is not worth it.
Kenneth thinks the owner has moved on and the energy it will take for
the bank to push out a shit to give is not worth it.
88,745
When she hid inside a cubicle, the stocky man forced the door open and tried to force the woman to give him oral sex.
When she hid inside a cubicle, the stocky man forced the door
open and tried to force the woman to give him oral sex.
88,746
But only another Black man will hit you with a "What up, money?"
But only another Black man will hit you
with a "What up, money?"
88,747
“i will kill every black male and female at kean university,” stated another.
“i will kill every black male and
female at kean university,” stated another.
88,748
She said he was mentally ill and hateful, especially towards homosexuals.
She said he was mentally ill
and hateful, especially towards homosexuals.
88,749
These are all pretty shitty—poorly exposed, badly framed, out of focus, or just plain boring.
These are all pretty shitty—poorly exposed, badly
framed, out of focus, or just plain boring.
88,750
pardon, why the fuck isn't wikipedia working when i need it for fuck sakes bullshit — Fat Jess (@jessicabyreiter) January 18, 2012
pardon, why the fuck isn't wikipedia working when i need it
for fuck sakes bullshit — Fat Jess (@jessicabyreiter) January 18, 2012
88,751
Martin of Scorsese, patron saint of lovable assholes, captivating monsters, and psychos worth rooting for, he’s a schnook.
Martin of Scorsese, patron saint of lovable assholes, captivating monsters
, and psychos worth rooting for, he’s a schnook.
88,752
Four Black Lives Matter radicals kidnapping a mentally disabled white man, and putting it on Facebook Live while shouting “Fuck Donald Trump!
Four Black Lives Matter radicals kidnapping a mentally disabled white man,
and putting it on Facebook Live while shouting “Fuck Donald Trump!
88,753
When asked what has changed under the Trump administration from the Obama administration and the Bush administration, Fagot said, “Nothing has changed under Trump.”
When asked what has changed under the Trump administration from the Obama administration and
the Bush administration, Fagot said, “Nothing has changed under Trump.”
88,754
How quickly things changed between then and now, as the internet is overflowing with college girls who are wet, wild, and begging to fuck, a true testament to the major strides women have made in the past 75 years.
How quickly things changed between then and now, as the internet is overflowing with college girls who are wet, wild
, and begging to fuck, a true testament to the major strides women have made in the past 75 years.
88,755
The protester ranted, “F*** white supremacy, f*** the U.S. empire, f*** your imperialist ass lives.
The protester ranted, “F*** white supremacy, f*
** the U.S. empire, f*** your imperialist ass lives.
88,756
I learned that if a man and a woman both drink at a party and have sex, she was in all likelihood raped since she could not give full legal consent.
I learned that if a man and a woman both drink at a party and have
sex, she was in all likelihood raped since she could not give full legal consent.
88,757
That’s when a black gunman forced his way into their car and shot them.
That’s when a black gunman forced his
way into their car and shot them.
88,758
The debates haven’t even happened yet, but they’re gonna end and there’s gonna be eight or 12 of these idiots sitting around telling us, like we didn’t see it, what we just heard.
The debates haven’t even happened yet, but they’re gonna end and there’s gonna be eight
or 12 of these idiots sitting around telling us, like we didn’t see it, what we just heard.
88,759
On the other hand, we have to deal with your up-and-down bullshit every goddamned day.
On the other hand, we have to deal with
your up-and-down bullshit every goddamned day.
88,760
India is home to the world’s largest population of people who defecate in the open.
India is home to the world’s largest
population of people who defecate in the open.
88,761
I’m only exaggerating slightly, and as a public service to all you Bernie-haters on Twitter, I’m going to explain why this is all garbage before you make yourselves look stupid.
I’m only exaggerating slightly, and as a public service to all you Bernie-haters on
Twitter, I’m going to explain why this is all garbage before you make yourselves look stupid.
88,762
I was originally gonna have his microphone cord wrapped around his neck like a noose, but that's really fucked up and I decided against it as a result.
I was originally gonna have his microphone cord wrapped around his neck like a noose
, but that's really fucked up and I decided against it as a result.
88,763
We will search out and post interesting links about tiny penis humiliation. Mens swimwear Remember this site is a work in progress so make sure to visit us regularly.
We will search out and post interesting links about tiny penis humiliation. Mens swimwear
Remember this site is a work in progress so make sure to visit us regularly.
88,764
Asking people to prove their geek cred is bullshit, regardless of gender.
Asking people to prove their geek cred
is bullshit, regardless of gender.
88,765
Hey did you hear the one about how North Korea should rain nuclear hellfire on all those dumb libtards in California?
Hey did you hear the one about how North Korea should
rain nuclear hellfire on all those dumb libtards in California?
88,766
Not enough, apparently, since grown-ups seem to feel the need to just make shit up.
Not enough, apparently, since grown-ups seem
to feel the need to just make shit up.
88,767
Radical feminists are ignorant, or sometimes even brazen and shameless hypocrite bigots.
Radical feminists are ignorant, or sometimes
even brazen and shameless hypocrite bigots.
88,768
Holy Serpent of the Jews: The Rabbis’ Secret Plan for Satan to Crush Their Enemies and Vault the Jews to Global Dominion
Holy Serpent of the Jews: The Rabbis’ Secret Plan for
Satan to Crush Their Enemies and Vault the Jews to Global Dominion
88,769
It's convenient to look at the past with rose-colored glasses instead of with memories of needles in your nail beds, electric wires attached to your genitals, and the barrel of a gun thrust inside your mouth
It's convenient to look at the past with rose-colored glasses instead of with memories of needles in
your nail beds, electric wires attached to your genitals, and the barrel of a gun thrust inside your mouth
88,770
I am not surprised the hypocrites at CPAC embrace a Commander in Chief who was a shameless draft dodger.
I am not surprised the hypocrites at CPAC embrace a
Commander in Chief who was a shameless draft dodger.
88,771
When one of the men followed her and tried to rape her, she chopped off his testicles with a sharp weapon.
When one of the men followed her and tried to rape
her, she chopped off his testicles with a sharp weapon.
88,772
A white man is facing charges after going on a racist tirade, physically attacking a black man and repeatedly referring to two other black men as “slave” and “vermin.”
A white man is facing charges after going on a racist tirade, physically attacking a black
man and repeatedly referring to two other black men as “slave” and “vermin.”
88,773
Somewhere in the back of our heads we did realise that one day this might come to an end and shit would hit the fan, our better said, rain would hit our heads.
Somewhere in the back of our heads we did realise that one day this might come to an
end and shit would hit the fan, our better said, rain would hit our heads.
88,774
Almost to a person, the immediate reaction to the pieces seems to be, “WHAT THE FUCK?”, so I’m calling the series, WHAT THE %$#@?
Almost to a person, the immediate reaction to the pieces seems to be, “WHAT THE
FUCK?”, so I’m calling the series, WHAT THE %$#@?
88,775
The next category is autoeroticism, i.e. masturbation and pleasuring oneself.
The next category is autoeroticism,
i.e. masturbation and pleasuring oneself.
88,776
When Donald fired back at Marco over the Florida senator’s immature and vulgar joke over the size of Donald’s penis, Hillary pointed out that “shouting and chest-beating are not a strategy.”
When Donald fired back at Marco over the Florida senator’s immature and vulgar joke over the size of
Donald’s penis, Hillary pointed out that “shouting and chest-beating are not a strategy.”
88,777
Seeing the surfers frozen while riding a wave and the image slowly moving to capture a different angle of the surfer, well, god damn I want to hit the beach right now.
Seeing the surfers frozen while riding a wave and the image slowly moving to capture a different
angle of the surfer, well, god damn I want to hit the beach right now.
88,778
“A song that wasn’t written yesterday will be written today – and one day it’ll be sung by some fucker somewhere and thousands of people in a stadium will sing along.
“A song that wasn’t written yesterday will be written today – and one day it
’ll be sung by some fucker somewhere and thousands of people in a stadium will sing along.
88,779
He made semen-eating seem, if not reasonable, at least mostly harmless.
He made semen-eating seem, if
not reasonable, at least mostly harmless.
88,780
“I will be holding your c**k when u p*ss so you don’t think about kissing [sic] in a tube before u go out.
“I will be holding your c**k when u p*ss so you don’t
think about kissing [sic] in a tube before u go out.
88,781
This year we continue to celebrate the blood on our hands from thousands of Palestinians’ deaths by keeping red and black our official colors.”
This year we continue to celebrate the blood on our hands from thousands
of Palestinians’ deaths by keeping red and black our official colors.”
88,782
The comedian’s not alone in his praise for the oldest trade, causing one to wonder if cavemen gleefully paid with five rocks for oral and ten for anal, or if they were like priests, and got it for free.
The comedian’s not alone in his praise for the oldest trade, causing one to wonder if cavemen gleefully paid with
five rocks for oral and ten for anal, or if they were like priests, and got it for free.
88,783
It's almost impossible to aim at the toilet when your penis is pointing the wrong way, so you end up peeing on the wall, the floor, or yourself.
It's almost impossible to aim at the toilet when your penis is pointing the wrong
way, so you end up peeing on the wall, the floor, or yourself.
88,784
Tomás Lavanini, Pablo Matera and Leonardo Senatore will also miss the clash with the All Blacks.
Tomás Lavanini, Pablo Matera and Leonardo Senatore will
also miss the clash with the All Blacks.
88,785
A thot prepares to flash her breasts to a crowd of onlookers in a ‘conservative’ state in the Deep South.
A thot prepares to flash her breasts to a crowd of
onlookers in a ‘conservative’ state in the Deep South.
88,786
The procedure was performed in December, and the man now appears to have made a complete recovery and enjoys a fully functional penis.
The procedure was performed in December, and the man now appears
to have made a complete recovery and enjoys a fully functional penis.
88,787
And those dicks will be on their best behaviour if there is a chance I am actually a woman in real life, and not what the movie Gattaca might call “a borrowed ladder.”
And those dicks will be on their best behaviour if there is a chance I am actually a
woman in real life, and not what the movie Gattaca might call “a borrowed ladder.”
88,788
(If they have no fucking idea what they want in next 5 years, get new friends.
(If they have no fucking idea what they
want in next 5 years, get new friends.
88,789
What I mean is when I say "I love Prince" and someone emails with "how can you think that you must be so f**king stupid you dumb bitch, I hope you never sell another book that's how f**cking stupid you are."
What I mean is when I say "I love Prince" and someone emails with "how can you think that you must
be so f**king stupid you dumb bitch, I hope you never sell another book that's how f**cking stupid you are."
88,790
Due to a bunch of northerly swell, currents and wind, a shit ton of sand got pushed over the reef at Insanities, forming a ridiculously hollow sandbar that resembles Pipeline, 100 yards north.
Due to a bunch of northerly swell, currents and wind, a shit ton of sand got pushed
over the reef at Insanities, forming a ridiculously hollow sandbar that resembles Pipeline, 100 yards north.
88,791
I was trying to snoop in on some shit with the Vipers and turns out she was there... then I saw that she BLEW UP A FUCKING BUILDING.
I was trying to snoop in on some shit with the Vipers and turns out
she was there... then I saw that she BLEW UP A FUCKING BUILDING.
88,792
All of this is crap of course as can easily be shown by reference to the facts.
All of this is crap of course as can
easily be shown by reference to the facts.
88,793
I have lived in Austin for 35 years, and I have seen some weird shit here.
I have lived in Austin for 35 years,
and I have seen some weird shit here.
88,794
"And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, exactly where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues.
"And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, exactly where
the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues.
88,795
The most exciting news story for prospective shit drivers is this one.
The most exciting news story for
prospective shit drivers is this one.
88,796
Characters that I had grown up with - characters that taught me to not take shit from anyone.The first time I donned spandex, I cosplayed Knockout from the Female Furies.
Characters that I had grown up with - characters that taught me to not take shit from
anyone.The first time I donned spandex, I cosplayed Knockout from the Female Furies.
88,797
These two secret agents wait with baited breathe wondering if they still have the authority to bust aliens that are being dicks.
These two secret agents wait with baited breathe wondering if they
still have the authority to bust aliens that are being dicks.
88,798
Are you that stupid that you are just going to put me in the system as that, without any credentials or any paperwork or nothing?"
Are you that stupid that you are just going to put me in the
system as that, without any credentials or any paperwork or nothing?"
88,799
You walk into a room while a pack of murderous looters are just outside the door, ready to shoot you on site.
You walk into a room while a pack of murderous looters are
just outside the door, ready to shoot you on site.