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Bobby Shmurda and Rowdy Rebel had the New York rap scene in the palm of their hands in 2014 after their respective breakout singles "Hot Nigga" and "Computers."
Bobby Shmurda and Rowdy Rebel had the New York rap scene in the palm of their
hands in 2014 after their respective breakout singles "Hot Nigga" and "Computers."
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“It’s almost an embarrassment being an American citizen traveling around the world and listening to the stupid shit we have to deal with in this country.”
“It’s almost an embarrassment being an American citizen traveling around the world and
listening to the stupid shit we have to deal with in this country.”
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cityscape The TTC’s Subway Parking Lot Crunch Doesn’t Actually Suck
cityscape The TTC’s Subway Parking
Lot Crunch Doesn’t Actually Suck
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National Rifle Association board member Ted Nugent urged his supporters to vote for GOP nominee Donald Trump in a racially charged rant that labeled Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton a “lying hypocrite bitch.”
National Rifle Association board member Ted Nugent urged his supporters to vote for GOP nominee Donald Trump
in a racially charged rant that labeled Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton a “lying hypocrite bitch.”
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Lust is a sexual desire that dishonors its object and disregards God.
Lust is a sexual desire that
dishonors its object and disregards God.
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The song, according to Wyndorf, is "interesting, fucked up and old-school sounding."
The song, according to Wyndorf, is "interesting
, fucked up and old-school sounding."
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Richen bellowed from behind the ass of his 15 year old girlfriend.
Richen bellowed from behind the ass
of his 15 year old girlfriend.
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Personally, I'd eat the arse out of a dead mole if it offered a fighting chance
Personally, I'd eat the arse out of
a dead mole if it offered a fighting chance
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I remember my first son tantruming to the extent that his face turned deep blue and his body lay jerking on the floor.
I remember my first son tantruming to the extent that his face
turned deep blue and his body lay jerking on the floor.
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Thoughtfully, she chewed on the skulls that had been lovingly hung from the Saiyougi Ayakashi, who were also killed fucking gently along with Yuyuko, who had begged for the hitbox to penetrate her eager throat.
Thoughtfully, she chewed on the skulls that had been lovingly hung from the Saiyougi Ayakashi, who were
also killed fucking gently along with Yuyuko, who had begged for the hitbox to penetrate her eager throat.
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I am not going to make a case that the future of the Republic rises or falls on the ability of the general public to watch a video of Hulk Hogan fucking his friend's ex-wife.
I am not going to make a case that the future of the Republic rises or falls on the
ability of the general public to watch a video of Hulk Hogan fucking his friend's ex-wife.
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When used in the phrase "jive turkey," jive is an intensifier/modifier that increases the generally insulting cast of the word "turkey" (a dud, loser, or inept person) to "a lying dud, loser, or inept person."
When used in the phrase "jive turkey," jive is an intensifier/modifier that increases the generally insulting cast of the word
"turkey" (a dud, loser, or inept person) to "a lying dud, loser, or inept person."
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“I don’t usually respond to these irrelevant lists, but I was bored tonight, so…Here are the 8 instances where this clickbait article on CBR ‘sucks’ (a word I have come to hate).”
“I don’t usually respond to these irrelevant lists, but I was bored tonight, so…Here are the
8 instances where this clickbait article on CBR ‘sucks’ (a word I have come to hate).”
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It looks like the PS Move, but with a few key differences—one of which is you put dicks in it.
It looks like the PS Move, but with a few key
differences—one of which is you put dicks in it.
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Well it's nothing like Walking Tall; he spends the movie in a bowling alley polishing my balls.
Well it's nothing like Walking Tall; he spends
the movie in a bowling alley polishing my balls.
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“On his wedding night, when the prince entered the honeymoon chamber, he found the princess atop a large wardrobe, an umbrella in hand, yelling, ‘If you touch me, I’ll kill you!’”
“On his wedding night, when the prince entered the honeymoon chamber, he found the princess atop a large
wardrobe, an umbrella in hand, yelling, ‘If you touch me, I’ll kill you!’”
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According to the CDC, it refers to the ritual when a mohel “places his mouth directly on the newly circumcised penis and sucks blood away from the circumcision wound (direct orogenital suction).”
According to the CDC, it refers to the ritual when a mohel “places his mouth directly on
the newly circumcised penis and sucks blood away from the circumcision wound (direct orogenital suction).”
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Why is the main focus of the trailer on this silly white American dude?
Why is the main focus of the
trailer on this silly white American dude?
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Penis drawings are a mainstay of the military across all branches.
Penis drawings are a mainstay of
the military across all branches.
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This post could have been titled, “Boy, Sally Kohn is a damn moron,” but that’s pretty much a given at this point.
This post could have been titled, “Boy, Sally Kohn is a
damn moron,” but that’s pretty much a given at this point.
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Emma Watson shows up to shout, “I’m not fucking around” and smash Seth Rogen in the schnoz with an axe handle, and the phrases “Hermione just stole all of our shit” and “Fuck your house, Franco” set themselves up to compete for legendary status.
Emma Watson shows up to shout, “I’m not fucking around” and smash Seth Rogen in the schnoz with an axe handle, and
the phrases “Hermione just stole all of our shit” and “Fuck your house, Franco” set themselves up to compete for legendary status.
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This "bury your gays" hurts. — Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) September 21, 2016
This "bury your gays" hurts. —
Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) September 21, 2016
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You're foolish not to buy it, and enjoy at least $10 worth of what bond was like back then.
You're foolish not to buy it, and enjoy at
least $10 worth of what bond was like back then.
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Ok, since I publicly called the guy a f*cking moron, I guess I should also publicly follow up: it does seem Romney was joking.
Ok, since I publicly called the guy a f*cking moron, I guess
I should also publicly follow up: it does seem Romney was joking.
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"If someone says, 'I don't like you, you're a pest, I'm gonna kill you.'
"If someone says, 'I don't like you,
you're a pest, I'm gonna kill you.'
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Eighteen people were arrested after looters wrecked shops, including a kosher foodstore and a funeral home as protesters shouted: "Fuck Israel!".
Eighteen people were arrested after looters wrecked shops, including a kosher foodstore
and a funeral home as protesters shouted: "Fuck Israel!".
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Get ready to be terrified of knife-wielding maniacs, demonic goats, and horny alien transvestites.
Get ready to be terrified of knife-wielding
maniacs, demonic goats, and horny alien transvestites.
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How many times will we be called “nigger” outside of Albertsons?
How many times will we be called
“nigger” outside of Albertsons?
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Than I found out what the bumps in my penis were for, for growing hair.
Than I found out what the bumps in
my penis were for, for growing hair.
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It also includes a movie screen, internet access, and some other shit I don’t even understand because I don’t speak Obscenely Rich.
It also includes a movie screen, internet access, and some other
shit I don’t even understand because I don’t speak Obscenely Rich.
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“Then he will justify it by saying we are all getting fat and he is doing us a favor, piece of shit.”
“Then he will justify it by saying we are all getting fat
and he is doing us a favor, piece of shit.”
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Epstein creates a movable locker room wherever he goes, where the most valuable currency is the ability to give shit, and to take it.
Epstein creates a movable locker room wherever he goes, where the most
valuable currency is the ability to give shit, and to take it.
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I imagined it would represent the listening equivalent of scraping around the tenth circle of Satan's own anus with a f***ing mandolin plectrum – but actually, it's more like the f***ing twentieth.
I imagined it would represent the listening equivalent of scraping around the tenth circle of Satan's own
anus with a f***ing mandolin plectrum – but actually, it's more like the f***ing twentieth.
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The officer then grabs the man's arm and theman jerks away -- that's when the officer pushes him to the ground.The man, lying on the ground, shouts "Fuck you!"
The officer then grabs the man's arm and theman jerks away -- that's when the officer pushes
him to the ground.The man, lying on the ground, shouts "Fuck you!"
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So I can be eating dinner and an asshole friend message me on my phone saying he scored some mad Dragon Age loot?
So I can be eating dinner and an asshole friend message me
on my phone saying he scored some mad Dragon Age loot?
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I'll admit I'd never heard of Greene until he suddenly appeared in my mentions calling me a "racist ass."
I'll admit I'd never heard of Greene until he suddenly
appeared in my mentions calling me a "racist ass."
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In a third incident, Gries referred to a black housemate, saying: “Be careful what you say in the dark, you might not be able to see that bitch.”
In a third incident, Gries referred to a black housemate, saying: “Be careful
what you say in the dark, you might not be able to see that bitch.”
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Friends have seen men masturbating on trains, been groped on the bus or grabbed and pulled into stranger’s laps, as they try to sit down.
Friends have seen men masturbating on trains, been groped on the bus or
grabbed and pulled into stranger’s laps, as they try to sit down.
90,238
Though Roosevelt’s wife positively gushed over her portrait which featured her daintily sat in front of the white house wearing a hat that would make even the most fetching of pimps stand in awe, Roosevelt fucking hated his.
Though Roosevelt’s wife positively gushed over her portrait which featured her daintily sat in front of the white house
wearing a hat that would make even the most fetching of pimps stand in awe, Roosevelt fucking hated his.
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I scuttled into the council block and hurried up the concrete steps, which were pee-stained and filthy.
I scuttled into the council block and hurried up the
concrete steps, which were pee-stained and filthy.
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All in a desperate bid to avoid being ground down by the depressing narrative of the bigoted, right-wing populist assholes which holds sway in the UK.
All in a desperate bid to avoid being ground down by the depressing narrative of
the bigoted, right-wing populist assholes which holds sway in the UK.
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Not a day passes we don't get some "rumor," wishful thinking, or outright bullshit about Half-Life 3's imminent arrival.
Not a day passes we don't get some "rumor," wishful
thinking, or outright bullshit about Half-Life 3's imminent arrival.
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Anyone on here calling themselves a "journalist" or "reporter" who claims that they have no problem doing this needs to edit their comments...from "journalist" to "whore".
Anyone on here calling themselves a "journalist" or "reporter" who claims that they have
no problem doing this needs to edit their comments...from "journalist" to "whore".
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I am also a homeowner and taxpayer in the city of Detroit, so suck on that too!
I am also a homeowner and taxpayer in the
city of Detroit, so suck on that too!
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Neck beards=0 , me =1, only thing is the shit is like Chinese steel core, so rare I'm scared to shoot it all.
Neck beards=0 , me =1, only thing is the shit is like
Chinese steel core, so rare I'm scared to shoot it all.
90,245
The secret behind WHAT women are trying to accomplish with shit-tests
The secret behind WHAT women are
trying to accomplish with shit-tests
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All I see now are chicks with tramp stamps, belly shirts and “fuck me” hairdos (sometimes referred to as slut stripes).
All I see now are chicks with tramp stamps, belly shirts and
“fuck me” hairdos (sometimes referred to as slut stripes).
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Then some shit happened to me that changed me and I am back to offering rides habitually.
Then some shit happened to me that changed me
and I am back to offering rides habitually.
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A penis in the sky pic.twitter.com/SM8k1tNYaj — Anahi Torres (@anahi_torres_) November 16, 2017
A penis in the sky pic.twitter.com/SM8k1tNYaj — Anahi
Torres (@anahi_torres_) November 16, 2017
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See also: Why you should never tell your partner to stop masturbating
See also: Why you should
never tell your partner to stop masturbating
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In both books, Auburn University English professor Alan Gribben has replaced “€œnigger”€ with “€œslave.”
In both books, Auburn University English professor Alan
Gribben has replaced “€œnigger”€ with “€œslave.”
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Some women have started putting “herb balls” in their vaginas to “detox their wombs” and make their vaginas less depressed?
Some women have started putting “herb balls” in their vaginas
to “detox their wombs” and make their vaginas less depressed?
90,252
The really bad news is Marqise Lee is a mediocre NFL wide receiver.
The really bad news is Marqise Lee
is a mediocre NFL wide receiver.
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Trans-racial is NOT a new thing and you’re a total sh*tlorde if you believe otherwise.
Trans-racial is NOT a new thing and
you’re a total sh*tlorde if you believe otherwise.
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Uh… not so fast… We all know what this sort of idiotic attention-seeking did for Arpaio, who is the subject of a major Justice Department investigation that already looks so incredibly gnarly that Arpaio’s dumbass is obviously toast..
Uh… not so fast… We all know what this sort of idiotic attention-seeking did for Arpaio, who
is the subject of a major Justice Department investigation that already looks so incredibly gnarly that Arpaio’s dumbass is obviously toast..
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Sex slavery and rape of the infidel is sanctioned and rewarded under Islam, the rewards of jihad.
Sex slavery and rape of the infidel is sanctioned
and rewarded under Islam, the rewards of jihad.
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You will be a better player, I've always argued, if you spend some time learning how to avoid being a dick.
You will be a better player, I've always argued,
if you spend some time learning how to avoid being a dick.
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It is perfectly ok for a white nationalist to hate white people, white people are the biggest enemies of white nationalism.
It is perfectly ok for a white nationalist to hate white
people, white people are the biggest enemies of white nationalism.
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Many of us aren’t doing epic shit because we think we’re not big enough to do it.
Many of us aren’t doing epic shit because we
think we’re not big enough to do it.
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Don't be a dick to others - basic politeness is all society really asks of you.
Don't be a dick to others - basic
politeness is all society really asks of you.
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Anyone who thinks having a C-section vs. vaginal delivery is taking the easy route needs to think again.
Anyone who thinks having a C-section vs. vaginal
delivery is taking the easy route needs to think again.
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On Sunday, a blatant exhibition of “useful idiots” was on display at Toronto City Hall.
On Sunday, a blatant exhibition of “useful
idiots” was on display at Toronto City Hall.
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He has called George W Bush the devil and described Barack Obama as a clown.
He has called George W Bush the devil
and described Barack Obama as a clown.
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Most of the conversation surrounding crime involves black people, who selfishly take all of the credit for being criminals.
Most of the conversation surrounding crime involves black people,
who selfishly take all of the credit for being criminals.
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On Facebook, he admitted he didn’t realize just how “Jackass”-ian his gainer flip was:
On Facebook, he admitted he didn’t realize
just how “Jackass”-ian his gainer flip was:
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The Quiksilver in Memory of Eddie Aikau is a vicious pain in the ass if you live on Oahu's North Shore.
The Quiksilver in Memory of Eddie Aikau is a vicious pain
in the ass if you live on Oahu's North Shore.
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"Losing my voice fucked me up," Usher recently told the Hollywood Reporter.
"Losing my voice fucked me up,
" Usher recently told the Hollywood Reporter.
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There are only two possible explanations: one, everybody in Amazon's QA department is a dumbass.
There are only two possible explanations: one,
everybody in Amazon's QA department is a dumbass.
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You must kill your target secretly, without any other passengers, or on-board security, witnessing your crime.
You must kill your target secretly, without any other passengers
, or on-board security, witnessing your crime.
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Firstly, some disclaimers, because my lord, do you lot like to bitch and moan:
Firstly, some disclaimers, because my lord,
do you lot like to bitch and moan:
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<h3>Your sexual purity is 28%</h3>You conquered the World's Longest Sex Purity Test!
<h3>Your sexual purity is 28%</h3>
You conquered the World's Longest Sex Purity Test!
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I see as little of his Daily Show as I do of his idiot antithesis Glenn Beck of Fox TV, whose "Restoring Honour" rally was staged in the same place earlier this year.
I see as little of his Daily Show as I do of his idiot antithesis Glenn Beck of
Fox TV, whose "Restoring Honour" rally was staged in the same place earlier this year.
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They're less likely to brag about the time they slut-shamed a woman for sleeping with too many dudes.
They're less likely to brag about the time they slut
-shamed a woman for sleeping with too many dudes.
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Shree Chauhan is the left-wing kook behind the now-famous video of her showing just how f*cked in the head liberals are.
Shree Chauhan is the left-wing kook behind the now-famous
video of her showing just how f*cked in the head liberals are.
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Supposedly, in order to alleviate the pain and help along the process of giving birth, the doctor massaged my wife's clitoris while...
Supposedly, in order to alleviate the pain and help along the process
of giving birth, the doctor massaged my wife's clitoris while...
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Coach Dog Dick tells how Dick connects with his coach dog forbears.
Coach Dog Dick tells how Dick
connects with his coach dog forbears.
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Fuck you for being a hypersensitive, grossly plump caricature of a human being; a squirming mass of cockroaches lurking under a skinsuit veneer.
Fuck you for being a hypersensitive, grossly plump caricature of a human
being; a squirming mass of cockroaches lurking under a skinsuit veneer.
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But I was wondering when do you guys shoot those confessionals cuz you can't really grow a big ass beard by the end of the work day. (*whispers* I am not saying about the whole stupid beard insults that were on your season) just wondering????
But I was wondering when do you guys shoot those confessionals cuz you can't really grow a big ass beard by the end of the work
day. (*whispers* I am not saying about the whole stupid beard insults that were on your season) just wondering????
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The three words that make up the phrase are Arabic [تِلحسْ طِيزي, tilhas tizi, "lick my ass"] and Yiddish [געשעפטן, gesheften, "business"], combined to form a modern Hebrew slang expression, meaning "You-lick-my-ass business."[
The three words that make up the phrase are Arabic [تِلحسْ طِيزي, tilhas tizi, "lick my ass"] and Yiddish [געשעפטן,
gesheften, "business"], combined to form a modern Hebrew slang expression, meaning "You-lick-my-ass business."[
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JANUARY 8--A Kentucky woman is facing a felony rap after allegedly trying to smuggle two hypodermic needles hidden in her vagina into a Louisville jail, according to corrections officers.
JANUARY 8--A Kentucky woman is facing a felony rap after allegedly trying to smuggle
two hypodermic needles hidden in her vagina into a Louisville jail, according to corrections officers.
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Because you’re an adult who’s been through puberty before and can sure as shit manage another one!
Because you’re an adult who’s been through puberty
before and can sure as shit manage another one!
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Everyone lambasted me when I said I would spit on the face of a TV journalist who had called Durga Devi a prostitute.
Everyone lambasted me when I said I would spit on the face
of a TV journalist who had called Durga Devi a prostitute.
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Conclusion: Terror is an idiot who will probably get a visit from the police sooner rather than later.
Conclusion: Terror is an idiot who will probably get
a visit from the police sooner rather than later.
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The Tour is unique in that it's one of the only worldwide events held in the streets instead of a stadium, which means anyone can go watch for free, even idiots.
The Tour is unique in that it's one of the only worldwide events held in the
streets instead of a stadium, which means anyone can go watch for free, even idiots.
90,284
SNL attacked Trump voters in a tasteless opening skit, which painted the voters as stupid and confused.
SNL attacked Trump voters in a tasteless opening skit
, which painted the voters as stupid and confused.
90,285
Over the first 5 + years of your son’s life, the foreskin will gradually “retract” or pull away from the head of his penis.
Over the first 5 + years of your son’s life, the foreskin
will gradually “retract” or pull away from the head of his penis.
90,286
Toxoplasma gondii is a parasite that commonly infects cats but is also carried by other warm-blooded animals, including humans.
Toxoplasma gondii is a parasite that commonly infects cats but is
also carried by other warm-blooded animals, including humans.
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Yet, even if you conclude that anal sex isn't going to be on your to-do list, it won't hurt to know how it all works.
Yet, even if you conclude that anal sex isn't going to be on your
to-do list, it won't hurt to know how it all works.
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Then, Bow Wow piled on with a tweet that was actually offensive: "Ayo @realDonaldTrump shut your punk ass up talking shit about my uncle @SnoopDogg before we pimp your wife and make her work for us."
Then, Bow Wow piled on with a tweet that was actually offensive: "Ayo @realDonaldTrump shut your punk
ass up talking shit about my uncle @SnoopDogg before we pimp your wife and make her work for us."
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If you're called stupid and ugly, you are likely to grow up thinking of yourself as stupid and ugly.
If you're called stupid and ugly, you are likely
to grow up thinking of yourself as stupid and ugly.
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“If this had happened in the previous administration, the type of attacks launched on this program, the things they say [about Trump]: ‘utterly stupid,’ ‘personality disorder,’ ‘mentally ill,’ constant personal attacks,” she griped.
“If this had happened in the previous administration, the type of attacks launched on this program, the things they say [about
Trump]: ‘utterly stupid,’ ‘personality disorder,’ ‘mentally ill,’ constant personal attacks,” she griped.
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"And I am not throwing smoke at you, but you're the guy that could, just for fun — think about how much fun it would be — just to be the foil, you know, and to point out what an idiot this guy is," Giles replied.
"And I am not throwing smoke at you, but you're the guy that could, just for fun — think about how much fun
it would be — just to be the foil, you know, and to point out what an idiot this guy is," Giles replied.
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Approximately 60 percent of your brain matter consists of fats that create all the cell membranes in your body.
Approximately 60 percent of your brain matter consists of fats
that create all the cell membranes in your body.
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And holy crap, is it more fun than a bathtub full of silly string.
And holy crap, is it more fun
than a bathtub full of silly string.
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At an industry event last year, I had a spirit rep get in my face and declare, “Those spirit competitions are bullshit!”
At an industry event last year, I had a spirit rep get
in my face and declare, “Those spirit competitions are bullshit!”
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"Ain't nobody going to help you, you dumb *****; you shouldn't have got in there," one of the teens can be heard saying in the video.
"Ain't nobody going to help you, you dumb *****; you should
n't have got in there," one of the teens can be heard saying in the video.
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Below, watch the controversial "Lyin' Ass Bitch" scene, which begins at about 22:00:
Below, watch the controversial "Lyin' Ass
Bitch" scene, which begins at about 22:00:
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Amiibo figures obviously aren't going to look like Skylanders figures when its so new and the AC figure comparison is just stupid.
Amiibo figures obviously aren't going to look like Skylanders figures when
its so new and the AC figure comparison is just stupid.
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What’s more, 50% of the respondents reported giving their penises a name, taking inspiration from fruits and vegetables, industrial items, and animals.
What’s more, 50% of the respondents reported giving their penises a
name, taking inspiration from fruits and vegetables, industrial items, and animals.
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Now it’s often said that words can’t hurt you if you don’t let them, unless those words are Game of Thrones spoilers, in which case someone should punch you in the fucking face.
Now it’s often said that words can’t hurt you if you don’t let them, unless
those words are Game of Thrones spoilers, in which case someone should punch you in the fucking face.