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90,300 | This is a piss poor argument which we are frequently confronting, many fool for this. | This is a piss poor argument which we are | frequently confronting, many fool for this. |
90,301 | “Good luck, when you get the warrant or whatever you need to do, you’re going to walk right up in here and you’re going to see nothing you idiots,” Brown said in one video. | “Good luck, when you get the warrant or whatever you need to do, you’re going to walk | right up in here and you’re going to see nothing you idiots,” Brown said in one video. |
90,302 | But once you dust for fingerprints, it’s pretty clear who ruined America: white people. | But once you dust for fingerprints, it’s | pretty clear who ruined America: white people. |
90,303 | According to that now discredited dossier, Trump had sex with Russian prostitutes when he visited Moscow.’ | According to that now discredited dossier, Trump had | sex with Russian prostitutes when he visited Moscow.’ |
90,304 | In a smoky restaurant-bar in downtown Cairo, the presidential candidate is sucking hard on a cigarette. | In a smoky restaurant-bar in downtown Cairo, | the presidential candidate is sucking hard on a cigarette. |
90,305 | He was last overheard walking back to his cabin muttering, “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.” | He was last overheard walking back to his cabin muttering, | “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.” |
90,306 | Luckily, some people are stupid no matter what time it is and took the ideas that came to them while drunk to the patent office. | Luckily, some people are stupid no matter what time it is and | took the ideas that came to them while drunk to the patent office. |
90,307 | At yet another internet portal leading to a giant flapping angry vagina, a bitchy woman reveals, unintentionally, hilariously, a list of 22 excellent negs, teases, challenges, and disqualifications that would work very well as pick-up tactics. | At yet another internet portal leading to a giant flapping angry vagina, a bitchy woman reveals, unintentionally, hilariously, a | list of 22 excellent negs, teases, challenges, and disqualifications that would work very well as pick-up tactics. |
90,308 | Among Foval's trainees, he says, are "mentally ill people, that we pay to do shit." | Among Foval's trainees, he says, are "mentally | ill people, that we pay to do shit." |
90,309 | Then they would kick that goat in the ass and force him into the desert, where presumably he’d either a) get into crazy adventures with the Devil and a talking cactus or (more likely) b) die and be eaten by flies. | Then they would kick that goat in the ass and force him into the desert, where presumably he’d either a) get | into crazy adventures with the Devil and a talking cactus or (more likely) b) die and be eaten by flies. |
90,310 | Multiple hecklers shouting “Bill Clinton is a rapist” interrupted President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at separate rallies after a pro-Donald Trump radio host offered a cash reward to anyone carrying out such a stunt. | Multiple hecklers shouting “Bill Clinton is a rapist” interrupted President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at separate rallies | after a pro-Donald Trump radio host offered a cash reward to anyone carrying out such a stunt. |
90,311 | JP Morgan would fire any employee who trades the Bitcoin for his being stupid. | JP Morgan would fire any employee who | trades the Bitcoin for his being stupid. |
90,312 | In his tweet, Moss told the president to “shut your punk a** up talking sh-t about my uncle @SnoopDogg” before we pimp your wife and make her work for us”. | In his tweet, Moss told the president to “shut your punk a** up talking sh | -t about my uncle @SnoopDogg” before we pimp your wife and make her work for us”. |
90,313 | Memo to Rick Scott: Of all the wingnut governors, you are the most evil, corrupt, and disgusting. | Memo to Rick Scott: Of all the wingnut governors, | you are the most evil, corrupt, and disgusting. |
90,314 | GoNNER won an Independent Games Festival award in Audio Design a few weeks ago.Like, real talk, this is really fucking weird. | GoNNER won an Independent Games Festival award in Audio Design a few weeks | ago.Like, real talk, this is really fucking weird. |
90,315 | did it take anyone else nearly a decade to realize that ‘300’ is racist trash? | did it take anyone else nearly a decade to | realize that ‘300’ is racist trash? |
90,316 | Shooting, chopping, punching, and dismembering Nazis to set the world right. | Shooting, chopping, punching, and | dismembering Nazis to set the world right. |
90,317 | Jones said that he wanted to challenge the “asshole” Baldwin to a fight, while shouting: “I hate you! | Jones said that he wanted to challenge the “asshole” Baldwin | to a fight, while shouting: “I hate you! |
90,318 | “The people claiming to be happy today will be forced into looking after the people who say everything is shit – and that’s just not sustainable.” | “The people claiming to be happy today will be forced into looking after the | people who say everything is shit – and that’s just not sustainable.” |
90,319 | Yes Men, All Women Really Have Been Taught to Politely Tolerate Your Bullsh*t | Yes Men, All Women Really Have | Been Taught to Politely Tolerate Your Bullsh*t |
90,320 | If my Twitter account is any indication, they are in for a dumb, boring time. | If my Twitter account is any indication, they | are in for a dumb, boring time. |
90,321 | The Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has been expressed regret Tuesday for referring to his American counterpart Barack Obama as a “son of a whore.” | The Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has been expressed regret Tuesday for referring to | his American counterpart Barack Obama as a “son of a whore.” |
90,322 | JK
Hair…oh…my…goodness…gracious, it’s such a pain in the ass to make. | JK
Hair…oh…my…goodness…gracious | , it’s such a pain in the ass to make. |
90,323 | I think you can ask very tough questions without coming off like an ass. | I think you can ask very tough | questions without coming off like an ass. |
90,324 | “Go Home Nigger Boy” was painted in yellow across the rear windshield. | “Go Home Nigger Boy” was | painted in yellow across the rear windshield. |
90,325 | They truly put the Fuck Yeah dramatically back into Fuck Yeah Fest Fest. | They truly put the Fuck Yeah dramatically | back into Fuck Yeah Fest Fest. |
90,326 | Here’s my list of some of the ways to be a real Dick when grappling. | Here’s my list of some of the | ways to be a real Dick when grappling. |
90,327 | I fully expected to see square-jawed, muscled, hairy young men of military age, and I have greatly enjoyed the embarrassment of the soppy idiots who spread and believed the propaganda about them. | I fully expected to see square-jawed, muscled, hairy young men of military age, and | I have greatly enjoyed the embarrassment of the soppy idiots who spread and believed the propaganda about them. |
90,328 | Either you hurry up or you bite the fungus like Pete did, may his sorry ass rest in peace, understand?" | Either you hurry up or you bite the fungus like Pete did | , may his sorry ass rest in peace, understand?" |
90,329 | What idiot would get onboard a five hour train journey without checking if it has a bar car and without getting any food or drink before ... — Celebrity DJ Artwork (@artworkmagnetic) April 23, 2016 | What idiot would get onboard a five hour train journey without checking if it has a bar car and | without getting any food or drink before ... — Celebrity DJ Artwork (@artworkmagnetic) April 23, 2016 |
90,330 | I've got two younger brothers and a bunch of kids I went to grade school with who are living proof that Huckabee is full of crap. | I've got two younger brothers and a bunch of kids I went to | grade school with who are living proof that Huckabee is full of crap. |
90,331 | Tom Brady was involved in one of the best GIFs of Week 4 when he was caught on camera saying "Fuck you, bitches" after running for a four-yard touchdown. | Tom Brady was involved in one of the best GIFs of Week 4 when he was caught | on camera saying "Fuck you, bitches" after running for a four-yard touchdown. |
90,332 | Despite the rising trend to celebrate #bluedranks and their place in the backlash against the baroque, privately most bartenders will confide: blue Curaçao sucks. | Despite the rising trend to celebrate #bluedranks and their place in the backlash | against the baroque, privately most bartenders will confide: blue Curaçao sucks. |
90,333 | We sat down with Cindy and found out what made this good girl gone slut become the evergrowing powerhouse in the adult entertainment biz. | We sat down with Cindy and found out what made this good | girl gone slut become the evergrowing powerhouse in the adult entertainment biz. |
90,334 | The Ass Goblins Of Auschwitz is a non stop roller coaster ride of humor, adrenaline, hope, fear, and love. | The Ass Goblins Of Auschwitz is a non stop roller coaster ride | of humor, adrenaline, hope, fear, and love. |
90,335 | Unfortunately, the eight statuses that followed were such a fucking bummer that there’s no way you’ll be seeing them shared across your feed anytime soon. | Unfortunately, the eight statuses that followed were such a fucking bummer that there | ’s no way you’ll be seeing them shared across your feed anytime soon. |
90,336 | The short version is, “because they’re hypocritical partisan jackasses.” | The short version is, “because | they’re hypocritical partisan jackasses.” |
90,337 | They groped their bottoms and breasts and forced their hands inside their cloths.” | They groped their bottoms and breasts and | forced their hands inside their cloths.” |
90,338 | I also believe the aforementioned statement should be affixed to become the following: “Your personal beliefs are like a penis. | I also believe the aforementioned statement should be affixed to become | the following: “Your personal beliefs are like a penis. |
90,339 | Masturbate one to two hours before you are planning to have sexual intercourse. | Masturbate one to two hours before you | are planning to have sexual intercourse. |
90,340 | of porcine junkie sex-tourist Rush Limbaugh seems to be occurring on two fronts at once. | of porcine junkie sex-tourist Rush Limbaugh seems | to be occurring on two fronts at once. |
90,341 | He continued, “When, in later years a man in the pub complains that I foreshadowed the dismantling of the United Kingdom, tell them with confidence, ‘yes – but he’s also the guy who face-fucked a pig’. | He continued, “When, in later years a man in the pub complains that I foreshadowed the dismantling of the United | Kingdom, tell them with confidence, ‘yes – but he’s also the guy who face-fucked a pig’. |
90,342 | That’s the technical term doctors use to describe your penis being turned inside-out . . . er, outside-in. | That’s the technical term doctors use to describe your penis being | turned inside-out . . . er, outside-in. |
90,343 | You really have to be a drooling, mindless idiot to not see through the way CNN’s Alisyn Camerota nods solemnly along as Bana sounds out what she was told to say syllable-by-syllable in the interview. | You really have to be a drooling, mindless idiot to not see through the way CNN’s Alisyn Camerota nods | solemnly along as Bana sounds out what she was told to say syllable-by-syllable in the interview. |
90,344 | Luckily for me Tom Bagby created Ruby bindings for LLVM so I could code in Ruby instead of some damn ugly and painful C++ (I hate C++). | Luckily for me Tom Bagby created Ruby bindings for LLVM so I could code in | Ruby instead of some damn ugly and painful C++ (I hate C++). |
90,345 | Vandals climbed onto one of Google's camera-equipped cars and drew the penis on its camera lens. | Vandals climbed onto one of Google's camera-equipped | cars and drew the penis on its camera lens. |
90,346 | MFW I upset the ancient enemy from beyond the Terminus and the Tenno expose themselves to cover my ass. | MFW I upset the ancient enemy from beyond the Terminus | and the Tenno expose themselves to cover my ass. |
90,347 | Your kids will spit in your face, and your wife will never look at you again. | Your kids will spit in your face, and | your wife will never look at you again. |
90,348 | Now, every time I mention abortion, I’m reminded by pro-abortion women that I have no right to contribute to the discussion due to my shameful lack of a vagina. | Now, every time I mention abortion, I’m reminded by pro-abortion women that | I have no right to contribute to the discussion due to my shameful lack of a vagina. |
90,349 | “All Jews should be sterilized” would be an example of an unacceptable and dangerous opinion, Johnston told the students. | “All Jews should be sterilized” would be an example | of an unacceptable and dangerous opinion, Johnston told the students. |
90,350 | Maybe no one likes or takes y’all seriously because no one can see past your egotistical bullshit. | Maybe no one likes or takes y’all seriously | because no one can see past your egotistical bullshit. |
90,351 | They simply, and unintentionally, do stupid things that make me laugh out loud. | They simply, and unintentionally, do stupid | things that make me laugh out loud. |
90,352 | Organized Jewry STILL hates Trump in spite of all his boot-licking at AIPAC and loves Killary. | Organized Jewry STILL hates Trump in spite of all | his boot-licking at AIPAC and loves Killary. |
90,353 | One of the things that keeps people from switching banks is that it’s a pain in the ass. | One of the things that keeps people from switching banks | is that it’s a pain in the ass. |
90,354 | Especially those rich dudes that go down to Sanya every year for a wild and decadent orgy. | Especially those rich dudes that go down to Sanya | every year for a wild and decadent orgy. |
90,355 | As Gearty was being escorted out he stopped and dropped his pants and underwear fully exposing his genitals and began to gyrate his body. | As Gearty was being escorted out he stopped and dropped his pants | and underwear fully exposing his genitals and began to gyrate his body. |
90,356 | Before the first act is over, he’s established himself as a reckless, greedy, amoral ass. | Before the first act is over, he’s established | himself as a reckless, greedy, amoral ass. |
90,357 | Jimmy Kimmel mocks idiot commenters and climate deniers (Screen capture) | Jimmy Kimmel mocks idiot commenters and | climate deniers (Screen capture) |
90,358 | I saw a group of girls sucking Shisha as liberally as a child suckles the mother. | I saw a group of girls sucking Shisha | as liberally as a child suckles the mother. |
90,359 | We are a friendly group of racists with one goal – put all Jews into an army camp until disposed of. | We are a friendly group of racists with one goal – | put all Jews into an army camp until disposed of. |
90,360 | These shepherds, instead, demonstrate their love for Jesus Christ by hating on homosexuality. | These shepherds, instead, demonstrate their love | for Jesus Christ by hating on homosexuality. |
90,361 | Within a few weeks, before anyone had heard it (there were no audio samples online), the first pressing had sold out.Other labels would be forgiven for thinking: how do they get away with this shit? | Within a few weeks, before anyone had heard it (there were no audio samples online), the first | pressing had sold out.Other labels would be forgiven for thinking: how do they get away with this shit? |
90,362 | “No shit you don’t,” I found myself thinking when I was done reading it. | “No shit you don’t,” I | found myself thinking when I was done reading it. |
90,363 | Without mentioning President Donald Trump, she said parents should stop and "think about why someone is OK with your kids eating crap." | Without mentioning President Donald Trump, she said parents should stop and " | think about why someone is OK with your kids eating crap." |
90,364 | Putin was among those unhappy about suddenly having to give citizens freedom instead of an icy stare and a solemn promise from the bottom of his heart to help them go fuck themselves. | Putin was among those unhappy about suddenly having to give citizens freedom instead of an icy stare | and a solemn promise from the bottom of his heart to help them go fuck themselves. |
90,365 | But even with all of these “hard-ass” measures, the ugly truth is that to get below a B+ in my class, you have to be a total screw-up. | But even with all of these “hard-ass” measures, the ugly truth is that | to get below a B+ in my class, you have to be a total screw-up. |
90,366 | > but you younger people shouldn't be so racist, give those black people a chance you nazi kids, also... about those jobs.. | > but you younger people shouldn't be so racist, give those | black people a chance you nazi kids, also... about those jobs.. |
90,367 | On another occasion, the second victim said a perfume bottle she kept between her breasts fell out in front of Hale. | On another occasion, the second victim said a perfume bottle | she kept between her breasts fell out in front of Hale. |
90,368 | Other comments include, "Your body is like a Coca-Cola bottle," "Damn those watermelons," and the highly logical "You are a Middle Eastern Queen, but I prefer to call you a Brazilian Queen so I prevent myself from liking a terrorist." | Other comments include, "Your body is like a Coca-Cola bottle," "Damn those watermelons," and the highly logical | "You are a Middle Eastern Queen, but I prefer to call you a Brazilian Queen so I prevent myself from liking a terrorist." |
90,369 | Background: a not very clear article in ACM Queue led to a post by Bram Cohen claiming TCP sucks. | Background: a not very clear article in ACM Queue | led to a post by Bram Cohen claiming TCP sucks. |
90,370 | a Stars and Stripes canopy while belting out In the Mood or whatever the fuck weird big band shit our grandparents used to hum while they were fearlessly motherfucking charging head-first through knee-deep snow into a hail of Nazi machine gun bullets. | a Stars and Stripes canopy while belting out In the Mood or whatever the fuck weird big band shit our grandparents used to | hum while they were fearlessly motherfucking charging head-first through knee-deep snow into a hail of Nazi machine gun bullets. |
90,371 | Compliance with the law sounds like a bitch, if you try to dig through the Federal Communications Commission's guidance. | Compliance with the law sounds like a bitch, if you | try to dig through the Federal Communications Commission's guidance. |
90,372 | Your children are screaming and your dog is lying dead in a pool of blood. | Your children are screaming and your dog is | lying dead in a pool of blood. |
90,373 | Without question most of the Year End Reviews are bullshit anyway, and made up from people’s own opinions or tastes. | Without question most of the Year End Reviews are bullshit anyway | , and made up from people’s own opinions or tastes. |
90,374 | “Fuck you, Bibi … you sanctioned the murder of over 2,000 people this summer,” wrote Simone Zimmerman in the March 3, 2015 post. | “Fuck you, Bibi … you sanctioned the murder of over 2,000 people | this summer,” wrote Simone Zimmerman in the March 3, 2015 post. |
90,375 | The home of America's most famous assault against allegedly supernatural women has decided "Fuck it, let's just run with our biggest crime against the human race" as a tourist attraction. | The home of America's most famous assault against allegedly supernatural women has decided "Fuck it, | let's just run with our biggest crime against the human race" as a tourist attraction. |
90,376 | He has been spotted orchestrating pile-ons on Hillary Clinton’s Facebook page and firing off tweets reducing Clinton and her supporters to their vaginas. | He has been spotted orchestrating pile-ons on Hillary Clinton’s Facebook | page and firing off tweets reducing Clinton and her supporters to their vaginas. |
90,377 | Heck, who cares if the "neighbors" in question have a knife to your throat. | Heck, who cares if the "neighbors" | in question have a knife to your throat. |
90,378 | A sex tape, reportedly leaked by one of Trump’s aides, shows The Donald vigorously masturbating to his own reflection in a hotel mirror. | A sex tape, reportedly leaked by one of Trump’s aides, | shows The Donald vigorously masturbating to his own reflection in a hotel mirror. |
90,379 | When asked what person or group is pulling the strings to manipulate these “useful idiots,” he advised, “…follow the money…it’s coming from the far left progressive movement.” | When asked what person or group is pulling the strings to manipulate these “useful idiots,” he | advised, “…follow the money…it’s coming from the far left progressive movement.” |
90,380 | When I married my husband I knew exactly what he was - a surly, grumpy poophead. | When I married my husband I knew exactly what | he was - a surly, grumpy poophead. |
90,381 | Groening himself has said: “Disenchantment will be about life and death, love and sex, and how to keep laughing in a world full of suffering and idiots, despite what the elders and wizards and other jerks tell you.” | Groening himself has said: “Disenchantment will be about life and death, love and sex, and how to keep | laughing in a world full of suffering and idiots, despite what the elders and wizards and other jerks tell you.” |
90,382 | You can’t really appreciate how fucked this country really is until you see, as I did, hundreds of blue collar Americans sync up their primitive brains in a paranoid racist-hick seance, channeling White Power ideals through Reagan’s damned soul. | You can’t really appreciate how fucked this country really is until you see, as I did, hundreds of blue collar | Americans sync up their primitive brains in a paranoid racist-hick seance, channeling White Power ideals through Reagan’s damned soul. |
90,383 | "Your technique is pretty good, the best advice I can give you now is fuck around." | "Your technique is pretty good, the best advice | I can give you now is fuck around." |
90,384 | “We were bad Muslims, we deserved to die because we are homosexual and transgender. | “We were bad Muslims, we deserved | to die because we are homosexual and transgender. |
90,385 | If the sexual union produced a baby, it was baptized and then strangled and dumped into a lime pit in the basement. | If the sexual union produced a baby, it was baptized and | then strangled and dumped into a lime pit in the basement. |
90,386 | Kevin Chaney repeatedly would ask her to perform oral sex on him in the office, that he once blocked her from leaving after she rejected his request for oral sex, and that he once rubbed the zipper of her jeans with his hand. | Kevin Chaney repeatedly would ask her to perform oral sex on him in the office, that he once blocked her from leaving | after she rejected his request for oral sex, and that he once rubbed the zipper of her jeans with his hand. |
90,387 | Reading this, I'm not certain that Hagar wanted to have sex with Abram, in modern times one might call this rape. | Reading this, I'm not certain that Hagar wanted to have | sex with Abram, in modern times one might call this rape. |
90,388 | If I remember correctly, God was unhappy with humanity because they were being jerks, so he decided to flood them out. | If I remember correctly, God was unhappy with humanity because they | were being jerks, so he decided to flood them out. |
90,389 | Kelley apparently replaced his spouse with a Ruger AR-556 rifle, which he lovingly displayed on Facebook with the caption, “She’s a bad bitch.” | Kelley apparently replaced his spouse with a Ruger AR-556 rifle, which he lovingly | displayed on Facebook with the caption, “She’s a bad bitch.” |
90,390 | Others want to force raped women who become pregnant to have their child. | Others want to force raped women who | become pregnant to have their child. |
90,391 | When I got bitten by the iguana it felt like a mouse trap snapped on my balls. | When I got bitten by the iguana it felt | like a mouse trap snapped on my balls. |
90,392 | I want my daughter to have every possible choice when it comes to her body and her future, and I sincerely look forward to having detailed, embarrassing (for her, not me) talks about birds, bees and penises. | I want my daughter to have every possible choice when it comes to her body and her future, and I sincerely | look forward to having detailed, embarrassing (for her, not me) talks about birds, bees and penises. |
90,393 | An errant Les Bleus stud found its way to his groin, where it somehow managed to tear his scrotum, leaving one testicle hanging out. | An errant Les Bleus stud found its way to his groin, where | it somehow managed to tear his scrotum, leaving one testicle hanging out. |
90,394 | Why do I feel less secure when I have to submit meekly to having my genitals felt up by a man who (I hope) is taking no pleasure in his work? | Why do I feel less secure when I have to submit meekly to having my genitals felt | up by a man who (I hope) is taking no pleasure in his work? |
90,395 | Time to put a f*cking end this ridiculous farce of a marriage, the Democrats in my opinion are actually worse than the Republicans because at least the GOP is honest about what they are which is the earthly personification of Satan himself. | Time to put a f*cking end this ridiculous farce of a marriage, the Democrats in my opinion are actually worse than | the Republicans because at least the GOP is honest about what they are which is the earthly personification of Satan himself. |
90,396 | In my on-going effort to write people of color back into history, and write the truth, I’d like to celebrate by shifting the focus away from the bullshit Thanksgiving narrative we’ve been fed, and put the focus back on the native peoples. | In my on-going effort to write people of color back into history, and write the truth, I’d like to celebrate | by shifting the focus away from the bullshit Thanksgiving narrative we’ve been fed, and put the focus back on the native peoples. |
90,397 | Sure, the muscular, sunglasses-clad bunny was the NBA’s version of The Simpsons’ Poochie, an idiotic creature squeezed from the womb of bungling marketers who hoped to capitalize on the cachet of urban cool. | Sure, the muscular, sunglasses-clad bunny was the NBA’s version of The Simpsons’ Poochie, | an idiotic creature squeezed from the womb of bungling marketers who hoped to capitalize on the cachet of urban cool. |
90,398 | "Unite remains determined to operate ever more effectively within the law, even when that law is an ass and ill-serves our people. | "Unite remains determined to operate ever more effectively within the law, | even when that law is an ass and ill-serves our people. |
90,399 | He added that the albums’ processes weren’t “so equal, but it was the illusion of equal, so I think it fucked with everything.” | He added that the albums’ processes weren’t “so equal, but it | was the illusion of equal, so I think it fucked with everything.” |
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