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Consider this your daily reminder that airlines could not possibly give less of a crap about you.
Consider this your daily reminder that airlines could not
possibly give less of a crap about you.
90,401
Rockefeller of the white, who mocked Lil Wayne with the line, “You signed to one n*gga that signed to another n*gga that's signed to three n*ggas, now that's bad luck.”
Rockefeller of the white, who mocked Lil Wayne with the line, “You signed to one n*gga
that signed to another n*gga that's signed to three n*ggas, now that's bad luck.”
90,402
More like, ‘send this back, it’s not what I ordered’ or ‘Holy shit!
More like, ‘send this back, it’s
not what I ordered’ or ‘Holy shit!
90,403
#TheTriggering is the brainchild of Lauren Southern, an antifeminist activist/”journalist” whose activism seems to mostly consist of being a jerk to feminists. S
#TheTriggering is the brainchild of Lauren Southern, an antifeminist activist/”journalist”
whose activism seems to mostly consist of being a jerk to feminists. S
90,404
Bent on dissolving those pesky last few shreds of dignity, this gaggle decided to get in front of a video camera, in uniform and evidently while on duty during duty hours, and jig about like drunken morons.
Bent on dissolving those pesky last few shreds of dignity, this gaggle decided to get in front of a
video camera, in uniform and evidently while on duty during duty hours, and jig about like drunken morons.
90,405
With such hateful gems as “fuck Abraham Lincoln,” “I hate your gay, fag videos,” and “Niggers trash cars.
With such hateful gems as “fuck Abraham Lincoln,” “I
hate your gay, fag videos,” and “Niggers trash cars.
90,406
One of the MPs, Andrea Leadsom, who seems to be enthusiastically leading the witch hunt today is a vile feminist whore who I once reported on saying that men should not be nannies because they maybe paedophiles.
One of the MPs, Andrea Leadsom, who seems to be enthusiastically leading the witch hunt today is a
vile feminist whore who I once reported on saying that men should not be nannies because they maybe paedophiles.
90,407
Of course, it doesn’t hurt that the characters are all selfish idiots (lovable selfish idiots, but selfish idiots none the less) who often manipulate zealous causes for their own intentions.
Of course, it doesn’t hurt that the characters are all selfish idiots (lovable selfish idiots
, but selfish idiots none the less) who often manipulate zealous causes for their own intentions.
90,408
An Italian glamour model who offered oral sex to everyone who voted ‘no’ in the country’s referendum has announced dates of a country-wide tour where she promised to “go ahead” and fulfill her pledge.
An Italian glamour model who offered oral sex to everyone who voted ‘no’ in the country’s referendum has
announced dates of a country-wide tour where she promised to “go ahead” and fulfill her pledge.
90,409
On Saturday night, in one of his first announced public appearances since, uh, shit happened, Mayor Rob Ford was booed.
On Saturday night, in one of his first announced public appearances
since, uh, shit happened, Mayor Rob Ford was booed.
90,410
I kind of flipped my shit when you said it was in Derpbent because it has been my guilty pleasure ship forever :x
I kind of flipped my shit when you said it was
in Derpbent because it has been my guilty pleasure ship forever :x
90,411
Tonight, Sean Barber, an umpire new to major league baseball, put on one of the biggest shit shows I can remember witnessing.
Tonight, Sean Barber, an umpire new to major league baseball,
put on one of the biggest shit shows I can remember witnessing.
90,412
“A mother, she’s got it, she just does it, she feeds you and teaches you, she protects you, she takes care of shit,” C.K. explained.
“A mother, she’s got it, she just does it, she feeds you
and teaches you, she protects you, she takes care of shit,” C.K. explained.
90,413
Sometimes a member of the audience yells at the comedian “You suck!”
Sometimes a member of the audience yells
at the comedian “You suck!”
90,414
Therefore, to avoid having to change her clothes or underwear after taking a bath, she made a habit of evacuating any entrapped bathwater from her vagina prior to stepping out of the tub.
Therefore, to avoid having to change her clothes or underwear after taking a bath, she made
a habit of evacuating any entrapped bathwater from her vagina prior to stepping out of the tub.
90,415
2. MAKE SCISSORS OF SOMEONE: To masturbate a woman by simultaneously rubbing her clitoris with the thumb and her anus with the forefinger.
2. MAKE SCISSORS OF SOMEONE: To masturbate a woman by simultaneously
rubbing her clitoris with the thumb and her anus with the forefinger.
90,416
As anyone who employs people and writes checks will confirm, turning $1 into a $1.10 is a real bitch.
As anyone who employs people and writes checks will confirm,
turning $1 into a $1.10 is a real bitch.
90,417
NO BIMBO: Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton says she is 'living proof' that not all blondes are dumb.
NO BIMBO: Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton says she is
'living proof' that not all blondes are dumb.
90,418
is old, but it's pretty fun to watch so shut your whore mouth with the old comments.
is old, but it's pretty fun to watch
so shut your whore mouth with the old comments.
90,419
"To a very great degree, school is a place where children learn to be stupid." - John Holt
"To a very great degree, school is a place
where children learn to be stupid." - John Holt
90,420
Some women say stimulating a certain part of the vagina triggers powerful orgasms, but medics have not been able to pin down the exact location.
Some women say stimulating a certain part of the vagina triggers powerful orgasms
, but medics have not been able to pin down the exact location.
90,421
One is a Misfits shirt with skeleton hands going over the boobs (I'm not really a Misfits fan although I did see them once when I was tiny and underaged and my friend's band was opening for them).
One is a Misfits shirt with skeleton hands going over the boobs (I'm not really a Misfits fan although
I did see them once when I was tiny and underaged and my friend's band was opening for them).
90,422
Can you teach us how to be more like you while we buff your cock with this fine Sham-Wow?"
Can you teach us how to be more like you while
we buff your cock with this fine Sham-Wow?"
90,423
Here’s the wall and me 3 days later (Carl and Justin are real dicks) :
Here’s the wall and me 3 days later
(Carl and Justin are real dicks) :
90,424
"The liberal, America hating scumbags who now run DC Comics are just adding another feather in their cap with yet more anti-American culture and tradition jihad.
"The liberal, America hating scumbags who now run DC Comics are just adding
another feather in their cap with yet more anti-American culture and tradition jihad.
90,425
Bill Maher is a blatant bigot and racist who has no respect for the values UC Berkeley students and administration stand for.
Bill Maher is a blatant bigot and racist who has no
respect for the values UC Berkeley students and administration stand for.
90,426
When a lil girl wants to paint your nails… you better sit your butt down and let her ?
When a lil girl wants to paint your nails…
you better sit your butt down and let her ?
90,427
The notoriously shitty surface at MSG tends to increasingly make itself known as the weather outside gets more humid, but in this series, it'll be chalked up to the L-word.
The notoriously shitty surface at MSG tends to increasingly make itself known as the weather outside gets more
humid, but in this series, it'll be chalked up to the L-word.
90,428
After all, she expatiated, Trump wants to end all immigration to the U.S., he hates Muslims, he intends to launch a vendetta against Mexicans, he is an uneducated barbarian and an unscrupulous mountebank to boot.
After all, she expatiated, Trump wants to end all immigration to the U.S., he hates Muslims,
he intends to launch a vendetta against Mexicans, he is an uneducated barbarian and an unscrupulous mountebank to boot.
90,429
However, there are differences: the body, which has a shape much like a diamond, has a lower corner not as pointed, a dorsal which is not as tall as that of the spiky oreo, and there are spines along the warty oreo's anal fin.
However, there are differences: the body, which has a shape much like a diamond, has a lower corner not as pointed,
a dorsal which is not as tall as that of the spiky oreo, and there are spines along the warty oreo's anal fin.
90,430
Some are only just alive, with knife or gunshot wounds to the thighs, genitals or pelvis.
Some are only just alive, with knife or
gunshot wounds to the thighs, genitals or pelvis.
90,431
The rape of the 27-year-old only ended when she escaped to a neighbour's house screaming: "He's battered and raped me".
The rape of the 27-year-old only ended when she escaped to a
neighbour's house screaming: "He's battered and raped me".
90,432
In the videos, which you can see below, Boll eloquently says, "So, basically, my message is f*** yourselves.
In the videos, which you can see below, Boll eloquently says,
"So, basically, my message is f*** yourselves.
90,433
Shit My Students Write is a place for decontextualized (and hilariously misguided) attempts at intellectual insight.
Shit My Students Write is a place for decontextualized
(and hilariously misguided) attempts at intellectual insight.
90,434
I had never heard of the alt-right or any of that stuff—even white nationalism—I don’t know about that shit.
I had never heard of the alt-right or any of that
stuff—even white nationalism—I don’t know about that shit.
90,435
Hooton was also a public figure well known for popular volumes with titles like Up From the Ape , Young Man, You are Normal , and Apes, Men, and Morons .
Hooton was also a public figure well known for popular volumes with titles like Up From the
Ape , Young Man, You are Normal , and Apes, Men, and Morons .
90,436
"They will come for you and drag you into the streets and kill you."
"They will come for you and drag
you into the streets and kill you."
90,437
First we're going to start hitting back, then we're going to start hitting first -- like they do -- and suddenly this stew of cowards, pussies, and wannabe thugs is going to understand in a hurry why every stable society outlaws political violence.
First we're going to start hitting back, then we're going to start hitting first -- like they do -- and suddenly
this stew of cowards, pussies, and wannabe thugs is going to understand in a hurry why every stable society outlaws political violence.
90,438
The start of life on earth and its evolution have always puzzled simple peoples and some of them are known to believe that there used to be teeth inside a vagina, in the olden times.
The start of life on earth and its evolution have always puzzled simple peoples and some of them
are known to believe that there used to be teeth inside a vagina, in the olden times.
90,439
I refuse to hang out with his friends, because I think that they are narrow-minded morons.
I refuse to hang out with his friends, because
I think that they are narrow-minded morons.
90,440
I am so confused as to the fact that such a high percentage of Americans are either really stupid or incredibly bigoted.”
I am so confused as to the fact that such a high
percentage of Americans are either really stupid or incredibly bigoted.”
90,441
I wont offer-up my throat & p***y out like another so-called Celtic Warrior.
I wont offer-up my throat &
p***y out like another so-called Celtic Warrior.
90,442
"Dallas Sucks" are two words that often appear in the comment section here at Bleeding Green Nation.
"Dallas Sucks" are two words that often appear
in the comment section here at Bleeding Green Nation.
90,443
It is an integral, functioning, important component of a man’s penis.
It is an integral, functioning,
important component of a man’s penis.
90,444
That night, while in police custody, she told a close friend, "I'm glad the bitch is dead''.
That night, while in police custody, she told a close
friend, "I'm glad the bitch is dead''.
90,445
In the knowing company of her acquaintances, the victim had to endure insults including “I wanted to kill your mother”, “I bet you show men p*ssy and b**bs to get boosted“, and “your b**bs are nonexistent”.
In the knowing company of her acquaintances, the victim had to endure insults including “I wanted to kill your mother”
, “I bet you show men p*ssy and b**bs to get boosted“, and “your b**bs are nonexistent”.
90,446
On the video, Roman said he had a “chopper on deck,” referring to the rifle, which he patted and said, “Yes, I had got that bitch ready, one in the chamber, where they at?”
On the video, Roman said he had a “chopper on deck,” referring to the rifle, which he patted
and said, “Yes, I had got that bitch ready, one in the chamber, where they at?”
90,447
But according to German aerospace experts, the photos supposedly proving North Korea’s technological prowess only proved that, once again, North Korea is shit at Photoshop.
But according to German aerospace experts, the photos supposedly proving North Korea’s technological
prowess only proved that, once again, North Korea is shit at Photoshop.
90,448
Shocker.According to TJ -- who proved his abs were 100% legit last night in Hollywood by lifting up his shirt -- the real secret behind a chiseled stomach isn't busting your ass on some trendy machine ...
Shocker.According to TJ -- who proved his abs were 100% legit last night in Hollywood by lifting
up his shirt -- the real secret behind a chiseled stomach isn't busting your ass on some trendy machine ...
90,449
Here’s why that’s horseshit, especially for myself: I’m a proud and out bi/pan woman.
Here’s why that’s horseshit, especially for myself:
I’m a proud and out bi/pan woman.
90,450
She said he also forced her to touch his penis over his clothing and then exposed his penis to her.
She said he also forced her to touch his penis
over his clothing and then exposed his penis to her.
90,451
"I'm only an abstract imaginary foil written to sound like an idiot and even I know that's really stupid" ~ Kenfoilhat ( previous
"I'm only an abstract imaginary foil written to sound like an
idiot and even I know that's really stupid" ~ Kenfoilhat ( previous
90,452
On page 60, under the heading "My Semen Taste," Oz explains that his semen "tastes nice."
On page 60, under the heading "My Semen Taste
," Oz explains that his semen "tastes nice."
90,453
“A dickhead makes everything about them,” Enoka was quoted as saying on the Wales Online website.
“A dickhead makes everything about them,” Enoka
was quoted as saying on the Wales Online website.
90,454
That needs viewing in the context of the total burden on our energy bills – which Cameron calls Green Crap.
That needs viewing in the context of the total burden
on our energy bills – which Cameron calls Green Crap.
90,455
RELATED: Bill Burr to fleeing celebrities: “Get the f**k outta here.”
RELATED: Bill Burr to fleeing celebrities:
“Get the f**k outta here.”
90,456
That was a shitty, rainy week in DC—Washington’s next game, a series opener against the Phillies on May 12, was also rained out.
That was a shitty, rainy week in DC—Washington’s next game,
a series opener against the Phillies on May 12, was also rained out.
90,457
He had already had sex with her 24-year-old friend and said his penis might have been poking out of his underwear after that sexual encounter when he tripped on the 18-year-old
He had already had sex with her 24-year-old friend and said his penis might have
been poking out of his underwear after that sexual encounter when he tripped on the 18-year-old
90,458
I imagine they are in that room of magical bullshit inventions from Men in Black that will change the world if they ever got out because they would sure change mine.
I imagine they are in that room of magical bullshit inventions from Men in Black that
will change the world if they ever got out because they would sure change mine.
90,459
What is it about Taylor Swift that inspires such extraordinarily bitchy and unsavoury reaction?
What is it about Taylor Swift that
inspires such extraordinarily bitchy and unsavoury reaction?
90,460
Just, you know, be nosy and look into the lives of private people for their own shits and giggles.
Just, you know, be nosy and look into the
lives of private people for their own shits and giggles.
90,461
So for example, if a white, female journalist tweets that she "literally could not give a shit about" the representation of black women on Lena Dunham's TV show Girls, she will face a chorus of tweets telling her to "check her privilege".
So for example, if a white, female journalist tweets that she "literally could not give a shit about" the representation of
black women on Lena Dunham's TV show Girls, she will face a chorus of tweets telling her to "check her privilege".
90,462
This is so pathetic that Republicans are all over T.V. saying Sessions should recuse himself.
This is so pathetic that Republicans are all
over T.V. saying Sessions should recuse himself.
90,463
I mean, who has ever licked a sledgehammer and rode atop a wrecking ball completely naked?
I mean, who has ever licked a sledgehammer
and rode atop a wrecking ball completely naked?
90,464
His biggest claim to fame, however, is as computer technician Dennis Nedry in Jurassic Park, aka the asshole who sets in motion the whole plot by trying to steal some baby dinosaurs.
His biggest claim to fame, however, is as computer technician Dennis Nedry in Jurassic Park,
aka the asshole who sets in motion the whole plot by trying to steal some baby dinosaurs.
90,465
“The president is a moron,” Killam, 35, told Brooklyn Magazine this week.
“The president is a moron,” Killam
, 35, told Brooklyn Magazine this week.
90,466
Plus many not safe for children topics including penis keep-away...wait what?
Plus many not safe for children topics including
penis keep-away...wait what?
90,467
It’s basically a medicinal, herbal steam facial for your vagina, according to NaturalNews.
It’s basically a medicinal, herbal steam
facial for your vagina, according to NaturalNews.
90,468
Yesterday was the only day we work this week and as of today your favorite rambling asshole right here is on HIATUS!
Yesterday was the only day we work this week and as
of today your favorite rambling asshole right here is on HIATUS!
90,469
Irked by comments Bret Bielema made during a summer convention in front of Texas high school coaches, Kingsbury sounded off on the Razorbacks' coach, saying his counterpart "just got his ass kicked."
Irked by comments Bret Bielema made during a summer convention in front of Texas high school coaches, Kingsbury
sounded off on the Razorbacks' coach, saying his counterpart "just got his ass kicked."
90,470
He and two other teammates allegedly attacked a mentally disabled teammate by putting a coat hanger in his rectum and kicking it in.
He and two other teammates allegedly attacked a mentally disabled teammate by
putting a coat hanger in his rectum and kicking it in.
90,471
And the reason is because big penises were nothing to be proud of back in ancient Greece and Rome.
And the reason is because big penises were nothing to
be proud of back in ancient Greece and Rome.
90,472
It isn't some poor pathetic schmuck sitting around in his room moping about why life has to be so hard.
It isn't some poor pathetic schmuck sitting around in his
room moping about why life has to be so hard.
90,473
President Trump is hard at work to fix the disaster that idiot clown Obama left America in.
President Trump is hard at work to fix the
disaster that idiot clown Obama left America in.
90,474
The Slim Jim women touch each other sexually with the “meat sticks” (an obvious phallic referent).
The Slim Jim women touch each other sexually with the
“meat sticks” (an obvious phallic referent).
90,475
In this video, CNN Associate Producer, Jimmy Carr trashes American voters by calling them ‘stupid as sh*t’.
In this video, CNN Associate Producer, Jimmy Carr trashes
American voters by calling them ‘stupid as sh*t’.
90,476
This cringe-worthy abomination of stupidity makes you want to get out and hit these people directly into their face.
This cringe-worthy abomination of stupidity makes you want to
get out and hit these people directly into their face.
90,477
When he saw his buddy getting his ass kicked, this elephant immediately ran in to protect his human.
When he saw his buddy getting his ass kicked,
this elephant immediately ran in to protect his human.
90,478
Brophy lifted the man’s gown and performed and placed his mouth on the man’s penis.
Brophy lifted the man’s gown and performed and
placed his mouth on the man’s penis.
90,479
Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic, you name it.”
Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic
, Islamaphobic, you name it.”
90,480
This is where our glorious brotherhood of only slightly drunken bastards hold their weekly meetings.
This is where our glorious brotherhood of only
slightly drunken bastards hold their weekly meetings.
90,481
At one point, Neil tells the audience, “we have an idiot on the show tonight.”
At one point, Neil tells the audience, “
we have an idiot on the show tonight.”
90,482
"So was just looking through my phone and turns out these good c---s took some banger selfies after they took my drunk ass home," Reece wrote.
"So was just looking through my phone and turns out these good c---s
took some banger selfies after they took my drunk ass home," Reece wrote.
90,483
When John Oliver tore into coal baron Bob Murray back in June, he knew a lawsuit was likely; he even prepared for the possibility by bringing out someone in a squirrel costume, who pre-emptively told Murray to “eat shit.”
When John Oliver tore into coal baron Bob Murray back in June, he knew a lawsuit was likely; he even prepared
for the possibility by bringing out someone in a squirrel costume, who pre-emptively told Murray to “eat shit.”
90,484
“This is where I look like an idiot in five years, but I just don’t care,” he laughs.
“This is where I look like an idiot in five years
, but I just don’t care,” he laughs.
90,485
Black transwomen are most likely killed by an acquaintance, a significant other, or pushed into a deadly circumstance created by family rejection.
Black transwomen are most likely killed by an acquaintance, a significant
other, or pushed into a deadly circumstance created by family rejection.
90,486
It is downright harmful, because it creates a false sense of security … Complete bullshit.
It is downright harmful, because it creates
a false sense of security … Complete bullshit.
90,487
MILO then simply said, “f*** you, how dare you call me a white supremacist!”
MILO then simply said, “f*** you
, how dare you call me a white supremacist!”
90,488
A British porn star has insured his penis for $1 million (£640,000), it has been revealed.
A British porn star has insured his penis for $
1 million (£640,000), it has been revealed.
90,489
Someone needs to assassinate Donald trump — Elizabeth (@boho1899) January 27, 2017
Someone needs to assassinate Donald trump —
Elizabeth (@boho1899) January 27, 2017
90,490
During a night out, she caught him getting another girl’s number and said: “That’s some lowlife shit.”
During a night out, she caught him getting another girl’s
number and said: “That’s some lowlife shit.”
90,491
This beautifully idyllic criminal vision could have been the future, if it wasn’t for the damn meddling Danes.
This beautifully idyllic criminal vision could have been the future
, if it wasn’t for the damn meddling Danes.
90,492
On December 30th, a video circulated online of Azealia Banks, clad in safety goggles and a headscarf, surrounded by feathers and black junk.
On December 30th, a video circulated online of Azealia Banks, clad
in safety goggles and a headscarf, surrounded by feathers and black junk.
90,493
What if I were to brutally stab someone or shoot someone or harm my wife?
What if I were to brutally stab someone
or shoot someone or harm my wife?
90,494
They've got the same shit over there they got here, but it's just a little different.”"
They've got the same shit over there they got here
, but it's just a little different.”"
90,495
Of how he made my life in an otherwise shitty decade – memorable.
Of how he made my life in
an otherwise shitty decade – memorable.
90,496
Hell hath no fury like the first female presidential candidate for a major political party scorned by a popular NBC personality who was actually a scumbag.
Hell hath no fury like the first female presidential candidate for a major
political party scorned by a popular NBC personality who was actually a scumbag.
90,497
Donald Trump’s administration is already corrupt as fuck, and he hasn’t even moved his gold-plated bidet into the White House yet.
Donald Trump’s administration is already corrupt as fuck, and he has
n’t even moved his gold-plated bidet into the White House yet.
90,498
That’s concrete,” said local pedestrian Frank Brogden, who shook his head while pondering why the dumbshit California black oak was stupid enough to believe its saplings could grow in an area devoid of soil, nutrients, and water.
That’s concrete,” said local pedestrian Frank Brogden, who shook his head while pondering why the dumbshit California black
oak was stupid enough to believe its saplings could grow in an area devoid of soil, nutrients, and water.
90,499
“And then he apologized like a little baby, like a disgusting, little, weak, pathetic baby.
“And then he apologized like a little baby,
like a disgusting, little, weak, pathetic baby.