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Anthony Weiner used the name ‘Carlos Danger’ when he would email pictures of his penis via Yahoo.”
Anthony Weiner used the name ‘Carlos Danger’ when
he would email pictures of his penis via Yahoo.”
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she’s a skanky, lying sociopathic murderer from a family of camera hungry hicks
she’s a skanky, lying sociopathic
murderer from a family of camera hungry hicks
90,602
"When you're in the recording studio do you ever think, 'Hey, what if I don't make something shitty?'"
"When you're in the recording studio do you ever think,
'Hey, what if I don't make something shitty?'"
90,603
He lectured and insulted a Virginia restaurant owner who offered discounts to gun-toting customers, calling the promotion "cynical" and "idiotic."
He lectured and insulted a Virginia restaurant owner who offered discounts to gun-
toting customers, calling the promotion "cynical" and "idiotic."
90,604
Anyway, she was having an affair with this man who, every time they had sex, would show her his wedding photos after they fucked.
Anyway, she was having an affair with this man who, every time
they had sex, would show her his wedding photos after they fucked.
90,605
What's the absolute dumbest Star Trek movie plot you can think of?
What's the absolute dumbest Star Trek
movie plot you can think of?
90,606
coloring gimpmy dad was impressed by how i colored terezi's glassesTerezi is my fav troll shes clever and smart and very skilled for an average trollignore the shitty background still practicing with gimp )Xhomestuck Andrew hussie
coloring gimpmy dad was impressed by how i colored terezi's glassesTerezi is my fav troll shes clever
and smart and very skilled for an average trollignore the shitty background still practicing with gimp )Xhomestuck Andrew hussie
90,607
And this month, those sneakers are slathered in cow shit on the cover of Texas Monthly.
And this month, those sneakers are slathered in
cow shit on the cover of Texas Monthly.
90,608
Despite signing a pledge to remove "hate speech" within 24 hours, Facebook is refusing to delete a page entitled "I Want to F**king Kill Donald Trump" that has been online for almost two months.
Despite signing a pledge to remove "hate speech" within 24 hours, Facebook is refusing to delete a
page entitled "I Want to F**king Kill Donald Trump" that has been online for almost two months.
90,609
"Anonymous" is considered a bunch of stupid kids and attention whores.
"Anonymous" is considered a bunch
of stupid kids and attention whores.
90,610
He was also heard to call her and British No1 Johanna Konta “fucking bitches” in an outburst that led to his provisional suspension by the International Tennis Federation (ITF) and expulsion from the competition being held in Constanța, Romania.
He was also heard to call her and British No1 Johanna Konta “fucking bitches” in an outburst that led to
his provisional suspension by the International Tennis Federation (ITF) and expulsion from the competition being held in Constanța, Romania.
90,611
hm okay yeah lemme think a sec– YEAH I’M FUCKING SURE. cuz getting sexually harassed seems to be a constant, but having the opportunity to do something about it is rare.”
hm okay yeah lemme think a sec– YEAH I’M FUCKING SURE. cuz getting sexually harassed seems
to be a constant, but having the opportunity to do something about it is rare.”
90,612
This is dedicated to the rap-rock band that started this shit… When I first heard this song, that shit hit me right the fuck here [points to heart].
This is dedicated to the rap-rock band that started this shit… When I first
heard this song, that shit hit me right the fuck here [points to heart].
90,613
Rowling wrapped a week of battling trolls on Twitter — who were coming at her for her political beliefs — by implying that one of them has a small penis.
Rowling wrapped a week of battling trolls on Twitter — who were coming at her
for her political beliefs — by implying that one of them has a small penis.
90,614
"Somebody is leaking this crap, and it's putting people like me in a terrible spot," Graham added.
"Somebody is leaking this crap, and it's putting
people like me in a terrible spot," Graham added.
90,615
Her parents were so upset that Leonarda’s mother allegedly cursed the young couple.
Her parents were so upset that Leonarda
’s mother allegedly cursed the young couple.
90,616
He’s the one who hooked me on heroin so he could continue to rape me whenever he wanted to.’
He’s the one who hooked me on heroin so he
could continue to rape me whenever he wanted to.’
90,617
He’s famous for singing to the French after the Charlie Hebdo assault by radical Islamic terrorists in what many saw as an idiotic gesture.
He’s famous for singing to the French after the Charlie Hebdo assault
by radical Islamic terrorists in what many saw as an idiotic gesture.
90,618
First off, you ought to be ashamed of yourself because I’m pretty darn amazing all-around and am especially good with kids (let me hang out with your dumb idiot kids!)
First off, you ought to be ashamed of yourself because I’m pretty darn amazing all-
around and am especially good with kids (let me hang out with your dumb idiot kids!)
90,619
>a happy smirk spreads across her toothy jaws >before you can blink, Salazzle dives headfirst under the sheets >as you let the covers drop back down, you feel her start to turn around by your leg >fuck, were the rumors true?
>a happy smirk spreads across her toothy jaws >before you can blink, Salazzle dives headfirst under the sheets >as you
let the covers drop back down, you feel her start to turn around by your leg >fuck, were the rumors true?
90,620
I wanted to have a talk with him to try to understand why he would hit me, strangle me and anally penetrate me without my consent," she said.
I wanted to have a talk with him to try to understand why he would hit
me, strangle me and anally penetrate me without my consent," she said.
90,621
CHILDREN who show the early signs of bad behaviour are said to be directly linked to being ‘spoiled little shits’, new research suggests today.
CHILDREN who show the early signs of bad behaviour are said to be directly
linked to being ‘spoiled little shits’, new research suggests today.
90,622
Marshall McLuhan then tells the guy he's an idiot, and that he "know[s] nothing of my work."
Marshall McLuhan then tells the guy he's an idiot,
and that he "know[s] nothing of my work."
90,623
Islamic terrorists struck Paris again, slaughtering people at a rock concert and in nearby restaurants.
Islamic terrorists struck Paris again, slaughtering people
at a rock concert and in nearby restaurants.
90,624
Set I: AC/DC Bag > Moma Dance, Possum, Corrina, Sand, Halley’s Comet > Funky Bitch, Sample in a Jar, Roses Are Free > My Friend, My Friend, Slave To The Traffic Light (77 minutes)
Set I: AC/DC Bag > Moma Dance, Possum, Corrina, Sand, Halley’s Comet > Funky Bitch,
Sample in a Jar, Roses Are Free > My Friend, My Friend, Slave To The Traffic Light (77 minutes)
90,625
And there's the money shot of Serena pictured topless with her arms covering her breasts and wearing a thong.
And there's the money shot of Serena pictured topless
with her arms covering her breasts and wearing a thong.
90,626
You'll just have to settle for playing a handful of games on your non-Limited Edition Zelda 3DS like a bunch of suckers.
You'll just have to settle for playing a handful of games on
your non-Limited Edition Zelda 3DS like a bunch of suckers.
90,627
I know a lot of men on here are bitter as f**k, but do not ever appear to be misogynistic to women if you’re trying to get laid.
I know a lot of men on here are bitter as f**k, but do
not ever appear to be misogynistic to women if you’re trying to get laid.
90,628
They are claiming we are blacks and we should leave their country.
They are claiming we are blacks
and we should leave their country.
90,629
When he got to the friends house, he took off his pants and saw that he had “shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks.”
When he got to the friends house, he took off his pants and saw that he
had “shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks.”
90,630
"The ETU has subjected my family, staff and myself to appalling treatment, including these comments on the ETU page from [secretary] Peter Simpson: 'Rob is a compulsive liar, a rat, a megalomaniac'," he said.
"The ETU has subjected my family, staff and myself to appalling treatment, including these comments on the ETU page from
[secretary] Peter Simpson: 'Rob is a compulsive liar, a rat, a megalomaniac'," he said.
90,631
Other popular emotional messages included, ‘thank you’, ‘thanks’, ‘you suck’, and ‘f*ck you’.
Other popular emotional messages included, ‘thank you’, ‘thanks
’, ‘you suck’, and ‘f*ck you’.
90,632
Partick Thistle fan Black also blasts Celtic fans during a match in October 2013 saying: “I’ve only just realised - I really f***** hate Celtic” and “Celtic, yer a joke!
Partick Thistle fan Black also blasts Celtic fans during a match in October 2013 saying: “I’ve only just
realised - I really f***** hate Celtic” and “Celtic, yer a joke!
90,633
Give me clean, beautiful and healthy air – not the same old climate change (global warming) bullshit!
Give me clean, beautiful and healthy air – not
the same old climate change (global warming) bullshit!
90,634
Many Android devices ship with a default home screen launcher that, frankly, kind of sucks.
Many Android devices ship with a default home screen
launcher that, frankly, kind of sucks.
90,635
"I wanted to actually fight back against those who think Israel and the Jewish people should not exist."
"I wanted to actually fight back against those who
think Israel and the Jewish people should not exist."
90,636
Jeb hopes we've all forgotten by now how much his brother sucked that one time for eight years.
Jeb hopes we've all forgotten by now how much
his brother sucked that one time for eight years.
90,637
When he refused, someone in the car took out a revolver and shot him in the neck.
When he refused, someone in the car took
out a revolver and shot him in the neck.
90,638
A jealous ex-boyfriend went into a rage and smashed his one-time gal pal’s sex toy to smithereens.
A jealous ex-boyfriend went into a rage and smashed
his one-time gal pal’s sex toy to smithereens.
90,639
Of the 118 penile cancer patients, 45 percent reported having had sex with animals, compared to 32 percent of healthy men.
Of the 118 penile cancer patients, 45 percent reported having had
sex with animals, compared to 32 percent of healthy men.
90,640
This workshop is for women interested in learning fanatstic techniques for oral sex on a penis.
This workshop is for women interested in learning
fanatstic techniques for oral sex on a penis.
90,641
Due to the padding this bra gives me a bit of oomph to my boobs and makes them seem almost a little bigger than they actually are.
Due to the padding this bra gives me a bit of oomph to my
boobs and makes them seem almost a little bigger than they actually are.
90,642
And it was not without its share of drama, from disappearing moobs to exploding boobs.
And it was not without its share of
drama, from disappearing moobs to exploding boobs.
90,643
For two lawyers who supposedly specialize in media and First Amendment law, these guys were so full of stupid I'm embarrassed for them.
For two lawyers who supposedly specialize in media and First Amendment law,
these guys were so full of stupid I'm embarrassed for them.
90,644
They imprisoned survivors in rooms filled with corpses and made women and girls sex slaves.
They imprisoned survivors in rooms filled with corpses
and made women and girls sex slaves.
90,645
At times, there was no fabric whatsoever – just millions of pointy nipples.
At times, there was no fabric
whatsoever – just millions of pointy nipples.
90,646
You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces, your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand.
You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with
rat blood and feces, your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand.
90,647
Normally a woman doesn't want a hand on her breasts like this uninvited.
Normally a woman doesn't want a
hand on her breasts like this uninvited.
90,648
When the cop is asked for his name he responds, "go fuck yourself."
When the cop is asked for his name
he responds, "go fuck yourself."
90,649
When the Madonna melts the vaginal scent starts to mix with the holy water.
When the Madonna melts the vaginal scent
starts to mix with the holy water.
90,650
Are we just so fucking offended that we need to deem these women as dirty, sexual, pornographical, vulgar?
Are we just so fucking offended that we need to deem
these women as dirty, sexual, pornographical, vulgar?
90,651
Learn it already you idiot!" - Misaka from Toaru Kagaku no Railgun
Learn it already you idiot!"
- Misaka from Toaru Kagaku no Railgun
90,652
It's a channel whose viewer demographic consists exclusively of men sitting on the edge of a hotel bed impatiently waiting for their girlfriend to finish in the shower so they can go and have a shit.
It's a channel whose viewer demographic consists exclusively of men sitting on the edge of a hotel bed
impatiently waiting for their girlfriend to finish in the shower so they can go and have a shit.
90,653
She shouted 'your f**king dog is annoying' and then said 'I will f***ing kill your dog'.
She shouted 'your f**king dog is annoying' and
then said 'I will f***ing kill your dog'.
90,654
I know you need to place your legs in wide stances to give ample room to your massive testicles, which you have inherited after generations of Darwinism have assured only the largest and best scrotum survive.
I know you need to place your legs in wide stances to give ample room to your massive testicles
, which you have inherited after generations of Darwinism have assured only the largest and best scrotum survive.
90,655
This month has been no exception, as he has taken to Facebook to belittle the members of the Jewish community with a post that refers to them as “fucking Jews.”
This month has been no exception, as he has taken to Facebook to belittle the members
of the Jewish community with a post that refers to them as “fucking Jews.”
90,656
A penis in the sky pic.twitter.com/SM8k1tNYaj — Anahi Torres (@anahi_torres_) November 16, 2017
A penis in the sky pic.twitter.com/SM8k1tNYaj — Anahi
Torres (@anahi_torres_) November 16, 2017
90,657
Messege OFT about it if you want to. but still. this is fucking great.
Messege OFT about it if you want to
. but still. this is fucking great.
90,658
But most of us should agree, at least, that there are few beer experiences more satisfying than discovering a wonderfully flavorful, balanced new beer that won’t knock you on your ass if you drink two of them in succession.
But most of us should agree, at least, that there are few beer experiences more satisfying than discovering a wonderfully
flavorful, balanced new beer that won’t knock you on your ass if you drink two of them in succession.
90,659
Simply put, there are just some things that are appropriate to do — and have done to you — as a mentor that just wouldn’t be appropriate as a fuck buddy, and vice versa.
Simply put, there are just some things that are appropriate to do — and have done to you
— as a mentor that just wouldn’t be appropriate as a fuck buddy, and vice versa.
90,660
Mary's Hospital in Pierre, where he was strapped to a bed while a catheter was forced into his penis so that officers could obtain a urine sample.
Mary's Hospital in Pierre, where he was strapped to a bed while a
catheter was forced into his penis so that officers could obtain a urine sample.
90,661
“I hate Islam,” Rosenthal told a reporter for Miami’s ABC affiliate.
“I hate Islam,” Rosenthal told
a reporter for Miami’s ABC affiliate.
90,662
Inherit an X from mom and a Y from dad, and develop testes and a penis.
Inherit an X from mom and a Y from
dad, and develop testes and a penis.
90,663
A joker was arrested after he waved a sausage roll near his groin and fooled a passer-by into thinking he was exposing his penis.
A joker was arrested after he waved a sausage roll near his groin
and fooled a passer-by into thinking he was exposing his penis.
90,664
Pharmaceutical (These were drugs intended to help humans….. instead…. oh crap!
Pharmaceutical (These were drugs intended to help
humans….. instead…. oh crap!
90,665
You has been haxoredeszed by sum dumb 17 year old by accident...
You has been haxoredeszed by sum
dumb 17 year old by accident...
90,666
(I didn’t pull that number out of my ass, it’s how much I’d save each month by getting rid of my Subaru Forester.)
(I didn’t pull that number out of my ass, it’s how
much I’d save each month by getting rid of my Subaru Forester.)
90,667
Of all the things I learned that day, it’s that I’m kind of an asshole.
Of all the things I learned that day,
it’s that I’m kind of an asshole.
90,668
A baby boy was born with two penises and one of them was on his back.
A baby boy was born with two penises
and one of them was on his back.
90,669
The letters contain swastikas and texts like "You will soon receive important visitors, pigs" and "Islam is the devil's religion".
The letters contain swastikas and texts like "You will soon receive important
visitors, pigs" and "Islam is the devil's religion".
90,670
“What are you F*cking retarded?”, ran one of the punchlines on Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell, which screened on the ABC on April 2.
“What are you F*cking retarded?”, ran one of the punchlines on
Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell, which screened on the ABC on April 2.
90,671
Student, 19, sliced off his own penis after stabbing his mother while high on meow meow and was found hanging out of a window with blood gushing from his groin
Student, 19, sliced off his own penis after stabbing his mother while high on
meow meow and was found hanging out of a window with blood gushing from his groin
90,672
With all these idiotic anti-vax parents out there, you know the next generation of recruits is going to be a biological weapon in of itself filled with ancient bacterias and antibiotic resistant pandemics.
With all these idiotic anti-vax parents out there, you know the next generation of recruits
is going to be a biological weapon in of itself filled with ancient bacterias and antibiotic resistant pandemics.
90,673
And if we were in an infomercial I would try to convince you that picking them up from the store is really fucking hard.
And if we were in an infomercial I would try to convince
you that picking them up from the store is really fucking hard.
90,674
After calling each other a "pain in the ass," Caleb's pent-up frustrations tumble out of his mouth in a shocking sweet confession of love.
After calling each other a "pain in the ass," Caleb's pent
-up frustrations tumble out of his mouth in a shocking sweet confession of love.
90,675
“Whether you come by sea, or by air – you will be crushed, you will be crushed.
“Whether you come by sea, or by air
– you will be crushed, you will be crushed.
90,676
Worse yet, hes probably just made the rich guy richer with the shite he just bought at inflated price.
Worse yet, hes probably just made the rich guy
richer with the shite he just bought at inflated price.
90,677
If black Americans want the N-word to die, they will have to kill it themselves.
If black Americans want the N-word to
die, they will have to kill it themselves.
90,678
Sex workers there would open their legs wide or display their breasts from nearby balconies to attract business.
Sex workers there would open their legs wide or
display their breasts from nearby balconies to attract business.
90,679
is as hateful, troubling, and potentially dangerous as it's always been, but because in this day and age—to a kike like me, at least—it's just fucking boring.
is as hateful, troubling, and potentially dangerous as it's always been, but because in this
day and age—to a kike like me, at least—it's just fucking boring.
90,680
"As a man, honestly, that shit hurt ... and not because it was Drake, it could have been any man.
"As a man, honestly, that shit hurt ... and
not because it was Drake, it could have been any man.
90,681
and at 1 minute 15 seconds in she warns the Tall demonstrator that he’d better leave or his friend will “get his ass raped!”
and at 1 minute 15 seconds in she warns the Tall demonstrator that he
’d better leave or his friend will “get his ass raped!”
90,682
“Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face bitches alive,” standup comic Jimmy Carr asserted.
“Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet
-face bitches alive,” standup comic Jimmy Carr asserted.
90,683
The new shit sounds awesome, but given BDM’s track record, that’s about as surprising as the fact that the sun came up this morning.
The new shit sounds awesome, but given BDM’s track record, that
’s about as surprising as the fact that the sun came up this morning.
90,684
“Tell them all to go f*ck themselves,” he said of inquiring news editors.
“Tell them all to go f*ck themselves
,” he said of inquiring news editors.
90,685
Her mother, Faiza Din, leaned in to the mask covering her daughter’s mouth and nose.
Her mother, Faiza Din, leaned in to
the mask covering her daughter’s mouth and nose.
90,686
homosexuality to incest and pedophilia–are insulting to a large number of Americans, particularly many who worked long and hard to bring Obama to the White House.
homosexuality to incest and pedophilia–are insulting to a large number of Americans,
particularly many who worked long and hard to bring Obama to the White House.
90,687
The trailer has been getting a lot of great response and we really, really appreciate that- but if you have a problem with any aspect of the production, fuck you.
The trailer has been getting a lot of great response and we really, really appreciate
that- but if you have a problem with any aspect of the production, fuck you.
90,688
Hope you’ll continue so I can see what the little blond b**ch is going to get.
Hope you’ll continue so I can see what
the little blond b**ch is going to get.
90,689
The victim fought off Pujayasa by trying to stab him in the genitals with a corkscrew.
The victim fought off Pujayasa by trying to
stab him in the genitals with a corkscrew.
90,690
"No one could quite believe a bloke like him, with all that money, would be moronic enough to nick a toilet seat.
"No one could quite believe a bloke like him, with all
that money, would be moronic enough to nick a toilet seat.
90,691
Hello there fellow (m)other(f)ucking ho(a)rd(s), life has been rough on you lately, hasn’t it?
Hello there fellow (m)other(f)ucking ho(a)rd(s), life has
been rough on you lately, hasn’t it?
90,692
Prof Blasts 'Inhuman' White People, Endorses Idea EMT's Should've Let Scalise Die
Prof Blasts 'Inhuman' White People,
Endorses Idea EMT's Should've Let Scalise Die
90,693
“Women are raped and murdered, and for this we need to kill all men.
“Women are raped and murdered, and
for this we need to kill all men.
90,694
You had to ask him for help when you did something stupid on the computers.
You had to ask him for help when
you did something stupid on the computers.
90,695
Jonah Falcon's 13.5-inch penis is longer than your average wine bottle and about as thick.
Jonah Falcon's 13.5-inch penis is longer than
your average wine bottle and about as thick.
90,696
For the next ten minutes he relentlessly pummeled the pro-Leave lobby - whom he characterized as oafs and liars - and also ex-British Prime Minister David Cameron, whom he called a 'pig-f***er'.
For the next ten minutes he relentlessly pummeled the pro-Leave lobby - whom he characterized as oafs and liars
- and also ex-British Prime Minister David Cameron, whom he called a 'pig-f***er'.
90,697
Christ Bearer, Signed By The RZA In 1998, Cut Off His Own Penis In Apparent Suicide Attempt
Christ Bearer, Signed By The RZA In 1998
, Cut Off His Own Penis In Apparent Suicide Attempt
90,698
The New York Times columnist stated flatly that Murray is “most famous for arguing that blacks are genetically inferior to whites.”
The New York Times columnist stated flatly that Murray is “most
famous for arguing that blacks are genetically inferior to whites.”
90,699
The Breitbart article ran with the headline, "O’Keefe Sting — Teachers Union President Brags About Threatening Student: 'I Will Kick Your F***ing Ass.'"
The Breitbart article ran with the headline, "O’Keefe Sting — Teachers Union President
Brags About Threatening Student: 'I Will Kick Your F***ing Ass.'"