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The shocker ends up revealing that Tony is a blerd (a black nerd) and obviously not the white man on his dating profile.
The shocker ends up revealing that Tony is a blerd (a black
nerd) and obviously not the white man on his dating profile.
90,701
The Negroni is often described as a “manly” drink, but fuck your gender-essentialism—let’s just call it badass.
The Negroni is often described as a “manly” drink, but
fuck your gender-essentialism—let’s just call it badass.
90,702
I do not accept someone else having control over my money or credit cards, I earned those money, who the fuck are you to decide how much and when can I withdraw or deposit?
I do not accept someone else having control over my money or credit cards, I earned those
money, who the fuck are you to decide how much and when can I withdraw or deposit?
90,703
Later, the man yells, “What are you f—ing going to do, strap a bomb to your body, huh?”
Later, the man yells, “What are you f—ing
going to do, strap a bomb to your body, huh?”
90,704
Then at the wrap party, Harmon got up and gave a “Fuck you, Chevy” speech in front of Chase and his wife and daughter, and encouraged the crew to join him in saying “fuck you” to the actor.
Then at the wrap party, Harmon got up and gave a “Fuck you, Chevy” speech in front of Chase
and his wife and daughter, and encouraged the crew to join him in saying “fuck you” to the actor.
90,705
It was a shitty performance, and he did precisely NOTHING to earn your sympathy.
It was a shitty performance, and he
did precisely NOTHING to earn your sympathy.
90,706
Was Rick Perry so angry that he beat the shit out of Ron Paul during a commercial break?
Was Rick Perry so angry that he beat the
shit out of Ron Paul during a commercial break?
90,707
Martinez butchered the children with a knife in a home north of Atlanta.
Martinez butchered the children with a knife
in a home north of Atlanta.
90,708
I also asked if they knew of any negative consequences from having anal sex.
I also asked if they knew of
any negative consequences from having anal sex.
90,709
With the dick pouch, the genitals can be isolated to prevent possible injury.
With the dick pouch, the genitals
can be isolated to prevent possible injury.
90,710
This may seem trivial when compared to the grander problems in the world, but this bullshit is daily, and it’s killing me in babysteps.
This may seem trivial when compared to the grander problems in the world,
but this bullshit is daily, and it’s killing me in babysteps.
90,711
His bosses sent out a little note, warning him to cut that shit out.
His bosses sent out a little note,
warning him to cut that shit out.
90,712
Watching the two lovers tangle their sweaty limbs in clandestine coitus is such a great sex scene that it only got better when we were watching it with Mom and Dad.
Watching the two lovers tangle their sweaty limbs in clandestine coitus is such a great sex
scene that it only got better when we were watching it with Mom and Dad.
90,713
It is very infectious and can be transmitted through small amounts of feces getting into the mouth during sex, either directly or via unwashed hands.
It is very infectious and can be transmitted through small amounts of feces
getting into the mouth during sex, either directly or via unwashed hands.
90,714
Another ace girl, now 22, says that although she enjoys masturbating and is aroused by titillating scenes on screen, the physical act of sex does not excite her.
Another ace girl, now 22, says that although she enjoys masturbating and is aroused
by titillating scenes on screen, the physical act of sex does not excite her.
90,715
His buddy’s shirt skipped the metaphysics, opting instead for the pithy “ISIS SUCKS.”
His buddy’s shirt skipped the metaphysics, opting
instead for the pithy “ISIS SUCKS.”
90,716
However the chancellor’s plan met a setback when his father refused to employ anyone at his luxury wallpaper factory, on the grounds that they might ‘be as fucking useless as George’.
However the chancellor’s plan met a setback when his father refused to employ anyone at his luxury
wallpaper factory, on the grounds that they might ‘be as fucking useless as George’.
90,717
He pleaded guilty to putting his hands down the victim's pants while attempting to put the victim's hands on his penis.
He pleaded guilty to putting his hands down the victim's pants
while attempting to put the victim's hands on his penis.
90,718
The fight itself "was a reflection of [Burton's] stupidity" because Burton's No.
The fight itself "was a reflection of [
Burton's] stupidity" because Burton's No.
90,719
Epperson, pictured at right, told investigators that he “sent nude pictures of his penis to several girls,” adding that he “could not find any girls over 18 years old to date because of what he believed to be his own 15 year old girl personality.”
Epperson, pictured at right, told investigators that he “sent nude pictures of his penis to several girls,” adding that he “
could not find any girls over 18 years old to date because of what he believed to be his own 15 year old girl personality.”
90,720
We may believe in noble things—but we’re still tragically stupid.
We may believe in noble things—
but we’re still tragically stupid.
90,721
"Look, it is a disaster the way African Americans are living… We'll get rid of the crime.
"Look, it is a disaster the way African Americans
are living… We'll get rid of the crime.
90,722
For all of you people who used to take piano lessons and are thinking of “getting back into it”, You Suck at Piano is your jam.
For all of you people who used to take piano lessons and are thinking of
“getting back into it”, You Suck at Piano is your jam.
90,723
“Plain and simple, if you f*ck with me I’m going to break your legs before you even get a chance to run.
“Plain and simple, if you f*ck with me I’m going
to break your legs before you even get a chance to run.
90,724
However, on Monday, professional troll and all-around bad shit Katie Hopkins weighed in on the situation, and did so with a controversial twist.
However, on Monday, professional troll and all-around bad shit Katie
Hopkins weighed in on the situation, and did so with a controversial twist.
90,725
Hearn, who works on user account security, added Wednesday, "I now join (Downey) in issuing a giant F*ck You to the (NSA and GCHQ) people."
Hearn, who works on user account security, added Wednesday, "I now join (
Downey) in issuing a giant F*ck You to the (NSA and GCHQ) people."
90,726
But if you want to win money by gambling on the Cowboys, I have no respect for you as a person, and I view you as a bigger piece of crap than Dez Bryant, and that guy beat the shit out of his own mother.
But if you want to win money by gambling on the Cowboys, I have no respect for you as a person, and
I view you as a bigger piece of crap than Dez Bryant, and that guy beat the shit out of his own mother.
90,727
Her voice rising to a shout, she concluded, “Yeah, put this shit in the magazine!
Her voice rising to a shout, she concluded,
“Yeah, put this shit in the magazine!
90,728
People cursed the police, burned American flags, erected barricades, and chanted “Black Lives Matter.”
People cursed the police, burned American flags, erected
barricades, and chanted “Black Lives Matter.”
90,729
Only a complete moron like Bernie Sanders, Hitlery Clinton, or Martin O’Malley would believe that Greenland’s fossil fuel usage has any impact on the climate.
Only a complete moron like Bernie Sanders, Hitlery Clinton, or Martin O’Malley
would believe that Greenland’s fossil fuel usage has any impact on the climate.
90,730
Kill, destroy, fuck up demons, rack up combos, get upgrades by performing unique kills, and try to survive the constant onslaught.
Kill, destroy, fuck up demons, rack up combos, get
upgrades by performing unique kills, and try to survive the constant onslaught.
90,731
The Aftershock Of Stupidity: Lendink Reopens Only To Receive Trolling DMCA Notices
The Aftershock Of Stupidity: Lendink
Reopens Only To Receive Trolling DMCA Notices
90,732
Quite why publishers and retailers still adhere to these stupid regional release dates is quite beyond me.
Quite why publishers and retailers still adhere to these
stupid regional release dates is quite beyond me.
90,733
a sexual fetish for rolling in cow manure, has been jailed for two years.
a sexual fetish for rolling in cow manure
, has been jailed for two years.
90,734
The video opens with one hysterical female protester shouting, “You’re f***ing insulting my identity!
The video opens with one hysterical female protester shouting
, “You’re f***ing insulting my identity!
90,735
Imagine, if you would, if a penis were internal: the clitoris as a whole is about the same size, internal and external combined.
Imagine, if you would, if a penis were internal: the clitoris
as a whole is about the same size, internal and external combined.
90,736
The good: The throw of the day again goes to redshirt freshman Troy Williams, who has showed a nice touch on deep balls.
The good: The throw of the day again goes to redshirt freshman
Troy Williams, who has showed a nice touch on deep balls.
90,737
They dragged the four women out of the vehicles, robbed them, beat them up and then raped them.
They dragged the four women out of the vehicles,
robbed them, beat them up and then raped them.
90,738
Over the second dinner we finally discussed our carnal fantasies in person: I told him the idea of having my hands restrained behind my back while being "face fucked" appealed to me and he concurred it would be a good place to start.
Over the second dinner we finally discussed our carnal fantasies in person: I told him the idea of having my hands restrained
behind my back while being "face fucked" appealed to me and he concurred it would be a good place to start.
90,739
"Stupid, shameful", and "ignorant", others tweeted back to BBC Trending.
"Stupid, shameful", and "ignorant
", others tweeted back to BBC Trending.
90,740
I know he was watching TV, because this is one TV-watchin' motherf***er.
I know he was watching TV, because
this is one TV-watchin' motherf***er.
90,741
The American public, the church organizations that have been helping – Protestant, Catholic and Jews will know you for what you are – an evil, abnormal beast.
The American public, the church organizations that have been helping – Protestant, Catholic
and Jews will know you for what you are – an evil, abnormal beast.
90,742
“The media is gearing up for their summertime erection,” he predicted.
“The media is gearing up for
their summertime erection,” he predicted.
90,743
Motherfuckers was like, 'You're a white boy, what the fuck are you rapping for?
Motherfuckers was like, 'You're a white
boy, what the fuck are you rapping for?
90,744
Also leaked were a number of screenshots of supposed dialogues between the borrowers and lenders, with one lender demanding that the female students deliver a video of herself masturbating.
Also leaked were a number of screenshots of supposed dialogues between the borrowers and lenders
, with one lender demanding that the female students deliver a video of herself masturbating.
90,745
Max Coyle, a former Green Party candidate, responded to Justice Minister Collins on Twitter, saying: "Go kill yourself you despicable human".
Max Coyle, a former Green Party candidate, responded to Justice Minister Collins
on Twitter, saying: "Go kill yourself you despicable human".
90,746
The Scotland player was inspecting two eggs he had poached in the microwave when one of them blew up, squirting scalding water onto his face.
The Scotland player was inspecting two eggs he had poached in the microwave
when one of them blew up, squirting scalding water onto his face.
90,747
Yes, I just said that Donald Trump and Russian whore piss is delicious to me.
Yes, I just said that Donald Trump
and Russian whore piss is delicious to me.
90,748
None of it is true, of course, but fake news is the new real news and real news is the work of lizard people or something, and people with guns will take justice into their own hands, even if their intel sucks.
None of it is true, of course, but fake news is the new real news and real news is the work
of lizard people or something, and people with guns will take justice into their own hands, even if their intel sucks.
90,749
The NFL’s stupid, byzantine rule book got in the way of our ability to enjoy the sport again last weekend.
The NFL’s stupid, byzantine rule book got in the
way of our ability to enjoy the sport again last weekend.
90,750
Then I read a story from our friends at GQ called "How to Read a Whole Damn Book Every Week."
Then I read a story from our friends at GQ called
"How to Read a Whole Damn Book Every Week."
90,751
I felt sorry for Jews having to deal with this shit now I find out that Koreans apply it to white people in general.
I felt sorry for Jews having to deal with this shit now
I find out that Koreans apply it to white people in general.
90,752
The second time I listened to it I was just double checking that Minchin never used the word “fuck.”
The second time I listened to it I was just double
checking that Minchin never used the word “fuck.”
90,753
Missy took the stage to roll out her 1999 single “She’s a Bitch”.
Missy took the stage to roll out her
1999 single “She’s a Bitch”.
90,754
Another was told he should be ‘fucking ashamed” of himself, for even being there.
Another was told he should be ‘fucking ashamed
” of himself, for even being there.
90,755
I was taken to a room and subjected to a pretty intimate search to make sure I didn’t install any recording device on my testicles.
I was taken to a room and subjected to a pretty intimate search
to make sure I didn’t install any recording device on my testicles.
90,756
One tweet that stood out, however, was this confusing assertion: “Bro, first of all you stole your whole shit from Cudi.”
One tweet that stood out, however, was this confusing assertion: “
Bro, first of all you stole your whole shit from Cudi.”
90,757
As punishment, on July 31 a village council decided Ravi's sisters should be raped to avenge his actions.
As punishment, on July 31 a village council decided
Ravi's sisters should be raped to avenge his actions.
90,758
After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe, leaving her mentally retarded.
After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her
repeatedly with an axe, leaving her mentally retarded.
90,759
As they headed for Jackson, Dedmon reportedly shouted: “Let’s go fuck with some niggers.”
As they headed for Jackson, Dedmon reportedly shouted:
“Let’s go fuck with some niggers.”
90,760
To be quite honest we can't be bothered jumping through fucking hoops on this one BUT this Beyoncé-ref­er­en­cing track, 'Regular', is an absolute monster of epic pro­por­tions.
To be quite honest we can't be bothered jumping through fucking hoops on this one BUT
this Beyoncé-ref­er­en­cing track, 'Regular', is an absolute monster of epic pro­por­tions.
90,761
In which I say “bullshit” a lot, quit the NFL, unfollow the Steelers, and piss off all of Pens Twitter.
In which I say “bullshit” a lot, quit the NFL
, unfollow the Steelers, and piss off all of Pens Twitter.
90,762
As the unrest in Ferguson, MO, grinds on, with everyone from the Revolutionary Communist Party to the Klan, to common racist fools like Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher weighing in (permanent has-been/never-was Mr.
As the unrest in Ferguson, MO, grinds on, with everyone from the Revolutionary Communist Party to the Klan, to
common racist fools like Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher weighing in (permanent has-been/never-was Mr.
90,763
If anyone on this earth deserves it, it's Mitch F(ucking) Firkins.
If anyone on this earth deserves it
, it's Mitch F(ucking) Firkins.
90,764
Unfortunately for him, Eric Andre just wanted to tear shit up, telling Jones, “I want you to have sex with my wife.”
Unfortunately for him, Eric Andre just wanted to tear shit up, telling
Jones, “I want you to have sex with my wife.”
90,765
"It is not your f***ing body, it is not your f***ing body and you do not f***ing grab at someone.
"It is not your f***ing body, it is not
your f***ing body and you do not f***ing grab at someone.
90,766
It claims to be the real EQUIFAX hackers, unlike the last darknet site that was soon taken down by morons.
It claims to be the real EQUIFAX hackers, unlike the
last darknet site that was soon taken down by morons.
90,767
Mark Parkinson tweeted a photo of a gigantic penis with the words "ALWAYS that problem in the morning..." floating overhead.
Mark Parkinson tweeted a photo of a gigantic penis with the words
"ALWAYS that problem in the morning..." floating overhead.
90,768
As the emergency vet later explained, Lolita was so constipated she’d pushed her penis out while trying to go to the bathroom.
As the emergency vet later explained, Lolita was so constipated she
’d pushed her penis out while trying to go to the bathroom.
90,769
She also laments that, once upon a time, she duct-taped her nipples.
She also laments that, once upon a
time, she duct-taped her nipples.
90,770
“It’s like a Rogers customer telling a Telus customer who they’re trying to get to switch saying you’ve been an idiot for five years by being with Telus, now come over to us,” said pollster David Coletto, the CEO of Abacus Data.
“It’s like a Rogers customer telling a Telus customer who they’re trying to get to switch saying you’ve been an idiot
for five years by being with Telus, now come over to us,” said pollster David Coletto, the CEO of Abacus Data.
90,771
When I went to school 30 years ago I heard about a case of two young white American exchange students who raped Swedish young girls.
When I went to school 30 years ago I heard about a case
of two young white American exchange students who raped Swedish young girls.
90,772
Takei also comes with a warning: "If any of you motherf**kers give him s**t about it, I am going to come back and f**k your s**t up," says the "Star Trek" actor.
Takei also comes with a warning: "If any of you motherf**kers give him s**t about it, I
am going to come back and f**k your s**t up," says the "Star Trek" actor.
90,773
048 Bad Blowjobs, What A Female Orgasm Feels Like Topics for this show are bad blowjobs (and how a diligent cocksucker can avoid giving one), as well as the plight of a woman who's not quite sure she's ever had an orgasm.
048 Bad Blowjobs, What A Female Orgasm Feels Like Topics for this show are bad blowjobs (and how a diligent cocksucker can
avoid giving one), as well as the plight of a woman who's not quite sure she's ever had an orgasm.
90,774
Genetics are a huge part of calf development but that can be worked with by learning how to train them, what muscles comprise the calf and how often you can hit these stubborn bastards.
Genetics are a huge part of calf development but that can be worked with by learning how to
train them, what muscles comprise the calf and how often you can hit these stubborn bastards.
90,775
In an attempt to cheer her up, Ryo invites Nanami over to his apartment to eat ice cream and watch dodgy porn.
In an attempt to cheer her up, Ryo invites Nanami over
to his apartment to eat ice cream and watch dodgy porn.
90,776
"There is no more evidence than [that] you being run by an idiot who does not know what Syria or Iraq or Islam is."
"There is no more evidence than [that] you being run by
an idiot who does not know what Syria or Iraq or Islam is."
90,777
Good morning, Mr President @realDonaldTrump - what the hell are you doing retweeting a bunch of unverified videos by Britain First, a bunch of disgustingly racist far-right extremists?
Good morning, Mr President @realDonaldTrump - what the hell are you doing retweeting a bunch
of unverified videos by Britain First, a bunch of disgustingly racist far-right extremists?
90,778
The men then exposed themselves to the deputy and began masturbating, deputies said.
The men then exposed themselves to the
deputy and began masturbating, deputies said.
90,779
Also now that the Kickstarter craziness is over, I can go back to promoting other things, like my weekly Welcome To The Fuck Zone pages over at Slipshine.
Also now that the Kickstarter craziness is over, I can go back to promoting
other things, like my weekly Welcome To The Fuck Zone pages over at Slipshine.
90,780
He described Democratic chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz as a "brain-dead, soulless, heartless idiot," and said House Minority Leader Rep.
He described Democratic chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz as a "brain-
dead, soulless, heartless idiot," and said House Minority Leader Rep.
90,781
There's so much shit that's just never said on TV, everybody's cooperating in this one game and one agreed upon thing.
There's so much shit that's just never said on TV,
everybody's cooperating in this one game and one agreed upon thing.
90,782
Other women, he writes, are yapping dogs, who won't shut up even if you knock their teeth out.
Other women, he writes, are yapping dogs, who
won't shut up even if you knock their teeth out.
90,783
Sweet, cruel impostor syndrome: It is the flame that burns beneath my ass, the constant low hum of anxiety forcing me to do stuff before anyone notices all the stuff I have not done and feel pretty certain I can’t do.
Sweet, cruel impostor syndrome: It is the flame that burns beneath my ass, the constant low hum of anxiety forcing
me to do stuff before anyone notices all the stuff I have not done and feel pretty certain I can’t do.
90,784
Unless you squint, you can’t always tell how full of bullshit they are.
Unless you squint, you can’t always
tell how full of bullshit they are.
90,785
"You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass."
"You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long
as you've got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass."
90,786
Speaker, I’m flattered that you’re all so interested in my vagina, but ‘no’ means ‘no.'”
Speaker, I’m flattered that you’re all so interested in
my vagina, but ‘no’ means ‘no.'”
90,787
If the parents want me to write a bunch of useless shit for a few months and then they’ll buy me a new car, then who am I to bitch?
If the parents want me to write a bunch of useless shit for a few months
and then they’ll buy me a new car, then who am I to bitch?
90,788
There was burning trash, road side trash piles, shit water in the alleys, and sometimes a combination of everything.
There was burning trash, road side trash piles, shit
water in the alleys, and sometimes a combination of everything.
90,789
In the pantheon of dumb NCAA bylaws this might be one of the dumbest.
In the pantheon of dumb NCAA bylaws
this might be one of the dumbest.
90,790
lungs.For all her trials and tribulations, it’s an insult to dismiss the Hole front woman as that “bitch” who married Kurt Cobain and squandered all of his money. She is a star in her own right.
lungs.For all her trials and tribulations, it’s an insult to dismiss the Hole front woman as that “
bitch” who married Kurt Cobain and squandered all of his money. She is a star in her own right.
90,791
Controller manipulates a masturbator device which holds the user's penis
Controller manipulates a masturbator device
which holds the user's penis
90,792
Just know that to the rest of us, you are a piece of worthless trash,” Mr.
Just know that to the rest of us,
you are a piece of worthless trash,” Mr.
90,793
Punch Fake Donald in the gut: $5 Trample Fake Donald: $7 Throttle Fake Donald: $10 Pee on Fake Donald: $300 Take a photo with Fake Donald: $2
Punch Fake Donald in the gut: $5 Trample Fake Donald: $7 Throttle Fake Donald
: $10 Pee on Fake Donald: $300 Take a photo with Fake Donald: $2
90,794
IT’S LIKE THEY FUCKING WANT THE PATRIARCHY TO KEEP RAPING WOMYN!!
IT’S LIKE THEY FUCKING WANT THE
PATRIARCHY TO KEEP RAPING WOMYN!!
90,795
Our contributor Steve Haske said it was "mind-blowing," and my boy Hip Hop Gamer described it as "the f***ing Matrix."
Our contributor Steve Haske said it was "mind-blowing," and
my boy Hip Hop Gamer described it as "the f***ing Matrix."
90,796
It’s a Lifetime movie, so it would be weird if shit didn’t hit the fan in the worst way possible.
It’s a Lifetime movie, so it would be weird if
shit didn’t hit the fan in the worst way possible.
90,797
Fuck This Jam, a game jam that challenges developers to create games in genres they despise, began today and will run through 6:00 p.m. in all time zones on Nov. 17, according to the official website.
Fuck This Jam, a game jam that challenges developers to create games in genres they despise, began today
and will run through 6:00 p.m. in all time zones on Nov. 17, according to the official website.
90,798
Shannon Sharpe of Fox Sports just opened his mouth and removed all doubt that he’s cognitively impaired and a total jackwagon who hates America.
Shannon Sharpe of Fox Sports just opened his mouth and removed all doubt
that he’s cognitively impaired and a total jackwagon who hates America.
90,799
Jamison Manwaring says he wants marriage and kids — but that will be difficult for him because he's a gay Mormon.
Jamison Manwaring says he wants marriage and kids — but that
will be difficult for him because he's a gay Mormon.