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What’s worse is that HPV causes more than 70 percent of all cervical cancer cases, and also increases the risk of vulva, penile, anal, and throat cancers.
What’s worse is that HPV causes more than 70 percent of all cervical cancer cases
, and also increases the risk of vulva, penile, anal, and throat cancers.
90,501
You might guess the bastard from the picture, here; it’s certainly his most expected appearance (or something like it, anyway), the one that curls a squamous tendril across your forebrain in the dark.
You might guess the bastard from the picture, here; it’s certainly his most expected appearance (or
something like it, anyway), the one that curls a squamous tendril across your forebrain in the dark.
90,502
For good measure, he dissed 50 Cent, too, whom he said is "on some sucker shit."
For good measure, he dissed 50 Cent, too,
whom he said is "on some sucker shit."
90,503
Sean Spicer ambushed at DC Apple store; attention whore asks for money to celebrate her harassment
Sean Spicer ambushed at DC Apple store;
attention whore asks for money to celebrate her harassment
90,504
"Tight jeans worn by Russell Brand is giving men twisted testicles!"
"Tight jeans worn by Russell Brand
is giving men twisted testicles!"
90,505
"If that becomes widely publicized, does that become that rallying 'Holy shit!
"If that becomes widely publicized, does
that become that rallying 'Holy shit!
90,506
The bolt entered his scrotum and left through his foot, burning his testicles.
The bolt entered his scrotum and left
through his foot, burning his testicles.
90,507
“I believe the actual cause of the pit reversal was a bunch of assholes.”
“I believe the actual cause of the
pit reversal was a bunch of assholes.”
90,508
In the game, Ripley wages a personal war against every alien ever, kicking so much xenomorph ass that the aliens probably have nightmares of a tiny baby Ripley bursting out of their chests.
In the game, Ripley wages a personal war against every alien ever, kicking so much xenomorph
ass that the aliens probably have nightmares of a tiny baby Ripley bursting out of their chests.
90,509
For the unfamiliar, the WBC is a small congregation based out of Topeka, Kan., infamous for picketing fallen veterans' funerals and other high-profile events with signs that read "God Hates Fags."
For the unfamiliar, the WBC is a small congregation based out of Topeka, Kan., infamous for picketing
fallen veterans' funerals and other high-profile events with signs that read "God Hates Fags."
90,510
Someone fucking tried ripping me off the stage and assaulting me and I fucking retaliated and hit the wrong homie….
Someone fucking tried ripping me off the stage and assaulting me
and I fucking retaliated and hit the wrong homie….
90,511
I hope everybody likes some strange, silly dumb humor involving Fluttershy!
I hope everybody likes some strange
, silly dumb humor involving Fluttershy!
90,512
And then it clicked, and in unison we exclaimed in shrill terror, "Holy shit, we're in City 17!".
And then it clicked, and in unison we exclaimed in shrill terror
, "Holy shit, we're in City 17!".
90,513
What has been getting traction and flooding my inbox, is this bullshit: The World’s First 3D Printed “Twin Tip” Skateboard designed by contest winner Sam Abbot.
What has been getting traction and flooding my inbox, is this bullshit: The World
’s First 3D Printed “Twin Tip” Skateboard designed by contest winner Sam Abbot.
90,514
You don’t have to, but if you do, people will taste your muffins (giggle) and go “Wow, these taste like f*cking Blueberry Muffins on f*cking Blueberry steroids!”.
You don’t have to, but if you do, people will taste your muffins (giggle
) and go “Wow, these taste like f*cking Blueberry Muffins on f*cking Blueberry steroids!”.
90,515
Igor Alexeev apparently found out his wife was a prostitute after watching a TV program (Picture: CEN)
Igor Alexeev apparently found out his wife was a prostitute
after watching a TV program (Picture: CEN)
90,516
If those guys fire at us, we are going to fire back and we are going to kill them, just like our guys did."
If those guys fire at us, we are going to fire back and
we are going to kill them, just like our guys did."
90,517
Barack Obama: Duterte used a Tagalog phrase that translates roughly to “son of a bitch” or “son of a whore” when asked earlier this month how he’d react if the US president brought up the topic of human rights in relation to Duterte’s call for drug-war killings.
Barack Obama: Duterte used a Tagalog phrase that translates roughly to “son of a bitch” or “son of a whore” when asked earlier
this month how he’d react if the US president brought up the topic of human rights in relation to Duterte’s call for drug-war killings.
90,518
The little bastard actually shits in my kitchen, even the English didn’t do that.”
The little bastard actually shits in my kitchen,
even the English didn’t do that.”
90,519
To my surprise, the driver patiently detailed what a fool I had been to get into his cab.
To my surprise, the driver patiently detailed what a
fool I had been to get into his cab.
90,520
All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of the asshole being the boss.
All the other parts laughed and laughed at
the idea of the asshole being the boss.
90,521
"You big fat pig" is all Marsha Coupe heard before she was kicked in the stomach and punched in the face.
"You big fat pig" is all Marsha Coupe heard before
she was kicked in the stomach and punched in the face.
90,522
By the time we get a few moments to ourselves, we barely have the energy to get on the sex swing together and fuck all night.”
By the time we get a few moments to ourselves, we barely have
the energy to get on the sex swing together and fuck all night.”
90,523
This movie was Terminator Salvation … Yeah, it’s the one where Christian Bale lost his goddam mind.
This movie was Terminator Salvation … Yeah, it’s
the one where Christian Bale lost his goddam mind.
90,524
"She is the one that caused all this problem with her stupid policies," he said.
"She is the one that caused all this
problem with her stupid policies," he said.
90,525
Initially I wanted to call this book The Voice in My Head Is an A**hole.
Initially I wanted to call this book The
Voice in My Head Is an A**hole.
90,526
“If you were a dog, would you want to live with a rope around your neck?”
“If you were a dog, would you want
to live with a rope around your neck?”
90,527
Sometimes when a dick is inside me I can’t help but think about my family.
Sometimes when a dick is inside me I
can’t help but think about my family.
90,528
The two-time Pro Bowl defensive end says he was among a group fleeing what sounded like gun shots when police officers brought him to the ground, dug a knee into his back, and threatened to “blow my fucking head off.”
The two-time Pro Bowl defensive end says he was among a group fleeing what sounded like gun shots when police officers
brought him to the ground, dug a knee into his back, and threatened to “blow my fucking head off.”
90,529
Afterward, they smoked a few bowls of marijuana and then had sex.
Afterward, they smoked a few bowls
of marijuana and then had sex.
90,530
You cannot worship both God and suck from the teat of ALEC and the Koch Brothers.
You cannot worship both God and suck from
the teat of ALEC and the Koch Brothers.
90,531
With untold worldly shit yet to hit the fan, Radiohead instead confronted the nebulous sense of pre-millennial disquiet that hung in the air with uncanny tact.
With untold worldly shit yet to hit the fan, Radiohead instead confronted the nebulous
sense of pre-millennial disquiet that hung in the air with uncanny tact.
90,532
She's been pretty vocal about her sexual health, even going as far as explaining how she steam cleans her vagina.
She's been pretty vocal about her sexual health, even
going as far as explaining how she steam cleans her vagina.
90,533
That brought 495 comments at last count, of which “I hope you die” was one of the most printable.
That brought 495 comments at last count, of which “
I hope you die” was one of the most printable.
90,534
And i know this sounds idiotic but this or the Monday show really cheered me up.
And i know this sounds idiotic but this
or the Monday show really cheered me up.
90,535
But when the man arrived he came face to face with a distraught Efendi, who stabbed him to death, hacked off his penis and set fire to the van, according to authorities.
But when the man arrived he came face to face with a distraught Efendi, who stabbed him
to death, hacked off his penis and set fire to the van, according to authorities.
90,536
Quinn, who often publicly pokes fun at her own brassiness, is fully aware of her aggressive tendencies, once bragging in an interview that she could “open up the bitch tap and let the water run.”
Quinn, who often publicly pokes fun at her own brassiness, is fully aware of her aggressive tendencies,
once bragging in an interview that she could “open up the bitch tap and let the water run.”
90,537
"Any time you hear something surreal on a morning radio show, it's bullshit," one veteran independent radio producer told me.
"Any time you hear something surreal on a morning radio show,
it's bullshit," one veteran independent radio producer told me.
90,538
Fine Flip’ or the ‘I'm about to start some shit’ is a flip of precarious potential.
Fine Flip’ or the ‘I'm about to
start some shit’ is a flip of precarious potential.
90,539
Much of the scammers’ ill-gotten gains were spent on cocaine, hookers and kinky sex.
Much of the scammers’ ill-gotten gains
were spent on cocaine, hookers and kinky sex.
90,540
They come with a pretty sweet 'Fuck Roger' sticker too, if you're into that.
They come with a pretty sweet 'Fuck Roger
' sticker too, if you're into that.
90,541
“Y’all keep whipping me and whipping me and you never give me any money or any way to do my damn job.
“Y’all keep whipping me and whipping me and you never give
me any money or any way to do my damn job.
90,542
So, there’s these people called /pol/ and they are like autistic little elves who solve mysteries, connect dots and find all sorts of shit that people would just as well like to see hidden.
So, there’s these people called /pol/ and they are like autistic little elves who solve mysteries,
connect dots and find all sorts of shit that people would just as well like to see hidden.
90,543
Whenever I mention that I work in mobile, I’ve had people immediately react FACEBOOK SUCKS!
Whenever I mention that I work in mobile,
I’ve had people immediately react FACEBOOK SUCKS!
90,544
"If you teach that nigger (speaking of myself) how to read, there will be no keeping him," Auld says.
"If you teach that nigger (speaking of myself) how to
read, there will be no keeping him," Auld says.
90,545
The right is preparing a new stab-in-the-back legend to paint the Obama administration as consisting of a bunch of cowardly liberals unable to stand up to terrorism.
The right is preparing a new stab-in-the-back legend to paint the
Obama administration as consisting of a bunch of cowardly liberals unable to stand up to terrorism.
90,546
However, the same day my kitten, Pumpernickel, was a jerk and knocked my camera into a bowl of water.
However, the same day my kitten, Pumpernickel, was
a jerk and knocked my camera into a bowl of water.
90,547
To have safer oral sex, avoid getting any semen in your mouth, either by stopping oral sex before ejaculation or by using a nonspermicidal condom.
To have safer oral sex, avoid getting any semen in your mouth,
either by stopping oral sex before ejaculation or by using a nonspermicidal condom.
90,548
Angela Gibbins, the head of global estates at the British Council commented on a photo someone else posted which said the third in line to the throne "already looks like a f***ing dickhead".
Angela Gibbins, the head of global estates at the British Council commented on a photo someone else
posted which said the third in line to the throne "already looks like a f***ing dickhead".
90,549
But that shouldn't blind us to the fact that Romney's comments, like those of Obama four years ago, are stupid and arrogant.
But that shouldn't blind us to the fact that Romney's comments
, like those of Obama four years ago, are stupid and arrogant.
90,550
For the unacquainted -- and we certainly hope you are -- a penile fracture is as cringe-inducing as it sounds.
For the unacquainted -- and we certainly hope you are --
a penile fracture is as cringe-inducing as it sounds.
90,551
Silver eyes pierced her soul, and her pussy clenched in anticipation.
Silver eyes pierced her soul,
and her pussy clenched in anticipation.
90,552
So I said, 'All right, you son of a bitch, send me the right stars for the exact time, 4:20 a.m. on April 15, 1912, and I'll put it in the movie.'
So I said, 'All right, you son of a bitch, send me the right stars for the
exact time, 4:20 a.m. on April 15, 1912, and I'll put it in the movie.'
90,553
Let me give you a hintSonata:Aria: What the actual fuck Sonata?)edit: So many people giving Dagis names cause I made her a molester XDGonna stick with the Molestagio name for now X3The dazzlings don't belong to me, but the draw is.Editor:
Let me give you a hintSonata:Aria: What the actual fuck Sonata?)edit: So many people giving Dagis names cause I made her
a molester XDGonna stick with the Molestagio name for now X3The dazzlings don't belong to me, but the draw is.Editor:
90,554
Awful, awful show." , to which Apostolate replied with a Barney Stinson Gif calling him a jerk.
Awful, awful show." , to which Apostolate
replied with a Barney Stinson Gif calling him a jerk.
90,555
Having depression fucking sucks, it’s not glamorous in the least bit.
Having depression fucking sucks, it’s
not glamorous in the least bit.
90,556
[Heck], I hated him so much, my kids actually thought his first name was bitch!”
[Heck], I hated him so much,
my kids actually thought his first name was bitch!”
90,557
It was like having sex with somebody who knows how to do it after years with a blundering novice; like tasting real pesto after a lifetime eating it out of a jar.
It was like having sex with somebody who knows how to do it after years with a
blundering novice; like tasting real pesto after a lifetime eating it out of a jar.
90,558
Missing, flaky commissions suck. it’s a chronic problem that’s only modestly addressed by small watchdogs like the Artist Beware community.
Missing, flaky commissions suck. it’s a chronic problem that
’s only modestly addressed by small watchdogs like the Artist Beware community.
90,559
"When I was 13, a man sitting across from me on a crowded train took his penis out and fondled it.
"When I was 13, a man sitting across from me
on a crowded train took his penis out and fondled it.
90,560
Well, it just goes to show that you people aren’t just cowards, you’re imbeciles, too.
Well, it just goes to show that you people
aren’t just cowards, you’re imbeciles, too.
90,561
they want me to go into some kinda cyber-egg. apparently there will be like, weapons and shit for this, so let’s get this egging started
they want me to go into some kinda cyber-egg. apparently there will
be like, weapons and shit for this, so let’s get this egging started
90,562
Prior to May 8th of this year, if you lived in this country and had your penis removed (accidentally or on purpose), your options were slim—the chances you'd be able to urinate standing up again or reproduce through sex seemed like a pipe dream.
Prior to May 8th of this year, if you lived in this country and had your penis removed (accidentally or on purpose),
your options were slim—the chances you'd be able to urinate standing up again or reproduce through sex seemed like a pipe dream.
90,563
FROM EARLIER: Here are two ways your iPhone might be killing you softly
FROM EARLIER: Here are two ways
your iPhone might be killing you softly
90,564
I can assure you when I do the leg press that I don't look like some soft porno flick.
I can assure you when I do the leg press
that I don't look like some soft porno flick.
90,565
Hi @NancySinatra , before u have millions of innocents killed, can you explain to these people why they should die?
Hi @NancySinatra , before u have millions of innocents killed,
can you explain to these people why they should die?
90,566
Why not work on your fucking novel and brine pickles in the bathroom instead?
Why not work on your fucking novel
and brine pickles in the bathroom instead?
90,567
Well, the hits just keep coming for Donald Trump in the wake of his “grab ’em by the pussy” hot mic moment.
Well, the hits just keep coming for Donald Trump in the wake
of his “grab ’em by the pussy” hot mic moment.
90,568
In the previous session, I’d revealed that there were some evil jerks who were heading to the church to meet up with another NPC who was looking for something.
In the previous session, I’d revealed that there were some evil jerks who were
heading to the church to meet up with another NPC who was looking for something.
90,569
Not only is that insulting to our intelligence, but it’s a big f*ck you to law enforcement.
Not only is that insulting to our intelligence, but
it’s a big f*ck you to law enforcement.
90,570
Boys are so sex-driven that they literally have to hide their protruding penises (penii?)
Boys are so sex-driven that they literally
have to hide their protruding penises (penii?)
90,571
The Eagles didn’t just ‘not care’ – they aggressively did not give a single fuck about winning the game.
The Eagles didn’t just ‘not care’ – they
aggressively did not give a single fuck about winning the game.
90,572
A lot of us find ourselves asking the following question much more frequently these days: “How could they be so stupid?”
A lot of us find ourselves asking the following question much more
frequently these days: “How could they be so stupid?”
90,573
Tomorrow will probably be the hardest deadline to make.Also this kinda sucks.
Tomorrow will probably be the hardest deadline
to make.Also this kinda sucks.
90,574
I can’t let people go around calling me a secret white nationalist (for real, that’s what they’re saying now); I have to defend myself from that bullshit.
I can’t let people go around calling me a secret white nationalist (for real,
that’s what they’re saying now); I have to defend myself from that bullshit.
90,575
"Black Lives Matter is trash because they do not really care about black lives," Nash recalled writing on Facebook, according to The College Fix.
"Black Lives Matter is trash because they do not really care about black
lives," Nash recalled writing on Facebook, according to The College Fix.
90,576
I’m not quite sure how she manages to put up with my lazy ass.
I’m not quite sure how she
manages to put up with my lazy ass.
90,577
Feminists everywhere should be screaming, “Hooray for sex dolls!”
Feminists everywhere should be screaming,
“Hooray for sex dolls!”
90,578
The icing maker that comes with Play-Doh's Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain Playset (retail price: $20) looks 100 percent like a veiny dick.
The icing maker that comes with Play-Doh's Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain Playset
(retail price: $20) looks 100 percent like a veiny dick.
90,579
A 52-year-old man who claims to have the world's biggest phallus says women are too frightened to have sexual intercourse with him.
A 52-year-old man who claims to have the world's biggest
phallus says women are too frightened to have sexual intercourse with him.
90,580
Thanks to the movies everyone wants to be a bad ass but look at the successful people and none of them is bad ass.
Thanks to the movies everyone wants to be a bad ass but
look at the successful people and none of them is bad ass.
90,581
The posters have the phrase “FOLLOW YOUR FELLOW FAGGOTS” above a picture of a person with a rainbow heart being hanged and suicide statistics for LGBT people.
The posters have the phrase “FOLLOW YOUR FELLOW FAGGOTS” above a picture of
a person with a rainbow heart being hanged and suicide statistics for LGBT people.
90,582
"This guy Ted Cruz is the single biggest liar I have ever dealt with in my life," Trump said.
"This guy Ted Cruz is the single biggest liar I
have ever dealt with in my life," Trump said.
90,583
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson famously referred to Trump as a “moron” — a “fucking moron,” according to some accounts — after a July 20 meeting in the Pentagon about America’s nuclear arsenal.
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson famously referred to Trump as a “moron” — a “fucking moron,
” according to some accounts — after a July 20 meeting in the Pentagon about America’s nuclear arsenal.
90,584
The English language is under assault by stupid people who use words they don't understand, and is defended by pompous asses who like to correct those people.
The English language is under assault by stupid people who use words they don't
understand, and is defended by pompous asses who like to correct those people.
90,585
Ill tell you what Miss Geftman-Gold, you're a real self centered and evil bitch to say something like that.
Ill tell you what Miss Geftman-Gold, you're a
real self centered and evil bitch to say something like that.
90,586
Look man, we'd probably most of us agree that these are dark times, and stupid ones, but do we need fiction that does nothing but dramatize how dark and stupid everything is?
Look man, we'd probably most of us agree that these are dark times, and stupid
ones, but do we need fiction that does nothing but dramatize how dark and stupid everything is?
90,587
It's just shocking how many instances of face-eating annually are caused by unmarried people touching their genitals together.
It's just shocking how many instances of face-eating
annually are caused by unmarried people touching their genitals together.
90,588
If you think the latter, you’re a greasy Islamophobe, and the British government hates you.
If you think the latter, you’re a
greasy Islamophobe, and the British government hates you.
90,589
“I demand it back: my word for my private part,” Diski wrote, but due to the paper’s standards, you had to guess that “cunt” was the word she was demanding.
“I demand it back: my word for my private part,” Diski wrote, but due to
the paper’s standards, you had to guess that “cunt” was the word she was demanding.
90,590
“A fellow last week paid for three haircuts just to look at my boobs and then he gave me a $120 tip afterwards,’’ Ms Francis, 21, said.
“A fellow last week paid for three haircuts just to look at my boobs and then
he gave me a $120 tip afterwards,’’ Ms Francis, 21, said.
90,591
Scott Adams, of Dilbert fame, wrote a shallow and ignorant argument that sort of shilly-shallied over a pro-creationist argument; I pointed out how stupid his reasoning was.
Scott Adams, of Dilbert fame, wrote a shallow and ignorant argument that sort of shilly
-shallied over a pro-creationist argument; I pointed out how stupid his reasoning was.
90,592
I encourage you to honestly consider whether you are truly a thug.
I encourage you to honestly consider
whether you are truly a thug.
90,593
Because many people here look at us tand say we are Nazis ( always the fucking libtards and leftists, they do not understand that islam is no race) SAME as people look at you GUYS because you support Trump!!!!
Because many people here look at us tand say we are Nazis ( always the fucking libtards and leftists, they do
not understand that islam is no race) SAME as people look at you GUYS because you support Trump!!!!
90,594
Yesterday, a leading white nationalist named Richard Spencer was punched in the head as he answered a question about a stupid frog pin he was wearing.
Yesterday, a leading white nationalist named Richard Spencer was punched in the head
as he answered a question about a stupid frog pin he was wearing.
90,595
But we have to admit, splitting the opener up like this really worked in the second half because these bitches came into the game knowing that someone else already left it.
But we have to admit, splitting the opener up like this really worked in the
second half because these bitches came into the game knowing that someone else already left it.
90,596
Or as he puts it, “In the face of overwhelming odds, I’m going to have to science the shit out of this.”
Or as he puts it, “In the face of overwhelming odds,
I’m going to have to science the shit out of this.”
90,597
Speaker 1: It has come to my attention that [beep] because you [beep] suck.
Speaker 1: It has come to my attention that
[beep] because you [beep] suck.
90,598
You can get those shows by other means, or you can suck it up and wait.
You can get those shows by other means,
or you can suck it up and wait.
90,599
However, officers found a "folded piece of paper with a white powdery substance inside her vagina."
However, officers found a "folded piece of paper
with a white powdery substance inside her vagina."