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“The material shows, among other things, the penetration of toddlers, children being tied up, children having sex with animals and children having sex with other children.”
“The material shows, among other things, the penetration of toddlers, children being
tied up, children having sex with animals and children having sex with other children.”
90,901
Did you ever....d-did... you ever hear of a single fucking case where saying "no" to fucking armed to the teeth Russians ends in an happy ending?
Did you ever....d-did... you ever hear of a single fucking case where
saying "no" to fucking armed to the teeth Russians ends in an happy ending?
90,902
She said the garda told her that they were "in the shit" and he pleaded with her to leave his name out of it if she was quizzed on the matter.
She said the garda told her that they were "in the shit" and he pleaded
with her to leave his name out of it if she was quizzed on the matter.
90,903
Smartron is an Indian IoT company that made headlines last year with their t.phone.
Smartron is an Indian IoT company that
made headlines last year with their t.phone.
90,904
She added the comment, “Liberals are all for rape, provided that the penis forcibly inserted in you is attached to an illegal immigrant.”
She added the comment, “Liberals are all for rape, provided that
the penis forcibly inserted in you is attached to an illegal immigrant.”
90,905
There were reports of some motorists driving "like idiots" in the conditions before the crash that completely closed the A249 that goes over the bridge.
There were reports of some motorists driving "like idiots" in the conditions
before the crash that completely closed the A249 that goes over the bridge.
90,906
If what he said is true, Delmaro’s customer, it’s reasonable to conclude, was a fool.
If what he said is true, Delmaro’s customer
, it’s reasonable to conclude, was a fool.
90,907
You want to have scenes where you’re like ‘Man, the Avengers just kicked ass!’”
You want to have scenes where you’re like ‘
Man, the Avengers just kicked ass!’”
90,908
"It was just somebody being stupid with their gun," a state police spokesman said.
"It was just somebody being stupid with their
gun," a state police spokesman said.
90,909
Hospital Apprentice First Class Bush held his blood bag with one hand, drew his pistol with the other, and, after presumably snapping off some cool one-liner like, "The doctor will see you NOW, BITCHES!"
Hospital Apprentice First Class Bush held his blood bag with one hand, drew his pistol with the other, and,
after presumably snapping off some cool one-liner like, "The doctor will see you NOW, BITCHES!"
90,910
The semen was to have been used to inseminate 15 sows, and was from purebred large white pigs.
The semen was to have been used to inseminate 15
sows, and was from purebred large white pigs.
90,911
They found when it comes to fish, females don't find males with big genitals any more attractive than those with normal or smaller genitals.
They found when it comes to fish, females don't find males
with big genitals any more attractive than those with normal or smaller genitals.
90,912
With that we can conclude that it is OK to masturbate on the beach.
With that we can conclude that it
is OK to masturbate on the beach.
90,913
An advertisement for the product shows a girl on a date being enchanted with her young beau when his nipples are covered but disgusted when they are seen poking through his T-shirt.
An advertisement for the product shows a girl on a date being enchanted with her young beau
when his nipples are covered but disgusted when they are seen poking through his T-shirt.
90,914
I hear you asking, “Why would you ever need to leave the Mac, stupid?
I hear you asking, “Why would you
ever need to leave the Mac, stupid?
90,915
Neon sign outside the Super Pussy bar in Patpong district in Bangkok, which features a ping pong show.
Neon sign outside the Super Pussy bar in Patpong district
in Bangkok, which features a ping pong show.
90,916
Only clueless Orthodox Jews who never tasted the elegant fruits of the secular world could drink such sugary urine on a regular basis.
Only clueless Orthodox Jews who never tasted the elegant fruits of the
secular world could drink such sugary urine on a regular basis.
90,917
The way the rider's legs have to kick out to the sides kind of awkwardly in a weird sort of elongated waddle-run just looks...stupid.
The way the rider's legs have to kick out to the sides kind of
awkwardly in a weird sort of elongated waddle-run just looks...stupid.
90,918
That is a long way of saying, inherently there's nothing wrong with attractiveness or liking boobs.
That is a long way of saying, inherently
there's nothing wrong with attractiveness or liking boobs.
90,919
(practically) - 07-10-2009, 02:17 AM 07-10-2009, 02:17 AM Like all typical oversexed negro males, he is fixated on the woman's buttocks.
(practically) - 07-10-2009, 02:17 AM 07-10-2009,
02:17 AM Like all typical oversexed negro males, he is fixated on the woman's buttocks.
90,920
You’ve all heard horror stories of that one friend’s-cousin’s-classmate who put some random object inside her vagina during a heated moment and ended up in the hospital with an embarrassing story—and maybe even some serious physical damage.
You’ve all heard horror stories of that one friend’s-cousin’s-classmate who put some random object inside her vagina
during a heated moment and ended up in the hospital with an embarrassing story—and maybe even some serious physical damage.
90,921
But what no one knew was that Shit Ass The Cat was a magical cat.
But what no one knew was that Shit
Ass The Cat was a magical cat.
90,922
Do you have to work to become an ignorant, close minded, and bigoted piece buff trash, or does it come naturally?
Do you have to work to become an ignorant, close minded
, and bigoted piece buff trash, or does it come naturally?
90,923
First it was Hillary Clinton’s “damn emails” that Bernie Sanders said Americans were sick and tired of hearing about.
First it was Hillary Clinton’s “damn emails” that
Bernie Sanders said Americans were sick and tired of hearing about.
90,924
Once in a while you have one of those bleak epiphanies, a kind of dark satori, where you're fully aware of being alive and in the present moment, and it sucks.
Once in a while you have one of those bleak epiphanies, a kind of dark satori,
where you're fully aware of being alive and in the present moment, and it sucks.
90,925
“You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die.”
“You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet and the void
in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die.”
90,926
Intentional or not, it feels a little like "beware of the gays and their 'disgusting' gay sex."
Intentional or not, it feels a little like "beware
of the gays and their 'disgusting' gay sex."
90,927
"I am a hurricane scientist and this is bullshit," he said, also on Twitter.
"I am a hurricane scientist and this is
bullshit," he said, also on Twitter.
90,928
Politicians in Ireland and Brussels were also labelled “idiots’ and ‘half-wits’ during yesterday’s TV appearance.
Politicians in Ireland and Brussels were also labelled “idiots’
and ‘half-wits’ during yesterday’s TV appearance.
90,929
A player sucks because he dropped a pass, a QB sucks because he threw a pick, or a player is dead to you because he had a bad fantasy week.
A player sucks because he dropped a pass, a QB sucks because he threw a
pick, or a player is dead to you because he had a bad fantasy week.
90,930
Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.
Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort
Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.
90,931
My ass starts twitching the second I sense an article out there deriding romances and the women who make up the majority of romance’s readership.
My ass starts twitching the second I sense an article out there deriding
romances and the women who make up the majority of romance’s readership.
90,932
This is due to the fact that oogling tits comprises somewhere in the neighborhood of 60-100 percent of a man’s daily happiness.
This is due to the fact that oogling tits comprises somewhere in the
neighborhood of 60-100 percent of a man’s daily happiness.
90,933
“I am much relieved that telling citizen theatre performers to fuck off is no longer on my bucket list.”
“I am much relieved that telling citizen theatre performers to
fuck off is no longer on my bucket list.”
90,934
And we had every right to react to the video, as harvested, edited, and presented by WBAY, by opining that Rodgers was acting like an ass.
And we had every right to react to the video, as harvested, edited
, and presented by WBAY, by opining that Rodgers was acting like an ass.
90,935
I told my friend Margaret that I thought Sarah Palin was a bitch… is a bitch.
I told my friend Margaret that I thought Sarah
Palin was a bitch… is a bitch.
90,936
“By now you’ve seen the news and shaken your damn head over the idiocy…This is dumb.
“By now you’ve seen the news and shaken
your damn head over the idiocy…This is dumb.
90,937
Holy Fuck Unveil 'Bird Brains' EP They've also shared a new video for its title track
Holy Fuck Unveil 'Bird Brains' EP They
've also shared a new video for its title track
90,938
The latest additions to the Dick Butt canon come courtesy of deviantART‘s Chlorose, who has endeavored to illustrate a Dick Butt version of every Pokémon.
The latest additions to the Dick Butt canon come courtesy of deviantART‘s Chlorose
, who has endeavored to illustrate a Dick Butt version of every Pokémon.
90,939
The ultra-liberal site Deadspin claims that ESPN “shot itself in the d**k.”
The ultra-liberal site Deadspin claims that
ESPN “shot itself in the d**k.”
90,940
In January of this year, Lawrence Taylor pleaded guilty to sexual misconduct and having sex with an underage prostitute.
In January of this year, Lawrence Taylor pleaded guilty
to sexual misconduct and having sex with an underage prostitute.
90,941
Scholls inserts, drinking wine out of goat bladders, no compass, speaking Latin and Hebrew -- I cannot relate to that shit.
Scholls inserts, drinking wine out of goat bladders, no compass,
speaking Latin and Hebrew -- I cannot relate to that shit.
90,942
Instead of scooping out other men’s semen, writes Bowman, the penile head and corona scoop out vaginal secretions.
Instead of scooping out other men’s semen, writes Bowman
, the penile head and corona scoop out vaginal secretions.
90,943
He segues into the last segment of the special by saying, “We’ll do some 9/11 jokes and then we’ll get the fuck outta here.
He segues into the last segment of the special by saying, “We
’ll do some 9/11 jokes and then we’ll get the fuck outta here.
90,944
“Well then I’ll just have to light a fire under that reporter’s ass, won’t I?”
“Well then I’ll just have to light a fire
under that reporter’s ass, won’t I?”
90,945
Trump seems to accept this: "When she found out, she got in her car and she got her ass over here, and I love her," he says.
Trump seems to accept this: "When she found out, she got in her car
and she got her ass over here, and I love her," he says.
90,946
Ypsilanti locals have started a hashtag and even put up a billboard in an attempt to bring the fecal fiend to justice.
Ypsilanti locals have started a hashtag and even put up a
billboard in an attempt to bring the fecal fiend to justice.
90,947
The broken footwear added to Farrah’s anger, and she soon went on a long rant in which she threatened to “f**king obliterate the f**king scum” living in the house with her.
The broken footwear added to Farrah’s anger, and she soon went on a long rant in
which she threatened to “f**king obliterate the f**king scum” living in the house with her.
90,948
Black Trump Supporter Calls Out CNN at Phoenix Rally: ‘You’re the Real Racists and Fascists!’
Black Trump Supporter Calls Out CNN at Phoenix Rally:
‘You’re the Real Racists and Fascists!’
90,949
Coming in a close second, statistical proof that gun control has reduced gun deaths in countries around the world is something that a significant number of those polled have given up attempting to break down for morons.
Coming in a close second, statistical proof that gun control has reduced gun deaths in countries around the
world is something that a significant number of those polled have given up attempting to break down for morons.
90,950
31:13 CUTE Hot Guys Fuck by JuryGayGuys on Feb 27, 2019 2,098,793 views and 69 likes
31:13 CUTE Hot Guys Fuck by JuryGayGuys on
Feb 27, 2019 2,098,793 views and 69 likes
90,951
A trigger jerk is a mismanipulation of the trigger causing the shot to go somewhere other than its intended location on the target.
A trigger jerk is a mismanipulation of the trigger causing the shot
to go somewhere other than its intended location on the target.
90,952
Of course, anal intercourse is just one of many forms of anal stimulation that people might engage in.
Of course, anal intercourse is just one of many
forms of anal stimulation that people might engage in.
90,953
Description: Fuck why doesnt this fucking site work for fucks sake i dont want a description
Description: Fuck why doesnt this fucking site
work for fucks sake i dont want a description
90,954
Candice Swanepoel says that it wasn't Photoshop that made one of her boobs look bigger than the other in that much-criticized Victoria's Secret ad.
Candice Swanepoel says that it wasn't Photoshop that made one of her boobs
look bigger than the other in that much-criticized Victoria's Secret ad.
90,955
A Southwest Florida man is being held on $100,000 bond for admitting to shooting his wife in the butt.
A Southwest Florida man is being held on $100,000
bond for admitting to shooting his wife in the butt.
90,956
How to Make Your Instagram Vegan AF Without Pissing Your Friends Off
How to Make Your Instagram Vegan
AF Without Pissing Your Friends Off
90,957
Americans knew evil was banal, but we never dreamed it could be this dumb.
Americans knew evil was banal, but we
never dreamed it could be this dumb.
90,958
For most of his life, Alex Pareene gave little thought to Hulk Hogan’s penis.
For most of his life, Alex Pareene
gave little thought to Hulk Hogan’s penis.
90,959
Migrants have dumped rubbish in the streets in protest at not getting a cleaner or wi-fi at the free villa they have been given for shelter.
Migrants have dumped rubbish in the streets in protest at not getting a cleaner
or wi-fi at the free villa they have been given for shelter.
90,960
He's worse than a closeted racist: he's a propagator of despicable garbage that does real damage to the culture around this industry."
He's worse than a closeted racist: he's a propagator of
despicable garbage that does real damage to the culture around this industry."
90,961
The suspect, who appeared intoxicated at the time of the attack, police said, kept punching the victim, saying, “You Jews hate black people, we hate you, too.”
The suspect, who appeared intoxicated at the time of the attack, police said, kept punching
the victim, saying, “You Jews hate black people, we hate you, too.”
90,962
I'll tell you why -- because the available selection of applications designed for Android tablets sucks.
I'll tell you why -- because the available
selection of applications designed for Android tablets sucks.
90,963
A PAIR of morons scaled a sheer rock face for reasons that make no sense whatsoever.
A PAIR of morons scaled a sheer rock
face for reasons that make no sense whatsoever.
90,964
Snoop Dogg has reacted to Kanye West‘s onstage rant at his Sacramento show at the weekend, describing his fellow rapper as a “weird motherfucker… talking weird ass shit”.
Snoop Dogg has reacted to Kanye West‘s onstage rant at his Sacramento show at the weekend
, describing his fellow rapper as a “weird motherfucker… talking weird ass shit”.
90,965
I want to just have laughs on the internet, not have fucking twelve year olds intruding into my personal life.
I want to just have laughs on the internet, not
have fucking twelve year olds intruding into my personal life.
90,966
Uber, Overpriced Hookers and $41.2 Billion Why Uber is the Only One for Me
Uber, Overpriced Hookers and $41.2 Billion
Why Uber is the Only One for Me
90,967
The Persian emperor Ahasuerus (known to historians as Xerxes I) allows himself to be persuaded by Haman, a powerful courtier, that the Jews are a disloyal and disobedient minority who ought to be eradicated.
The Persian emperor Ahasuerus (known to historians as Xerxes I) allows himself to be persuaded by Haman
, a powerful courtier, that the Jews are a disloyal and disobedient minority who ought to be eradicated.
90,968
According to Howey, his wife told him that a story titled "The Bitch From WorldCon" (here's a cached version; here's a screengrab) wasn't the smartest thing he could post, but he ignored her and published it anyway.
According to Howey, his wife told him that a story titled "The Bitch From WorldCon" (here's a cached version
; here's a screengrab) wasn't the smartest thing he could post, but he ignored her and published it anyway.
90,969
Others abhor the mess and aggressive dramas created by these ugly hooligan nuisance birds.
Others abhor the mess and aggressive dramas
created by these ugly hooligan nuisance birds.
90,970
>"Damn… Better if a guy named Sayeed Farouk was reporting that a guy named Christopher Hayes was the shooter.”
>"Damn… Better if a guy named Sayeed Farouk was
reporting that a guy named Christopher Hayes was the shooter.”
90,971
8 A poster on student gossip page Oxfeu wrote: 'Shoutout to those at Piers Gav who decided to f*** a goat'
8 A poster on student gossip page Oxfeu wrote: 'Shoutout to
those at Piers Gav who decided to f*** a goat'
90,972
Donald Trump’s sexual habits have monopolized the front page and the national imagination after video surfaced wherein he bragged to Billy Bush about grabbing women “by the pussy.”
Donald Trump’s sexual habits have monopolized the front page and the national imagination after video
surfaced wherein he bragged to Billy Bush about grabbing women “by the pussy.”
90,973
Lucas tops Malory's shit list because he was her star graduate but went to work for ODIN.
Lucas tops Malory's shit list because he was
her star graduate but went to work for ODIN.
90,974
I'm your friendly neighborhood Animal Control Officer, and I'd like to officially tell you all to bite my ass.
I'm your friendly neighborhood Animal Control Officer, and I
'd like to officially tell you all to bite my ass.
90,975
Olaf gives you the afternoon off, anyway, so you end up making your money doing fuck-all for the rest of the day.
Olaf gives you the afternoon off, anyway, so you end up
making your money doing fuck-all for the rest of the day.
90,976
Well the murder cat is out of the murdery bag, and this is one f*cked up kitty.
Well the murder cat is out of the murdery
bag, and this is one f*cked up kitty.
90,977
I’m sure I’ll eventually run out of gas on this subject, but traffic indicates a genuine interest and my kids are worth it, dammit.
I’m sure I’ll eventually run out of gas on this subject,
but traffic indicates a genuine interest and my kids are worth it, dammit.
90,978
Trying to make sense of everything that happened in the past week, Shannon expressed that the country is “filled with ignorant jacka**es.”
Trying to make sense of everything that happened in the past week,
Shannon expressed that the country is “filled with ignorant jacka**es.”
90,979
"I picked up the hatchet and I told him, you come near me, I'm gonna hit you.
"I picked up the hatchet and I told him,
you come near me, I'm gonna hit you.
90,980
Buyers using the "infant circumcision training kit" could whack away on a model of a male child's genitals with a selection of scalpels.
Buyers using the "infant circumcision training kit" could whack away on
a model of a male child's genitals with a selection of scalpels.
90,981
The remarks included calling people ‘a caveman’, a f***ing control freak’ and ‘smallminded’.
The remarks included calling people ‘a caveman’,
a f***ing control freak’ and ‘smallminded’.
90,982
Ed, the injured climber, and Brice, the falling leader, did one thing amazingly well: they decided they are going to get the fuck off the mountain and live.
Ed, the injured climber, and Brice, the falling leader, did one thing amazingly
well: they decided they are going to get the fuck off the mountain and live.
90,983
A penis is usually nowhere to be found in the story and the perpetrator may not even possess one.
A penis is usually nowhere to be found in the
story and the perpetrator may not even possess one.
90,984
all of us should be killed by God's just wrath against us for the folly
all of us should be killed by God
's just wrath against us for the folly
90,985
A woman being raped, he told the New York Times last week, "is frightened, tight, and so on.
A woman being raped, he told the New York Times last
week, "is frightened, tight, and so on.
90,986
Bleedin' since 11, bitch I ain't new to this feels like a werewolf is living in my uterus
Bleedin' since 11, bitch I ain't new
to this feels like a werewolf is living in my uterus
90,987
We know already: your boss sucks, your salary sucks, your co-workers suck, your commute sucks, your benefits suck, heck, with so much suck in the room it’s starting to feel a little bit like you suck.
We know already: your boss sucks, your salary sucks, your co-workers suck, your commute sucks, your
benefits suck, heck, with so much suck in the room it’s starting to feel a little bit like you suck.
90,988
The fugly mofo shuffled along his bruised knees to tongue Orochimaru's dick hole, only to be suddenly flown through the air.
The fugly mofo shuffled along his bruised knees to tongue Orochimaru's
dick hole, only to be suddenly flown through the air.
90,989
Now, a new video from inside their department paints them as sadistic psychopaths too.
Now, a new video from inside their
department paints them as sadistic psychopaths too.
90,990
Even when Seagal was younger, thinner and gave a modicum of a fuck, he still had all the acting ability of a roadkill badger.
Even when Seagal was younger, thinner and gave a modicum of a
fuck, he still had all the acting ability of a roadkill badger.
90,991
But being a student of Victor Corona was an adventure that soaked me in vodka, covered me in shit—I’ll explain—and educated me on gender, nightlife, and spectacle in ways that I never imagined.
But being a student of Victor Corona was an adventure that soaked me in vodka, covered me in shit
—I’ll explain—and educated me on gender, nightlife, and spectacle in ways that I never imagined.
90,992
Basically, it’ll be like a regular talk show, but instead of a comedian tousling Donald Trump’s hair, you’ll have Ramsay cooking something with him and yelling at him for being fucking awful at it.
Basically, it’ll be like a regular talk show, but instead of a comedian tousling Donald Trump’s
hair, you’ll have Ramsay cooking something with him and yelling at him for being fucking awful at it.
90,993
A new book contains some surprising information about sexy tigers, the cosmetic power of veggies — and how to talk about beauty without being an asshole.
A new book contains some surprising information about sexy tigers, the cosmetic power
of veggies — and how to talk about beauty without being an asshole.
90,994
I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I fuck him up right."
I am breaking every rule in boxing to
make sure I fuck him up right."
90,995
I rushed inside, dropping all the other mail on the way, and tore into that shit as fast as I could.
I rushed inside, dropping all the other mail on the way
, and tore into that shit as fast as I could.
90,996
How could there not be with a man famous for having 13.5-inch-long penis when erect?
How could there not be with a man famous
for having 13.5-inch-long penis when erect?
90,997
If the android was asked a question that had been posed to the real Dick, the robot would answer the question as Dick would.
If the android was asked a question that had been posed to the
real Dick, the robot would answer the question as Dick would.
90,998
Let’s examine the facts of .01% “leaders” figuratively and literally fucking children:
Let’s examine the facts of .01%
“leaders” figuratively and literally fucking children:
90,999
If it’s so, then we have already murdered them by choking into toxic chemicals, industrial waste, millions of litters of raw sewage discharged daily, plastic, and rubbish generated by religious activities.
If it’s so, then we have already murdered them by choking into toxic chemicals, industrial waste
, millions of litters of raw sewage discharged daily, plastic, and rubbish generated by religious activities.