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91,100 | There were times in the room when Matt would come up with the stupidest ideas. | There were times in the room when Matt | would come up with the stupidest ideas. |
91,101 | I’m sure a lot of Muslims have gone through that and since then, every other day it seems like there’s a story in the news about a Muslim blowing himself up, murdering innocent people or taking sex slaves. | I’m sure a lot of Muslims have gone through that and since then, every other day it seems like | there’s a story in the news about a Muslim blowing himself up, murdering innocent people or taking sex slaves. |
91,102 | Most guides for Lazy Bastard are still applicable besides the numbers, such as this one by r3nko. | Most guides for Lazy Bastard are still applicable besides | the numbers, such as this one by r3nko. |
91,103 | When the album was nearly finished, the recordings were stolen from the studio and the back instead recorded the seminal ‘American Idiot’. | When the album was nearly finished, the recordings were stolen from the | studio and the back instead recorded the seminal ‘American Idiot’. |
91,104 | I'm gonna start a website like yours...it will be called www.imaloserandhave alotoftimeandnogirl friend.com" - Anti-Zelph Protester "[You] are a fag who got kicked out of the mormon church for kissing other men. | I'm gonna start a website like yours...it will be called www.imaloserandhave alotoftimeandnogirl friend.com" - Anti- | Zelph Protester "[You] are a fag who got kicked out of the mormon church for kissing other men. |
91,105 | In other words, give employers a right to fire you for having sex on your own time in your own home. | In other words, give employers a right to fire you | for having sex on your own time in your own home. |
91,106 | He say’s “you’d be an idiot not to buy it for five bucks” and after we dug a little deeper, he’s right. | He say’s “you’d be an idiot not to buy it for | five bucks” and after we dug a little deeper, he’s right. |
91,107 | 4th Circuit allows claim against estate of cop for taking photos of teen's penis in sexting probe | 4th Circuit allows claim against estate of cop for | taking photos of teen's penis in sexting probe |
91,108 | If this is the case, Wells seems less the father and more the bastard son. | If this is the case, Wells seems | less the father and more the bastard son. |
91,109 | Here’s what really happened: The other contestant had not, in fact, called me a bitch. | Here’s what really happened: The other contestant had | not, in fact, called me a bitch. |
91,110 | If I tell you I reckon we can smuggle your sister in here would that encourage you to come back? | If I tell you I reckon we can smuggle your | sister in here would that encourage you to come back? |
91,111 | Michelle Bachmann is a quintessential modern Republican - stupid, vicious and loud. | Michelle Bachmann is a quintessential modern Republican | - stupid, vicious and loud. |
91,112 | Do you remember the first time you realized Kratos might just be an asshole? | Do you remember the first time you | realized Kratos might just be an asshole? |
91,113 | “Konami fucked him so good I’m honestly surprised he isn’t already dead inside.” | “Konami fucked him so good I’m honestly | surprised he isn’t already dead inside.” |
91,114 | Will Nigerians wear their agbadas for the screening or will the movie be treated as trash? | Will Nigerians wear their agbadas for the screening | or will the movie be treated as trash? |
91,115 | But someone had to be the first person to ask for €50 in exchange for it, and that person is a son of a bitch. | But someone had to be the first person to ask for €50 in | exchange for it, and that person is a son of a bitch. |
91,116 | I kind of wouldn’t mind going back to the past and fucking with some timelines as well. | I kind of wouldn’t mind going back to | the past and fucking with some timelines as well. |
91,117 | “Life is too short to do mediocre work, and it is definitely too short to build shitty things.” — Stewart Butterfield, Co-founder of Slack | “Life is too short to do mediocre work, and it is definitely too | short to build shitty things.” — Stewart Butterfield, Co-founder of Slack |
91,118 | I read somewhere that that translates to "pile of shit" in Tagalog? | I read somewhere that that translates to | "pile of shit" in Tagalog? |
91,119 | [+265, -3] Fu*k, why can't journalists ever get their facts straight before they release articles? | [+265, -3] Fu*k, why can't | journalists ever get their facts straight before they release articles? |
91,120 | And so I wanted to just be like “shut the fuck up, asshole” but of course I couldn’t do that so I was just like “yeah I know that already from googling it earlier today when you brought it up, rapists don’t usually face charges so that wasn’t particularly surprising to me. | And so I wanted to just be like “shut the fuck up, asshole” but of course I couldn’t do that so I was just like “ | yeah I know that already from googling it earlier today when you brought it up, rapists don’t usually face charges so that wasn’t particularly surprising to me. |
91,121 | Standing in the kitchen, making my ex-wife’s favorite cake for her birthday, I wonder if there’s a Tupperware in the cabinet with my testicles in it. | Standing in the kitchen, making my ex-wife’s favorite cake for her birthday | , I wonder if there’s a Tupperware in the cabinet with my testicles in it. |
91,122 | It's new, it's zesty, and we really believe that ANAL is going to restore Iowa's ‘it' factor." | It's new, it's zesty, and we really believe that | ANAL is going to restore Iowa's ‘it' factor." |
91,123 | "Dude, your latest comic sucks harder than a black hole"
Rather than bitch and moan about it, I thought I'd make a comic about how I believe CollegeHumor gets inspired. | "Dude, your latest comic sucks harder than a black hole"
Rather than bitch and | moan about it, I thought I'd make a comic about how I believe CollegeHumor gets inspired. |
91,124 | "Fugal," "skinflint," "thrifty," "cheap," "penny pincher," "Scrooge, "miser," "quirky," "weird," "wise, "scumbags," "mental," "deranged," "smart," "stupid," "gross, "clever," "vomit," "disgusting," "genius," "sickos." | "Fugal," "skinflint," "thrifty," "cheap," "penny pincher," "Scrooge, "miser," "quirky," "weird," "wise, "scumbags | ," "mental," "deranged," "smart," "stupid," "gross, "clever," "vomit," "disgusting," "genius," "sickos." |
91,125 | ''An op-ed piece commissioned by The Age was given the fake by-line 'Helen Day', some seriously shitty 'youth' editing and turned over to a horde of 18-year-olds who have joined ''We hate Helen'' pages by the thousands,'' she wrote. | ''An op-ed piece commissioned by The Age was given the fake by-line 'Helen Day', some seriously shitty 'youth' editing | and turned over to a horde of 18-year-olds who have joined ''We hate Helen'' pages by the thousands,'' she wrote. |
91,126 | Corey Multer was fired after he contacted Shanelle Matthews on Facebook and called her a “racist pig whore” before telling her, “The world would be a much better place if you jumped in front of a moving train. | Corey Multer was fired after he contacted Shanelle Matthews on Facebook and called her a “racist pig whore” before | telling her, “The world would be a much better place if you jumped in front of a moving train. |
91,127 | After the release of this song, Insane Clown Posse parodied this song with a song called "Slim Anus". | After the release of this song, Insane Clown Posse parodied | this song with a song called "Slim Anus". |
91,128 | “I listened to Jay’s shit, that 4:44,” 50 said in an Instagram video. | “I listened to Jay’s shit, that | 4:44,” 50 said in an Instagram video. |
91,129 | I missed that boat, and now that I’m a woman in my 30s, Patton insists that I am fucked. | I missed that boat, and now that I’m a | woman in my 30s, Patton insists that I am fucked. |
91,130 | A victim told deputies Bennett asked her to be his sex slave and fondled her against her will. | A victim told deputies Bennett asked her to be | his sex slave and fondled her against her will. |
91,131 | Nonetheless, I do know one thing well: People go ape shit over red velvet cake, and I aim to please. | Nonetheless, I do know one thing well: People go ape | shit over red velvet cake, and I aim to please. |
91,132 | It’s tempting to rail against the media’s ability to elicit and amplify such stupidity. | It’s tempting to rail against the media | ’s ability to elicit and amplify such stupidity. |
91,133 | And not awful as in boring, but awful as in stupid, dangerous, and not entertaining. | And not awful as in boring, but awful | as in stupid, dangerous, and not entertaining. |
91,134 | The director posted his latest photo on Twitter this morning, stating that he's "gonna miss this pair of idiots." | The director posted his latest photo on Twitter this morning, stating | that he's "gonna miss this pair of idiots." |
91,135 | Originally published at Bitch Flicks as part of their Women in Science Fiction Week. | Originally published at Bitch Flicks as part | of their Women in Science Fiction Week. |
91,136 | There's another video after the jump, equally unbearable and guaranteed to make your sperm shrivel up and die. | There's another video after the jump, equally unbearable | and guaranteed to make your sperm shrivel up and die. |
91,137 | "But my thinking was: If little boys were supposed to have their penises ‘fixed,’ did that mean we were saying that God made the body imperfect?” | "But my thinking was: If little boys were supposed to have their penises ‘ | fixed,’ did that mean we were saying that God made the body imperfect?” |
91,138 | He hit me very strongly on my left shoulder and said, ‘I hate Muslims.’ | He hit me very strongly on my left shoulder | and said, ‘I hate Muslims.’ |
91,139 | Basically, real shit vocals and perhaps 3 different riffs throughout the album. | Basically, real shit vocals and perhaps | 3 different riffs throughout the album. |
91,140 | And make no mistakes, blood-sucking undeads, because this hand-carved walnut portable suitcase comes loaded with all I need to kill you: | And make no mistakes, blood-sucking undeads, because this hand- | carved walnut portable suitcase comes loaded with all I need to kill you: |
91,141 | Here are the 10 silliest, stupidest and most logically absurd things I’ve heard about the debt ceiling, in no particular order. | Here are the 10 silliest, stupidest and most logically absurd things | I’ve heard about the debt ceiling, in no particular order. |
91,142 | The Cricket can level a truck, blast through five feet of concrete, or shatter the penis of all but the hardiest of extraterrestrials. | The Cricket can level a truck, blast through five feet of concrete | , or shatter the penis of all but the hardiest of extraterrestrials. |
91,143 | Before every show, Stephen visits the green room and tells that evening's guest the same thing: "My character's an idiot. | Before every show, Stephen visits the green room and tells that evening | 's guest the same thing: "My character's an idiot. |
91,144 | I didn’t know that my ex was impersonating me online - inviting strangers to my home to ‘rape me’, ‘humiliate me’ and ‘torture me’. | I didn’t know that my ex was impersonating me online - inviting strangers to my | home to ‘rape me’, ‘humiliate me’ and ‘torture me’. |
91,145 | If you’re intubated (a breathing tube down your throat) you can’t speak. | If you’re intubated (a breathing tube | down your throat) you can’t speak. |
91,146 | Well, short answer, fuck no.I don't need to babysit a half-baked effort. | Well, short answer, fuck no.I do | n't need to babysit a half-baked effort. |
91,147 | For 28 days I knitted a long passage from yarn I inserted each day into my vagina. | For 28 days I knitted a long passage from | yarn I inserted each day into my vagina. |
91,148 | IN ITS MOST OBVIOUS ITERATION, FUCK YOU IS AN ACT OF AGGRESSION. | IN ITS MOST OBVIOUS ITERATION, FUCK | YOU IS AN ACT OF AGGRESSION. |
91,149 | Two of GlobalHack’s three cofounders Gabe Lozano and Drew Winship offered some opening remarks that basically boiled down to, “You’re going to bust your ass this weekend and make something cool. | Two of GlobalHack’s three cofounders Gabe Lozano and Drew Winship offered some opening remarks that basically boiled | down to, “You’re going to bust your ass this weekend and make something cool. |
91,150 | Not everybody who works support at a call center is an idiot, but some certainly are… | Not everybody who works support at a call center | is an idiot, but some certainly are… |
91,151 | "Go find a politician or somebody who's in charge and poke a popsicle stick up their butt. | "Go find a politician or somebody who's in | charge and poke a popsicle stick up their butt. |
91,152 | Think of that artisan coffee shop that made you grind your own beans, or the gallery that contained nothing but impressionist portraits of the artist's own dick. | Think of that artisan coffee shop that made you grind your own beans, or | the gallery that contained nothing but impressionist portraits of the artist's own dick. |
91,153 | I swear, those dragons are so freaking stupid they'd get lost without a line to follow. | I swear, those dragons are so freaking stupid | they'd get lost without a line to follow. |
91,154 | It’s actually possible that the Germans really do suck at internal security and antiterrorism. | It’s actually possible that the Germans really | do suck at internal security and antiterrorism. |
91,155 | Getting an erection in a public place can be embarrassing, but you shouldn't freak out. | Getting an erection in a public place can be | embarrassing, but you shouldn't freak out. |
91,156 | Elephants and odd hoofed mammals (like rhinos and horses) have huge penises, that can be 1.5 m (5 ft) long, but actually the biggest penis belongs to the biggest animal: the blue whale. | Elephants and odd hoofed mammals (like rhinos and horses) have huge penises, that can be 1.5 m | (5 ft) long, but actually the biggest penis belongs to the biggest animal: the blue whale. |
91,157 | I’ve been working on it for weeks and the necessary research included grocery shopping, an impromptu Twitter survey and a *spreadsheet*, and I am a bitch easily excited by things that can only be figured out on a spreadsheet. | I’ve been working on it for weeks and the necessary research included grocery shopping, an impromptu Twitter survey and a | *spreadsheet*, and I am a bitch easily excited by things that can only be figured out on a spreadsheet. |
91,158 | The couple allegedly started abusing and beating the driver and kicking his taxi to damage it, while screaming, "You f****** Indian" and "bloody Indian". | The couple allegedly started abusing and beating the driver and kicking his taxi to damage it, while | screaming, "You f****** Indian" and "bloody Indian". |
91,159 | The point is, whether she’s an American Idol or not, an actress or not, celebrated or not, she’s still a girl petting a dog flashing her panty covered cunt and that makes her a friend of all of ours. | The point is, whether she’s an American Idol or not, an actress or not, celebrated or not, she | ’s still a girl petting a dog flashing her panty covered cunt and that makes her a friend of all of ours. |
91,160 | Pornography, to many Christians, is a gateway drug that leads to all sorts of other sexual peccadillos and immoralities. | Pornography, to many Christians, is a gateway drug that | leads to all sorts of other sexual peccadillos and immoralities. |
91,161 | After you read this, please contemplate why the fuck ##$@^*&(*(^!!! | After you read this, please contemplate why | the fuck ##$@^*&(*(^!!! |
91,162 | I also call bullshit on your "it will surely be fixed when we know | I also call bullshit on your " | it will surely be fixed when we know |
91,163 | The only time women are not attracted to intelligent men is when they have the option of a good looking guy who is dumber than pants on fish. | The only time women are not attracted to intelligent men is when they have | the option of a good looking guy who is dumber than pants on fish. |
91,164 | If the problem of global warming is left only to them, our cars are really going to suck." | If the problem of global warming is left only to | them, our cars are really going to suck." |
91,165 | Suppose the Southern slavemasters were motivated by a hedonistic and carnal selfishness; what good would it do them to provoke their own slaves to wrath and to mercilessly beat, whip, and rape them? | Suppose the Southern slavemasters were motivated by a hedonistic and carnal selfishness; what good would it do | them to provoke their own slaves to wrath and to mercilessly beat, whip, and rape them? |
91,166 | You have a fat sack filled with goodness, two hours to kill, and Netflix on demand ready to go... | You have a fat sack filled with goodness, two hours | to kill, and Netflix on demand ready to go... |
91,167 | Another slave would defecate into the mouth of the miscreant, who would then be gagged for four to five hours."[ | Another slave would defecate into the mouth of the miscreant, who | would then be gagged for four to five hours."[ |
91,168 | If a man isn't interested in a woman, it's totally valid and he doesn't owe anyone an explanation, nor is one expected.If a woman isn't interested in a man, it's because women are stupid, love jerks and never give nice guys the time of day. | If a man isn't interested in a woman, it's totally valid and he doesn't owe anyone an explanation, nor is one expected. | If a woman isn't interested in a man, it's because women are stupid, love jerks and never give nice guys the time of day. |
91,169 | All Joking Aside, I Truly Believe That Trump Is A Sour Pumpkin And That Hillary Is A Rotten Roseberry | All Joking Aside, I Truly Believe That Trump Is | A Sour Pumpkin And That Hillary Is A Rotten Roseberry |
91,170 | “Dear white women please stop using my body to get people to accept your body.” | “Dear white women please stop using my body | to get people to accept your body.” |
91,171 | “I used to suck, screw, and jerk anything that moved just to get a story.” | “I used to suck, screw, and jerk | anything that moved just to get a story.” |
91,172 | “Instead, he regarded Black people as “pests of society” to be brutalized, raped, exploited, and monetized. | “Instead, he regarded Black people as “pests of society | ” to be brutalized, raped, exploited, and monetized. |
91,173 | I wrote about how the Tea Party GOP wants to kill the "useless eaters" here. | I wrote about how the Tea Party GOP wants | to kill the "useless eaters" here. |
91,174 | While all the “good” Theros Block decks start off slow, Dirt Cheap Dirty Blue slides under with tiny blue idiots and holds up for counters and tricks forever. | While all the “good” Theros Block decks start off slow, Dirt Cheap Dirty | Blue slides under with tiny blue idiots and holds up for counters and tricks forever. |
91,175 | He’s a flimflam artist, a racial flamethrower, a selfish jerk who hasn’t done a thing for anybody but himself, a guy who shouldn’t be allowed near the Oval Office unless he’s accompanied by a certified tour guide. | He’s a flimflam artist, a racial flamethrower, a selfish jerk who hasn’t done a thing for anybody but | himself, a guy who shouldn’t be allowed near the Oval Office unless he’s accompanied by a certified tour guide. |
91,176 | "Salute to MC Ren for showing me how at that time, hoes ain't shit." | "Salute to MC Ren for showing me how | at that time, hoes ain't shit." |
91,177 | The Carefree ad has been causing a stir for using the word "vagina". | The Carefree ad has been causing a stir | for using the word "vagina". |
91,178 | Whether they’re talking about economics, taxes, debt, medicine, science, history, culture or climatology, their entire “cult” of nonsensical beliefs are superbly ridiculous and embarrassingly moronic. | Whether they’re talking about economics, taxes, debt, medicine, science, history, culture | or climatology, their entire “cult” of nonsensical beliefs are superbly ridiculous and embarrassingly moronic. |
91,179 | Oh, and here is an example of something that “Can’t be appealed” because apparently, even fully clothed butt grabbing (something that you see in public all the fucking time) is toooo much for your good old oppressive values. | Oh, and here is an example of something that “Can’t be appealed” because apparently, even fully clothed butt | grabbing (something that you see in public all the fucking time) is toooo much for your good old oppressive values. |
91,180 | She stripped him, encouraged him to get on all fours and then put lubricant on him and began moving the dildo around his bottom area, the court heard. | She stripped him, encouraged him to get on all fours and then put lubricant | on him and began moving the dildo around his bottom area, the court heard. |
91,181 | "It is not even what the most stupid corruption offender would do," he said. | "It is not even what the most stupid | corruption offender would do," he said. |
91,182 | He videotaped a rant on his Facebook page about the “evil” kidnapping and torture of the mentally disabled white teen at the hands of 4 horrible black thugs and talks about what would happen if the races in this horrific act were reversed. | He videotaped a rant on his Facebook page about the “evil” kidnapping and torture of the mentally disabled white teen at | the hands of 4 horrible black thugs and talks about what would happen if the races in this horrific act were reversed. |
91,183 | “Yes, that is audio of Donald Trump in 2005 telling a giggling Billy Bush that one of the perks of fame is that he can grab women’s genitalia without permission,” Oliver said after playing the 2005 recording of the billionaire business man bragging about attempting to “fuck” married women. | “Yes, that is audio of Donald Trump in 2005 telling a giggling Billy Bush that one of the perks of fame is that he can grab | women’s genitalia without permission,” Oliver said after playing the 2005 recording of the billionaire business man bragging about attempting to “fuck” married women. |
91,184 | “Evolutionary Psychology” Is A Load Of Fucking Shit February 18, 2009 | “Evolutionary Psychology” Is A Load | Of Fucking Shit February 18, 2009 |
91,185 | Police: Woman, 26, Removed Bikini Top in Café, Fondled Breasts, Tugged On Her Nipple Ring Share | Police: Woman, 26, Removed Bikini Top in | Café, Fondled Breasts, Tugged On Her Nipple Ring Share |
91,186 | 10 Ways In Which 'Frozen' Was Saved From Being Just Another Stupid Princess Movie | 10 Ways In Which 'Frozen' Was | Saved From Being Just Another Stupid Princess Movie |
91,187 | Just kidding bitch, I'm in ISIS now," caused "#MacklemorejoinedISIS" to become a worldwide trending topic. | Just kidding bitch, I'm in ISIS now," | caused "#MacklemorejoinedISIS" to become a worldwide trending topic. |
91,188 | Here, for instance, is an instance of unmitigated bullshit being spoken about climate change, reproduced entirely uncritically in the Guardian: | Here, for instance, is an instance of unmitigated bullshit being | spoken about climate change, reproduced entirely uncritically in the Guardian: |
91,189 | The kind of sex toy used to strike his girlfriend has yet to be identified. | The kind of sex toy used to strike | his girlfriend has yet to be identified. |
91,190 | “We the servants of Allah intend to avenge our peoples by destroying the families of unbelievers in the land of hate. | “We the servants of Allah intend to avenge our peoples | by destroying the families of unbelievers in the land of hate. |
91,191 | Which young capybaras evidently think nipples should dangle from between ones legs. | Which young capybaras evidently think nipples | should dangle from between ones legs. |
91,192 | Eighty-five percent of women are pleased with their partner's penis proportions — yet many normal men suffer "small-penis syndrome," urologists report. | Eighty-five percent of women are pleased with their partner's penis proportions — | yet many normal men suffer "small-penis syndrome," urologists report. |
91,193 | One of the people who cursed Ljunggren called him a “Jewish devil,” “Jewish shit” and another told him to “get out.” | One of the people who cursed Ljunggren called him a “Jewish devil, | ” “Jewish shit” and another told him to “get out.” |
91,194 | Even the editorial page of the Washington Post recognized how stupid this proposal is: | Even the editorial page of the Washington | Post recognized how stupid this proposal is: |
91,195 | "I don't know if Julianne Moore's flying breasts in 'The Big Lebowski.' | "I don't know if Julianne Moore's | flying breasts in 'The Big Lebowski.' |
91,196 | Mat Honan summed it up nicely last month: No One Uses Smart TV Internet Because It Sucks. | Mat Honan summed it up nicely last month: | No One Uses Smart TV Internet Because It Sucks. |
91,197 | Awesome paint apps, detail and he's in one of the best poses to kick some serious ass !! | Awesome paint apps, detail and he's in one | of the best poses to kick some serious ass !! |
91,198 | Out of all the stupid things this guy could have had tattooed on himself, he decided to go with Frank Zappa picking his nose. | Out of all the stupid things this guy could have had tattooed on | himself, he decided to go with Frank Zappa picking his nose. |
91,199 | Jones was asked several questions and repeated the phrase "Suck. | Jones was asked several questions and | repeated the phrase "Suck. |
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