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They don’t remind you at all of penises (unless they slightly do), and he wanted to be more like his friend with a beer.
They don’t remind you at all of penises (unless they slightly do
), and he wanted to be more like his friend with a beer.
91,001
“Let them call me rebel and welcome,” Paine wrote, “I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man.”
“Let them call me rebel and welcome,” Paine wrote, “I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were
I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man.”
91,002
Lovely socialist Sweden again and it’s staggering Muslim rape waves.
Lovely socialist Sweden again and it
’s staggering Muslim rape waves.
91,003
So fuck all you hating twitter bitches, have a great time spending the rest of your day seething over my options and choices — Ronda Rousey (@RondaRousey) August 10, 2013
So fuck all you hating twitter bitches, have a great time spending the rest of your
day seething over my options and choices — Ronda Rousey (@RondaRousey) August 10, 2013
91,004
After experimenting on male friends, she cajoled Jimi Hendrix into casting his penis in 1968, just one year after his seminal Are You Experienced?
After experimenting on male friends, she cajoled Jimi Hendrix into casting his
penis in 1968, just one year after his seminal Are You Experienced?
91,005
Obama got FACEFUCKED on nationa tv and he stood there whining and squeeling like a lib faggot getting his ass pounded for the first time!
Obama got FACEFUCKED on nationa tv and he stood there whining and squeeling
like a lib faggot getting his ass pounded for the first time!
91,006
Finding a way to make the AI not behave like a drooling idiot is a key part of this.
Finding a way to make the AI not behave like
a drooling idiot is a key part of this.
91,007
Bet you sick freaks can’t wait for me to make my move so you can watch.”
Bet you sick freaks can’t wait for me
to make my move so you can watch.”
91,008
113 Go with God, Motherfucker ilona-lab 216 Solitude ilona-lab 33 Down to the Dream ilona-lab 36 Black Wings ilona-lab 34 Ligeya ilona-lab 26 Walsh ilona-lab 276 Pin up Cloe ilona-lab 578 Cloe ilona-lab 362
113 Go with God, Motherfucker ilona-lab 216 Solitude ilona-lab 33 Down to the Dream ilona-lab 36 Black Wings
ilona-lab 34 Ligeya ilona-lab 26 Walsh ilona-lab 276 Pin up Cloe ilona-lab 578 Cloe ilona-lab 362
91,009
After a game like Monday's, you order the necklace, and you wear it around your neck until the next ultra-miserable loss.
After a game like Monday's, you order the necklace, and
you wear it around your neck until the next ultra-miserable loss.
91,010
“It has become clear that if a person writes the expression ‘party of swindlers and thieves’ in their blog then they are a stupid sheep getting f****d in the mouth :)” the post read.
“It has become clear that if a person writes the expression ‘party of swindlers and thieves’
in their blog then they are a stupid sheep getting f****d in the mouth :)” the post read.
91,011
Racist chants, fingers almost lost to frostbite and a Facebook page filled with graphic pictures of unconscious women and drug transactions.
Racist chants, fingers almost lost to frostbite and a Facebook
page filled with graphic pictures of unconscious women and drug transactions.
91,012
Whoever says he’s 100 percent right is a fanatic, a thug, and the worst kind of rascal. — An old Jew of Galicia
Whoever says he’s 100 percent right is a fanatic, a thug
, and the worst kind of rascal. — An old Jew of Galicia
91,013
If Shurmur can survive the stupidity that is the Browns, he can survive the stupidity that has been the McCaskey ownership.
If Shurmur can survive the stupidity that is the Browns,
he can survive the stupidity that has been the McCaskey ownership.
91,014
He doesn't give a rat's ass what anyone thinks about the Bush/Cheney administration.
He doesn't give a rat's ass what
anyone thinks about the Bush/Cheney administration.
91,015
You do not just go out and give a shitting statement against a country.”
You do not just go out and give
a shitting statement against a country.”
91,016
Yes, nearly every defense program, the sensible ones and stupid ones alike.
Yes, nearly every defense program,
the sensible ones and stupid ones alike.
91,017
It’s just that she is out there allegedly fuckin’ the rockstars of her dreams and you out there fuckin’ groupies.
It’s just that she is out there allegedly fuckin’ the
rockstars of her dreams and you out there fuckin’ groupies.
91,018
Most people would rather see a freaking ticking time bomb in their cabinet than a nest of these bastards.
Most people would rather see a freaking ticking time bomb
in their cabinet than a nest of these bastards.
91,019
and began eating his own feces followed by with what sounded like “F*ck Obama!”
and began eating his own feces followed by
with what sounded like “F*ck Obama!”
91,020
"She was told Trump supporters were white trash, hillbilly, and uneducated," Bucy said.
"She was told Trump supporters were white trash
, hillbilly, and uneducated," Bucy said.
91,021
Ask Urban Dictionary and it’ll tell you that a honey badger is “one fearless mother fucker!”
Ask Urban Dictionary and it’ll tell you that a
honey badger is “one fearless mother fucker!”
91,022
The video for ‘Death March,’ cut by Jason Gilmore at Urgency Company, is merely a reconfiguration of the cinematic triumph that is Sorceress, because…well, that shit is crazy.”
The video for ‘Death March,’ cut by Jason Gilmore at Urgency Company, is merely a
reconfiguration of the cinematic triumph that is Sorceress, because…well, that shit is crazy.”
91,023
the idea that of pointing out the “two sides of the same coin” is absolute bullshit.
the idea that of pointing out the “two
sides of the same coin” is absolute bullshit.
91,024
It’s just human behavior too go nuts once in a while an fuck up everyone and everything.
It’s just human behavior too go nuts once
in a while an fuck up everyone and everything.
91,025
“The stupid play in the first inning, we don’t tell the guy to slide, we lose by one run, you know?
“The stupid play in the first inning, we don’t tell
the guy to slide, we lose by one run, you know?
91,026
And although it was funny the first couple times, it's really fucking irritating to hear.
And although it was funny the first couple times
, it's really fucking irritating to hear.
91,027
She’s intimidating the way Yellow is, but she gets you comfortable before fucking you UP
She’s intimidating the way Yellow is,
but she gets you comfortable before fucking you UP
91,028
"Black Jack" Pershing had 49 Muslims shot and killed with bullets dripping with porcine blood, which Muslims consider filthy and unholy.
"Black Jack" Pershing had 49 Muslims shot and killed with
bullets dripping with porcine blood, which Muslims consider filthy and unholy.
91,029
Because right about now it should be dawning on Trump that politics isn’t just business for stupid people.
Because right about now it should be dawning on Trump
that politics isn’t just business for stupid people.
91,030
I am a great believer in the advice of American Economist Alex Tabarrok: “A Bet is a Tax on Bullshit”
I am a great believer in the advice of American Economist
Alex Tabarrok: “A Bet is a Tax on Bullshit”
91,031
"I would say his actions are the actions of an idiot, especially his actions against the Latino community," Kaine said.
"I would say his actions are the actions of an idiot
, especially his actions against the Latino community," Kaine said.
91,032
Here, Apple is saying, “If it pleases the court, tell the FBI to go fuck themselves." pic.twitter.com/OxzaaOjNwj — Jonathan Ździarski (@JZdziarski) March 15, 2016
Here, Apple is saying, “If it pleases the court, tell the FBI
to go fuck themselves." pic.twitter.com/OxzaaOjNwj — Jonathan Ździarski (@JZdziarski) March 15, 2016
91,033
The Drudge Report, which is still hugely important in setting the conservative media's agenda, has basically become the Newt Sucks Report.
The Drudge Report, which is still hugely important in setting the
conservative media's agenda, has basically become the Newt Sucks Report.
91,034
After the game, Jelena Karleusa posted a strongly worded message on Twitter defending her husband and attacking Van Persie, writing "R. van Persie is one stupid motherf**ker.
After the game, Jelena Karleusa posted a strongly worded message on Twitter defending her
husband and attacking Van Persie, writing "R. van Persie is one stupid motherf**ker.
91,035
Grim: Mao Sugiyama, 22, prepares to serve up his genitals as dinner for five paying guests at a party he organised in Tokyo, Japan
Grim: Mao Sugiyama, 22, prepares to serve up his genitals as
dinner for five paying guests at a party he organised in Tokyo, Japan
91,036
The facts aren’t on Sarah Palin’s side, Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert declared Thursday night, before passing verdict on Palin’s new book, Going Rogue: It’s a “steaming pile of shit.”
The facts aren’t on Sarah Palin’s side, Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert declared Thursday night, before
passing verdict on Palin’s new book, Going Rogue: It’s a “steaming pile of shit.”
91,037
"When you become famous, you've got like a year or two where you act like a real asshole," Bill Murray told Tom Shales and James Miller when they interviewed him for Live from New York, their oral history of Saturday Night Live.
"When you become famous, you've got like a year or two where you act like a real asshole," Bill
Murray told Tom Shales and James Miller when they interviewed him for Live from New York, their oral history of Saturday Night Live.
91,038
Unless you actually are one, chances are you find mimes annoying as shit.
Unless you actually are one, chances
are you find mimes annoying as shit.
91,039
Should any non-indigenous men (either biologically male, or any persons identifying as male) gain access to the island, they are to be terminated on sight.
Should any non-indigenous men (either biologically male, or any persons identifying as
male) gain access to the island, they are to be terminated on sight.
91,040
An extremely clumsy man needed medical assistance after getting his penis jammed in a pipe for two days while painting in the nude.
An extremely clumsy man needed medical assistance after getting his penis jammed
in a pipe for two days while painting in the nude.
91,041
These idiot LDS Mormon immigration traitors are overwhelmingly pussyfooters – going with the flow, enjoying being considered:
These idiot LDS Mormon immigration traitors are overwhelmingly pussyfooters
– going with the flow, enjoying being considered:
91,042
The man then confronted Rodríguez with a pistol, saying, “Today is the day I’m going to kill you.”
The man then confronted Rodríguez with a pistol, saying, “
Today is the day I’m going to kill you.”
91,043
The man, wearing a t-shirt that said, “I’m American, I’m a Muslim, I open carry, I conceal carry, and I’m dangerous only if you’re stupid,” was approached by a security guard and told to leave.
The man, wearing a t-shirt that said, “I’m American, I’m a Muslim, I open carry,
I conceal carry, and I’m dangerous only if you’re stupid,” was approached by a security guard and told to leave.
91,044
After President Duterte took office, he called the deal “stupid.”
After President Duterte took office, he
called the deal “stupid.”
91,045
Man Haron Monis painted the breasts and bodies of women with water, massaged their breasts and rubbed his genitals against them and raped them in 'spiritual healing' sessions all over Sydney going back 13 years, the documents allege.
Man Haron Monis painted the breasts and bodies of women with water, massaged their breasts and rubbed his genitals against
them and raped them in 'spiritual healing' sessions all over Sydney going back 13 years, the documents allege.
91,046
She stopped her lesson to sign over and over “bush dirty bad stupid not chimp,” and persisted until the offending person told her that he agreed Bush was not a chimp, and that chimps are not dirty bad and stupid like Bush.
She stopped her lesson to sign over and over “bush dirty bad stupid not chimp,” and persisted until the offending
person told her that he agreed Bush was not a chimp, and that chimps are not dirty bad and stupid like Bush.
91,047
Straight from the bullshit department: a recent survey of 1500 women has found that men who own an iPhone are more attractive than those who do not.
Straight from the bullshit department: a recent survey of 1500 women has found
that men who own an iPhone are more attractive than those who do not.
91,048
Man can Tripp yell like a motherfucker - and the shit that comes out of that kid's ass.
Man can Tripp yell like a motherfucker - and the
shit that comes out of that kid's ass.
91,049
With the right software, there is almost no limit to how big an asshole he could be.
With the right software, there is almost no
limit to how big an asshole he could be.
91,050
Pegged, on the other hand, just seems to beg the addition "my ass."
Pegged, on the other hand, just seems
to beg the addition "my ass."
91,051
It’s believed the 39-year-old met with her husband and began performing a sex act, before slicing off his penis.
It’s believed the 39-year-old met with her husband and
began performing a sex act, before slicing off his penis.
91,052
The curse was called down upon the Colonel by the deformed son of the witch.
The curse was called down upon the Colonel
by the deformed son of the witch.
91,053
Are men so stupid as to not have learned even with females openly exposing their true nature, and so they’ll rush back to the old arrangement willingly?
Are men so stupid as to not have learned even with females openly exposing their
true nature, and so they’ll rush back to the old arrangement willingly?
91,054
One or more of the soldiers may have touched her breasts, police said.
One or more of the soldiers may
have touched her breasts, police said.
91,055
At one point in a video of the incident posted to YouTube, student Jonatha Carr screams, "I will kill the fuck out of you."
At one point in a video of the incident posted to YouTube, student
Jonatha Carr screams, "I will kill the fuck out of you."
91,056
TRUMP, when will you understand that I am not paying for that fucken wall.
TRUMP, when will you understand that I
am not paying for that fucken wall.
91,057
In important ways, the country's children appear to be becoming dumber.
In important ways, the country's
children appear to be becoming dumber.
91,058
You're like Bruce Wayne watching his parents get murdered except yeah, it's definitely your fault.
You're like Bruce Wayne watching his parents get
murdered except yeah, it's definitely your fault.
91,059
The larger the dark sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark.
The larger the dark sucker, the
greater its capacity to suck dark.
91,060
And I don’t, honestly, want you to tell me that I needed a gun in order to prevent my rape.
And I don’t, honestly, want you to tell me
that I needed a gun in order to prevent my rape.
91,061
And now I can go to bed happy, having not done a god damned thing or sacrificed one bit for my fellow man, but wholly convinced I am an awesome person because I didn’t fuck with my fat cat. The human mind rules.
And now I can go to bed happy, having not done a god damned thing or sacrificed one bit for my fellow man
, but wholly convinced I am an awesome person because I didn’t fuck with my fat cat. The human mind rules.
91,062
And it sure as hell wasn't because he thought with his phaser or his dick.
And it sure as hell wasn't because
he thought with his phaser or his dick.
91,063
“It’s like a flight to Mars to get there, but the payoff is so fuckin’ rad.”
“It’s like a flight to Mars to get there
, but the payoff is so fuckin’ rad.”
91,064
Since then he’s shifted to “justify my continued presence in the race” mode, which is impelling the campaign to do some desperate and stupid things.
Since then he’s shifted to “justify my continued presence in the race”
mode, which is impelling the campaign to do some desperate and stupid things.
91,065
Sometimes you just want to laugh at hateful words being used to demean others without all the bullshit, you know?
Sometimes you just want to laugh at hateful words being used
to demean others without all the bullshit, you know?
91,066
As far as I can tell Millie is a normal enough young woman of 26, neither a genius nor an idiot.
As far as I can tell Millie is a normal enough
young woman of 26, neither a genius nor an idiot.
91,067
Prepare a pair (or a hundred) of tissues and watch the threesome of your existence!
Prepare a pair (or a hundred) of
tissues and watch the threesome of your existence!
91,068
The teeth are angled so they allow penetration, but bite like a shark as the penis is removed; supposedly causing so much pain that it will give the woman a chance to escape.
The teeth are angled so they allow penetration, but bite like a shark as the penis is
removed; supposedly causing so much pain that it will give the woman a chance to escape.
91,069
Of course, some of these spineless apologists have asked me how I’d feel if Trump grabbed my daughter by the pussy.
Of course, some of these spineless apologists have asked me how
I’d feel if Trump grabbed my daughter by the pussy.
91,070
Because if your share price depends on us… well, then you can fuck off.
Because if your share price depends on us
… well, then you can fuck off.
91,071
In stupid debates all around the country, stupid NFL fans love to fall back on the trope of the Top 5 QB.
In stupid debates all around the country, stupid NFL fans love
to fall back on the trope of the Top 5 QB.
91,072
According to the study, 95 percent of people agree that when a penis goes into a vagina then "sex"—that thing that we have spent so much much, waged so many wars, and sweated so many hours in the gym to attain—has occurred.
According to the study, 95 percent of people agree that when a penis goes into a vagina then "sex"—that thing that we
have spent so much much, waged so many wars, and sweated so many hours in the gym to attain—has occurred.
91,073
Oh, BTW, for a variety of reasons, the pictures in this post suck.
Oh, BTW, for a variety of
reasons, the pictures in this post suck.
91,074
Adam Mansbach is author of the bestselling children’s book Go the F*** to Sleep.
Adam Mansbach is author of the bestselling children’s
book Go the F*** to Sleep.
91,075
WA'S first fixed freeway speed camera has snapped 20,000 "absolute idiots" in the five days since it was installed - including one driver clocked travelling at 199km/h.
WA'S first fixed freeway speed camera has snapped 20,000 "absolute idiots" in the
five days since it was installed - including one driver clocked travelling at 199km/h.
91,076
You're an adult and you've finally got your shit together-- you've come to appreciate the recorded output of Sade, cereal is no longer an acceptable dinner option, and you're having civilized, regularly scheduled conversations with your parents.
You're an adult and you've finally got your shit together-- you've come to appreciate the recorded output of Sade
, cereal is no longer an acceptable dinner option, and you're having civilized, regularly scheduled conversations with your parents.
91,077
Witnesses to the suspected Finsbury Park terrorist attack claim a man shouted “I'm going to kill all Muslims” after a van ploughed into people near the area's mosque.
Witnesses to the suspected Finsbury Park terrorist attack claim a man shouted “I'm going
to kill all Muslims” after a van ploughed into people near the area's mosque.
91,078
Mostly we question how so many remarkably stupid people continue to fancy themselves intelligent.
Mostly we question how so many remarkably
stupid people continue to fancy themselves intelligent.
91,079
(Was it only a couple days ago that Cliven Bundy said blacks would be better off picking cotton as slaves?
(Was it only a couple days ago that Cliven Bundy
said blacks would be better off picking cotton as slaves?
91,080
"He (Merle) started talking about this moronic tie-in without talking to any of us," Rosanne Cash told the Tennessean.
"He (Merle) started talking about this moronic tie-in
without talking to any of us," Rosanne Cash told the Tennessean.
91,081
It made me cum even harder knowing that I was such a dirty little slut and that I had to play with myself while others were watching.
It made me cum even harder knowing that I was such a dirty little
slut and that I had to play with myself while others were watching.
91,082
Donald Trump, was raping 13-year-old girls at Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile parties in 1994. -- What is it like when Donald Trump ties you up and rapes you, when you are a 13-year-old virgin?
Donald Trump, was raping 13-year-old girls at Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile parties in 1994. -- What is
it like when Donald Trump ties you up and rapes you, when you are a 13-year-old virgin?
91,083
Moving into this position requires that the partners begin with woman on top sexual position with penis penetrating the woman and then:
Moving into this position requires that the partners begin with woman
on top sexual position with penis penetrating the woman and then:
91,084
Pakistani and Chinese researchers have discovered a fungus which feeds on plastic in a rubbish dump in Islamabad.
Pakistani and Chinese researchers have discovered a fungus which
feeds on plastic in a rubbish dump in Islamabad.
91,085
Child Rape, Penn State and the Catholic Church: Is Religion Especially Bad? – Greta Christina.
Child Rape, Penn State and the Catholic Church
: Is Religion Especially Bad? – Greta Christina.
91,086
Son of a whore, I will curse you in that forum," Duterte told reporters when asked about his message for Obama.
Son of a whore, I will curse you in that forum
," Duterte told reporters when asked about his message for Obama.
91,087
Or OR consider drawing your own damn art instead of policing others because “m-muh fat representation!!”
Or OR consider drawing your own damn art instead of policing
others because “m-muh fat representation!!”
91,088
Dior Homme has tapped the pretty motherfucker for their new Fall campaign, for which several images were unveiled today.
Dior Homme has tapped the pretty motherfucker for their new
Fall campaign, for which several images were unveiled today.
91,089
He doesn't have a vagina so why does it matter that he knows anything about it?
He doesn't have a vagina so why does
it matter that he knows anything about it?
91,090
Of all the stupid vanities in a business that specializes in stupid vanities, the possessory credit takes the cake.
Of all the stupid vanities in a business that specializes
in stupid vanities, the possessory credit takes the cake.
91,091
Joffery is still a jerk, Ned is still dead and, naturally, Winter is still coming.
Joffery is still a jerk, Ned is still
dead and, naturally, Winter is still coming.
91,092
Sex acts with animals are legal in Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved, according to a surprise ruling issued by the Supreme Court.
Sex acts with animals are legal in Canada, so long as there is
no penetration involved, according to a surprise ruling issued by the Supreme Court.
91,093
He called one of the writers, David Corn, a "disgusting piece of garbage," a "guttersnipe liar," and a "far-left assassin."
He called one of the writers, David Corn, a "disgusting piece of garbage
," a "guttersnipe liar," and a "far-left assassin."
91,094
Best option is to block these idiots from the start so they can't comment to begin with.
Best option is to block these idiots from the
start so they can't comment to begin with.
91,095
(This shit definitely was going on in schools when I was in high school, which was….yeah, 20 years ago)
(This shit definitely was going on in schools when I was
in high school, which was….yeah, 20 years ago)
91,096
In other words, you’ll SUCK at running, and you don’t want that, do you?
In other words, you’ll SUCK at running,
and you don’t want that, do you?
91,097
A death erection (sometimes referred to as “angel lust”) is a post-mortem erection which occurs when a male individual dies vertically or face-down – the cadaver remaining in this position.
A death erection (sometimes referred to as “angel lust”) is a post-mortem erection
which occurs when a male individual dies vertically or face-down – the cadaver remaining in this position.
91,098
They claim he asked them if he could take his penis out as soon as they got into the room.
They claim he asked them if he could take his
penis out as soon as they got into the room.
91,099
Decided to re-sketch Cecilia, since the last sketch was an over-glorified fukkin doodle of sorts.
Decided to re-sketch Cecilia, since the last
sketch was an over-glorified fukkin doodle of sorts.