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Recently there’s been a whole load of ish around this video of Laidback Luke, Lucy Liu and some European guy pretending to be doing stuff behind the booth at some fucking festival for noobs somewhere in USA probably, cuz that’s the noob capital of the world.
Recently there’s been a whole load of ish around this video of Laidback Luke, Lucy Liu and some European guy pretending to be
doing stuff behind the booth at some fucking festival for noobs somewhere in USA probably, cuz that’s the noob capital of the world.
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Ger riles Faithful with "fat legs, bellies and arses" remark February 14, 2014
Ger riles Faithful with "fat legs,
bellies and arses" remark February 14, 2014
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And according to the rules in her comic book Bitch Planet, she'd be sent to interplanetary jail, with all the other non-compliant women of the world.
And according to the rules in her comic book Bitch Planet, she'd be sent
to interplanetary jail, with all the other non-compliant women of the world.
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“Get down on the ground, dude, down on the f*cking ground,” Murillo’s partner could be heard yelling.
“Get down on the ground, dude, down on the
f*cking ground,” Murillo’s partner could be heard yelling.
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And, believe it or not, a real human story with some real and valuable life lessons – which is not exactly what you’d expect from a bunch of guys dressed like big ugly hookers.”
And, believe it or not, a real human story with some real and valuable life lessons –
which is not exactly what you’d expect from a bunch of guys dressed like big ugly hookers.”
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As you can imagine, the crowd went absolutely ape shit the moment the “Ripple” bust out begins.
As you can imagine, the crowd went absolutely ape
shit the moment the “Ripple” bust out begins.
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At some point during your kid’s first year, you will be awakened in the middle of the night by a sound that will scare the living shit out of you.
At some point during your kid’s first year, you will be awakened in the
middle of the night by a sound that will scare the living shit out of you.
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If they are old enough to talk, they may refer to themselves as stupid and ugly, friendless, unloved and unlovable, worthless, or even hopeless.
If they are old enough to talk, they may refer to themselves as stupid
and ugly, friendless, unloved and unlovable, worthless, or even hopeless.
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No matter if that occasional coffee or cocktail helps bring an all-too-brief twinkling of joy to your miserable overworked existence – you are a profligate wastrel, a spendthrift snowflake with an entitlement complex, a parasite.
No matter if that occasional coffee or cocktail helps bring an all-too-brief twinkling of joy to your
miserable overworked existence – you are a profligate wastrel, a spendthrift snowflake with an entitlement complex, a parasite.
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During their abuse of the man, the black people chanted “Fuck white people!”
During their abuse of the man, the
black people chanted “Fuck white people!”
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Anyway, when Palin was doing her due diligence before hiring Vincent, she probably didn't look into her association with McCain, because she probably just assumed it was John McCain, because she's an idiot.
Anyway, when Palin was doing her due diligence before hiring Vincent, she probably didn't look into her
association with McCain, because she probably just assumed it was John McCain, because she's an idiot.
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His son called the emergency services, who treated the burns on his scrotum and feet.
His son called the emergency services, who
treated the burns on his scrotum and feet.
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So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is.
So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy
, can’t speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is.
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Talk about a fucking narcissistic, self-absorbed, wants to get on TV and gain exposure, irresponsible, Grade A – CUNT Nominated by: Boaby Holly Brockwell deserves an almighty cunting.
Talk about a fucking narcissistic, self-absorbed, wants to get on TV and gain exposure,
irresponsible, Grade A – CUNT Nominated by: Boaby Holly Brockwell deserves an almighty cunting.
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The alleged was caught smuggling MDMA by sniffer dogs, with the drugs slathered in vegemite and cling-wrapped to his penis at the St Kilda music festival.
The alleged was caught smuggling MDMA by sniffer dogs, with the drugs slathered in
vegemite and cling-wrapped to his penis at the St Kilda music festival.
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Capitol, angry over the proposed health care bill, shouted "nigger" Saturday at U.S.
Capitol, angry over the proposed health care
bill, shouted "nigger" Saturday at U.S.
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There’s a lot of zombie stuff out there, and most of it is crap.
There’s a lot of zombie stuff out
there, and most of it is crap.
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She's a bit daft and get this, she wants to 'settle down and get married' Silly cow, spoiling all my fun.
She's a bit daft and get this, she wants to '
settle down and get married' Silly cow, spoiling all my fun.
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No, I am a special type of idiot: one in which my measured intelligence is in the top two percent of those measured, but whose propensity towards doing stupid things nears infinity.
No, I am a special type of idiot: one in which my measured intelligence is in
the top two percent of those measured, but whose propensity towards doing stupid things nears infinity.
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Just hours after Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber said sorry for referring to the “stupidity of the American voter,” a second video surfaced of him saying essentially the same thing on a different occasion — once again calling the U.S. electorate “stupid.”
Just hours after Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber said sorry for referring to the “stupidity of the American voter,” a second
video surfaced of him saying essentially the same thing on a different occasion — once again calling the U.S. electorate “stupid.”
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My alma mater is Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Greatest Show on Earth Clown College, so I'm damning with faint praise, but I'm stupider than this here stupid president.
My alma mater is Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Greatest Show on Earth Clown College,
so I'm damning with faint praise, but I'm stupider than this here stupid president.
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The voice and guitar keep building as more instruments join this sonorous orgy of banjos and mandolins making love in a grassy meadow somewhere.
The voice and guitar keep building as more instruments join this sonorous
orgy of banjos and mandolins making love in a grassy meadow somewhere.
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"If anybody even tries to whisper the word 'diet, I'm like, 'You can go fuck yourself," she said.
"If anybody even tries to whisper the word 'diet, I
'm like, 'You can go fuck yourself," she said.
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Fashion often gets left out of leftist critiques of the arts, likely because it’s viewed as empty consumerism and because many socialists dress like shit .
Fashion often gets left out of leftist critiques of the arts, likely because
it’s viewed as empty consumerism and because many socialists dress like shit .
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After calling the band “pussies” and congratulating them for being “officially the laziest, most pathetic, sub-human beta males in America,” Barber-Way stops mincing words and tells Allegaeon how she really feels:
After calling the band “pussies” and congratulating them for being “officially the laziest, most pathetic, sub
-human beta males in America,” Barber-Way stops mincing words and tells Allegaeon how she really feels:
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Our 25 favorite examples of the reappropriated Idiot Nerd Girl meme are collected here.
Our 25 favorite examples of the reappropriated
Idiot Nerd Girl meme are collected here.
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Trump’s comments include boasts about trying to have sex with a married woman, aggressively kissing women — “I don’t even wait,” he says — bragging about how he would “grab them by the pussy" and a reference to “big phony tits.”
Trump’s comments include boasts about trying to have sex with a married woman, aggressively kissing women — “I don’t even wait,
” he says — bragging about how he would “grab them by the pussy" and a reference to “big phony tits.”
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Look no further, my dick-thirsty readers, for he and I have swiped right on each other in order to fulfill our destinies and secure his dick-pic legacy for years to come.
Look no further, my dick-thirsty readers, for he and I have swiped right on each
other in order to fulfill our destinies and secure his dick-pic legacy for years to come.
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The same "pandering" label can be applied to those Democrats and media pundits who are so quick to call any criticism of a black female liberal Democrat racist and sexist.
The same "pandering" label can be applied to those Democrats and media pundits who
are so quick to call any criticism of a black female liberal Democrat racist and sexist.
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If we were to use the Al Gore criteria, John McCain got his ass kicked tonight.
If we were to use the Al Gore criteria
, John McCain got his ass kicked tonight.
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“In fact, the idiot who wrote the Meridian magazine article is me.
“In fact, the idiot who
wrote the Meridian magazine article is me.
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People are absolute jerks who don’t care about you or your baby, and they don’t even try feigning interest like in the olden days.
People are absolute jerks who don’t care about you or your baby,
and they don’t even try feigning interest like in the olden days.
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New Boko Haram Leader Vows to Bomb Every Church, Kill All Christians
New Boko Haram Leader Vows to
Bomb Every Church, Kill All Christians
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“It’s time to put an end to people dressed in black, ramming their opinion down our throats”.
“It’s time to put an end to people dressed
in black, ramming their opinion down our throats”.
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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
It is a tale told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
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It looks like next week’s Rocksmith 2014 DLC will be yet another woman who rocks, Shirley Manson of Garbage!
It looks like next week’s Rocksmith 2014 DLC will be
yet another woman who rocks, Shirley Manson of Garbage!
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The narrator’s voice can be heard declaring, “One martyr has fallen while carrying out a stabbing operation” after “killing one of the Zionist pigs.”
The narrator’s voice can be heard declaring, “One martyr has fallen while
carrying out a stabbing operation” after “killing one of the Zionist pigs.”
91,237
The title of the post could have been: “Dealer to Collector: Your Art Sucks.”
The title of the post could have been:
“Dealer to Collector: Your Art Sucks.”
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You're a shitty human being. https://t.co/s4QDcBHkc6 — Krystle Schoonveld (@TarheelKrystle) November 5, 2017
You're a shitty human being. https://t.co/s4QDcBHkc6 —
Krystle Schoonveld (@TarheelKrystle) November 5, 2017
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But women can't make decisions for shit, which is actually the entire reason why men exist.
But women can't make decisions for shit,
which is actually the entire reason why men exist.
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"It's that we've got people in charge of important shit who don't believe in science."
"It's that we've got people in charge
of important shit who don't believe in science."
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Look, you're telling me America sucks and you're spitting on the flag, try living in one of these third world countries and see how far that gets you," he said.
Look, you're telling me America sucks and you're spitting on the flag, try living
in one of these third world countries and see how far that gets you," he said.
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Every night he would relive the moment, the call to run… Getting lost in the fog… The last ditch effort… That damn mutt…
Every night he would relive the moment, the call to run… Getting
lost in the fog… The last ditch effort… That damn mutt…
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Thousands of women have embraced the website’s ‘Motherhood Challenge’ which celebrates their ability to have sexual intercourse and then vaginally expel a small tubby human.
Thousands of women have embraced the website’s ‘Motherhood Challenge’ which celebrates
their ability to have sexual intercourse and then vaginally expel a small tubby human.
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She claims that 2-face would “put her snout into her vagina on her own” without any prompting, but denies touching the dog in any sexual way.
She claims that 2-face would “put her snout into her vagina on her own
” without any prompting, but denies touching the dog in any sexual way.
91,245
In a video about a particular ex, Onision stated that since she had slept with more than 20 people before him, she was a “slut” who cannot be raped.
In a video about a particular ex, Onision stated that since she had slept with more
than 20 people before him, she was a “slut” who cannot be raped.
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Say what you will about their unyielding ignorance, blind devotion, and shitty museums, but like an eager virgin on prom night, they never ever seem to give up.
Say what you will about their unyielding ignorance, blind devotion, and shitty museums,
but like an eager virgin on prom night, they never ever seem to give up.
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These damned fools are followed by the PM on the social media," he said.A visibly upset Mr Shourie made the remarks during a discussion on the perception that the BJP's election campaign in Bihar was negative and often divisive.
These damned fools are followed by the PM on the social media," he said.A visibly upset Mr Shourie
made the remarks during a discussion on the perception that the BJP's election campaign in Bihar was negative and often divisive.
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You like to cook, you like to drink, and you've been sent here to kill. ​
You like to cook, you like to drink,
and you've been sent here to kill. ​
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Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in body size, have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil.
Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in body size, have minute
penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil.
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My point being, I can’t imagine what problem anyone in Linkin Park has with the band’s career, other than that maybe it takes groupies too long to get off of their dicks after they’ve climaxed.
My point being, I can’t imagine what problem anyone in Linkin Park has with the band’s career
, other than that maybe it takes groupies too long to get off of their dicks after they’ve climaxed.
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If convicted by a jury of his peers, he should be hanged by his neck until he is dead.”
If convicted by a jury of his peers, he should
be hanged by his neck until he is dead.”
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Ricky Gervais has revealed that Karl Pilkington has finally committed to An Idiot Abroad spinoff The Short Way Round.
Ricky Gervais has revealed that Karl Pilkington has finally committed
to An Idiot Abroad spinoff The Short Way Round.
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And their suggestion wouldn’t be entirely unfair, given that the story – written by ‘lawyer and technology writer’ Richard Koman, was a steaming pile of horseshit.
And their suggestion wouldn’t be entirely unfair, given that the story – written by
‘lawyer and technology writer’ Richard Koman, was a steaming pile of horseshit.
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“Oh shit I think we kind of passed out there for a minute,” yawned Curley before checking his fake swatch watch and noticing it was well past midnight.
“Oh shit I think we kind of passed out there for a minute,”
yawned Curley before checking his fake swatch watch and noticing it was well past midnight.
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Some New Hampshire residents simply prefer Sanders, whose aversion to bullshit resonates with the no-nonsense Yankees.
Some New Hampshire residents simply prefer Sanders, whose aversion
to bullshit resonates with the no-nonsense Yankees.
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The prolific author already has eleven stories up on Amazon, including Pounded by President Bigfoot, My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass, and his latest Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting.
The prolific author already has eleven stories up on Amazon, including Pounded by President Bigfoot
, My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass, and his latest Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting.
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The Yik Yak commenter wrote: “black people think just cause their ancestors are slaves they deserve more…Well in that case, let’s give them something to whine about #Bringbackslavery,” and, “I just want to hang you ignorant black people.”
The Yik Yak commenter wrote: “black people think just cause their ancestors are slaves they deserve more…Well in that case,
let’s give them something to whine about #Bringbackslavery,” and, “I just want to hang you ignorant black people.”
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Enter Ello, a private social network with a “fuck the man” mentality.
Enter Ello, a private social network with
a “fuck the man” mentality.
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The win brought so much energy to the team that Werth, in his postgame interview, did not give a fuck if he dropped curse words that echoed throughout the stadium.
The win brought so much energy to the team that Werth, in his postgame interview
, did not give a fuck if he dropped curse words that echoed throughout the stadium.
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Especially considering we live in societies polluted with political correctness and all sorts of nonsensical bullshit.”
Especially considering we live in societies polluted with political
correctness and all sorts of nonsensical bullshit.”
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I assumed I would just sort of skim through the reading and pull a response out of my ass, because that’s what I’m good at.
I assumed I would just sort of skim through the reading and pull a
response out of my ass, because that’s what I’m good at.
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Sunday is Bring Your Gay Teen to Church Day Open doors await them
Sunday is Bring Your Gay Teen
to Church Day Open doors await them
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A woman has been arrested for drugging her boyfriend and slicing his penis off.
A woman has been arrested for drugging
her boyfriend and slicing his penis off.
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Black organised sex parties where children were ‘raffled’ to people who would then rape and abuse them.
Black organised sex parties where children were ‘raffled’
to people who would then rape and abuse them.
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Libtalker Bill Press: National Anthem Is "Stupid And Embarrassing"
Libtalker Bill Press: National Anthem
Is "Stupid And Embarrassing"
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During filming at the college one student said: "If you want to take the [student loan] money and not come in, they [the college] are getting paid, so they don't give a fuck."
During filming at the college one student said: "If you want to take the [student loan] money and
not come in, they [the college] are getting paid, so they don't give a fuck."
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SHE tilts her head back as the vodka runs down the dwarf's bare genitals and straight into her mouth.
SHE tilts her head back as the vodka runs down
the dwarf's bare genitals and straight into her mouth.
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Recipe comes from Stupid Easy Paleo Pomegranet Mint Spritzer Ingredients:
Recipe comes from Stupid Easy Paleo
Pomegranet Mint Spritzer Ingredients:
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We would feel sorry for them, but then we see their fucking toys, which pretty much makes the stuff we played with look like bullshit.
We would feel sorry for them, but then we see their fucking toys
, which pretty much makes the stuff we played with look like bullshit.
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The writer concedes, “Yes, I know that Trump is an a**hole, Trump is a clown, Trump is a motormouth buffoon.
The writer concedes, “Yes, I know that Trump is an
a**hole, Trump is a clown, Trump is a motormouth buffoon.
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F*ck Colin Kaepernick,” Rock told the audience, according to the Des Moines Register.
F*ck Colin Kaepernick,” Rock told the
audience, according to the Des Moines Register.
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I learned nothing from my mistake with the 1/144 Gusion, and colossally fucked it all up again with the 1/100.
I learned nothing from my mistake with the 1/144 Gusion,
and colossally fucked it all up again with the 1/100.
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First, describing the clitoris as a ‘mini-penis’ assumes the primacy of the penis.
First, describing the clitoris as a ‘mini
-penis’ assumes the primacy of the penis.
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She also implied in her piece that Milo and his supporters should be killed.
She also implied in her piece that
Milo and his supporters should be killed.
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We can't see any way round mentioning Fuck Buttons' upcoming Belfast show without either breaking the asterisk key or allowing four-letter filth to sully the purity of this page.
We can't see any way round mentioning Fuck Buttons' upcoming Belfast show without either breaking
the asterisk key or allowing four-letter filth to sully the purity of this page.
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First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week.
First, you shit in a large
1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week.
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Just perform the Competent Glitch and you'll be killing them in no time!
Just perform the Competent Glitch and you
'll be killing them in no time!
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Genasis' "CoCo", he raps in an exasperated sigh: "Tunechi, niggas don't appreciate you/ You've been down since day one, it meant nothing on day two."
Genasis' "CoCo", he raps in an exasperated sigh: "Tunechi, niggas do
n't appreciate you/ You've been down since day one, it meant nothing on day two."
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President Trump’s ignorant, oafish and crude foreign policy style rivets our attention, arouses our indignation.
President Trump’s ignorant, oafish and crude foreign
policy style rivets our attention, arouses our indignation.
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(roll against a wall) - Drink on every "WHAT?" - Drink on every missed split - Drink on every "SHIT!", "ASS!"
(roll against a wall) - Drink on every "WHAT?" - Drink
on every missed split - Drink on every "SHIT!", "ASS!"
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And from the way he’s twerking around on top of me, he’s making it clear that he wants to get fucked.
And from the way he’s twerking around on top of me
, he’s making it clear that he wants to get fucked.
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“Squirting out of my titties,” she continued, circling her index fingers in front of her breasts.
“Squirting out of my titties,” she continued
, circling her index fingers in front of her breasts.
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“I’m sick and tired of men being portrayed as idiots,” the unnamed alt-righter told HuffPost.
“I’m sick and tired of men being portrayed as
idiots,” the unnamed alt-righter told HuffPost.
91,284
Is President Obama a pathological liar, or just incredibly stupid?
Is President Obama a pathological liar
, or just incredibly stupid?
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“I AM A HUGE FUCKING CHEAP ASSHOLE PLEASE SHIT IN MY SOUP” is all this says.
“I AM A HUGE FUCKING CHEAP ASSHOLE PLEASE
SHIT IN MY SOUP” is all this says.
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Cassiopea is brainless, spineless, and spends essentially its entire life sitting upside down on the ocean floor, pulsating every few seconds.
Cassiopea is brainless, spineless, and spends essentially its entire life
sitting upside down on the ocean floor, pulsating every few seconds.
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with money from his fake foundation, has a trial for fraud coming up in November, insulted an opponent’s looks, insulted an opponent’s wife’s looks, and bragged about grabbing women by the pussy?
with money from his fake foundation, has a trial for fraud coming up in November, insulted an opponent
’s looks, insulted an opponent’s wife’s looks, and bragged about grabbing women by the pussy?
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He and Rick then proceeded to throw every loose object they had at Paul's car, starting with a goddamn watermelon.
He and Rick then proceeded to throw every loose object they
had at Paul's car, starting with a goddamn watermelon.
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I dare you to delete all your porn, limit masturbating to only one day a week, and get horny enough to seek release inside a real vagina.
I dare you to delete all your porn, limit masturbating to only one day
a week, and get horny enough to seek release inside a real vagina.
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Maybe this will put an end to any more assaults on the FREEDOMS of others by the Freedom From Religion Foundation and the various atheists groups that rear their ugly, and very STUPID heads on occasion..
Maybe this will put an end to any more assaults on the FREEDOMS of others by the Freedom From
Religion Foundation and the various atheists groups that rear their ugly, and very STUPID heads on occasion..
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All MAC and his family do to the protagonist family is fuck shit up.
All MAC and his family do to
the protagonist family is fuck shit up.
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In fact, most internet users (i.e., all of us) think that it sucks!
In fact, most internet users (i.e.,
all of us) think that it sucks!
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This is because syphilis makes you high , duplicating many of cocaine's blessings in exchange for boiling your genitalia.
This is because syphilis makes you high , duplicating many
of cocaine's blessings in exchange for boiling your genitalia.
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You throw one more piece of shit on fuckin’ stage, I’m gonna come find your ass, I’m gonna beat your ass, whoever the fuck you are out there.
You throw one more piece of shit on fuckin’ stage, I’m gonna come find
your ass, I’m gonna beat your ass, whoever the fuck you are out there.
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“As I was writing all this shit and I start shooting it, I started getting confused about where I was at,” he said.
“As I was writing all this shit and I start shooting it,
I started getting confused about where I was at,” he said.
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1] He has blamed the ills of society on those he has characterized as "atheists, Marxists, liberals, queers, liars, draft dodgers, flag burners, dope addicts, sex perverts and anti-Christians."[
1] He has blamed the ills of society on those he has characterized as "atheists, Marxists, liberals,
queers, liars, draft dodgers, flag burners, dope addicts, sex perverts and anti-Christians."[
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A Canadian man was found not guilty of rape because he believed he could have sex with his wife whenever he wanted.
A Canadian man was found not guilty of rape because he
believed he could have sex with his wife whenever he wanted.
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I'm trans myself, but declined to discuss my genitals with the directors (unless you're my sexual partner, you really don't need to know).
I'm trans myself, but declined to discuss my genitals with the directors (
unless you're my sexual partner, you really don't need to know).
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It's no surprise that this has come about, seeing as some of Facebook's employees are gay.
It's no surprise that this has come about,
seeing as some of Facebook's employees are gay.