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“He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating,” said Deborah Sturgill.
“He was taking his hand, wetting his
mouth, and masturbating,” said Deborah Sturgill.
91,901
No one wants to hear the fat girl’s rant; internalized fatphobia through western, hegemonic socialization is a real bitch.
No one wants to hear the fat girl’s rant;
internalized fatphobia through western, hegemonic socialization is a real bitch.
91,902
I’m pretty sure all the grumps are tired of this exclude all women bullshit and I’m pretty sure 55% of the fandom (that most identify as female/women) are done with exclude female bullshit
I’m pretty sure all the grumps are tired of this exclude all women bullshit and I’m pretty sure
55% of the fandom (that most identify as female/women) are done with exclude female bullshit
91,903
“I can shoot the f*** out of you guys right now,” he’s heard saying in the video.
“I can shoot the f*** out of you
guys right now,” he’s heard saying in the video.
91,904
My shitty graphics aside, I’ve been wanting to do a feature for a while about popular desktops and their startup speed vs resource consumption, but I’ve been so busy with fixing bugs that I had no time.
My shitty graphics aside, I’ve been wanting to do a feature for a while about popular desktops and their
startup speed vs resource consumption, but I’ve been so busy with fixing bugs that I had no time.
91,905
Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.
Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his
left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.
91,906
I say “update” because we are as likely to get a change to the list as I am to grow an extra three inches onto my penis overnight.
I say “update” because we are as likely to get a change to
the list as I am to grow an extra three inches onto my penis overnight.
91,907
In another tweet, he wrote, "Most people don't know that 'halloween' is German for 'night that girls with low self-esteem dress like sluts.'"
In another tweet, he wrote, "Most people don't know that 'halloween'
is German for 'night that girls with low self-esteem dress like sluts.'"
91,908
"I hope the level of education here will improve, because this society is becoming increasingly stupid.
"I hope the level of education here will
improve, because this society is becoming increasingly stupid.
91,909
Many moons ago, Ol' Dirty Bastard uttered the words, "Wu-Tang is for the children."
Many moons ago, Ol' Dirty Bastard uttered the words
, "Wu-Tang is for the children."
91,910
Black people are probably tired of getting shot in the streets and being enslaved by the industrial prison complex.
Black people are probably tired of getting shot in the
streets and being enslaved by the industrial prison complex.
91,911
/** Breaking Bad A tribute to the best fucking series in the world.
/** Breaking Bad A tribute to
the best fucking series in the world.
91,912
One thing that I have learned is that these type of Republicans are so uneducated they don't see anything until it affects them, then they cry and bitch like crazy!
One thing that I have learned is that these type of Republicans are so uneducated they
don't see anything until it affects them, then they cry and bitch like crazy!
91,913
With Jeselnik leading his audience in a cheer of “Fuck you, Comedy Central!”
With Jeselnik leading his audience in a cheer
of “Fuck you, Comedy Central!”
91,914
If you have 14-inch arms and want to start a mass building program, don't worry about your stupid abs (for a while.)
If you have 14-inch arms and want to start a mass building program
, don't worry about your stupid abs (for a while.)
91,915
M uch like sex itself, it’s hard to get a sex game right at the first attempt.
M uch like sex itself, it’s hard to
get a sex game right at the first attempt.
91,916
“Well, Donald Trump maybe because his views on the environment are pretty f***ing scary, and that will affect my children,” he told the online magazine, before going on to dismiss all politicians as “f****** idiots”.
“Well, Donald Trump maybe because his views on the environment are pretty f***ing scary, and that will affect my children,”
he told the online magazine, before going on to dismiss all politicians as “f****** idiots”.
91,917
During one of Lenny Bruce's performances in 1966, he said he was arrested for saying nine words, and says them in alphabetical order: ass, balls, cocksucker, cunt, fuck, motherfucker, piss, shit, tits.[
During one of Lenny Bruce's performances in 1966, he said he was arrested for saying nine words, and says them
in alphabetical order: ass, balls, cocksucker, cunt, fuck, motherfucker, piss, shit, tits.[
91,918
This used to be a god damn community of gamers, nerds, kids that got bullied, kids that got fucked with, kids that resorted to the gaming world because the real world was too fucking hard, too shitty, too lonely, too sad and depressing.
This used to be a god damn community of gamers, nerds, kids that got bullied, kids that got fucked with, kids
that resorted to the gaming world because the real world was too fucking hard, too shitty, too lonely, too sad and depressing.
91,919
Another of Nunn's works: "Best way to rape a witch, try and drown her first, then just as she is gagging for air, that is when you enter."
Another of Nunn's works: "Best way to rape a witch, try and drown her
first, then just as she is gagging for air, that is when you enter."
91,920
Perhaps this idiot ought to google Floyd Lee Corkins and learn a little, before shooting off his mouth.
Perhaps this idiot ought to google Floyd Lee Corkins and
learn a little, before shooting off his mouth.
91,921
A spokesman for an Illinois Christian Science church that looks like a penis when viewed from above has come out of the woodwork to decry the building's newfound Internet fame.
A spokesman for an Illinois Christian Science church that looks like a penis when viewed from
above has come out of the woodwork to decry the building's newfound Internet fame.
91,922
About the way he appreciates not tits and arses, but minds, yeah?
About the way he appreciates not tits
and arses, but minds, yeah?
91,923
Far from being the act of a woman scorned, Hillary explained fucking an intern would be in no way an act of revenge against her husband but merely “something that would be awesome to do.
Far from being the act of a woman scorned, Hillary explained fucking an intern would be in no
way an act of revenge against her husband but merely “something that would be awesome to do.
91,924
(RELATED: Chelsea Handler Straight Up Calls Sarah Sanders A Whore)
(RELATED: Chelsea Handler Straight
Up Calls Sarah Sanders A Whore)
91,925
Jennifer Barnes Adopted a Child -- Then Shoved Feces in His Mouth
Jennifer Barnes Adopted a Child --
Then Shoved Feces in His Mouth
91,926
Like most Dallas women I know, I've been dragged into a titties 'n' chicken joint at least once or twice.
Like most Dallas women I know, I've been dragged into
a titties 'n' chicken joint at least once or twice.
91,927
I wonder if they came back to life and saw a man marching on DC wearing a pink pussy on his head how fast they would eat cyanide pic.twitter.com/wMRcwNCfXh — Jon Jafari (@JonTronShow) January 24, 2017
I wonder if they came back to life and saw a man marching on DC wearing a pink pussy
on his head how fast they would eat cyanide pic.twitter.com/wMRcwNCfXh — Jon Jafari (@JonTronShow) January 24, 2017
91,928
Even those who took part in compulsive pornography viewing were not more likely to engage in condomless anal sex," noted Schrimshaw.
Even those who took part in compulsive pornography viewing were not more
likely to engage in condomless anal sex," noted Schrimshaw.
91,929
This catfishing goes on for 15 WHOLE YEARS, and no photos are ever exchanged, I haven't a fucking clue as to why.
This catfishing goes on for 15 WHOLE YEARS, and no photos are
ever exchanged, I haven't a fucking clue as to why.
91,930
“Marc listen, you can go f*ck yourself,” Bongino declared halfway through.
“Marc listen, you can go f*ck
yourself,” Bongino declared halfway through.
91,931
To my students here in New York I often say “your fingers are dumb”.
To my students here in New York I
often say “your fingers are dumb”.
91,932
“I was going to do anything to not have to go back home and say that New York kicked my ass,” he said.
“I was going to do anything to not have to go back
home and say that New York kicked my ass,” he said.
91,933
By tweeting their fantasises about him being murdered for being a ‘fucking parasite’.
By tweeting their fantasises about him being murdered
for being a ‘fucking parasite’.
91,934
We don’t just have guidelines, no, we have fucking LAW OF DEMETER.
We don’t just have guidelines, no
, we have fucking LAW OF DEMETER.
91,935
“I mean, if not fucking was good enough for Ian Mackaye, then who am I to complain?
“I mean, if not fucking was good enough
for Ian Mackaye, then who am I to complain?
91,936
Tupac walks into the room with his pants down to his ankles, his shirt off ... sporting several chains.Tupac -- whose head is shaved -- pulls one of the women toward him, and she begins performing oral sex.
Tupac walks into the room with his pants down to his ankles, his shirt off ... sporting several chains.
Tupac -- whose head is shaved -- pulls one of the women toward him, and she begins performing oral sex.
91,937
So I'm all for it, if you want to take drugs go ahead and take drugs I don't really care but I'm going to whoop your butt because you are mentally weak and that's where you win fights in the mental stage.
So I'm all for it, if you want to take drugs go ahead and take drugs I don't really care but
I'm going to whoop your butt because you are mentally weak and that's where you win fights in the mental stage.
91,938
You enter a building, you kill everyone inside, you leave, you get pizza.
You enter a building, you kill everyone
inside, you leave, you get pizza.
91,939
However, I think his emotions got the better of him when he wrote about Glenn Beck's stupid remarks about Obama being a racist.
However, I think his emotions got the better of him when he
wrote about Glenn Beck's stupid remarks about Obama being a racist.
91,940
Still others were more direct: “I’m pretty sure this is the stupidest article on the internet.”
Still others were more direct: “I’m pretty
sure this is the stupidest article on the internet.”
91,941
Also, I’m using NATO designations because russian/ex-USSR designations are confusing, disgusting and fuck ’em.
Also, I’m using NATO designations because russian/ex
-USSR designations are confusing, disgusting and fuck ’em.
91,942
Labour admitted a previously barred activist who refers to his critics as "Zio idiots" and "Zionist scum", and claimed that Jews supported the Nuremberg laws, it has emerged.
Labour admitted a previously barred activist who refers to his critics as "Zio idiots" and
"Zionist scum", and claimed that Jews supported the Nuremberg laws, it has emerged.
91,943
In December on the forum biohack.me, there was a fascinating discussion entitled "Why are transhumanists such dicks?"
In December on the forum biohack.me, there was a
fascinating discussion entitled "Why are transhumanists such dicks?"
91,944
Weather in the North-East can be a bitch – especially in the winter.
Weather in the North-East can be
a bitch – especially in the winter.
91,945
But first, I must scroll back to tell you my favorite kind of story, one about what an idiot I am.
But first, I must scroll back to tell you my favorite
kind of story, one about what an idiot I am.
91,946
“You take it in the ass and I don’t give a f*ck what you say so you can all just go f*ck yourselves.
“You take it in the ass and I don’t give a
f*ck what you say so you can all just go f*ck yourselves.
91,947
Yo, I can’t lie, sometimes being a queer woman or femme of color just sucks.
Yo, I can’t lie, sometimes being
a queer woman or femme of color just sucks.
91,948
As you can see, it doesn't look like complete shit, unlike the garbo Burger King always serves.
As you can see, it doesn't look like
complete shit, unlike the garbo Burger King always serves.
91,949
It appears to me that there are as many people who use “progressive” ideology as an excuse for being jerks as who use “conservative” ideology as an excuse for being jerks.
It appears to me that there are as many people who use “progressive” ideology as an
excuse for being jerks as who use “conservative” ideology as an excuse for being jerks.
91,950
It will, of course, do little to help the frequency at which people are prone to act like idiots, but that’s the price of living.
It will, of course, do little to help the frequency at which people
are prone to act like idiots, but that’s the price of living.
91,951
Don't forget, the woman's name almost spells Satan if you rearrange the letters and drop a few plus she "looks like a transvestite" witch.
Don't forget, the woman's name almost spells Satan if you rearrange the
letters and drop a few plus she "looks like a transvestite" witch.
91,952
Jimmy Carr of CNN thinks Fox News is truly foolish to cover a CNN producer calling voters “stupid as sh*t”.
Jimmy Carr of CNN thinks Fox News is truly foolish to
cover a CNN producer calling voters “stupid as sh*t”.
91,953
So I watched this movie yesterday with my two other friends after the cinema told us that Despicable Me 3 wasn’t being shown anymore (Oh noooOOoooo, darn).
So I watched this movie yesterday with my two other friends after the cinema told us
that Despicable Me 3 wasn’t being shown anymore (Oh noooOOoooo, darn).
91,954
Not to worry, another Eagles hooker, Mike Sosene-Feagai, is ready to step in while Sam Taungakava starts at tighthead.
Not to worry, another Eagles hooker, Mike Sosene-Feagai
, is ready to step in while Sam Taungakava starts at tighthead.
91,955
Anal secretions from beavers can be used as a vanilla-like flavoring in some foods, according to the Swedish National Food Agency, which recently confirmed what’s long been an Internet rumor.
Anal secretions from beavers can be used as a vanilla-like flavoring in some foods, according
to the Swedish National Food Agency, which recently confirmed what’s long been an Internet rumor.
91,956
Every time I feel him kick within my wife's womb I feel closer and closer to the little guy.
Every time I feel him kick within my wife's
womb I feel closer and closer to the little guy.
91,957
We must liberate ourselves from the inertia resulting from a century of modernist ideological naivety and the cynical insincerity of its antonymous bastard child.
We must liberate ourselves from the inertia resulting from a century of
modernist ideological naivety and the cynical insincerity of its antonymous bastard child.
91,958
Daughter Alana, not her real name, has been told by her mother her vagina is untidy and helped her seek medical help.
Daughter Alana, not her real name, has been told by
her mother her vagina is untidy and helped her seek medical help.
91,959
When she approached him, she said, she realized that the 72-year old substitute teacher had his hand stuck down his pants and was “manipulating his penis.”
When she approached him, she said, she realized that the 72-year old substitute
teacher had his hand stuck down his pants and was “manipulating his penis.”
91,960
He says he receives as many as 60 letters or emails a day on questions ranging from oral sex to masturbation.
He says he receives as many as 60 letters or emails
a day on questions ranging from oral sex to masturbation.
91,961
And the damn Republicans suppressed it successfully - WHERE THE HELL WERE THE DEMOCRATS????
And the damn Republicans suppressed it successfully - WHERE
THE HELL WERE THE DEMOCRATS????
91,962
Bitcoin is not backed by anything other than the faith of the fools who buy it and of the greater fools who buy it from these lesser fools.
Bitcoin is not backed by anything other than the faith of the fools who
buy it and of the greater fools who buy it from these lesser fools.
91,963
In the same interview, the outgoing communications director also insulted White House chief strategist Steve Bannon in saying he “sucks his own cock.”
In the same interview, the outgoing communications director also insulted White House
chief strategist Steve Bannon in saying he “sucks his own cock.”
91,964
There, great tits have turned into predators who search out and eat roosting bats.
There, great tits have turned into predators
who search out and eat roosting bats.
91,965
From naked girls giving out ‘favours’ to drunken guys puking everywhere, parties are the best place to see the fucking outrageous and the downright depraved.
From naked girls giving out ‘favours’ to drunken guys puking everywhere,
parties are the best place to see the fucking outrageous and the downright depraved.
91,966
For falling for this snow joke, Mersereau concludes “the stupidity of people is endless.”
For falling for this snow joke, Mersereau concludes
“the stupidity of people is endless.”
91,967
Which is to say he was the biggest bad ass on the most bad-ass team in the League at that moment.
Which is to say he was the biggest bad ass on the
most bad-ass team in the League at that moment.
91,968
It also means we are unable to involve our forward in our play, which is why (among other reasons) all our forwards look like shit all the time.
It also means we are unable to involve our forward in our play, which is
why (among other reasons) all our forwards look like shit all the time.
91,969
(CBS) – A Camden County Police Lieutenant has been removed from duty after he was accused of masturbating inside of a Starbucks in Cherry Hill.
(CBS) – A Camden County Police Lieutenant has been removed from duty
after he was accused of masturbating inside of a Starbucks in Cherry Hill.
91,970
Osviel Gamez, whose listed profession is a butcher, is accused of exposing himself and masturbating on Coco Plum Beach in Marathon.
Osviel Gamez, whose listed profession is a butcher, is accused
of exposing himself and masturbating on Coco Plum Beach in Marathon.
91,971
I'm what my friends lovingly call a Merch Whore, and I think about Dean and Castiel entirely too much!
I'm what my friends lovingly call a Merch Whore,
and I think about Dean and Castiel entirely too much!
91,972
"Sick fucks," "fucking pigs," and "rapist douche motherfuckers" are just a few examples I hear over the phone.
"Sick fucks," "fucking pigs," and "rapist
douche motherfuckers" are just a few examples I hear over the phone.
91,973
It’s not just a playground rumour; gay people really do engage in oral sex with each other.
It’s not just a playground rumour; gay people
really do engage in oral sex with each other.
91,974
OJ's "Fuck It Dude, Let's Go Bowling" Photos These days, it's seems like if dudes aren't in the streets getting it, they're at the bowling alley knocking back pins (and brews) and kicking it with the homies.
OJ's "Fuck It Dude, Let's Go Bowling" Photos These days, it's seems like if dudes aren't in
the streets getting it, they're at the bowling alley knocking back pins (and brews) and kicking it with the homies.
91,975
I’d had enough schoolgirl fantasies during second period to make a feature-length porno.
I’d had enough schoolgirl fantasies during second
period to make a feature-length porno.
91,976
“He got robbed, this is fucked up,” shouted his father Gary Russell Sr.
“He got robbed, this is fucked up
,” shouted his father Gary Russell Sr.
91,977
Giving oral sex (blow job) to a man has been proven to carry some risk of getting HIV, although most scientists believe the risk is relatively low.
Giving oral sex (blow job) to a man has been proven to carry
some risk of getting HIV, although most scientists believe the risk is relatively low.
91,978
Yeah, that last bit is easily the crummiest part of this whole deal, because having to mail junk in and wait for however many weeks to get your prepaid Visa rebate card back basically sucks.
Yeah, that last bit is easily the crummiest part of this whole deal, because having to mail
junk in and wait for however many weeks to get your prepaid Visa rebate card back basically sucks.
91,979
Yeah, redneck inventions like Rap Music keeping blacks down lol.
Yeah, redneck inventions like Rap
Music keeping blacks down lol.
91,980
Real Sex Dolls in pictures A sex doll (also love doll or blow up doll) is a type of sex toy in the size and shape of a sexual partner for aid in masturbation.
Real Sex Dolls in pictures A sex doll (also love doll or blow up doll) is
a type of sex toy in the size and shape of a sexual partner for aid in masturbation.
91,981
She had Roger’s internet and they’ve had this bullshit implemented for some time.
She had Roger’s internet and they’ve
had this bullshit implemented for some time.
91,982
It took a special kind of guts to be a fuck-up as a woman, I thought.
It took a special kind of guts to be a
fuck-up as a woman, I thought.
91,983
Now Tetragrammacide are back with their debut full-length, which shows this band is not fucking around, because record is even more insane and demented than their first EP.
Now Tetragrammacide are back with their debut full-length, which shows this band is
not fucking around, because record is even more insane and demented than their first EP.
91,984
"The word 'faggot' is very derogatory and slanderous to all males," the suit continues.
"The word 'faggot' is very derogatory and
slanderous to all males," the suit continues.
91,985
Deen: Well, it was probably when a black man burst into the bank that I was working at and put a gun to my head.
Deen: Well, it was probably when a black man burst into the
bank that I was working at and put a gun to my head.
91,986
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck!
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary
is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck!
91,987
“Hey there, look at what I’ve got for you – A splendid little fuck”
“Hey there, look at what I’ve
got for you – A splendid little fuck”
91,988
This Harvard Freshman Orientation Leader will wipe them out in the morning and still have time to attend your nephew’s rehearsal dinner later that afternoon. Advertisement What a piece of shit.
This Harvard Freshman Orientation Leader will wipe them out in the morning and still have time to attend
your nephew’s rehearsal dinner later that afternoon. Advertisement What a piece of shit.
91,989
And voicing my opinion that the issue is nuanced and the debate has become polarized shouldn’t result in me being called a “lying fuck face” “Stepford wife” “gender traitor”.
And voicing my opinion that the issue is nuanced and the debate has become polarized shouldn’t result
in me being called a “lying fuck face” “Stepford wife” “gender traitor”.
91,990
And there is nothing you enjoyed more than the 'big reveal' of seeing your wife's breasts for the first time... except for seeing your buddy's wife's breasts every time she whips them out to feed her baby!
And there is nothing you enjoyed more than the 'big reveal' of seeing your wife's breasts for the first
time... except for seeing your buddy's wife's breasts every time she whips them out to feed her baby!
91,991
Farting on stage isn’t much of an act, no matter how much movies like Jackass try to make it so.
Farting on stage isn’t much of an act, no
matter how much movies like Jackass try to make it so.
91,992
If you”€™ve never been to an old-school AA meeting, imagine Vince Lombardi’s locker room if he”€™d been coaching Pilgrims with Tourette’s: a spartan, Quaker-meeting setup, all bootstrapping, no bullshit.
If you”€™ve never been to an old-school AA meeting, imagine Vince Lombardi’s locker room if he”€™d
been coaching Pilgrims with Tourette’s: a spartan, Quaker-meeting setup, all bootstrapping, no bullshit.
91,993
PAYBACK’S A BITCH | During Daniel’s first Thanksgiving break from Harvard, he surprises his parents by coordinating an unannounced visit from Grandma Harper.
PAYBACK’S A BITCH | During Daniel’s first Thanksgiving break from Harvard
, he surprises his parents by coordinating an unannounced visit from Grandma Harper.
91,994
"Here there was a policy that we don't promote, nor do we allow people that are black, fat or ugly to work up in the front of our store," said Mr.
"Here there was a policy that we don't promote, nor do we allow people that
are black, fat or ugly to work up in the front of our store," said Mr.
91,995
There, police confirmed the injury to the brother's right testicle.
There, police confirmed the injury
to the brother's right testicle.
91,996
Maybe it's that? Or maybe this is the most unfortunate anti-gay logo and slogan in history. On your knees? I'm in? Little kneeling blowjob man? If this isn't the work of a gay graphic designer I'll eat my laptop.
Maybe it's that? Or maybe this is the most unfortunate anti-gay logo and slogan in history. On your knees?
I'm in? Little kneeling blowjob man? If this isn't the work of a gay graphic designer I'll eat my laptop.
91,997
You always have to keep an extra Vaseline jar in your car, in case you masturbated too many times in your car that week and had forgotten to go to the store.
You always have to keep an extra Vaseline jar in your car, in case you masturbated
too many times in your car that week and had forgotten to go to the store.
91,998
The scene was excessive, hedonistic and energetic, all dressed up in androgyny and black leather – a metaphorical fuck you to homogeneity and conformity.
The scene was excessive, hedonistic and energetic, all dressed up in
androgyny and black leather – a metaphorical fuck you to homogeneity and conformity.
91,999
It is distinguished from all other B&Bs in the world by the fact that it is dedicated to fist fucking.
It is distinguished from all other B&Bs in the world
by the fact that it is dedicated to fist fucking.