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91,700	Nevermind that apricots taste like squirrel anus in comparison to peaches…	Nevermind that apricots taste like squirrel	anus in comparison to peaches…
91,701	If you recall, after an entitled rich kid mental patient demolished Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, a woman decided to guard it while exercising her First Amendment right to tell people how fucked in the head Hillary Clinton is.	If you recall, after an entitled rich kid mental patient demolished Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame,	a woman decided to guard it while exercising her First Amendment right to tell people how fucked in the head Hillary Clinton is.
91,702	What if a phallus stood in for the "I" in AIG, or the slanted stripes of Adidas' emblem morphed into dicks?	What if a phallus stood in for the "I" in AIG	, or the slanted stripes of Adidas' emblem morphed into dicks?
91,703	Trump, you’re a racist and you can take your border wall and shove it up your ass,” Congressman Filemon Vela (D-TX) wrote in an open letter to Mr.	Trump, you’re a racist and you can take your border wall and shove it up your	ass,” Congressman Filemon Vela (D-TX) wrote in an open letter to Mr.
91,704	Asked to recite the alphabet from C to W: “C. D. E. F. G. H. I. [sigh] [infinite pause]” Troy Smith used to be very good at football. Which is why it’s tough seeing him like this, having to fall back on a bullshit degree.	Asked to recite the alphabet from C to W: “C. D. E. F. G. H. I. [sigh] [infinite pause]” Troy	Smith used to be very good at football. Which is why it’s tough seeing him like this, having to fall back on a bullshit degree.
91,705	He said, ‘You’re going to give me my money or I’m going to break your legs and you’re going to give me my money.’	He said, ‘You’re going to give me my money or I’m	going to break your legs and you’re going to give me my money.’
91,706	In an apology on Facebook, McFeat said: “I would like to take the opportunity to sincerely appologise for the comment I made on here about the kygyz people and horse’s penis.	In an apology on Facebook, McFeat said: “I would like to take the opportunity to	sincerely appologise for the comment I made on here about the kygyz people and horse’s penis.
91,707	Richard Henderson needed stitches both inside and outside his penis	Richard Henderson needed stitches both	inside and outside his penis
91,708	It calls King a sexual degenerate, plagiarist and an America-hating communist.	It calls King a sexual degenerate,	plagiarist and an America-hating communist.
91,709	Now the flag’s racist meaning is crystal clear, which is why it’s becoming an ever more beloved symbol for racist morons, even outside the old Confederacy.	Now the flag’s racist meaning is crystal clear, which is why it’s	becoming an ever more beloved symbol for racist morons, even outside the old Confederacy.
91,710	He peddled a “miracle” operation in which he sewed goat testicular glands into a patient’s scrotum.	He peddled a “miracle” operation in which he	sewed goat testicular glands into a patient’s scrotum.
91,711	Hudson published a tweet for the ages. "hell yeah benihana up in this bitch," it reads, with an attached image of some chicken cooking directly on an electric range.	Hudson published a tweet for the ages. "hell yeah benihana up in this bitch,	" it reads, with an attached image of some chicken cooking directly on an electric range.
91,712	Somebody, I don't know, a black man just knocked this white man out.	Somebody, I don't know, a	black man just knocked this white man out.
91,713	It’s bad enough that some idiot recently suggested using our friend as a trash can for busted sofas and IKEA junk.	It’s bad enough that some idiot recently suggested using our	friend as a trash can for busted sofas and IKEA junk.
91,714	Pink Floyd are the band who taught the world that rock music didn't always have to be about fucking.	Pink Floyd are the band who taught the world that	rock music didn't always have to be about fucking.
91,715	Remember, if you're going to go over there and talk shit, be a good SB Nation citizen and do it with a sense of humor.	Remember, if you're going to go over there and talk shit,	be a good SB Nation citizen and do it with a sense of humor.
91,716	She then pointed the knife at Mr Benitez before telling him: "I'd rather kill the person who's f****ed me up the most – you.	She then pointed the knife at Mr Benitez before telling him: "I	'd rather kill the person who's f****ed me up the most – you.
91,717	Our scumbag friends have knocked half a degree off most of the 20th century.	Our scumbag friends have knocked half a	degree off most of the 20th century.
91,718	I’m pretty handy with tools and home improvements, but man, if this goddamn drawer in my kitchen hasn’t given me enough fits.	I’m pretty handy with tools and home improvements, but man,	if this goddamn drawer in my kitchen hasn’t given me enough fits.
91,719	Pretend for a moment that you have the key to a fully-fledged, dirt-eating, petrol-guzzling WRC car in your grubby little hand.	Pretend for a moment that you have the key to a fully-fledged,	dirt-eating, petrol-guzzling WRC car in your grubby little hand.
91,720	Bring her home to f*ck. 80000 at croke will more that make up for the pay per view numbers.”	Bring her home to f*ck. 80000 at croke will more	that make up for the pay per view numbers.”
91,721	Unfortunately, I would come to learn that he was keeping track of everything that had pissed him off and eventually, the old fucker was going to blow.	Unfortunately, I would come to learn that he was keeping track of everything that	had pissed him off and eventually, the old fucker was going to blow.
91,722	Everyone else has to pay shit loads of money, or watch longingly through the fence.	Everyone else has to pay shit loads of	money, or watch longingly through the fence.
91,723	It is so rare a day that a chest-thumping, bandstanding asshole like myself gets to stand in front of his critics and fans and simply say “I told you so”.	It is so rare a day that a chest-thumping, bandstanding asshole like myself gets to	stand in front of his critics and fans and simply say “I told you so”.
91,724	William Chapman was shot dead by officer Stephen Rankin from about five yards after taking a boxing-style stance and asking mockingly: “Are you going to fucking shoot me?”	William Chapman was shot dead by officer Stephen Rankin from about five yards after taking a boxing	-style stance and asking mockingly: “Are you going to fucking shoot me?”
91,725	Silly me, allowing myself to forget how many truly stupid people there are in America.	Silly me, allowing myself to forget how	many truly stupid people there are in America.
91,726	The exhibitor tables displayed characters with monstrous breasts, body parts exposed, even genitals.	The exhibitor tables displayed characters with monstrous breasts	, body parts exposed, even genitals.
91,727	He has been WhatsApp-ing her constantly, and has been a picture of smug, stupid-faced douchbaggery.	He has been WhatsApp-ing her constantly, and has	been a picture of smug, stupid-faced douchbaggery.
91,728	Other comments left wished that innocent Muslim worshippers were inside the mosque so that they could be burned alive.	Other comments left wished that innocent Muslim worshippers were inside	the mosque so that they could be burned alive.
91,729	So you’re being ripped off, robbed blind and treated like an idiot?	So you’re being ripped off,	robbed blind and treated like an idiot?
91,730	“Dirty, Filthy, Christians”: Treatise On The Most Dangerous Death Cult In Human History	“Dirty, Filthy, Christians”: Treatise	On The Most Dangerous Death Cult In Human History
91,731	Insanity in the men's room at the Russell Athletic Bowl on Wednesday -- when a 1-legged West Virginia fan got punched by a Miami fan ... and then screamed, "I used to f**k guys like you in prison!"	Insanity in the men's room at the Russell Athletic Bowl on Wednesday -- when a 1-legged West Virginia fan got	punched by a Miami fan ... and then screamed, "I used to f**k guys like you in prison!"
91,732	Then when I heard the screaming I climbed the door because on top it wasn't covered, and I saw REDACTED who was in military uniform putting his dick in the little kids ass. ~snip~ They put the sheets again on the door.	Then when I heard the screaming I climbed the door because on top it wasn't covered, and I saw REDACTED who	was in military uniform putting his dick in the little kids ass. ~snip~ They put the sheets again on the door.
91,733	(Could have been $4069.85 if the Blitzen deal had come through, but the rat bastard bought his wife a Ford instead.)	(Could have been $4069.85 if the Blitzen deal had come through	, but the rat bastard bought his wife a Ford instead.)
91,734	None of the Japanese publications reporting on the poo curry have actually said if it tastes like, er, crap.	None of the Japanese publications reporting on the poo curry have	actually said if it tastes like, er, crap.
91,735	She was then killed, apparently for resisting the driver's attempts to rape her.	She was then killed, apparently for resisting	the driver's attempts to rape her.
91,736	This is to be the 13th Friday the 13th, so I expect Bruckner and company to knock this shit out of the park.	This is to be the 13th Friday the 13th, so I	expect Bruckner and company to knock this shit out of the park.
91,737	PENNSYLVANIA (US) — Wild gelada monkeys change their behavior to avoid getting caught cheating on sexual partners.	PENNSYLVANIA (US) — Wild gelada monkeys change their	behavior to avoid getting caught cheating on sexual partners.
91,738	Ego Raptor, Sequelitis "Mega Man X on the other hand, has so much to offer, and it teaches you all of it in the first level, no, in the first fuckin'of the game.	Ego Raptor, Sequelitis "Mega Man X on the other hand, has so much to offer, and	it teaches you all of it in the first level, no, in the first fuckin'of the game.
91,739	This fuckery is aimed squarely at gays, lesbians, women and by default children because kids tend to be with their moms.	This fuckery is aimed squarely at gays, lesbians, women and	by default children because kids tend to be with their moms.