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92,000 | That damn hunter should have pulled the trigger on that stupid ass deer and him And his buddy big gay al could've been eating some deer god jerky | That damn hunter should have pulled the trigger on that stupid ass deer and | him And his buddy big gay al could've been eating some deer god jerky |
92,001 | However, the Obama White House “thought I was self-righteous and a huge pain in the ass.” | However, the Obama White House “thought I was self | -righteous and a huge pain in the ass.” |
92,002 | Trump is either brazenly ignorant about the African continent (a possibility) or he is suffering serious cognitive decline and memory loss. | Trump is either brazenly ignorant about the African continent (a possibility | ) or he is suffering serious cognitive decline and memory loss. |
92,003 | “I’m just afraid that God’s patience with butt sex is wearing thin is all,” Robertson said, “and the last thing we want is to incur his wrath simply because The Gays couldn’t keep their anal sex to a respectable level, is all.” | “I’m just afraid that God’s patience with butt sex is wearing thin is all,” Robertson said, “and the last | thing we want is to incur his wrath simply because The Gays couldn’t keep their anal sex to a respectable level, is all.” |
92,004 | Fisting, handballing, fist-fucking, brachiovaginal, or brachioproctic insertion[1] is a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the vagina or rectum.[ | Fisting, handballing, fist-fucking, brachiovaginal, or brachioproctic insertion[1] is | a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the vagina or rectum.[ |
92,005 | A Finnish economist took one of those ridiculous worldwide penis studies that are always circulating and charted it against GDPs, to study that critical ratio between penis size and wealth. | A Finnish economist took one of those ridiculous worldwide penis studies that are always circulating and | charted it against GDPs, to study that critical ratio between penis size and wealth. |
92,006 | ,@AnnCoulter This is his son being buried you freaking lowlife white trash loser. pic.twitter.com/ibhC8OiN43 — Gus Establishment™ (@Gus_802) July 29, 2016 | ,@AnnCoulter This is his son being buried you freaking lowlife white trash | loser. pic.twitter.com/ibhC8OiN43 — Gus Establishment™ (@Gus_802) July 29, 2016 |
92,007 | You thought of lollygagging tourists, and obnoxious street performers, and ridiculous multinational chains didn’t you? | You thought of lollygagging tourists, and obnoxious street | performers, and ridiculous multinational chains didn’t you? |
92,008 | Few careers other than snake milker or IMAX screen cleaner have such staggering amounts of willing hot ass thrust on them on such a regular basis. | Few careers other than snake milker or IMAX screen cleaner have such staggering | amounts of willing hot ass thrust on them on such a regular basis. |
92,009 | Society may say that's it's wrong for millions of straight men to break free from their macho straitjackets to enjoy succulent, meaty oral sex for 24 hours. | Society may say that's it's wrong for millions of straight men to break | free from their macho straitjackets to enjoy succulent, meaty oral sex for 24 hours. |
92,010 | Screw this, I'll make my own return tops with blackjack and hookers!" | Screw this, I'll make my own | return tops with blackjack and hookers!" |
92,011 | In honor of his twitterversary, here are all the times that Hulk Hogan was fucking terrible at it. | In honor of his twitterversary, here are all the | times that Hulk Hogan was fucking terrible at it. |
92,012 | Quan reportedly burst into a tantrum and yelled, "I'm Rich Homie Quan, and I'm a rich millionaire, bitch. | Quan reportedly burst into a tantrum and yelled, "I'm | Rich Homie Quan, and I'm a rich millionaire, bitch. |
92,013 | Finally, The Biggest Loser, NBC’s heinous, fat-hate juggernaut, is adding kids into this mix. | Finally, The Biggest Loser, NBC’s heinous, fat | -hate juggernaut, is adding kids into this mix. |
92,014 | “Elvis, was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me, you see, straight out racist that sucker was, simple and plain, motherf**k him and John Wayne…” | “Elvis, was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me, you see | , straight out racist that sucker was, simple and plain, motherf**k him and John Wayne…” |
92,015 | About three minutes into her 20-minute stump speech, a heckler shouted, “Bill Clinton is a rapist!” | About three minutes into her 20-minute stump speech, a | heckler shouted, “Bill Clinton is a rapist!” |
92,016 | We heard a small snippet of the LP, which went on a museum tour before going up for auction, and unsurprisingly, some really fucking rich Wu-Tang fan bought it. | We heard a small snippet of the LP, which went on a museum tour before going | up for auction, and unsurprisingly, some really fucking rich Wu-Tang fan bought it. |
92,017 | He will whip your ass real quick though, and he won’t stop until you’re on the ground and say you’ve had enough.” | He will whip your ass real quick though, and he won’t stop | until you’re on the ground and say you’ve had enough.” |
92,018 | The overwhelming evidence of a fucked up planet in ecological distress is copious and freely available. | The overwhelming evidence of a fucked up planet | in ecological distress is copious and freely available. |
92,019 | Why do you have to fuck with us, goddamn it,' says the Philippine President | Why do you have to fuck with us | , goddamn it,' says the Philippine President |
92,020 | Going to sleep full of hope and waking up to a fucking nightmare. | Going to sleep full of hope and | waking up to a fucking nightmare. |
92,021 | "He's a damn good cop," says Bill Bullock, a resident of Jonesville. | "He's a damn good cop," | says Bill Bullock, a resident of Jonesville. |
92,022 | Probably thinking something as simple as “no shit” or “why the hell do we need an article about a good player being good”. | Probably thinking something as simple as “no shit” or “why the | hell do we need an article about a good player being good”. |
92,023 | Rapes are rampant in Sweden, following years of Muslim immigration. | Rapes are rampant in Sweden, | following years of Muslim immigration. |
92,024 | From monstrous bugs, to holding onto the oh shit handles in the car (excuse my language) , I’ve had some comical relief throughout my ups and downs so far. | From monstrous bugs, to holding onto the oh shit handles in the car (excuse my | language) , I’ve had some comical relief throughout my ups and downs so far. |
92,025 | Democrats have two major problems; compulsive lying, and they suck at technology. | Democrats have two major problems; compulsive | lying, and they suck at technology. |
92,026 | When Davidson said to him "I've got a gun I will shoot you", Andrew replied "go on then shoot me" and grabbed the bag from his hands. | When Davidson said to him "I've got a gun I will shoot you", | Andrew replied "go on then shoot me" and grabbed the bag from his hands. |
92,027 | You have to be stupid to imagine that scar is recent, very stupid. | You have to be stupid to imagine | that scar is recent, very stupid. |
92,028 | A search for Jirachi, for example, presents you with dozens of trainers that have named their creatures things like 'FUCKYOU,' 'ANALSEX,' and other unsavory things that probably shouldn't be in game played by children. | A search for Jirachi, for example, presents you with dozens of trainers that have named their creatures things like ' | FUCKYOU,' 'ANALSEX,' and other unsavory things that probably shouldn't be in game played by children. |
92,029 | Except, being that this was Donald Trump, he didn’t just read shit aloud. | Except, being that this was Donald Trump | , he didn’t just read shit aloud. |
92,030 | Folks need to know about this prick-ly issue dammit, so here’s an explainer. | Folks need to know about this prick-ly | issue dammit, so here’s an explainer. |
92,031 | Instead, DAMN. serves as a frenzied accounting of sins, an event that kicks off right as the album begins. | Instead, DAMN. serves as a frenzied accounting of sins | , an event that kicks off right as the album begins. |
92,032 | “I think we would be totally in the right to [execute homosexuals]. | “I think we would be totally in | the right to [execute homosexuals]. |
92,033 | She thus laid bare her despicable true colors as a wicked sycophant and traitor, a dirty comfort woman for the U.S. and despicable prostitute selling off the nation [emphasis added].” | She thus laid bare her despicable true colors as a wicked sycophant and traitor, a dirty | comfort woman for the U.S. and despicable prostitute selling off the nation [emphasis added].” |
92,034 | And if anyone was going to say ‘f**k,’ it would be Jessica Jones. | And if anyone was going to say ‘ | f**k,’ it would be Jessica Jones. |
92,035 | For starters, while we typically think of "gangbang," "fisting" and "double penetration" as hallmarks of male-oriented hardcore porn, it looks like ladies are getting off to the rough stuff as well. | For starters, while we typically think of "gangbang," "fisting" and "double penetration" as | hallmarks of male-oriented hardcore porn, it looks like ladies are getting off to the rough stuff as well. |
92,036 | Shit, if you are serious at all about getting fit, they don’t want your money. | Shit, if you are serious at all about | getting fit, they don’t want your money. |
92,037 | And, without even meaning to, the first 25 editions of the Tour de France stomped Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in terms of unusual and baffling shit. | And, without even meaning to, the first 25 editions of the Tour | de France stomped Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in terms of unusual and baffling shit. |
92,038 | This Swede-built creation is likely the most ridiculous sleeper ever created. | This Swede-built creation is likely | the most ridiculous sleeper ever created. |
92,039 | But we all know you are a cheap bastard and will just purchase the plastic pair. | But we all know you are a cheap | bastard and will just purchase the plastic pair. |
92,040 | I want you to be a sexy cowboy war hero who has had one of his legs and both of his testicles blown off in a grenade explosion in Afghanistan. | I want you to be a sexy cowboy war hero who has had one of | his legs and both of his testicles blown off in a grenade explosion in Afghanistan. |
92,041 | Brighter Day’s aesthetic is best described as “fucking weird as shit.” | Brighter Day’s aesthetic is best described | as “fucking weird as shit.” |
92,042 | CNN’s Chris Cuomo Suggests 12 Year Old Girls Are The Problem If They Don’t Want To See A Male’s Genitals In Locker Rooms | CNN’s Chris Cuomo Suggests 12 Year Old Girls Are The Problem If | They Don’t Want To See A Male’s Genitals In Locker Rooms |
92,043 | "I got the script, and [David and Dan] were like, 'Sorry, we killed you!' | "I got the script, and [David and Dan | ] were like, 'Sorry, we killed you!' |
92,044 | Shit has hit the fan at ultimate velocity and the fan is on full speed. | Shit has hit the fan at ultimate velocity | and the fan is on full speed. |
92,045 | If there's one thing the past teaches us, it's that human beings are cruel and capricious assholes, short-sighted and bloody-minded for whom everything always ends in tears. | If there's one thing the past teaches us, it's that human beings are cruel and | capricious assholes, short-sighted and bloody-minded for whom everything always ends in tears. |
92,046 | One of their friends later met the woman, a Malaysian, at a nightclub and she consented to have sex with him at his hotel room. | One of their friends later met the woman, a Malaysian, at a | nightclub and she consented to have sex with him at his hotel room. |
92,047 | But bees DO pollinate a bunch of shit that you probably like to eat. | But bees DO pollinate a bunch of | shit that you probably like to eat. |
92,048 | Parents of crying babies will recognize that Obama’s comforting of the crying baby seems almost as genuine as the gloating look that he shoots his wife once he quells the baby storm: | Parents of crying babies will recognize that Obama’s comforting of the crying baby seems almost as | genuine as the gloating look that he shoots his wife once he quells the baby storm: |
92,049 | O’Brien appeared to be referring at once to a tape of Weinstein admitting to groping a model in 2005 as well as Trump’s infamous “grab ’em by the pussy” “Access Hollywood” tape. | O’Brien appeared to be referring at once to a tape of Weinstein admitting to groping a model in 2005 | as well as Trump’s infamous “grab ’em by the pussy” “Access Hollywood” tape. |
92,050 | Every hole in my body has been penetrated – outside of marriage – by a lover’s cock. | Every hole in my body has been penetrated – | outside of marriage – by a lover’s cock. |
92,051 | Alone or with the help of local police, native anti-Semitic populations, and accompanying Axis troops, the Einsatzgruppen would enter a town, round up their victims, herd them to the outskirts of the town, and shoot them. | Alone or with the help of local police, native anti-Semitic populations, and accompanying Axis troops, the Einsatzgruppen | would enter a town, round up their victims, herd them to the outskirts of the town, and shoot them. |
92,052 | In any given population there is a percentage of socio-paths, there is nothing inherent about the Islamic faith which attracts sociopathic individuals who disregard the lives of others, and anyone who believes that is quite frankly an idiot. | In any given population there is a percentage of socio-paths, there is nothing inherent about the Islamic faith | which attracts sociopathic individuals who disregard the lives of others, and anyone who believes that is quite frankly an idiot. |
92,053 | It sucks seeing him having to go through so much shit from beginning to end that you just want to see him live a normal life. | It sucks seeing him having to go through so much shit from beginning | to end that you just want to see him live a normal life. |
92,054 | “I was nodding off, bored off my tits, and then suddenly, it… it happened,” explained a severely upset Patrick. | “I was nodding off, bored off my tits, and then | suddenly, it… it happened,” explained a severely upset Patrick. |
92,055 | As Vine explains there wasn’t room for her to pass because cyclists ought to be given a car’s width, she screams: "Why the f*** would you stop in front of a car? | As Vine explains there wasn’t room for her to pass because cyclists ought to be given a car’s | width, she screams: "Why the f*** would you stop in front of a car? |
92,056 | I was worried that people would simply be turned off by the idea of a man with a vagina. | I was worried that people would simply be turned off | by the idea of a man with a vagina. |
92,057 | Only a fool would fail to see the decaying political discourse in America and the sharp partisan divides. | Only a fool would fail to see the decaying | political discourse in America and the sharp partisan divides. |
92,058 | Vikings fans are much more familiar with that other place, where the accursed wander in misery. | Vikings fans are much more familiar with that other | place, where the accursed wander in misery. |
92,059 | Lately it's been looking like I should have called it, "Shamus Young won't shut his fat stupid mouth about DRM oh God he's doing it again I think my eyes are bleeding someone please make him stop please oh please". | Lately it's been looking like I should have called it, "Shamus Young won't shut his fat stupid mouth about | DRM oh God he's doing it again I think my eyes are bleeding someone please make him stop please oh please". |
92,060 | On Wednesday we asked for your vacation horror stories, and you people delivered with some shitty vacations. | On Wednesday we asked for your vacation horror stories | , and you people delivered with some shitty vacations. |
92,061 | Subject: ZOMG I hate these idiots Message: I just finished days of fact-checking and debunking Science 1086. | Subject: ZOMG I hate these idiots Message: I just | finished days of fact-checking and debunking Science 1086. |
92,062 | Panicking and unsure of what to do, the poster said he endured the experience, "already fucking crying in my head." | Panicking and unsure of what to do, the poster said he | endured the experience, "already fucking crying in my head." |
92,063 | We’ve all been endlessly briefed on the benefits of sleeping with someone we love, but what can we get out of fucking a totally random person (besides feeling like a slutty secret agent)? | We’ve all been endlessly briefed on the benefits of sleeping with someone we love, but what can | we get out of fucking a totally random person (besides feeling like a slutty secret agent)? |
92,064 | Don't steal bikes bro…or Travis will kick your ass @gilmergreen @tkarmes #fastfolks #fastordie #dontstealbikes #biketheif A video posted by fastfolkscyclery (@fastfolkscyclery) on Dec 14, 2015 at 4:19pm PST | Don't steal bikes bro…or Travis will kick your ass @gilmergreen @tkarmes #fastfolks #fastordie # | dontstealbikes #biketheif A video posted by fastfolkscyclery (@fastfolkscyclery) on Dec 14, 2015 at 4:19pm PST |
92,065 | Your sensual bath for two just got interrupted by a monstrous period queef. | Your sensual bath for two just got | interrupted by a monstrous period queef. |
92,066 | He may well have been the last worth-a-crap president America had. | He may well have been the last worth | -a-crap president America had. |
92,067 | Clinton of sexual abuse into the family seating area, effectively forcing Mr. | Clinton of sexual abuse into the | family seating area, effectively forcing Mr. |
92,068 | What do you do with a federal judge who approvingly forwarded an e-mail “joke” suggesting that President Obama was conceived when his mother had sex with a dog? | What do you do with a federal judge who approvingly forwarded an e-mail “ | joke” suggesting that President Obama was conceived when his mother had sex with a dog? |
92,069 | Musso is also not accused of removing a 14-year-old’s outer garments and undressing himself and placing her hand on his erect penis. | Musso is also not accused of removing a 14-year-old’s outer | garments and undressing himself and placing her hand on his erect penis. |
92,070 | Look at it: You know it’s an illusion, and you just know those squares are straight—their borderlines all parallel and perpendicular—but you can’t get your dumb brain to ignore your lying eyes. | Look at it: You know it’s an illusion, and you just know those squares are straight— | their borderlines all parallel and perpendicular—but you can’t get your dumb brain to ignore your lying eyes. |
92,071 | This (solipsism) is the worst of all possible Bullshit philosophy. | This (solipsism) is the | worst of all possible Bullshit philosophy. |
92,072 | He also confirmed the release date and fully endorsed the album, noting "that shit is ridiculous... | He also confirmed the release date and fully endorsed | the album, noting "that shit is ridiculous... |
92,073 | Other times, it's dangerous and stupid, some kind of twisted rush. | Other times, it's dangerous and | stupid, some kind of twisted rush. |
92,074 | The Cambridge college where I took my PhD was marginally better, first offering places to those without penises in 1978. | The Cambridge college where I took my PhD was marginally better | , first offering places to those without penises in 1978. |
92,075 | Our prime minister calls journalists (who are not afraid to report his misfires) idiots, prostitutes and liars . | Our prime minister calls journalists (who are not afraid | to report his misfires) idiots, prostitutes and liars . |
92,076 | They crushed the dog’s head with a rifle butt and tossed him into the truck with the dead. | They crushed the dog’s head with a rifle butt | and tossed him into the truck with the dead. |
92,077 | Let me tell you that if even half of that is true, we’re fucked here at Canon at least up until 2014. | Let me tell you that if even half of that is true | , we’re fucked here at Canon at least up until 2014. |
92,078 | CGI was out of the question as “the film would be a piece of shit”, according to its director, and so The Revenant was shot in harsh conditions in the Canadian winter, a far cry from a soundstage in Los Angeles. | CGI was out of the question as “the film would be a piece of shit”, according to its director, | and so The Revenant was shot in harsh conditions in the Canadian winter, a far cry from a soundstage in Los Angeles. |
92,079 | It’s a bewildering mess of a story laced with shitty cliches - the film ends with not one but TWO digital timer countdowns! - and riddled with crummy editing that reduces action scenes to tedium. | It’s a bewildering mess of a story laced with shitty cliches - the film ends with not one | but TWO digital timer countdowns! - and riddled with crummy editing that reduces action scenes to tedium. |
92,080 | You can bitch all you want about how piracy is your god-given right, and none of it matters anyway because you can't change how people behave... whatever. | You can bitch all you want about how piracy is your god-given right, | and none of it matters anyway because you can't change how people behave... whatever. |
92,081 | I had a really intense personal reaction to Luke Skywalker, Depressed Asshole, and thought I should explain it. | I had a really intense personal reaction to Luke Skywalker | , Depressed Asshole, and thought I should explain it. |
92,082 | “The idea of a black rapist, basically, using the schlong to defeat Hillary. | “The idea of a black rapist, | basically, using the schlong to defeat Hillary. |
92,083 | Still, here's a list of awful things the world still needed before it needed a book by the Amazing Fucking Atheist... | Still, here's a list of awful things the world still | needed before it needed a book by the Amazing Fucking Atheist... |
92,084 | Cam Newton has been nothing but an exemplary human being since he came into the league, and anyone who thinks he’s a thug, or immature, or anything like that because he did a little dance is a moron. | Cam Newton has been nothing but an exemplary human being since he came into the league, and anyone who thinks | he’s a thug, or immature, or anything like that because he did a little dance is a moron. |
92,085 | If you're as old as I am, you may remember Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev making an ass of himself claiming that the Russians invented television. | If you're as old as I am, you may remember Soviet Premier | Nikita Khrushchev making an ass of himself claiming that the Russians invented television. |
92,086 | Lotz of thangs n' lyrics ta git tha fuck into so let’s just jump tha fuck into dat shiznit son! | Lotz of thangs n' lyrics ta git tha fuck into | so let’s just jump tha fuck into dat shiznit son! |
92,087 | Of particular note is the scene in which Alex Murphy shoots a rapist in the penis. | Of particular note is the scene in which | Alex Murphy shoots a rapist in the penis. |
92,088 | The guy on the right keeps asking him to get rid of the gun if he wants to kick his ass. | The guy on the right keeps asking him to get rid | of the gun if he wants to kick his ass. |
92,089 | TCS is the biggest loser with a fall of 4.05 percent followed by Tech Mahindra with a drop of 3.58 percent. | TCS is the biggest loser with a fall of 4.05 percent | followed by Tech Mahindra with a drop of 3.58 percent. |
92,090 | YG and Nipsey Hussle had to assume the position during their music video shoot in L.A. ... as cops swarmed to disperse the crowd shouting, "F**k Donald Trump!" | YG and Nipsey Hussle had to assume the position during their music video shoot in L.A. | ... as cops swarmed to disperse the crowd shouting, "F**k Donald Trump!" |
92,091 | Our culture tells us we must spend everything we make, and then more, and not only keep up with the Joneses, but to kick their ass or go down in a sea of debt trying. | Our culture tells us we must spend everything we make, and then more, and not only keep | up with the Joneses, but to kick their ass or go down in a sea of debt trying. |
92,092 | You hear a single utterance of "fuck" or "pussy," and you turn your nose up at the lack of sophistication. | You hear a single utterance of "fuck" or "pussy, | " and you turn your nose up at the lack of sophistication. |
92,093 | As he made his way out, Hamm claims a guard said, “Fucking homosexual, who the fuck do you think you are?” | As he made his way out, Hamm claims a guard said, | “Fucking homosexual, who the fuck do you think you are?” |
92,094 | Of course the above is a joke, and the Japanese are an ancient and traditional society not there to cater for stupid Western tourists. | Of course the above is a joke, and the Japanese are an | ancient and traditional society not there to cater for stupid Western tourists. |
92,095 | In their videos, the two men regularly attack former Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton as an “old racist b*tch,” while praising Trump for being a pragmatic businessman who couldn’t have succeeded if he’d actually been a racist. | In their videos, the two men regularly attack former Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton as an “old racist b*tch, | ” while praising Trump for being a pragmatic businessman who couldn’t have succeeded if he’d actually been a racist. |
92,096 | You could've filled Tiger Stadium (aka Comerica Park) with the tidal wave of idiot-ade in this little drama. | You could've filled Tiger Stadium (aka Comerica Park) with | the tidal wave of idiot-ade in this little drama. |
92,097 | The Laborers Who Keep Dick Pics and Beheadings Out of Your Facebook Feed | WIRED | The Laborers Who Keep Dick Pics and | Beheadings Out of Your Facebook Feed | WIRED |
92,098 | Welcome to the land of "Sad Black People And Misguided Tourists." | Welcome to the land of "Sad | Black People And Misguided Tourists." |
92,099 | “The swelling was so bad, the doctors had to cut away an outer part of my penis so I can urinate. | “The swelling was so bad, the doctors had to cut | away an outer part of my penis so I can urinate. |
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