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That damn hunter should have pulled the trigger on that stupid ass deer and him And his buddy big gay al could've been eating some deer god jerky
That damn hunter should have pulled the trigger on that stupid ass deer and
him And his buddy big gay al could've been eating some deer god jerky
92,001
However, the Obama White House “thought I was self-righteous and a huge pain in the ass.”
However, the Obama White House “thought I was self
-righteous and a huge pain in the ass.”
92,002
Trump is either brazenly ignorant about the African continent (a possibility) or he is suffering serious cognitive decline and memory loss.
Trump is either brazenly ignorant about the African continent (a possibility
) or he is suffering serious cognitive decline and memory loss.
92,003
“I’m just afraid that God’s patience with butt sex is wearing thin is all,” Robertson said, “and the last thing we want is to incur his wrath simply because The Gays couldn’t keep their anal sex to a respectable level, is all.”
“I’m just afraid that God’s patience with butt sex is wearing thin is all,” Robertson said, “and the last
thing we want is to incur his wrath simply because The Gays couldn’t keep their anal sex to a respectable level, is all.”
92,004
Fisting, handballing, fist-fucking, brachiovaginal, or brachioproctic insertion[1] is a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the vagina or rectum.[
Fisting, handballing, fist-fucking, brachiovaginal, or brachioproctic insertion[1] is
a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the vagina or rectum.[
92,005
A Finnish economist took one of those ridiculous worldwide penis studies that are always circulating and charted it against GDPs, to study that critical ratio between penis size and wealth.
A Finnish economist took one of those ridiculous worldwide penis studies that are always circulating and
charted it against GDPs, to study that critical ratio between penis size and wealth.
92,006
,@AnnCoulter This is his son being buried you freaking lowlife white trash loser. pic.twitter.com/ibhC8OiN43 — Gus Establishment™ (@Gus_802) July 29, 2016
,@AnnCoulter This is his son being buried you freaking lowlife white trash
loser. pic.twitter.com/ibhC8OiN43 — Gus Establishment™ (@Gus_802) July 29, 2016
92,007
You thought of lollygagging tourists, and obnoxious street performers, and ridiculous multinational chains didn’t you?
You thought of lollygagging tourists, and obnoxious street
performers, and ridiculous multinational chains didn’t you?
92,008
Few careers other than snake milker or IMAX screen cleaner have such staggering amounts of willing hot ass thrust on them on such a regular basis.
Few careers other than snake milker or IMAX screen cleaner have such staggering
amounts of willing hot ass thrust on them on such a regular basis.
92,009
Society may say that's it's wrong for millions of straight men to break free from their macho straitjackets to enjoy succulent, meaty oral sex for 24 hours.
Society may say that's it's wrong for millions of straight men to break
free from their macho straitjackets to enjoy succulent, meaty oral sex for 24 hours.
92,010
Screw this, I'll make my own return tops with blackjack and hookers!"
Screw this, I'll make my own
return tops with blackjack and hookers!"
92,011
In honor of his twitterversary, here are all the times that Hulk Hogan was fucking terrible at it.
In honor of his twitterversary, here are all the
times that Hulk Hogan was fucking terrible at it.
92,012
Quan reportedly burst into a tantrum and yelled, "I'm Rich Homie Quan, and I'm a rich millionaire, bitch.
Quan reportedly burst into a tantrum and yelled, "I'm
Rich Homie Quan, and I'm a rich millionaire, bitch.
92,013
Finally, The Biggest Loser, NBC’s heinous, fat-hate juggernaut, is adding kids into this mix.
Finally, The Biggest Loser, NBC’s heinous, fat
-hate juggernaut, is adding kids into this mix.
92,014
“Elvis, was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me, you see, straight out racist that sucker was, simple and plain, motherf**k him and John Wayne…”
“Elvis, was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me, you see
, straight out racist that sucker was, simple and plain, motherf**k him and John Wayne…”
92,015
About three minutes into her 20-minute stump speech, a heckler shouted, “Bill Clinton is a rapist!”
About three minutes into her 20-minute stump speech, a
heckler shouted, “Bill Clinton is a rapist!”
92,016
We heard a small snippet of the LP, which went on a museum tour before going up for auction, and unsurprisingly, some really fucking rich Wu-Tang fan bought it.
We heard a small snippet of the LP, which went on a museum tour before going
up for auction, and unsurprisingly, some really fucking rich Wu-Tang fan bought it.
92,017
He will whip your ass real quick though, and he won’t stop until you’re on the ground and say you’ve had enough.”
He will whip your ass real quick though, and he won’t stop
until you’re on the ground and say you’ve had enough.”
92,018
The overwhelming evidence of a fucked up planet in ecological distress is copious and freely available.
The overwhelming evidence of a fucked up planet
in ecological distress is copious and freely available.
92,019
Why do you have to fuck with us, goddamn it,' says the Philippine President
Why do you have to fuck with us
, goddamn it,' says the Philippine President
92,020
Going to sleep full of hope and waking up to a fucking nightmare.
Going to sleep full of hope and
waking up to a fucking nightmare.
92,021
"He's a damn good cop," says Bill Bullock, a resident of Jonesville.
"He's a damn good cop,"
says Bill Bullock, a resident of Jonesville.
92,022
Probably thinking something as simple as “no shit” or “why the hell do we need an article about a good player being good”.
Probably thinking something as simple as “no shit” or “why the
hell do we need an article about a good player being good”.
92,023
Rapes are rampant in Sweden, following years of Muslim immigration.
Rapes are rampant in Sweden,
following years of Muslim immigration.
92,024
From monstrous bugs, to holding onto the oh shit handles in the car (excuse my language) , I’ve had some comical relief throughout my ups and downs so far.
From monstrous bugs, to holding onto the oh shit handles in the car (excuse my
language) , I’ve had some comical relief throughout my ups and downs so far.
92,025
Democrats have two major problems; compulsive lying, and they suck at technology.
Democrats have two major problems; compulsive
lying, and they suck at technology.
92,026
When Davidson said to him "I've got a gun I will shoot you", Andrew replied "go on then shoot me" and grabbed the bag from his hands.
When Davidson said to him "I've got a gun I will shoot you",
Andrew replied "go on then shoot me" and grabbed the bag from his hands.
92,027
You have to be stupid to imagine that scar is recent, very stupid.
You have to be stupid to imagine
that scar is recent, very stupid.
92,028
A search for Jirachi, for example, presents you with dozens of trainers that have named their creatures things like 'FUCKYOU,' 'ANALSEX,' and other unsavory things that probably shouldn't be in game played by children.
A search for Jirachi, for example, presents you with dozens of trainers that have named their creatures things like '
FUCKYOU,' 'ANALSEX,' and other unsavory things that probably shouldn't be in game played by children.
92,029
Except, being that this was Donald Trump, he didn’t just read shit aloud.
Except, being that this was Donald Trump
, he didn’t just read shit aloud.
92,030
Folks need to know about this prick-ly issue dammit, so here’s an explainer.
Folks need to know about this prick-ly
issue dammit, so here’s an explainer.
92,031
Instead, DAMN. serves as a frenzied accounting of sins, an event that kicks off right as the album begins.
Instead, DAMN. serves as a frenzied accounting of sins
, an event that kicks off right as the album begins.
92,032
“I think we would be totally in the right to [execute homosexuals].
“I think we would be totally in
the right to [execute homosexuals].
92,033
She thus laid bare her despicable true colors as a wicked sycophant and traitor, a dirty comfort woman for the U.S. and despicable prostitute selling off the nation [emphasis added].”
She thus laid bare her despicable true colors as a wicked sycophant and traitor, a dirty
comfort woman for the U.S. and despicable prostitute selling off the nation [emphasis added].”
92,034
And if anyone was going to say ‘f**k,’ it would be Jessica Jones.
And if anyone was going to say ‘
f**k,’ it would be Jessica Jones.
92,035
For starters, while we typically think of "gangbang," "fisting" and "double penetration" as hallmarks of male-oriented hardcore porn, it looks like ladies are getting off to the rough stuff as well.
For starters, while we typically think of "gangbang," "fisting" and "double penetration" as
hallmarks of male-oriented hardcore porn, it looks like ladies are getting off to the rough stuff as well.
92,036
Shit, if you are serious at all about getting fit, they don’t want your money.
Shit, if you are serious at all about
getting fit, they don’t want your money.
92,037
And, without even meaning to, the first 25 editions of the Tour de France stomped Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in terms of unusual and baffling shit.
And, without even meaning to, the first 25 editions of the Tour
de France stomped Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in terms of unusual and baffling shit.
92,038
This Swede-built creation is likely the most ridiculous sleeper ever created.
This Swede-built creation is likely
the most ridiculous sleeper ever created.
92,039
But we all know you are a cheap bastard and will just purchase the plastic pair.
But we all know you are a cheap
bastard and will just purchase the plastic pair.
92,040
I want you to be a sexy cowboy war hero who has had one of his legs and both of his testicles blown off in a grenade explosion in Afghanistan.
I want you to be a sexy cowboy war hero who has had one of
his legs and both of his testicles blown off in a grenade explosion in Afghanistan.
92,041
Brighter Day’s aesthetic is best described as “fucking weird as shit.”
Brighter Day’s aesthetic is best described
as “fucking weird as shit.”
92,042
CNN’s Chris Cuomo Suggests 12 Year Old Girls Are The Problem If They Don’t Want To See A Male’s Genitals In Locker Rooms
CNN’s Chris Cuomo Suggests 12 Year Old Girls Are The Problem If
They Don’t Want To See A Male’s Genitals In Locker Rooms
92,043
"I got the script, and [David and Dan] were like, 'Sorry, we killed you!'
"I got the script, and [David and Dan
] were like, 'Sorry, we killed you!'
92,044
Shit has hit the fan at ultimate velocity and the fan is on full speed.
Shit has hit the fan at ultimate velocity
and the fan is on full speed.
92,045
If there's one thing the past teaches us, it's that human beings are cruel and capricious assholes, short-sighted and bloody-minded for whom everything always ends in tears.
If there's one thing the past teaches us, it's that human beings are cruel and
capricious assholes, short-sighted and bloody-minded for whom everything always ends in tears.
92,046
One of their friends later met the woman, a Malaysian, at a nightclub and she consented to have sex with him at his hotel room.
One of their friends later met the woman, a Malaysian, at a
nightclub and she consented to have sex with him at his hotel room.
92,047
But bees DO pollinate a bunch of shit that you probably like to eat.
But bees DO pollinate a bunch of
shit that you probably like to eat.
92,048
Parents of crying babies will recognize that Obama’s comforting of the crying baby seems almost as genuine as the gloating look that he shoots his wife once he quells the baby storm:
Parents of crying babies will recognize that Obama’s comforting of the crying baby seems almost as
genuine as the gloating look that he shoots his wife once he quells the baby storm:
92,049
O’Brien appeared to be referring at once to a tape of Weinstein admitting to groping a model in 2005 as well as Trump’s infamous “grab ’em by the pussy” “Access Hollywood” tape.
O’Brien appeared to be referring at once to a tape of Weinstein admitting to groping a model in 2005
as well as Trump’s infamous “grab ’em by the pussy” “Access Hollywood” tape.
92,050
Every hole in my body has been penetrated – outside of marriage – by a lover’s cock.
Every hole in my body has been penetrated –
outside of marriage – by a lover’s cock.
92,051
Alone or with the help of local police, native anti-Semitic populations, and accompanying Axis troops, the Einsatzgruppen would enter a town, round up their victims, herd them to the outskirts of the town, and shoot them.
Alone or with the help of local police, native anti-Semitic populations, and accompanying Axis troops, the Einsatzgruppen
would enter a town, round up their victims, herd them to the outskirts of the town, and shoot them.
92,052
In any given population there is a percentage of socio-paths, there is nothing inherent about the Islamic faith which attracts sociopathic individuals who disregard the lives of others, and anyone who believes that is quite frankly an idiot.
In any given population there is a percentage of socio-paths, there is nothing inherent about the Islamic faith
which attracts sociopathic individuals who disregard the lives of others, and anyone who believes that is quite frankly an idiot.
92,053
It sucks seeing him having to go through so much shit from beginning to end that you just want to see him live a normal life.
It sucks seeing him having to go through so much shit from beginning
to end that you just want to see him live a normal life.
92,054
“I was nodding off, bored off my tits, and then suddenly, it… it happened,” explained a severely upset Patrick.
“I was nodding off, bored off my tits, and then
suddenly, it… it happened,” explained a severely upset Patrick.
92,055
As Vine explains there wasn’t room for her to pass because cyclists ought to be given a car’s width, she screams: "Why the f*** would you stop in front of a car?
As Vine explains there wasn’t room for her to pass because cyclists ought to be given a car’s
width, she screams: "Why the f*** would you stop in front of a car?
92,056
I was worried that people would simply be turned off by the idea of a man with a vagina.
I was worried that people would simply be turned off
by the idea of a man with a vagina.
92,057
Only a fool would fail to see the decaying political discourse in America and the sharp partisan divides.
Only a fool would fail to see the decaying
political discourse in America and the sharp partisan divides.
92,058
Vikings fans are much more familiar with that other place, where the accursed wander in misery.
Vikings fans are much more familiar with that other
place, where the accursed wander in misery.
92,059
Lately it's been looking like I should have called it, "Shamus Young won't shut his fat stupid mouth about DRM oh God he's doing it again I think my eyes are bleeding someone please make him stop please oh please".
Lately it's been looking like I should have called it, "Shamus Young won't shut his fat stupid mouth about
DRM oh God he's doing it again I think my eyes are bleeding someone please make him stop please oh please".
92,060
On Wednesday we asked for your vacation horror stories, and you people delivered with some shitty vacations.
On Wednesday we asked for your vacation horror stories
, and you people delivered with some shitty vacations.
92,061
Subject: ZOMG I hate these idiots Message: I just finished days of fact-checking and debunking Science 1086.
Subject: ZOMG I hate these idiots Message: I just
finished days of fact-checking and debunking Science 1086.
92,062
Panicking and unsure of what to do, the poster said he endured the experience, "already fucking crying in my head."
Panicking and unsure of what to do, the poster said he
endured the experience, "already fucking crying in my head."
92,063
We’ve all been endlessly briefed on the benefits of sleeping with someone we love, but what can we get out of fucking a totally random person (besides feeling like a slutty secret agent)?
We’ve all been endlessly briefed on the benefits of sleeping with someone we love, but what can
we get out of fucking a totally random person (besides feeling like a slutty secret agent)?
92,064
Don't steal bikes bro…or Travis will kick your ass @gilmergreen @tkarmes #fastfolks #fastordie #dontstealbikes #biketheif A video posted by fastfolkscyclery (@fastfolkscyclery) on Dec 14, 2015 at 4:19pm PST
Don't steal bikes bro…or Travis will kick your ass @gilmergreen @tkarmes #fastfolks #fastordie #
dontstealbikes #biketheif A video posted by fastfolkscyclery (@fastfolkscyclery) on Dec 14, 2015 at 4:19pm PST
92,065
Your sensual bath for two just got interrupted by a monstrous period queef.
Your sensual bath for two just got
interrupted by a monstrous period queef.
92,066
He may well have been the last worth-a-crap president America had.
He may well have been the last worth
-a-crap president America had.
92,067
Clinton of sexual abuse into the family seating area, effectively forcing Mr.
Clinton of sexual abuse into the
family seating area, effectively forcing Mr.
92,068
What do you do with a federal judge who approvingly forwarded an e-mail “joke” suggesting that President Obama was conceived when his mother had sex with a dog?
What do you do with a federal judge who approvingly forwarded an e-mail “
joke” suggesting that President Obama was conceived when his mother had sex with a dog?
92,069
Musso is also not accused of removing a 14-year-old’s outer garments and undressing himself and placing her hand on his erect penis.
Musso is also not accused of removing a 14-year-old’s outer
garments and undressing himself and placing her hand on his erect penis.
92,070
Look at it: You know it’s an illusion, and you just know those squares are straight—their borderlines all parallel and perpendicular—but you can’t get your dumb brain to ignore your lying eyes.
Look at it: You know it’s an illusion, and you just know those squares are straight—
their borderlines all parallel and perpendicular—but you can’t get your dumb brain to ignore your lying eyes.
92,071
This (solipsism) is the worst of all possible Bullshit philosophy.
This (solipsism) is the
worst of all possible Bullshit philosophy.
92,072
He also confirmed the release date and fully endorsed the album, noting "that shit is ridiculous...
He also confirmed the release date and fully endorsed
the album, noting "that shit is ridiculous...
92,073
Other times, it's dangerous and stupid, some kind of twisted rush.
Other times, it's dangerous and
stupid, some kind of twisted rush.
92,074
The Cambridge college where I took my PhD was marginally better, first offering places to those without penises in 1978.
The Cambridge college where I took my PhD was marginally better
, first offering places to those without penises in 1978.
92,075
Our prime mi­nis­ter calls jour­na­lists (who are not af­raid to re­port his mis­fi­res) idi­ots, pros­ti­tu­tes and liars .
Our prime mi­nis­ter calls jour­na­lists (who are not af­raid
to re­port his mis­fi­res) idi­ots, pros­ti­tu­tes and liars .
92,076
They crushed the dog’s head with a rifle butt and tossed him into the truck with the dead.
They crushed the dog’s head with a rifle butt
and tossed him into the truck with the dead.
92,077
Let me tell you that if even half of that is true, we’re fucked here at Canon at least up until 2014.
Let me tell you that if even half of that is true
, we’re fucked here at Canon at least up until 2014.
92,078
CGI was out of the question as “the film would be a piece of shit”, according to its director, and so The Revenant was shot in harsh conditions in the Canadian winter, a far cry from a soundstage in Los Angeles.
CGI was out of the question as “the film would be a piece of shit”, according to its director,
and so The Revenant was shot in harsh conditions in the Canadian winter, a far cry from a soundstage in Los Angeles.
92,079
It’s a bewildering mess of a story laced with shitty cliches - the film ends with not one but TWO digital timer countdowns! - and riddled with crummy editing that reduces action scenes to tedium.
It’s a bewildering mess of a story laced with shitty cliches - the film ends with not one
but TWO digital timer countdowns! - and riddled with crummy editing that reduces action scenes to tedium.
92,080
You can bitch all you want about how piracy is your god-given right, and none of it matters anyway because you can't change how people behave... whatever.
You can bitch all you want about how piracy is your god-given right,
and none of it matters anyway because you can't change how people behave... whatever.
92,081
I had a really intense personal reaction to Luke Skywalker, Depressed Asshole, and thought I should explain it.
I had a really intense personal reaction to Luke Skywalker
, Depressed Asshole, and thought I should explain it.
92,082
“The idea of a black rapist, basically, using the schlong to defeat Hillary.
“The idea of a black rapist,
basically, using the schlong to defeat Hillary.
92,083
Still, here's a list of awful things the world still needed before it needed a book by the Amazing Fucking Atheist...
Still, here's a list of awful things the world still
needed before it needed a book by the Amazing Fucking Atheist...
92,084
Cam Newton has been nothing but an exemplary human being since he came into the league, and anyone who thinks he’s a thug, or immature, or anything like that because he did a little dance is a moron.
Cam Newton has been nothing but an exemplary human being since he came into the league, and anyone who thinks
he’s a thug, or immature, or anything like that because he did a little dance is a moron.
92,085
If you're as old as I am, you may remember Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev making an ass of himself claiming that the Russians invented television.
If you're as old as I am, you may remember Soviet Premier
Nikita Khrushchev making an ass of himself claiming that the Russians invented television.
92,086
Lotz of thangs n' lyrics ta git tha fuck into so let’s just jump tha fuck into dat shiznit son!
Lotz of thangs n' lyrics ta git tha fuck into
so let’s just jump tha fuck into dat shiznit son!
92,087
Of particular note is the scene in which Alex Murphy shoots a rapist in the penis.
Of particular note is the scene in which
Alex Murphy shoots a rapist in the penis.
92,088
The guy on the right keeps asking him to get rid of the gun if he wants to kick his ass.
The guy on the right keeps asking him to get rid
of the gun if he wants to kick his ass.
92,089
TCS is the biggest loser with a fall of 4.05 percent followed by Tech Mahindra with a drop of 3.58 percent.
TCS is the biggest loser with a fall of 4.05 percent
followed by Tech Mahindra with a drop of 3.58 percent.
92,090
YG and Nipsey Hussle had to assume the position during their music video shoot in L.A. ... as cops swarmed to disperse the crowd shouting, "F**k Donald Trump!"
YG and Nipsey Hussle had to assume the position during their music video shoot in L.A.
... as cops swarmed to disperse the crowd shouting, "F**k Donald Trump!"
92,091
Our culture tells us we must spend everything we make, and then more, and not only keep up with the Joneses, but to kick their ass or go down in a sea of debt trying.
Our culture tells us we must spend everything we make, and then more, and not only keep
up with the Joneses, but to kick their ass or go down in a sea of debt trying.
92,092
You hear a single utterance of "fuck" or "pussy," and you turn your nose up at the lack of sophistication.
You hear a single utterance of "fuck" or "pussy,
" and you turn your nose up at the lack of sophistication.
92,093
As he made his way out, Hamm claims a guard said, “Fucking homosexual, who the fuck do you think you are?”
As he made his way out, Hamm claims a guard said,
“Fucking homosexual, who the fuck do you think you are?”
92,094
Of course the above is a joke, and the Japanese are an ancient and traditional society not there to cater for stupid Western tourists.
Of course the above is a joke, and the Japanese are an
ancient and traditional society not there to cater for stupid Western tourists.
92,095
In their videos, the two men regularly attack former Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton as an “old racist b*tch,” while praising Trump for being a pragmatic businessman who couldn’t have succeeded if he’d actually been a racist.
In their videos, the two men regularly attack former Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton as an “old racist b*tch,
” while praising Trump for being a pragmatic businessman who couldn’t have succeeded if he’d actually been a racist.
92,096
You could've filled Tiger Stadium (aka Comerica Park) with the tidal wave of idiot-ade in this little drama.
You could've filled Tiger Stadium (aka Comerica Park) with
the tidal wave of idiot-ade in this little drama.
92,097
The Laborers Who Keep Dick Pics and Beheadings Out of Your Facebook Feed | WIRED
The Laborers Who Keep Dick Pics and
Beheadings Out of Your Facebook Feed | WIRED
92,098
Welcome to the land of "Sad Black People And Misguided Tourists."
Welcome to the land of "Sad
Black People And Misguided Tourists."
92,099
“The swelling was so bad, the doctors had to cut away an outer part of my penis so I can urinate.
“The swelling was so bad, the doctors had to cut
away an outer part of my penis so I can urinate.