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92,600 | It’s stupid, as if someone took every piece of Sonic fan fiction and tossed it into a blender, but there’s fun to be had in the absurdity. | It’s stupid, as if someone took every piece of Sonic fan fiction and tossed | it into a blender, but there’s fun to be had in the absurdity. |
92,601 | A SHOCKED Jeremy Clarkson was kicked off a flight by an airport worker who crowed “I’m from Argentina so f*** you!” | A SHOCKED Jeremy Clarkson was kicked off a flight by an airport worker who | crowed “I’m from Argentina so f*** you!” |
92,602 | cortege of boot lickers will enter my room while I am sleeping and suck | cortege of boot lickers will enter my | room while I am sleeping and suck |
92,603 | You’re always going to have people hating on shit, you’re just going to have to skate for yourself.” | You’re always going to have people hating on shit, | you’re just going to have to skate for yourself.” |
92,604 | Republicans have already told us what’s going to happen, though: If you let President Obama have his way, you will die. | Republicans have already told us what’s going to happen, though: | If you let President Obama have his way, you will die. |
92,605 | See, that’s the problem: this movie was gone from my head as soon as the credits were rolling, man, and it’s not cuz my shit’s got 30%+ THC content, lemmee tell ya. | See, that’s the problem: this movie was gone from my head as soon as the credits were | rolling, man, and it’s not cuz my shit’s got 30%+ THC content, lemmee tell ya. |
92,606 | So obviously, in the modern parallel, he’s an asshole on the Internet. | So obviously, in the modern parallel, | he’s an asshole on the Internet. |
92,607 | FACT: Beginning a tweet with “FACT:” makes you look like an insufferable douchebag. | FACT: Beginning a tweet with “FACT: | ” makes you look like an insufferable douchebag. |
92,608 | Pros: The Pill is idiot-proof; you set it on its edge to practice your putting or on its side for chipping and bunker shots. | Pros: The Pill is idiot-proof; you set it on its | edge to practice your putting or on its side for chipping and bunker shots. |
92,609 | Verrilli is the guy who shut down Grokster, sued Google on behalf of Viacom, and sued the pants out of Jammie Thomas in the name of the Recording Industry Association of America, that bunch of nice lovely assholes. | Verrilli is the guy who shut down Grokster, sued Google on behalf of Viacom, and sued the pants out | of Jammie Thomas in the name of the Recording Industry Association of America, that bunch of nice lovely assholes. |
92,610 | LISTEN carefully, and you may detect a giant sucking sound across the rich world. | LISTEN carefully, and you may detect a | giant sucking sound across the rich world. |
92,611 | Over the weekend, all of you missed the Flat Earth International Conference, which brought together delusional fools from all over the globe. | Over the weekend, all of you missed the Flat Earth International | Conference, which brought together delusional fools from all over the globe. |
92,612 | and marking up her body isn't bad enough, the asshole also misspelled Carpe Diem as "Carpe Deem." | and marking up her body isn't bad enough, the | asshole also misspelled Carpe Diem as "Carpe Deem." |
92,613 | You dumbass, 1 that was suppose to be just a funny caption and 2 it wasn't weight cutting issues. — Ray Borg (@tazmexufc) September 9, 2017 | You dumbass, 1 that was suppose to be just a funny caption and 2 it | wasn't weight cutting issues. — Ray Borg (@tazmexufc) September 9, 2017 |
92,614 | We all know men like a natural look over a “fake” one, meaning they like their women to look like 19 year old hairless cats with boobs, but without trying. | We all know men like a natural look over a “fake” one, meaning they | like their women to look like 19 year old hairless cats with boobs, but without trying. |
92,615 | He described Bal's piece as "blatantly racist", saying it "felt little more than the literary equivalent of pouring shit through an immigrant's letterbox". | He described Bal's piece as "blatantly racist", saying it "felt | little more than the literary equivalent of pouring shit through an immigrant's letterbox". |
92,616 | Fisher: Sounds like the right wing has its own welfare system set up for old white dickheads. | Fisher: Sounds like the right wing has its | own welfare system set up for old white dickheads. |
92,617 | “Then Zack pitched me his concept for this older, more broken, kind of f*cked up Batman. | “Then Zack pitched me his concept for this older | , more broken, kind of f*cked up Batman. |
92,618 | It will make his life easier, so he won’t interact with those idiots who think one’s name defines their appearance. | It will make his life easier, so he won’t interact | with those idiots who think one’s name defines their appearance. |
92,619 | In a confrontation between student protesters and a queer black freshman, the freshman told the group (who, frankly, sounded like assholes), “Identity politics is divisive.” | In a confrontation between student protesters and a queer black freshman, the freshman told the group | (who, frankly, sounded like assholes), “Identity politics is divisive.” |
92,620 | Well some deviant sex genius agrees, and as such has created an alarm clock that wakes you up with a knee-shaking orgasm. | Well some deviant sex genius agrees, and as such has created an | alarm clock that wakes you up with a knee-shaking orgasm. |
92,621 | Apparently, everyone: Go the F**k to Sleep debuted this week atop The New York Times advice book bestseller list, as well as atop Amazon’s sales ranking. | Apparently, everyone: Go the F**k to Sleep debuted this week atop The New | York Times advice book bestseller list, as well as atop Amazon’s sales ranking. |
92,622 | He has intensified his statements repeatedly since declaring Friday in Huntsville, Ala. that N.F.L. owners should fire any “son of a bitch” who fails to join displays of patriotism, a clear allusion to Mr. | He has intensified his statements repeatedly since declaring Friday in Huntsville, Ala. that N.F.L. owners should fire any | “son of a bitch” who fails to join displays of patriotism, a clear allusion to Mr. |
92,623 | I think this is a guy who says Mexico is sending its worst people and they’re rapists and they’re criminals and we need to build a wall and we need to keep out the Muslims. | I think this is a guy who says Mexico is sending its worst people and they’re rapists and | they’re criminals and we need to build a wall and we need to keep out the Muslims. |
92,624 | “Let’s just put this out there – if you’re listening Wade Barrett we will do your fucking theme tune – just get in touch,” he said. | “Let’s just put this out there – if you’re listening Wade Barrett we | will do your fucking theme tune – just get in touch,” he said. |
92,625 | In this silly old board and card gaming world, heavy, serious shit doesn’t happen much. | In this silly old board and card gaming world | , heavy, serious shit doesn’t happen much. |
92,626 | Again, the element of constant surveillance is there: large windows, clear signage, and lighting all plot together to turn the street into a "you're being watched, bitch" environment. | Again, the element of constant surveillance is there: large windows, clear signage, and lighting | all plot together to turn the street into a "you're being watched, bitch" environment. |
92,627 | In this (fucked-up, not-suitable-for-breakfast-viewing) video, a girl tosses a bunch of puppies in a river. | In this (fucked-up, not-suitable-for-breakfast- | viewing) video, a girl tosses a bunch of puppies in a river. |
92,628 | I thought it was just vile casinos and ugly skyscrapers full of ghastly, gold-plated shit that cheapens and demeans all who set eyes on it. | I thought it was just vile casinos and ugly skyscrapers full of ghastly, | gold-plated shit that cheapens and demeans all who set eyes on it. |
92,629 | Take those already infamous alien boobs : He gleefully told Playboy , "Right from the beginning I said, 'She's got to have tits,' even though that makes no sense because her race, the Na'vi, aren't placental mammals." | Take those already infamous alien boobs : He gleefully told Playboy , "Right from the beginning I said, 'She's got | to have tits,' even though that makes no sense because her race, the Na'vi, aren't placental mammals." |
92,630 | [It would be very fucking bad for the environment, and the rights of minorities in Australia, if I was a dual citizen as well] | [It would be very fucking bad for the environment, and the rights | of minorities in Australia, if I was a dual citizen as well] |
92,631 | After all, it was her island, not mine; it was her land, her trees, and it was all getting royally fucked. | After all, it was her island, not mine; it was | her land, her trees, and it was all getting royally fucked. |
92,632 | Wayans further called out the women for timing, adding, “How big is his penis that it gives you amnesia for 40 years?” | Wayans further called out the women for timing, adding, “How | big is his penis that it gives you amnesia for 40 years?” |
92,633 | “We hope that by lowering hydro bills to the Holy Shit level, our re-election prospects will rise from A Snowball’s Chance in Hell, to Not Fucking Likely,” stated Premier Wynne at a news conference. | “We hope that by lowering hydro bills to the Holy Shit level, our re-election prospects will rise | from A Snowball’s Chance in Hell, to Not Fucking Likely,” stated Premier Wynne at a news conference. |
92,634 | I will have sex with you” AND b) the two (or more) of you do not work in the same chain of command. | I will have sex with you” AND b) the two (or | more) of you do not work in the same chain of command. |
92,635 | 1) There is just shit-tons of details on the making of the show, including a huge section on the props. | 1) There is just shit-tons of details on the | making of the show, including a huge section on the props. |
92,636 | Days before the shooting, he posted a picture of an assault weapon on Facebook with the caption: “She’s a bad bitch.” | Days before the shooting, he posted a picture of an assault weapon | on Facebook with the caption: “She’s a bad bitch.” |
92,637 | From creamy facial cumshots to surprise anal creampie surprises, you'll be hard pressed to go anywhere else to feed your erotic appetite. | From creamy facial cumshots to surprise anal creampie surprises, you'll | be hard pressed to go anywhere else to feed your erotic appetite. |
92,638 | When it made reference to African American women as whores and at the end, it says 'watch your back,'" said Leon Jenkins of the Los Angeles NAACP. | When it made reference to African American women as whores and at the end, it | says 'watch your back,'" said Leon Jenkins of the Los Angeles NAACP. |
92,639 | Rebecca Hamilton has hit an all-time low, giving shark shit at the bottom of the ocean a run for its money in terms of lowness. | Rebecca Hamilton has hit an all-time low, giving shark shit at | the bottom of the ocean a run for its money in terms of lowness. |
92,640 | Putin is etching with acid a picture of America as ignorant, narcissistic and, especially, unreliable. | Putin is etching with acid a picture of America | as ignorant, narcissistic and, especially, unreliable. |
92,641 | Many of you are proud of your home and got supermad that we had the audacity to bitch about how a drug store chain can be a soul-sucking eyesore. | Many of you are proud of your home and got supermad that we had the audacity | to bitch about how a drug store chain can be a soul-sucking eyesore. |
92,642 | I thought, well if you’re going to make me fantasy breasts, at least make perky breasts.” | I thought, well if you’re going to make | me fantasy breasts, at least make perky breasts.” |
92,643 | Throwing off his robe in a dramatic gesture, Justice Scalia reserved his harshest parting shot for his fellow-Justices, screaming, “Damn you! | Throwing off his robe in a dramatic gesture, Justice Scalia reserved his harshest | parting shot for his fellow-Justices, screaming, “Damn you! |
92,644 | "It’s time for them to get off their ass and start making life better for black folks and people who are poor," Barkley said. | "It’s time for them to get off their ass and start making | life better for black folks and people who are poor," Barkley said. |
92,645 | “Can’t wait to puts them into the kettle and boil the shit out of them and make some tea.” | “Can’t wait to puts them into the kettle and | boil the shit out of them and make some tea.” |
92,646 | A young team of robotics whizzes got told to “go back to Mexico” because 2017 is a trash fire | A young team of robotics whizzes got told to “ | go back to Mexico” because 2017 is a trash fire |
92,647 | Fuck everyone who contributed to keeping this pill away from the public. | Fuck everyone who contributed to keeping | this pill away from the public. |
92,648 | Japanese company Tenga, which makes a line of masturbation toys by the same name, is dubbing July 21 as “Hand Job Day.” | Japanese company Tenga, which makes a line of masturbation toys by the | same name, is dubbing July 21 as “Hand Job Day.” |
92,649 | The group of protesters called themselves the Coalition to Wake Your Ass Up. | The group of protesters called themselves the | Coalition to Wake Your Ass Up. |
92,650 | Kabhir Ahmed, trainee ISIS dickhead from Derby, revealed to BBC’s Panaroma that he was on a ‘waiting list’ to become a suicide bomber. | Kabhir Ahmed, trainee ISIS dickhead from Derby, revealed to BBC’s Panaroma | that he was on a ‘waiting list’ to become a suicide bomber. |
92,651 | (Hey, in addition to tech, we’re still kicking ass in terms of flea markets, cleanliness and, of course, coffee). | (Hey, in addition to tech, we’re still kicking ass in | terms of flea markets, cleanliness and, of course, coffee). |
92,652 | That big chart you can see in your peripheral vision, that ugly monster of a chart… I promise, I PROMISE YOU that if you give it a chance, you won’t regret it… | That big chart you can see in your peripheral vision, that ugly monster of a chart… I | promise, I PROMISE YOU that if you give it a chance, you won’t regret it… |
92,653 | Yankees GM Brian Cashman said A-Rod "should just shut the fuck up." | Yankees GM Brian Cashman said A-Rod | "should just shut the fuck up." |
92,654 | It’s all a bit masturbatory, to be honest, but then, I LIKE masturbating, so let’s get at it! | It’s all a bit masturbatory, to be honest, but | then, I LIKE masturbating, so let’s get at it! |
92,655 | Yesterday's Oprah was wonderfully progressive, teaching parents how to talk to their daughters about sex, which included encouraging them to discuss the importance of pleasure, masturbation, and (gasp!) | Yesterday's Oprah was wonderfully progressive, teaching parents how to talk to their daughters about sex, | which included encouraging them to discuss the importance of pleasure, masturbation, and (gasp!) |
92,656 | OK, let’s start of by taking it as a given that a heterosexual man can enjoy raping a girl. | OK, let’s start of by taking it as a | given that a heterosexual man can enjoy raping a girl. |
92,657 | Saudi Arabia is one of the world's worst countries for women's rights | Saudi Arabia is one of the world | 's worst countries for women's rights |
92,658 | He’s the guy who screamed at the female Chief Justice during a conference meeting, calling her a “bitch” and threatening to “destroy her.” | He’s the guy who screamed at the female Chief Justice during a conference meeting | , calling her a “bitch” and threatening to “destroy her.” |
92,659 | And Gaël, master witcher, hated every last one of those damnable creatures. | And Gaël, master witcher, hated | every last one of those damnable creatures. |
92,660 | According to the girl, the teachers took turns to sexually abuse her several times in empty classrooms. | According to the girl, the teachers took turns | to sexually abuse her several times in empty classrooms. |
92,661 | Asked about using rehearsals ahead of a film shoot, he replied "rehearsing is for fags". | Asked about using rehearsals ahead of a film shoot | , he replied "rehearsing is for fags". |
92,662 | "Exactly, Miamiland is fucking 95% Russian citizens," says Chubarov. | "Exactly, Miamiland is fucking 95 | % Russian citizens," says Chubarov. |
92,663 | I get why Islamic suicide bombers pick airplanes, especially if they can target a national airline --- it's an excellent way for them to dramatically kill a whole bunch of infidels and make a political statement against the west. | I get why Islamic suicide bombers pick airplanes, especially if they can target a national airline --- it's an | excellent way for them to dramatically kill a whole bunch of infidels and make a political statement against the west. |
92,664 | He advised others to "HATE" white people, and a few days before the murder he said he wanted to be "with my niggas when it's time to start taken lifes". | He advised others to "HATE" white people, and a few days before the murder he | said he wanted to be "with my niggas when it's time to start taken lifes". |
92,665 | But let's say you don't want to get a bunch of shit about your schedule. | But let's say you don't want to | get a bunch of shit about your schedule. |
92,666 | So many veteran moms told me, “enjoy being pregnant,” or to “enjoy the peace and quiet,” and I totally disregarded them and thought they were a$$holes for wishing something so awful on me. | So many veteran moms told me, “enjoy being pregnant,” or to “enjoy the peace and | quiet,” and I totally disregarded them and thought they were a$$holes for wishing something so awful on me. |
92,667 | "Fate put me in the movie to show me I was talking out of my ass." | "Fate put me in the movie to show | me I was talking out of my ass." |
92,668 | Then there’s the group called “If Donald Trump wins he’s going to fuck you and if not, same.” | Then there’s the group called “If Donald Trump wins he | ’s going to fuck you and if not, same.” |
92,669 | "I think he's a good actor—I just kind of want to know if he's a jerk or not," said Brouger, who on several occasions has asked his friends if they think Spacey would be an asshole to hang out with. | "I think he's a good actor—I just kind of want to know if he's a jerk or not, | " said Brouger, who on several occasions has asked his friends if they think Spacey would be an asshole to hang out with. |
92,670 | YOU KNOW, LIKE IN THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF THE FUCKING SHOW ALL THE FUCKING WAY BACK IN SEASON FUCKING ONE, FOR EXAMPLE. | YOU KNOW, LIKE IN THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF THE FUCKING SHOW | ALL THE FUCKING WAY BACK IN SEASON FUCKING ONE, FOR EXAMPLE. |
92,671 | This weekend, I did something I’d only do in the name of Bitch blog research. | This weekend, I did something I’d only | do in the name of Bitch blog research. |
92,672 | "I say f***ing frogshit, Rudd was responsible for losing 19 seats," he told online publication Crikey. | "I say f***ing frogshit, Rudd was responsible for | losing 19 seats," he told online publication Crikey. |
92,673 | As long as nothing else happens (I’m too young for this shit, frankly), I think I’m on the road to recovery now. | As long as nothing else happens (I’m too young for this shit | , frankly), I think I’m on the road to recovery now. |
92,674 | But the easiest way to guarantee a meeting suck will suck is by poor facilitation. | But the easiest way to guarantee a meeting | suck will suck is by poor facilitation. |
92,675 | He said: "Bring your bombs, because I'll chop your f****** arms off with this bad boy. | He said: "Bring your bombs, because I'll chop your | f****** arms off with this bad boy. |
92,676 | Former Tivy High School educator allegedly let student touch her breasts behind burger joint | Former Tivy High School educator allegedly let | student touch her breasts behind burger joint |
92,677 | If you are reading this Jose Canseco, I want my fucking baseball cards back that I sent you in 1990 to sign for me. | If you are reading this Jose Canseco, I want my fucking baseball | cards back that I sent you in 1990 to sign for me. |
92,678 | Facebook Users Are Becoming Big Fans of Masturbation, And Other Page Stats | Facebook Users Are Becoming Big Fans | of Masturbation, And Other Page Stats |
92,679 | It's fine for men to message you to call you a filthy whore but it's breaching 'community standards' to post it for people to see. #facebook | It's fine for men to message you to call you a filthy whore but it | 's breaching 'community standards' to post it for people to see. #facebook |
92,680 | “He was saying it gives Muslims a bad name and all this other crap,” Nelson said. | “He was saying it gives Muslims a bad name | and all this other crap,” Nelson said. |
92,681 | The first vulnerability, CVE-2016-1491, is perhaps the one which makes you want to smack your head against your deck. | The first vulnerability, CVE-2016-1491, is perhaps the one | which makes you want to smack your head against your deck. |
92,682 | Our bellicose president has repeatedly blasted Mexicans again and again as marauding thieves, murderers and rapists. | Our bellicose president has repeatedly blasted Mexicans again and | again as marauding thieves, murderers and rapists. |
92,683 | “When you all going to make a f*cking series about the success that black folks is having?” | “When you all going to make a f*cking series | about the success that black folks is having?” |
92,684 | The scrawlings included swastikas, the words "Jewish swine" and "disgusting Jews", and the number 1488, which is a symbol for white power and the Nazi greeting Heil Hitler. | The scrawlings included swastikas, the words "Jewish swine" and "disgusting Jews", and | the number 1488, which is a symbol for white power and the Nazi greeting Heil Hitler. |
92,685 | You can be “shamed” for too much sex, too little sex, too long a skirt, too short a skirt, tattoos, your terrible apple pie bake, your shitty car. | You can be “shamed” for too much sex, too little sex, too long a | skirt, too short a skirt, tattoos, your terrible apple pie bake, your shitty car. |
92,686 | This usually pissed off the guard and he use to report me.”
Absolutely barbaric. | This usually pissed off the guard and he use | to report me.”
Absolutely barbaric. |
92,687 | Weeding out the “good” cis people from the shitty ones who shit all over trans* people. | Weeding out the “good” cis people from the | shitty ones who shit all over trans* people. |
92,688 | The plan was part of a short-term fix to the rubbish that piled up on Beirut's streets, sparking the "You Stink" protests of 2015. | The plan was part of a short-term fix to the rubbish that piled | up on Beirut's streets, sparking the "You Stink" protests of 2015. |
92,689 | "So I'll go down to Surrey and I'll do one last lap of that track before the f****** b***ards sack me." | "So I'll go down to Surrey and I'll do one last lap of | that track before the f****** b***ards sack me." |
92,690 | Akin, Mourdock, Angle, O’Donnell, Paladino, etc.), are mostly losers. | Akin, Mourdock, Angle, O’Donnell, Paladino | , etc.), are mostly losers. |
92,691 | She’s always seemed to find such publicity agonizing, and has displayed an (awesome) give-no-fucks attitude towards the paparazzi. | She’s always seemed to find such publicity agonizing, and has displayed | an (awesome) give-no-fucks attitude towards the paparazzi. |
92,692 | Dong for their mandatory penis inspection before their officially allowed to graduate. | Dong for their mandatory penis inspection | before their officially allowed to graduate. |
92,693 | Connor said he doesn't have time for "entitled, gold-digging whores" and appeared to shame Ashley's education and professional role. | Connor said he doesn't have time for "entitled, gold- | digging whores" and appeared to shame Ashley's education and professional role. |
92,694 | There is one long trail of stupid running behind Republican pollster Frank Luntz, aptly described as the godfather of the conservative spin machine. | There is one long trail of stupid running behind Republican pollster Frank | Luntz, aptly described as the godfather of the conservative spin machine. |
92,695 | So, fuck diets unless you are fat enough that the writer of this article finds you repulsive, and then hey presto, you need to DIET. | So, fuck diets unless you are fat enough that the writer of this | article finds you repulsive, and then hey presto, you need to DIET. |
92,696 | “As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.” — Proverbs 26:11 (KJV) | “As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool | returneth to his folly.” — Proverbs 26:11 (KJV) |
92,697 | hey, @realDonaldTrump – regarding your claim that Captain Khan would be alive if you were president: go fuck yourself.#debate — Jesse Lehrich (@JesseLehrich) October 10, 2016 | hey, @realDonaldTrump – regarding your claim that Captain Khan would be alive if you | were president: go fuck yourself.#debate — Jesse Lehrich (@JesseLehrich) October 10, 2016 |
92,698 | CLEVELAND A man who threatened officers in Cleveland is making a court-ordered public apology by standing near a police station with a sign describing himself as an idiot. | CLEVELAND A man who threatened officers in Cleveland is making a court-ordered public | apology by standing near a police station with a sign describing himself as an idiot. |
92,699 | And if that offends you, please let the door hit your ass on the way out. | And if that offends you, please let the | door hit your ass on the way out. |
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