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It's in this spirit of adoration, camaraderie and a commitment to doing better that we give you our 20 favorite Shitty Food Porn posts of all time:
It's in this spirit of adoration, camaraderie and a commitment to doing better
that we give you our 20 favorite Shitty Food Porn posts of all time:
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Hi Stupidity, it seems that you have been on a bit of a crusade the past day or so on lots of posts from the last month related to rape.
Hi Stupidity, it seems that you have been on a bit of a crusade the
past day or so on lots of posts from the last month related to rape.
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“I was getting out of the shower of the communal bathroom at Kink, I reach for my towel to dry off, and he comes up from behind me and pushes himself and his erection into my butt,” she says.
“I was getting out of the shower of the communal bathroom at Kink, I reach for my towel to dry
off, and he comes up from behind me and pushes himself and his erection into my butt,” she says.
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So the University did what liberal Universities do they apologized to the idiot snowflakes.
So the University did what liberal Universities
do they apologized to the idiot snowflakes.
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And I don’t, honestly, want you to tell me that I needed a gun in order to prevent my rape.
And I don’t, honestly, want you to tell me
that I needed a gun in order to prevent my rape.
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accounts analyst Alexis Crawford told reporters, adding that she forced herself to look away out of politeness after seeing Hansel’s completely unerect penis just hanging there, concealed beneath his khakis.
accounts analyst Alexis Crawford told reporters, adding that she forced herself to look away out of
politeness after seeing Hansel’s completely unerect penis just hanging there, concealed beneath his khakis.
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“So I took a screen shot and I sent it to him in a DM and he acted like a little bitch and that’s what he is.
“So I took a screen shot and I sent it to him in a
DM and he acted like a little bitch and that’s what he is.
92,707
Rather than use a symbol for the penis, it’s directly represented.
Rather than use a symbol for the
penis, it’s directly represented.
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Michelle Shocked's "God hates fags" rant on Sunday night has caused 10 of the 11 venues at which she had planned concert dates on her tour to cancel, Billboard reports:
Michelle Shocked's "God hates fags" rant on Sunday night has caused 10 of the
11 venues at which she had planned concert dates on her tour to cancel, Billboard reports:
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The fan continued: “The biggest cheer RHCP got was went Anthony took his shirt off for fuck sake, and it’s such a shame because the band played so fucking well and pulled out exciting shit like Higher Ground and Right on Time.
The fan continued: “The biggest cheer RHCP got was went Anthony took his shirt off for fuck sake, and it
’s such a shame because the band played so fucking well and pulled out exciting shit like Higher Ground and Right on Time.
92,710
Getzlaf’s been caught yelling at the referee “Fu**ing c*ck s**ker” in game 4 against the Nashville Predators.
Getzlaf’s been caught yelling at the referee “Fu**ing
c*ck s**ker” in game 4 against the Nashville Predators.
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Trombones are a "big ass" instrument, so they use the big ass clef, also known as the bass clef.
Trombones are a "big ass" instrument, so they use
the big ass clef, also known as the bass clef.
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“I guess I could say, you’re a f*cking idiot,” Stewart responded.
“I guess I could say, you
’re a f*cking idiot,” Stewart responded.
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It starts with a virtual *wink* and ends, eight days later, with a very real picture of a penis.
It starts with a virtual *wink* and ends, eight
days later, with a very real picture of a penis.
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A few weeks later, he called the War on Drugs "beer commercial lead guitar shit" and introduced a song by saying "This next song is called 'The War on Drugs Can Suck My Fucking Dick" after their sound bled into his during simultaneous sets at a festival.
A few weeks later, he called the War on Drugs "beer commercial lead guitar shit" and introduced a song by saying "This next
song is called 'The War on Drugs Can Suck My Fucking Dick" after their sound bled into his during simultaneous sets at a festival.
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“Additionally, 11 percent said they initially gave Oswald the benefit of the doubt, but now believe with absolute certainty that this guy was just a jackass, pure and simple.
“Additionally, 11 percent said they initially gave Oswald the benefit of the doubt, but
now believe with absolute certainty that this guy was just a jackass, pure and simple.
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Unacceptable names: colored, black, coon, nigger, porchmonkey, spook, mooncricket
Unacceptable names: colored, black, coon
, nigger, porchmonkey, spook, mooncricket
92,717
Meanwhile, in their efforts to take down McMaster the useful idiots and battered conservatives in right-wing media are walking obliviously into a familiar trap.
Meanwhile, in their efforts to take down McMaster the useful idiots and battered
conservatives in right-wing media are walking obliviously into a familiar trap.
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When he visits a hospital, doctors follow him around bellowing: "Your bill is rubbish."
When he visits a hospital, doctors follow him
around bellowing: "Your bill is rubbish."
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Check out my Balls Deep memoir and upcoming Adventure Sex for my own memoir detailing my life-changing struggle UPSELL!!!
Check out my Balls Deep memoir and upcoming Adventure Sex for my
own memoir detailing my life-changing struggle UPSELL!!!
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A person, no less, who is neither Hercules nor Samson, but a pathetic man, often the most cowardly and feminine of the whole nation.
A person, no less, who is neither Hercules nor Samson, but
a pathetic man, often the most cowardly and feminine of the whole nation.
92,721
In April he cut off his penis and then jumped from a second floor balcony in North Hollywood, Los Angeles, California.
In April he cut off his penis and then jumped from a
second floor balcony in North Hollywood, Los Angeles, California.
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I swear [to] God I will cut you into pieces… We are coming for you, you pig, you enemy of God," read a text message that Qassim showed Al Jazeera on his cell phone.
I swear [to] God I will cut you into pieces… We are coming for you, you pig
, you enemy of God," read a text message that Qassim showed Al Jazeera on his cell phone.
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Bill Maher has a message to #BlackLivesMatter activists who are challenging Hillary Clinton, just as they’ve challenged other potential candidates: you are ‘f****** idiots.”
Bill Maher has a message to #BlackLivesMatter activists who are challenging Hillary Clinton, just as they
’ve challenged other potential candidates: you are ‘f****** idiots.”
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“We received many messages like: ‘You should be sent to gas chamber,’ ‘I will cut your throat when I meet you,’ ‘Your neighbors are coming after you.’”
“We received many messages like: ‘You should be sent to gas chamber,’ ‘I
will cut your throat when I meet you,’ ‘Your neighbors are coming after you.’”
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“We didn’t even really wanna fight, because war is dumb, but, like, fuck Jocks, you know?
“We didn’t even really wanna fight, because war is
dumb, but, like, fuck Jocks, you know?
92,726
It's time, once again, to marvel at some idiots who don't know how to handle the world:
It's time, once again, to marvel at some
idiots who don't know how to handle the world:
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When TheDC asked the protester to elaborate on what exactly he thought that signified, he flipped his lid, telling TheDC to “go fuck yourself” several times.
When TheDC asked the protester to elaborate on what exactly he thought that signified,
he flipped his lid, telling TheDC to “go fuck yourself” several times.
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LAS VEGAS—In what was apparently the biggest event of their season, sources confirmed Tuesday that some fucking UFC 225 or 134 thing reportedly happened last weekend.
LAS VEGAS—In what was apparently the biggest event of their season, sources
confirmed Tuesday that some fucking UFC 225 or 134 thing reportedly happened last weekend.
92,729
One video shows two men holding a sign that reads, "Death to All Jews."
One video shows two men holding a sign that
reads, "Death to All Jews."
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Speaking on his radio show, Swanson equated homosexuality to rape, before agreeing with a suggestion that the school should be burnt down.
Speaking on his radio show, Swanson equated homosexuality to rape,
before agreeing with a suggestion that the school should be burnt down.
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If this is the kind of legal battle we can expect from the upcoming trial, we can only hope that - at some point in the proceedings - a Warners' attorney will feel the need to tell a Fox lawyer that he should, in fact, eat all the dicks.
If this is the kind of legal battle we can expect from the upcoming trial, we can only hope that - at some point in the
proceedings - a Warners' attorney will feel the need to tell a Fox lawyer that he should, in fact, eat all the dicks.
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Utimi G Spot Vibrator Waterproof Vibrator Clitoris Stimulator Full Silicone Rechargeable 7 Speeds Vibrations for Women
Utimi G Spot Vibrator Waterproof Vibrator Clitoris Stimulator
Full Silicone Rechargeable 7 Speeds Vibrations for Women
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We have tried having sex recently but the pain is excrucaiting for her when I try to penetrate her.
We have tried having sex recently but the pain is
excrucaiting for her when I try to penetrate her.
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The man, from Murang’a County, raped his grandmother and then raped his neighbour’s two-year-old child (File picture: Getty)
The man, from Murang’a County, raped his grandmother and then raped his
neighbour’s two-year-old child (File picture: Getty)
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I've since graduated college, I'm looking to move out on my own and I only recently discovered that my credit was utter shit.
I've since graduated college, I'm looking to move out on
my own and I only recently discovered that my credit was utter shit.
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As long as most men reward shitty behaviour on the part of women, most women will engage in it.
As long as most men reward shitty behaviour on the
part of women, most women will engage in it.
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DON’T MISS: HBO is trolling ‘Game of Thrones’ fans with a very stupid decision
DON’T MISS: HBO is trolling ‘Game
of Thrones’ fans with a very stupid decision
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momma is so fat, she cant fit inside a large pos yo momma so fat when she jumps and lands she forces everything around her to bridge Yo momma is so fat, POSes can be built around her.
momma is so fat, she cant fit inside a large pos yo momma so fat when she jumps and
lands she forces everything around her to bridge Yo momma is so fat, POSes can be built around her.
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That’s just stupid, because good tomatoes are a lot harder to get than good pot.
That’s just stupid, because good tomatoes are
a lot harder to get than good pot.
92,740
Paul Rudd learned a valuable lesson in how to pull off a penis prank on movie co-stars.
Paul Rudd learned a valuable lesson in how to pull
off a penis prank on movie co-stars.
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So what he did, was doing perhaps, was masturbate his sentences.
So what he did, was doing
perhaps, was masturbate his sentences.
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Tridevil said her extra breast felt like her other breasts, “the only difference is the nipple”, which she had to get tattooed on.
Tridevil said her extra breast felt like her other breasts, “the only
difference is the nipple”, which she had to get tattooed on.
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To loudly point out that a game is a misogynistic pile of shit is not to call for it to be banned, but simply to observe the fact.
To loudly point out that a game is a misogynistic pile of shit is not
to call for it to be banned, but simply to observe the fact.
92,744
In what can only be described as a shit-show of waste, Hodge singles out the Ministry of Defence for being “unbelievably awful".
In what can only be described as a shit-show of waste,
Hodge singles out the Ministry of Defence for being “unbelievably awful".
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As we’ve noted before, if you don’t get a joke from “Archer,” it’s probably because you’re ignorant.
As we’ve noted before, if you don’t get a joke
from “Archer,” it’s probably because you’re ignorant.
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I thought, if I can't sell a Bible to this woman, Jesus, who in all of God's fucking kingdom can I sell one to?
I thought, if I can't sell a Bible to this woman, Jesus
, who in all of God's fucking kingdom can I sell one to?
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“I've killed everyone to make you suffer and if I'm happy I'll let you go with them," she told him.
“I've killed everyone to make you suffer and if I'm
happy I'll let you go with them," she told him.
92,748
For a sense of how ridiculous these guys are, check out our onstage talk at TechCrunch Disrupt NY where founder Mahbod Moghadam apologizes for telling Mark Zuckerberg to “suck his d*ck”.
For a sense of how ridiculous these guys are, check out our onstage talk at TechCrunch
Disrupt NY where founder Mahbod Moghadam apologizes for telling Mark Zuckerberg to “suck his d*ck”.
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It’s easy, for example, to think, ‘Oh, the ghettos are full of black people because they’re just lazy and they like to live in the ghettos.’”
It’s easy, for example, to think, ‘Oh, the ghettos are full of
black people because they’re just lazy and they like to live in the ghettos.’”
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"Rob Schrab continues his fucking campaign of terror on Twitter," Nanjiani complained in a recent episode.
"Rob Schrab continues his fucking campaign of terror on
Twitter," Nanjiani complained in a recent episode.
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Impress coworkers with your Ringo abilitiesWhat the fuck are you doing?
Impress coworkers with your Ringo abilitiesWhat
the fuck are you doing?
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The only point I am interested in making at the moment is that Sarah Palin can wrap her juicy moose-eating lips right around my dick and suck it raw.
The only point I am interested in making at the moment is that Sarah Palin can
wrap her juicy moose-eating lips right around my dick and suck it raw.
92,753
“My buddy leaned in and asked me if we should just kick the shit out of them.
“My buddy leaned in and asked me if
we should just kick the shit out of them.
92,754
I am no longer surprised when I receive unwelcome sexual comments online about my body, some of them even letting me know they are masturbating to my photograph.
I am no longer surprised when I receive unwelcome sexual comments online about my body
, some of them even letting me know they are masturbating to my photograph.
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His answer was chilling: “You know, you are the dumbest girl I’ve ever met in my life and I have been around 37 years and clearly you are the dumbest girl I have ever met.”
His answer was chilling: “You know, you are the dumbest girl I’ve ever met in my
life and I have been around 37 years and clearly you are the dumbest girl I have ever met.”
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LePage’s widely circulated verbal attack, in which he called Democratic State Representative Drew Gattine a “little son-of-a-bitch, socialist cocksucker,” sparked the most intense firestorm of criticism the second-term governor has seen.
LePage’s widely circulated verbal attack, in which he called Democratic State Representative Drew Gattine a “little son-of-
a-bitch, socialist cocksucker,” sparked the most intense firestorm of criticism the second-term governor has seen.
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I had to behead them, remove the insides, and then de-skin them.
I had to behead them, remove the
insides, and then de-skin them.
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"Charlamagne, [I'll] make niggas torture you, boy," says Thugger.
"Charlamagne, [I'll] make niggas
torture you, boy," says Thugger.
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Because a shockingly huge portion of the country was eager to vote for a racist, sexist, Islamophobic pussy-grabber?
Because a shockingly huge portion of the country was eager to
vote for a racist, sexist, Islamophobic pussy-grabber?
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The nigga did serve a nigga in the crowd at his show wit the 1 piece combo so Imma give him that credit where its due n shit namsayin.
The nigga did serve a nigga in the crowd at his show wit the 1
piece combo so Imma give him that credit where its due n shit namsayin.
92,761
Sacrifice, purposeful action using Muhammad’s Economic Blueprint needed for Black America to survive, thrive and gain true freedom
Sacrifice, purposeful action using Muhammad’s Economic Blueprint needed
for Black America to survive, thrive and gain true freedom
92,762
In Iran, you must not let people know you are gay because it will affect you all your life."
In Iran, you must not let people know you are
gay because it will affect you all your life."
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“I just shot and killed my two kids and I shot my wife, and I’m going to kill myself now,” Randall told a 9-1-1 dispatcher.
“I just shot and killed my two kids and I shot my wife, and I
’m going to kill myself now,” Randall told a 9-1-1 dispatcher.
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By the time the juvenile remora had grown to 30 millimeters long, it had a two-millimeter-long, perfectly formed sucking disk.
By the time the juvenile remora had grown to 30 millimeters long,
it had a two-millimeter-long, perfectly formed sucking disk.
92,765
I saw that a lot of other blogs had posted up that lame 50 Cent remix of this track the other day, and to those guys I say fuck you.
I saw that a lot of other blogs had posted up that lame 50 Cent remix
of this track the other day, and to those guys I say fuck you.
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How god damn stupid do you have to be to get caught smoking weed during drug test season?
How god damn stupid do you have to be
to get caught smoking weed during drug test season?
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“Noels out of the fucking country weren't we all love get on a fucking plane and play your tunes for the kids you sad fuck,” a subsequent tweet reads.
“Noels out of the fucking country weren't we all love get on a fucking plane
and play your tunes for the kids you sad fuck,” a subsequent tweet reads.
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Black anti-Trumper: I got a million dollars right now if you get on your knees and suck my dick.
Black anti-Trumper: I got a million dollars right
now if you get on your knees and suck my dick.
92,769
When it comes to moral reasoning, humans are incompetent clowns.
When it comes to moral reasoning
, humans are incompetent clowns.
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Okay, so, operations on Jakku: what was supposed to happ – dammit, GD796, if you can’t keep your hand out of your crotch piece for five seconds, I will cut it off.
Okay, so, operations on Jakku: what was supposed to happ – dammit, GD796, if you
can’t keep your hand out of your crotch piece for five seconds, I will cut it off.
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I don’t give a shit about what you have against me, or what I did to you.
I don’t give a shit about what you have
against me, or what I did to you.
92,772
One of the men yelled a final promise to the guards: "We'll get you in the morning, motherfuckers!"
One of the men yelled a final promise to the guards:
"We'll get you in the morning, motherfuckers!"
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‘Hopefully Facebook has now solved the issue so that fans of Mr Brain’s Faggots can once again comment freely without being inhibited.’
‘Hopefully Facebook has now solved the issue so that fans of Mr
Brain’s Faggots can once again comment freely without being inhibited.’
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The exhaustion of rational, fair-minded and ethical actors arising from Brandolini’s law: the bullshit asymmetry principle – see his seminal tweet.
The exhaustion of rational, fair-minded and ethical actors arising from
Brandolini’s law: the bullshit asymmetry principle – see his seminal tweet.
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"They would take women and kill their husbands in front of them.
"They would take women and kill
their husbands in front of them.
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'I get offered sex all the time, but no-one asks me out for dinner': Glamour model who spent £22k on her body says men can't see past her fake breasts and fillers
'I get offered sex all the time, but no-one asks me out for dinner':
Glamour model who spent £22k on her body says men can't see past her fake breasts and fillers
92,777
At a campaign event in South Carolina, a McCain backer stood up to ask the senator, “How do we beat the bitch?”
At a campaign event in South Carolina, a McCain backer stood up
to ask the senator, “How do we beat the bitch?”
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Maturo has subsequently apologized for his “insensitive and stupid answer.”
Maturo has subsequently apologized for his
“insensitive and stupid answer.”
92,779
Players of Halo: Reach have long wondered what exactly happened to Jun after the events of the game, during which he got on a Falcon, stated “Fuck this shit, I’m outy” and left his last teammates to die.
Players of Halo: Reach have long wondered what exactly happened to Jun after the events of the game, during which he
got on a Falcon, stated “Fuck this shit, I’m outy” and left his last teammates to die.
92,780
Slutty women are not sleeping with all men—they are sleeping with the most desirable men—also known as the Chads.
Slutty women are not sleeping with all men—they are sleeping
with the most desirable men—also known as the Chads.
92,781
In fact, "Waterworld on Virtual Boy" is now how you tell a computer to fuck itself in machine language.
In fact, "Waterworld on Virtual Boy" is now
how you tell a computer to fuck itself in machine language.
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I love it because it forgives me my foolishness, for saving my sorry ass, thank you for never failing me, for making my lonely nights better, for helping me to forget troubles of my life, for training my body and my brain.
I love it because it forgives me my foolishness, for saving my sorry ass, thank you for never failing me, for
making my lonely nights better, for helping me to forget troubles of my life, for training my body and my brain.
92,783
But while he most certainly isn't the father of a reborn Detroit, the successful 2006 health care reform law he signed in Boston has become Mitt Romney's bastard love child.
But while he most certainly isn't the father of a reborn Detroit, the successful 2006
health care reform law he signed in Boston has become Mitt Romney's bastard love child.
92,784
Upon entry to the home, Ellis Jr. forced the innocent woman onto the ground, where he then proceeded to rape her.
Upon entry to the home, Ellis Jr. forced the innocent woman
onto the ground, where he then proceeded to rape her.
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And since the original phrase apparently wasn’t offensive enough, they threw in this charming addendum: “Yes Means Anal.”
And since the original phrase apparently wasn’t offensive enough, they
threw in this charming addendum: “Yes Means Anal.”
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He then allegedly entered another kosher shop brandishing his knives and shouting: “Where is the boss, I will kill him!”
He then allegedly entered another kosher shop brandishing his knives and shouting
: “Where is the boss, I will kill him!”
92,787
Another student pushed Jamey as he passed him in the hallway and called him a fag.
Another student pushed Jamey as he passed him
in the hallway and called him a fag.
92,788
For those unschooled in pick-up artist lingo, the “bitch shield” is a woman’s repellent attitude.
For those unschooled in pick-up artist lingo, the
“bitch shield” is a woman’s repellent attitude.
92,789
It literally sickens me every day that I sit in a courtroom and watch these scum of the earth abuse our children.
It literally sickens me every day that I sit in a
courtroom and watch these scum of the earth abuse our children.
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“What they’re saying is, ‘Hello rapist, if you want to rape someone, rape someone who’s been raped before,’” he says.
“What they’re saying is, ‘Hello rapist, if you want to
rape someone, rape someone who’s been raped before,’” he says.
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Exhibit B: I Love Dick's entire premise rests on a couple's shared crush on a famous artist (named, of course, Dick).
Exhibit B: I Love Dick's entire premise rests on a couple's
shared crush on a famous artist (named, of course, Dick).
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He's been harassed on campus, wearing headphones when he walks to class so he doesn't hear the taunts from the idiots who are supposed to be his peers.
He's been harassed on campus, wearing headphones when he walks to class so he
doesn't hear the taunts from the idiots who are supposed to be his peers.
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I'll pray for your desolate life"Anti: "You r*tard, I couldn't be any more pathetic than you.
I'll pray for your desolate life"Anti: "You r*tard
, I couldn't be any more pathetic than you.
92,794
The Intellectual Yet Idiot class that dominates our news media fell all over themselves critiquing Trump and praising Holt and Clinton.
The Intellectual Yet Idiot class that dominates our news media fell
all over themselves critiquing Trump and praising Holt and Clinton.
92,795
This is the moment a Brazilian thief broke into a shopping mall and tried to have sex with a mannequin.
This is the moment a Brazilian thief broke into a
shopping mall and tried to have sex with a mannequin.
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Or, have you perhaps contemplated the intellectual musings of a Tumblrista and wondered “what in the everlasting fuck is this person actually saying?”
Or, have you perhaps contemplated the intellectual musings of a Tumblrista and
wondered “what in the everlasting fuck is this person actually saying?”
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That's a pretty damn good sign that this series is going to kick ass.
That's a pretty damn good sign that
this series is going to kick ass.
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It’s nipples, after all, that give balance to that tight henley you wear for the purpose of showing them off.
It’s nipples, after all, that give balance to that
tight henley you wear for the purpose of showing them off.
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One of the quickest ways to ruin such an awesome story is for the whippersnapper to then turn around and sue the old person for beating and/or shooting the living shit out of them.
One of the quickest ways to ruin such an awesome story is for the whippersnapper to then
turn around and sue the old person for beating and/or shooting the living shit out of them.