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You don't have to feel like a sexual object just because you are naked.
You don't have to feel like a
sexual object just because you are naked.
93,601
Not served by regular trash pickup, he is quite canny with his rubbish.
Not served by regular trash pickup,
he is quite canny with his rubbish.
93,602
The cervix is the lower part of the uterus, which protrudes into the upper part of the vagina.
The cervix is the lower part of the uterus,
which protrudes into the upper part of the vagina.
93,603
"My parents told me, 'You are very stupid to move out because every month you save like 4,000 kroner,'" she said.
"My parents told me, 'You are very stupid to move out
because every month you save like 4,000 kroner,'" she said.
93,604
You’ve probably gathered from the other posts on employment that I think the idea of academic tenure in chemistry is stupid.
You’ve probably gathered from the other posts on employment that
I think the idea of academic tenure in chemistry is stupid.
93,605
I've been meaning to read it, but I've also been meaning to catch up on fics like Heroes, MN7, etc, so yea, fuck.
I've been meaning to read it, but I've also been meaning to
catch up on fics like Heroes, MN7, etc, so yea, fuck.
93,606
David Cameron said the comments were “divisive, stupid and wrong”.
David Cameron said the comments were “
divisive, stupid and wrong”.
93,607
He confessed to creating it in order to make people embarrass themselves, and also likened it to that other titan of idiot gaming, Desert Bus.
He confessed to creating it in order to make people embarrass themselves, and
also likened it to that other titan of idiot gaming, Desert Bus.
93,608
Your body is a boat to lay aside when you reach the far shore, or sell it if you can find a fool...it's full of holes...it's full of holes.I want to reach the Western Lands-right in front of you, across the bubbling brook.
Your body is a boat to lay aside when you reach the far shore, or sell it if you can find a fool...it's full
of holes...it's full of holes.I want to reach the Western Lands-right in front of you, across the bubbling brook.
93,609
Neither hold a candle to the single most “fuck”-filled movie of all time, which drops a jaw-dropping 857 f-bombs and is itself titled Fuck — but that’s because Fuck is a documentary about the use of the word “fuck.”
Neither hold a candle to the single most “fuck”-filled movie of all time, which drops a jaw-dropping 857 f-
bombs and is itself titled Fuck — but that’s because Fuck is a documentary about the use of the word “fuck.”
93,610
(Oberlin alum Lena Dunham once wrote about the time a poster called her a "stupid whore.")
(Oberlin alum Lena Dunham once wrote about the time
a poster called her a "stupid whore.")
93,611
Holy shit, the Vive blew the competition right out the fucking water.
Holy shit, the Vive blew the
competition right out the fucking water.
93,612
The 50-year-old man put together a collection of photos of his ex and told Italian adult toymaker Diego Bortolin: "I want it just like her but with bigger boobs", Italy's Il Messaggero newspaper said.
The 50-year-old man put together a collection of photos of his ex and told Italian adult toymaker Diego Bortolin
: "I want it just like her but with bigger boobs", Italy's Il Messaggero newspaper said.
93,613
At one point, when her sister is a toddler, Lena Dunham pries open her vagina — “my curiosity got the best of me,” she offers, as though that were an explanation.
At one point, when her sister is a toddler, Lena Dunham pries open her vagina — “
my curiosity got the best of me,” she offers, as though that were an explanation.
93,614
People will tell you that you are a coward, you are weak, you are stupid."
People will tell you that you are a coward
, you are weak, you are stupid."
93,615
A West Virginia man has admitted to masturbating into a syringe and squirting his fluids onto women at a Wal-Mart.
A West Virginia man has admitted to masturbating into a syringe
and squirting his fluids onto women at a Wal-Mart.
93,616
Fellow Dutch/Belgian pipe-smoker forum member and friend Shaun is a lucky bastard.
Fellow Dutch/Belgian pipe-smoker forum
member and friend Shaun is a lucky bastard.
93,617
"Praying hard for the Philly cop shot today by another black thug ... may [be] all white people should start riots and protests and scare the hell out of them."
"Praying hard for the Philly cop shot today by another black thug ... may [be
] all white people should start riots and protests and scare the hell out of them."
93,618
I fear that I shall have to take the helm of the nation, to see that the ship of state founder not on vast shoals of idiots.
I fear that I shall have to take the helm of the nation,
to see that the ship of state founder not on vast shoals of idiots.
93,619
“If you’ve just been diagnosed with a brain tumor ,” Mike Huckabee told Howard Kurtz of The Daily Beast, “you honestly don’t care if your neurosurgeon is a jerk.”
“If you’ve just been diagnosed with a brain tumor ,” Mike Huckabee told Howard Kurtz
of The Daily Beast, “you honestly don’t care if your neurosurgeon is a jerk.”
93,620
She tried to seduce me through various means, later she cursed me.
She tried to seduce me through various
means, later she cursed me.
93,621
Every time you launch a missile, we will send you back the head of one of your soldiers.
Every time you launch a missile, we will send
you back the head of one of your soldiers.
93,622
I Am Going to Start Ending Every Sentence With “Bitches,” Bitches
I Am Going to Start Ending Every
Sentence With “Bitches,” Bitches
93,623
Stone seems to be enjoying the attention, he tweeted that he enjoys irritating “all you elitist jerk-offs.” Stone was last
Stone seems to be enjoying the attention, he tweeted that he enjoys
irritating “all you elitist jerk-offs.” Stone was last
93,624
Arunaru: The series is founded on being a fantasy RPG with a hero who’s the opposite of heroic, so Rance is a selfish jerk who only does things for himself, while maybe coincidentally doing heroic things along the way.
Arunaru: The series is founded on being a fantasy RPG with a hero who’s the opposite of heroic, so
Rance is a selfish jerk who only does things for himself, while maybe coincidentally doing heroic things along the way.
93,625
I don’t walk into a Shriners meeting, tell them they all suck and I hate their fez hats and cool stupid little parade cars, then demand a say in who leads the organization.
I don’t walk into a Shriners meeting, tell them they all suck and I hate their
fez hats and cool stupid little parade cars, then demand a say in who leads the organization.
93,626
Area origin to Crannogmen Last Hand of the King for Aerys Targaryen II Wife of Azor Ahai Bastard name of the Westerlands Constructed The Wall
Area origin to Crannogmen Last Hand of the King for Aerys Targaryen
II Wife of Azor Ahai Bastard name of the Westerlands Constructed The Wall
93,627
Under Hillary Clinton black lives really don’t matter, black votes matter.
Under Hillary Clinton black lives really do
n’t matter, black votes matter.
93,628
The average erect penis length was put at 13.12cm, although this was not covered in the Italy study.
The average erect penis length was put at 13.12cm
, although this was not covered in the Italy study.
93,629
Not long after they posed for this picture, one of those friends, Mahamd Hassan, was dead, shot in the face by Rapovski, a victim of his "extremely stupid behaviour".
Not long after they posed for this picture, one of those friends, Mahamd Hassan, was
dead, shot in the face by Rapovski, a victim of his "extremely stupid behaviour".
93,630
The day before the traveler's symptoms set in, he had had anal sex with his partner.
The day before the traveler's symptoms set in
, he had had anal sex with his partner.
93,631
I think it’s a load of bullsh*t, I think it’s rubbish,” Hunt told UFC FIGHT WEEK on Fox Sports in an exclusive interview.
I think it’s a load of bullsh*t, I think it’s rubbish
,” Hunt told UFC FIGHT WEEK on Fox Sports in an exclusive interview.
93,632
When I heard that Lucas was making a new Star Wars trilogy as a kid back in the mid 90’s, I went completely ape shit.
When I heard that Lucas was making a new Star Wars trilogy as a
kid back in the mid 90’s, I went completely ape shit.
93,633
When your girlfriend or wife burns your grilled cheese sandwich for the hundredth time, you might be tempted to cold cock her for her incompetence.
When your girlfriend or wife burns your grilled cheese sandwich for the hundredth
time, you might be tempted to cold cock her for her incompetence.
93,634
You ever had a little plastic battleaxe get stuck in your ass sideways?
You ever had a little plastic battleaxe
get stuck in your ass sideways?
93,635
That she’s had sex with two guys in one night…had tons of low quality sex – like the guy from San Diego she hooked up with just because he offered to pay for her trip?
That she’s had sex with two guys in one night…had tons of low quality sex –
like the guy from San Diego she hooked up with just because he offered to pay for her trip?
93,636
Saint and Bitch Please, the latter’s name would never fly at Disney though).
Saint and Bitch Please, the latter’s
name would never fly at Disney though).
93,637
When he arrived, he was surprised to find the man was still masturbating.
When he arrived, he was surprised
to find the man was still masturbating.
93,638
I’m going to show you three different ways to tackle this bastard.
I’m going to show you three
different ways to tackle this bastard.
93,639
Out of ALL the goddamn theories I’ve seen you post, this is by far the STUPIDEST
Out of ALL the goddamn theories I’ve seen
you post, this is by far the STUPIDEST
93,640
The time and place of Walker’s announcement ought to prove to America once and for all that he’s dumb as a box of rocks.
The time and place of Walker’s announcement ought to prove to America
once and for all that he’s dumb as a box of rocks.
93,641
Dunn would then touch their breasts and genitals for his own sexual gratification.
Dunn would then touch their breasts and
genitals for his own sexual gratification.
93,642
Now, if he’d somehow managed miraculously to get that thing produced, he’d still be in Hollywood, still making movies and licking my ass to get me to do one of his stupid-ass screenplays.”
Now, if he’d somehow managed miraculously to get that thing produced, he’d still be in Hollywood,
still making movies and licking my ass to get me to do one of his stupid-ass screenplays.”
93,643
Gollop represents the legal position that Charlie Gard needs to die.
Gollop represents the legal position that
Charlie Gard needs to die.
93,644
As Opposition leader, Tony Abbott had no problem aligning himself with protesters holding signs saying: "Ditch the Witch"and "Bob Brown's Bitch".
As Opposition leader, Tony Abbott had no problem aligning himself with protesters holding
signs saying: "Ditch the Witch"and "Bob Brown's Bitch".
93,645
If your response was “oh Lola FUCK you, dude” I’m guessing you are one of the 2–3 million people in the US who found themselves on the freaking-out end of an abnormal pap smear result in the last year.
If your response was “oh Lola FUCK you, dude” I’m guessing you are one of the 2–3 million people
in the US who found themselves on the freaking-out end of an abnormal pap smear result in the last year.
93,646
This is particularly pressing as homosexuality is punishable by death in Saudi Arabia.
This is particularly pressing as homosexuality is
punishable by death in Saudi Arabia.
93,647
She is a blogger and outspoken skeptic/atheist/humanist, a mommy, nerd and craft beer enthusiast.
She is a blogger and outspoken skeptic/atheist/
humanist, a mommy, nerd and craft beer enthusiast.
93,648
His bionic penis may be enough to make you kiss real men goodbye, but is that really what we want?
His bionic penis may be enough to make you kiss real
men goodbye, but is that really what we want?
93,649
What I’m not talking about is shitty tourist tapas that cost 5 euro for a tiny plate of 5 green olives.
What I’m not talking about is shitty tourist tapas that
cost 5 euro for a tiny plate of 5 green olives.
93,650
This prompted the throng of Hunaphu lovers to chant “Cigar City Sucks.”
This prompted the throng of Hunaphu lovers
to chant “Cigar City Sucks.”
93,651
Department of Guys at the Bar issued a scathing report on the state of Tiger Woods' golf game, declaring the 14-time major champion "washed up," his swing "for shit," and his putting ability "a fucking joke."
Department of Guys at the Bar issued a scathing report on the state of Tiger Woods' golf game, declaring the 14-time
major champion "washed up," his swing "for shit," and his putting ability "a fucking joke."
93,652
Michael McFeat apologised for a Facebook post comparing the national dish to a horse penis.
Michael McFeat apologised for a Facebook post comparing
the national dish to a horse penis.
93,653
With all due respect to SEO Specialists out there, I think blog commenting sucks.
With all due respect to SEO Specialists out
there, I think blog commenting sucks.
93,654
Yes, there are female characters who do stupid things and die quickly.
Yes, there are female characters who
do stupid things and die quickly.
93,655
The video lasts at least 10 minutes and at one especially heated point, he says, "Oh, show me those big beautiful breasts, baby.”
The video lasts at least 10 minutes and at one especially heated point, he
says, "Oh, show me those big beautiful breasts, baby.”
93,656
In it, people other than Nintendo are free to use official Mario iconography to create ridiculous levels, then cover those levels with dicks.
In it, people other than Nintendo are free to use official Mario
iconography to create ridiculous levels, then cover those levels with dicks.
93,657
Or, if you got caught doing stupid shit, it was faster to be made an example of so the others don't do the same thing.
Or, if you got caught doing stupid shit, it was faster to
be made an example of so the others don't do the same thing.
93,658
At least that’s what the author of “Michael Moore is a Big Fat Stupid White Man” says.
At least that’s what the author of “Michael
Moore is a Big Fat Stupid White Man” says.
93,659
As in, sex offers more than just the specter of a giant cauliflower growth on your genitals!
As in, sex offers more than just the
specter of a giant cauliflower growth on your genitals!
93,660
Fucking Trans Women has had a massive impact on my understanding of what queer women’s sexuality could look like in general, and a glimpse of the potential for my own sexuality as a queer trans woman.
Fucking Trans Women has had a massive impact on my understanding of what queer women’s sexuality could look
like in general, and a glimpse of the potential for my own sexuality as a queer trans woman.
93,661
Oh fuck me. -Last recorded words of O5-6, before XK-Class Event on ██/██/██
Oh fuck me. -Last recorded words of O5-6, before
XK-Class Event on ██/██/██
93,662
BRITAIN’S new Brexit ambassador to the EU has been sucked into the Donald Trump dirty dossier affair.
BRITAIN’S new Brexit ambassador to the EU has
been sucked into the Donald Trump dirty dossier affair.
93,663
Damn… the Terminator 6 story leaks start and we get switched off a little more.
Damn… the Terminator 6 story leaks start
and we get switched off a little more.
93,664
Marshall will be kicking ass, taking names, and establishing binding legal precedents on Oct. 13.
Marshall will be kicking ass, taking names,
and establishing binding legal precedents on Oct. 13.
93,665
Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rapper who cut off his own penis before attempting suicide will not have it reattached
Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rapper who cut off
his own penis before attempting suicide will not have it reattached
93,666
The first photo shows three white female students accompanied by the caption “Locked the black bitch out.”
The first photo shows three white female students accompanied by
the caption “Locked the black bitch out.”
93,667
Because what this article is about is telling groups (1) and (2) that you're completely, utterly, irretrievably fucking wrong and to get the fuck over yourself.
Because what this article is about is telling groups (1) and (2) that
you're completely, utterly, irretrievably fucking wrong and to get the fuck over yourself.
93,668
But supposedly, the infrared is now so powerful that it can see your penis; which raises concerns because there was a huge issue over privacy with the Xbox One.
But supposedly, the infrared is now so powerful that it can see your penis;
which raises concerns because there was a huge issue over privacy with the Xbox One.
93,669
A fopdoodle is defined online as a stupid or insignificant fellow, a fool or a simpleton.
A fopdoodle is defined online as a stupid or
insignificant fellow, a fool or a simpleton.
93,670
Have curves, “perfectly”-sized boobs – not too big or too little, and of course have some semblance of a booty.
Have curves, “perfectly”-sized boobs – not too big or too
little, and of course have some semblance of a booty.
93,671
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Roundworms may infect close to a quarter of inner city black children, tapeworms are the leading cause of seizures among U.S.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Roundworms may infect close to a quarter of
inner city black children, tapeworms are the leading cause of seizures among U.S.
93,672
That and the extended open middle and you have a tough ass time as a P.
That and the extended open middle and you
have a tough ass time as a P.
93,673
What offended a listener's southern sensibility Comedian Louis CK explaining why he always has sex with his shirt on.
What offended a listener's southern sensibility Comedian Louis CK
explaining why he always has sex with his shirt on.
93,674
The new searches require screeners to touch passengers' breasts and genitals.
The new searches require screeners to
touch passengers' breasts and genitals.
93,675
He’s a big, bad, ghetto, no-bullshit, in-yo’-face, tough guy that really knows how to get you pumped up.
He’s a big, bad, ghetto, no-bullshit, in
-yo’-face, tough guy that really knows how to get you pumped up.
93,676
Jimi passed away this morning, ending a difficult fight with cancer, which is the biggest of assholes.
Jimi passed away this morning, ending a difficult fight
with cancer, which is the biggest of assholes.
93,677
Just as an aside, I can not tell you how much it pisses me off that because one simpleton tried to ignite his shoes, I have to ruin my socks at every god damned airport in the country for the rest of my adult life.
Just as an aside, I can not tell you how much it pisses me off that because one simpleton tried to ignite his
shoes, I have to ruin my socks at every god damned airport in the country for the rest of my adult life.
93,678
At least while Rome was burning Nero merely played with his stupid fiddle.
At least while Rome was burning Nero
merely played with his stupid fiddle.
93,679
All of your goals are stupid and you should do what you do best…quit.
All of your goals are stupid and you
should do what you do best…quit.
93,680
Its a shame really as this black stallion is rather fun to draw.
Its a shame really as this black
stallion is rather fun to draw.
93,681
I feel like a lot of people, whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, feel like if you get Hillary or Bernie, or you get Rubio or Cruz or whoever, there’s going to be the same shit.
I feel like a lot of people, whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, feel like if you get
Hillary or Bernie, or you get Rubio or Cruz or whoever, there’s going to be the same shit.
93,682
Unfortunately, complete assholes are also a cornerstone of our society, and will definitely be here until our dying breaths.
Unfortunately, complete assholes are also a cornerstone of our society
, and will definitely be here until our dying breaths.
93,683
I am going to give him a pass,” she said, “I am going to take his ass apart!”
I am going to give him a pass,” she said
, “I am going to take his ass apart!”
93,684
I would like to offer my assistance in helping you put those gay rumors to rest Ryan.
I would like to offer my assistance in helping
you put those gay rumors to rest Ryan.
93,685
Don't waste your time listening to the dishonest reviews and advice of nasty Jewish trolls.
Don't waste your time listening to the
dishonest reviews and advice of nasty Jewish trolls.
93,686
A man has had his penis cut off by his lover for failing to divorce his wife as promised.
A man has had his penis cut off by his
lover for failing to divorce his wife as promised.
93,687
makes you sound like an eighth grader about to ask a girl out to a fucking movie.
makes you sound like an eighth grader about to
ask a girl out to a fucking movie.
93,688
I wont be able to watch tomorrow due pain in the buttocks RL stuff so my questions:
I wont be able to watch tomorrow due
pain in the buttocks RL stuff so my questions:
93,689
When previous critics of the Tangerine Terrorist tightened their shackles and joined Backpedaling Acceptance Seeking Ho-Ass Bitches (BASHAB) on their Give Hate A Chance Tour, BenCarsonly.
When previous critics of the Tangerine Terrorist tightened their shackles and joined Backpedaling Acceptance Seeking Ho
-Ass Bitches (BASHAB) on their Give Hate A Chance Tour, BenCarsonly.
93,690
The question of what's a normal sized penis now has a well-informed answer.
The question of what's a normal sized
penis now has a well-informed answer.
93,691
In the U.S., children can be arrested for snapchatting stupid shit with an Airsoft gun.
In the U.S., children can be arrested
for snapchatting stupid shit with an Airsoft gun.
93,692
Doctors pronounced him to be at “low to moderate” risk for self-injury and returned him to his unit, where his commanders reportedly called him a “coward” and a “piece of shit.”
Doctors pronounced him to be at “low to moderate” risk for self-injury and returned him to
his unit, where his commanders reportedly called him a “coward” and a “piece of shit.”
93,693
This garbage man hated to see all the books in the trash bins of wealthier neighborhoods—so he started salvaging them to create a new library for his own neighborhood.
This garbage man hated to see all the books in the trash bins of wealthier neighborhoods
—so he started salvaging them to create a new library for his own neighborhood.
93,694
Mnyukulo made him suck his breast, perform oral sex, and went on to sit on his lap and penetrate himself using the teen’s penis.
Mnyukulo made him suck his breast, perform oral sex, and went on
to sit on his lap and penetrate himself using the teen’s penis.
93,695
But instead of responding to Mr Weston’s points, he wrote beneath the article: “Seriously, who gives a shit what Simon Weston thinks about anything?
But instead of responding to Mr Weston’s points, he wrote beneath the article
: “Seriously, who gives a shit what Simon Weston thinks about anything?
93,696
That shitty blog simply erases euromediterranean peoples claiming that any not blonde-blue eyed person in european art is a person of color.
That shitty blog simply erases euromediterranean peoples claiming that any not blonde
-blue eyed person in european art is a person of color.
93,697
"It also sucks because your opponent now has the ball, which means they can score," Payton added.
"It also sucks because your opponent now has the ball
, which means they can score," Payton added.
93,698
Maria Cantwell this fall, told a local reporter to “fuck off” earlier his week.
Maria Cantwell this fall, told a local reporter
to “fuck off” earlier his week.
93,699
Two of the biggest errors men make when they first meet a woman is touching her breasts too soon, then, if they happen to get her naked they'll forget all about her top half altogether, directing their attention to other parts of the female anatomy.
Two of the biggest errors men make when they first meet a woman is touching her breasts too soon, then, if they happen
to get her naked they'll forget all about her top half altogether, directing their attention to other parts of the female anatomy.