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“The illegitimate SCOTUS ruling does not name Texas, so fight those lousy bastards,” said Hotze, president of Conservative Republicans of Texas.
“The illegitimate SCOTUS ruling does not name Texas, so fight those
lousy bastards,” said Hotze, president of Conservative Republicans of Texas.
93,501
What most people”€”the normal ones”€”call “sexual intercourse” or “coitus” or simply “fucking” is derisively referred to as “PIV” by a very small and hyper-insane group of sideshow freaks in the big queefing circus tent that is modern feminism.
What most people”€”the normal ones”€”call “sexual intercourse” or “coitus” or simply “fucking” is derisively referred to as “
PIV” by a very small and hyper-insane group of sideshow freaks in the big queefing circus tent that is modern feminism.
93,502
To explain why the gospel accounts are not reliable, and to remind readers that God is pretty much a rapist.
To explain why the gospel accounts are not reliable, and
to remind readers that God is pretty much a rapist.
93,503
The Moron air base in southern Spain already hosts 850 US troops.
The Moron air base in southern
Spain already hosts 850 US troops.
93,504
Apparently the media couldn't give any fucks about it, and still doesn't.
Apparently the media couldn't give any fucks
about it, and still doesn't.
93,505
Man accused of masturbating in front of an American woman in Mumbai has been arrested by the Colaba police.
Man accused of masturbating in front of an American woman
in Mumbai has been arrested by the Colaba police.
93,506
I mean, just from a thematic point of view, this Charm lets you fuck someone's brains out to the point where they become your besotted doe-eyed waifu who's swayed to agree with whatever you tell them to do for the rest of the scene.
I mean, just from a thematic point of view, this Charm lets you fuck someone's brains out to the point where they
become your besotted doe-eyed waifu who's swayed to agree with whatever you tell them to do for the rest of the scene.
93,507
Wonder Woman Comic One of 101 Objects that Made America; Now Where’s Her Damn Movie?
Wonder Woman Comic One of 101 Objects that Made
America; Now Where’s Her Damn Movie?
93,508
Stupid Scammer. a guest Mar 1st, 2014 1,041 Never a guest1,041Never
Stupid Scammer. a guest Mar
1st, 2014 1,041 Never a guest1,041Never
93,509
Hjartarson, 72, got a hold of his first penis when he was just a kid.
Hjartarson, 72, got a hold of his
first penis when he was just a kid.
93,510
The millions of feral hogs that have invaded Texas and are responsible for millions of dollars in damage to farms and ranches don't multiply and spread across the countryside by being stupid.
The millions of feral hogs that have invaded Texas and are responsible for millions of dollars in
damage to farms and ranches don't multiply and spread across the countryside by being stupid.
93,511
Those shitty roles allowed her to later pick up parts in MIB II, Rent and she even showed us the goods in Alexander.
Those shitty roles allowed her to later pick up parts in MIB
II, Rent and she even showed us the goods in Alexander.
93,512
You may even get laid because bisexual ladies are a big part of pride.
You may even get laid because bisexual
ladies are a big part of pride.
93,513
In the city of Ergastulum, a shady ville filled with made men and petty thieves, whores on the make and cops on the take, there are some deeds too dirty for even its jaded inhabitants to touch.
In the city of Ergastulum, a shady ville filled with made men and petty thieves, whores on the
make and cops on the take, there are some deeds too dirty for even its jaded inhabitants to touch.
93,514
They seem to be magically drawn to your nipple, or end up in your baby’s mouth.
They seem to be magically drawn to your nipple
, or end up in your baby’s mouth.
93,515
Kyon is annoyed, Haruhi is insane, Koizumi is a jerk, Yuki is strange, and Mikuru is adorable.
Kyon is annoyed, Haruhi is insane, Koizumi is a
jerk, Yuki is strange, and Mikuru is adorable.
93,516
Tokyo cops nab child protection proponent for sex acts with teen girl
Tokyo cops nab child protection proponent
for sex acts with teen girl
93,517
This morning over on the Twitters, Alison Brie, Joel McHale, and Donald Glover decided to celebrate National Coming Out Day by confusing your penis.
This morning over on the Twitters, Alison Brie, Joel McHale, and
Donald Glover decided to celebrate National Coming Out Day by confusing your penis.
93,518
Airline passengers kick up a stink on Delta flight from Beijing to Detroit after Chinese family let toddler poop on his seat
Airline passengers kick up a stink on Delta flight from Beijing
to Detroit after Chinese family let toddler poop on his seat
93,519
The latest big (glorious, enviable) winner in the Spins is a Russian going by the screen name “Solid Penis.”
The latest big (glorious, enviable) winner in the Spins
is a Russian going by the screen name “Solid Penis.”
93,520
“A lot of them are calling me a whore,” Myers said of the anonymous postings.
“A lot of them are calling me a
whore,” Myers said of the anonymous postings.
93,521
But once in a while, there comes along an article that is so painfully stupid that the itch to respond must get the better of us.
But once in a while, there comes along an article that is so
painfully stupid that the itch to respond must get the better of us.
93,522
As libel lawyer Leon Friedman explained to the Times, "No male is going to come forward and say, 'That character with a very small penis, 'That's me!'"
As libel lawyer Leon Friedman explained to the Times, "No male is going to come forward
and say, 'That character with a very small penis, 'That's me!'"
93,523
In the DrEd survey, women rated the ideal penis length as 15.8 cm (6.2 in), while men rated the ideal penis length as 16.6 cm (6.5 in).
In the DrEd survey, women rated the ideal penis length as 15.8 cm (6.2 in
), while men rated the ideal penis length as 16.6 cm (6.5 in).
93,524
Will someone write me an email saying I deserve to be hit for running my idiotic mouth?
Will someone write me an email saying I deserve
to be hit for running my idiotic mouth?
93,525
His statue, holding a wooden sickle in his hand, was used in the Roman gardens as scarecrow, and his enormous penis as a threat against thieves.
His statue, holding a wooden sickle in his hand, was used in the
Roman gardens as scarecrow, and his enormous penis as a threat against thieves.
93,526
But here's an excerpt, to get your ass out of your chair and over to a newsstand.
But here's an excerpt, to get your ass
out of your chair and over to a newsstand.
93,527
“He can’t be fucking called the Martian Manhunter because that’s goofy.
“He can’t be fucking called
the Martian Manhunter because that’s goofy.
93,528
"The same way, the same way we have learned to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about shellfish, about slavery, about dinner, about farming, about menstruation, about virginity, about masturbation.
"The same way, the same way we have learned to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about
shellfish, about slavery, about dinner, about farming, about menstruation, about virginity, about masturbation.
93,529
It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else."
It's fun to talk about oral sex,
but I want to chat about something else."
93,530
After Red Monday and Mersey Monday this could have been Shit-hot Saturday.
After Red Monday and Mersey Monday this
could have been Shit-hot Saturday.
93,531
I know that many of them are the result of a disease as odious and lethal as backwardness, that of Islamophobia.
I know that many of them are the result of a
disease as odious and lethal as backwardness, that of Islamophobia.
93,532
He is annoying, loud, stupid, and now thanks to blu-ray beginning to look bad.
He is annoying, loud, stupid, and now
thanks to blu-ray beginning to look bad.
93,533
I don't have time to listen to girls bullshit, I have enough shit going on in my life.
I don't have time to listen to girls bullshit
, I have enough shit going on in my life.
93,534
Posting to Facebook he said: “If Hollande bombs Muslims in Syria we will bomb his civilians.
Posting to Facebook he said: “If Hollande
bombs Muslims in Syria we will bomb his civilians.
93,535
Khamenei continued "contrary to the idiotic dreams of power and stability for this regime that the filthy officials of the Zionist regime dream, day-by-day this regime has moved closer to implosion and annihilation."
Khamenei continued "contrary to the idiotic dreams of power and stability for this regime that the filthy officials of
the Zionist regime dream, day-by-day this regime has moved closer to implosion and annihilation."
93,536
“Not even talkin’ to Nicki / Communication is breakin’ / I dropped the ball on some personal shit, I need to embrace it / I’m honest.
“Not even talkin’ to Nicki / Communication is breakin’ / I dropped the
ball on some personal shit, I need to embrace it / I’m honest.
93,537
Reality star Andrew Christian has the product for you: Shock Jock Flirt Brief with Male Features—undies with a fake penis to wear over your real penis.
Reality star Andrew Christian has the product for you: Shock Jock Flirt Brief with
Male Features—undies with a fake penis to wear over your real penis.
93,538
"If you bastards want a fight, you damn well will get one," Clinton thundered.
"If you bastards want a fight, you
damn well will get one," Clinton thundered.
93,539
Her pussy selfies are very sexy and you can expect a nice shaved snatch to view in intimate angles.
Her pussy selfies are very sexy and you can expect
a nice shaved snatch to view in intimate angles.
93,540
F**k your f***ing Constitution, f**k your liberal Bernie bullsh**.”
F**k your f***ing Constitution, f**k your
liberal Bernie bullsh**.”
93,541
But I didn’t want to talk about him or his stupid asshole friend, Charlie Munger, for reasons unbeknownst to me.
But I didn’t want to talk about him or his stupid
asshole friend, Charlie Munger, for reasons unbeknownst to me.
93,542
In Memory of Gucci Mane: RIP Anal Virginity a guest Jun 13th, 2014 114 Never a guest114Never
In Memory of Gucci Mane: RIP Anal Virginity
a guest Jun 13th, 2014 114 Never a guest114Never
93,543
"Fuck the Pain Away" [4] The song features "big blurts of bass and stiff drums".
"Fuck the Pain Away" [4] The song
features "big blurts of bass and stiff drums".
93,544
But basically [he] said this deal sucks, and the implication is that you have to be an idiot not to see it.”
But basically [he] said this deal sucks, and the implication
is that you have to be an idiot not to see it.”
93,545
Felger decided it was important to blame someone for Halladay’s death, so he blamed Halladay, over and over again, in fact — calling him a “moron” and saying Halladay “got what he deserved.”
Felger decided it was important to blame someone for Halladay’s death, so he blamed Halladay, over and over
again, in fact — calling him a “moron” and saying Halladay “got what he deserved.”
93,546
“So if you grab a woman by the genitals, that’s not sexual assault?”
“So if you grab a woman by the
genitals, that’s not sexual assault?”
93,547
Game Developer Tweets ‘If you voted trump please don’t play our games’ and ‘Just go fuck off’
Game Developer Tweets ‘If you voted trump please don’t
play our games’ and ‘Just go fuck off’
93,548
Right, and people turn to sports and entertainment to get away from it and because jerks like you can’t let it go, you make it worse for everyone.
Right, and people turn to sports and entertainment to get away from it and because
jerks like you can’t let it go, you make it worse for everyone.
93,549
Don't worry progress is still being made, and chapter 7 is almost done, but fuck man.
Don't worry progress is still being made, and
chapter 7 is almost done, but fuck man.
93,550
I care deeply about the political process and take my responsibilities and freedoms as a member of our Democracy very seriously . . . and even I am already sick to fucking death of this shit.
I care deeply about the political process and take my responsibilities and freedoms as a member of our
Democracy very seriously . . . and even I am already sick to fucking death of this shit.
93,551
Every server who's done the job for any extended period of time has at least one story like that — I had a family run my ass ragged for two hours at Applebee's and leave $5 on a $125 for no discernible reason other than simple fuckery.
Every server who's done the job for any extended period of time has at least one story like that — I had a family run
my ass ragged for two hours at Applebee's and leave $5 on a $125 for no discernible reason other than simple fuckery.
93,552
I am not attacking veganism—frankly I don’t really give a shit what other people do and don’t eat anymore (and that’s a relief, let me tell you!).
I am not attacking veganism—frankly I don’t really give a shit what other people do
and don’t eat anymore (and that’s a relief, let me tell you!).
93,553
I arrived at Best Buy fully aware that I was an asshole for even thinking about waiting in the freezing cold to purchase a game system.
I arrived at Best Buy fully aware that I was an asshole for
even thinking about waiting in the freezing cold to purchase a game system.
93,554
You don't lose to two bad eastern conference teams and a division rival in the same week unless you are just a fucking horrible hockey team, right?
You don't lose to two bad eastern conference teams and a division rival in
the same week unless you are just a fucking horrible hockey team, right?
93,555
“Son, go for it and I’ll give you the first shot … I will kick your fucking ass,” Wentz says in the opening of the Veritas video.
“Son, go for it and I’ll give you the first shot … I
will kick your fucking ass,” Wentz says in the opening of the Veritas video.
93,556
It’s a cancer-causing death ray inflicted by lazy-minded bureaucrats who wilfully want to kill your kids.
It’s a cancer-causing death ray inflicted by lazy
-minded bureaucrats who wilfully want to kill your kids.
93,557
(Newser) – On the off chance you've ever wondered what happens to the leftover foreskins from babies' circumcisions, Christie Haskell at Cafe Mom has three words for you: "Penis wrinkle cream."
(Newser) – On the off chance you've ever wondered what happens to the leftover foreskins from babies
' circumcisions, Christie Haskell at Cafe Mom has three words for you: "Penis wrinkle cream."
93,558
Thus, based on what I found this morning and posted below, we have to conclude that the human race, in general, thinks that religion is, in a word, bullshit.
Thus, based on what I found this morning and posted below, we have to conclude that
the human race, in general, thinks that religion is, in a word, bullshit.
93,559
I assume, given that these idiots chose to perpetrate their crime in Texas, that this is exactly what will happen.
I assume, given that these idiots chose to perpetrate their
crime in Texas, that this is exactly what will happen.
93,560
Police are now looking for a black man, who was least seen wearing all black.
Police are now looking for a black man
, who was least seen wearing all black.
93,561
But what – ultimately – is so terribly offensive about the word "cunt"?
But what – ultimately – is so terribly
offensive about the word "cunt"?
93,562
Two powerful motors with a clitoral stimulator that flexes with movement to stay in contact with the clitoris.
Two powerful motors with a clitoral stimulator that flexes
with movement to stay in contact with the clitoris.
93,563
The only white guys who put down other races, i.e. everyone on this board, are the white guys who feel insecure about themselves, to where they put down other races to feel superior when in actuality they are a failure to their human species.
The only white guys who put down other races, i.e. everyone on this board, are the white guys who feel insecure about
themselves, to where they put down other races to feel superior when in actuality they are a failure to their human species.
93,564
You’re never going to believe this, but the story was total bullshit.
You’re never going to believe this
, but the story was total bullshit.
93,565
Baywatch is a lot like that dead man’s penis: It’s a limp, charmless thing that doesn’t warrant the effort or time spent looking at it.
Baywatch is a lot like that dead man’s penis: It’s a limp
, charmless thing that doesn’t warrant the effort or time spent looking at it.
93,566
Plenty of nutballs go on television–as guests–and say all sorts of stupid, meretricious things.
Plenty of nutballs go on television–as guests–
and say all sorts of stupid, meretricious things.
93,567
"I just read a couple stories the other day about him and I was like 'what an idiot, how is this guy representing anything?'"
"I just read a couple stories the other day about him and I was
like 'what an idiot, how is this guy representing anything?'"
93,568
Autistic Dutch man fathers more than 20 children through sperm donation after lying about his health
Autistic Dutch man fathers more than 20 children
through sperm donation after lying about his health
93,569
“I’m going to cut you off, lest this conversation gets to the point where I irrevocably strangle you to death.
“I’m going to cut you off, lest this conversation
gets to the point where I irrevocably strangle you to death.
93,570
A spokeswoman for McConnell recently called an ad by SCF “profoundly stupid.”
A spokeswoman for McConnell recently called an
ad by SCF “profoundly stupid.”
93,571
I don't support homosexuality and cow slaughter as both are against Vedanta
I don't support homosexuality and
cow slaughter as both are against Vedanta
93,572
The copy I found had clearly not been played before (what if it was the winning one?!), but it still sounds like shit.
The copy I found had clearly not been played before (what if it
was the winning one?!), but it still sounds like shit.
93,573
But since he can't, allow me: Dear you little shit, I'm sure you're busy with your new letter explaining astrophysics to Stephen Hawking and giving jump shot pointers to Steph Curry, but try to get a clue."
But since he can't, allow me: Dear you little shit, I'm sure you're busy with your new
letter explaining astrophysics to Stephen Hawking and giving jump shot pointers to Steph Curry, but try to get a clue."
93,574
White Knights and Pussy Polishers provide a useful context for the topic to be discussed in this post.
White Knights and Pussy Polishers provide a useful context
for the topic to be discussed in this post.
93,575
Earlier this week, Bill Kristol retweeted CNN’s Kristen Holmes (@Kristenhcnn) tweet of a clip of angry baseball fans hollering “CNN sucks!”
Earlier this week, Bill Kristol retweeted CNN’s Kristen Holmes (@Kristenhcnn)
tweet of a clip of angry baseball fans hollering “CNN sucks!”
93,576
guess if you really wanted to be an asshole, you could complain that his example infers it’s a choice, but sentiment expressed is definitely what needed to be said. Un
guess if you really wanted to be an asshole, you could complain that his example infers
it’s a choice, but sentiment expressed is definitely what needed to be said. Un
93,577
Have you ever just flipped shit and screamed at the top of your lungs in the middle of a grocery store?
Have you ever just flipped shit and screamed at the top
of your lungs in the middle of a grocery store?
93,578
Much of the panel discussion has the participants trying to re-convince themselves there is a scientific consensus and that anyone who disagrees is just stupid anyway.
Much of the panel discussion has the participants trying to re-convince themselves
there is a scientific consensus and that anyone who disagrees is just stupid anyway.
93,579
So here for freedom and hotness, gagged, hooded, tied up helpless, half suspended, pissed on and fucked with a gun!
So here for freedom and hotness, gagged, hooded, tied up
helpless, half suspended, pissed on and fucked with a gun!
93,580
He also equated such charity requests to asking fans to “gather at a mud pit downstate and sell meth and blowjobs to each other.”
He also equated such charity requests to asking fans to “gather at
a mud pit downstate and sell meth and blowjobs to each other.”
93,581
Thankfully, there are labs that will put big name brands on blast when they provide shit products.
Thankfully, there are labs that will put big
name brands on blast when they provide shit products.
93,582
You can actually go online and buy a T-shirt with the phrase "Truvada Whore" on it if you'd like to protest the slut-shaming so prevalent in what should be an intelligent conversation about our health.
You can actually go online and buy a T-shirt with the phrase "Truvada Whore" on it if
you'd like to protest the slut-shaming so prevalent in what should be an intelligent conversation about our health.
93,583
Probably very few, but THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A LESBIAN WITH A PENIS!
Probably very few, but THERE IS NO
SUCH THING AS A LESBIAN WITH A PENIS!
93,584
This is a world where one statement displeasing an egotistical few can get your ass booted out of reality.
This is a world where one statement displeasing an egotistical
few can get your ass booted out of reality.
93,585
Justin Trudeau spoke through his socks, muffled, spitting out wet balls of lint.
Justin Trudeau spoke through his socks, muffled
, spitting out wet balls of lint.
93,586
Fenella Damour beat the big C-word several years ago, but unfortunately it has once again reared its ugly head.
Fenella Damour beat the big C-word several years ago
, but unfortunately it has once again reared its ugly head.
93,587
And if baseball wants me to continue to care about this stupid sport, then providing another macho-fest full of beanball stupidity is a pretty awful way to do it.
And if baseball wants me to continue to care about this stupid sport, then providing
another macho-fest full of beanball stupidity is a pretty awful way to do it.
93,588
The children, who said they came from good homes, told me we have to kill all the Arabs, including the Israeli Arabs, because where do they get off thinking they will get control of the country.
The children, who said they came from good homes, told me we have to kill all the Arabs
, including the Israeli Arabs, because where do they get off thinking they will get control of the country.
93,589
Indeed, 135 instances of that key word alone even after BeatOSU's attempt to fuck with the numbers.
Indeed, 135 instances of that key word alone even
after BeatOSU's attempt to fuck with the numbers.
93,590
Not only did this make him late for work, but he was apparently confronted by a "stupid asshole disheveled-looking Yomiuri Shimbun reporter" who kept taking pictures of him.
Not only did this make him late for work, but he was apparently confronted by a
"stupid asshole disheveled-looking Yomiuri Shimbun reporter" who kept taking pictures of him.
93,591
"What I would like to clarify is all the bulls**t about the 80 f*****g 20 split," White said, as quoted on Bloody Elbow.
"What I would like to clarify is all the bulls**t about the 80
f*****g 20 split," White said, as quoted on Bloody Elbow.
93,592
I count every day as a real blessing and when you don't get to utilise it, it sucks."
I count every day as a real blessing and when you
don't get to utilise it, it sucks."
93,593
With these two new shows, more Inside Amy Schumer, and the already-renewed Broad City, Comedy Central has entered a golden age of strong female voices saying funny dumb shit.
With these two new shows, more Inside Amy Schumer, and the already-renewed Broad
City, Comedy Central has entered a golden age of strong female voices saying funny dumb shit.
93,594
"Israel will settle its accounts with the murderers, with those who try murder and with those all those who assist them.
"Israel will settle its accounts with the murderers, with those
who try murder and with those all those who assist them.
93,595
“Get your shit together,” “live in the real world,” this idea that as a Bernie supporter it’s assumed I won’t eventually support Hillary…why all the passive aggressive articles?
“Get your shit together,” “live in the real world,” this idea that as
a Bernie supporter it’s assumed I won’t eventually support Hillary…why all the passive aggressive articles?
93,596
He has spent time in jail in both Thailand and Canada for sexually abusing young boys.
He has spent time in jail in both
Thailand and Canada for sexually abusing young boys.
93,597
"It turns a routine, of shooting alien spaceships, into a sight to see." - Kill Screen "Scoregasm's brilliance lies in it's reckless innovation" - dealspwn.com "Scoregasm is, honestly, fucking brilliant." - Rob F.
"It turns a routine, of shooting alien spaceships, into a sight to see." - Kill Screen "Scoregasm
's brilliance lies in it's reckless innovation" - dealspwn.com "Scoregasm is, honestly, fucking brilliant." - Rob F.
93,598
My only complaint thus far is that the glue that holds the clip to the magnet sucks.
My only complaint thus far is that the glue
that holds the clip to the magnet sucks.
93,599
It was a dank, dirty basement with a gutter running through the middle that served as a sluice for shit.
It was a dank, dirty basement with a gutter running
through the middle that served as a sluice for shit.