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93,700 | The moment he asked me to dance in a crowded club—instead of simply securing his groin area to my ass without permission—I knew I was in love. | The moment he asked me to dance in a crowded club—instead of simply securing | his groin area to my ass without permission—I knew I was in love. |
93,701 | If you're blessed with Asian genes, tack on a few more: lactose intolerance, flat ass and alcohol-induced red face. | If you're blessed with Asian genes, tack on a few more | : lactose intolerance, flat ass and alcohol-induced red face. |
93,702 | According to basic math, that would mean fucking is the same as making love — yet they are seen as polar opposites, the former being “dirty” and “raunchy” and the latter being “pure” and “beautiful.” | According to basic math, that would mean fucking is the same as making love — yet they are seen as polar opposites | , the former being “dirty” and “raunchy” and the latter being “pure” and “beautiful.” |
93,703 | What the fuck is the point in me and other women standing in solidarity with men if they are foolish enough to keep falling hook line and sinker for the charms of some women? | What the fuck is the point in me and other women standing in solidarity with men if | they are foolish enough to keep falling hook line and sinker for the charms of some women? |
93,704 | I took this picture and immediately after the cow on the left took a shit! | I took this picture and immediately after the | cow on the left took a shit! |
93,705 | Andre-Louis Moreau is a nobleman's bastard in the days of the French revolution. | Andre-Louis Moreau is a nobleman's | bastard in the days of the French revolution. |
93,706 | Fish responded, "Your games just suck," and went on to criticize Japanese development. | Fish responded, "Your games just suck, | " and went on to criticize Japanese development. |
93,707 | Tickets go on sale this Friday April 4th at 10AM local time with the 72 Hour Get Off Your Ass special offer on reserved and lawn tickets. | Tickets go on sale this Friday April 4th at 10AM local time with the | 72 Hour Get Off Your Ass special offer on reserved and lawn tickets. |
93,708 | Louis C.K. on Friday admitted to masturbating in front of women, a day after the New York Times published stories from five women accusing the comedian of sexual misconduct. | Louis C.K. on Friday admitted to masturbating in front of women, a day after | the New York Times published stories from five women accusing the comedian of sexual misconduct. |
93,709 | Honey, you did nothing to deserve that dick — you were just born with it. | Honey, you did nothing to deserve that | dick — you were just born with it. |
93,710 | The sort of people who eliminated all bullshit within a 10 foot radius of their presence. | The sort of people who eliminated all bullshit | within a 10 foot radius of their presence. |
93,711 | The track, titled "Kiss My Rebel Ass", will reportedly be available as an instant download from both musicians' web sites on July 17. | The track, titled "Kiss My Rebel Ass", will reportedly be | available as an instant download from both musicians' web sites on July 17. |
93,712 | “I’m not sure what’s more depressing, the fact this stuff is happening to foreigners so close to the Olympic Games or the fact that Brazilians have to live in a society that enables this absolute bullshit on a daily basis. | “I’m not sure what’s more depressing, the fact this stuff is happening to foreigners so close to the | Olympic Games or the fact that Brazilians have to live in a society that enables this absolute bullshit on a daily basis. |
93,713 | "She makes stupid feminist speeches at UN, and now her nudes will be online, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH," commented a third. | "She makes stupid feminist speeches at UN, and now her | nudes will be online, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH," commented a third. |
93,714 | Cue jeremiads on Twitter against our stupid, selfish, vacuous age. | Cue jeremiads on Twitter against our | stupid, selfish, vacuous age. |
93,715 | Your list is TRASH and YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT about the Challenges.” | Your list is TRASH and YOU DON’T | KNOW SHIT about the Challenges.” |
93,716 | Can we block a merger just because the two companies involved are jerks? | Can we block a merger just because | the two companies involved are jerks? |
93,717 | They would stick their penises through the food slots in cell doors. | They would stick their penises through | the food slots in cell doors. |
93,718 | Two transwomen responded by providing a detailed description of how they would rape her, sending her pictures of their genitals. | Two transwomen responded by providing a detailed description of how they | would rape her, sending her pictures of their genitals. |
93,719 | Don't be fooled by these accusations or the dollar amount in the headlines cause I put that on my favorite aunties poodle this broad ain't gettin shit ! | Don't be fooled by these accusations or the dollar amount in the headlines cause | I put that on my favorite aunties poodle this broad ain't gettin shit ! |
93,720 | You heard him right: You pee in a pool, and you essentially turn it into a weapon of mass destruction. | You heard him right: You pee in a pool, | and you essentially turn it into a weapon of mass destruction. |
93,721 | They called her a drunk, a prostitute, a pornographer, a liar, mentally unstable -- impugning her honor and that of her family. | They called her a drunk, a prostitute, a pornographer, a | liar, mentally unstable -- impugning her honor and that of her family. |
93,722 | Go out, make yourself insensible on Disaronno, bang your head on something and wake up with an empty wallet and a sore arse on Monday morning ready for another five days of absurd life-wasting, but for Christ’s sake don’t stay in. | Go out, make yourself insensible on Disaronno, bang your head on something and wake up with an empty wallet and a sore | arse on Monday morning ready for another five days of absurd life-wasting, but for Christ’s sake don’t stay in. |
93,723 | I mean, there are only so many times you can drive a landmass through time before that shit just becomes the 9-5. | I mean, there are only so many times you can drive a | landmass through time before that shit just becomes the 9-5. |
93,724 | The workers testified to the Commission that Rapps yelled at them, saying, “You Chinese eat like pigs!” | The workers testified to the Commission that Rapps yelled at them | , saying, “You Chinese eat like pigs!” |
93,725 | “Allahu Akbar,” they shouted, as they lined up students and murdered them with single bullets to the head. | “Allahu Akbar,” they shouted, as they lined | up students and murdered them with single bullets to the head. |
93,726 | Responding to Ben Carson's remarks this week that being gay is a choice, columnist Dan Savage invited the Republican presidential prospect to "suck my dick" to prove it. | Responding to Ben Carson's remarks this week that being gay is a choice, columnist | Dan Savage invited the Republican presidential prospect to "suck my dick" to prove it. |
93,727 | If you are a gourmand who brassily trumpets your determination to consume foie gras, there is more news: you, too, are an asshole. | If you are a gourmand who brassily trumpets your determination to consume foie gras | , there is more news: you, too, are an asshole. |
93,728 | "You were only endorsed by Juliar because you were a black c***," the comments read. | "You were only endorsed by Juliar because you were a | black c***," the comments read. |
93,729 | Fhy: Please keep reposting this shit... ( sarcasm mode turn off ) (November 18, 2007, 6:15 pm) | Fhy: Please keep reposting this shit... ( sarcasm mode | turn off ) (November 18, 2007, 6:15 pm) |
93,730 | It disappeared from the website after massive, overwhelming outcry about it being obvious racist pseudo-science bullshit. | It disappeared from the website after massive, overwhelming outcry | about it being obvious racist pseudo-science bullshit. |
93,731 | Martin Bishop, from Stevenage, said: “I’ll be at my desk eating this sandwich I made at home because I haven’t had a pay rise since, oh let me think, two thousand and fucking eight. | Martin Bishop, from Stevenage, said: “I’ll be at my desk eating this sandwich I made at | home because I haven’t had a pay rise since, oh let me think, two thousand and fucking eight. |
93,732 | i don't like the fact that all these stategies are based on your opponent sucking | i don't like the fact that all | these stategies are based on your opponent sucking |
93,733 | But Graham largely avoids what many tech workers think when hearing about immigration reform: “we could be seriously fucked.” | But Graham largely avoids what many tech workers think when hearing | about immigration reform: “we could be seriously fucked.” |
93,734 | I knew my brother; he was just like our piece of shit father—worse, perhaps, in some ways. | I knew my brother; he was just like our piece | of shit father—worse, perhaps, in some ways. |
93,735 | You’re here to interview for a job, not to pull weather or transit related points of non-conversation out of your ass. | You’re here to interview for a job, not to pull weather | or transit related points of non-conversation out of your ass. |
93,736 | “Look, Trump wants a vote, and I’m gonna give him one right now, or I swear to God, I’m blowing up this entire fucking building with all of you worthless shitheads inside it!” | “Look, Trump wants a vote, and I’m gonna give him one right now, or I | swear to God, I’m blowing up this entire fucking building with all of you worthless shitheads inside it!” |
93,737 | Peter Thiel can't intellectualize his way out of this: Only an asshole would support Donald Trump | Peter Thiel can't intellectualize his way out of | this: Only an asshole would support Donald Trump |
93,738 | Jay fired back on the song “No Hook” from his new album American Gangster: “Fuck De-Haven for cavin’, that’s why we don’t speak,” he raps. | Jay fired back on the song “No Hook” from his new album American Gangster: “Fuck | De-Haven for cavin’, that’s why we don’t speak,” he raps. |
93,739 | "You are an Islamophobe who hates Islam, you basically think all Muslims are to blame. | "You are an Islamophobe who hates Islam, | you basically think all Muslims are to blame. |
93,740 | “Got that little fucker,” said the pontiff, who repeatedly stomped on the infernal being until all of the hellish beast’s six legs stopped twitching. | “Got that little fucker,” said the pontiff, who repeatedly stomped on | the infernal being until all of the hellish beast’s six legs stopped twitching. |
93,741 | Part of me just wants to write JACK AND ANNE LIVE, MARY READ, OARS AND SHOVELS, SILVER AND THE COOK, JACK AND HIS FLAG, SILVER AND JACK SHARING A MOMENT OF MUTUAL CRAFTINESS, GOVERNOR FEATHERSTONE, THOMAS FUCKING HAMILTON! | Part of me just wants to write JACK AND ANNE LIVE, MARY READ, OARS AND SHOVELS, SILVER AND THE COOK | , JACK AND HIS FLAG, SILVER AND JACK SHARING A MOMENT OF MUTUAL CRAFTINESS, GOVERNOR FEATHERSTONE, THOMAS FUCKING HAMILTON! |
93,742 | Snakes and Ladders trains you for a really shitty life: You're sitting there doing the same thing again and again, and things go wrong through no fault of your own. | Snakes and Ladders trains you for a really shitty life: You're sitting there doing the | same thing again and again, and things go wrong through no fault of your own. |
93,743 | As the whole world now knows, he boasted that he’s able to grab women by the genitals and get away with it because he’s a star, and then gave Stern permission to call his own daughter Ivanka “a piece of ass.” | As the whole world now knows, he boasted that he’s able to grab women by the genitals and get away with it | because he’s a star, and then gave Stern permission to call his own daughter Ivanka “a piece of ass.” |
93,744 | Quotable Lyrics
"Shirt, shirt by Versace
Bitch you better fuck sumn'
Ho, hoes wanna knock me
Bitch you better fuck sumn'
Shirt, shirt by Versace
Bitch you better fuck sumn'
Ho, hoes wanna knock me
Bitch, you better fuck sumn'" | Quotable Lyrics
"Shirt, shirt by Versace
Bitch you better fuck sumn'
Ho, hoes wanna knock me
Bitch you better fuck sumn | '
Shirt, shirt by Versace
Bitch you better fuck sumn'
Ho, hoes wanna knock me
Bitch, you better fuck sumn'" |
93,745 | Circumcision is a religious and traditional ritual in some cultures and involves the removal of the preputium penis. | Circumcision is a religious and traditional ritual in some | cultures and involves the removal of the preputium penis. |
93,746 | Unless they're virgin tears, in which case I'MMA WRING THAT SHIT OUT AND MAKE SOME F***IN' POTIONS! | Unless they're virgin tears, in which case I'MMA | WRING THAT SHIT OUT AND MAKE SOME F***IN' POTIONS! |
93,747 | can only make a fool of mein every sort of way.She stays so close behind me,she's a coward you can see;I'd think shame to stick to Applejackas that shadow sticks to me! | can only make a fool of mein every sort of way.She stays so close behind me, | she's a coward you can see;I'd think shame to stick to Applejackas that shadow sticks to me! |
93,748 | Muslim countries like Saudi Arabia allow gay people to be stoned to death for simply being gay. | Muslim countries like Saudi Arabia allow gay people to | be stoned to death for simply being gay. |
93,749 | He also hosts Larry King Now, which he created with Carlos fucking Slim. | He also hosts Larry King Now, | which he created with Carlos fucking Slim. |
93,750 | Although I do wonder if my mother had second thoughts when she found herself explaining to her preadolescent daughter, “Well, honey, a ‘whore’ is, um, a lady who gets paid to, uh, keep men company.” | Although I do wonder if my mother had second thoughts when she found herself explaining to her preadolescent daughter, “Well, | honey, a ‘whore’ is, um, a lady who gets paid to, uh, keep men company.” |
93,751 | If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion, you live in a country run by idiots. | If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin | in school, but not to get an abortion, you live in a country run by idiots. |
93,752 | If you missed it, uniforms of German Olympic team are the giant happy "F*ck you!" | If you missed it, uniforms of German Olympic | team are the giant happy "F*ck you!" |
93,753 | ...it is practically impossible, without great loss of life, especially at the present time, to prevent lynching of Negro rapists when the crime is committed against the white women of the South." | ...it is practically impossible, without great loss of life, especially at the present time, to | prevent lynching of Negro rapists when the crime is committed against the white women of the South." |
93,754 | “Drawing a penis, or a swastika, or the n-word on there—what is that?” | “Drawing a penis, or a swastika, or the | n-word on there—what is that?” |
93,755 | And the peanut gallery of (mostly) vertical video-taking unemployed millennial faggots with their useless college degrees. | And the peanut gallery of (mostly) vertical video | -taking unemployed millennial faggots with their useless college degrees. |
93,756 | It should come as no surprise that a Reddit user named MonkeyMan5539 had bananas on the brain when he posed this question to the Shitty Ask Science community: | It should come as no surprise that a Reddit user named MonkeyMan5539 had bananas | on the brain when he posed this question to the Shitty Ask Science community: |
93,757 | Event Mikey Manker: IDIOT Mikey Manker is one of Chicago's most prolific comedians working today. | Event Mikey Manker: IDIOT Mikey Manker is one | of Chicago's most prolific comedians working today. |
93,758 | Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan, daughter Brooke, and Jimmy Hart are having a wonderful time paying tribute to The Notorious B.I.G in Def Jam Rapstar, until the Hulkster decides the cameraman wants to see his penis. | Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan, daughter Brooke, and Jimmy Hart are having a wonderful time paying tribute to | The Notorious B.I.G in Def Jam Rapstar, until the Hulkster decides the cameraman wants to see his penis. |
93,759 | He is also sexually aroused: the evidence is here sticking out from behind the scrotum (yes, in marsupials the penis is located behind the scrotum).” | He is also sexually aroused: the evidence is here sticking out from behind the | scrotum (yes, in marsupials the penis is located behind the scrotum).” |
93,760 | A smelly fart can lead to embarrassment for the person who farts AND for the people nearby. | A smelly fart can lead to embarrassment for the | person who farts AND for the people nearby. |
93,761 | It means I get an upgrade in knowledge and a downgrade in bullshit especially if someone corrects me. | It means I get an upgrade in knowledge and | a downgrade in bullshit especially if someone corrects me. |
93,762 | "Your abhorrent actions in China are a disgrace," the Californian said. | "Your abhorrent actions in China are | a disgrace," the Californian said. |
93,763 | He criticizes them in his video aptly named “Gary Johnson Is An Idiot” for not being libertarian enough, taking votes from Donald Trump and blaming the ticket for his dissociation with the libertarian title. | He criticizes them in his video aptly named “Gary Johnson Is An Idiot” for not being libertarian | enough, taking votes from Donald Trump and blaming the ticket for his dissociation with the libertarian title. |
93,764 | I understand his point...but its a pretty shitty argument to make when our society is literally being pulled apart right by now fascists in power in addition to the unrest of civilians borne by politicians in general being absolute scum in both parties in large swaths. | I understand his point...but its a pretty shitty argument to make when our society is literally being pulled apart right by now | fascists in power in addition to the unrest of civilians borne by politicians in general being absolute scum in both parties in large swaths. |
93,765 | Cleopatra “Money Honey” Bartiromo was proclaiming that the stupid masses didn’t know what was best for the system. | Cleopatra “Money Honey” Bartiromo was proclaiming that the stupid | masses didn’t know what was best for the system. |
93,766 | ;; Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. | ;; Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I | really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. |
93,767 | Before he gained worldwide notoriety as the mayor allegedly caught on tape smoking crack, Toronto’s Rob Ford was perhaps best known as the mayor who said, “Bicyclists are a pain in the ass!” | Before he gained worldwide notoriety as the mayor allegedly caught on tape smoking crack, Toronto’s Rob Ford | was perhaps best known as the mayor who said, “Bicyclists are a pain in the ass!” |
93,768 | I’m not sure if, even if judged during the Jurrassic Age when Brontasaurus Apatosaurus roamed the earth, Rush Limbaugh wouldn’t be the biggest asshole on the planet. | I’m not sure if, even if judged during the Jurrassic Age when Brontasaurus Apatosaurus | roamed the earth, Rush Limbaugh wouldn’t be the biggest asshole on the planet. |
93,769 | Who’s kicking ass in downtown Vancouver’s Business District overnight? | Who’s kicking ass in downtown | Vancouver’s Business District overnight? |
93,770 | WARNING this game is sick, twisted and perverted play at your own risk. | WARNING this game is sick, twisted | and perverted play at your own risk. |
93,771 | She said that she had been shocked by the incredibly small size of his penis, and remembers laughing about it with the other two girls. | She said that she had been shocked by the incredibly small size of | his penis, and remembers laughing about it with the other two girls. |
93,772 | So with the touchy feely shit out the way, let’s cut to the chase: you powerlifters have got to stop doing so much dumb shit. | So with the touchy feely shit out the way, let’s cut to | the chase: you powerlifters have got to stop doing so much dumb shit. |
93,773 | What they’re saying in part is, “We don’t have to take this shit anymore.” | What they’re saying in part is, “We | don’t have to take this shit anymore.” |
93,774 | He just has to kill his mother while the others will have to go through him and their mother. | He just has to kill his mother while the others | will have to go through him and their mother. |
93,775 | The Reform movement caused the greatest damage to the Jewish people. | The Reform movement caused the greatest | damage to the Jewish people. |
93,776 | The idea of me being intimate with someone makes me sick to my stomach because the idea of my body in the nude makes me sick to my stomach, and it sucks. | The idea of me being intimate with someone makes me sick to my stomach because the idea | of my body in the nude makes me sick to my stomach, and it sucks. |
93,777 | The officer noted she was not wearing a bra, so her breasts were fully exposed. | The officer noted she was not wearing a | bra, so her breasts were fully exposed. |
93,778 | Throughout the course of Spider-Man: Homecoming, Peter Parker fucks up a lot. | Throughout the course of Spider-Man: | Homecoming, Peter Parker fucks up a lot. |
93,779 | He allegedly let cockroaches crawl on their faces and spoon-fed them his own semen. | He allegedly let cockroaches crawl on their faces | and spoon-fed them his own semen. |
93,780 | Maia has been delayed several times, and by many factors, most of them stupid. | Maia has been delayed several times, and | by many factors, most of them stupid. |
93,781 | Men will sodomize other men and all this sickness, and then they will go to animals, they will go to children; this is why it is best to simply kill the homosexuals. | Men will sodomize other men and all this sickness, and then they will go to animals, | they will go to children; this is why it is best to simply kill the homosexuals. |
93,782 | You didn't ask for them, you got them anyway, and they were fucking terrible. | You didn't ask for them, you got | them anyway, and they were fucking terrible. |
93,783 | Locals have reported being offered sex with children (Picture: Getty) | Locals have reported being offered sex | with children (Picture: Getty) |
93,784 | In screen shots of the session obtained by #TheFappening, Abraham is seen spreading her legs and putting a vibrator to her vagina while topless. | In screen shots of the session obtained by #TheFappening, Abraham is | seen spreading her legs and putting a vibrator to her vagina while topless. |
93,785 | But it is pretty damn convenient that former Governor Mike Huckabee, who has already expressed his support for the man who once fondled little girls’ breasts and vaginas, has a connection to Judge Zimmerman. | But it is pretty damn convenient that former Governor Mike Huckabee, who has already expressed his support for | the man who once fondled little girls’ breasts and vaginas, has a connection to Judge Zimmerman. |
93,786 | “But lately I am feeling like what if I find just one pussy that is attached to the best woman? | “But lately I am feeling like what if I find | just one pussy that is attached to the best woman? |
93,787 | But it all goes to garbage once you gain weight and it appears on your fat belly and bum which looks quite hideous on men and women. | But it all goes to garbage once you gain weight and it appears on | your fat belly and bum which looks quite hideous on men and women. |
93,788 | We awoke, nervous and shaky, made some scrambled eggs and then went to register and get our shit checked in. | We awoke, nervous and shaky, made some scrambled eggs | and then went to register and get our shit checked in. |
93,789 | I am black and I hate black people, I am not sure why but maybe you all can help me out. | I am black and I hate black people, I am | not sure why but maybe you all can help me out. |
93,790 | Every binder should have a warning label on it that says CAUTION: BORING SHIT INSIDE. | Every binder should have a warning label on | it that says CAUTION: BORING SHIT INSIDE. |
93,791 | Every nigger has lived that in the eyes of the people who like to call us 'niggers' when their door's closed, so I don't really care about that type of shit." | Every nigger has lived that in the eyes of the people who like to call us 'niggers' | when their door's closed, so I don't really care about that type of shit." |
93,792 | Amid sickening whoops of joy and shouts of 'Allah is greatest', the barbaric jihadis continue to fire their rifles at the dead man as they move in and surround his body. | Amid sickening whoops of joy and shouts of 'Allah is greatest', the barbaric jihadis | continue to fire their rifles at the dead man as they move in and surround his body. |
93,793 | So I’ll use a different word: shadow government, mercenaries who don’t give a shit about you. | So I’ll use a different word: shadow government | , mercenaries who don’t give a shit about you. |
93,794 | In the end, the people at the top of the chain end up dead, and it’s the middleman tool who gets fucked over.” | In the end, the people at the top of the chain end up | dead, and it’s the middleman tool who gets fucked over.” |
93,795 | According to Hill, Tatum said, "Yes, you dumb motherfucker, of course you will. | According to Hill, Tatum said, "Yes | , you dumb motherfucker, of course you will. |
93,796 | The trailer ridicules Islam and depicts the Prophet Muhammad as a fraud, a womanizer and a pedophile. | The trailer ridicules Islam and depicts the Prophet Muhammad | as a fraud, a womanizer and a pedophile. |
93,797 | Nilay Patel at the Verge seems to have set things off with his article The Mobile Web Sucks. | Nilay Patel at the Verge seems to have set | things off with his article The Mobile Web Sucks. |
93,798 | And what is up with him? Is that a neck-boner!? Damn you fantasy creatures and your odd innacurate bodily functions.
TL;DR I was bored and made up this thing. XD | And what is up with him? Is that a neck-boner!? Damn you fantasy creatures | and your odd innacurate bodily functions.
TL;DR I was bored and made up this thing. XD |
93,799 | 10 Masturbation and Your Pet The people at TakeTheAction.com are out to stop masturbation. | 10 Masturbation and Your Pet The people | at TakeTheAction.com are out to stop masturbation. |
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