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We lost our collective shit over the fact that Coachella booked Steely Dan.
We lost our collective shit over the
fact that Coachella booked Steely Dan.
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But when it turns to the Dune prequels and now Dune 7, they turn themselves into total, utter morons.
But when it turns to the Dune prequels and now Dune
7, they turn themselves into total, utter morons.
94,402
How could someone call you an ugly fuck, while another sees you as decent, and another thinks you are quite handsome!
How could someone call you an ugly fuck, while another sees
you as decent, and another thinks you are quite handsome!
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Or the feeling of when you want to murder someone while eating ice cream and riding a unicorn that farts butterflies.
Or the feeling of when you want to murder someone while
eating ice cream and riding a unicorn that farts butterflies.
94,404
Salutations to all of the cretins, creeps, kooks, dweebs, morons, meatheads, and mule porn addicts who comprise our audience and actually read this running stream of mess on a frequent basis.
Salutations to all of the cretins, creeps, kooks, dweebs, morons, meatheads, and mule
porn addicts who comprise our audience and actually read this running stream of mess on a frequent basis.
94,405
The point of the thought experiment is not to show that such people are hypocrites.
The point of the thought experiment is not
to show that such people are hypocrites.
94,406
Idiot Made Up Story About Being Assulted For Being A McCain Supporter, Girl Confesses to Making Up Attack Story, and McCain volunteer confesses: fabricated story of attack by tall, black male.
Idiot Made Up Story About Being Assulted For Being A McCain Supporter, Girl Confesses to Making Up
Attack Story, and McCain volunteer confesses: fabricated story of attack by tall, black male.
94,407
Aaaaaand then I got a hormonal IUD, and everything went to shit.
Aaaaaand then I got a hormonal IUD
, and everything went to shit.
94,408
“Yup, looks like it’s smooth sailing for the Jews and their perpetual allies: dumb, angry white people,” said Levant, who is again, Jewish.
“Yup, looks like it’s smooth sailing for the Jews and their perpetual allies
: dumb, angry white people,” said Levant, who is again, Jewish.
94,409
As they say in Developmental Psychology “shit is off the hook,” which roughly translates as a butt load of healing and development taking place.
As they say in Developmental Psychology “shit is off the hook,”
which roughly translates as a butt load of healing and development taking place.
94,410
The gay liberals have turned into bullies, when our work is to stop that kind of behavior.”
The gay liberals have turned into bullies, when our
work is to stop that kind of behavior.”
94,411
After some very serious conversations about dinosaurs (I still can’t get over the fact that Raptors had feathers…damn you, Jurassic Park for screwing me up for life!)
After some very serious conversations about dinosaurs (I still can’t get over the fact that
Raptors had feathers…damn you, Jurassic Park for screwing me up for life!)
94,412
In fantasy, it's just that we need to put our faith in humans, because otherwise we're all so immensely fucked that we may as well just suck on some deadly nightshade smoothies.
In fantasy, it's just that we need to put our faith in humans, because otherwise
we're all so immensely fucked that we may as well just suck on some deadly nightshade smoothies.
94,413
Every time I talk about Bitcoin I get a few Tweeters who either attack outright (“Good luck with your fake money, moron!”)
Every time I talk about Bitcoin I get a few Tweeters who either attack
outright (“Good luck with your fake money, moron!”)
94,414
It is clear that most Republicans have decided to accept that their new president is a pathological liar.
It is clear that most Republicans have decided to
accept that their new president is a pathological liar.
94,415
Granted, unlike with pets, they can eventually reject their monikers and shave their heads and claim you’re the root of all of their problems because your Jedi-loving idiot brain named them ‘Tatooine Jakku.’
Granted, unlike with pets, they can eventually reject their monikers and shave their heads and claim you’re
the root of all of their problems because your Jedi-loving idiot brain named them ‘Tatooine Jakku.’
94,416
You know that I am the most impactful creative individual on the fucking planet.
You know that I am the most
impactful creative individual on the fucking planet.
94,417
“A guy from the Lib Dems came round and asked what exactly I thought was bullshit, so I said ‘Everything!’
“A guy from the Lib Dems came round and asked what
exactly I thought was bullshit, so I said ‘Everything!’
94,418
The notion that Hong Kong will not have true democracy unless China has its own is just a complete load of crap.
The notion that Hong Kong will not have true democracy unless
China has its own is just a complete load of crap.
94,419
So sharp was his criticism that Russo headlined his piece, “Hillary Clinton: Islam’s Whore.”
So sharp was his criticism that Russo headlined his piece
, “Hillary Clinton: Islam’s Whore.”
94,420
Wipe away any and all references to ‘RETARD,’ ‘F*&&%#,’ and the N-word,” Radar’s source shared.
Wipe away any and all references to ‘RETARD,’ ‘F*&&%#
,’ and the N-word,” Radar’s source shared.
94,421
"He called me and said very calmly, 'Dad, I have to kill myself.'
"He called me and said very calmly,
'Dad, I have to kill myself.'
94,422
Los Angeles Times, one instance involved the phrase "Fuck white art" spray-painted across Nicodim Gallery's storefront grate.
Los Angeles Times, one instance involved the phrase "Fuck white
art" spray-painted across Nicodim Gallery's storefront grate.
94,423
Her voice is scratchy and her face resembles that of a prune stretched over a human skull.
Her voice is scratchy and her face resembles that
of a prune stretched over a human skull.
94,424
If he had his way, we would be doing what the healthist, sizeist bigots at the doctors office keep ordering us to do like they were fucking nazis or something!
If he had his way, we would be doing what the healthist, sizeist bigots
at the doctors office keep ordering us to do like they were fucking nazis or something!
94,425
Also, irregardless of MSM bullshit, I would feel most comfortable/assured by having Russian observers.
Also, irregardless of MSM bullshit, I would
feel most comfortable/assured by having Russian observers.
94,426
Political Views Parker thinks all political positions are stupid.
Political Views Parker thinks all
political positions are stupid.
94,427
Prior to his ban, Stone had tweeted at CNN’s Don Lemon, calling him a “lying c**ksucker” and “fake news,” urging him to “stop lying about the Clintons and uranium.”
Prior to his ban, Stone had tweeted at CNN’s Don Lemon, calling him a “lying c**ksucker
” and “fake news,” urging him to “stop lying about the Clintons and uranium.”
94,428
They are also getting gender laws approved in those countries which is incredible considering how many actual fucking third-world problems those people have and yet they eat this bullshit with a spoon nonetheless
They are also getting gender laws approved in those countries which is incredible considering how many actual
fucking third-world problems those people have and yet they eat this bullshit with a spoon nonetheless
94,429
It’s bad enough that we have to shave, wax, and pluck every inch of our bodies on a weekly basis — but now the beauty industry invents a vagina highlighter?!
It’s bad enough that we have to shave, wax, and pluck every inch of
our bodies on a weekly basis — but now the beauty industry invents a vagina highlighter?!
94,430
Read more 'Bastard Executioner's' Kurt Sutter on His Troubled Past, C-Word Insults and New 'Sons of Anarchy' Spinoff
Read more 'Bastard Executioner's' Kurt Sutter on His Troubled Past
, C-Word Insults and New 'Sons of Anarchy' Spinoff
94,431
Firstly, the way NCFC’s home announcer pronounces soccer makes me want to punch a baby.
Firstly, the way NCFC’s home announcer pronounces
soccer makes me want to punch a baby.
94,432
Yes, after I have annihilated every single girl in the sorority house, I'll take to the streets of Isla Vista and slay every single person I see there.
Yes, after I have annihilated every single girl in the sorority house, I'll
take to the streets of Isla Vista and slay every single person I see there.
94,433
If your teacher catches you goofing around in class, she might tell you to quit acting like a monkey.
If your teacher catches you goofing around in class,
she might tell you to quit acting like a monkey.
94,434
Only the rich, robust texture of the beer drew any comment from the teens, with Sheehan overheard telling Rosenthal, "That beer is some thick shit."
Only the rich, robust texture of the beer drew any comment from the teens
, with Sheehan overheard telling Rosenthal, "That beer is some thick shit."
94,435
Calls Ukip’s immigration spokesman Steve Woolfe a ‘f***ing carpetbagger and a***hole.’
Calls Ukip’s immigration spokesman Steve Woolfe
a ‘f***ing carpetbagger and a***hole.’
94,436
So this idiot claimed on his show that Walmart is paying not only fair wages, but GOOD wages and the workers should be grateful.
So this idiot claimed on his show that Walmart is paying not only
fair wages, but GOOD wages and the workers should be grateful.
94,437
The trees are dying, the sun is going down earlier, the weather is getting chillier… in short, shit is bleak, dude.
The trees are dying, the sun is going down earlier, the
weather is getting chillier… in short, shit is bleak, dude.
94,438
Today in Shitty Happenings in Our Public Education System, schools in North Andover, MA are now sending letters home with kids who are considered underweight, overweight, and obese according to their BMI.
Today in Shitty Happenings in Our Public Education System, schools in North Andover, MA are now
sending letters home with kids who are considered underweight, overweight, and obese according to their BMI.
94,439
"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE LIBTARD SHITS CENSORING OUR RESIDENT GOD.
"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE
LIBTARD SHITS CENSORING OUR RESIDENT GOD.
94,440
I knew without a doubt that I was about do die as this black mass pushed me down and begin to suck the life out of me.
I knew without a doubt that I was about do die as this black
mass pushed me down and begin to suck the life out of me.
94,441
Using a mouse and a touchpad takes too much time to create shit like that.
Using a mouse and a touchpad takes too
much time to create shit like that.
94,442
The Bastard Executioner - The Bernadette Maneuver / Cynllwyn B - Review
The Bastard Executioner - The Bernadette
Maneuver / Cynllwyn B - Review
94,443
Oct. 16 is the Pet Parade Costume Contest benefiting the Denver Dumb Friends League.
Oct. 16 is the Pet Parade Costume
Contest benefiting the Denver Dumb Friends League.
94,444
It is the phrase “Donald Trump is a loser” typed out 10x times in an effort to SEO that shit IRL.
It is the phrase “Donald Trump is a loser” typed
out 10x times in an effort to SEO that shit IRL.
94,445
I mean, literally, you actually have to fight a great big piece of shit that sits in one place soaking up your bullets and knocking you off a cliff with incredibly cheap attacks?
I mean, literally, you actually have to fight a great big piece of shit that sits
in one place soaking up your bullets and knocking you off a cliff with incredibly cheap attacks?
94,446
: Jesus Christ personally visits Fred Phelps in one of his dreams and asks what the fuck is wrong with him 1972-1979 : The disco years
: Jesus Christ personally visits Fred Phelps in one of his dreams and asks
what the fuck is wrong with him 1972-1979 : The disco years
94,447
Pomagre > same as you [ 2016.10.20 07:37:42 ] Jay Emmh > youre an idiot [ 2016.10.20 07:37:55 ] Jay Emmh > cyka blyat [ 2016.10.20 07:37:56 ] Pomagre > ? 
Pomagre > same as you [ 2016.10.20 07:37:42 ] Jay Emmh > youre an idiot 
[ 2016.10.20 07:37:55 ] Jay Emmh > cyka blyat [ 2016.10.20 07:37:56 ] Pomagre > ? 
94,448
One man is held a camera inches from an officer’s face, repeatedly saying, “You’re a f*cking coward!”
One man is held a camera inches from an officer’s face
, repeatedly saying, “You’re a f*cking coward!”
94,449
In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbating in public is 32 months’ imprisonment.
In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbating
in public is 32 months’ imprisonment.
94,450
You told me that men like having their nipples licked and their testicles “jiggled like dice” during sex.
You told me that men like having their nipples licked
and their testicles “jiggled like dice” during sex.
94,451
That enemy is radical Islamic ideology that is a political parasite protected under freedom of religion.
That enemy is radical Islamic ideology that is
a political parasite protected under freedom of religion.
94,452
“My client is a Canadian citizen and f*** off is not an insult in Canada… but f*** you is a curse and an insult.
“My client is a Canadian citizen and f*** off is not an
insult in Canada… but f*** you is a curse and an insult.
94,453
If that’s not the sweetest damn tribute you ever saw, then screw you.
If that’s not the sweetest damn tribute
you ever saw, then screw you.
94,454
Nowhere else in the universe will you be hailed as whore, slut, bitch, terrorist, jihadi, prostitute and Poonam Pandey for the slight exertion of having shared 140 characters.
Nowhere else in the universe will you be hailed as whore, slut, bitch, terrorist
, jihadi, prostitute and Poonam Pandey for the slight exertion of having shared 140 characters.
94,455
You know, the wonderful teaching that gives us three choices: 1) convert to Islam, 2) submit to humiliation, sharia law and a high tax...or...3) be killed.
You know, the wonderful teaching that gives us three choices: 1) convert to Islam, 2
) submit to humiliation, sharia law and a high tax...or...3) be killed.
94,456
Blogging goat As well as being burnt, the goat has over the years faced other acts of vandalism including being run over by a car, having its legs removed and being smashed.
Blogging goat As well as being burnt, the goat has over the years faced other acts
of vandalism including being run over by a car, having its legs removed and being smashed.
94,457
It's your oh so wonderful, hairy, expressionless, sex addict, fagass, put on this world with a small d*** PRINCIPAL I have come to myspace so I can pervert the minds of other principals to be just like me."
It's your oh so wonderful, hairy, expressionless, sex addict, fagass, put on this world with a small d
*** PRINCIPAL I have come to myspace so I can pervert the minds of other principals to be just like me."
94,458
"But it's all about how we change the way we listen to music, it's all about what happens next in terms of technology, in terms of how people talk to each other about music, and a lot of it could be really fucking bad."
"But it's all about how we change the way we listen to music, it's all about what happens next in terms of
technology, in terms of how people talk to each other about music, and a lot of it could be really fucking bad."
94,459
As we drove home lance said, in substance, that, "this is bull shit, people are using stuff" and "we are getting killed."
As we drove home lance said, in substance, that, "this is
bull shit, people are using stuff" and "we are getting killed."
94,460
The NPCs in the Souls games have 1 percent as many lines as the NPCs in Skyrim and speak in a faux-Shakespearean dudgeon higher and more stylized than the characters of Skyrim, and yet none of the stuff they say winds up feeling like overwrought bullshit.
The NPCs in the Souls games have 1 percent as many lines as the NPCs in Skyrim and speak in a faux-Shakespearean dudgeon
higher and more stylized than the characters of Skyrim, and yet none of the stuff they say winds up feeling like overwrought bullshit.
94,461
Trey Gowdy just opened a can of ass stomping on the special Council.
Trey Gowdy just opened a can of
ass stomping on the special Council.
94,462
UPDATE, 1:57 am: While it’s highly unlikely the dog is still there, I’m still seeking confirmation, and in the meantime would like to point out that the owner who did this sure seems like a piece of shit.
UPDATE, 1:57 am: While it’s highly unlikely the dog is still there, I’m still seeking confirmation,
and in the meantime would like to point out that the owner who did this sure seems like a piece of shit.
94,463
"She then moved in front of me and touched the top and underneath portions of both of my breasts.
"She then moved in front of me and touched
the top and underneath portions of both of my breasts.
94,464
She also writes the realest shit ever about reclaiming her body from sexual abuse, sexist objectification, and policing standards:
She also writes the realest shit ever about reclaiming her body
from sexual abuse, sexist objectification, and policing standards:
94,465
Any swing voter could tell them what it says: It’s the corruption, stupid.
Any swing voter could tell them what it
says: It’s the corruption, stupid.
94,466
If they meant Black Lives Matter, they would be doing something about the way in which the vast majority of blacks are killed in America, which is by other blacks.”
If they meant Black Lives Matter, they would be doing something about the way in which
the vast majority of blacks are killed in America, which is by other blacks.”
94,467
They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
They must be put to death; their
blood will be on their own heads.
94,468
“I thought it was bullshit they wouldn’t even give us a couple drink tickets.
“I thought it was bullshit they would
n’t even give us a couple drink tickets.
94,469
My name is Lamp and I wish that I was a dragon who could burn this shit world to a crisp.
My name is Lamp and I wish that I was a
dragon who could burn this shit world to a crisp.
94,470
“So I made a Twitter account too and made some shit up about an SJW trying to stop me selling linoleum or whatever.”
“So I made a Twitter account too and made some shit up
about an SJW trying to stop me selling linoleum or whatever.”
94,471
Yet the jackass, or donkey, has remained associated with the Democrats, and appropriately so.
Yet the jackass, or donkey, has remained
associated with the Democrats, and appropriately so.
94,472
"There was a huge soft boney mass and tissue to which the penises were attached.
"There was a huge soft boney mass
and tissue to which the penises were attached.
94,473
That means anyone who cheated on his or her betrothed since the period prior to the Civil War wasn't only acting like an asshole.
That means anyone who cheated on his or her betrothed since the period
prior to the Civil War wasn't only acting like an asshole.
94,474
Before sex, women would insert a vaginal gel that turns semisolid in the presence of semen, trapping AIDS virus particles in a microscopic mesh so they can't infect vaginal cells.
Before sex, women would insert a vaginal gel that turns semisolid in the presence of semen
, trapping AIDS virus particles in a microscopic mesh so they can't infect vaginal cells.
94,475
Blacks are 3.73 times more likely than whites to be arrested for marijuana possession, with an arrest rate of 716 per 100,000.
Blacks are 3.73 times more likely than whites to be arrested for
marijuana possession, with an arrest rate of 716 per 100,000.
94,476
One just had to wonder what kind of boss would tolerate that shit...
One just had to wonder what kind
of boss would tolerate that shit...
94,477
But, I am very aware that I’m in a good position and very lucky to be able to do shit that I was gonna do any way.
But, I am very aware that I’m in a good position and very
lucky to be able to do shit that I was gonna do any way.
94,478
(It was about as close as you get as president to calling up a high office-holder and telling him to go f*** himself.
(It was about as close as you get as president to calling up a
high office-holder and telling him to go f*** himself.
94,479
The ridiculous heat-check jumpers stopped falling, the Wizards promptly tore off an 18-5 run—and then, when the Lakers ran one last possession to try to tie things back up before the half, John Wall fucking destroyed them:
The ridiculous heat-check jumpers stopped falling, the Wizards promptly tore off an 18-5 run—and then,
when the Lakers ran one last possession to try to tie things back up before the half, John Wall fucking destroyed them:
94,480
And you friend, is a big ass" - Rizz02125 to me She sees what Neo sees.
And you friend, is a big ass"
- Rizz02125 to me She sees what Neo sees.
94,481
And in this alternate world, the jerks and players would be the ones sneered at by women.
And in this alternate world, the jerks and
players would be the ones sneered at by women.
94,482
So when I got a chance to play against Michael, immediately, I’m like, ‘I don’t give a rat’s ass.
So when I got a chance to play against Michael, immediately,
I’m like, ‘I don’t give a rat’s ass.
94,483
Dumb little mobile games are popular as hell because you’ve always got your phone on you.
Dumb little mobile games are popular as hell because
you’ve always got your phone on you.
94,484
Do they think homeless people are all idiots who live on park benches, don’t know what they are taking about and are intoxicated all the time?
Do they think homeless people are all idiots who live on park benches,
don’t know what they are taking about and are intoxicated all the time?
94,485
(This is a selection from my book Hot Naked Tits, which you can buy here.)
(This is a selection from my book Hot
Naked Tits, which you can buy here.)
94,486
And if you forget that for longer than a few minutes it’ll remind you by knocking you flat on your ass.
And if you forget that for longer than a few minutes
it’ll remind you by knocking you flat on your ass.
94,487
Latest reports state that the girl was tortured with lighter fluid being poured in her vagina, and setting it on fire.
Latest reports state that the girl was tortured with lighter fluid
being poured in her vagina, and setting it on fire.
94,488
Just blather something to yourself using the adjectives "flat, "no energy", "pussies", "hustle-less".
Just blather something to yourself using the adjectives "flat, "no
energy", "pussies", "hustle-less".
94,489
In this Motley Fool classic, former Fool Randy Befumo explains the importance of knowing and abiding by your circle of competence.
In this Motley Fool classic, former Fool Randy Befumo explains
the importance of knowing and abiding by your circle of competence.
94,490
While the official ISIS ideology rails against Western permissiveness, the daily practice of the ISIS gangs includes full-scale grotesque orgies.
While the official ISIS ideology rails against Western permissiveness, the daily
practice of the ISIS gangs includes full-scale grotesque orgies.
94,491
In denial. Irrational. Gridlocked. Detached from reality. Damaging. Socially discriminatory. Aiding criminality. Out of touch. Totally failed. Stupid.
In denial. Irrational. Gridlocked. Detached from reality. Damaging. Socially
discriminatory. Aiding criminality. Out of touch. Totally failed. Stupid.
94,492
There was another part of him though, the self-loathing English part, that said, You arrogant motherfucker.
There was another part of him though, the self-
loathing English part, that said, You arrogant motherfucker.
94,493
He’s a liar, a con-man, a corrupt businessman who built his shaky empire by cheating otherst, a racist and bigot, a misogynist who mistreats women and is charged with raping a 13-year-old girl and an incredible megalomaniac in a world where ego thrives.
He’s a liar, a con-man, a corrupt businessman who built his shaky empire by cheating otherst, a racist and bigot
, a misogynist who mistreats women and is charged with raping a 13-year-old girl and an incredible megalomaniac in a world where ego thrives.
94,494
He's also responsible for one where you can have sex with his favorite Stardew Valley character, Alex, and he built another mod that allowed Sam, Alex, and Sebastian to masturbate.
He's also responsible for one where you can have sex with his favorite Stardew Valley character,
Alex, and he built another mod that allowed Sam, Alex, and Sebastian to masturbate.
94,495
"It just sort of introduces the idea that you're in for something pretty idiotic," he said in a 2009 interview.
"It just sort of introduces the idea that you're in
for something pretty idiotic," he said in a 2009 interview.
94,496
A mother breastfeeding her baby in a Dartford park allegedly 'squirted her boobs' at a woman who asked her to move somewhere private.
A mother breastfeeding her baby in a Dartford park allegedly 'squirted her
boobs' at a woman who asked her to move somewhere private.
94,497
Or the “sponsor” of a 14-year-old (real world age 12) runaway who exchanged housing and food for the right to violate a fucking child… and got away with it because, fuck it, he drove an Equus.
Or the “sponsor” of a 14-year-old (real world age 12) runaway who exchanged housing and food for
the right to violate a fucking child… and got away with it because, fuck it, he drove an Equus.
94,498
At press time, the NCAA had released a statement saying they assumed they were already closely monitoring the university for some recruiting bullshit.
At press time, the NCAA had released a statement saying they
assumed they were already closely monitoring the university for some recruiting bullshit.
94,499
Immediately after, he mouthed a brief but insincere apology—"I'm sorry, but what the fuck"—before replacing the offensive word with another he considered something more appropriate: "What a fucking asshole."
Immediately after, he mouthed a brief but insincere apology—"I'm sorry, but what the fuck"—before replacing
the offensive word with another he considered something more appropriate: "What a fucking asshole."