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This is the kind of headline you couldn’t make up: “Gang of Muslims storm nudist pool in Germany yelling ‘Allahu Akbar’ and threatening to ‘exterminate’ women for being ‘sluts.'”
This is the kind of headline you couldn’t make up: “Gang of Muslims storm nudist pool in
Germany yelling ‘Allahu Akbar’ and threatening to ‘exterminate’ women for being ‘sluts.'”
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School teacher 'bound and gagged two dozen children, put roaches on their faces, fed them semen and took their photos'
School teacher 'bound and gagged two dozen children, put roaches
on their faces, fed them semen and took their photos'
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This is not to suggest that the asshole is some sort of miscreant unique to the urban environment.
This is not to suggest that the asshole is
some sort of miscreant unique to the urban environment.
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The Obama Administration is once again fucking with the Freedom of Information Act, this time at the Department of Defense.
The Obama Administration is once again fucking with the Freedom of
Information Act, this time at the Department of Defense.
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First things first, don’t shit where you eat, and by now you should know nothing good comes out of mixing business with pleasure.
First things first, don’t shit where you eat, and by
now you should know nothing good comes out of mixing business with pleasure.
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To the Tampa protesters who turned out to “end racist violence,” the American flag is nothing more than a “piece of sh*t.”
To the Tampa protesters who turned out to “end racist violence,”
the American flag is nothing more than a “piece of sh*t.”
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Most study participants said they didn’t even give a shit about their own study they were participating in.
Most study participants said they didn’t even give a
shit about their own study they were participating in.
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I am sorry to report that after exhaustive anecdotal use I have concluded that the new Google Maps is kind of a shit show.
I am sorry to report that after exhaustive anecdotal use I have
concluded that the new Google Maps is kind of a shit show.
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Disgruntled neighbours are righting wrongs with passive-aggressive notes complaining about loud sex, defecating dogs, wifi and loud music.
Disgruntled neighbours are righting wrongs with passive-aggressive notes complaining
about loud sex, defecating dogs, wifi and loud music.
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"Metzitzah b’peh" is the practice of sucking the blood from a just snipped foreskin in traditional Jewish circumcisions.
"Metzitzah b’peh" is the practice of sucking the
blood from a just snipped foreskin in traditional Jewish circumcisions.
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Those who say punk is dead tend to be those who wish punk were dead, either still somehow threatened by the culture or -- this is more likely -- chagrined that punks still don't give a shit what they think.
Those who say punk is dead tend to be those who wish punk were dead, either still somehow threatened by
the culture or -- this is more likely -- chagrined that punks still don't give a shit what they think.
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He added, “And you’re like, ‘Sh*t, I’m not going to get away with anything with this lady.
He added, “And you’re like, ‘Sh*t,
I’m not going to get away with anything with this lady.
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Well, look at his fucking nerd face when he finds out Dipper and Mabel are his great niece and nephew
Well, look at his fucking nerd face when he
finds out Dipper and Mabel are his great niece and nephew
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On Tuesday night, after tossing and turning for a couple hours, I said fuck it and grabbed the laptop and started typing.
On Tuesday night, after tossing and turning for a couple hours
, I said fuck it and grabbed the laptop and started typing.
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NEW YORK—Sources are confirming that a sad fucking loser, who many speculate has no friends or anyone in his life to talk to, is currently attending a 1:30 p.m. screening of the film Red 2 all by himself.
NEW YORK—Sources are confirming that a sad fucking loser, who many speculate has no friends or anyone in
his life to talk to, is currently attending a 1:30 p.m. screening of the film Red 2 all by himself.
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We would like to remind the scalpers out there that Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aime is about kicking ass and taking names.
We would like to remind the scalpers out there that Nintendo of America
president Reggie Fils-Aime is about kicking ass and taking names.
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The only way we could see a skin mag was to sneak into the homeless camp at the abandoned drive-in, brain a hobo with a log and take the porn from his lifeless corpse.
The only way we could see a skin mag was to sneak into the homeless camp at the abandoned
drive-in, brain a hobo with a log and take the porn from his lifeless corpse.
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“Whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies.
“Whores, skunk pussies, buggers,
queens, fairies, dopers, junkies.
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The vibe of their latest pieces harkens back to that classic quirky shit that is Mishka's bread and butter.
The vibe of their latest pieces harkens back to that
classic quirky shit that is Mishka's bread and butter.
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The pair had sex about 10 times until on one occasion the complainant took off the blindfold and saw Newland wearing a prosthetic penis, her breasts restrained by bandages under a swimming costume, her long hair covered by a hat.
The pair had sex about 10 times until on one occasion the complainant took off the blindfold and saw Newland wearing
a prosthetic penis, her breasts restrained by bandages under a swimming costume, her long hair covered by a hat.
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‘They said, “You’re rubbish and whatever you did before in your career was luck.”
‘They said, “You’re rubbish and whatever
you did before in your career was luck.”
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They are scumbags of the lowest order, preying on seniors and immigrants through fear and intimidation.
They are scumbags of the lowest order, preying
on seniors and immigrants through fear and intimidation.
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Notice that they call her, their white harlot, an all American girl
Notice that they call her, their
white harlot, an all American girl
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So she looks over and basically decides she’s had enough of getting stared at, and she’s wasted enough not to give a shit that she’s going to go freak out on a murderous gang leader.
So she looks over and basically decides she’s had enough of getting stared at, and she’s wasted
enough not to give a shit that she’s going to go freak out on a murderous gang leader.
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More likely, the rail caused a jolt through his fingers and penis, causing him to fall on the rail.
More likely, the rail caused a jolt through his fingers
and penis, causing him to fall on the rail.
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Woke up at 5 AM to that goddamn alarm clock (“Crickets”) and would have gone back to bed, had the g/f not immediately said “You can do it.”
Woke up at 5 AM to that goddamn alarm clock (“Crickets”) and would have gone
back to bed, had the g/f not immediately said “You can do it.”
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"Americans are slow and dim and dumb, and they need extra time," Maher said.
"Americans are slow and dim and dumb,
and they need extra time," Maher said.
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Unsurprisingly, the idea of vaginal performance has left more than a few people with their mouths agape.
Unsurprisingly, the idea of vaginal performance has left
more than a few people with their mouths agape.
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Cunnilingus, the technical term for performing oral sex on a woman, can be incredibly intimate.
Cunnilingus, the technical term for performing oral sex
on a woman, can be incredibly intimate.
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I came walking out with a 12pk of PBR and handed it to him figuring he'd thank me and I'd leave satisfied that I did good for someone else that day... he pushed it back at me and said " Nah man... not that shit!
I came walking out with a 12pk of PBR and handed it to him figuring he'd thank me and I'd leave satisfied that
I did good for someone else that day... he pushed it back at me and said " Nah man... not that shit!
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Godfatherofsoul 6/10/2009 9:47:58 AM WHAT THE fck, WOW. permalink | report abuse
Godfatherofsoul 6/10/2009 9:47:58 AM WHAT THE fck
, WOW. permalink | report abuse
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Sure some of which are treasured possessions I would never dare to part with, most is a myriad of malarkey, tsotchkes of triviality, craploads of well, crap.
Sure some of which are treasured possessions I would never dare to part with, most
is a myriad of malarkey, tsotchkes of triviality, craploads of well, crap.
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Exhaling, you and your wife fall onto the bed and kiss and the tree-leaves pattern polka-dots onto skin and you think, Dammit, this is what life should be about.
Exhaling, you and your wife fall onto the bed and kiss and the tree-leaves pattern
polka-dots onto skin and you think, Dammit, this is what life should be about.
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Dealing with jerks on Twitter is a part of the "visible personality" game, and Goldberg failed at handling himself like any sort of professional.
Dealing with jerks on Twitter is a part of the "visible personality"
game, and Goldberg failed at handling himself like any sort of professional.
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Ask many stupid questions and make sure they answer every question you have.
Ask many stupid questions and make sure
they answer every question you have.
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You’ll be glad to know that learning how to give a great blowjob is super easy, and this in-depth guide is going to show you how.
You’ll be glad to know that learning how to give a great blowjob is
super easy, and this in-depth guide is going to show you how.
94,336
Cudi changed the words in his 2009 song “Pursuit Of Happiness” to “suck my dick” to let the crowd know of his disapproval of their behavior while they were biding time until Outkast began.
Cudi changed the words in his 2009 song “Pursuit Of Happiness” to “suck my dick”
to let the crowd know of his disapproval of their behavior while they were biding time until Outkast began.
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“Look what that shit did to our neighborhood,” Mena says on the video.
“Look what that shit did to our
neighborhood,” Mena says on the video.
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As four other men watched, a fifth, the rapist put a gun into her mouth and threatened to shoot her.
As four other men watched, a fifth, the rapist
put a gun into her mouth and threatened to shoot her.
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Belfast teen Darren Fu tortured and raped musician pal BelfastTelegraph.co.uk This is the baby-faced musician who tortured and sexually abused a friend in a drug-fuelled ordeal. https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/belfast-teen-darren-fu-tortured-and-raped-musician-pal-34457349.html https://www.belfastte...
Belfast teen Darren Fu tortured and raped musician pal BelfastTelegraph.co.uk This is the baby-faced
musician who tortured and sexually abused a friend in a drug-fuelled ordeal. https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/belfast-teen-darren-fu-tortured-and-raped-musician-pal-34457349.html https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/incoming/article34457335.ece/32d95/AUTOCROP/h342/fu3.jpg
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A lot of shit can go down during a game which can leave you feeling like you didn’t do a good job.
A lot of shit can go down during a game which can
leave you feeling like you didn’t do a good job.
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America Fixates On 500 Assholes Instead Of Healing Its Own Institutional Racism
America Fixates On 500 Assholes Instead
Of Healing Its Own Institutional Racism
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You see, I'm gay for the same reason I like the colour blue, love the smell of woodsmoke and hate beetroot.
You see, I'm gay for the same reason I like
the colour blue, love the smell of woodsmoke and hate beetroot.
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Let me tell you something about us food scribes: Never underestimate the shit we’ll stuff in our mouths.
Let me tell you something about us food scribes:
Never underestimate the shit we’ll stuff in our mouths.
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Rick Glazier (D) pointed to anecdotal evidence of discrimination reported in the distant past such as jurors’ comments to “let’s kill the nigger” or “blacks value life less.”
Rick Glazier (D) pointed to anecdotal evidence of discrimination reported in the distant past such as
jurors’ comments to “let’s kill the nigger” or “blacks value life less.”
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Why is she weaseling on the retirement age? ---------- Forwarded message ---------- This is more Bernie bullshit.
Why is she weaseling on the retirement age?
---------- Forwarded message ---------- This is more Bernie bullshit.
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They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear.
They butt into your life, take a
cheap shot at you and then disappear.
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It was long–long as shit, if you want to know the truth–but the Magny-Gastelum fight itself wasn’t half bad.
It was long–long as shit, if you want to know the
truth–but the Magny-Gastelum fight itself wasn’t half bad.
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Probably just the stupid is not afraid but someone has to do this.”
Probably just the stupid is not afraid
but someone has to do this.”
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James McGill, of Englewood, punched his wife, tried to strangle her with a power cord, beat her with a laptop and threatened her with a knife.
James McGill, of Englewood, punched his wife, tried to strangle her with
a power cord, beat her with a laptop and threatened her with a knife.
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"I used to pride myself on being strong-minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look.
"I used to pride myself on being strong-minded and
not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look.
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You know, I don’t know about everyone else but I’ve had just about enough of this shit.
You know, I don’t know about everyone else
but I’ve had just about enough of this shit.
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I'd gladly walk side-by-side with Klansmen and Nazi's before I'd associate with these delusional fucking idiots.
I'd gladly walk side-by-side with Klansmen and
Nazi's before I'd associate with these delusional fucking idiots.
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When you chastise your mother for being a meth addict you are bound to get punished.
When you chastise your mother for being a
meth addict you are bound to get punished.
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"You forcibly kissed me without my consent, grabbed my breasts while I was sleeping and had someone take a photo of you doing it, knowing I would see it later, and be ashamed."
"You forcibly kissed me without my consent, grabbed my breasts while I was sleeping and had someone
take a photo of you doing it, knowing I would see it later, and be ashamed."
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Note: This article touches on slut shaming, body shaming, homophobia, and ableism.
Note: This article touches on slut shaming
, body shaming, homophobia, and ableism.
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So today we’re going to talk about playing hands that aren’t shit, which hands are the least shit, when you should play what kind of shit, and how much shit your shit is worth (i.e. whether you should limp, raise, re-raise, etc).
So today we’re going to talk about playing hands that aren’t shit, which hands are the least shit, when you should play what
kind of shit, and how much shit your shit is worth (i.e. whether you should limp, raise, re-raise, etc).
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Payday lenders are awful, horrible scum who prey on the desperation of the working class.
Payday lenders are awful, horrible scum who
prey on the desperation of the working class.
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My privilege is having my girlfriend and I being threatened to be murdered by my shitty ex girlfriend, and the cops doing nothing about it.
My privilege is having my girlfriend and I being threatened to be murdered
by my shitty ex girlfriend, and the cops doing nothing about it.
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Andrews Air Force Base, Maryland: Reports and photos from around the globe show Air Force One drawing large penises in the sky whenever President Trump is on board.
Andrews Air Force Base, Maryland: Reports and photos from around the globe show
Air Force One drawing large penises in the sky whenever President Trump is on board.
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The first big October surprise was a 2005 hot mic recording of Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women “by the pussy,” aggressively kissing them and getting away with it because he’s a star.
The first big October surprise was a 2005 hot mic recording of Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women “
by the pussy,” aggressively kissing them and getting away with it because he’s a star.
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Vitter is famous mostly for sleeping with prostitutes and then just not resigning over it, even after everyone in the world heard the terrible rumor that he's a diaper fetishist.
Vitter is famous mostly for sleeping with prostitutes and then just not resigning over it,
even after everyone in the world heard the terrible rumor that he's a diaper fetishist.
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Vet this goddamn seagull for Hillary's VP pic.twitter.com/bMYjhmhsmh — Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) June 23, 2016
Vet this goddamn seagull for Hillary's VP pic.twitter.com/bMYjhmhsmh
— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) June 23, 2016
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So their husbands would listen to really cool shit from the ‘50s and ‘60s.
So their husbands would listen to really cool
shit from the ‘50s and ‘60s.
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Their product looks like a dick and is likely made from the most unmentionable mechanically separated animal parts.
Their product looks like a dick and is likely
made from the most unmentionable mechanically separated animal parts.
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But that’s for a reason…cause they’re are fucking insane and pretty much one of the main things wrong with the world.
But that’s for a reason…cause they’re are fucking insane
and pretty much one of the main things wrong with the world.
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I wouldn’t have time because if I were in the White House, I’d be working my ass off.”
I wouldn’t have time because if I were in the
White House, I’d be working my ass off.”
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This lunatic has become a world bogeyman by kidnapping the school girls, gleefully prancing in front of TV cameras, and vowing to sell them into marital slavery.
This lunatic has become a world bogeyman by kidnapping the school girls, gleefully prancing
in front of TV cameras, and vowing to sell them into marital slavery.
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Music: it’s been around since the dawn of time, or at least since monkeys started using their arse cheeks as bongos for the first time ever.
Music: it’s been around since the dawn of time, or at least
since monkeys started using their arse cheeks as bongos for the first time ever.
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“You’re a rat,” a Black Disciple said to one of the Gangster Disciples who he believed had given the police information about him.
“You’re a rat,” a Black Disciple said to one of
the Gangster Disciples who he believed had given the police information about him.
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It's shitty to act like women owe you attention and/or genital touching simply because you're noble enough to refrain from being an abusive dick-monster.
It's shitty to act like women owe you attention and/or genital touching simply
because you're noble enough to refrain from being an abusive dick-monster.
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Half got a nicotine patch of 15 mg per day for six months; the other poor bastards got a placebo.
Half got a nicotine patch of 15 mg per day for
six months; the other poor bastards got a placebo.
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I am deeply ashamed of my micropenis, and that is largely because of things I hear women say about it.
I am deeply ashamed of my micropenis, and that is
largely because of things I hear women say about it.
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MEDFORD -- Jurors spent only about an hour deliberating before convicting an Oregon woman of killing two handymen and feeding their corpses to her pigs.
MEDFORD -- Jurors spent only about an hour deliberating before convicting an Oregon
woman of killing two handymen and feeding their corpses to her pigs.
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Only they pulled the pages away after the first draft/shit stain.
Only they pulled the pages away after
the first draft/shit stain.
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REUTERS/Eric Thayer Editor's note: This post originally appeared on The Two-Bit Idiot.
REUTERS/Eric Thayer Editor's note: This
post originally appeared on The Two-Bit Idiot.
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DeHaan kicked ass as Jesse on In Treatment this season, so I’m thrilled to see him get another high-profile gig.
DeHaan kicked ass as Jesse on In Treatment this season, so
I’m thrilled to see him get another high-profile gig.
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The publisher describes "Go the F*** to Sleep" as "profane, affectionate, and radically honest."
The publisher describes "Go the F*** to Sleep
" as "profane, affectionate, and radically honest."
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Claim: In a talking Lion King book, Rafiki chants, “Squashed bananas up your arse.”
Claim: In a talking Lion King book, Rafiki
chants, “Squashed bananas up your arse.”
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2:30 Sex or masturbation before a workout depletes testosterone/energy levels and kills your gains.
2:30 Sex or masturbation before a workout depletes
testosterone/energy levels and kills your gains.
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FLOTUS Sends Out Well Wishes to Hurricane Irma Victims – Disgusting Liberals Trash Her
FLOTUS Sends Out Well Wishes to Hurricane
Irma Victims – Disgusting Liberals Trash Her
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On the face of it, Jersey Shore is a reality show in which some tanned, whooping idiots live in a beach house for a month: a splice of Big Brother and Ibiza Uncovered featuring a uniformly unlikable bunch of infuriating, loud, over-confident pillocks.
On the face of it, Jersey Shore is a reality show in which some tanned, whooping idiots live in a beach house for
a month: a splice of Big Brother and Ibiza Uncovered featuring a uniformly unlikable bunch of infuriating, loud, over-confident pillocks.
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He took her into their bathroom, forced her to drink bleach and grabbed her neck so hard she thought she was going to die.
He took her into their bathroom, forced her to drink bleach and
grabbed her neck so hard she thought she was going to die.
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In June, Four Tet called the service a “a total slice of shit” after it removed a track he had uploaded because it contained “copyrighted content.”
In June, Four Tet called the service a “a total slice of shit”
after it removed a track he had uploaded because it contained “copyrighted content.”
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Donald Trump opened the Republican debate on Mar. 3 by talking about his penis size.
Donald Trump opened the Republican debate on Mar.
3 by talking about his penis size.
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“Islamophobia: a word created by fascists and used by cowards to manipulate morons.”
“Islamophobia: a word created by fascists
and used by cowards to manipulate morons.”
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Stupid Dream is the fifth studio album by British progressive rock band Porcupine Tree.
Stupid Dream is the fifth studio album
by British progressive rock band Porcupine Tree.
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Army nurse responsible for the snip accidentally severed the small membrane between her genitals, therein the cause for the farts, as well as leaving Herbst subject to permanent reproductive and digestive deficiencies.
Army nurse responsible for the snip accidentally severed the small membrane between her genitals, therein the
cause for the farts, as well as leaving Herbst subject to permanent reproductive and digestive deficiencies.
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Sometimes my stereotypes are wrong, sometimes they’re right, but as long as I can keep playing my favorite hobby, I don’t give a shit!
Sometimes my stereotypes are wrong, sometimes they’re right, but as long as
I can keep playing my favorite hobby, I don’t give a shit!
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If they bite you, you get sick and die (or, if you're lucky, just lose a limb), then you return as one of them, moving and behaving in the same way they all do.
If they bite you, you get sick and die (or, if you're lucky, just lose a
limb), then you return as one of them, moving and behaving in the same way they all do.
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I immediately realize what an ass I am for having written my Santa about it, and I hope you forgive me, Santa.
I immediately realize what an ass I am for having written my
Santa about it, and I hope you forgive me, Santa.
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Comfyballs means only one thing - that a man’s testicles, or ‘balls,’ will be comfortable in the applicant’s undergarments.
Comfyballs means only one thing - that a man’s testicles, or
‘balls,’ will be comfortable in the applicant’s undergarments.
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He also joked that being molested had made him good at oral sex.
He also joked that being molested had
made him good at oral sex.
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This went on for two days, until one midwife informed me that, due to the shape of my nipples, pumping would be my only option.
This went on for two days, until one midwife informed me that,
due to the shape of my nipples, pumping would be my only option.
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Cuz it's basically the same shit dressed up in a different color pattern.
Cuz it's basically the same shit
dressed up in a different color pattern.
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or better yet, buy copies now then gift them later when its back at full price so you dont look like a cheap ass!
or better yet, buy copies now then gift them later when its
back at full price so you dont look like a cheap ass!
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Mediate announced “BYU Implores Students To Report Masturbating Friends.”
Mediate announced “BYU Implores Students
To Report Masturbating Friends.”
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Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump harshly criticized O’Malley’s apology, saying, “He apologized like a little baby, like a disgusting, little, weak, pathetic baby.
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump harshly criticized O’Malley’s apology, saying, “He apologized
like a little baby, like a disgusting, little, weak, pathetic baby.
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“What they did was make my piece of shit sound exceptionally awesome, which is great.
“What they did was make my piece of
shit sound exceptionally awesome, which is great.
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Even her fans tend to admit that she frequently comes across as an unpleasant person, if not a shrill and shrewish wife with a serious case of Resting Bitch Face.
Even her fans tend to admit that she frequently comes across as an unpleasant person,
if not a shrill and shrewish wife with a serious case of Resting Bitch Face.