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People who have been pushing for energy policies for people that we know will kill them.
People who have been pushing for energy policies
for people that we know will kill them.
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Birdie beat out Photoshop hero Sevelyn Gat, the pussy leader of a gang of Chihuahuas and my current favorite rapper CupcaKke!
Birdie beat out Photoshop hero Sevelyn Gat, the pussy leader
of a gang of Chihuahuas and my current favorite rapper CupcaKke!
94,202
For the past few years, Bethesda has kicked some serious ass with their E3 showings.
For the past few years, Bethesda has
kicked some serious ass with their E3 showings.
94,203
Talking, pressuring or coercing your girl into anal isn't effective.
Talking, pressuring or coercing your
girl into anal isn't effective.
94,204
The attackers, most of whom appear to have been juveniles, were uttering cries like “a Jew is a soul, an Arab is a son of a whore” and the all-time crowd pleaser, “Death to Arabs.”
The attackers, most of whom appear to have been juveniles, were uttering cries like “a Jew is a soul,
an Arab is a son of a whore” and the all-time crowd pleaser, “Death to Arabs.”
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“It basically caused frostbite on his penis, which eventually caused gangrene,” Jones said.
“It basically caused frostbite on his penis,
which eventually caused gangrene,” Jones said.
94,206
Hassan Whiteside will be a pain in the ass for any team to deal with.
Hassan Whiteside will be a pain in the
ass for any team to deal with.
94,207
One clip allegedly showed Johns "attempting to get one of the dogs to penetrate her vagina with his erect penis."
One clip allegedly showed Johns "attempting to get one of
the dogs to penetrate her vagina with his erect penis."
94,208
St. Cloud man loses penis in industrial accident, files lawsuit against Orlando company
St. Cloud man loses penis in industrial
accident, files lawsuit against Orlando company
94,209
Unsurprisingly, they were incredibly racist and here is ALL the racist shit we spotted.
Unsurprisingly, they were incredibly racist and here
is ALL the racist shit we spotted.
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But would you believe that, six months ago, I would have considered this shit exciting?
But would you believe that, six months ago
, I would have considered this shit exciting?
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their debts which is as we all know what governments do all the time; in other words, all the unoriginal, mindless, boring, embarrassing, childish, dumb-ass Keynesian nonsense that many of us, myself included, were taught and swallowed at face value in undergraduate economics.
their debts which is as we all know what governments do all the time; in other words, all the unoriginal, mindless, boring,
embarrassing, childish, dumb-ass Keynesian nonsense that many of us, myself included, were taught and swallowed at face value in undergraduate economics.
94,212
This past November, we told you about Eric Brandt, who frequently rides his bicycle in Westminster while displaying a giant hand, complete with extended middle finger, that's emblazoned with the phrase "FUCK COPS."
This past November, we told you about Eric Brandt, who frequently rides his bicycle in Westminster while displaying
a giant hand, complete with extended middle finger, that's emblazoned with the phrase "FUCK COPS."
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And they invented it for their own convenience on the excuse that cyclists were too dumb.
And they invented it for their own convenience
on the excuse that cyclists were too dumb.
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But, still, I am respectfully going to call bullshit on Lovato’s answer.
But, still, I am respectfully going
to call bullshit on Lovato’s answer.
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Commerford said Trump supporters could make things right if they would just say, “‘I f*cked up.'”
Commerford said Trump supporters could make things right if they would
just say, “‘I f*cked up.'”
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“For instance, black women subsumed under ‘black,’ equated with male, or ‘feminist’ equated with white women.”
“For instance, black women subsumed under ‘black,’ equated
with male, or ‘feminist’ equated with white women.”
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OH MY FREAKING DOG THAT’S RIGHT - now you’ll be able to create YOUR own dog in BSP and play as them as the main character!!!
OH MY FREAKING DOG THAT’S RIGHT - now you’ll be able to create
YOUR own dog in BSP and play as them as the main character!!!
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Blacks are much more downbeat than whites about the pace of progress toward a color-blind society.
Blacks are much more downbeat than whites about the
pace of progress toward a color-blind society.
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“Let me see your f****g key,” grunted Saratoga County, New York Sheriff’s Deputy Shawn Glans at Colin Fitch during a nighttime encounter in a parking lot.
“Let me see your f****g key,” grunted Saratoga County, New York Sheriff
’s Deputy Shawn Glans at Colin Fitch during a nighttime encounter in a parking lot.
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Anyone can buy a .porn, and .sucks website starting June 1st, so brands are trying to scoop them up before the Internet trolls do.
Anyone can buy a .porn, and .sucks website starting June 1st,
so brands are trying to scoop them up before the Internet trolls do.
94,221
Negro-geddon is essentially a form of Black spontaneous combustion leading to a Black riot.
Negro-geddon is essentially a form of
Black spontaneous combustion leading to a Black riot.
94,222
One of the nurses reported that one of the children had a maggot crawl out of her genitals.
One of the nurses reported that one of the
children had a maggot crawl out of her genitals.
94,223
· Here's the Mindblowing Plan to Un-Fuck LAX Transportation [Curbed LA]
· Here's the Mindblowing Plan to Un
-Fuck LAX Transportation [Curbed LA]
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He then reportedly used it to pay his young Moroccan lover for sex.
He then reportedly used it to pay
his young Moroccan lover for sex.
94,225
Only two things brought me joy: listening to a coworker of mine who used to be in porn tell me about the weirdest dicks she ever saw, and watching the San Diego Chargers play football on Sunday afternoons.
Only two things brought me joy: listening to a coworker of mine who used to be in porn tell
me about the weirdest dicks she ever saw, and watching the San Diego Chargers play football on Sunday afternoons.
94,226
Quote: “Just saw Avengers for the third time this month, Josh Wheebun is the fucking man, bro!”
Quote: “Just saw Avengers for the third time this
month, Josh Wheebun is the fucking man, bro!”
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But then, invariably, I turn on the news and shit gets even spookier.
But then, invariably, I turn on
the news and shit gets even spookier.
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Mike Butera thinks that’s bullshit–at least when it comes to playing music.
Mike Butera thinks that’s bullshit–at
least when it comes to playing music.
94,229
There is no blood residue in the eye socket or in the anal area, or even on the ground.
There is no blood residue in the eye socket or
in the anal area, or even on the ground.
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Gentlemen look away: Angler snares deadly fish that killed two men by biting off their testicles
Gentlemen look away: Angler snares deadly fish
that killed two men by biting off their testicles
94,231
"Set in a world of over-the-top violence, crazy PowerUps and non-stop laughs, you play against a bunch of complete crazies in twisted automotive killing machines whose aim is purely to maim you.
"Set in a world of over-the-top violence, crazy PowerUps and non-stop laughs,
you play against a bunch of complete crazies in twisted automotive killing machines whose aim is purely to maim you.
94,232
The Atlantic, King of the Stupid Headlines, is running a much-discussed article called “Women Still Can’t Have it All.”
The Atlantic, King of the Stupid Headlines, is running a much
-discussed article called “Women Still Can’t Have it All.”
94,233
Here’s some makeup to help you look fuckable this season (but not too fuckable):
Here’s some makeup to help you look fuckable
this season (but not too fuckable):
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The host of Fuck, That's Delicious stopped by GQ to wax poetic about his culinary adventures—including the one thing he won't eat.
The host of Fuck, That's Delicious stopped by GQ to wax poetic
about his culinary adventures—including the one thing he won't eat.
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PIERS MORGAN, HOST: You called me in the break a sexist, misogynist pig.
PIERS MORGAN, HOST: You called me
in the break a sexist, misogynist pig.
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It sure doesn't feel like it's been that long, but then I remembered that the last time I shopped at a Blockbuster Video was in 2010 and realized that time doesn't really give a shit how long ago you think something was.
It sure doesn't feel like it's been that long, but then I remembered that the last time I shopped at
a Blockbuster Video was in 2010 and realized that time doesn't really give a shit how long ago you think something was.
94,237
Caller to Jon Faine 774 today said Hitler got it right when he exterminated gays.
Caller to Jon Faine 774 today said Hitler
got it right when he exterminated gays.
94,238
PATHETIC: Norwegian socialist politician raped by Somali migrant 'feels guilty' for his rapist's deportation
PATHETIC: Norwegian socialist politician raped by Somali migrant
'feels guilty' for his rapist's deportation
94,239
Spotted by Pigeons & Planes, a video of La Flame shows him listing the items of the collection, which includes "pillows, motherfuckin' comforters, tees, hoodies, jackets, du-rags, socks, underwear, condoms, toilet tissue, toothbrush..."
Spotted by Pigeons & Planes, a video of La Flame shows him listing the items of the collection, which includes "pillows,
motherfuckin' comforters, tees, hoodies, jackets, du-rags, socks, underwear, condoms, toilet tissue, toothbrush..."
94,240
Your cock will be flexing and ready to cum just watching this beautiful teen touch her moist excited self.
Your cock will be flexing and ready to cum just
watching this beautiful teen touch her moist excited self.
94,241
This website features numerous tried and tested recipes that if consumed can dramatically change the way that your semen or vagina tastes.
This website features numerous tried and tested recipes that if consumed
can dramatically change the way that your semen or vagina tastes.
94,242
Herren responded to a Facebook post praising First Lady Michelle Obama with the statement: “Monkey face and poor ebonic English!!!
Herren responded to a Facebook post praising First Lady Michelle Obama with
the statement: “Monkey face and poor ebonic English!!!
94,243
Besieged by jealousy, others have resorted to aggressive statements: “I’m going to punch her in the face.
Besieged by jealousy, others have resorted to aggressive statements:
“I’m going to punch her in the face.
94,244
Their text messages include constant use of the word “nigger,” including at least one mention of “killing niggers.”
Their text messages include constant use of the word “nigger,
” including at least one mention of “killing niggers.”
94,245
For those of you who don’t have Facebook, RuRoC (that’s how they spell it) is a UK-based manufacturer of the dumbest shit you will ever see.
For those of you who don’t have Facebook, RuRoC (that’s how they spell
it) is a UK-based manufacturer of the dumbest shit you will ever see.
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"Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man intimately.
"Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones
, and kill every woman who has known man intimately.
94,247
The Spanish striker suffered a broken leg playing in a stupid tournament that nobody cares about and now faces 6 months on the sidelines.
The Spanish striker suffered a broken leg playing in a stupid tournament
that nobody cares about and now faces 6 months on the sidelines.
94,248
Only “dumbasses” in the Tea Party movement question President Barack Obama’s citizenship, according to one Republican Senate candidate in Colorado.
Only “dumbasses” in the Tea Party movement question President Barack
Obama’s citizenship, according to one Republican Senate candidate in Colorado.
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Make sure you pick one with a bunch of stupid tatoos across his face or something, dont just pick the first lettuce picker you see, make sure it is a well thought out attack.
Make sure you pick one with a bunch of stupid tatoos across his face or something, dont
just pick the first lettuce picker you see, make sure it is a well thought out attack.
94,250
“The reason why I said you were so arrogant is because you came into our dressing room, and you took a crap, and left the stench in the room,” she said.
“The reason why I said you were so arrogant is because you came into our dressing room
, and you took a crap, and left the stench in the room,” she said.
94,251
Blizzard’s classic games group is kicking all sorts of ancient ass these days.
Blizzard’s classic games group is kicking
all sorts of ancient ass these days.
94,252
Honestly, the “shut up, bitch” tweets don’t even get to me anymore.
Honestly, the “shut up, bitch”
tweets don’t even get to me anymore.
94,253
In the coming years, he plans to continue with hormone therapy and proceed to the surgical removal of his breasts, as well as possibly altering his labia and masculinizing his clitoris.
In the coming years, he plans to continue with hormone therapy and proceed to the surgical
removal of his breasts, as well as possibly altering his labia and masculinizing his clitoris.
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But this sucker came in a sometime last month and I’ve been itching to build it.
But this sucker came in a sometime last month
and I’ve been itching to build it.
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The pamphlets contained phrases like “I will rape you with a lamp” and photos of band members as “people with dicks in their mouths.”
The pamphlets contained phrases like “I will rape you with a lamp”
and photos of band members as “people with dicks in their mouths.”
94,256
Heads up folks, when the black screen credits roll, go have a crap, shave, shower and put the kettle on because these credits are ridiculous, stupid long, an insane amount of sloooooow scrolling names.
Heads up folks, when the black screen credits roll, go have a crap, shave, shower and
put the kettle on because these credits are ridiculous, stupid long, an insane amount of sloooooow scrolling names.
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The woman bows her head as the masked enforcer stands behind her ready to whip her bacl
The woman bows her head as the masked
enforcer stands behind her ready to whip her bacl
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(Actually I positively recommend wordfiltering ‘fuck’ to 'rumpy pumpy’, I feel it will make your entire internet experience measurably more hilarious.)
(Actually I positively recommend wordfiltering ‘fuck’ to 'rumpy pumpy’
, I feel it will make your entire internet experience measurably more hilarious.)
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Opponents were portrayed as alternately stupid, dishonest or heartless.
Opponents were portrayed as alternately
stupid, dishonest or heartless.
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“We know Manchester City are going to spend fortunes, pay stupid money and silly salaries.
“We know Manchester City are going to spend
fortunes, pay stupid money and silly salaries.
94,261
I often wonder if PETA exists solely to be a bunch of assholes while pretending to “care” about animals.
I often wonder if PETA exists solely to be a bunch
of assholes while pretending to “care” about animals.
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Only 'stupid' people, or fools, would think that it is bad, We have enough problems around the world without yet another one.
Only 'stupid' people, or fools, would think that it is
bad, We have enough problems around the world without yet another one.
94,263
For the Clinton camp, this aura of secrecy once again bit them in the butt.
For the Clinton camp, this aura of
secrecy once again bit them in the butt.
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Unfortunately, he is also an ignorant buffoon with no greater understanding of international relations than the average Moscow prostitute, of which he has known many.”
Unfortunately, he is also an ignorant buffoon with no greater understanding of international
relations than the average Moscow prostitute, of which he has known many.”
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See who’s ready to meet you, willing, and able to share new experiences using our free fuck site now.
See who’s ready to meet you, willing, and
able to share new experiences using our free fuck site now.
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He shit blood, lost part of his vision, and spent most of his days in a dark, drunken purgatory.
He shit blood, lost part of his vision, and
spent most of his days in a dark, drunken purgatory.
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It’s better in that it’s much more inspiring than the alternative, which is slowly slogging through a shitty first draft.
It’s better in that it’s much more inspiring than the
alternative, which is slowly slogging through a shitty first draft.
94,268
You don’t get to use our words to try to justify yourself to other FA people, any more than you get to use Your Gay Best Friend saying it’s ok to use the words faggot and dyke to tell me I shouldn’t have a problem with straight people saying those words.
You don’t get to use our words to try to justify yourself to other FA people, any more than you get to use Your Gay Best
Friend saying it’s ok to use the words faggot and dyke to tell me I shouldn’t have a problem with straight people saying those words.
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The cabbie then drives away yelling: “Yeah bollocks, I hope you die.”
The cabbie then drives away yelling: “
Yeah bollocks, I hope you die.”
94,270
William and Colton Fears allegedly yelled, “I’m going to fucking kill you” and “shoot them.”
William and Colton Fears allegedly yelled, “I’m going
to fucking kill you” and “shoot them.”
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This Corvette Butt Transplant Finally Happened: C5 with C7 Rear Fascia
This Corvette Butt Transplant Finally Happened
: C5 with C7 Rear Fascia
94,272
Among other things, Winner has called Trump a "piece of shit," and in February, she tweeted that "the most dangerous entry to this country was the orange fascist we let into the white house."
Among other things, Winner has called Trump a "piece of shit," and in February, she tweeted
that "the most dangerous entry to this country was the orange fascist we let into the white house."
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Persistent vaginal discharge that is blood stained or smells unpleasant
Persistent vaginal discharge that is
blood stained or smells unpleasant
94,274
She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard.
She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina
erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard.
94,275
Lame duck Mayor Ed Murray, facing a lawsuit related to accusations of child sexual abuse, was quick to embrace the opportunity to side with the fascists.
Lame duck Mayor Ed Murray, facing a lawsuit related to accusations of child
sexual abuse, was quick to embrace the opportunity to side with the fascists.
94,276
He co-hosts the controversial series Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, which has been nominated for sixteen Emmy Awards.
He co-hosts the controversial series Penn & Teller:
Bullshit!, which has been nominated for sixteen Emmy Awards.
94,277
But have you heard of the carnivorous penis-shaped worm known as Ottoia prolifica?
But have you heard of the carnivorous penis
-shaped worm known as Ottoia prolifica?
94,278
"Say whatever you want to say, don't give a fuck what nobody thinks."
"Say whatever you want to say, do
n't give a fuck what nobody thinks."
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So, for you, and any other little boys out there, here are nine things you should know about your penis.
So, for you, and any other little boys out there
, here are nine things you should know about your penis.
94,280
Allard is the most shameless of the shameless, a professional divorcée who plies her trade by repeatedly humiliating her sons in print.
Allard is the most shameless of the shameless, a professional divorcée
who plies her trade by repeatedly humiliating her sons in print.
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"Just 30 solid years of just partying too f****ing hard," Harrelson said.
"Just 30 solid years of just partying
too f****ing hard," Harrelson said.
94,282
What makes Holmes impressive is that he outthinks smart people, not that he outthinks stupid people.)
What makes Holmes impressive is that he outthinks smart
people, not that he outthinks stupid people.)
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He himself has said that he is gay, gay is not the Peruvian word, the word is [faggot].’
He himself has said that he is gay, gay is not
the Peruvian word, the word is [faggot].’
94,284
On the contrary, the Dirk Diggler of the animal kingdom has a penis up to 50 times it's body length - making it the world's largest penis, relative to size.
On the contrary, the Dirk Diggler of the animal kingdom has a penis up to 50
times it's body length - making it the world's largest penis, relative to size.
94,285
I tell them, ‘Get their heads out of their butt, get focused and put America first!'”
I tell them, ‘Get their heads out of their
butt, get focused and put America first!'”
94,286
Whether a temporary asshole or a full-blown troll, the internet makes it easy to become any kind of jerk.
Whether a temporary asshole or a full-blown troll,
the internet makes it easy to become any kind of jerk.
94,287
This is the Colosseum of arse-kicking, an arena where huge numbers of arses are kicked with a gigantic boot, and then there's some more arse-kicking to follow.
This is the Colosseum of arse-kicking, an arena where huge numbers of arses are
kicked with a gigantic boot, and then there's some more arse-kicking to follow.
94,288
Riggs denied having sex with any USF student besides his wife, Hannah Prince, whom he met while she was his student.
Riggs denied having sex with any USF student besides his wife,
Hannah Prince, whom he met while she was his student.
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However, if he does ink “Cyborg” to a deal, he wants you to shut your damn pie-holes.
However, if he does ink “Cyborg” to a deal
, he wants you to shut your damn pie-holes.
94,290
Slut: a word we toss around to condemn females who dare have power over their own bodily choices and experiences.
Slut: a word we toss around to condemn females who
dare have power over their own bodily choices and experiences.
94,291
Cory Evans was pulled over after the driver reported that he “slowed when the semi-truck slowed and sped up when the semi-truck accelerated” while masturbating.
Cory Evans was pulled over after the driver reported that he “slowed when the semi
-truck slowed and sped up when the semi-truck accelerated” while masturbating.
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they're totally the fucking skeksis. i mean, evil, power-hungry, hateful. you get the point, i'm sure.so, then who are the mystics?
they're totally the fucking skeksis. i mean, evil, power-hungry,
hateful. you get the point, i'm sure.so, then who are the mystics?
94,293
If you already hate entertainment news, prepare to spend the next two weeks being inundated with even more bullshit than normal.
If you already hate entertainment news, prepare to spend the
next two weeks being inundated with even more bullshit than normal.
94,294
(“I’m a gangsta Crip, fuck gangsta rap,” he says on “Norf Norf,” the single that’s become his calling card.)
(“I’m a gangsta Crip, fuck gangsta rap,” he says
on “Norf Norf,” the single that’s become his calling card.)
94,295
Description: Sort reaction to Getting caught Fucking over the Russians for space and moons!
Description: Sort reaction to Getting caught Fucking
over the Russians for space and moons!
94,296
Adi Shankar, producer of Netflix’s Castlevania series promises us it’ll be ‘the best fucking video game adaptation ever made’, it’s hard not to be skeptical.
Adi Shankar, producer of Netflix’s Castlevania series promises us it’ll be ‘the
best fucking video game adaptation ever made’, it’s hard not to be skeptical.
94,297
So if you can’t draw people with your biggest babyface than why not go with the top heel that fans want to see get his butt kicked?
So if you can’t draw people with your biggest babyface than why not
go with the top heel that fans want to see get his butt kicked?
94,298
Zaloom's site is packed full of snarky, sweary attacks on the comprehensive, which he described as a "fucking disgrace".
Zaloom's site is packed full of snarky, sweary attacks on
the comprehensive, which he described as a "fucking disgrace".
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"Get out of my car," the man yells as he approaches the women, who shouts back, "You're gonna pay for my shit!"
"Get out of my car," the man yells as he approaches the women
, who shouts back, "You're gonna pay for my shit!"