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On Lawrence O'Donnell last night, Warren was in vintage form as she hit back against this bullshit.
On Lawrence O'Donnell last night, Warren was in
vintage form as she hit back against this bullshit.
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All of the opinions and views expressed here in are mine and mine alone...and that sucks.
All of the opinions and views expressed here in
are mine and mine alone...and that sucks.
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The “Paranoid As F*ck” High Logo/ giphy.com No one’s coming for you, girl.
The “Paranoid As F*ck” High Logo/ giphy.com
No one’s coming for you, girl.
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I was dubbed “the Internet’s worst boyfriend” (which is kind of growing on me) and called a “sandwich whore” (guilty as charged).
I was dubbed “the Internet’s worst boyfriend” (which is kind of growing
on me) and called a “sandwich whore” (guilty as charged).
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“One minute we’re just standing around with our tools, the next we’ve accidentally constructed a thousand shitty dog boxes,” one developer said.
“One minute we’re just standing around with our tools, the next
we’ve accidentally constructed a thousand shitty dog boxes,” one developer said.
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In a statement, he said he had meant "foolish and silly children".
In a statement, he said he had
meant "foolish and silly children".
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If you own, say, a Ford Windstar, nobody assumes that you know shit about anything.
If you own, say, a Ford Windstar
, nobody assumes that you know shit about anything.
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“We package Liquid ASS in a bottle small enough to hide in the palm of your hand.
“We package Liquid ASS in a bottle small
enough to hide in the palm of your hand.
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She said that Ramadan believes that "either you wear a veil or you get raped."
She said that Ramadan believes that "either you
wear a veil or you get raped."
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I am a – maybe you or a boss could construe it as me being selfish, but he’s being selfish too so fuck him.
I am a – maybe you or a boss could construe it as
me being selfish, but he’s being selfish too so fuck him.
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“You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.’”
“You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of
a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.’”
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Obama has a soft spot for homosexuals because of the years he spent as a male prostitute in his twenties.
Obama has a soft spot for homosexuals because of the
years he spent as a male prostitute in his twenties.
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The Trump on that video is a sexist, misogynistic, womanizing cheater who degrades and sometimes sexually assaults women.
The Trump on that video is a sexist, misogynistic
, womanizing cheater who degrades and sometimes sexually assaults women.
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from the conversely,-the-government-is-able-to-fuck-you-free-of-charge dept
from the conversely,-the-government-is-able-to
-fuck-you-free-of-charge dept
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I spent a great deal of time in 2001 beating myself up for that bit of activism after the deal went down in Florida and D.C., until I realized something: kiss my ass.
I spent a great deal of time in 2001 beating myself up for that bit of activism after
the deal went down in Florida and D.C., until I realized something: kiss my ass.
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Sharing his frustration on Facebook yesterday (Tuesday, September 12), the German wrote: “Trouble whit Thai airways ): f**k Thai airways.” [sic]
Sharing his frustration on Facebook yesterday (Tuesday, September 12), the German
wrote: “Trouble whit Thai airways ): f**k Thai airways.” [sic]
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But one local attorney has upped the ante with a Fiesta medal that spoofs President Trump as “El Pendejo,” or the idiot.
But one local attorney has upped the ante with a Fiesta medal that
spoofs President Trump as “El Pendejo,” or the idiot.
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“WINE tasting is bullshit”, proclaimed Robbie Gonzalez of the i09 blog a few years ago.
“WINE tasting is bullshit”, proclaimed Robbie
Gonzalez of the i09 blog a few years ago.
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This dude is killing the game, using his Spanish kills, getting his mouth all over Rachel’s mouth.
This dude is killing the game, using his Spanish
kills, getting his mouth all over Rachel’s mouth.
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“The idiots are self-regarding lycra renegades, oblivious to the paradox of their uniform retro-cool originality.
“The idiots are self-regarding lycra renegades, oblivious
to the paradox of their uniform retro-cool originality.
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Let us recount this year’s catastrophes before the holidays end and these companies all start fucking shit up again in 2018.
Let us recount this year’s catastrophes before the holidays end
and these companies all start fucking shit up again in 2018.
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F**king British TV at its racist best," fumed one viewer on Twitter.
F**king British TV at its racist best
," fumed one viewer on Twitter.
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Your cuffer needs to cinch down on them like he or she is a cop who fucking despises you.
Your cuffer needs to cinch down on them like he
or she is a cop who fucking despises you.
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Sort of like that old saying, you can’t fit 10lbs of shit in a 5lb sack.
Sort of like that old saying, you can’t
fit 10lbs of shit in a 5lb sack.
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The brewer is also responsible for such beer names as "Bitches' Bank," "Bitter Bitch Pale Ale" and "Bitch Hands," so.
The brewer is also responsible for such beer names as "Bitches' Bank,
" "Bitter Bitch Pale Ale" and "Bitch Hands," so.
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Now I must whore my past.” Advertisement At least they got to go back to Rockefeller Center.
Now I must whore my past.” Advertisement
At least they got to go back to Rockefeller Center.
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Cruz was open about his refusal to fully endorse the nominee, because the nominee is a sociopath who called Cruz’s wife ugly and insinuated that his father helped assassinate John F.
Cruz was open about his refusal to fully endorse the nominee, because the nominee is
a sociopath who called Cruz’s wife ugly and insinuated that his father helped assassinate John F.
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Buzbee told Mother Jones that, according to this witness account, Harrell was screaming, “Are you fucking happy?
Buzbee told Mother Jones that, according to this witness account
, Harrell was screaming, “Are you fucking happy?
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Matty Morphin Power Rangers; Where Matt will recount an episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and a still un-named show where you will get 10-15 minutes of us shooting the shit after a recording.
Matty Morphin Power Rangers; Where Matt will recount an episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and a still un
-named show where you will get 10-15 minutes of us shooting the shit after a recording.
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I can honestly sit here and write that if it wasn’t for updating this blog I cannot recall the last time I even thought about the ex and the shitty situation I once found myself in.
I can honestly sit here and write that if it wasn’t for updating this blog I cannot
recall the last time I even thought about the ex and the shitty situation I once found myself in.
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The same man also posted a vine saying "I did rape her and kill her."
The same man also posted a vine saying "
I did rape her and kill her."
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Our friend who owned the car passed away.. and No one wanted a punk ass 16yr old to be driving the car around that he finished the way he wanted it before he died.. so instead of it getting picked apart in a junk yard.. crush it...
Our friend who owned the car passed away.. and No one wanted a punk ass 16yr old to be driving the car around that
he finished the way he wanted it before he died.. so instead of it getting picked apart in a junk yard.. crush it...
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Of course, the majority of the world’s Muslims are peace loving, and the idiots who claim otherwise should be ridiculed.
Of course, the majority of the world’s Muslims are peace
loving, and the idiots who claim otherwise should be ridiculed.
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19. One of the workers says the two wished their colleagues happy Hanukkah and said, “We’re burning the Jews.”
19. One of the workers says the two wished their colleagues
happy Hanukkah and said, “We’re burning the Jews.”
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Was this "news story" brought to your attention before or after your 15$ an hour gig at the local detention facility where your fat ass was parked on a chair behind plexi-glass?
Was this "news story" brought to your attention before or after your 15$ an hour gig
at the local detention facility where your fat ass was parked on a chair behind plexi-glass?
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“Listen, Putin, we will come to Russia and will kill you at your homes… oh Brothers, carry out jihad and kill and fight them,” Reuters reports the militant saying.
“Listen, Putin, we will come to Russia and will kill you at your homes…
oh Brothers, carry out jihad and kill and fight them,” Reuters reports the militant saying.
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Cis people see this shit and automatically assume that the rest of us just want a special title, equivalent to a nickname.
Cis people see this shit and automatically assume that the rest of
us just want a special title, equivalent to a nickname.
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What the Safdie brothers did with their screenplay and their direction with him took an incredible amount of effort as it shows with his character who is a grade A bullshitter.
What the Safdie brothers did with their screenplay and their direction with him took an incredible
amount of effort as it shows with his character who is a grade A bullshitter.
95,138
“Go fuck yourselves with a locally grown organic cucumber,” Maher tells the “liberal purists” who allegedly cost Clinton the election.
“Go fuck yourselves with a locally grown organic cucumber,” Maher
tells the “liberal purists” who allegedly cost Clinton the election.
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Hillary Clinton continues to act like that cooky senile grandma in the room… if that grandma was the leader of a crime family, had multiple people murdered for opposing her, married a rapist, and had repeatedly put the United States of America at jeopardy.
Hillary Clinton continues to act like that cooky senile grandma in the room… if that grandma was the leader of a crime family
, had multiple people murdered for opposing her, married a rapist, and had repeatedly put the United States of America at jeopardy.
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“This is getting posted somewhere, and you’re gonna look like a fuckin’ tool,” the kid says to the manager.
“This is getting posted somewhere, and you’re gonna look
like a fuckin’ tool,” the kid says to the manager.
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Remember, I'm Floyd 'Money' Mayweather, and you motherf**kers love me, and I love you motherf**kers."
Remember, I'm Floyd 'Money' Mayweather, and
you motherf**kers love me, and I love you motherf**kers."
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He's one giant fucking Big Gulp of Mountain Dew packed with enough sugar to keep you up all night while you aimlessly drive around the suburbs of your small Canadian town.
He's one giant fucking Big Gulp of Mountain Dew packed with enough sugar to keep
you up all night while you aimlessly drive around the suburbs of your small Canadian town.
95,143
In a very long bullshit explanation, Muldoon lays out his reasons for yanking the presidential pictures that were hanging in city hall.
In a very long bullshit explanation, Muldoon lays out his reasons
for yanking the presidential pictures that were hanging in city hall.
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Actually, I'd said “Holy shit.” a few times as I'd risen from the bed and paced the room, hands on hips, absorbing the on-screen reactions to Obama's surprising (for me, at least) win.
Actually, I'd said “Holy shit.” a few times as I'd risen from the bed and paced the room
, hands on hips, absorbing the on-screen reactions to Obama's surprising (for me, at least) win.
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Rob Lowe, the former pitchman for DirecTV, has a message for the company that he used to promote: You suck!
Rob Lowe, the former pitchman for DirecTV, has a message
for the company that he used to promote: You suck!
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Dumb and Dumber prequel (in development with Parker/Stone 1997-1999)
Dumb and Dumber prequel (in development
with Parker/Stone 1997-1999)
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Indeed in Sweden the word "fucking" is used in a very modern way, as an intensifier, and in such use is left with no residue of the original procreative meaning.
Indeed in Sweden the word "fucking" is used in a very modern way, as
an intensifier, and in such use is left with no residue of the original procreative meaning.
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The gaffe resulted in increasingly angry customers replying with responses such as "Fu** this!"
The gaffe resulted in increasingly angry customers replying with
responses such as "Fu** this!"
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"The patrons were mostly workingmen who sat around laughing, cussing, eating red meat, talking pussy… Talent scouts," he wrote, "didn't come to those dens."
"The patrons were mostly workingmen who sat around laughing, cussing, eating red meat, talking
pussy… Talent scouts," he wrote, "didn't come to those dens."
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Her mother, Chantal Marshall, told the Sun, "Britney is going through a funny phase at the moment and saying she doesn’t want to get her boobs done."
Her mother, Chantal Marshall, told the Sun, "Britney is going through a funny
phase at the moment and saying she doesn’t want to get her boobs done."
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Async fan control and "new more efficient way to cool" is totally stupid.
Async fan control and "new more efficient
way to cool" is totally stupid.
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The Hitler from the future was destroyed by the Turtles while the Past Hitler tries to get the brain only to be punched by Raphael.
The Hitler from the future was destroyed by the Turtles while the Past
Hitler tries to get the brain only to be punched by Raphael.
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Politicians face scandals not just for cheating, but for receiving oral sex in the White House, paying prostitutes to indulge their adult baby fetish, soliciting sex in airport bathrooms and sending pictures of their genitalia over social media.
Politicians face scandals not just for cheating, but for receiving oral sex in the White House, paying prostitutes to
indulge their adult baby fetish, soliciting sex in airport bathrooms and sending pictures of their genitalia over social media.
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When police asked if he was OK, the driver - who has not been named - said: "That's what I get for playing this dumb*** game."
When police asked if he was OK, the driver - who has not been named -
said: "That's what I get for playing this dumb*** game."
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Bonobos tongue-kiss, practice oral sex, have intercourse face-to-face, and make sex toys.
Bonobos tongue-kiss, practice oral sex, have intercourse
face-to-face, and make sex toys.
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Another, examining our American passports at a checkpoint, asked us what we thought of him, and then threw in his own opinion that Trump is a “rare piece of shit”.
Another, examining our American passports at a checkpoint, asked us what we thought of him,
and then threw in his own opinion that Trump is a “rare piece of shit”.
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The wanton, tragicomic stupidity of the shutdown does have an explanation, to be sure.
The wanton, tragicomic stupidity of the shutdown
does have an explanation, to be sure.
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It read “Fuck Trump and Fuck You For Voting For Him,” and that rubbed Fort Bend County Sheriff Troy Nehls the wrong way.
It read “Fuck Trump and Fuck You For Voting For Him,
” and that rubbed Fort Bend County Sheriff Troy Nehls the wrong way.
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Remembering that the first chapter of The Android's Dream was one extended fart joke, all I could think was, Please, no, don't let this be a masturbation scene.
Remembering that the first chapter of The Android's Dream was one extended fart joke, all
I could think was, Please, no, don't let this be a masturbation scene.
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Louis C.K. should start his own goddamn religion, and these should be Louis’s 20 Commandments.
Louis C.K. should start his own goddamn religion,
and these should be Louis’s 20 Commandments.
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I’m so sick of reading about white people in brown spaces who don’t give a fuck about the neighborhoods they’re invading like a plague of locusts.
I’m so sick of reading about white people in brown spaces who don’t
give a fuck about the neighborhoods they’re invading like a plague of locusts.
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"The HP board just made the worst personnel decision since the idiots on the Apple board fired Steve Jobs many years ago," Ellison said in his statement.
"The HP board just made the worst personnel decision since the idiots on the
Apple board fired Steve Jobs many years ago," Ellison said in his statement.
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“According to the Palestinians, all Israelis are apes and pigs who defile the land,” Akunis said.
“According to the Palestinians, all Israelis are apes
and pigs who defile the land,” Akunis said.
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"I know there aren't any bones in the penis, but can you still break it, like if you bend it too much when you're erect?"
"I know there aren't any bones in the penis, but can you still
break it, like if you bend it too much when you're erect?"
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“They told me not to make something so sexual,” says Brooke Candy, reviewing the final edit of her new music video, “I Wanna Fuck Right Now.”
“They told me not to make something so sexual,” says Brooke Candy, reviewing
the final edit of her new music video, “I Wanna Fuck Right Now.”
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“We’ll start signing Negroes when the Harlem Globetrotters start signing whites.”
“We’ll start signing Negroes when
the Harlem Globetrotters start signing whites.”
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But The Vision is wearing a goddamn sweater in one of them, and now all capacity for critical thought has escaped me.
But The Vision is wearing a goddamn sweater in one of them
, and now all capacity for critical thought has escaped me.
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And, in case you are so thickheaded that you can’t understand WHY they’re running, here are my favorite reasons for why I don’t put out for losers like you:TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU CAN’T GET LAID (OR, NO NOOKIE FOR YOU, ASSHOLE!):10.
And, in case you are so thickheaded that you can’t understand WHY they’re running, here are my favorite reasons for why I
don’t put out for losers like you:TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU CAN’T GET LAID (OR, NO NOOKIE FOR YOU, ASSHOLE!):10.
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“It’s not like I think I can say or do whatever I want and get away with it, that’s not it at all — I’m just an idiot.
“It’s not like I think I can say or do whatever I want and get
away with it, that’s not it at all — I’m just an idiot.
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There are songs that make me want to shoot myself and then there are songs that make me want to stick bullet casings in my ears.
There are songs that make me want to shoot myself and then there
are songs that make me want to stick bullet casings in my ears.
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The original ID4 came at a time when the blockbuster genre needed a fresh kick in the ass.
The original ID4 came at a time when the
blockbuster genre needed a fresh kick in the ass.
95,172
A rugby league player says his penis was nearly torn off in a game last month.
A rugby league player says his penis was
nearly torn off in a game last month.
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Valve managed to fuck up the way TF2 igib’s class selection worked, and as such this is the only way to make it work.
Valve managed to fuck up the way TF2 igib’s class selection worked
, and as such this is the only way to make it work.
95,174
Since childhood, I've always felt that Asians are an extremely ugly race.
Since childhood, I've always felt
that Asians are an extremely ugly race.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
The trouble with the rat race is that even
if you win, you're still a rat.
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Now Margot Robbie is teasing fans that while she will have a humorous side, Harley Quinn is still there to kick ass.
Now Margot Robbie is teasing fans that while she will have a
humorous side, Harley Quinn is still there to kick ass.
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I’m not sure she’s so hungry for food as she is for cock but in this gallery she gets both.
I’m not sure she’s so hungry for food as
she is for cock but in this gallery she gets both.
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Blessed William is therefore often depicted in iconography with his donkey, brandishing the donkey's leg.[
Blessed William is therefore often depicted in iconography with
his donkey, brandishing the donkey's leg.[
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By natural default, every human is programmed to look like a woman, with breasts and a vagina.
By natural default, every human is programmed to look
like a woman, with breasts and a vagina.
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You would think that uniting a party running against a Republican billionaire who calls Mexicans "rapists" and women "fat pigs" would be a piece of cake for the Democrats, but apparently it’s easier said than done.
You would think that uniting a party running against a Republican billionaire who calls Mexicans "rapists" and women "
fat pigs" would be a piece of cake for the Democrats, but apparently it’s easier said than done.
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But the pop music world only wants to talk about one thing: black women’s butts.
But the pop music world only wants to talk
about one thing: black women’s butts.
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X”) received a series of text messages from her attacker, including one that read “If I raped you why didn’t you go to the hospital and get a rape kit done on you?”
X”) received a series of text messages from her attacker, including one that read “If I
raped you why didn’t you go to the hospital and get a rape kit done on you?”
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Reportedly, Slimak — going from being an annoying dickbag to a full-on barbarian — became upset, shouting, "I'm a college student.
Reportedly, Slimak — going from being an annoying dickbag to a full-
on barbarian — became upset, shouting, "I'm a college student.
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The clip shows a guy in a red jacket, repeatedly jerking his hand while in the pocket of his pants.
The clip shows a guy in a red jacket, repeatedly
jerking his hand while in the pocket of his pants.
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Stop watching fights and go watch something else you fucking weirdos.
Stop watching fights and go watch
something else you fucking weirdos.
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How can we figure out where these scammer bastards are, and what's the state of the current legislation to prevent caller ID spoofing?
How can we figure out where these scammer bastards are, and what
's the state of the current legislation to prevent caller ID spoofing?
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Usually you can smell the bullshit that’s being served as prime rib from a mile away, but every once in a while (see: the majority of the time) websites around the world eat the bullshit and ask for more (I am sure even DG has done it).
Usually you can smell the bullshit that’s being served as prime rib from a mile away, but every once in a while (see:
the majority of the time) websites around the world eat the bullshit and ask for more (I am sure even DG has done it).
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The Senate Democrats are starting to get serious about reforming the Senate rules to make the chamber slightly less idiotic.
The Senate Democrats are starting to get serious about reforming
the Senate rules to make the chamber slightly less idiotic.
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Over the past year, there have developed two magic words to say to a Cincinnati beer enthusiast to get them up in a huff and talking shit.
Over the past year, there have developed two magic words to say to
a Cincinnati beer enthusiast to get them up in a huff and talking shit.
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Guys, for the last time, no woman out there fucks for free, whether you met her at a club, bar, the mall, in the streets, etc. and you:
Guys, for the last time, no woman out there fucks for free, whether you met
her at a club, bar, the mall, in the streets, etc. and you:
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"Not only is it a stupid law, but it’s one that is very insulting to poles," said M.B.
"Not only is it a stupid law, but it
’s one that is very insulting to poles," said M.B.
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“It seems like there is a sea of tits here, and I am drinking in tiny droplets.
“It seems like there is a sea of tits
here, and I am drinking in tiny droplets.
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In order to make some money, you would probably need to consider selling sandwiches made of something other than shit.
In order to make some money, you would probably need
to consider selling sandwiches made of something other than shit.
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Dale did most of the work because of my stupid shoulder that refuses to heal.
Dale did most of the work because of
my stupid shoulder that refuses to heal.
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Of course, once the holidays are over and the weather improves, there’s an understanding that you’ll both go your separate ways, because when the sun finally comes out, who has time to be held back by their winter fuck buddy?
Of course, once the holidays are over and the weather improves, there’s an understanding that you’ll both go your
separate ways, because when the sun finally comes out, who has time to be held back by their winter fuck buddy?
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Comedian Chelsea Handler called White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders a whore during an interview Friday.
Comedian Chelsea Handler called White House Press Secretary Sarah
Huckabee Sanders a whore during an interview Friday.
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A Fayetteville councilman with a history of hostility toward the LGBT community is under fire for confronting a woman he thought might be a man and threatening to wave his penis at her in a packed restaurant.
A Fayetteville councilman with a history of hostility toward the LGBT community is under fire for confronting a woman
he thought might be a man and threatening to wave his penis at her in a packed restaurant.
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As a Feminist through and through, as someone who believes that women cannot afford to not support one another, that’s a shitty thing to admit: that I don’t look up to women as idols, people I want to be like.
As a Feminist through and through, as someone who believes that women cannot afford to not support one another, that’s
a shitty thing to admit: that I don’t look up to women as idols, people I want to be like.
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Adams had a special expression that he came up with for Hamilton: "bastard brat of a Scotch pedler.”
Adams had a special expression that he came up with for
Hamilton: "bastard brat of a Scotch pedler.”