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Balancing school and a bajillion hours of work is making it hard to keep this bitch up.
Balancing school and a bajillion hours of work is
making it hard to keep this bitch up.
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We utilize the in-client report option (brings you to this nice form), our official boards’ Report a Bug topic, Reddit, various @’s on Twitter, and even a coworker pinging us saying we broke our shit… or, even worse, that we broke their shit.
We utilize the in-client report option (brings you to this nice form), our official boards’ Report a Bug topic, Reddit,
various @’s on Twitter, and even a coworker pinging us saying we broke our shit… or, even worse, that we broke their shit.
95,202
The advertisement likely finds an appreciative audience in female great tits, since snagging a male with high-quality sperm isn't exactly a lark.
The advertisement likely finds an appreciative audience in female great tits, since
snagging a male with high-quality sperm isn't exactly a lark.
95,203
Camouflage cargo shorts band Dying Fetus released a music video for “Panic Amongst The Herd” off their upcoming crap album, Wrong One to Fuck With, on sell-out sludge and metalcore label Relapse Records.
Camouflage cargo shorts band Dying Fetus released a music video for “Panic Amongst The Herd” off their upcoming
crap album, Wrong One to Fuck With, on sell-out sludge and metalcore label Relapse Records.
95,204
He holds women as sex slaves and wet nurses, hooked up like dairy cows.
He holds women as sex slaves and wet
nurses, hooked up like dairy cows.
95,205
I thought it was a sure thing that Matt Beleskey's new contract would be over the top and stupid.
I thought it was a sure thing that Matt Beleskey
's new contract would be over the top and stupid.
95,206
After trying a few quests, hanging around Megaton, and getting my ass kicked in the Super-Duper Mart, my curiosity got the better of me and I headed to the big, bad city.
After trying a few quests, hanging around Megaton, and getting my ass kicked in the Super-
Duper Mart, my curiosity got the better of me and I headed to the big, bad city.
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Re: Bias on Fox News I'm begining to think Fox News is the ' in the spotlight idiot ' for the jew to humiliate Whites with.
Re: Bias on Fox News I'm begining to think Fox News is
the ' in the spotlight idiot ' for the jew to humiliate Whites with.
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He had told me about the program in a clipped expletive-filled summary in the summer of 2011: “They’re scooping fucking everything, man!
He had told me about the program in a clipped expletive-filled summary
in the summer of 2011: “They’re scooping fucking everything, man!
95,209
The best amateur webcam porn videos are right here at www.giveitbackto.us Click here now and see all of the hottest amateur webcam porno movies for free!.
The best amateur webcam porn videos are right here at www.giveitbackto.us Click here now
and see all of the hottest amateur webcam porno movies for free!.
95,210
For “My Mine,” produced by the Fisticuffs, Jhené is blurred by shame and crushed with regret over some asshole a lover — who in the video leaves her alone in her wedding dress.
For “My Mine,” produced by the Fisticuffs, Jhené is blurred by shame and crushed with
regret over some asshole a lover — who in the video leaves her alone in her wedding dress.
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EDIT: I fucked up this statistic. 80% of women and 40% of men have passed on their genes.)"
EDIT: I fucked up this statistic. 80% of women
and 40% of men have passed on their genes.)"
95,212
We all gave Propellerhead a lot of shit for their stance on the community, but I've been playing around with it a bunch this morning and had a lot of fun.
We all gave Propellerhead a lot of shit for their stance on the community, but I
've been playing around with it a bunch this morning and had a lot of fun.
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zep: the anime (not this .swf) suck big time if you ask me. bet the manga is better, havent read.
zep: the anime (not this .swf) suck big time if
you ask me. bet the manga is better, havent read.
95,214
Epitaph: 'A wretched poor and helpless worm, on thy kind arms I fall.'
Epitaph: 'A wretched poor and helpless worm
, on thy kind arms I fall.'
95,215
No one should have been surprised by Donald Trump's trash-talking, pussy-grabbing tendencies after the foul-mouthed bully bashed every single woman who dared challenge his disdain-laden bid for the White House.
No one should have been surprised by Donald Trump's trash-talking, pussy-grabbing tendencies after the
foul-mouthed bully bashed every single woman who dared challenge his disdain-laden bid for the White House.
95,216
Stephen Fincher, you are a horrible person who uses the Bible to selectively justify your greedy, selfish ways.
Stephen Fincher, you are a horrible person who uses
the Bible to selectively justify your greedy, selfish ways.
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“We thought at first he was possibly intoxicated or mentally unstable, ya know, talking about children and how deadly it is for them to masturbate.
“We thought at first he was possibly intoxicated or mentally unstable, ya
know, talking about children and how deadly it is for them to masturbate.
95,218
>The "morning" ritual for the Anon involves waking up at 4 in the afternoon, rolling over in bed, farting and tugging on his genitals.
>The "morning" ritual for the Anon involves waking up at 4 in
the afternoon, rolling over in bed, farting and tugging on his genitals.
95,219
According to the complaint, Kunam was seated in an aisle seat when the victim, who was sleeping next to him in a middle seat, awoke to find his hands massaging her vagina and buttocks areas, and the defendant rubbing his bare feet against hers.
According to the complaint, Kunam was seated in an aisle seat when the victim, who was sleeping next to him in a
middle seat, awoke to find his hands massaging her vagina and buttocks areas, and the defendant rubbing his bare feet against hers.
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Don’t worry though, the fine folks who brought you Spore aren’t re-imaging Hell as cutesy cartoon demons that dance and mate without genitalia.
Don’t worry though, the fine folks who brought you Spore aren’t
re-imaging Hell as cutesy cartoon demons that dance and mate without genitalia.
95,221
She said she was awakened by a man she didn't know who pressed a gun against her head and forced her to perform oral sex.
She said she was awakened by a man she didn't know who
pressed a gun against her head and forced her to perform oral sex.
95,222
… So, if you are poor and ignorant; if you are Black or Brown, you are being selected for destruction.”
… So, if you are poor and ignorant; if you
are Black or Brown, you are being selected for destruction.”
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in a way, this looked like a prep school. girls were assigned dorm room except no one took studying seriously. they all seemed like sex-starved whores, constantly flashing their thongs and lifting their tops.
in a way, this looked like a prep school. girls were assigned dorm room except no one took
studying seriously. they all seemed like sex-starved whores, constantly flashing their thongs and lifting their tops.
95,224
“They’ve heard about my bionic penis and they want to try it out.
“They’ve heard about my bionic penis
and they want to try it out.
95,225
We are, apparently, in the midst of a ‘Constitutional Crisis’ because applicants wanting to represent us are stupid.
We are, apparently, in the midst of a ‘
Constitutional Crisis’ because applicants wanting to represent us are stupid.
95,226
As the local elections showed, elections are increasingly a case of “geography, stupid”.
As the local elections showed, elections are increasingly
a case of “geography, stupid”.
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I’m not going to get into it too deeply, but personally, I think it’s bullshit.”
I’m not going to get into it too deeply
, but personally, I think it’s bullshit.”
95,228
Perfectly sculpted Adonises and vampy sexpots with acrobatic anal skill may offer reliable orgasms, but it's the outliers of the adult world who truly captivate us, staying in our minds for the long haul.
Perfectly sculpted Adonises and vampy sexpots with acrobatic anal skill may offer reliable orgasms, but it's the
outliers of the adult world who truly captivate us, staying in our minds for the long haul.
95,229
Leeann Tweeden also said Franken posed for a photo with his hands on her breasts as she slept - a photo that was made public
Leeann Tweeden also said Franken posed for a photo with his hands
on her breasts as she slept - a photo that was made public
95,230
He just hates America so fucking much, he loathes every fiber of its black, accursed soul... well, except for volleyball.
He just hates America so fucking much, he loathes every fiber
of its black, accursed soul... well, except for volleyball.
95,231
“Immigrants are stealing your job, making you poorer and ruining your country.
“Immigrants are stealing your job,
making you poorer and ruining your country.
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There would be a difficulty, no doubt; still you are such a complete Seacombe in appearance, feature, language, almost manner, I wonder they should disown you.
There would be a difficulty, no doubt; still you are such a complete Seacombe
in appearance, feature, language, almost manner, I wonder they should disown you.
95,233
He goes back to his truck and yells, “White power motherf*****” while beating on his chest.
He goes back to his truck and yells, “White power
motherf*****” while beating on his chest.
95,234
The question we have is: Does an outfit like DESTROID, in full costume and blasting huge bass music, the epitome of what makes EDM "shit?"
The question we have is: Does an outfit like DESTROID, in full costume
and blasting huge bass music, the epitome of what makes EDM "shit?"
95,235
They know the voters are stupid and plan to take them for the fools they are and use them as useful idiots in their war against non-Muslim civilization.
They know the voters are stupid and plan to take them for the fools they
are and use them as useful idiots in their war against non-Muslim civilization.
95,236
Damon and his team are auditioning directors for a movie they’re making as part of their “Project Greenlight” show that features a scene of a black prostitute being slapped by her white pimp.
Damon and his team are auditioning directors for a movie they’re making as part of their “
Project Greenlight” show that features a scene of a black prostitute being slapped by her white pimp.
95,237
It's summer, its gorgeous out, and you are more than likely stuck at work and bored as shit, watching the clock tick by.
It's summer, its gorgeous out, and you are more than likely
stuck at work and bored as shit, watching the clock tick by.
95,238
And, to put the most charitable construction on her words, the woman is an idiot.
And, to put the most charitable construction on
her words, the woman is an idiot.
95,239
"It sucks and it's embarrassing, but it doesn't represent what I'm capable of," Zingano told ESPN.com.
"It sucks and it's embarrassing, but it doesn't
represent what I'm capable of," Zingano told ESPN.com.
95,240
Then again, that worked for Machete, so why couldn’t it kick-start Bad Ass, as well?
Then again, that worked for Machete, so why could
n’t it kick-start Bad Ass, as well?
95,241
If you sit all day and you know it, don’t gloss over this fact: you are slowly killing yourself!
If you sit all day and you know it, do
n’t gloss over this fact: you are slowly killing yourself!
95,242
They then stripped her, bound her hands, cut off her blonde hair to the scalp and gang-raped her for about 20 minutes before something in the forest startled them and they ran away.
They then stripped her, bound her hands, cut off her blonde hair to the scalp and gang
-raped her for about 20 minutes before something in the forest startled them and they ran away.
95,243
This spoonworm lives in a U-shaped burrow in muddy sand and feeds on detritus.
This spoonworm lives in a U-shaped
burrow in muddy sand and feeds on detritus.
95,244
A reporter went undercover for the London Times and recorded everything:More from this fucking article ("Yuri!
A reporter went undercover for the London Times and recorded
everything:More from this fucking article ("Yuri!
95,245
...but it's a little known fact that asian chicks are either weird as hell or just plain, flat-out fucking batshit insane .
...but it's a little known fact that asian chicks are either
weird as hell or just plain, flat-out fucking batshit insane .
95,246
“If I was to go out there and brutally murder someone and shoot them six times, ask yourself, would I be incarcerated?
“If I was to go out there and brutally murder someone and
shoot them six times, ask yourself, would I be incarcerated?
95,247
If you hadn’t noticed tall that “guns don’t kill people, people kill people” is kind of, oh what’s the word… BULL SHIT.
If you hadn’t noticed tall that “guns don’t kill people, people
kill people” is kind of, oh what’s the word… BULL SHIT.
95,248
cuckold (sometimes shortened to cuck) is the husband of an [ 1 ] (sometimes shortened to) is the husband of an adulterous wife.
cuckold (sometimes shortened to cuck) is the husband of an [ 1
] (sometimes shortened to) is the husband of an adulterous wife.
95,249
Instead he just stared at his podium with the body language of a shy nerd getting his ass kicked at a game he's supposed to be good at, by the jock that everyone thought was an idiot.
Instead he just stared at his podium with the body language of a shy nerd getting his ass kicked at
a game he's supposed to be good at, by the jock that everyone thought was an idiot.
95,250
Mother jailed for letting boyfriend burn, beat and abuse daughter, 3, until she was finally found suffocated
Mother jailed for letting boyfriend burn, beat and abuse
daughter, 3, until she was finally found suffocated
95,251
The NY Times reporter who called First Lady Melania Trump “a hooker” has finally revealed himself.
The NY Times reporter who called First Lady Melania
Trump “a hooker” has finally revealed himself.
95,252
When it comes to smartphones, there was a time when cheap really meant shitty.
When it comes to smartphones, there was
a time when cheap really meant shitty.
95,253
The explanation is simple: In Pakistan, such individuals will simply be killed.
The explanation is simple: In Pakistan
, such individuals will simply be killed.
95,254
The site’s motto is "FTSU" which stands for 'F***king their s**t up' in reference to feminists, and it is closely connected to a site called "Register Her" to name and shame women who are "lying bitches" or bigots.
The site’s motto is "FTSU" which stands for 'F***king their s**t up' in reference to feminists, and it
is closely connected to a site called "Register Her" to name and shame women who are "lying bitches" or bigots.
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ish 300 This shell sucks HINT: get the contents of key HINT: The cat command is useless nc 54.208.86.14 9988 Written by kiwi
ish 300 This shell sucks HINT: get the contents of key
HINT: The cat command is useless nc 54.208.86.14 9988 Written by kiwi
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Out of the fucking woodwork comes this little privileged white girl, “Ofcourse you can attend a good college!
Out of the fucking woodwork comes this little privileged white
girl, “Ofcourse you can attend a good college!
95,257
One more disappointment and the country will accept that Corbyn must die.
One more disappointment and the country
will accept that Corbyn must die.
95,258
What starts out as a lesson in kissing between two gal pals goes all the way, and the movie takes us on a twisted journey of fraud and fucking.
What starts out as a lesson in kissing between two gal pals goes all the
way, and the movie takes us on a twisted journey of fraud and fucking.
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But that’s nothing compared with spending 14 years working on a record and then finding out no one gives a shit when you’ve finally finished diddling with it.
But that’s nothing compared with spending 14 years working on a record and then
finding out no one gives a shit when you’ve finally finished diddling with it.
95,260
At one point, he even says, "You're an idiot, I'm going to kill you."
At one point, he even says, "You're
an idiot, I'm going to kill you."
95,261
Vaginal steams are easy enough to do on your own at home, with herbs that are generally easy to find.
Vaginal steams are easy enough to do on your own at
home, with herbs that are generally easy to find.
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Let me set the record straight: I can’t stand these dirty Muslims in our lands one GD bit.
Let me set the record straight: I can’t
stand these dirty Muslims in our lands one GD bit.
95,263
Nothing says, “I may have gone to the ER for improper use of anal implements but maybe it was just stomach flu,” like the classic, ambiguously coked-up look.
Nothing says, “I may have gone to the ER for improper use of anal implements but
maybe it was just stomach flu,” like the classic, ambiguously coked-up look.
95,264
I think PPO sounds good b/c I've heard HMO's can jerk you around sometimes.
I think PPO sounds good b/c I
've heard HMO's can jerk you around sometimes.
95,265
Its sequels and reboots are mostly shit, largely because their homage is too literal.
Its sequels and reboots are mostly shit,
largely because their homage is too literal.
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This involves moving the anus to the appropriate location within the muscles (anal sphincter) that are responsible for bowel control.
This involves moving the anus to the appropriate location within the
muscles (anal sphincter) that are responsible for bowel control.
95,267
Liberals will be crying bloody murder but considering that Clarke is black they will be deprived of their standard response to calling anything that they happen to disagree with as racism.
Liberals will be crying bloody murder but considering that Clarke is black they will be deprived
of their standard response to calling anything that they happen to disagree with as racism.
95,268
And unfortunately for the both of them, “Fuck Tha Police” happened to be playing:
And unfortunately for the both of them, “
Fuck Tha Police” happened to be playing:
95,269
For each, Kendrick rattles off blistering combinations in blurry doubletime, like this salvo: “More bars, no peers, no scars, no fear, fuck y’all, sincere.”
For each, Kendrick rattles off blistering combinations in blurry doubletime, like this salvo: “More
bars, no peers, no scars, no fear, fuck y’all, sincere.”
95,270
Islam will bring rot and ruin wherever it goes because that is its nature and nothing can change this.
Islam will bring rot and ruin wherever it goes because
that is its nature and nothing can change this.
95,271
She can't put her shit on you and demand that you conform to her "sex with condoms = hooker" religious cult.
She can't put her shit on you and demand that you
conform to her "sex with condoms = hooker" religious cult.
95,272
Created by team that implanted lab-grown vaginas into women this year
Created by team that implanted lab
-grown vaginas into women this year
95,273
It's just about as stupid and pointless as you'd expect from the Republican brain trust:
It's just about as stupid and pointless as
you'd expect from the Republican brain trust:
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Apple Seed for the game winning gino last night in our roady against those benders from Minny…fuckin plugs.”
Apple Seed for the game winning gino last night in our
roady against those benders from Minny…fuckin plugs.”
95,275
What an ass****!” Another wrote: “I really don’t know if that is ­forgivable? Or of any use to the vegetarian cause?” A spokesman said last night: “Morrissey has decided not to comment any further as he believes his statement speaks for itself.”
What an ass****!” Another wrote: “I really don’t know if that is ­forgivable? Or of any use to the
vegetarian cause?” A spokesman said last night: “Morrissey has decided not to comment any further as he believes his statement speaks for itself.”
95,276
"I live on the Apple platform" so when new versions of iOS, the Mavericks operating system and iWork arrived, "Stupidly (really, inexcusably stupid), I upgraded immediately.
"I live on the Apple platform" so when new versions of iOS, the Mavericks operating
system and iWork arrived, "Stupidly (really, inexcusably stupid), I upgraded immediately.
95,277
The good folks at Nerve, however, have figured out how to put Spreadsheets’ freakishly anal retentive “light-hearted and improvement-oriented” approach to sex to good use.
The good folks at Nerve, however, have figured out how to put Spreadsheets’ freakishly
anal retentive “light-hearted and improvement-oriented” approach to sex to good use.
95,278
If you imagine the bastard child of Detroit and Stalingrad, then add a dash of Hiroshima, you will get Brimstone.
If you imagine the bastard child of Detroit and Stalingrad,
then add a dash of Hiroshima, you will get Brimstone.
95,279
Just know that to the rest of us, you are a piece of worthless trash”
Just know that to the rest of us
, you are a piece of worthless trash”
95,280
MILFORD — Police have arrested a man they say masturbated in front of a female employee at a Dunkin Donuts in March.
MILFORD — Police have arrested a man they say masturbated in
front of a female employee at a Dunkin Donuts in March.
95,281
They were used as a technique to broaden the penis and support the male penis.
They were used as a technique to broaden
the penis and support the male penis.
95,282
Before you all shit your pants and go internet cry baby on me, I have done this before.
Before you all shit your pants and go internet cry
baby on me, I have done this before.
95,283
How stupid would you have to be to take the time to make a banner that flies in the face of reality, then march it down the streets of New York without even a modicum of shame?
How stupid would you have to be to take the time to make a banner that flies in the
face of reality, then march it down the streets of New York without even a modicum of shame?
95,284
I was looking forward to receiving my gift as a nice distraction from the bullshit, and Secret Santa, you did NOT disappoint.
I was looking forward to receiving my gift as a nice distraction
from the bullshit, and Secret Santa, you did NOT disappoint.
95,285
Another shit feature of Word that's driving me to distraction: http://t.co/wqnxB2sLbl — Alastair Reynolds (@AquilaRift) August 24, 2014
Another shit feature of Word that's driving me to distraction
: http://t.co/wqnxB2sLbl — Alastair Reynolds (@AquilaRift) August 24, 2014
95,286
59 year-old Ove is the block’s grumpy man, and He drives a Saab and Anyone who doesn’t drive a Saab is an idiot.
59 year-old Ove is the block’s grumpy man, and He
drives a Saab and Anyone who doesn’t drive a Saab is an idiot.
95,287
The stupid thing that Kathy Griffin did involved President Donald Trump — namely, posting a photo of her with a blood-drenched, fake severed Trump head.
The stupid thing that Kathy Griffin did involved President Donald Trump — namely, posting
a photo of her with a blood-drenched, fake severed Trump head.
95,288
These are but a few of the names that, according to a daring animated film based on real interviews, Syrian women give to their vaginas.
These are but a few of the names that, according to a daring
animated film based on real interviews, Syrian women give to their vaginas.
95,289
The message behind having someone [always] lead convoy is, ‘I think you shouldn’t exist and want you to die.’”
The message behind having someone [always] lead convoy is, ‘
I think you shouldn’t exist and want you to die.’”
95,290
So if you say something about Moroccans you are suddenly a racist in the Netherlands,” adding that “it’s utter madness.
So if you say something about Moroccans you are suddenly a racist
in the Netherlands,” adding that “it’s utter madness.
95,291
C.C. himself wrote that he told K.S. that “vegetarians are idiots.”
C.C. himself wrote that he told K.S.
that “vegetarians are idiots.”
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It doesn’t give a shit about the small things, the tasks and obstacles you have to deal with every day.
It doesn’t give a shit about the small things,
the tasks and obstacles you have to deal with every day.
95,293
Basically, it says these women are horny as hell, and implies that they’re getting all dolled up and strutting their stuff to snag a shag.
Basically, it says these women are horny as hell, and implies that
they’re getting all dolled up and strutting their stuff to snag a shag.
95,294
His assertion of “I’d kill for that ass” is particularly inappropriate for an office context.
His assertion of “I’d kill for that
ass” is particularly inappropriate for an office context.
95,295
If you have a vagina, and it could break into a monologue (thank you, Eve Ensler), it would probably ask you to keep it away from vagina steam baths.
If you have a vagina, and it could break into a monologue (thank you,
Eve Ensler), it would probably ask you to keep it away from vagina steam baths.
95,296
Woods responded within a few hours: "China has notoriously killed female infants for population control, you utter moron.
Woods responded within a few hours: "China has notoriously
killed female infants for population control, you utter moron.
95,297
There is a real chance, that we will see that judge in our brothel, dressed as a dog and taking a good 20cm in the ass himself."
There is a real chance, that we will see that judge in our brothel,
dressed as a dog and taking a good 20cm in the ass himself."
95,298
The fundamentals behind the EXACT reactions to have to the Top 5 Shit-tests women use
The fundamentals behind the EXACT reactions to have
to the Top 5 Shit-tests women use
95,299
Redstone repeatedly called the ex-girlfriend, Manuela Herzer, a "fucking bitch" in the deposition circulated in the packed courtroom, and accused her of stealing money from him.
Redstone repeatedly called the ex-girlfriend, Manuela Herzer, a "fucking bitch" in
the deposition circulated in the packed courtroom, and accused her of stealing money from him.