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[+525, -11] This woman seems really stupid and suffering from the celebrity disease ㅋㅋㅋ8.
[+525, -11] This woman seems really
stupid and suffering from the celebrity disease ㅋㅋㅋ8.
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The line, which is called Mushroom Penis Lipsticks, is brought to you by Diamond Dream, a makeup brand I’ve never actually heard of but am already skeptical about because hello, they’re making d*ck shaped lipsticks.
The line, which is called Mushroom Penis Lipsticks, is brought to you by Diamond Dream, a makeup brand
I’ve never actually heard of but am already skeptical about because hello, they’re making d*ck shaped lipsticks.
95,302
“I am certainly no expert on the topic of vaginas,” he said, “but I know enough to know that you’re not supposed to…go in feet first.”
“I am certainly no expert on the topic of vaginas,” he said, “but
I know enough to know that you’re not supposed to…go in feet first.”
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Vavra is one of those badass mofos who just doesn’t care, and I respect him for baring his stance like a man with chrome-dipped titanium balls.
Vavra is one of those badass mofos who just doesn’t care, and I
respect him for baring his stance like a man with chrome-dipped titanium balls.
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' He added: 'I killed them because they are witches, I want the police to kill me.
' He added: 'I killed them because they
are witches, I want the police to kill me.
95,305
[The barista] and I made eye contact and had this moment, like, ‘Oh my god, this loser.’
[The barista] and I made eye contact and had this
moment, like, ‘Oh my god, this loser.’
95,306
Business for Amazon is up 31% this year to the tune of something like 15 billion, even as the rest of the world's economy crumbles like coal at the bottom of a stocking (a stocking made of shit).
Business for Amazon is up 31% this year to the tune of something like 15 billion, even as the rest
of the world's economy crumbles like coal at the bottom of a stocking (a stocking made of shit).
95,307
To ask a Pakistani actor to go back to his country when there has been a terrorist attack on Indian soil by Pakistanis, allegedly, is both stupid and understandable.
To ask a Pakistani actor to go back to his country when there has been a
terrorist attack on Indian soil by Pakistanis, allegedly, is both stupid and understandable.
95,308
The tab routinely depicted Clinton as crazed, diseased, near death, an ISIS-supporting traitor, a liar, a blackmailer, corrupt and a member of a crime family.
The tab routinely depicted Clinton as crazed, diseased, near death, an ISIS-supporting
traitor, a liar, a blackmailer, corrupt and a member of a crime family.
95,309
Two idiot White guys are stumbling around a desert, lost and dying of thirst.
Two idiot White guys are stumbling around a
desert, lost and dying of thirst.
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A young guy looked up from his booze and roared: “You’re going to f****** die here,” at his housemates, before muttering to himself: “I’m going to f****** die here.”
A young guy looked up from his booze and roared: “You’re going to f****** die here,
” at his housemates, before muttering to himself: “I’m going to f****** die here.”
95,311
Spain is a country of Suckers because our political leaders have become Suckers.
Spain is a country of Suckers because
our political leaders have become Suckers.
95,312
Philippine presidential frontrunner Rodrigo Duterte has joked about his penis and vowed to pardon himself for mass murder, as he took his profanity-laced campaign to the nation's business elite.
Philippine presidential frontrunner Rodrigo Duterte has joked about his penis and vowed to pardon himself for mass
murder, as he took his profanity-laced campaign to the nation's business elite.
95,313
After spending some time on the Natural News website reading his articles I have to say, that you can stack cow manure 10 stories high but it’s still just a pile of bullshit.
After spending some time on the Natural News website reading his articles I have to say, that
you can stack cow manure 10 stories high but it’s still just a pile of bullshit.
95,314
He never talks abt "trailer parks" with white folks so...somebody PLEASE tell Donald Trump that WE DON'T ALL LIVE IN THE GODDAMN "GHETTO?"
He never talks abt "trailer parks" with white folks so...somebody PLEASE
tell Donald Trump that WE DON'T ALL LIVE IN THE GODDAMN "GHETTO?"
95,315
Now Diablo III reveals what happens when the rats have internet access: they bitch about drop rates.
Now Diablo III reveals what happens when the rats
have internet access: they bitch about drop rates.
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Then came the song's eponymous refrain -- "Fuck tha police!" -- four times in a row.
Then came the song's eponymous refrain -- "Fuck
tha police!" -- four times in a row.
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That really crass, really odd, weird shit you expect from Nier is still in there.
That really crass, really odd, weird shit
you expect from Nier is still in there.
95,318
Ryan Only Thinks 30% of You Are Moochers, Losers and Welfare Queens!
Ryan Only Thinks 30% of You
Are Moochers, Losers and Welfare Queens!
95,319
It's no secret that the music industry is a complete financial fuck storm.
It's no secret that the music
industry is a complete financial fuck storm.
95,320
What kind of bitch ass piece of shit man assaults a homeless woman?
What kind of bitch ass piece of
shit man assaults a homeless woman?
95,321
It's that last drop of piss that clings inside your wang with a superhuman death grip until the moment you tuck the little bugger back in your drawers, at which point the dribble says "fuck it" and deploys like a HALO jumper.
It's that last drop of piss that clings inside your wang with a superhuman death grip until the moment you tuck the
little bugger back in your drawers, at which point the dribble says "fuck it" and deploys like a HALO jumper.
95,322
White girls go for the more masculine black males, but Asian girls go for the more masculine white girls.
White girls go for the more masculine black males,
but Asian girls go for the more masculine white girls.
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Pussy is ducking,’ you can find all these tweets from him… The pride in me as an emcee was like, ‘Yo, this fool is sitting here telling people I’m scared to battle him.
Pussy is ducking,’ you can find all these tweets from him… The pride in me as an
emcee was like, ‘Yo, this fool is sitting here telling people I’m scared to battle him.
95,324
My plan for getting that ass was unclear, desolate, yet unwavering.
My plan for getting that ass was
unclear, desolate, yet unwavering.
95,325
At one point, after an officer had asked him to stop hitting his head and Moreno responded, “I don’t give a fuck.
At one point, after an officer had asked him to stop hitting
his head and Moreno responded, “I don’t give a fuck.
95,326
Emi Howard, who herself is Asian American, claims that the chef "routinely referred to Asian customers as 'shit people.'"
Emi Howard, who herself is Asian American, claims that the chef
"routinely referred to Asian customers as 'shit people.'"
95,327
Coined by Hank Azaria on Herman's Head: Azaria would ask the writing staff, "Who's carrying the idiot ball this week?"
Coined by Hank Azaria on Herman's Head: Azaria would ask the
writing staff, "Who's carrying the idiot ball this week?"
95,328
In this scene in DH part II, Harry, Ron and Hermione are just running around doing shit.
In this scene in DH part II, Harry,
Ron and Hermione are just running around doing shit.
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As such, Fischer said, “that’s why it is dumb, dumb, dumb; it is stupid, stupid, stupid; it is ignorant, ignorant, ignorant to think that there is anything that man can do to control the climate through human behavior.”
As such, Fischer said, “that’s why it is dumb, dumb, dumb; it is stupid, stupid, stupid;
it is ignorant, ignorant, ignorant to think that there is anything that man can do to control the climate through human behavior.”
95,330
The majority have been negative, with one commenter saying "Get a life people!
The majority have been negative, with one
commenter saying "Get a life people!
95,331
44(2): A body piercer must not perform body piercing on the genitalia, anal region, perineum or nipples of a person under the age of 18 years, whether or not consent has been given to the body piercing.
44(2): A body piercer must not perform body piercing on the genitalia, anal region, perineum or nipples
of a person under the age of 18 years, whether or not consent has been given to the body piercing.
95,332
Mizushima also drew attention to the Gintama live-action movie, commenting that the film “just looked stupid.”
Mizushima also drew attention to the Gintama live-action movie
, commenting that the film “just looked stupid.”
95,333
As the body count starts to rise, Ash must contend with not only a sadistic killer, but a ghostly pirate curse, his over-domineering mother, a vindictive Newport police Sargent who's out to get him, and of course his inner demons, including Timmy-- his penis.
As the body count starts to rise, Ash must contend with not only a sadistic killer, but a ghostly pirate curse, his over-
domineering mother, a vindictive Newport police Sargent who's out to get him, and of course his inner demons, including Timmy-- his penis.
95,334
"I'm going to just go ahead and say it ... the blacks are the ones causing the problems and this 'racial tension.'
"I'm going to just go ahead and say it ... the
blacks are the ones causing the problems and this 'racial tension.'
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"People from the outside must look at us and think 'what stupid people, what are they doing?'.
"People from the outside must look at us and think
'what stupid people, what are they doing?'.
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"And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot 'em and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him.
"And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and
then shoot 'em and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him.
95,337
At the company Christmas party she kept showing me her cleavage, grabbing my ass, and trying to grab my dong.
At the company Christmas party she kept showing me her cleavage
, grabbing my ass, and trying to grab my dong.
95,338
He doesn’t want us yapping about the ubiquitous outrages he’s enmeshed in; such as the IRS, NSA, DOJ, Benghazi, bankrupt Detroit or how much ObamaCare is hated and sucks.
He doesn’t want us yapping about the ubiquitous outrages he’s enmeshed in; such as the
IRS, NSA, DOJ, Benghazi, bankrupt Detroit or how much ObamaCare is hated and sucks.
95,339
Now, one of the developers behind the original game has revealed he told developers working on the project not to "f**k it up."
Now, one of the developers behind the original game has revealed he
told developers working on the project not to "f**k it up."
95,340
The result is (hopefully going to be, once I stop fucking up the dough) a drink that basically tastes like…vanilla?
The result is (hopefully going to be, once I stop fucking
up the dough) a drink that basically tastes like…vanilla?
95,341
There is nothing Big Gay Horror Fan adores more right now than Phil Tucker’sfrom 1953!
There is nothing Big Gay Horror Fan adores
more right now than Phil Tucker’sfrom 1953!
95,342
Naturally attracted to the baddest butt-holes around, Labbit becomes one with the most wicked and sadistic supers.
Naturally attracted to the baddest butt-holes around,
Labbit becomes one with the most wicked and sadistic supers.
95,343
We thought he learned his lesson after the pussy-grabbing incident.
We thought he learned his lesson
after the pussy-grabbing incident.
95,344
“No one knew my addiction, it was stupid as f---, 90 pills daily of Nurofen Plus,” he rapped in the video.
“No one knew my addiction, it was stupid as f---,
90 pills daily of Nurofen Plus,” he rapped in the video.
95,345
Although a hoard of zombies is generally considered more threatening (you could say they’re Steven Seagal because that shit is Hard to Kill), there’s something about being quietly and persistently chased down that’s… frankly terrifying.
Although a hoard of zombies is generally considered more threatening (you could say they’re Steven Seagal because that shit
is Hard to Kill), there’s something about being quietly and persistently chased down that’s… frankly terrifying.
95,346
Grumbling as she collected her things before being escorted out of the committee room, Wheeler said “you’ve got time to listen to all kinds of bullshit, but you don’t have time to listen to mothers.”
Grumbling as she collected her things before being escorted out of the committee room, Wheeler said “you’ve got
time to listen to all kinds of bullshit, but you don’t have time to listen to mothers.”
95,347
You get a lot of hate mail and stupid comments, and they can be quite time consuming to deal with.
You get a lot of hate mail and stupid comments,
and they can be quite time consuming to deal with.
95,348
The spot where some clever Confederates fooled a bunch of dumb Yankees, immortalized in a marker and a log cannon.
The spot where some clever Confederates fooled a bunch of dumb
Yankees, immortalized in a marker and a log cannon.
95,349
Said LaSalvia: "I've just about had it with faggots who line their pockets with checks from anti-gay homophobes while throwing the rest of us under the bus."
Said LaSalvia: "I've just about had it with faggots who line their pockets with
checks from anti-gay homophobes while throwing the rest of us under the bus."
95,350
Once you have a SWAT team the only thing to do is kick some ass.
Once you have a SWAT team the only
thing to do is kick some ass.
95,351
Let me explain: I was meeting her in the student center to work on my Macbeth paper, you horny bastards.
Let me explain: I was meeting her in the student
center to work on my Macbeth paper, you horny bastards.
95,352
Instead, they held her at gunpoint and forced her to have sex with them for free.
Instead, they held her at gunpoint and forced
her to have sex with them for free.
95,353
To be honest, I don’t really care that Barkley and others around basketball believe analytics is crap.
To be honest, I don’t really care that
Barkley and others around basketball believe analytics is crap.
95,354
Defeating the Curse-Rotted Greatwood gets you the Transposing Kiln, which you can bring to Ludleth of Corland to get some potentially kick ass weapons from boss souls you collect.
Defeating the Curse-Rotted Greatwood gets you the Transposing Kiln, which you can bring
to Ludleth of Corland to get some potentially kick ass weapons from boss souls you collect.
95,355
This Article is as simple and provocative as its title suggests: it explores the legal implications of the word fuck.
This Article is as simple and provocative as its title suggests
: it explores the legal implications of the word fuck.
95,356
And yes, sometimes I want to kick the teenage me in the tits for listening to bands like Adema and buying the first and only album by The Union Underground.
And yes, sometimes I want to kick the teenage me in the tits for listening
to bands like Adema and buying the first and only album by The Union Underground.
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1. “You” could be lying your ass off or even perhaps mistaken and none of the
1. “You” could be lying your
ass off or even perhaps mistaken and none of the
95,358
You are public enemy #1 to the social justice set, you privileged scumbag.
You are public enemy #1 to the
social justice set, you privileged scumbag.
95,359
It features the nipples of three worn out, fed up sorority sisters, along with the bare ass of another.
It features the nipples of three worn out, fed up
sorority sisters, along with the bare ass of another.
95,360
Anyway, the whole scenario is clearly much better than real life since you are the natural owner of some property you didn’t have to sweat your ass off to pay.
Anyway, the whole scenario is clearly much better than real life since you are the
natural owner of some property you didn’t have to sweat your ass off to pay.
95,361
The jet of water propelling the craft along streamed into her anus, causing fatal internal injuries.
The jet of water propelling the craft along streamed
into her anus, causing fatal internal injuries.
95,362
Putting it in her butt and pretending she is a 12 year old boy! Praise be to Allah, that cracks me up every time. Anyway enjoy these pictures of Emma Watson showing some skin.
Putting it in her butt and pretending she is a 12 year old boy! Praise be to Allah
, that cracks me up every time. Anyway enjoy these pictures of Emma Watson showing some skin.
95,363
“I don’t fit the lazy stupid loser stereotype,” she said, adding she’s a responsible user and has never come to work impaired.
“I don’t fit the lazy stupid loser stereotype,” she said
, adding she’s a responsible user and has never come to work impaired.
95,364
An open letter to the ‘nice guy’ who tried to hit me because I stopped him from taking home a drunk girl who was begging him to leave her alone (or: why you should never ask a poet if she’s really an ugly cocksucker or if that’s just her day job):
An open letter to the ‘nice guy’ who tried to hit me because I stopped him from taking home a drunk girl who was begging him to
leave her alone (or: why you should never ask a poet if she’s really an ugly cocksucker or if that’s just her day job):
95,365
Byerley says that the first thing those in middle America need to realize is that “no educated person wants to live in a s**thole with stupid people.”
Byerley says that the first thing those in middle America need to realize is that
“no educated person wants to live in a s**thole with stupid people.”
95,366
As a lowly music journalist, I'm certainly not in a position to question Snoop, but I’ve been following him on Instagram for long enough to know that he’ll just screengrab some random shit and repost it with some random-ass barely-coherent contextual note.
As a lowly music journalist, I'm certainly not in a position to question Snoop, but I’ve been following him on Instagram for
long enough to know that he’ll just screengrab some random shit and repost it with some random-ass barely-coherent contextual note.
95,367
Getting ghosted when you’re truly not expecting it is a pretty sh*t experience.
Getting ghosted when you’re truly not
expecting it is a pretty sh*t experience.
95,368
“The only way to combat this shit is to join an organization that has an anti-racist, anti-capitalist stance,” another protester claimed.
“The only way to combat this shit is to join an organization that has
an anti-racist, anti-capitalist stance,” another protester claimed.
95,369
The galaxy’s scum and villainy against the loyal smugglers and spies.
The galaxy’s scum and villainy
against the loyal smugglers and spies.
95,370
IRN are band that creates sonic mountains of mayhem on their own terms, and that’s what make this band so fucking stellar.
IRN are band that creates sonic mountains of mayhem on their own
terms, and that’s what make this band so fucking stellar.
95,371
Between feedings, milk collects in the breasts and gradually moves out toward the nipple, leaving more and more of the fat “stuck” further back in the milk ducts.
Between feedings, milk collects in the breasts and gradually moves out toward the nipple,
leaving more and more of the fat “stuck” further back in the milk ducts.
95,372
If people enjoy this one, believe me, the second one is going to be a fucking blast.”
If people enjoy this one, believe me, the
second one is going to be a fucking blast.”
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Thanks your fucking faggot! — Kenneth Paul (@KennyBallard91) February 3, 2014
Thanks your fucking faggot! — Kenneth
Paul (@KennyBallard91) February 3, 2014
95,374
As my grandpa used to always say in response to any “woulda shoulda coulda” talk, “If the dog wouldn’t have stopped to shit he would’ve caught rabbit.”
As my grandpa used to always say in response to any “woulda shoulda coulda” talk
, “If the dog wouldn’t have stopped to shit he would’ve caught rabbit.”
95,375
BuzzFeed’s Andrew Kaczynzki prefers, “Rand Paul is basically throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.”
BuzzFeed’s Andrew Kaczynzki prefers, “Rand Paul is basically
throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.”
95,376
Nine Muslim men of Pakistani heritage, jailed for ‘grooming’ (pimping) up to 100 white girls for sex, believe white girls have low morals compared with Muslim girls.
Nine Muslim men of Pakistani heritage, jailed for ‘grooming’ (pimping) up to
100 white girls for sex, believe white girls have low morals compared with Muslim girls.
95,377
It was a bitch slappin’ good time and a tribute to how much love i have for Oakland and especially to all the good times we had at the Ghost town gallery and eating Big Poppa’s burgers.
It was a bitch slappin’ good time and a tribute to how much love i have for Oakland and
especially to all the good times we had at the Ghost town gallery and eating Big Poppa’s burgers.
95,378
They wore pink hats in a vulgar gesture to represent their vaginas.
They wore pink hats in a
vulgar gesture to represent their vaginas.
95,379
In the midst of a city that obviously doesn’t give a shit about skateboarding, give Pat and his homies a hand and donate here.
In the midst of a city that obviously doesn’t give a shit
about skateboarding, give Pat and his homies a hand and donate here.
95,380
Homo naledi had small brains, curved fingers and may have buried their dead
Homo naledi had small brains, curved
fingers and may have buried their dead
95,381
You must have been one hardass son of a bitch." — John-117, upon finding Mobuto's body
You must have been one hardass son of a bitch
." — John-117, upon finding Mobuto's body
95,382
McNulty then put the footage on Facebook, writing: 'Anyone know these two idiots, they broke into our home in Carrollton and stole our passports and all of James' brand new guitar equipment, let's make them ''famous'' shall we?'
McNulty then put the footage on Facebook, writing: 'Anyone know these two idiots, they broke into our home in Carrollton and
stole our passports and all of James' brand new guitar equipment, let's make them ''famous'' shall we?'
95,383
Which often leads to the most terrifying thing writers face: a shitty first draft so utterly, irredeemably discombobulated that in retrospect that empty white screen seems soothing, inviting almost.
Which often leads to the most terrifying thing writers face: a shitty first draft so
utterly, irredeemably discombobulated that in retrospect that empty white screen seems soothing, inviting almost.
95,384
So what would happen if - in the year 2027 - the United States of America had its ass handed to it by a unified and nuclear-armed Korea?
So what would happen if - in the year 2027 - the United States of
America had its ass handed to it by a unified and nuclear-armed Korea?
95,385
A couple weeks ago, we wrote about faith healer Adam Miller's monumentally stupid and ridiculous SLAPP lawsuit against Stephanie Guttormson because she posted a video that was critical of a video Miller put together promoting his faith healing nonsense.
A couple weeks ago, we wrote about faith healer Adam Miller's monumentally stupid and ridiculous SLAPP lawsuit against Stephanie
Guttormson because she posted a video that was critical of a video Miller put together promoting his faith healing nonsense.
95,386
But before that, lets talk about how this season looks like it’s going to suck!
But before that, lets talk about how this
season looks like it’s going to suck!
95,387
Suman Moron, or Mor-on, or Muron is a type of Suman, a Filipino sweet rice dessert wrapped in aromatic leaves.
Suman Moron, or Mor-on, or Muron is a type
of Suman, a Filipino sweet rice dessert wrapped in aromatic leaves.
95,388
“If you think that money isn’t going to go into killing Americans, killing Israelis, you’re f*cking nuts” he screamed.
“If you think that money isn’t going to go into killing
Americans, killing Israelis, you’re f*cking nuts” he screamed.
95,389
'Islam is not a religion, it's an ideology,' says Wilders, a lanky Roman Catholic right-winger, 'the ideology of a retarded culture.'
'Islam is not a religion, it's an ideology,' says Wilders,
a lanky Roman Catholic right-winger, 'the ideology of a retarded culture.'
95,390
Subir already done fucking told some of y’all but in that instance he chose to be far more polite than perhaps he should have been.
Subir already done fucking told some of y’all but in that instance
he chose to be far more polite than perhaps he should have been.
95,391
Created almost exactly a decade ago by celebrated cartoonist KC Green as an expression of the dumbest possible thing an artist could do with a piece of paper, Dick Butt has had a long and storied memetic career.
Created almost exactly a decade ago by celebrated cartoonist KC Green as an expression of the dumbest possible thing an
artist could do with a piece of paper, Dick Butt has had a long and storied memetic career.
95,392
I guess the NSW government felt like they had to give us something to compensate for the shitty nightlife.
I guess the NSW government felt like they had to
give us something to compensate for the shitty nightlife.
95,393
Let us be honest, for there is no other way to put it, Donald Trump is a clown.
Let us be honest, for there is no other
way to put it, Donald Trump is a clown.
95,394
Killing a black teenager for doing nothing isn’t unlawful in “Stand your Imaginary Ground” Florida.
Killing a black teenager for doing nothing isn’t
unlawful in “Stand your Imaginary Ground” Florida.
95,395
And this means that we’re only three weeks away from all of those idiot baseball shitheads doing their whole “PITCHERS AND CATCHERS PITCHERS AND CATCHERS” bullshit.
And this means that we’re only three weeks away from all of those idiot
baseball shitheads doing their whole “PITCHERS AND CATCHERS PITCHERS AND CATCHERS” bullshit.
95,396
They connected A$AP Rocky and Rage Against The Machine's Tom Morello together for "Fuck the World."
They connected A$AP Rocky and Rage Against The Machine
's Tom Morello together for "Fuck the World."
95,397
It requires you to kill and maim in order to be successful, but that's what fun is all about!
It requires you to kill and maim in order to be
successful, but that's what fun is all about!
95,398
He ran afoul of yelp.com and they've gone out of their way to fuck him.
He ran afoul of yelp.com and they've
gone out of their way to fuck him.
95,399
In a clear act of defiance toward the religion, it seems that an employee decided to send a clear message to members of the Islamic faith, letting them know the public is done putting up with their crap.
In a clear act of defiance toward the religion, it seems that an employee decided to send a clear
message to members of the Islamic faith, letting them know the public is done putting up with their crap.