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Samantha Bee was so eager to take on Donald Trump’s 2005 boasts about grabbing women “by the pussy” that her Full Frontal team rushed out a video Friday night in which she had some similar things to say about men’s balls.
Samantha Bee was so eager to take on Donald Trump’s 2005 boasts about grabbing women “by the pussy” that her
Full Frontal team rushed out a video Friday night in which she had some similar things to say about men’s balls.
95,901
No one could believe that the writers of this once amazing show could do something so irresponsible and so idiotic as to kill one of the shows original characters without showing it on screen for everyone to see and to mourn over.
No one could believe that the writers of this once amazing show could do something so irresponsible and so idiotic as
to kill one of the shows original characters without showing it on screen for everyone to see and to mourn over.
95,902
1. Rush Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke a slut for her position on contraceptives.
1. Rush Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke
a slut for her position on contraceptives.
95,903
"When elders cursed me, my mother cried for a week and begged me to leave politics."
"When elders cursed me, my mother cried for
a week and begged me to leave politics."
95,904
Send us small shit only – anything that can fit inside a shoebox is good to go.
Send us small shit only – anything that can
fit inside a shoebox is good to go.
95,905
#FreeJustinCarter His stupid, adolescent post may have warranted a harsh warning from authorities but not jail time.
#FreeJustinCarter His stupid, adolescent post may have warranted
a harsh warning from authorities but not jail time.
95,906
“PARTYNEXTDOOR and his crew are some bitch ass niggas. Now tell me that. Tell me what I said now?” he said, before adding, “Tell him to pay that fake-ass budget they’ve been pressing at night.” The full Live Nation statement:
“PARTYNEXTDOOR and his crew are some bitch ass niggas. Now tell me that. Tell me what I said now?” he said,
before adding, “Tell him to pay that fake-ass budget they’ve been pressing at night.” The full Live Nation statement:
95,907
“TOO big to fail, too shit to buy” is the way some Citigroup insiders describe their employer.
“TOO big to fail, too shit to buy
” is the way some Citigroup insiders describe their employer.
95,908
It's just a bunch of idiots like us, swinging and missing at political softballs and constantly pratfalling toward the apocalypse.
It's just a bunch of idiots like us, swinging
and missing at political softballs and constantly pratfalling toward the apocalypse.
95,909
Every single person going to Coachella is a fucking loser, and part of the problem, and probably fat, too.
Every single person going to Coachella is a fucking loser,
and part of the problem, and probably fat, too.
95,910
Those people are such clueless and gullible morons that they deserve all the spam in the world.
Those people are such clueless and gullible morons that
they deserve all the spam in the world.
95,911
The man then told the woman that he had a foot fetish and that “her toes are so long and succulent” and he wanted to suck them.
The man then told the woman that he had a foot fetish and that “
her toes are so long and succulent” and he wanted to suck them.
95,912
In other words, medical staff penetrated a three-year-old boy’s penis hole against his will in order to extract urine to fulfill drug war obligations.
In other words, medical staff penetrated a three-year-old boy’s
penis hole against his will in order to extract urine to fulfill drug war obligations.
95,913
The woman told deputies Maira normally would take a $20 to $50 cut of the $250 she charged for oral and vaginal sex.
The woman told deputies Maira normally would take a $20 to $
50 cut of the $250 she charged for oral and vaginal sex.
95,914
Nesbitt responded to police by saying, "I'm a Vice Lord, I'll kill you."
Nesbitt responded to police by saying, "I'm
a Vice Lord, I'll kill you."
95,915
He needs to feel a penis go in and out of his vagina—you know, like all women crave.
He needs to feel a penis go in and out of
his vagina—you know, like all women crave.
95,916
During that confrontation, he pointed his weapon at people in a crowd and said "I will fucking kill you" and "Go fuck yourselves" when they asked for his name.
During that confrontation, he pointed his weapon at people in a crowd and said "I
will fucking kill you" and "Go fuck yourselves" when they asked for his name.
95,917
Since Hoft likes to float these smears and then delete them when it finally sinks through his dense cranial matter that they make him look like an idiot, here’s a screenshot:
Since Hoft likes to float these smears and then delete them when it finally sinks through his
dense cranial matter that they make him look like an idiot, here’s a screenshot:
95,918
Losing three games in a row by a single run each time really sucks.
Losing three games in a row by
a single run each time really sucks.
95,919
Paula Stocks tweeted: “Anyone else here feel that Ruth Davidson is a butchy wee lesbo bitch??”
Paula Stocks tweeted: “Anyone else here feel that
Ruth Davidson is a butchy wee lesbo bitch??”
95,920
British Politicians: There's Child Porn On The Internet And Google Needs To Do Something About It
British Politicians: There's Child Porn On The
Internet And Google Needs To Do Something About It
95,921
This font, similar to his earlier TheSansMono, demonstrated clearly to me that monospaced fonts do not have to suck.
This font, similar to his earlier TheSansMono, demonstrated clearly
to me that monospaced fonts do not have to suck.
95,922
“Trump calling a news lady ‘dumb as rocks’ is f*cking funny,” wrote Che.
“Trump calling a news lady ‘dumb as
rocks’ is f*cking funny,” wrote Che.
95,923
"Is grabbing a woman by her genitals without consent, is that sexual assault?"
"Is grabbing a woman by her genitals
without consent, is that sexual assault?"
95,924
Thank Christ we had one in the video or it would’ve been as bad a shit-show as those left footed losers in NSW.”
Thank Christ we had one in the video or it would’ve been as
bad a shit-show as those left footed losers in NSW.”
95,925
Justin Bieber decided to say “G'day” from Down Under in a way none of us will ever forget — he bared his butt and posed totally naked while sailing on a boat off the coast of Australia!
Justin Bieber decided to say “G'day” from Down Under in a way none of us will ever forget
— he bared his butt and posed totally naked while sailing on a boat off the coast of Australia!
95,926
It’s much easier to kill your son if you think he’s an evil devil creature.
It’s much easier to kill your son if
you think he’s an evil devil creature.
95,927
“And that ticked into, ‘Well, I’ve always wanted to try making my own sourdough anyway,’ and then a ‘Fuck, would that even work?’
“And that ticked into, ‘Well, I’ve always wanted to try making my
own sourdough anyway,’ and then a ‘Fuck, would that even work?’
95,928
The gag manga follows Agetarō Katsumata, a stupid but honest guy whose family has run a tonkatsu (breaded pork cutlet) restaurant for three generations.
The gag manga follows Agetarō Katsumata, a stupid but honest guy whose family
has run a tonkatsu (breaded pork cutlet) restaurant for three generations.
95,929
During what had to have been a particularly bad magic mushroom trip, the man had ripped off parts of his own penis, reports the Lansing State Journal.
During what had to have been a particularly bad magic mushroom trip, the man
had ripped off parts of his own penis, reports the Lansing State Journal.
95,930
We tend to be too busy getting on with life in the real world, to have time for “trivial bullshit”, as Somalian women’s rights activist Ayaan Hirsi Ali described it.
We tend to be too busy getting on with life in the real world, to have time
for “trivial bullshit”, as Somalian women’s rights activist Ayaan Hirsi Ali described it.
95,931
“Did you see those dirtbags started a wiki article about every time I fuck up!?” — Pat
“Did you see those dirtbags started a wiki article
about every time I fuck up!?” — Pat
95,932
“They shot her in the breast and in the buttocks with some kind of pellet gun.
“They shot her in the breast and in
the buttocks with some kind of pellet gun.
95,933
I mean, what he did was so stupid from his standpoint," Trump said.
I mean, what he did was so
stupid from his standpoint," Trump said.
95,934
A narrator: "This idiot believed the promises of his state not to abandon him if he was captured.”
A narrator: "This idiot believed the promises of his
state not to abandon him if he was captured.”
95,935
This pill should be mandatory for all right-wing Republicans, tea bags, KKK, people who hate the immigrants and want them deported, etc.
This pill should be mandatory for all right-wing Republicans, tea bags
, KKK, people who hate the immigrants and want them deported, etc.
95,936
The only racists here are the piece of shit Black Lives Matter terrorists and their supporters,” wrote Weekley.
The only racists here are the piece of shit Black
Lives Matter terrorists and their supporters,” wrote Weekley.
95,937
It sucks huge hairy balls and doubley so if you’re on a budget as, of the rare as rocking horse shit plus stores there are, they are mostly heinously over priced.
It sucks huge hairy balls and doubley so if you’re on a budget as, of
the rare as rocking horse shit plus stores there are, they are mostly heinously over priced.
95,938
Jury Sympathetic To Life360's CEO Sending 'Dear Piece Of Shit' Letter To Patent Troll; Says Patents Not Infringed
Jury Sympathetic To Life360's CEO Sending 'Dear Piece Of
Shit' Letter To Patent Troll; Says Patents Not Infringed
95,939
It’s also a play on the phrase “suck my dick,” which is a sexist and demeaning insult when used in this context.
It’s also a play on the phrase “suck my dick,
” which is a sexist and demeaning insult when used in this context.
95,940
I hate all of you and I can’t wait to give you exactly what you deserve.
I hate all of you and I can’t
wait to give you exactly what you deserve.
95,941
Why would the moron say ‘my wife, Melania, who happens to be right here…’ ” That post has gathered more than 100,000 shares, which on Facebook makes it roughly as credible as the Encyclopedia Britannica was considered in the before times.
Why would the moron say ‘my wife, Melania, who happens to be right here…’ ” That post has gathered
more than 100,000 shares, which on Facebook makes it roughly as credible as the Encyclopedia Britannica was considered in the before times.
95,942
It’s unfortunate, because while it’s a stretch to say that Beeston was always full of shit on this issue, he definitely allowed fans to dream on something that was always going to extremely difficult and extremely costly to pull off.
It’s unfortunate, because while it’s a stretch to say that Beeston was always full of shit on this issue
, he definitely allowed fans to dream on something that was always going to extremely difficult and extremely costly to pull off.
95,943
Trump’s victory may represent a new demographic of assholes, but those assholes do not have a majority on society.
Trump’s victory may represent a new demographic of assholes,
but those assholes do not have a majority on society.
95,944
I love how when a new super enhanced sex toy for men (hyper realistic sex dolls, dick succ machines, the FleshJack, etc) comes out crybabies who know they aint got shit to offer come out of the woodwork whining about how the toys are somehow misogynistic and replacing women
I love how when a new super enhanced sex toy for men (hyper realistic sex dolls, dick succ machines, the FleshJack, etc)
comes out crybabies who know they aint got shit to offer come out of the woodwork whining about how the toys are somehow misogynistic and replacing women
95,945
Awhile back, I made a video about how Donald Trump is no friend to the gays.
Awhile back, I made a video about how
Donald Trump is no friend to the gays.
95,946
And then once you leave your room you find out your dad had died last night.
And then once you leave your room you
find out your dad had died last night.
95,947
I got pissed off and opened my window and found a group of kids playing grab ass.
I got pissed off and opened my window and
found a group of kids playing grab ass.
95,948
More vomiting later that night caused her to bleed heavily from her vagina.
More vomiting later that night caused her
to bleed heavily from her vagina.
95,949
“It (the large statue) looked fairly innocent from behind, it was only when you walked around the front that you realised the crawling tunnel was a huge vagina.
“It (the large statue) looked fairly innocent from behind, it was only
when you walked around the front that you realised the crawling tunnel was a huge vagina.
95,950
I had tried Chrome plug-ins such as Go Fuckin Work, which never resulted in a long term habit change.
I had tried Chrome plug-ins such as Go Fuckin
Work, which never resulted in a long term habit change.
95,951
An Indian woman cut off a Hindu religious teacher's genitals after he allegedly tried to rape her at her house in the southern state of Kerala, police said on Saturday.
An Indian woman cut off a Hindu religious teacher's genitals after he allegedly tried to
rape her at her house in the southern state of Kerala, police said on Saturday.
95,952
I’m just so fucking sick of these healthist, sizeist bigot shitlords who don’t respect my identity.
I’m just so fucking sick of these healthist,
sizeist bigot shitlords who don’t respect my identity.
95,953
Anyone foolish enough to attempt to stall her or take her by force have been ripped apart by the entourage of monsterous eels that seem to see Shaltao as a mother figure.
Anyone foolish enough to attempt to stall her or take her by force have been ripped
apart by the entourage of monsterous eels that seem to see Shaltao as a mother figure.
95,954
You’ve already logged into Facebook earlier, and masturbated …, errm, crept on your ex-gf’s new photos from her trip to the beach to visit her “bestie.”
You’ve already logged into Facebook earlier, and masturbated …, errm, crept on your ex
-gf’s new photos from her trip to the beach to visit her “bestie.”
95,955
It's more like improv theater or a radio play or a drunken bullshit session.
It's more like improv theater or a
radio play or a drunken bullshit session.
95,956
But even though it's 2017, it seems like many dudes still don't even know where the vagina is.
But even though it's 2017, it seems like many
dudes still don't even know where the vagina is.
95,957
The group, one of the world’s most secret, was formed in Ingolstadt, upper Bavaria, in 1776 and went on to control the world by manipulating the minds of 7 billion very stupid people.
The group, one of the world’s most secret, was formed in Ingolstadt, upper Bavaria,
in 1776 and went on to control the world by manipulating the minds of 7 billion very stupid people.
95,958
He had stashed hundreds of painkillers and had tried to end his life by taking enough to kill himself.
He had stashed hundreds of painkillers and had tried to
end his life by taking enough to kill himself.
95,959
You loved the shit out of him, and when he was on, he was fucking GOLDEN, but now that he's gotten a huge payout, you're kind of worried about him.is.
You loved the shit out of him, and when he was on, he was fucking GOLDEN
, but now that he's gotten a huge payout, you're kind of worried about him.is.
95,960
Semen Padang Football Club is an Indonesian professional football club, based in Indarung, Padang, West Sumatra.
Semen Padang Football Club is an Indonesian professional football club
, based in Indarung, Padang, West Sumatra.
95,961
After miraculously recovering from the hangover you damned yourself with to forget about how shitty your week was, you get the boys together by, and I’m being generous here, noon.
After miraculously recovering from the hangover you damned yourself with to forget about how shitty your week
was, you get the boys together by, and I’m being generous here, noon.
95,962
We want to bring the breast pump out of the lactation closet, so to speak.
We want to bring the breast pump out
of the lactation closet, so to speak.
95,963
He added, “these bacteria somehow prime your immune system so that it's better able to attack cancer cells and kill them.”
He added, “these bacteria somehow prime your immune system so that
it's better able to attack cancer cells and kill them.”
95,964
2- You have the Right to remain silent while we beat the shit out of you.
2- You have the Right to remain silent
while we beat the shit out of you.
95,965
We’re in a dim Berlin basement and the self-appointed God of F**k is telling NME how he wants to be lit for our video shoot.
We’re in a dim Berlin basement and the self-appointed God of
F**k is telling NME how he wants to be lit for our video shoot.
95,966
Just when we thought it couldn’t get any better, along comes another gift: this remarkable spasm of stupidity from the dark side - the neocon-dominated, big media / security state / rotten politician / axis of evil.
Just when we thought it couldn’t get any better, along comes another gift: this remarkable spasm of stupidity from
the dark side - the neocon-dominated, big media / security state / rotten politician / axis of evil.
95,967
I used to shoot on Betacam SP, shoot one scene for 4o minutes (which of course pissed off the editor as they have to real time digitize) and get them to speed it up X number of percent to effective give me a timelapse.
I used to shoot on Betacam SP, shoot one scene for 4o minutes (which of course pissed off the editor as they
have to real time digitize) and get them to speed it up X number of percent to effective give me a timelapse.
95,968
On visit to China the leader repeats his denunciation of Barack Obama as a ‘son of a whore’
On visit to China the leader repeats his denunciation of
Barack Obama as a ‘son of a whore’
95,969
When a furious Haq Nawaz and his relatives went to the alleged rapist's house to demand revenge, it was decided that the suspect's sister, N, would be handed over to F's brother to be raped as a punishment.
When a furious Haq Nawaz and his relatives went to the alleged rapist's house to demand revenge, it was decided
that the suspect's sister, N, would be handed over to F's brother to be raped as a punishment.
95,970
Wtf is this shit @BWWings @BWWBowl not even supporting your own bowl so u can show some ufc fight?
Wtf is this shit @BWWings @BWWBowl not even supporting your
own bowl so u can show some ufc fight?
95,971
For the long-range, subsonic, jet-powered strategic bomber commonly referred to as the Big Ugly Fat Fucker, see Boeing B-52 Stratofortress
For the long-range, subsonic, jet-powered strategic bomber
commonly referred to as the Big Ugly Fat Fucker, see Boeing B-52 Stratofortress
95,972
And I have a large disposable income and know better than you, asswipe.
And I have a large disposable income
and know better than you, asswipe.
95,973
It’s not like the robo-call you just hang up on, or the junk mail you trash.
It’s not like the robo-call you just
hang up on, or the junk mail you trash.
95,974
The women "carried a plastic vagina a couple of metres high in the style of the Virgin Mary," said the Seville-based judge.
The women "carried a plastic vagina a couple of metres high in the
style of the Virgin Mary," said the Seville-based judge.
95,975
Piss on him: The Hitler urinal at the toilet museum in Harlekin (Picture: CEN)
Piss on him: The Hitler urinal at the
toilet museum in Harlekin (Picture: CEN)
95,976
I'm ashamed Japanese racists state the Syrian refugee is only a parasite depending others' money.
I'm ashamed Japanese racists state the Syrian refugee
is only a parasite depending others' money.
95,977
PGAdmin kinda works, except the SQL editor is a piece of shit @neilmiddleton
PGAdmin kinda works, except the SQL
editor is a piece of shit @neilmiddleton
95,978
We get given the choice to write our own essay title, too – what the fuck does that even mean?
We get given the choice to write our own essay title
, too – what the fuck does that even mean?
95,979
and ‘Can’t wait until you die, faggot,’ in the direction of the resident fellow cottage of lecturer Dennis Matthies.”
and ‘Can’t wait until you die, faggot,’ in
the direction of the resident fellow cottage of lecturer Dennis Matthies.”
95,980
“hey fuck your phd i’m uhhhh a sex ed teacher…. basic bio 101 says ur neuroendocrinology phd is uhhh bullshit and wrong?“
“hey fuck your phd i’m uhhhh a sex ed teacher….
basic bio 101 says ur neuroendocrinology phd is uhhh bullshit and wrong?“
95,981
When the baby then sucks at her nipple, it stimulates the release of the hormone prolactin, which tells her body to produce more.
When the baby then sucks at her nipple, it stimulates the release
of the hormone prolactin, which tells her body to produce more.
95,982
A kung fu monk in Huizhou, a city in China’s Guangdong Province, literally had the balls to pull an 18-ton coach bus using the power of his mighty penis.
A kung fu monk in Huizhou, a city in China’s Guangdong Province, literally
had the balls to pull an 18-ton coach bus using the power of his mighty penis.
95,983
Way to go! The Fat Princess of Shakes Manor salutes you.Love,LissP.S. The PS2 sucked.P.P.S. There's an update here
Way to go! The Fat Princess of Shakes Manor salutes you.
Love,LissP.S. The PS2 sucked.P.P.S. There's an update here
95,984
Now even some factions of the MSM (mostly shit media) are beginning to tepidly mention this case.
Now even some factions of the MSM (mostly shit
media) are beginning to tepidly mention this case.
95,985
He quickly changes his statement to “I will be marrying this foolish woman in the future.”
He quickly changes his statement to “I will
be marrying this foolish woman in the future.”
95,986
Radio host Jim Quinn repeatedly calling NOW the “National Organization of Whores.”
Radio host Jim Quinn repeatedly calling NOW
the “National Organization of Whores.”
95,987
Black people know we find their violence and aggression frightening, their crude and unrestrained sexuality disgusting, and their primitive culture, both rural and urban, clownish and childish.
Black people know we find their violence and aggression frightening, their crude and unrestrained sexuality
disgusting, and their primitive culture, both rural and urban, clownish and childish.
95,988
What are they talking about? It is really absurd. That is why I think 'Big Moron Corporation' is a good title for BMC," Ad Guru Alyque Padamsee said.
What are they talking about? It is really absurd. That is why I think '
Big Moron Corporation' is a good title for BMC," Ad Guru Alyque Padamsee said.
95,989
Likewise, when we see a bleach blond teetering in stilettos and pulling up her strapless mini, many of us think she must be stupid and shallow, with nothing between her ears but fashion tips.
Likewise, when we see a bleach blond teetering in stilettos and pulling up her strapless mini, many
of us think she must be stupid and shallow, with nothing between her ears but fashion tips.
95,990
After he had her drive to another parking lot, he ordered her to get into the back seat, and he tried to rape her.
After he had her drive to another parking lot, he ordered her
to get into the back seat, and he tried to rape her.
95,991
And what makes US military power so dangerous is that the people who run that country are, to be blunt, so stupid – full of their own delusion self-righteousness and ignorance.
And what makes US military power so dangerous is that the people who run that country are,
to be blunt, so stupid – full of their own delusion self-righteousness and ignorance.
95,992
The rape had been so violent that it caused a break in the wall between the vagina and rectum, a fistula, which had to be repaired surgically.
The rape had been so violent that it caused a break in the wall between
the vagina and rectum, a fistula, which had to be repaired surgically.
95,993
I can’t just bitch about parking my entire life (hah, I totally can and will).
I can’t just bitch about parking my entire life
(hah, I totally can and will).
95,994
Maybe it’s because everything is awesome when you’re high, but I find myself stumbling upon all sorts of really cool shit after I medicate.
Maybe it’s because everything is awesome when you’re high, but I
find myself stumbling upon all sorts of really cool shit after I medicate.
95,995
But stupid government policy is threatening us in other ways, as well.
But stupid government policy is threatening us
in other ways, as well.
95,996
"He then removed his genitals, placed them on her child’s window and made sexual movements," according to police.
"He then removed his genitals, placed them on her child
’s window and made sexual movements," according to police.
95,997
Douche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity.
Douche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina,
but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity.
95,998
But still, it was encouraging, in that miserably depressing way, to hear so much talk in countries like Ireland and Greece—both dragged into Euro debt-bondage with promises of high-tech modernity—about how shit is severely, deeply fucked.
But still, it was encouraging, in that miserably depressing way, to hear so much talk in countries like Ireland and Greece
—both dragged into Euro debt-bondage with promises of high-tech modernity—about how shit is severely, deeply fucked.
95,999
By now I hope you are saying something like "What the fuck is he talking about - Facebook is crushing Google+" or something like that.
By now I hope you are saying something like "What the fuck is
he talking about - Facebook is crushing Google+" or something like that.