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My Midlife Plastic Crisis that she wants to upgrade her boobs to the “biggest in the UK.”
My Midlife Plastic Crisis that she wants to upgrade her
boobs to the “biggest in the UK.”
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The Catholic League quickly accused Hagee of being a bigot, who has described the Catholic Church as a "false cult" and "the Great Whore of Revelation 17," and since then the McCain campaign has maintained its distance from Hagee.
The Catholic League quickly accused Hagee of being a bigot, who has described the Catholic Church as a "false cult"
and "the Great Whore of Revelation 17," and since then the McCain campaign has maintained its distance from Hagee.
95,702
Utopians think the dystopians are ridiculously paranoid, while dystopians think the utopians are idiotically blinkered.
Utopians think the dystopians are ridiculously paranoid,
while dystopians think the utopians are idiotically blinkered.
95,703
“Gentlemen, I hope it never comes to this, but you just never know what my hands could get up to if they get anywhere near my immoral regions,” Pence reportedly said while holding his hands up near his head to make sure they stayed as far away from his genitals as possible.
“Gentlemen, I hope it never comes to this, but you just never know what my hands could get up to if they get anywhere near my
immoral regions,” Pence reportedly said while holding his hands up near his head to make sure they stayed as far away from his genitals as possible.
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Now let me see dem titties, sugartits.“ Help The Dreamin Demon go ad free! Support us on Patreon!
Now let me see dem titties, sugartits.“ Help
The Dreamin Demon go ad free! Support us on Patreon!
95,705
There's an obese, blobbish cat head that sings its enemies to sleep and slaps them until they bleed internally.
There's an obese, blobbish cat head that sings its
enemies to sleep and slaps them until they bleed internally.
95,706
In the video, the suspected militant reveals the group has big ambitions beyond its borders and wants to kill all Shi’ite Muslims.
In the video, the suspected militant reveals the group has big
ambitions beyond its borders and wants to kill all Shi’ite Muslims.
95,707
No one tells you this shit, and first time moms always act all surprised.
No one tells you this shit, and
first time moms always act all surprised.
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The time travel shit is almost over and I can't wait to draw a 30-foot-tall demon.
The time travel shit is almost over and I ca
n't wait to draw a 30-foot-tall demon.
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Following up are, “You are disgusting and you deserve to waste away alone in your filth.
Following up are, “You are disgusting and
you deserve to waste away alone in your filth.
95,710
“Now everything that’s negative in stupid ass America is celebrated.”
“Now everything that’s negative in
stupid ass America is celebrated.”
95,711
All these bi/het radfems are now whining and trying to make you out to be some oppressive asshole cuz they can't deal with their het guilt.
All these bi/het radfems are now whining and trying to make you out
to be some oppressive asshole cuz they can't deal with their het guilt.
95,712
Semen is a greyish white bodily fluid that is secreted by the gonads of male animals.
Semen is a greyish white bodily fluid that
is secreted by the gonads of male animals.
95,713
The lineup of bands has been locked in and wow, what a fucking bill:
The lineup of bands has been locked in
and wow, what a fucking bill:
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This is the most annoying fucking thing I have ever experienced.
This is the most annoying fucking
thing I have ever experienced.
95,715
Dousing your body in fragrance could actually do more harm than good for your sultry personal appearance.
Dousing your body in fragrance could actually do more
harm than good for your sultry personal appearance.
95,716
We may have seen our space settlement future, and it kinda sucks.
We may have seen our space settlement
future, and it kinda sucks.
95,717
Mothers shall suckle their children for two whole years; (that is) for those who wish to complete the suckling.
Mothers shall suckle their children for two whole years; (
that is) for those who wish to complete the suckling.
95,718
The prostitute had been beaten with an axe handle, shot in the head, and left in an Alaskan snowbank.
The prostitute had been beaten with an axe handle, shot
in the head, and left in an Alaskan snowbank.
95,719
His feints and reversals are the essence of his belief system; he espouses a philosophy of bullshit.
His feints and reversals are the essence of his
belief system; he espouses a philosophy of bullshit.
95,720
"I don't give a rat's ass what the hell you think," was Rodman's angry response Tuesday when Chris Coumo of CNN's "New Day" questioned the trip to North Korea.
"I don't give a rat's ass what the hell you think," was Rodman's
angry response Tuesday when Chris Coumo of CNN's "New Day" questioned the trip to North Korea.
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Unless of course there is a buried part of your psyche which refers to most people you meet as "stupid apes", which you must continually supress if you want to be a good person.
Unless of course there is a buried part of your psyche which refers to most people you meet as
"stupid apes", which you must continually supress if you want to be a good person.
95,722
When the sperm hit a solid tumour, the arms sprung open, releasing the sperm and allowing them to swim into the tumour.
When the sperm hit a solid tumour, the arms sprung open
, releasing the sperm and allowing them to swim into the tumour.
95,723
It is not at all just matter of sitting on my ass and click away.
It is not at all just matter of
sitting on my ass and click away.
95,724
This idiotic mistake shows that Dave remains a supreme PR man with the PR man's traditional flexibility with the facts, and we must doubt he cares too much about having got them wrong.
This idiotic mistake shows that Dave remains a supreme PR man with the PR man's traditional flexibility
with the facts, and we must doubt he cares too much about having got them wrong.
95,725
Somewhere in the middle of my first year in college, I began to develop a strong sense of disquietude that traced its provenance to a measured self-appraisal that I was an utter imbecile.
Somewhere in the middle of my first year in college, I began to develop a strong sense
of disquietude that traced its provenance to a measured self-appraisal that I was an utter imbecile.
95,726
She says that a ghost came into her room and raped her while she was half asleep, and she thinks that it's the ghost's baby.
She says that a ghost came into her room and raped her while she
was half asleep, and she thinks that it's the ghost's baby.
95,727
Worst thing about Second Life: Reputation Best thing in your inventory: Penis gun that shoots sperm.
Worst thing about Second Life: Reputation Best thing
in your inventory: Penis gun that shoots sperm.
95,728
Perhaps at some point in the near future you’ll need to apologize for some stupid and/or ignorant and/or insensitive thing you have done.
Perhaps at some point in the near future you’ll need to
apologize for some stupid and/or ignorant and/or insensitive thing you have done.
95,729
Leno is the bland, slab-faced, corporate-friendly panderer with the comedic temperament of an eighth-grade boy circa 1989: Blondes are dumb, gay men are silly, and Michael Jackson is hilarious in every single context the human mind could ever hope to imagine.
Leno is the bland, slab-faced, corporate-friendly panderer with the comedic temperament of an eighth-grade boy circa 1989:
Blondes are dumb, gay men are silly, and Michael Jackson is hilarious in every single context the human mind could ever hope to imagine.
95,730
There are times where we all need a kick in the ass, a wake up call if you want to call it that way.
There are times where we all need a kick in the ass,
a wake up call if you want to call it that way.
95,731
You can create quests that are as simple as talk to guy, go kill ten giant rats and then talk to guy again.
You can create quests that are as simple as talk to guy
, go kill ten giant rats and then talk to guy again.
95,732
"The X-ray revealed [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis," according to the report.
"The X-ray revealed [Negrin] has a small penis and co-
workers made fun of him on a daily basis," according to the report.
95,733
Mark Millar Teases Hit-Girl, Mother Russia Showdown In KICK-ASS 2
Mark Millar Teases Hit-Girl,
Mother Russia Showdown In KICK-ASS 2
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"States' rights advocates would have a veritable sh*t fit, and they're allowed to vote for president, but when it comes to an island full of Latinos, f**k them," he asserts.
"States' rights advocates would have a veritable sh*t fit, and they're allowed to vote for
president, but when it comes to an island full of Latinos, f**k them," he asserts.
95,735
The MLB season is not even a week old, and yet, fans storming the field for stupid reasons are already in postseason form.
The MLB season is not even a week old, and yet,
fans storming the field for stupid reasons are already in postseason form.
95,736
On Friday, Trump called these people sons of bitches (via the Guardian):
On Friday, Trump called these people sons
of bitches (via the Guardian):
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'Sometimes you just have to agree to disagree and grab some p***y', she tweeted before it was swiftly deleted
'Sometimes you just have to agree to disagree and grab
some p***y', she tweeted before it was swiftly deleted
95,738
Why bust your ass so half your money can go to support welfare queens, carousel riding and man-hating single moms, all while enriching bureaucrats who sponsor your personal enslavement in the American family court system?
Why bust your ass so half your money can go to support welfare queens, carousel riding and man-
hating single moms, all while enriching bureaucrats who sponsor your personal enslavement in the American family court system?
95,739
Among our hardy band of Black Brothers is Jon Snow, the bastard son of Ned Stark, who is about to learn more about wildlings, wights, and skinchangers than he ever imagined.
Among our hardy band of Black Brothers is Jon Snow, the bastard son of Ned Stark,
who is about to learn more about wildlings, wights, and skinchangers than he ever imagined.
95,740
It’s a great bit because it’s funny, first of all, but it’s funny because it’s all about taking responsibility for the stupid things you want to say.
It’s a great bit because it’s funny, first of all, but it’s
funny because it’s all about taking responsibility for the stupid things you want to say.
95,741
A man with (identity concealed) a micro penis has documented his feeling in a piece he wrote for Cosmopolitan magazine, calling for people to be more considerate towards men with small penises.
A man with (identity concealed) a micro penis has documented his feeling in a piece he
wrote for Cosmopolitan magazine, calling for people to be more considerate towards men with small penises.
95,742
A confidential Nazi S.S. report called her “the most hated person at Buchenwald, and a perverted, nymphomaniacal, power-mad demon.”
A confidential Nazi S.S. report called her “the most hated person at
Buchenwald, and a perverted, nymphomaniacal, power-mad demon.”
95,743
A black coffin with the face of the late Sinn Fein Deputy First Minister and the slogan 'F*** the IRA' was placed on the bonfire at the Castlereagh Road in east Belfast.
A black coffin with the face of the late Sinn Fein Deputy First Minister and the slogan 'F
*** the IRA' was placed on the bonfire at the Castlereagh Road in east Belfast.
95,744
It's a damn impressive feat and puts us closer to the dream of creating renewable energy for our Earth-sucking moving boxes known as planes, cars and other transportation vehicles.
It's a damn impressive feat and puts us closer to the dream of creating renewable energy
for our Earth-sucking moving boxes known as planes, cars and other transportation vehicles.
95,745
Mormons wear the garments day and night, removing them only for bathing, exercise, or sex.
Mormons wear the garments day and night, removing
them only for bathing, exercise, or sex.
95,746
Central Casting could not have come up with a more perfect representative of the Stupid Party.
Central Casting could not have come up with
a more perfect representative of the Stupid Party.
95,747
Sure, they displayed some suitably flinty attitude on the title track, unleashed one of their trademark extended grooves with "Change Your Mind," and got caught up in the tornadic fury of "Piece of Crap."
Sure, they displayed some suitably flinty attitude on the title track, unleashed one of their trademark extended grooves with
"Change Your Mind," and got caught up in the tornadic fury of "Piece of Crap."
95,748
The other bright bulb’s t-shirts said something about not fixing your “fucking” computer.
The other bright bulb’s t-shirts said
something about not fixing your “fucking” computer.
95,749
Yeah, he is, but not because he has great jokes; it’s because he’s an unabashed selfish jerk with little-to-no-regard for the well-being of others.
Yeah, he is, but not because he has great jokes; it’s because he’s an
unabashed selfish jerk with little-to-no-regard for the well-being of others.
95,750
They have made assloads of animated shorts, music videos, and other obscure shit.
They have made assloads of animated shorts,
music videos, and other obscure shit.
95,751
Minghua dragged the youngster out of their home and forced him to empty his bladder, but when the child refused he used a machete to hack at his neck and kill him.
Minghua dragged the youngster out of their home and forced him to empty his bladder, but
when the child refused he used a machete to hack at his neck and kill him.
95,752
is a new column about breakin’ and enterin,’ tresspassin’ and trangressin’ — and all the cool shit you find.
is a new column about breakin’ and enterin,’ tresspassin
’ and trangressin’ — and all the cool shit you find.
95,753
Talley took to Twitter to tell his 128,000 followers that West, a decorated combat veteran, is the “dumbest man walking around America” and an “embarrassment to Blacks.”
Talley took to Twitter to tell his 128,000 followers that West, a decorated combat veteran,
is the “dumbest man walking around America” and an “embarrassment to Blacks.”
95,754
S.h.i.t.posting down there means I will concider it as an option for future expansion of the kit.A lot more parts and stuff to come!!!
S.h.i.t.posting down there means I will concider it as an option for future expansion
of the kit.A lot more parts and stuff to come!!!
95,755
That’s why this cardboard standee of a man holding a can of Pussy, and saying “I’ve tasted pussy, have you?”
That’s why this cardboard standee of a man holding a can of
Pussy, and saying “I’ve tasted pussy, have you?”
95,756
A Chinese kung fu master has stunned audiences after swinging 80kg worth of bricks from his testicles.
A Chinese kung fu master has stunned audiences after
swinging 80kg worth of bricks from his testicles.
95,757
"Just like that old shit that I had, the shit with A$AP Rocky and Yams and all that shit.
"Just like that old shit that I had, the
shit with A$AP Rocky and Yams and all that shit.
95,758
You have robbed me of my land... and now you are stealing my folklore and my food, claiming that this is your Jewish food?
You have robbed me of my land... and now you are stealing
my folklore and my food, claiming that this is your Jewish food?
95,759
Obama has been called a "hypocrite," a "killer" of innocents, an "enemy of Muslims."
Obama has been called a "hypocrite," a "
killer" of innocents, an "enemy of Muslims."
95,760
Structural engineer Martin Bishop said: “You can see from the outside that it’s an unsafe building because it was clearly designed to be attractive to utter fucking bastards.
Structural engineer Martin Bishop said: “You can see from the outside that it’s
an unsafe building because it was clearly designed to be attractive to utter fucking bastards.
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And where do US Special forces holster their sidearms? ON THEIR FUCKING SIDES! I don’t think these guys are too worried about Kim’s elite forces: ‘Murica bitches… If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter
And where do US Special forces holster their sidearms? ON THEIR FUCKING SIDES! I don’t think these guys are too worried
about Kim’s elite forces: ‘Murica bitches… If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter
95,762
The incident in question involved the actor calling a paparazzi photographer a "cock-sucking faggot."
The incident in question involved the actor calling a
paparazzi photographer a "cock-sucking faggot."
95,763
He thinks it’s all bullshit, and he spends pretty much the entire album bemoaning the state of rap.
He thinks it’s all bullshit, and he spends
pretty much the entire album bemoaning the state of rap.
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A reader of one of my previous columns (“Another Stupid Remark from Mitt — But Who’s Counting?”
A reader of one of my previous columns (“Another
Stupid Remark from Mitt — But Who’s Counting?”
95,765
Wolfsburg sporting director Olaf Rebbe added: "Luiz has realised that this was stupid."
Wolfsburg sporting director Olaf Rebbe added: "
Luiz has realised that this was stupid."
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‘We will go to kill Ukrainians as soon as our war will be over,’ Assad’s army … 613
‘We will go to kill Ukrainians as soon as our
war will be over,’ Assad’s army … 613
95,767
Nephthys, hoe of Set - tha Dogg of Darkness, desired a cold-ass lil child, yet her homeboy was infertile, so Nephthys disguised her muthafuckin ass as Isis, tha hoe of Setz brutha Osiris, n' seduced his muthafuckin ass.
Nephthys, hoe of Set - tha Dogg of Darkness, desired a cold-ass lil child, yet her homeboy was infertile
, so Nephthys disguised her muthafuckin ass as Isis, tha hoe of Setz brutha Osiris, n' seduced his muthafuckin ass.
95,768
It was his attempt to “take the rainbow back” from those damn LGBTQ people.
It was his attempt to “take the
rainbow back” from those damn LGBTQ people.
95,769
On his Tumblr, Ocean shared a scan of the check for that exact amount (below), adding in the memo: "FUCK OFF".
On his Tumblr, Ocean shared a scan of the check for that exact
amount (below), adding in the memo: "FUCK OFF".
95,770
If we are to believe Bill Maher — and, for the record, I don't — booking pig anus found in the bottom of a package of chitlins with sentience Milo Yiannopoulos was an elaborate bit of subterfuge intended to shine a light on how repugnant Yiannopoulos's views and actions are.
If we are to believe Bill Maher — and, for the record, I don't — booking pig anus found in the bottom of a
package of chitlins with sentience Milo Yiannopoulos was an elaborate bit of subterfuge intended to shine a light on how repugnant Yiannopoulos's views and actions are.
95,771
The breasts are sagging and below both shoulders are notches, indicating that her arms have been tied around her body.
The breasts are sagging and below both shoulders are notches,
indicating that her arms have been tied around her body.
95,772
While you’d think it would be basically impossible to get anybody to actually volunteer for this line of duty, the paratroopers don't seem to give a shit.
While you’d think it would be basically impossible to get anybody to actually volunteer
for this line of duty, the paratroopers don't seem to give a shit.
95,773
Then when Lesley's passed out, I take her to the closet and rape her.'
Then when Lesley's passed out, I take
her to the closet and rape her.'
95,774
Daniel in Celje, a historic church erected in 1306, was spray painted with upside-down crosses, pentagrams, profanities — including the slurs "whore" and "b***h" — the numeral 666 and the name Satan.
Daniel in Celje, a historic church erected in 1306, was spray painted with upside-down crosses, pentagrams
, profanities — including the slurs "whore" and "b***h" — the numeral 666 and the name Satan.
95,775
Their incompetent and alcoholic manager Jeff is incapable to help them to reach success and they are on the road on tour playing in clubs and bars in Canada and United States of America.
Their incompetent and alcoholic manager Jeff is incapable to help them to reach success and they are
on the road on tour playing in clubs and bars in Canada and United States of America.
95,776
Black people in Pinellas and Hillsborough are at least six times as likely to be arrested for marijuana possession as white people.
Black people in Pinellas and Hillsborough are at least six times
as likely to be arrested for marijuana possession as white people.
95,777
Mikandi unveiled “Tits & Glass,” today, calling it the world’s first porn app for Glass.
Mikandi unveiled “Tits & Glass,” today,
calling it the world’s first porn app for Glass.
95,778
I'm done with his bullshit and lies, and I'm done with his supporters and the bullshit they spew to cover for him.
I'm done with his bullshit and lies, and I'm done
with his supporters and the bullshit they spew to cover for him.
95,779
“Well I would rather give birth to a flaming iguana while taking a sh*t,” O’Donnell continued.
“Well I would rather give birth to a flaming
iguana while taking a sh*t,” O’Donnell continued.
95,780
Plus: how to decide whether you want kids – and the woman with two vaginas
Plus: how to decide whether you want
kids – and the woman with two vaginas
95,781
"ASSHOLE reporters writing lies," wrote user TrustusJones in a post about the article on Silk Road's bustling forums.
"ASSHOLE reporters writing lies," wrote user TrustusJones in
a post about the article on Silk Road's bustling forums.
95,782
“The next day they decided and shot both of them dead in public.
“The next day they decided and
shot both of them dead in public.
95,783
Fareed started out by accusing Trump voters of being old, racist, misogynist, gay hating bigots.
Fareed started out by accusing Trump voters of being
old, racist, misogynist, gay hating bigots.
95,784
We’ll come up with many more such think tanks over the next few weeks and scare the shit out of India.
We’ll come up with many more such think tanks over
the next few weeks and scare the shit out of India.
95,785
"[I had a] shit start and then an awful first few corners because of that.
"[I had a] shit start and
then an awful first few corners because of that.
95,786
“It’s about having your ass exposed to thousands of people and not having the courtesy to pull your shirt down or pull your pants up,” he says.
“It’s about having your ass exposed to thousands of people and not having the
courtesy to pull your shirt down or pull your pants up,” he says.
95,787
They’re playing like ten kilos of crap in a five kilo bag and they stink.
They’re playing like ten kilos of crap
in a five kilo bag and they stink.
95,788
New Daily Show Host Trevor Noah Recently Trashed Americans as Stupid
New Daily Show Host Trevor
Noah Recently Trashed Americans as Stupid
95,789
In case you have not heard of it, thousands of people protested against our current president and her party, but many of the claims heard throughout the streets show little knowledge from the ones who were protesting, and another ones where just mindblowingly stupid.
In case you have not heard of it, thousands of people protested against our current president and her party, but many of
the claims heard throughout the streets show little knowledge from the ones who were protesting, and another ones where just mindblowingly stupid.
95,790
The complainant alleged she’d been raped vaginally and anally by her husband, and assaulted several times.
The complainant alleged she’d been raped vaginally and
anally by her husband, and assaulted several times.
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I say, look, if that's what self-loathing men-oriented-men call blowjobs nowadays, that's their business.
I say, look, if that's what self-loathing men
-oriented-men call blowjobs nowadays, that's their business.
95,792
Let’s pretend you’re a moron who improperly shovelled the driveway, leading you to fall one Thursday night (at 6 pm) and break four bones in your ankle and leg.
Let’s pretend you’re a moron who improperly shovelled the driveway, leading you to fall
one Thursday night (at 6 pm) and break four bones in your ankle and leg.
95,793
At a certain point, you have to take a step back and marvel at the rap-sheet of dick-headed insanity he's managed to put together.
At a certain point, you have to take a step back and marvel at
the rap-sheet of dick-headed insanity he's managed to put together.
95,794
Another young wife learned that her husband was regularly masturbating when she wasn’t around.
Another young wife learned that her husband was
regularly masturbating when she wasn’t around.
95,795
As I usually do to get myself in the right mood for these entries, I went for a jaunt through the Fat Acceptance tag in order to find the people who abuse the tag- the anti-FA crowd- like the bunch of whingeing little man-bitches they are.
As I usually do to get myself in the right mood for these entries, I went for a jaunt through the Fat Acceptance tag in
order to find the people who abuse the tag- the anti-FA crowd- like the bunch of whingeing little man-bitches they are.
95,796
Imploring the audience to leave donations in buckets to alleviate the crisis, Cumberbatch shocked the theatregoers by shouting: ‘F*** the politicians.’
Imploring the audience to leave donations in buckets to alleviate the crisis, Cumberbatch
shocked the theatregoers by shouting: ‘F*** the politicians.’
95,797
There aren’t many ways to articulate the exceptional state of comics in 2013: this year kicked ass.
There aren’t many ways to articulate the exceptional state
of comics in 2013: this year kicked ass.
95,798
As he and his wife got closer to the room, they heard the voice calling his daughter an “effing moron,” and telling her,”‘wake up you little slut.”
As he and his wife got closer to the room, they heard the voice calling
his daughter an “effing moron,” and telling her,”‘wake up you little slut.”
95,799
The hacker then began shouting expletives at her parents and calling Gilbert a stupid moron and his wife a b****.
The hacker then began shouting expletives at her parents and calling Gilbert
a stupid moron and his wife a b****.