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95,700 | My Midlife Plastic Crisis that she wants to upgrade her boobs to the “biggest in the UK.” | My Midlife Plastic Crisis that she wants to upgrade her | boobs to the “biggest in the UK.” |
95,701 | The Catholic League quickly accused Hagee of being a bigot, who has described the Catholic Church as a "false cult" and "the Great Whore of Revelation 17," and since then the McCain campaign has maintained its distance from Hagee. | The Catholic League quickly accused Hagee of being a bigot, who has described the Catholic Church as a "false cult" | and "the Great Whore of Revelation 17," and since then the McCain campaign has maintained its distance from Hagee. |
95,702 | Utopians think the dystopians are ridiculously paranoid, while dystopians think the utopians are idiotically blinkered. | Utopians think the dystopians are ridiculously paranoid, | while dystopians think the utopians are idiotically blinkered. |
95,703 | “Gentlemen, I hope it never comes to this, but you just never know what my hands could get up to if they get anywhere near my immoral regions,” Pence reportedly said while holding his hands up near his head to make sure they stayed as far away from his genitals as possible. | “Gentlemen, I hope it never comes to this, but you just never know what my hands could get up to if they get anywhere near my | immoral regions,” Pence reportedly said while holding his hands up near his head to make sure they stayed as far away from his genitals as possible. |
95,704 | Now let me see dem titties, sugartits.“
Help The Dreamin Demon go ad free! Support us on Patreon! | Now let me see dem titties, sugartits.“
Help | The Dreamin Demon go ad free! Support us on Patreon! |
95,705 | There's an obese, blobbish cat head that sings its enemies to sleep and slaps them until they bleed internally. | There's an obese, blobbish cat head that sings its | enemies to sleep and slaps them until they bleed internally. |
95,706 | In the video, the suspected militant reveals the group has big ambitions beyond its borders and wants to kill all Shi’ite Muslims. | In the video, the suspected militant reveals the group has big | ambitions beyond its borders and wants to kill all Shi’ite Muslims. |
95,707 | No one tells you this shit, and first time moms always act all surprised. | No one tells you this shit, and | first time moms always act all surprised. |
95,708 | The time travel shit is almost over and I can't wait to draw a 30-foot-tall demon. | The time travel shit is almost over and I ca | n't wait to draw a 30-foot-tall demon. |
95,709 | Following up are, “You are disgusting and you deserve to waste away alone in your filth. | Following up are, “You are disgusting and | you deserve to waste away alone in your filth. |
95,710 | “Now everything that’s negative in stupid ass America is celebrated.” | “Now everything that’s negative in | stupid ass America is celebrated.” |
95,711 | All these bi/het radfems are now whining and trying to make you out to be some oppressive asshole cuz they can't deal with their het guilt. | All these bi/het radfems are now whining and trying to make you out | to be some oppressive asshole cuz they can't deal with their het guilt. |
95,712 | Semen is a greyish white bodily fluid that is secreted by the gonads of male animals. | Semen is a greyish white bodily fluid that | is secreted by the gonads of male animals. |
95,713 | The lineup of bands has been locked in and wow, what a fucking bill: | The lineup of bands has been locked in | and wow, what a fucking bill: |
95,714 | This is the most annoying fucking thing I have ever experienced. | This is the most annoying fucking | thing I have ever experienced. |
95,715 | Dousing your body in fragrance could actually do more harm than good for your sultry personal appearance. | Dousing your body in fragrance could actually do more | harm than good for your sultry personal appearance. |
95,716 | We may have seen our space settlement future, and it kinda sucks. | We may have seen our space settlement | future, and it kinda sucks. |
95,717 | Mothers shall suckle their children for two whole years; (that is) for those who wish to complete the suckling. | Mothers shall suckle their children for two whole years; ( | that is) for those who wish to complete the suckling. |
95,718 | The prostitute had been beaten with an axe handle, shot in the head, and left in an Alaskan snowbank. | The prostitute had been beaten with an axe handle, shot | in the head, and left in an Alaskan snowbank. |
95,719 | His feints and reversals are the essence of his belief system; he espouses a philosophy of bullshit. | His feints and reversals are the essence of his | belief system; he espouses a philosophy of bullshit. |
95,720 | "I don't give a rat's ass what the hell you think," was Rodman's angry response Tuesday when Chris Coumo of CNN's "New Day" questioned the trip to North Korea. | "I don't give a rat's ass what the hell you think," was Rodman's | angry response Tuesday when Chris Coumo of CNN's "New Day" questioned the trip to North Korea. |
95,721 | Unless of course there is a buried part of your psyche which refers to most people you meet as "stupid apes", which you must continually supress if you want to be a good person. | Unless of course there is a buried part of your psyche which refers to most people you meet as | "stupid apes", which you must continually supress if you want to be a good person. |
95,722 | When the sperm hit a solid tumour, the arms sprung open, releasing the sperm and allowing them to swim into the tumour. | When the sperm hit a solid tumour, the arms sprung open | , releasing the sperm and allowing them to swim into the tumour. |
95,723 | It is not at all just matter of sitting on my ass and click away. | It is not at all just matter of | sitting on my ass and click away. |
95,724 | This idiotic mistake shows that Dave remains a supreme PR man with the PR man's traditional flexibility with the facts, and we must doubt he cares too much about having got them wrong. | This idiotic mistake shows that Dave remains a supreme PR man with the PR man's traditional flexibility | with the facts, and we must doubt he cares too much about having got them wrong. |
95,725 | Somewhere in the middle of my first year in college, I began to develop a strong sense of disquietude that traced its provenance to a measured self-appraisal that I was an utter imbecile. | Somewhere in the middle of my first year in college, I began to develop a strong sense | of disquietude that traced its provenance to a measured self-appraisal that I was an utter imbecile. |
95,726 | She says that a ghost came into her room and raped her while she was half asleep, and she thinks that it's the ghost's baby. | She says that a ghost came into her room and raped her while she | was half asleep, and she thinks that it's the ghost's baby. |
95,727 | Worst thing about Second Life: Reputation Best thing in your inventory: Penis gun that shoots sperm. | Worst thing about Second Life: Reputation Best thing | in your inventory: Penis gun that shoots sperm. |
95,728 | Perhaps at some point in the near future you’ll need to apologize for some stupid and/or ignorant and/or insensitive thing you have done. | Perhaps at some point in the near future you’ll need to | apologize for some stupid and/or ignorant and/or insensitive thing you have done. |
95,729 | Leno is the bland, slab-faced, corporate-friendly panderer with the comedic temperament of an eighth-grade boy circa 1989: Blondes are dumb, gay men are silly, and Michael Jackson is hilarious in every single context the human mind could ever hope to imagine. | Leno is the bland, slab-faced, corporate-friendly panderer with the comedic temperament of an eighth-grade boy circa 1989: | Blondes are dumb, gay men are silly, and Michael Jackson is hilarious in every single context the human mind could ever hope to imagine. |
95,730 | There are times where we all need a kick in the ass, a wake up call if you want to call it that way. | There are times where we all need a kick in the ass, | a wake up call if you want to call it that way. |
95,731 | You can create quests that are as simple as talk to guy, go kill ten giant rats and then talk to guy again. | You can create quests that are as simple as talk to guy | , go kill ten giant rats and then talk to guy again. |
95,732 | "The X-ray revealed [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis," according to the report. | "The X-ray revealed [Negrin] has a small penis and co- | workers made fun of him on a daily basis," according to the report. |
95,733 | Mark Millar Teases Hit-Girl, Mother Russia Showdown In KICK-ASS 2 | Mark Millar Teases Hit-Girl, | Mother Russia Showdown In KICK-ASS 2 |
95,734 | "States' rights advocates would have a veritable sh*t fit, and they're allowed to vote for president, but when it comes to an island full of Latinos, f**k them," he asserts. | "States' rights advocates would have a veritable sh*t fit, and they're allowed to vote for | president, but when it comes to an island full of Latinos, f**k them," he asserts. |
95,735 | The MLB season is not even a week old, and yet, fans storming the field for stupid reasons are already in postseason form. | The MLB season is not even a week old, and yet, | fans storming the field for stupid reasons are already in postseason form. |
95,736 | On Friday, Trump called these people sons of bitches (via the Guardian): | On Friday, Trump called these people sons | of bitches (via the Guardian): |
95,737 | 'Sometimes you just have to agree to disagree and grab some p***y', she tweeted before it was swiftly deleted | 'Sometimes you just have to agree to disagree and grab | some p***y', she tweeted before it was swiftly deleted |
95,738 | Why bust your ass so half your money can go to support welfare queens, carousel riding and man-hating single moms, all while enriching bureaucrats who sponsor your personal enslavement in the American family court system? | Why bust your ass so half your money can go to support welfare queens, carousel riding and man- | hating single moms, all while enriching bureaucrats who sponsor your personal enslavement in the American family court system? |
95,739 | Among our hardy band of Black Brothers is Jon Snow, the bastard son of Ned Stark, who is about to learn more about wildlings, wights, and skinchangers than he ever imagined. | Among our hardy band of Black Brothers is Jon Snow, the bastard son of Ned Stark, | who is about to learn more about wildlings, wights, and skinchangers than he ever imagined. |
95,740 | It’s a great bit because it’s funny, first of all, but it’s funny because it’s all about taking responsibility for the stupid things you want to say. | It’s a great bit because it’s funny, first of all, but it’s | funny because it’s all about taking responsibility for the stupid things you want to say. |
95,741 | A man with (identity concealed) a micro penis has documented his feeling in a piece he wrote for Cosmopolitan magazine, calling for people to be more considerate towards men with small penises. | A man with (identity concealed) a micro penis has documented his feeling in a piece he | wrote for Cosmopolitan magazine, calling for people to be more considerate towards men with small penises. |
95,742 | A confidential Nazi S.S. report called her “the most hated person at Buchenwald, and a perverted, nymphomaniacal, power-mad demon.” | A confidential Nazi S.S. report called her “the most hated person at | Buchenwald, and a perverted, nymphomaniacal, power-mad demon.” |
95,743 | A black coffin with the face of the late Sinn Fein Deputy First Minister and the slogan 'F*** the IRA' was placed on the bonfire at the Castlereagh Road in east Belfast. | A black coffin with the face of the late Sinn Fein Deputy First Minister and the slogan 'F | *** the IRA' was placed on the bonfire at the Castlereagh Road in east Belfast. |
95,744 | It's a damn impressive feat and puts us closer to the dream of creating renewable energy for our Earth-sucking moving boxes known as planes, cars and other transportation vehicles. | It's a damn impressive feat and puts us closer to the dream of creating renewable energy | for our Earth-sucking moving boxes known as planes, cars and other transportation vehicles. |
95,745 | Mormons wear the garments day and night, removing them only for bathing, exercise, or sex. | Mormons wear the garments day and night, removing | them only for bathing, exercise, or sex. |
95,746 | Central Casting could not have come up with a more perfect representative of the Stupid Party. | Central Casting could not have come up with | a more perfect representative of the Stupid Party. |
95,747 | Sure, they displayed some suitably flinty attitude on the title track, unleashed one of their trademark extended grooves with "Change Your Mind," and got caught up in the tornadic fury of "Piece of Crap." | Sure, they displayed some suitably flinty attitude on the title track, unleashed one of their trademark extended grooves with | "Change Your Mind," and got caught up in the tornadic fury of "Piece of Crap." |
95,748 | The other bright bulb’s t-shirts said something about not fixing your “fucking” computer. | The other bright bulb’s t-shirts said | something about not fixing your “fucking” computer. |
95,749 | Yeah, he is, but not because he has great jokes; it’s because he’s an unabashed selfish jerk with little-to-no-regard for the well-being of others. | Yeah, he is, but not because he has great jokes; it’s because he’s an | unabashed selfish jerk with little-to-no-regard for the well-being of others. |
95,750 | They have made assloads of animated shorts, music videos, and other obscure shit. | They have made assloads of animated shorts, | music videos, and other obscure shit. |
95,751 | Minghua dragged the youngster out of their home and forced him to empty his bladder, but when the child refused he used a machete to hack at his neck and kill him. | Minghua dragged the youngster out of their home and forced him to empty his bladder, but | when the child refused he used a machete to hack at his neck and kill him. |
95,752 | is a new column about breakin’ and enterin,’ tresspassin’ and trangressin’ — and all the cool shit you find. | is a new column about breakin’ and enterin,’ tresspassin | ’ and trangressin’ — and all the cool shit you find. |
95,753 | Talley took to Twitter to tell his 128,000 followers that West, a decorated combat veteran, is the “dumbest man walking around America” and an “embarrassment to Blacks.” | Talley took to Twitter to tell his 128,000 followers that West, a decorated combat veteran, | is the “dumbest man walking around America” and an “embarrassment to Blacks.” |
95,754 | S.h.i.t.posting down there means I will concider it as an option for future expansion of the kit.A lot more parts and stuff to come!!! | S.h.i.t.posting down there means I will concider it as an option for future expansion | of the kit.A lot more parts and stuff to come!!! |
95,755 | That’s why this cardboard standee of a man holding a can of Pussy, and saying “I’ve tasted pussy, have you?” | That’s why this cardboard standee of a man holding a can of | Pussy, and saying “I’ve tasted pussy, have you?” |
95,756 | A Chinese kung fu master has stunned audiences after swinging 80kg worth of bricks from his testicles. | A Chinese kung fu master has stunned audiences after | swinging 80kg worth of bricks from his testicles. |
95,757 | "Just like that old shit that I had, the shit with A$AP Rocky and Yams and all that shit. | "Just like that old shit that I had, the | shit with A$AP Rocky and Yams and all that shit. |
95,758 | You have robbed me of my land... and now you are stealing my folklore and my food, claiming that this is your Jewish food? | You have robbed me of my land... and now you are stealing | my folklore and my food, claiming that this is your Jewish food? |
95,759 | Obama has been called a "hypocrite," a "killer" of innocents, an "enemy of Muslims." | Obama has been called a "hypocrite," a " | killer" of innocents, an "enemy of Muslims." |
95,760 | Structural engineer Martin Bishop said: “You can see from the outside that it’s an unsafe building because it was clearly designed to be attractive to utter fucking bastards. | Structural engineer Martin Bishop said: “You can see from the outside that it’s | an unsafe building because it was clearly designed to be attractive to utter fucking bastards. |
95,761 | And where do US Special forces holster their sidearms? ON THEIR FUCKING SIDES!
I don’t think these guys are too worried about Kim’s elite forces:
‘Murica bitches…
If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter | And where do US Special forces holster their sidearms? ON THEIR FUCKING SIDES!
I don’t think these guys are too worried | about Kim’s elite forces:
‘Murica bitches…
If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter |
95,762 | The incident in question involved the actor calling a paparazzi photographer a "cock-sucking faggot." | The incident in question involved the actor calling a | paparazzi photographer a "cock-sucking faggot." |
95,763 | He thinks it’s all bullshit, and he spends pretty much the entire album bemoaning the state of rap. | He thinks it’s all bullshit, and he spends | pretty much the entire album bemoaning the state of rap. |
95,764 | A reader of one of my previous columns (“Another Stupid Remark from Mitt — But Who’s Counting?” | A reader of one of my previous columns (“Another | Stupid Remark from Mitt — But Who’s Counting?” |
95,765 | Wolfsburg sporting director Olaf Rebbe added: "Luiz has realised that this was stupid." | Wolfsburg sporting director Olaf Rebbe added: " | Luiz has realised that this was stupid." |
95,766 | ‘We will go to kill Ukrainians as soon as our war will be over,’ Assad’s army … 613 | ‘We will go to kill Ukrainians as soon as our | war will be over,’ Assad’s army … 613 |
95,767 | Nephthys, hoe of Set - tha Dogg of Darkness, desired a cold-ass lil child, yet her homeboy was infertile, so Nephthys disguised her muthafuckin ass as Isis, tha hoe of Setz brutha Osiris, n' seduced his muthafuckin ass. | Nephthys, hoe of Set - tha Dogg of Darkness, desired a cold-ass lil child, yet her homeboy was infertile | , so Nephthys disguised her muthafuckin ass as Isis, tha hoe of Setz brutha Osiris, n' seduced his muthafuckin ass. |
95,768 | It was his attempt to “take the rainbow back” from those damn LGBTQ people. | It was his attempt to “take the | rainbow back” from those damn LGBTQ people. |
95,769 | On his Tumblr, Ocean shared a scan of the check for that exact amount (below), adding in the memo: "FUCK OFF". | On his Tumblr, Ocean shared a scan of the check for that exact | amount (below), adding in the memo: "FUCK OFF". |
95,770 | If we are to believe Bill Maher — and, for the record, I don't — booking pig anus found in the bottom of a package of chitlins with sentience Milo Yiannopoulos was an elaborate bit of subterfuge intended to shine a light on how repugnant Yiannopoulos's views and actions are. | If we are to believe Bill Maher — and, for the record, I don't — booking pig anus found in the bottom of a | package of chitlins with sentience Milo Yiannopoulos was an elaborate bit of subterfuge intended to shine a light on how repugnant Yiannopoulos's views and actions are. |
95,771 | The breasts are sagging and below both shoulders are notches, indicating that her arms have been tied around her body. | The breasts are sagging and below both shoulders are notches, | indicating that her arms have been tied around her body. |
95,772 | While you’d think it would be basically impossible to get anybody to actually volunteer for this line of duty, the paratroopers don't seem to give a shit. | While you’d think it would be basically impossible to get anybody to actually volunteer | for this line of duty, the paratroopers don't seem to give a shit. |
95,773 | Then when Lesley's passed out, I take her to the closet and rape her.' | Then when Lesley's passed out, I take | her to the closet and rape her.' |
95,774 | Daniel in Celje, a historic church erected in 1306, was spray painted with upside-down crosses, pentagrams, profanities — including the slurs "whore" and "b***h" — the numeral 666 and the name Satan. | Daniel in Celje, a historic church erected in 1306, was spray painted with upside-down crosses, pentagrams | , profanities — including the slurs "whore" and "b***h" — the numeral 666 and the name Satan. |
95,775 | Their incompetent and alcoholic manager Jeff is incapable to help them to reach success and they are on the road on tour playing in clubs and bars in Canada and United States of America. | Their incompetent and alcoholic manager Jeff is incapable to help them to reach success and they are | on the road on tour playing in clubs and bars in Canada and United States of America. |
95,776 | Black people in Pinellas and Hillsborough are at least six times as likely to be arrested for marijuana possession as white people. | Black people in Pinellas and Hillsborough are at least six times | as likely to be arrested for marijuana possession as white people. |
95,777 | Mikandi unveiled “Tits & Glass,” today, calling it the world’s first porn app for Glass. | Mikandi unveiled “Tits & Glass,” today, | calling it the world’s first porn app for Glass. |
95,778 | I'm done with his bullshit and lies, and I'm done with his supporters and the bullshit they spew to cover for him. | I'm done with his bullshit and lies, and I'm done | with his supporters and the bullshit they spew to cover for him. |
95,779 | “Well I would rather give birth to a flaming iguana while taking a sh*t,” O’Donnell continued. | “Well I would rather give birth to a flaming | iguana while taking a sh*t,” O’Donnell continued. |
95,780 | Plus: how to decide whether you want kids – and the woman with two vaginas | Plus: how to decide whether you want | kids – and the woman with two vaginas |
95,781 | "ASSHOLE reporters writing lies," wrote user TrustusJones in a post about the article on Silk Road's bustling forums. | "ASSHOLE reporters writing lies," wrote user TrustusJones in | a post about the article on Silk Road's bustling forums. |
95,782 | “The next day they decided and shot both of them dead in public. | “The next day they decided and | shot both of them dead in public. |
95,783 | Fareed started out by accusing Trump voters of being old, racist, misogynist, gay hating bigots. | Fareed started out by accusing Trump voters of being | old, racist, misogynist, gay hating bigots. |
95,784 | We’ll come up with many more such think tanks over the next few weeks and scare the shit out of India. | We’ll come up with many more such think tanks over | the next few weeks and scare the shit out of India. |
95,785 | "[I had a] shit start and then an awful first few corners because of that. | "[I had a] shit start and | then an awful first few corners because of that. |
95,786 | “It’s about having your ass exposed to thousands of people and not having the courtesy to pull your shirt down or pull your pants up,” he says. | “It’s about having your ass exposed to thousands of people and not having the | courtesy to pull your shirt down or pull your pants up,” he says. |
95,787 | They’re playing like ten kilos of crap in a five kilo bag and they stink. | They’re playing like ten kilos of crap | in a five kilo bag and they stink. |
95,788 | New Daily Show Host Trevor Noah Recently Trashed Americans as Stupid | New Daily Show Host Trevor | Noah Recently Trashed Americans as Stupid |
95,789 | In case you have not heard of it, thousands of people protested against our current president and her party, but many of the claims heard throughout the streets show little knowledge from the ones who were protesting, and another ones where just mindblowingly stupid. | In case you have not heard of it, thousands of people protested against our current president and her party, but many of | the claims heard throughout the streets show little knowledge from the ones who were protesting, and another ones where just mindblowingly stupid. |
95,790 | The complainant alleged she’d been raped vaginally and anally by her husband, and assaulted several times. | The complainant alleged she’d been raped vaginally and | anally by her husband, and assaulted several times. |
95,791 | I say, look, if that's what self-loathing men-oriented-men call blowjobs nowadays, that's their business. | I say, look, if that's what self-loathing men | -oriented-men call blowjobs nowadays, that's their business. |
95,792 | Let’s pretend you’re a moron who improperly shovelled the driveway, leading you to fall one Thursday night (at 6 pm) and break four bones in your ankle and leg. | Let’s pretend you’re a moron who improperly shovelled the driveway, leading you to fall | one Thursday night (at 6 pm) and break four bones in your ankle and leg. |
95,793 | At a certain point, you have to take a step back and marvel at the rap-sheet of dick-headed insanity he's managed to put together. | At a certain point, you have to take a step back and marvel at | the rap-sheet of dick-headed insanity he's managed to put together. |
95,794 | Another young wife learned that her husband was regularly masturbating when she wasn’t around. | Another young wife learned that her husband was | regularly masturbating when she wasn’t around. |
95,795 | As I usually do to get myself in the right mood for these entries, I went for a jaunt through the Fat Acceptance tag in order to find the people who abuse the tag- the anti-FA crowd- like the bunch of whingeing little man-bitches they are. | As I usually do to get myself in the right mood for these entries, I went for a jaunt through the Fat Acceptance tag in | order to find the people who abuse the tag- the anti-FA crowd- like the bunch of whingeing little man-bitches they are. |
95,796 | Imploring the audience to leave donations in buckets to alleviate the crisis, Cumberbatch shocked the theatregoers by shouting: ‘F*** the politicians.’ | Imploring the audience to leave donations in buckets to alleviate the crisis, Cumberbatch | shocked the theatregoers by shouting: ‘F*** the politicians.’ |
95,797 | There aren’t many ways to articulate the exceptional state of comics in 2013: this year kicked ass. | There aren’t many ways to articulate the exceptional state | of comics in 2013: this year kicked ass. |
95,798 | As he and his wife got closer to the room, they heard the voice calling his daughter an “effing moron,” and telling her,”‘wake up you little slut.” | As he and his wife got closer to the room, they heard the voice calling | his daughter an “effing moron,” and telling her,”‘wake up you little slut.” |
95,799 | The hacker then began shouting expletives at her parents and calling Gilbert a stupid moron and his wife a b****. | The hacker then began shouting expletives at her parents and calling Gilbert | a stupid moron and his wife a b****. |
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