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It’s one thing to stand up for your boss, and it’s another thing to go on an entirely unprompted rant about how everybody but your boss sucks.
It’s one thing to stand up for your boss, and it’s another
thing to go on an entirely unprompted rant about how everybody but your boss sucks.
96,001
Ann was called stupid, racist, fascist, Nazi, KKK and a Hitler relative (?).
Ann was called stupid, racist, fascist, Nazi
, KKK and a Hitler relative (?).
96,002
A portrait of Donald Trump in the nude with tiny genitals that went viral online has gone on display at London's Maddox Gallery.
A portrait of Donald Trump in the nude with tiny genitals that
went viral online has gone on display at London's Maddox Gallery.
96,003
You might expect Cheazy-E, the white rapper pictured above to be a douche, an asshole or both.
You might expect Cheazy-E, the white rapper pictured
above to be a douche, an asshole or both.
96,004
It forces women to be a sex of lesser accomplishment, weaker, as underdeveloped as any backward nation.
It forces women to be a sex of lesser accomplishment
, weaker, as underdeveloped as any backward nation.
96,005
“T5” was included in our list “9 Actually Good Songs About Why Donald Trump Sucks” on the Pitch
“T5” was included in our list “9 Actually
Good Songs About Why Donald Trump Sucks” on the Pitch
96,006
Hit them with commas, dangling modifiers and grind them to death with conjunctions.
Hit them with commas, dangling modifiers
and grind them to death with conjunctions.
96,007
All of these sellers are reputable and will not leave you hanging when you trash your drive unit from driving it like an ass.
All of these sellers are reputable and will not leave you hanging
when you trash your drive unit from driving it like an ass.
96,008
Walker said Acker yelled: “I hope you and your wife can never have any children… because you’re a stupid fucking cop.”
Walker said Acker yelled: “I hope you and your wife can
never have any children… because you’re a stupid fucking cop.”
96,009
I'm setting it down here as a purely "cover my own ass" memo, so no one can ever accuse me of having failed to tell an important part of the story.
I'm setting it down here as a purely "cover my own ass" memo, so
no one can ever accuse me of having failed to tell an important part of the story.
96,010
This Wall Street Journal piece is a particularly good one, chalking up Jagr’s success to his intense, sometimes innovative training methods, his giant ass (really), and his occasional attempts at eating healthy.
This Wall Street Journal piece is a particularly good one, chalking up Jagr’s success to his intense,
sometimes innovative training methods, his giant ass (really), and his occasional attempts at eating healthy.
96,011
Many of you may not have noticed by there is an idiot woman responding to my Denying Grandchildren post.
Many of you may not have noticed by there is
an idiot woman responding to my Denying Grandchildren post.
96,012
That Ape and his fiery minions must be toppled from their perches!
That Ape and his fiery minions
must be toppled from their perches!
96,013
My bosses explained that I was unqualified for any sort of promotion because I had boring DNA and a scrotum.
My bosses explained that I was unqualified for any sort
of promotion because I had boring DNA and a scrotum.
96,014
Michelle Taylor’s last words, before she was crushed to death by a truck tire, were, “What does this idiot think he’s doing?”
Michelle Taylor’s last words, before she was crushed to death by a truck
tire, were, “What does this idiot think he’s doing?”
96,015
But that all ended on June 26th when I stood in an ROH ring and told them to go fuck themselves.
But that all ended on June 26th when I stood in
an ROH ring and told them to go fuck themselves.
96,016
McCain, who said she'd never even heard of Ingraham before the "plus sized" comment, called it "terrible" and added, "When Tyra Banks went on her show in a bathing suit and said 'kiss my fat ass,' that's what I feel like.
McCain, who said she'd never even heard of Ingraham before the "plus sized" comment, called it "terrible" and added,
"When Tyra Banks went on her show in a bathing suit and said 'kiss my fat ass,' that's what I feel like.
96,017
Yes, Governor Haley Barbour of Mississippi is arguably the new king of all Republican stupids.
Yes, Governor Haley Barbour of Mississippi is
arguably the new king of all Republican stupids.
96,018
In brief, if you set fire to a snake, the snake will probably keep moving — not wanting to be on fire or around your crazy ass — and seek cover.
In brief, if you set fire to a snake, the snake will probably keep moving
— not wanting to be on fire or around your crazy ass — and seek cover.
96,019
He brags that because he was a star he could “grab [females] by the pussy” and claims to Bush that he starts kissing beautiful women “like a magnet.
He brags that because he was a star he could “grab [females] by the
pussy” and claims to Bush that he starts kissing beautiful women “like a magnet.
96,020
One female Trump supporter was egged and spit on by hundreds of Mexican nationalists chanting “F*ck you!”
One female Trump supporter was egged and spit on by
hundreds of Mexican nationalists chanting “F*ck you!”
96,021
Tyson, whom liberals love because they are racists who can’t believe a black guy could be smart enough to be a scientist and so spontaneously ejaculate and soil themselves every time they see him on TV, hasn’t published anything of note for years.
Tyson, whom liberals love because they are racists who can’t believe a black guy could be smart enough to be a scientist
and so spontaneously ejaculate and soil themselves every time they see him on TV, hasn’t published anything of note for years.
96,022
Or maybe you even sent one becuase you thought someone wanted to see your penis (they probably didn't).
Or maybe you even sent one becuase you thought someone wanted
to see your penis (they probably didn't).
96,023
Basically, ladies, if you don't want your husband to kill you, then you should probably stop dressing like such a skank.
Basically, ladies, if you don't want your husband to kill
you, then you should probably stop dressing like such a skank.
96,024
I just hope it was worth hosting this fucking hammer party in my skull."
I just hope it was worth hosting this
fucking hammer party in my skull."
96,025
Police said they had received several reports of him making sexual gestures or masturbating.
Police said they had received several reports
of him making sexual gestures or masturbating.
96,026
THERE IS NO DEATH OR VIOLENCE ON SCREEN BUT IT IS DESIGNED TO BE EXTREMELY SHOCKING AND JARRING AS THE SHOOTER ENTERS AND COCKS HIS RIFLE INTERRUPTING THE SWEET SCENE
THERE IS NO DEATH OR VIOLENCE ON SCREEN BUT IT IS DESIGNED TO BE EXTREMELY
SHOCKING AND JARRING AS THE SHOOTER ENTERS AND COCKS HIS RIFLE INTERRUPTING THE SWEET SCENE
96,027
There’s nothing more difficult than living your life knowing your child is a total shithead.
There’s nothing more difficult than living your
life knowing your child is a total shithead.
96,028
“Dedication” is pretty clearly about killing Big Pussy, though, since there are some things that you have to deal with pretty directly.
“Dedication” is pretty clearly about killing Big Pussy, though,
since there are some things that you have to deal with pretty directly.
96,029
Abrebrese, has warned women against the danger OF giving ‘Blowjobs’ to their uncircumcised partners.
Abrebrese, has warned women against the danger OF
giving ‘Blowjobs’ to their uncircumcised partners.
96,030
He says he spent a few hours going on Twitter, finding those tweets and replying “What now, Bitch?”
He says he spent a few hours going on Twitter,
finding those tweets and replying “What now, Bitch?”
96,031
Another week, another stupid report about how Tesla is overvalued based on cars sold.
Another week, another stupid report about how
Tesla is overvalued based on cars sold.
96,032
The Sun, everyone's favourite casually violent pub-banter idiot, has gone into a blind and thrashing rage; pint-glasses smash against everything in sight, blood and piss mingle in sticky rivulets down its clothes.
The Sun, everyone's favourite casually violent pub-banter idiot, has gone into a blind and thrashing rage
; pint-glasses smash against everything in sight, blood and piss mingle in sticky rivulets down its clothes.
96,033
Literally, this translates to the spiritual-sounding "all forces," but in practice, it means something closer to "choke the shit out of everybody (while naked.)"
Literally, this translates to the spiritual-sounding "all forces," but in practice,
it means something closer to "choke the shit out of everybody (while naked.)"
96,034
I don’t know about you and the folks at your house, but I used to be pretty stupid.
I don’t know about you and the folks at
your house, but I used to be pretty stupid.
96,035
Anybody with such a fetish for vile exhibitionism, and for public sex, is a slut.
Anybody with such a fetish for vile exhibitionism,
and for public sex, is a slut.
96,036
We’ll be back soon and we’ll be back in the studio and shit, yeah.
We’ll be back soon and we’ll be
back in the studio and shit, yeah.
96,037
Smith reporting that there were “a bunch of niggers” standing in front of her house, drinking “Hennessy.”
Smith reporting that there were “a bunch of niggers”
standing in front of her house, drinking “Hennessy.”
96,038
Can you be denied health insurance coverage just because an insurance company deems your FUCKING BODY as a “pre-existing condition”????
Can you be denied health insurance coverage just because an insurance company deems your
FUCKING BODY as a “pre-existing condition”????
96,039
Vaginas: in a world where porn is mainstream, they're not as shocking as they used to be—as long as you're just alluding to them in a sexual context.
Vaginas: in a world where porn is mainstream, they're not as shocking as they
used to be—as long as you're just alluding to them in a sexual context.
96,040
Russian hookers and pathetic attempts at infrastructure week aside, the never-ending cavalcade of self-aggrandizement has to be the most annoying feature of Trump’s America.
Russian hookers and pathetic attempts at infrastructure week aside, the never-ending cavalcade
of self-aggrandizement has to be the most annoying feature of Trump’s America.
96,041
Try not to just pop it all in your mouth then because WHOA it’s amazing 🙂 Then stick these suckers in mini bundt pans and into the oven they go! A
Try not to just pop it all in your mouth then because WHOA it’s amazing
🙂 Then stick these suckers in mini bundt pans and into the oven they go! A
96,042
The stupid thing is I had to double and triple check how Rarity's proportions are.
The stupid thing is I had to double
and triple check how Rarity's proportions are.
96,043
For the life of me, I can’t fathom the amount of pure assholery it takes to even take a whimsical photo in front of a casket, and the additional cunt-baggery it takes to actually write the caption “We put the FUN in funeral” and upload it on Instagram.
For the life of me, I can’t fathom the amount of pure assholery it takes to even take a whimsical photo in front of a casket
, and the additional cunt-baggery it takes to actually write the caption “We put the FUN in funeral” and upload it on Instagram.
96,044
Did you hear teachers’ union members suck in their collective breath?
Did you hear teachers’ union
members suck in their collective breath?
96,045
And masculine men remind your typical shitlib of his years spent in middle school with his underwear waistband hiked up to his nipples.
And masculine men remind your typical shitlib of his years spent in
middle school with his underwear waistband hiked up to his nipples.
96,046
A nude Florida woman who cops say was on "heavy" drugs Sunday night allegedly stopped traffic to masturbate in front of a couple's car, then climbed onto the hood.
A nude Florida woman who cops say was on "heavy" drugs Sunday night allegedly stopped
traffic to masturbate in front of a couple's car, then climbed onto the hood.
96,047
I doubt this aired before Three Men And A Baby but if you saw it before the lightly “R” 1987 hit Stakeout you might have lost your sh*t.
I doubt this aired before Three Men And A Baby but if you saw it
before the lightly “R” 1987 hit Stakeout you might have lost your sh*t.
96,048
You can listen to a short (7 minute) version of this episode, which features a shortened version of Nick and Jeremy’s discussion on bullshit jobs, below. You can subscribe to these short versions of our episodes through Omny. Advertisements
You can listen to a short (7 minute) version of this episode, which features a shortened version of Nick and
Jeremy’s discussion on bullshit jobs, below. You can subscribe to these short versions of our episodes through Omny. Advertisements
96,049
I'll go first: Old man on city bus grabs my "pussy" and smiles at me, I'm 12.
I'll go first: Old man on city bus grabs my
"pussy" and smiles at me, I'm 12.
96,050
The response from the president’s chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, was swift: “Shut the fuck up” about guns.
The response from the president’s chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel
, was swift: “Shut the fuck up” about guns.
96,051
On 9 October 1967, Che Guevara faced a shaking sergeant Mario Teran, ordered to murder him by the Bolivian president and CIA, and declared: "Shoot, coward, you're only going to kill a man."
On 9 October 1967, Che Guevara faced a shaking sergeant Mario Teran, ordered to murder him by the Bolivian
president and CIA, and declared: "Shoot, coward, you're only going to kill a man."
96,052
They fucked, and shortly afterwards Dip Set moved in and started taking care of Tiffany’s two sons, whom he now sees as his own children.
They fucked, and shortly afterwards Dip Set moved in and started taking care
of Tiffany’s two sons, whom he now sees as his own children.
96,053
He is sucking up all the media attention, and Iran is not important to him.
He is sucking up all the media attention
, and Iran is not important to him.
96,054
And eventually, there will be a timeout in this stupid game you're watching, and you're going to have to carry my sleeping ass upstairs to bed.
And eventually, there will be a timeout in this stupid game you're watching
, and you're going to have to carry my sleeping ass upstairs to bed.
96,055
Emily flashed Kim a dirty look sticking out her tongue and quickly replied, “Screw you!
Emily flashed Kim a dirty look sticking out her
tongue and quickly replied, “Screw you!
96,056
Another employee claims Arevalo-Santiago brushed against his genital area at least twice a week, and once grabbed and squeezed his genitals.
Another employee claims Arevalo-Santiago brushed against his genital area at
least twice a week, and once grabbed and squeezed his genitals.
96,057
Another wrote, “Ur a racist Pion Kim u are not Mexican u can cosplay anyone u want but as soon as u darken ur skin for a charcter cause she is Mexican it's brownface and u should be ashamed and pull the pictures do a reshoot with out that gross paint !
Another wrote, “Ur a racist Pion Kim u are not Mexican u can cosplay anyone u want but as soon as u darken ur skin
for a charcter cause she is Mexican it's brownface and u should be ashamed and pull the pictures do a reshoot with out that gross paint !
96,058
Bring all the shit you want but you’ll still get publicly humiliated online for all to see.
Bring all the shit you want but you’ll
still get publicly humiliated online for all to see.
96,059
Today is the day of the Twitter tantrum known as #TheTriggering, a contrived hashtag in which the Internet’s biggest jerks have decided to post crap that is slightly more jerky than the crap they usually post.
Today is the day of the Twitter tantrum known as #TheTriggering, a contrived hashtag in which the Internet
’s biggest jerks have decided to post crap that is slightly more jerky than the crap they usually post.
96,060
Make smoking uncool, expensive and stupid, and vaping cool and smart.
Make smoking uncool, expensive and stupid
, and vaping cool and smart.
96,061
But li’l Milo’s only good to the dumb ass that contains him – everyone else is a threat to be violently dispatched like Taco Bell through the colon.
But li’l Milo’s only good to the dumb ass that contains him – everyone
else is a threat to be violently dispatched like Taco Bell through the colon.
96,062
I’m sure you’ve heard it all before, but if everyone on the road is an asshole driver, maybe the problem is YOU.
I’m sure you’ve heard it all before, but if everyone
on the road is an asshole driver, maybe the problem is YOU.
96,063
I have son old best friends and they all fucked me over after Graduation
I have son old best friends and
they all fucked me over after Graduation
96,064
If a debate goes on long enough, some idiot will draw a Nazi analogy.
If a debate goes on long enough,
some idiot will draw a Nazi analogy.
96,065
The FBI was called in, and an agent called him a "fucking idiot" when he asked why he was being held.
The FBI was called in, and an agent called him a
"fucking idiot" when he asked why he was being held.
96,066
“But the most used word to describe your breasts … should be FREE!
“But the most used word to
describe your breasts … should be FREE!
96,067
They're gonna fuck you up," followed, many vicious punches later, by Thomas writihing on the ground repeatedly crying out for help and his father.
They're gonna fuck you up," followed, many vicious punches later
, by Thomas writihing on the ground repeatedly crying out for help and his father.
96,068
Endorsing Trump may have been a stupid thing for the NRA to do, but putting Nugent back on the board was possibly even more idiotic.
Endorsing Trump may have been a stupid thing for the NRA to do
, but putting Nugent back on the board was possibly even more idiotic.
96,069
The email allegedly promised “the deadliest school shooting in American history,” and threatened that Sarkeesian would “die screaming like the craven little whore that she is if you let her come to USU.”
The email allegedly promised “the deadliest school shooting in American history,” and threatened that Sarkeesian would
“die screaming like the craven little whore that she is if you let her come to USU.”
96,070
He might praise it, he might shit on it.. hell, he might just tell you a crazy tour story from the good ol’ days.
He might praise it, he might shit on it.. hell, he
might just tell you a crazy tour story from the good ol’ days.
96,071
Hispanics are less likely than blacks to be gun homicide victims and half as likely as whites to have a gun at home (20%).
Hispanics are less likely than blacks to be gun homicide victims and half as
likely as whites to have a gun at home (20%).
96,072
But if she looks like a fucking tone-deaf joke of a demagogue instead of a victim, it doesn't really work.
But if she looks like a fucking tone-deaf joke of
a demagogue instead of a victim, it doesn't really work.
96,073
And bullshit is a dead deer, a dead car, and the smell of gunpowder and imminent media disaster.
And bullshit is a dead deer, a dead car
, and the smell of gunpowder and imminent media disaster.
96,074
Reached for comment, summoner Brian Hillis called the Genie “Fuckin’ sweet.”
Reached for comment, summoner Brian Hillis called
the Genie “Fuckin’ sweet.”
96,075
"Keep f--king around, and I’ll make you eat all of your goddamn words,” tweeted @ElChap0Guzman — an unverified account with over 250,000 followers said to be El Chapo’s official presence on the social network.
"Keep f--king around, and I’ll make you eat all of your goddamn words,” tweeted
@ElChap0Guzman — an unverified account with over 250,000 followers said to be El Chapo’s official presence on the social network.
96,076
“After the Pat Stay shit, I was like, ‘I’m done with this shit,’” Dizaster says, according to an article on BattleRap.com.
“After the Pat Stay shit, I was like, ‘I’m done
with this shit,’” Dizaster says, according to an article on BattleRap.com.
96,077
But now that he is restricted in eight painted zones, he has one clear thought: “they suck.”
But now that he is restricted in eight painted zones,
he has one clear thought: “they suck.”
96,078
Morgan now has severe brain damage as a result of the oxygen deprivation.
Morgan now has severe brain damage as
a result of the oxygen deprivation.
96,079
Tonight’s game should be fun and if all goes as planned I should kick my family’s ass and take their money (update: they took my money ).
Tonight’s game should be fun and if all goes as planned I should kick my
family’s ass and take their money (update: they took my money ).
96,080
What Scott Foval means by “shit on the ground” is the agitation that starts disruptions and places bad press on whichever Trump or Pence event they decided to hit.
What Scott Foval means by “shit on the ground” is the agitation that starts
disruptions and places bad press on whichever Trump or Pence event they decided to hit.
96,081
After the reveal, Kojima talked about his goals for Silent Hills, saying he wanted to make a game that would make players "shit [their] pants."
After the reveal, Kojima talked about his goals for Silent Hills, saying he wanted
to make a game that would make players "shit [their] pants."
96,082
If you are just going to give me that "you didnt top so your decklist isnt good" bullshit, please go away now.
If you are just going to give me that "you didnt top
so your decklist isnt good" bullshit, please go away now.
96,083
Getting hit by a puck sucks, but getting hit by a lacrosse ball?
Getting hit by a puck sucks,
but getting hit by a lacrosse ball?
96,084
Slogan 'May fascists burn in hell' emblazoned across her bare chest
Slogan 'May fascists burn in
hell' emblazoned across her bare chest
96,085
People were mad because earlier that day scientists revealed that the reef is massively fucked.
People were mad because earlier that day scientists
revealed that the reef is massively fucked.
96,086
SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PEOPLE RUIN THIS BY REFUNDING YOUR DONATION!?
SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PEOPLE
RUIN THIS BY REFUNDING YOUR DONATION!?
96,087
This guy was once an avid contributor to our site (awhile ago) until we noticed he was bat-shit crazy and had an unnatural obsession with our jr. editors.
This guy was once an avid contributor to our site (awhile ago) until we noticed
he was bat-shit crazy and had an unnatural obsession with our jr. editors.
96,088
“Shia had wanted von Trier to put a camera on his penis while filming, so that audiences could have the full experience,” said an insider.
“Shia had wanted von Trier to put a camera on his penis while filming
, so that audiences could have the full experience,” said an insider.
96,089
He had suffered multiple stab wounds and mutilation to his genitals
He had suffered multiple stab
wounds and mutilation to his genitals
96,090
Beyoncé dropped her surprise new single "Formation," on Saturday and amongst the many quotable lines in the track is: "When he fuck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay.”
Beyoncé dropped her surprise new single "Formation," on Saturday and amongst the many quotable lines in the track
is: "When he fuck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay.”
96,091
You’re here, you’re alive, your penis may not always work, but it hasn’t fallen off yet; be thankful.
You’re here, you’re alive, your penis may not always
work, but it hasn’t fallen off yet; be thankful.
96,092
Verizon feels so insecure about its lack of unlimited plans that its advertising tries to tell customers why unlimited data sucks.
Verizon feels so insecure about its lack of unlimited plans that
its advertising tries to tell customers why unlimited data sucks.
96,093
Hell, I’d pay top dollar for a new Rocksteady game that featured nothing but new visuals and extra ass-kickery from the darkest of knights.
Hell, I’d pay top dollar for a new Rocksteady game that featured
nothing but new visuals and extra ass-kickery from the darkest of knights.
96,094
Now, another picture has surfaced of a little boy holding a sign, that surely wasn’t his idea to hold, saying, “Stay Out of My Mommy’s Vagina.”
Now, another picture has surfaced of a little boy holding a sign, that surely was
n’t his idea to hold, saying, “Stay Out of My Mommy’s Vagina.”
96,095
It seems there are a few useful idiots who don’t mind half a million pounds of public money being handed to Alan Shearer for an hour’s work on MoTD on a Saturday night.
It seems there are a few useful idiots who don’t mind half a million pounds of public
money being handed to Alan Shearer for an hour’s work on MoTD on a Saturday night.
96,096
Big jerk Miles, still reeling from the departure of his biological father, has convinced the Chipmunks that with a new marriage, Dave will just dump the three singing rodents back into the forest.
Big jerk Miles, still reeling from the departure of his biological father, has convinced the Chipmunks
that with a new marriage, Dave will just dump the three singing rodents back into the forest.
96,097
Not because they are stupid, but because the rules for such things are contradictory in several key places.
Not because they are stupid, but because the rules
for such things are contradictory in several key places.
96,098
I ended up on the floor fucking sobbing, and when I asked him directly if he was pulling from me, he was all “…yeah.
I ended up on the floor fucking sobbing, and when I asked him
directly if he was pulling from me, he was all “…yeah.
96,099
Schwartz by spitting un his face and threatening to ‘f-cking kill’ Mr.
Schwartz by spitting un his face and threatening
to ‘f-cking kill’ Mr.