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95,800	Penises and silky braziers have no place in our home and especially not our thrift stores.”	Penises and silky braziers have no place in our	home and especially not our thrift stores.”
95,801	There’s angry god dammits, frustrated god dammits, defeated god dammits, furious god dammits, spiteful god dammits, Fat Mac god dammits, Skinny Mac god dammits, “god dammit Franks,” “god dammit Charlies,” and much, much more.	There’s angry god dammits, frustrated god dammits, defeated god dammits, furious god dammits, spiteful god dammits, Fat Mac god	dammits, Skinny Mac god dammits, “god dammit Franks,” “god dammit Charlies,” and much, much more.
95,802	Prior to her sex-change, Fay had her sperm frozen and now she is hoping a woman will come forward to carry her future child.	Prior to her sex-change, Fay had her sperm frozen and now	she is hoping a woman will come forward to carry her future child.
95,803	While it takes a lot of courage in India to say that Bollywood is shit, some of my Pakistani friends are crazier about Bollywood than anybody I know in Delhi.	While it takes a lot of courage in India to say that Bollywood is shit,	some of my Pakistani friends are crazier about Bollywood than anybody I know in Delhi.
95,804	4) Use your knife to cut yourself a length of strap that will act as a cradle.	4) Use your knife to cut yourself a	length of strap that will act as a cradle.
95,805	You’ve sat through three corny ass romantic comedies and one ridiculous action movie.	You’ve sat through three corny ass	romantic comedies and one ridiculous action movie.
95,806	Jeff Garlin on #CurbYourEnthusiasm: Larry David is so goddamned rich that he only has to do it if it’s good.	Jeff Garlin on #CurbYourEnthusiasm: Larry David is so goddamned rich	that he only has to do it if it’s good.
95,807	Would an HBO audience find "Blood and bloody ashes", "Mother's milk in a cup" or "Light" acceptable replacements for all the variants of fuck?	Would an HBO audience find "Blood and bloody ashes", "Mother's milk	in a cup" or "Light" acceptable replacements for all the variants of fuck?
95,808	That's because telemarketers who are foolish enough to call Beaumont have to pay 16 cents a minute for the privilege of speaking to him.	That's because telemarketers who are foolish enough to call Beaumont have to	pay 16 cents a minute for the privilege of speaking to him.
95,809	Do you love to shit yourself and pretend that you’re a helpless infant?	Do you love to shit yourself and	pretend that you’re a helpless infant?
95,810	WACO, Texas -- A woman who was arrested for drug possession during a traffic stop in Texas was found to have a fully-loaded gun hidden inside her vagina, according to Waco Police.	WACO, Texas -- A woman who was arrested for drug possession during a traffic stop in Texas	was found to have a fully-loaded gun hidden inside her vagina, according to Waco Police.
95,811	James Kent Is it logical to blame a drug for the stupidity of humans, or do drugs continue to get a bad rap simply because of the assholes who use them?	James Kent Is it logical to blame a drug for the stupidity of humans, or	do drugs continue to get a bad rap simply because of the assholes who use them?
95,812	Seweid claimed in a Facebook post that Trump supporters yelled “Look, it’s a fucking terrorist,” and “Get the hell out of the country” and “You don’t belong here!”	Seweid claimed in a Facebook post that Trump supporters yelled “Look, it’s a fucking terrorist,	” and “Get the hell out of the country” and “You don’t belong here!”
95,813	When a bullet ant stings you it feels like you've been shot by a gun.	When a bullet ant stings you it feels	like you've been shot by a gun.
95,814	Their shitty marketing stunt kicks open the floodgate for yet another channel of spam coming at you from all sides.	Their shitty marketing stunt kicks open the floodgate for yet	another channel of spam coming at you from all sides.
95,815	When she was just 12, a man in an internet chat room convinced her to flash her breasts, and a year later, he plastered a picture of the incident across Facebook.	When she was just 12, a man in an internet chat room convinced her to flash	her breasts, and a year later, he plastered a picture of the incident across Facebook.
95,816	We looked at it, because it's been called "mommy porn" and "soft porn."	We looked at it, because it's been called	"mommy porn" and "soft porn."
95,817	Today’s comic touches upon something that annoys the hell outta me – rude jerks.	Today’s comic touches upon something that annoys	the hell outta me – rude jerks.
95,818	Maybe I was just unlucky, but the red UltraFire battery I got from eBay was just crap.	Maybe I was just unlucky, but the red	UltraFire battery I got from eBay was just crap.
95,819	And there’s another “The Inquirer Editorial Board is So Stupid That I Now Have Their Twitter Account“.	And there’s another “The Inquirer Editorial Board is	So Stupid That I Now Have Their Twitter Account“.
95,820	If you associate with a lot of anarchists, squatters or people under the age of 25, you will probably know that “ACAB” stands for “All Cops Are Bastards”.	If you associate with a lot of anarchists, squatters or people under the age of 25	, you will probably know that “ACAB” stands for “All Cops Are Bastards”.
95,821	And drinking urine is bullshit -- it hearkens back to an ignorance based on lack of knowledge -- but we don't have that excuse any more.	And drinking urine is bullshit -- it hearkens back to an ignorance based on	lack of knowledge -- but we don't have that excuse any more.
95,822	But in a world in which Christine O’Donnell is the legitimate Republican candidate for Senate in Delaware, you have to assume stupid.	But in a world in which Christine O’Donnell is the legitimate Republican	candidate for Senate in Delaware, you have to assume stupid.
95,823	Femen said the “Trash Prayer” was a “warning” to President Putin and Patriarch Kirill that Femen would come after “the jerks responsible for their [Pussy Riot’s] suffering with a chainsaw.”	Femen said the “Trash Prayer” was a “warning” to President Putin and Patriarch Kirill that Femen	would come after “the jerks responsible for their [Pussy Riot’s] suffering with a chainsaw.”
95,824	Bracketeering – Place smart bets on stupid arguments in this deranged debate match. (3-16 players)	Bracketeering – Place smart bets on stupid arguments in this	deranged debate match. (3-16 players)
95,825	"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit — wint (@dril) June 16, 2012	"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill	and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit — wint (@dril) June 16, 2012
95,826	With the cameras pointed on him, the announcers allegedly said things about him including “but not limited to ‘stupor, fatty, unintelligent, stupid’ knowing and intending the same to be heard and listened to by millions of people all over the world …”	With the cameras pointed on him, the announcers allegedly said things about him including “but not limited to ‘stupor, fatty,	unintelligent, stupid’ knowing and intending the same to be heard and listened to by millions of people all over the world …”
95,827	If you try to step past the opponent and cut him behind his sword without doing it, you will get stabbed in the face.	If you try to step past the opponent and cut him behind his	sword without doing it, you will get stabbed in the face.
95,828	If you write about or participate in politics for living, please do not fuck this up.	If you write about or participate in politics for	living, please do not fuck this up.
95,829	Last year he famously urged police to take tougher action against criminals, saying officers should “shoot the bastards”.	Last year he famously urged police to take tougher action against	criminals, saying officers should “shoot the bastards”.
95,830	In this very article, I uncover multiple scandals that will blow the fucking lid off the romance book industry and your mind.	In this very article, I uncover multiple scandals that will blow	the fucking lid off the romance book industry and your mind.
95,831	MSN News in Australia say Mike - not his real name - has a micro-penis which is less than 7cm long when erect.	MSN News in Australia say Mike - not his real name - has	a micro-penis which is less than 7cm long when erect.
95,832	The devil and his demons were the ultimate evil – corrupters, tricksters, sexual deviants, sloths and murderers.	The devil and his demons were the ultimate evil –	corrupters, tricksters, sexual deviants, sloths and murderers.
95,833	If Zimmerman walks, Blacks will have a national temper-tantrum resulting with (what I call) Negro-geddon.	If Zimmerman walks, Blacks will have a national temper-	tantrum resulting with (what I call) Negro-geddon.
95,834	they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple?	they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on	their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple?
95,835	APPLE boss Steve Jobs yesterday unveiled the computer giant's latest eye-catching innovation: one of his shits in a simple white box.	APPLE boss Steve Jobs yesterday unveiled the computer giant's latest eye-	catching innovation: one of his shits in a simple white box.
95,836	Groups fighting the board have called Islam evil and its prophet a child-rapist.	Groups fighting the board have called Islam evil	and its prophet a child-rapist.
95,837	He’s being blackmailed by the Russian government, not just for being peed on by Russian hookers, but for much more nefarious things.”	He’s being blackmailed by the Russian government, not just for being	peed on by Russian hookers, but for much more nefarious things.”
95,838	If there is fuckery from the pigs, we do everything that we can to make it a big deal and fight against it.	If there is fuckery from the pigs, we do everything that	we can to make it a big deal and fight against it.
95,839	At the other end of the spectrum we have U.K.’s The Guardian publishing a letter to Jesse from an Arab claiming, “All you fucking bigots and your fairytale shit stories are the problem.”	At the other end of the spectrum we have U.K.’s The Guardian publishing a letter to Jesse	from an Arab claiming, “All you fucking bigots and your fairytale shit stories are the problem.”