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IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot,
they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
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An Asexual’s Guide To … Female Anatomy: This post takes you on a tour of a body that’s generally characterized as having a clitoris and vagina.
An Asexual’s Guide To … Female Anatomy: This post takes you on a
tour of a body that’s generally characterized as having a clitoris and vagina.
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But then we have this very literalized instance of it in terms of "I can just grab them by the genitals, I can assault them."
But then we have this very literalized instance of it in terms of "
I can just grab them by the genitals, I can assault them."
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The video shows what appears to be Hastings slapping a student on the head multiple times, after which she calls him an "idiot ass".
The video shows what appears to be Hastings slapping a student on the head
multiple times, after which she calls him an "idiot ass".
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“Therefore I am glad that the Russian players have failed and, by the grace of God, no longer participate in this homosexual abomination.”
“Therefore I am glad that the Russian players have failed and, by
the grace of God, no longer participate in this homosexual abomination.”
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Stupid Nation: Australians crave cheap energy, yet think “low cost” renewables need support
Stupid Nation: Australians crave cheap energy,
yet think “low cost” renewables need support
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Writers have lambasted his play in the outfield, with ESPN’s Mike Petriello saying, “Hunter (has) looked awful,” and the thing is they’re not wrong: Hunter’s defensive peripherals are trash.
Writers have lambasted his play in the outfield, with ESPN’s Mike Petriello saying, “Hunter (has
) looked awful,” and the thing is they’re not wrong: Hunter’s defensive peripherals are trash.
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Black people: Whatever bad thing blacks say about racism and whatever good thing they say about each other can be discounted: most blacks are incapable of being fair-minded about such things.
Black people: Whatever bad thing blacks say about racism and whatever good thing they say about each
other can be discounted: most blacks are incapable of being fair-minded about such things.
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One of my aunts sends me stuff about McCain all the time, or anti Obama crap.
One of my aunts sends me stuff about McCain
all the time, or anti Obama crap.
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It’s not hard to sort out why when it gets conflated with rape all the damn time.
It’s not hard to sort out why when
it gets conflated with rape all the damn time.
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Have you ever been to the Middle America of California, where hella fuckin tight trucks are lifted or slammed, depending on your level of anger?
Have you ever been to the Middle America of California, where hella fuckin
tight trucks are lifted or slammed, depending on your level of anger?
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Listen up, assholes: the second the pilot says anything about that, I pick her up and hold her.
Listen up, assholes: the second the pilot says anything
about that, I pick her up and hold her.
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The op-ed quoted Joseph Conrad to the effect that newspapers are “written by fools to be read by imbeciles” and suggested that blogs are the new newspapers.
The op-ed quoted Joseph Conrad to the effect that newspapers are “written by
fools to be read by imbeciles” and suggested that blogs are the new newspapers.
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The Brotherhood is coming, and I will die for my country; but the ground will run crimson with the blood of treasonous scum.
The Brotherhood is coming, and I will die for my country;
but the ground will run crimson with the blood of treasonous scum.
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If you TELL US that you’re sure we’re going to assume you’re a troll BUT REALLY YOU’RE NOT, then yeah, actually, you are a fucking troll, because you’re still writing in with shit you know will piss people off and be disruptive, and you’re doing it on purpose.
If you TELL US that you’re sure we’re going to assume you’re a troll BUT REALLY YOU’RE NOT, then yeah, actually, you are
a fucking troll, because you’re still writing in with shit you know will piss people off and be disruptive, and you’re doing it on purpose.
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While she expressed confusion as to Quiet’s design, West was genuinely surprised when she found out that David Hayter would not be reprising his role as Solid Snake in the fifth game, eloquently asking, “What the f**k is going on?”
While she expressed confusion as to Quiet’s design, West was genuinely surprised when she found out that David Hayter would not
be reprising his role as Solid Snake in the fifth game, eloquently asking, “What the f**k is going on?”
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I told him, and he responded that, because he was unfamiliar with them, it must be “hipster bullshit.”
I told him, and he responded that, because he was
unfamiliar with them, it must be “hipster bullshit.”
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What new piece of information were you given in the last 6 weeks that made you think Fuckface Von Clownstick might actually be the person you want running the country?
What new piece of information were you given in the last 6 weeks that made
you think Fuckface Von Clownstick might actually be the person you want running the country?
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They are transmitted from personal contact during vaginal, anal or oral sex.
They are transmitted from personal contact during
vaginal, anal or oral sex.
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I almost picked Atlantis: The Lost Empire, not just to spite Aaron, but because it’s honestly pretty stupid.
I almost picked Atlantis: The Lost Empire, not just
to spite Aaron, but because it’s honestly pretty stupid.
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Let's face facts, on anorexic porn websites, men are masturbating watching your pictures.
Let's face facts, on anorexic porn
websites, men are masturbating watching your pictures.
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"In my family," Kolesov says in his video, "I often heard that all gays should be destroyed, that they should be bombed, and that if anyone in our family turns out to be gay, my family should kill them with their bare hands."
"In my family," Kolesov says in his video, "I often heard that all gays should be destroyed, that they should
be bombed, and that if anyone in our family turns out to be gay, my family should kill them with their bare hands."
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And Indiewire’s Peter Knegt put it bluntly: “Peaches rocks the fuck” out of this loud and irreverent showcase.
And Indiewire’s Peter Knegt put it bluntly: “Peaches
rocks the fuck” out of this loud and irreverent showcase.
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Our ties and our skirts were short, our days were long, and our classes were filled with impudent little shits who constantly did their best to make their teachers have a mental breakdown.
Our ties and our skirts were short, our days were long, and our classes were filled
with impudent little shits who constantly did their best to make their teachers have a mental breakdown.
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While I could’ve thrown together some shitty cute lullabies, the baby will hear plenty of those once it’s born.
While I could’ve thrown together some shitty cute lullabies,
the baby will hear plenty of those once it’s born.
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The majority of answers were of such an obvious lack of any kind of knowledge and of such sheer fuckery that the Center had first to make sure they were looking at the right results, and not any of the children-based surveys.
The majority of answers were of such an obvious lack of any kind of knowledge and of such sheer fuckery that the Center
had first to make sure they were looking at the right results, and not any of the children-based surveys.
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They’re tired of hypocrites campaigning for rights for Palestinians by depriving Jews of theirs.
They’re tired of hypocrites campaigning for rights
for Palestinians by depriving Jews of theirs.
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LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga.-- A man was sentenced to life in prison for killing his wife after she refused to have sex with him.
LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga.-- A man was sentenced to life in prison for
killing his wife after she refused to have sex with him.
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At the last conceivable moment, he yelled, “Crazy bitch,” flipped her the bird, and then dove to the side.
At the last conceivable moment, he yelled, “Crazy bitch,
” flipped her the bird, and then dove to the side.
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(Posted: 7 October 2015) We're uneducated, lazy bastards here at Film Bizarro.
(Posted: 7 October 2015) We're
uneducated, lazy bastards here at Film Bizarro.
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Women don’t have to fit into a binary to be women, the binary is bullshit so no one ACTUALLY does fit every part of it.
Women don’t have to fit into a binary to be women, the
binary is bullshit so no one ACTUALLY does fit every part of it.
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Call a Georgetown law student a slut, and the liberal universe goes into supernova.
Call a Georgetown law student a slut,
and the liberal universe goes into supernova.
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"Kill 4yo Og not kill her wat type Gay shit is dat cause u broke nd shit smh...#300," he wrote on his Twitter account.
"Kill 4yo Og not kill her wat type Gay shit is dat cause u
broke nd shit smh...#300," he wrote on his Twitter account.
97,633
Lloyd swung the axe down on Mike and chopped the chicken’s head off.
Lloyd swung the axe down on Mike
and chopped the chicken’s head off.
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The world is changing for the worst [sic] when shit like that happens.
The world is changing for the worst [
sic] when shit like that happens.
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“I say again, ‘I was 35 when Bill Clinton Raped me and Hillary tried to silence me.
“I say again, ‘I was 35 when
Bill Clinton Raped me and Hillary tried to silence me.
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Getting your ass penetrated should be a prerequisite for life because it’s an experience that teaches humility and encourages teamwork.
Getting your ass penetrated should be a prerequisite for life because
it’s an experience that teaches humility and encourages teamwork.
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Humans are disgusting creatures, but worthy of study, if just to find a better way of destroying them.
Humans are disgusting creatures, but worthy of study,
if just to find a better way of destroying them.
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[Prometheus 2 is] fresh” and “getting away from gods and dragons and shit.
[Prometheus 2 is] fresh” and “
getting away from gods and dragons and shit.
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Just because she (Obama) has boobs doesn’t mean she knows where I’m coming from.
Just because she (Obama) has boobs does
n’t mean she knows where I’m coming from.
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“Those sons of bitches won’t be happy until we have 25,000 troops in Managua and I’m not going to do it.”
“Those sons of bitches won’t be happy until we have 25,000
troops in Managua and I’m not going to do it.”
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The Chromecast Audio is the easiest way to make your dumb HiFi setup a far smarter, network enabled system.
The Chromecast Audio is the easiest way to make your
dumb HiFi setup a far smarter, network enabled system.
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There, a body scan revealed that she had a glass pipe and a glass bottle with 2 grams of cocaine placed inside her vagina.
There, a body scan revealed that she had a glass pipe and
a glass bottle with 2 grams of cocaine placed inside her vagina.
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This is the same brain region activated by stimulation of the clitoris, vagina and cervix.
This is the same brain region activated by
stimulation of the clitoris, vagina and cervix.
97,644
You have to preach that today's weak black family is a legacy of slavery, Jim Crow and racism.
You have to preach that today's weak black family
is a legacy of slavery, Jim Crow and racism.
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You better host a really cool and intimate summit with the Legendary Miss Britney Spears , bitch.
You better host a really cool and intimate summit
with the Legendary Miss Britney Spears , bitch.
97,646
Every few days we seem to have a ‘crackdown’ on hate preachers, lager louts, deadbeat dads, welfare cheats, illegal immigrants and bad teachers.
Every few days we seem to have a ‘crackdown’ on hate preachers,
lager louts, deadbeat dads, welfare cheats, illegal immigrants and bad teachers.
97,647
“People are amazing once you get them out of their idiotic ideological presuppositions,” said Peterson to a crowd of dozens at the event.
“People are amazing once you get them out of their idiotic ideological
presuppositions,” said Peterson to a crowd of dozens at the event.
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Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic, you name it.”
Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic
, Islamaphobic, you name it.”
97,649
Some are grabbed by the testicles to force them into narrow wooden stalls.
Some are grabbed by the testicles to
force them into narrow wooden stalls.
97,650
According to the suit, Nozza reportedly said “he thought then-candidate Donald Trump was right and that the United States should drop a bomb on the Middle East to kill all the Muslim terrorists.”
According to the suit, Nozza reportedly said “he thought then-candidate Donald Trump was right and
that the United States should drop a bomb on the Middle East to kill all the Muslim terrorists.”
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...but even his physical body - which now has: a bum eye, at least one kidney missing, a scar on his neck which may or may not look like a dog's vagina, half of his face horrifically burned, his legs shattered, and...well, the list is nearly endless.
...but even his physical body - which now has: a bum eye, at least one kidney missing, a scar on his neck which may or
may not look like a dog's vagina, half of his face horrifically burned, his legs shattered, and...well, the list is nearly endless.
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I. White Americans Less Likely to Say Protests by Blacks Are Good for U.S.
I. White Americans Less Likely to Say
Protests by Blacks Are Good for U.S.
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Their drummer, Lynn, went on to play with hardcore gods, The Dicks.
Their drummer, Lynn, went on to
play with hardcore gods, The Dicks.
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I don't do it alone and get additional eyes to check it but ultimately it's my fuckup, so i'm lost for words how this did happen.
I don't do it alone and get additional eyes to check it but ultimately
it's my fuckup, so i'm lost for words how this did happen.
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(If you're really lucky, being gay or a woman might just suffice, in lieu of not being white.)
(If you're really lucky, being gay or a woman
might just suffice, in lieu of not being white.)
97,656
We ask about oral sex, vaginal sex, and increasingly we ask about anal sex.
We ask about oral sex, vaginal sex
, and increasingly we ask about anal sex.
97,657
We are going to NEED every DAMN Democrat/progressive in this fight folks.
We are going to NEED every DAMN
Democrat/progressive in this fight folks.
97,658
Immediately the young guys who were not even alive during this time period will come in to tell you how stupid you are, how it has always been like this, because women have always been the way they are now.
Immediately the young guys who were not even alive during this time period will come in to tell you how stupid
you are, how it has always been like this, because women have always been the way they are now.
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I'm waiting for @EvaLongoria to apologize for calling/RT Romney slang for women's genitalia and calling GOP women stupid. — Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 17, 2012
I'm waiting for @EvaLongoria to apologize for calling/RT Romney slang for women's
genitalia and calling GOP women stupid. — Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 17, 2012
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"When most people think of men's health, they think of the penis and the prostate and we need to get beyond that and say, 'there's more to a man than a penis and a prostate.'
"When most people think of men's health, they think of the penis and the prostate and we need
to get beyond that and say, 'there's more to a man than a penis and a prostate.'
97,661
They suck, not in of themselves, but through sloppy execution, SPACE MAGIC, god damn star kid tom-fuckery, and expecting players to anthropomorphize the galaxy (NOT EVEN MORDIN CAN DO THAT BIOWARE!).
They suck, not in of themselves, but through sloppy execution, SPACE MAGIC, god damn star kid tom
-fuckery, and expecting players to anthropomorphize the galaxy (NOT EVEN MORDIN CAN DO THAT BIOWARE!).
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If it goes one inch further, I’m gonna start killing people,” Yeager said in the video.
If it goes one inch further, I’m gonna
start killing people,” Yeager said in the video.
97,663
Dev, our little gremlin of a host, asks Chey how she feels about the shit that went down this week (which we still don’t know about yet, the anticipation is killing me) and she’s like, WELL SHIT WHERE DO I START?
Dev, our little gremlin of a host, asks Chey how she feels about the shit that went down this week (which we
still don’t know about yet, the anticipation is killing me) and she’s like, WELL SHIT WHERE DO I START?
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I want to start off with the chapter summary that comes directly after “Chapter 31,” Because that’s where the first bit of shit starts:
I want to start off with the chapter summary that comes directly after “
Chapter 31,” Because that’s where the first bit of shit starts:
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For Wyden, the lying suck-weasels of the NSA made him take to the Senate Hearing Room in righteous indignation.
For Wyden, the lying suck-weasels of the NSA
made him take to the Senate Hearing Room in righteous indignation.
97,666
"We have already made public our Race Protection Law, but without even studying it, this bitch [kaungma in Burmese] keeps on complaining about how it is against human rights!"
"We have already made public our Race Protection Law, but without even studying it, this
bitch [kaungma in Burmese] keeps on complaining about how it is against human rights!"
97,667
Damned Christmas carols and their damned cheer waking me up to another day of bright smiley elf-faces.
Damned Christmas carols and their damned cheer waking me up
to another day of bright smiley elf-faces.
97,668
The show that brought you Michael's dick, James's ass, Aaron's eyebrows, Adam's nipples, Jack's foot & Maggie's boobs is back.
The show that brought you Michael's dick, James's ass, Aaron's
eyebrows, Adam's nipples, Jack's foot & Maggie's boobs is back.
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No word on which brand of bullshit Alred has to listen to for the next decade.
No word on which brand of bullshit Alred
has to listen to for the next decade.
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That 50k can quickly become a 60k if you’re an absent minded retard like me.
That 50k can quickly become a 60k if
you’re an absent minded retard like me.
97,671
He was officially charged with unlawful use of a weapon, reckless endangerment, disorderly conduct, and unlawful discharge of a firearm. Unofficially, he was charged with being a total idiot. [Oregon Live]
He was officially charged with unlawful use of a weapon, reckless endangerment, disorderly conduct, and unlawful
discharge of a firearm. Unofficially, he was charged with being a total idiot. [Oregon Live]
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Don’t be a (expletives deleted) pig who’s looking to get killed…Everyone who goes out of their way to (expletive deleted) with other people should get executed in cold blood.”
Don’t be a (expletives deleted) pig who’s looking to get killed…Everyone who goes
out of their way to (expletive deleted) with other people should get executed in cold blood.”
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And saying nothing when the president calls you a “son of a bitch.”
And saying nothing when the president calls you
a “son of a bitch.”
97,674
Looks like it's a parody trailer for the highly anticipated movie, The Whore of Wall St.
Looks like it's a parody trailer for the
highly anticipated movie, The Whore of Wall St.
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A bottom girl, bottom woman, or bottom bitch,[1] is an American term for a prostitute who sits atop the hierarchy of prostitutes working for a particular pimp.
A bottom girl, bottom woman, or bottom bitch,[1] is an American term
for a prostitute who sits atop the hierarchy of prostitutes working for a particular pimp.
97,676
Howick enigmatically tweeted 'idiots assemble' last month and was followed by Willbond posting 'the idiots are gathering.
Howick enigmatically tweeted 'idiots assemble' last month and
was followed by Willbond posting 'the idiots are gathering.
97,677
So this comic isn’t related to Occupy but it’s still a political comic on a subject dear to any and all satirist’s heart (and we are satirists, god damnit).
So this comic isn’t related to Occupy but it’s still a political comic on a subject
dear to any and all satirist’s heart (and we are satirists, god damnit).
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yo momma's so fat that when roaches burrow and walk under her, they can't unburrow!
yo momma's so fat that when roaches burrow
and walk under her, they can't unburrow!
97,679
“All the stupid idiots are so angry that Jericho beat [AJ] Styles, Jericho buried Styles.
“All the stupid idiots are so angry that Jericho
beat [AJ] Styles, Jericho buried Styles.
97,680
A dumbshit in Baltimore is probably thinking about his Garfield “I hate Mondays” poster as he recovers from gun shot wounds after he tried to rob a group of ATF agents.
A dumbshit in Baltimore is probably thinking about his Garfield “I hate Mondays” poster as
he recovers from gun shot wounds after he tried to rob a group of ATF agents.
97,681
“Master your instrument, Master the music, and then forget all that bullshit and just play.” – Charlie Parker
“Master your instrument, Master the music, and then
forget all that bullshit and just play.” – Charlie Parker
97,682
All these anti black white people hiding behind their Jewish ancestry to perpetuate anti blackness need to stop the bullshit.
All these anti black white people hiding behind their Jewish
ancestry to perpetuate anti blackness need to stop the bullshit.
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It has witches being burned at the stake, freaks licking babies and a hot girl riding a ram.
It has witches being burned at the stake, freaks
licking babies and a hot girl riding a ram.
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More than a decade later, fewer critics seem quite so prone to fixate on a stray lyric about a deformed penis.
More than a decade later, fewer critics seem quite so
prone to fixate on a stray lyric about a deformed penis.
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"Lock you in a casket/now you can't escape/Homie you a b...ch/smother you in dirt with the worms/now you don't exist..."
"Lock you in a casket/now you can't escape/Homie you a b
...ch/smother you in dirt with the worms/now you don't exist..."
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But the reason all OB/GYNs hate John Edwards is not that he can’t keep his dick in his pants (especially while his wife was battling terminal cancer) or at least man up and tell the truth about it.
But the reason all OB/GYNs hate John Edwards is not that he can’t keep his dick in his pants
(especially while his wife was battling terminal cancer) or at least man up and tell the truth about it.
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But all of a sudden, you get a question so stupid that it throws you off your pins.
But all of a sudden, you get a question
so stupid that it throws you off your pins.
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Would enjoy crush u in court and forcing you to eat shit – you stupid ignorant ugly bitch!”
Would enjoy crush u in court and forcing you to
eat shit – you stupid ignorant ugly bitch!”
97,689
The victim claims Guyton repeatedly made sexual comments towards her as she cleaned his trailer, and forced her to touch his penis on four separate occasions.
The victim claims Guyton repeatedly made sexual comments towards her as she cleaned his
trailer, and forced her to touch his penis on four separate occasions.
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John McDonnell has said he let himself down by calling Labour MPs trying to unseat Jeremy Corbyn “f***ing useless”.
John McDonnell has said he let himself down by calling Labour
MPs trying to unseat Jeremy Corbyn “f***ing useless”.
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Shirley Manson thinks Kanye West's Grammys stunt was, well, garbage.
Shirley Manson thinks Kanye West's Grammys
stunt was, well, garbage.
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I don't like measuring shit, I don't like rigid rules, and I don't like people telling me what to do.
I don't like measuring shit, I don't like rigid rules
, and I don't like people telling me what to do.
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Also in the video, they appeared to be saying "f*ck Trump, f*ck white people," as they showed no mercy to the teen.
Also in the video, they appeared to be saying "f*ck Trump,
f*ck white people," as they showed no mercy to the teen.
97,694
The whole movie is about a loose woman named Judy listening to a sermon in church and vividly imaging the future horrors the pastor describes (note: It is entirely possible that Judy is high as fuck).
The whole movie is about a loose woman named Judy listening to a sermon in church and vividly imaging the
future horrors the pastor describes (note: It is entirely possible that Judy is high as fuck).
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To keep this shit fair I aint gon mention no niggas from the first time around n shit.
To keep this shit fair I aint gon mention
no niggas from the first time around n shit.
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“There’s some guys sitting at the Olympic headquarters going, ‘Those dumb-asses, we’re taking all their best guys for nothing.’
“There’s some guys sitting at the Olympic headquarters going, ‘Those
dumb-asses, we’re taking all their best guys for nothing.’
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Where they’re speared and disembowelled and have their necks slashed and their genitals sliced off.
Where they’re speared and disembowelled and have
their necks slashed and their genitals sliced off.
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'I hope that even these idiots will find something in it to like', wrote the young composer of his Parisian audience.
'I hope that even these idiots will find something in it
to like', wrote the young composer of his Parisian audience.
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“I reached my hand out and he takes his right hand and, under mine, immediately squeezes, grabs my genitals.
“I reached my hand out and he takes his right hand
and, under mine, immediately squeezes, grabs my genitals.