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97,800 | In the summer of 1996, while I was on a trip to the Dominican Republic, Stephen King jabbed a needle in my ass. | In the summer of 1996, while I was on a trip to | the Dominican Republic, Stephen King jabbed a needle in my ass. |
97,801 | I find that if I don’t write then these weird ideas tend to remain in my brain and fuck me up, so the only release is to get them out on paper. | I find that if I don’t write then these weird ideas tend to remain in my | brain and fuck me up, so the only release is to get them out on paper. |
97,802 | But if you think life is easy for pro athletes, you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. | But if you think life is easy for pro athletes, | you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. |
97,803 | Instead, it was the sight of Ryan Phillippe’s bare ass that excited me more than anything. | Instead, it was the sight of Ryan Phillippe | ’s bare ass that excited me more than anything. |
97,804 | Everything must line up perfectly for a shitty miracle to occur. | Everything must line up perfectly for | a shitty miracle to occur. |
97,805 | Honestly, people, why wait to fall asleep with your shoes on when you can just draw dicks on your own face, am I right? | Honestly, people, why wait to fall asleep with your shoes on when | you can just draw dicks on your own face, am I right? |
97,806 | COPENHAGEN, Denmark - In Denmark, one of the smallest countries in the world, size clearly matters: a website has invited men to send in photos of their private parts and the man with the smallest penis wins an iPhone. | COPENHAGEN, Denmark - In Denmark, one of the smallest countries in the world, size clearly matters: a website | has invited men to send in photos of their private parts and the man with the smallest penis wins an iPhone. |
97,807 | In other words, do what you are told, no matter how stupid you think it is. | In other words, do what you are told | , no matter how stupid you think it is. |
97,808 | (But I really don't care about sports. :/) But I'm so sorry you have to deal with that and I'm glad you kick their asses. | (But I really don't care about sports. :/) But I'm so | sorry you have to deal with that and I'm glad you kick their asses. |
97,809 | In this source's email conversation, Pav claimed to have earned "30k" off MySafeVPN and then told the source to "fuck off." | In this source's email conversation, Pav claimed to have earned "30k | " off MySafeVPN and then told the source to "fuck off." |
97,810 | Or are they charlatans who know exactly what they are doing and just don’t give a fuck? | Or are they charlatans who know exactly what they | are doing and just don’t give a fuck? |
97,811 | In the Irish press, he had always been a reprehensible clown: that lunatic who threatened to assassinate Barack Obama on the 2011 presidential visit. | In the Irish press, he had always been a reprehensible clown: | that lunatic who threatened to assassinate Barack Obama on the 2011 presidential visit. |
97,812 | Ya’ll get us get out there to perform last year and close and shit, and y’all don’t get us no fucking nominations?” | Ya’ll get us get out there to perform last year and close and | shit, and y’all don’t get us no fucking nominations?” |
97,813 | It featured a defense of the alternative medical practices that Goop has promoted, such as tucking a jade egg in the vagina to enhance sexual pleasure. | It featured a defense of the alternative medical practices that Goop has promoted, | such as tucking a jade egg in the vagina to enhance sexual pleasure. |
97,814 | Well, for one thing, he thinks Edward Snowden should be executed: | Well, for one thing, he | thinks Edward Snowden should be executed: |
97,815 | Durkin mocks, “Yeah you guys, that was mean-spirited… Also the President’s whining like a fu*king child.” | Durkin mocks, “Yeah you guys, that was mean- | spirited… Also the President’s whining like a fu*king child.” |
97,816 | Messages on the screen read “Nigger History Month” and “Kill All Niggers.” | Messages on the screen read “Nigger History | Month” and “Kill All Niggers.” |
97,817 | Now, I have not been a size 8 since I was about 8 years old -- so this was kind of a dick move on his part. | Now, I have not been a size 8 since I was about 8 | years old -- so this was kind of a dick move on his part. |
97,818 | Now, a brand of low-fat foods has jumped on the bandwagon, urging German customers to "fuck the diet". | Now, a brand of low-fat foods has jumped on | the bandwagon, urging German customers to "fuck the diet". |
97,819 | Wasting time on a vagina who you’re going to dump anyway, is a serious waste of time | Wasting time on a vagina who you’re going | to dump anyway, is a serious waste of time |
97,820 | The father who fought the God Hates Fags church all the way to the US supreme court after his son’s funeral was picketed has said that someone will get shot if the church resumes its action. | The father who fought the God Hates Fags church all the way to the US supreme court after his | son’s funeral was picketed has said that someone will get shot if the church resumes its action. |
97,821 | Unfortunately for this years government prom queen, because we pay a sum total of fuck all income tax in this country (relative to others, of course), the welfare cuts had to be broad ranging. | Unfortunately for this years government prom queen, because we pay a sum total of fuck all income tax in | this country (relative to others, of course), the welfare cuts had to be broad ranging. |
97,822 | Some moron from California lit himself on fire near Trump International Hotel and got arrested tonight. | Some moron from California lit himself on fire | near Trump International Hotel and got arrested tonight. |
97,823 | I base this judgement on the idiotic statements that come out of her mouth. | I base this judgement on the idiotic | statements that come out of her mouth. |
97,824 | Rizzo won in other ways too: nearly every commentator instantly decreed that Anthony Rizzo is a good dude and not a dirty player, like it’s impossible that a nice civilian could possibly play sports like an asshole. | Rizzo won in other ways too: nearly every commentator instantly decreed that Anthony Rizzo is a good dude and | not a dirty player, like it’s impossible that a nice civilian could possibly play sports like an asshole. |
97,825 | Most African families seek the help of male family members for the task of continuous pounding. | Most African families seek the help of male | family members for the task of continuous pounding. |
97,826 | “You trash me, I’ll trash you, you evil cowardly lying slanderous violent pro liberal/labor govt fascist Nazi stealing, torturing, murdering dogs [sic].” | “You trash me, I’ll trash you, you evil cowardly lying slanderous violent pro | liberal/labor govt fascist Nazi stealing, torturing, murdering dogs [sic].” |
97,827 | The man then pushed her into a nearby shack and beat and raped her for five hours. | The man then pushed her into a nearby shack | and beat and raped her for five hours. |
97,828 | "Let’s face it, we wouldn’t know who the fuck Carmen Carrera was if she didn’t fucking get on Drag Race," Haylock said Saturday at The Manor in Wilton Manors, Fla. | "Let’s face it, we wouldn’t know who the fuck Carmen Carrera was if she did | n’t fucking get on Drag Race," Haylock said Saturday at The Manor in Wilton Manors, Fla. |
97,829 | In years of blogging I’m not sure I’ve ever come across something this dumb. | In years of blogging I’m not sure | I’ve ever come across something this dumb. |
97,830 | [3] It is usually accompanied by a person saying "here come dat boi" to which he replies "o shit waddup!" | [3] It is usually accompanied by a person saying "here | come dat boi" to which he replies "o shit waddup!" |
97,831 | One man had blood on his face, another a stupid smile: the challengers were mainly drunk. | One man had blood on his face, another | a stupid smile: the challengers were mainly drunk. |
97,832 | Perhaps you were sitting around today thinking that what this election needs is more cocks. | Perhaps you were sitting around today thinking that | what this election needs is more cocks. |
97,833 | I don't have to tell you about the Church using remote, impoverished villages as a dumping ground for priests who raped children. | I don't have to tell you about the Church using remote | , impoverished villages as a dumping ground for priests who raped children. |
97,834 | “Can you come in with your kids and let them run around like idiots while you drink your beer? | “Can you come in with your kids and let | them run around like idiots while you drink your beer? |
97,835 | Example 1: The imam of the Jama Masjid in Ahmedabad must rank as pretty stupid. | Example 1: The imam of the Jama | Masjid in Ahmedabad must rank as pretty stupid. |
97,836 | You can say gay people are going to hell, or that they make you feel icky, or that you’re okay with gays but not the marrying kind of gays, or that you oppose gay marriage because you just do. | You can say gay people are going to hell, or that they make you feel icky, or that you’re | okay with gays but not the marrying kind of gays, or that you oppose gay marriage because you just do. |
97,837 | Instead, he raped me there," said Chen XiaoLi (not her real name). | Instead, he raped me there," said | Chen XiaoLi (not her real name). |
97,838 | A man who lost most of his penis to a flesh-eating superbug after routine surgery is taking legal action against the hospital. | A man who lost most of his penis to a flesh- | eating superbug after routine surgery is taking legal action against the hospital. |
97,839 | Our only hope is to make them quit by making them realize how shit they are, or convincing Spookerton, the true host, to take out the trash. | Our only hope is to make them quit by making them realize how shit they | are, or convincing Spookerton, the true host, to take out the trash. |
97,840 | SmoKim Profile Joined March 2010 Denmark 9999 Posts #2 SO FUCKING HYPED | SmoKim Profile Joined March 2010 Denmark | 9999 Posts #2 SO FUCKING HYPED |
97,841 | In August 2014, Reince Priebus, Trump’s chief of staff, wrote: “Obama’s golf outings aren’t just bad optics, they’re foolish. | In August 2014, Reince Priebus, Trump’s chief of staff, wrote: | “Obama’s golf outings aren’t just bad optics, they’re foolish. |
97,842 | He likes grabbing women by the pussy and moving on them “like a bitch.” | He likes grabbing women by the pussy and | moving on them “like a bitch.” |
97,843 | With Brock you at least have a wrestler with a strong legacy of ass kicking in and out of the wrestling ring and nothing can change that. | With Brock you at least have a wrestler with a strong legacy of ass | kicking in and out of the wrestling ring and nothing can change that. |
97,844 | According to Kevin Beary's Florentine Locutions (1991), it's properly spelled vaffanculo, a contraction of “va a fare in culo”, and literally means "go do [it] in the ass," (i.e., bugger off, f_ck off, and f_ck you). | According to Kevin Beary's Florentine Locutions (1991), it's properly spelled vaffanculo, a contraction of “va a fare in culo”, | and literally means "go do [it] in the ass," (i.e., bugger off, f_ck off, and f_ck you). |
97,845 | As one of the ads promotion the sweepstakes eludes to, you better have all your clothes on when the "street team" gps's your ass. | As one of the ads promotion the sweepstakes eludes to, you better have | all your clothes on when the "street team" gps's your ass. |
97,846 | Not long after one man received a bill addressed to "Asshole Brown," another Comcast customer has been insulted by way of the monthly bill. | Not long after one man received a bill addressed to "Asshole Brown, | " another Comcast customer has been insulted by way of the monthly bill. |
97,847 | A footballer in Spain has been hit with a one-year ban after trying to hit an assistant referee with his penis during a game. | A footballer in Spain has been hit with a one-year ban | after trying to hit an assistant referee with his penis during a game. |
97,848 | And about forty minutes into it…just…damnit…and four idols later you’re gone. | And about forty minutes into it…just… | damnit…and four idols later you’re gone. |
97,849 | "If you don’t let us in the room, we will force our way in and rape you," one of the men threatened. | "If you don’t let us in the room, we will force | our way in and rape you," one of the men threatened. |
97,850 | Shocking video out of Britain shows a Muslim man hurling insults and racially abusing a white man by telling him he looks like pork. | Shocking video out of Britain shows a Muslim man hurling insults and | racially abusing a white man by telling him he looks like pork. |
97,851 | They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. | They know they’re prone to emotion and anger | , and they know they’re all whores. |
97,852 | A woman of Diana’s integrity, for instance, would never allow herself to be tricked into grasping my penis instead of the legendary Sword of Athena. | A woman of Diana’s integrity, for instance, would never allow herself | to be tricked into grasping my penis instead of the legendary Sword of Athena. |
97,853 | “When Donald Trump says all Mexicans are rapists and murderers, that’s not being a leader, that’s not solving problems,” he told the No Labels’s Problem Solver Promise conference in Manchester, N.H. via satellite on Monday. | “When Donald Trump says all Mexicans are rapists and murderers, that’s not being a leader, that’s not | solving problems,” he told the No Labels’s Problem Solver Promise conference in Manchester, N.H. via satellite on Monday. |
97,854 | I’m trying to make dinner and they won’t stop demanding things and there are THREE of them and only ONE of me and I can’t get the fucking LIGHTBULB into the RIDICULOUS bathroom LIGHT!” | I’m trying to make dinner and they won’t stop demanding things and there are THREE of them | and only ONE of me and I can’t get the fucking LIGHTBULB into the RIDICULOUS bathroom LIGHT!” |
97,855 | Following up on a tweet promising to discuss the issue more on his show and “not [on] a shitty platform like Twitter,” on today’s episode of WTF, Marc Maron discussed the sexual misconduct charges against his friend Louis CK at length. | Following up on a tweet promising to discuss the issue more on his show and “not [on] a shitty platform like | Twitter,” on today’s episode of WTF, Marc Maron discussed the sexual misconduct charges against his friend Louis CK at length. |
97,856 | Whew, I thought we were going to have to go ape shit and completely walk away from this film right now. | Whew, I thought we were going to have to go | ape shit and completely walk away from this film right now. |
97,857 | Lilley was to expand upon his stupidity in the obvious repository for such endeavour, the | Lilley was to expand upon his stupidity in | the obvious repository for such endeavour, the |
97,858 | My message to all the conservative Republicansout there who are upset by the way things are going, is this:Serves you right, you unprincipled, hypocritical boneheads.( | My message to all the conservative Republicansout there who are upset by the way things are | going, is this:Serves you right, you unprincipled, hypocritical boneheads.( |
97,859 | "And as the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected." | "And as the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached | to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected." |
97,860 | In reality, spewing crude comments and obscenity is all that arrogant, talentless buffoons like Colbert have on the left. | In reality, spewing crude comments and obscenity is all that | arrogant, talentless buffoons like Colbert have on the left. |
97,861 | Remember this jerk when you hear Republicans and the NRA whine about how divisive Democrats are. | Remember this jerk when you hear Republicans and | the NRA whine about how divisive Democrats are. |
97,862 | Green Day wasn’t known for their reflectiveness — to most, they were the snot-nosed brats with neon hair who took over the airwaves in the mid-’90s with singles about masturbating in houses with unlocked doors and having eyes that felt like they were gonna bleed. | Green Day wasn’t known for their reflectiveness — to most, they were the snot-nosed brats with neon hair who took over | the airwaves in the mid-’90s with singles about masturbating in houses with unlocked doors and having eyes that felt like they were gonna bleed. |
97,863 | There are particularly racist attacks on people of Indian descent''. | There are particularly racist attacks on | people of Indian descent''. |
97,864 | She referred to him as a “faggot,” a “sand nigga,” a “dick rider,” a “punjab,” and a “paki.” | She referred to him as a “faggot,” a “sand nigga,” | a “dick rider,” a “punjab,” and a “paki.” |
97,865 | I got a flood of email this week asking me to bring in the fuckface himself, Donald Trump. | I got a flood of email this week asking me | to bring in the fuckface himself, Donald Trump. |
97,866 | Speaking to Stewart, Beck instructed, "Open your eyes, you moron." | Speaking to Stewart, Beck instructed, " | Open your eyes, you moron." |
97,867 | As I recall from history 101 the Benj's was a total fucking bro, had sex more times than uh, uh the Death Star was destroyed but like 6x more than that. | As I recall from history 101 the Benj's was a total fucking bro, had sex | more times than uh, uh the Death Star was destroyed but like 6x more than that. |
97,868 | “I am sick of Republicans pronouncing Barack Obama’s name like it was some sort of cuss word,” Mr. | “I am sick of Republicans pronouncing Barack Obama’s name | like it was some sort of cuss word,” Mr. |
97,869 | Because what really matters is that you are into her and you just want to fuck her, right? | Because what really matters is that you are into her | and you just want to fuck her, right? |
97,870 | I've never encountered anything -- on the left or the right -- so aggressively stupid, so terminally self-unaware, so pathetically festooned with self-aggrandizing tripe as Deconstructing Obama. | I've never encountered anything -- on the left or the right -- so aggressively stupid, | so terminally self-unaware, so pathetically festooned with self-aggrandizing tripe as Deconstructing Obama. |
97,871 | Kurtz called it “political idiocy and journalistic malpractice.” | Kurtz called it “political | idiocy and journalistic malpractice.” |
97,872 | Included in her article is a photograph that clearly shows the Democrat Senator grabbing her breasts while she is asleep. | Included in her article is a photograph that clearly shows | the Democrat Senator grabbing her breasts while she is asleep. |
97,873 | It has been wholly given over to the idea that it is okay to be a filthy fag. | It has been wholly given over to the idea | that it is okay to be a filthy fag. |
97,874 | Sadly, though, the “national conversation” has for the most part been shallow, often bordering on stupid. | Sadly, though, the “national conversation” has for | the most part been shallow, often bordering on stupid. |
97,875 | I live in Connecticut, where the Mighty Corrupt Idiot Governor Dannel P. | I live in Connecticut, where | the Mighty Corrupt Idiot Governor Dannel P. |
97,876 | It is also, most of the time, fucking awesome and relativity cheap. | It is also, most of the | time, fucking awesome and relativity cheap. |
97,877 | Keane on Niger Attack: Question Is Why US Green Berets Were So Exposed | Keane on Niger Attack: Question Is | Why US Green Berets Were So Exposed |
97,878 | The movie declares itself to be a remake of National Lampoon's Vacation, the 1983 classic of obvious, pitiful, frenetic, stupid innocence. | The movie declares itself to be a remake of National Lampoon's Vacation | , the 1983 classic of obvious, pitiful, frenetic, stupid innocence. |
97,879 | The latter complaint I will disregard as I think the men’s rights movement is largely woman-hating bullshit and I don’t have time to cater to those guys. | The latter complaint I will disregard as I think the men’s rights movement is largely | woman-hating bullshit and I don’t have time to cater to those guys. |
97,880 | “Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, you’d say, ‘Get that son of a bitch off the field right now. | “Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag | , you’d say, ‘Get that son of a bitch off the field right now. |
97,881 | The system was openly mocked on forums for its goofy appearance – and rightly so, because you may look dumb taking photos with an iPad, but you look much more dumb with one strapped to your face. | The system was openly mocked on forums for its goofy appearance – and rightly so, because you may look | dumb taking photos with an iPad, but you look much more dumb with one strapped to your face. |
97,882 | EVERYONE. people really wanna be mad at Black people for everything and not talk about this shit. but we have the power to be ANTI everything. lmao. suck my dick from the back if you believe that. | EVERYONE. people really wanna be mad at Black people for everything and not talk about this shit. but we | have the power to be ANTI everything. lmao. suck my dick from the back if you believe that. |
97,883 | Anyone who tells you, with perfect confidence, what a Trump administration will do is either bluffing or a fool. | Anyone who tells you, with perfect confidence, what a | Trump administration will do is either bluffing or a fool. |
97,884 | rawdownloadcloneembedreportprint text 1.13 KB Fall Guy RENG: sivir Qursor: boosted piece of shit Fall Guy RENG: what did i do Fall Guy RENG: take me back JETAIMETAMMY69 left the room. | rawdownloadcloneembedreportprint text 1.13 KB Fall Guy RENG: sivir Qursor: boosted piece of shit Fall Guy | RENG: what did i do Fall Guy RENG: take me back JETAIMETAMMY69 left the room. |
97,885 | WASHINGTON — For nearly five decades, the United States has pursued a policy toward Cuba that could be described as incredibly stupid. | WASHINGTON — For nearly five decades, the United States has pursued | a policy toward Cuba that could be described as incredibly stupid. |
97,886 | It must irk philosophers that any idiot thinks he can do what they do. | It must irk philosophers that any idiot | thinks he can do what they do. |
97,887 | (“Up in Hudson” features the lines “Now I’m listening to Kanye on the Taconic Parkway ridin' fast / And you're out in Echo Park blasting Tupac, drinking a fifth for my ass.”). | (“Up in Hudson” features the lines “Now I’m listening to Kanye on the Taconic Parkway ridin' | fast / And you're out in Echo Park blasting Tupac, drinking a fifth for my ass.”). |
97,888 | I never thought anyone would read it, so I let it all hang out, gave it my snarky all, and titled it: “Blending is a Bitch: A Step-by-Step Guide To Eyeshadow Blending”. | I never thought anyone would read it, so I let it all hang out, gave it my snarky all, | and titled it: “Blending is a Bitch: A Step-by-Step Guide To Eyeshadow Blending”. |
97,889 | Before booking, inform the staff up-front if you’re one of those assholes who reviews everything online. | Before booking, inform the staff up-front if | you’re one of those assholes who reviews everything online. |
97,890 | THERE’S A RIGHT WAY AND A WRONG WAY TO GO ABOUT DOING THINGS, AND THAT ASSHOLE DID IT THE WRONG WAY. | THERE’S A RIGHT WAY AND A WRONG WAY TO GO ABOUT | DOING THINGS, AND THAT ASSHOLE DID IT THE WRONG WAY. |
97,891 | 1]
Dicks was known for his hardline right-wing views and caused controversy over a number of public statements he made. | 1]
Dicks was known for his hardline right-wing | views and caused controversy over a number of public statements he made. |
97,892 | And then, hopefully, she will continue to dismantle vulvaphobia one vagina-craft at a time. | And then, hopefully, she will continue to | dismantle vulvaphobia one vagina-craft at a time. |
97,893 | Story highlights 120 people participated in a "Make the Breast Pump Not Suck" hackathon at MIT | Story highlights 120 people participated in a "Make | the Breast Pump Not Suck" hackathon at MIT |
97,894 | Apparently, unlike the dreaded Millennials, who refused to buy shitty American cars or spend $15 on a jar of peanut butter, the Founders are here to fix America, or something. | Apparently, unlike the dreaded Millennials, who refused to buy shitty American cars or spend $15 | on a jar of peanut butter, the Founders are here to fix America, or something. |
97,895 | He went out of his way to approach the kids, and get in their faces with his fucking drum bullshit, while the hoteps kept heckling the kids. | He went out of his way to approach the kids, and get in their | faces with his fucking drum bullshit, while the hoteps kept heckling the kids. |
97,896 | A giant check for $68,275 with a note that reads: "Go Fuck Yourself John Mueller HELL YAY!!!" | A giant check for $68,275 with a note that reads: | "Go Fuck Yourself John Mueller HELL YAY!!!" |
97,897 | But perhaps more to the point, my method actually results in Londoners shitting themselves, rather than shrugging at your pathetic ongoing attempts to bring London to a halt. | But perhaps more to the point, my method actually results in Londoners shitting themselves | , rather than shrugging at your pathetic ongoing attempts to bring London to a halt. |
97,898 | “Fuck the fucking cops they ant shit but fucking racist basturds an fucking all of y’all who is racist,” Smith wrote in full context. | “Fuck the fucking cops they ant shit but fucking racist basturds an fucking | all of y’all who is racist,” Smith wrote in full context. |
97,899 | Fish are often thought of as horrible, slippery creatures that taste like ass. | Fish are often thought of as horrible | , slippery creatures that taste like ass. |
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