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In the summer of 1996, while I was on a trip to the Dominican Republic, Stephen King jabbed a needle in my ass.
In the summer of 1996, while I was on a trip to
the Dominican Republic, Stephen King jabbed a needle in my ass.
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I find that if I don’t write then these weird ideas tend to remain in my brain and fuck me up, so the only release is to get them out on paper.
I find that if I don’t write then these weird ideas tend to remain in my
brain and fuck me up, so the only release is to get them out on paper.
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But if you think life is easy for pro athletes, you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
But if you think life is easy for pro athletes,
you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
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Instead, it was the sight of Ryan Phillippe’s bare ass that excited me more than anything.
Instead, it was the sight of Ryan Phillippe
’s bare ass that excited me more than anything.
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Everything must line up perfectly for a shitty miracle to occur.
Everything must line up perfectly for
a shitty miracle to occur.
97,805
Honestly, people, why wait to fall asleep with your shoes on when you can just draw dicks on your own face, am I right?
Honestly, people, why wait to fall asleep with your shoes on when
you can just draw dicks on your own face, am I right?
97,806
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - In Denmark, one of the smallest countries in the world, size clearly matters: a website has invited men to send in photos of their private parts and the man with the smallest penis wins an iPhone.
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - In Denmark, one of the smallest countries in the world, size clearly matters: a website
has invited men to send in photos of their private parts and the man with the smallest penis wins an iPhone.
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In other words, do what you are told, no matter how stupid you think it is.
In other words, do what you are told
, no matter how stupid you think it is.
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(But I really don't care about sports. :/) But I'm so sorry you have to deal with that and I'm glad you kick their asses.
(But I really don't care about sports. :/) But I'm so
sorry you have to deal with that and I'm glad you kick their asses.
97,809
In this source's email conversation, Pav claimed to have earned "30k" off MySafeVPN and then told the source to "fuck off."
In this source's email conversation, Pav claimed to have earned "30k
" off MySafeVPN and then told the source to "fuck off."
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Or are they charlatans who know exactly what they are doing and just don’t give a fuck?
Or are they charlatans who know exactly what they
are doing and just don’t give a fuck?
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In the Irish press, he had always been a reprehensible clown: that lunatic who threatened to assassinate Barack Obama on the 2011 presidential visit.
In the Irish press, he had always been a reprehensible clown:
that lunatic who threatened to assassinate Barack Obama on the 2011 presidential visit.
97,812
Ya’ll get us get out there to perform last year and close and shit, and y’all don’t get us no fucking nominations?”
Ya’ll get us get out there to perform last year and close and
shit, and y’all don’t get us no fucking nominations?”
97,813
It featured a defense of the alternative medical practices that Goop has promoted, such as tucking a jade egg in the vagina to enhance sexual pleasure.
It featured a defense of the alternative medical practices that Goop has promoted,
such as tucking a jade egg in the vagina to enhance sexual pleasure.
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Well, for one thing, he thinks Edward Snowden should be executed:
Well, for one thing, he
thinks Edward Snowden should be executed:
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Durkin mocks, “Yeah you guys, that was mean-spirited… Also the President’s whining like a fu*king child.”
Durkin mocks, “Yeah you guys, that was mean-
spirited… Also the President’s whining like a fu*king child.”
97,816
Messages on the screen read “Nigger History Month” and “Kill All Niggers.”
Messages on the screen read “Nigger History
Month” and “Kill All Niggers.”
97,817
Now, I have not been a size 8 since I was about 8 years old -- so this was kind of a dick move on his part.
Now, I have not been a size 8 since I was about 8
years old -- so this was kind of a dick move on his part.
97,818
Now, a brand of low-fat foods has jumped on the bandwagon, urging German customers to "fuck the diet".
Now, a brand of low-fat foods has jumped on
the bandwagon, urging German customers to "fuck the diet".
97,819
Wasting time on a vagina who you’re going to dump anyway, is a serious waste of time
Wasting time on a vagina who you’re going
to dump anyway, is a serious waste of time
97,820
The father who fought the God Hates Fags church all the way to the US supreme court after his son’s funeral was picketed has said that someone will get shot if the church resumes its action.
The father who fought the God Hates Fags church all the way to the US supreme court after his
son’s funeral was picketed has said that someone will get shot if the church resumes its action.
97,821
Unfortunately for this years government prom queen, because we pay a sum total of fuck all income tax in this country (relative to others, of course), the welfare cuts had to be broad ranging.
Unfortunately for this years government prom queen, because we pay a sum total of fuck all income tax in
this country (relative to others, of course), the welfare cuts had to be broad ranging.
97,822
Some moron from California lit himself on fire near Trump International Hotel and got arrested tonight.
Some moron from California lit himself on fire
near Trump International Hotel and got arrested tonight.
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I base this judgement on the idiotic statements that come out of her mouth.
I base this judgement on the idiotic
statements that come out of her mouth.
97,824
Rizzo won in other ways too: nearly every commentator instantly decreed that Anthony Rizzo is a good dude and not a dirty player, like it’s impossible that a nice civilian could possibly play sports like an asshole.
Rizzo won in other ways too: nearly every commentator instantly decreed that Anthony Rizzo is a good dude and
not a dirty player, like it’s impossible that a nice civilian could possibly play sports like an asshole.
97,825
Most African families seek the help of male family members for the task of continuous pounding.
Most African families seek the help of male
family members for the task of continuous pounding.
97,826
“You trash me, I’ll trash you, you evil cowardly lying slanderous violent pro liberal/labor govt fascist Nazi stealing, torturing, murdering dogs [sic].”
“You trash me, I’ll trash you, you evil cowardly lying slanderous violent pro
liberal/labor govt fascist Nazi stealing, torturing, murdering dogs [sic].”
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The man then pushed her into a nearby shack and beat and raped her for five hours.
The man then pushed her into a nearby shack
and beat and raped her for five hours.
97,828
"Let’s face it, we wouldn’t know who the fuck Carmen Carrera was if she didn’t fucking get on Drag Race," Haylock said Saturday at The Manor in Wilton Manors, Fla.
"Let’s face it, we wouldn’t know who the fuck Carmen Carrera was if she did
n’t fucking get on Drag Race," Haylock said Saturday at The Manor in Wilton Manors, Fla.
97,829
In years of blogging I’m not sure I’ve ever come across something this dumb.
In years of blogging I’m not sure
I’ve ever come across something this dumb.
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[3] It is usually accompanied by a person saying "here come dat boi" to which he replies "o shit waddup!"
[3] It is usually accompanied by a person saying "here
come dat boi" to which he replies "o shit waddup!"
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One man had blood on his face, another a stupid smile: the challengers were mainly drunk.
One man had blood on his face, another
a stupid smile: the challengers were mainly drunk.
97,832
Perhaps you were sitting around today thinking that what this election needs is more cocks.
Perhaps you were sitting around today thinking that
what this election needs is more cocks.
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I don't have to tell you about the Church using remote, impoverished villages as a dumping ground for priests who raped children.
I don't have to tell you about the Church using remote
, impoverished villages as a dumping ground for priests who raped children.
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“Can you come in with your kids and let them run around like idiots while you drink your beer?
“Can you come in with your kids and let
them run around like idiots while you drink your beer?
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Example 1: The imam of the Jama Masjid in Ahmedabad must rank as pretty stupid.
Example 1: The imam of the Jama
Masjid in Ahmedabad must rank as pretty stupid.
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You can say gay people are going to hell, or that they make you feel icky, or that you’re okay with gays but not the marrying kind of gays, or that you oppose gay marriage because you just do.
You can say gay people are going to hell, or that they make you feel icky, or that you’re
okay with gays but not the marrying kind of gays, or that you oppose gay marriage because you just do.
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Instead, he raped me there," said Chen XiaoLi (not her real name).
Instead, he raped me there," said
Chen XiaoLi (not her real name).
97,838
A man who lost most of his penis to a flesh-eating superbug after routine surgery is taking legal action against the hospital.
A man who lost most of his penis to a flesh-
eating superbug after routine surgery is taking legal action against the hospital.
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Our only hope is to make them quit by making them realize how shit they are, or convincing Spookerton, the true host, to take out the trash.
Our only hope is to make them quit by making them realize how shit they
are, or convincing Spookerton, the true host, to take out the trash.
97,840
SmoKim Profile Joined March 2010 Denmark 9999 Posts #2 SO FUCKING HYPED
SmoKim Profile Joined March 2010 Denmark
9999 Posts #2 SO FUCKING HYPED
97,841
In August 2014, Reince Priebus, Trump’s chief of staff, wrote: “Obama’s golf outings aren’t just bad optics, they’re foolish.
In August 2014, Reince Priebus, Trump’s chief of staff, wrote:
“Obama’s golf outings aren’t just bad optics, they’re foolish.
97,842
He likes grabbing women by the pussy and moving on them “like a bitch.”
He likes grabbing women by the pussy and
moving on them “like a bitch.”
97,843
With Brock you at least have a wrestler with a strong legacy of ass kicking in and out of the wrestling ring and nothing can change that.
With Brock you at least have a wrestler with a strong legacy of ass
kicking in and out of the wrestling ring and nothing can change that.
97,844
According to Kevin Beary's Florentine Locutions (1991), it's properly spelled vaffanculo, a contraction of “va a fare in culo”, and literally means "go do [it] in the ass," (i.e., bugger off, f_ck off, and f_ck you).
According to Kevin Beary's Florentine Locutions (1991), it's properly spelled vaffanculo, a contraction of “va a fare in culo”,
and literally means "go do [it] in the ass," (i.e., bugger off, f_ck off, and f_ck you).
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As one of the ads promotion the sweepstakes eludes to, you better have all your clothes on when the "street team" gps's your ass.
As one of the ads promotion the sweepstakes eludes to, you better have
all your clothes on when the "street team" gps's your ass.
97,846
Not long after one man received a bill addressed to "Asshole Brown," another Comcast customer has been insulted by way of the monthly bill.
Not long after one man received a bill addressed to "Asshole Brown,
" another Comcast customer has been insulted by way of the monthly bill.
97,847
A footballer in Spain has been hit with a one-year ban after trying to hit an assistant referee with his penis during a game.
A footballer in Spain has been hit with a one-year ban
after trying to hit an assistant referee with his penis during a game.
97,848
And about forty minutes into it…just…damnit…and four idols later you’re gone.
And about forty minutes into it…just…
damnit…and four idols later you’re gone.
97,849
"If you don’t let us in the room, we will force our way in and rape you," one of the men threatened.
"If you don’t let us in the room, we will force
our way in and rape you," one of the men threatened.
97,850
Shocking video out of Britain shows a Muslim man hurling insults and racially abusing a white man by telling him he looks like pork.
Shocking video out of Britain shows a Muslim man hurling insults and
racially abusing a white man by telling him he looks like pork.
97,851
They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores.
They know they’re prone to emotion and anger
, and they know they’re all whores.
97,852
A woman of Diana’s integrity, for instance, would never allow herself to be tricked into grasping my penis instead of the legendary Sword of Athena.
A woman of Diana’s integrity, for instance, would never allow herself
to be tricked into grasping my penis instead of the legendary Sword of Athena.
97,853
“When Donald Trump says all Mexicans are rapists and murderers, that’s not being a leader, that’s not solving problems,” he told the No Labels’s Problem Solver Promise conference in Manchester, N.H. via satellite on Monday.
“When Donald Trump says all Mexicans are rapists and murderers, that’s not being a leader, that’s not
solving problems,” he told the No Labels’s Problem Solver Promise conference in Manchester, N.H. via satellite on Monday.
97,854
I’m trying to make dinner and they won’t stop demanding things and there are THREE of them and only ONE of me and I can’t get the fucking LIGHTBULB into the RIDICULOUS bathroom LIGHT!”
I’m trying to make dinner and they won’t stop demanding things and there are THREE of them
and only ONE of me and I can’t get the fucking LIGHTBULB into the RIDICULOUS bathroom LIGHT!”
97,855
Following up on a tweet promising to discuss the issue more on his show and “not [on] a shitty platform like Twitter,” on today’s episode of WTF, Marc Maron discussed the sexual misconduct charges against his friend Louis CK at length.
Following up on a tweet promising to discuss the issue more on his show and “not [on] a shitty platform like
Twitter,” on today’s episode of WTF, Marc Maron discussed the sexual misconduct charges against his friend Louis CK at length.
97,856
Whew, I thought we were going to have to go ape shit and completely walk away from this film right now.
Whew, I thought we were going to have to go
ape shit and completely walk away from this film right now.
97,857
Lilley was to expand upon his stupidity in the obvious repository for such endeavour, the
Lilley was to expand upon his stupidity in
the obvious repository for such endeavour, the
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My message to all the conservative Republicansout there who are upset by the way things are going, is this:Serves you right, you unprincipled, hypocritical boneheads.(
My message to all the conservative Republicansout there who are upset by the way things are
going, is this:Serves you right, you unprincipled, hypocritical boneheads.(
97,859
"And as the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected."
"And as the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached
to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected."
97,860
In reality, spewing crude comments and obscenity is all that arrogant, talentless buffoons like Colbert have on the left.
In reality, spewing crude comments and obscenity is all that
arrogant, talentless buffoons like Colbert have on the left.
97,861
Remember this jerk when you hear Republicans and the NRA whine about how divisive Democrats are.
Remember this jerk when you hear Republicans and
the NRA whine about how divisive Democrats are.
97,862
Green Day wasn’t known for their reflectiveness — to most, they were the snot-nosed brats with neon hair who took over the airwaves in the mid-’90s with singles about masturbating in houses with unlocked doors and having eyes that felt like they were gonna bleed.
Green Day wasn’t known for their reflectiveness — to most, they were the snot-nosed brats with neon hair who took over
the airwaves in the mid-’90s with singles about masturbating in houses with unlocked doors and having eyes that felt like they were gonna bleed.
97,863
There are particularly racist attacks on people of Indian descent''.
There are particularly racist attacks on
people of Indian descent''.
97,864
She referred to him as a “faggot,” a “sand nigga,” a “dick rider,” a “punjab,” and a “paki.”
She referred to him as a “faggot,” a “sand nigga,”
a “dick rider,” a “punjab,” and a “paki.”
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I got a flood of email this week asking me to bring in the fuckface himself, Donald Trump.
I got a flood of email this week asking me
to bring in the fuckface himself, Donald Trump.
97,866
Speaking to Stewart, Beck instructed, "Open your eyes, you moron."
Speaking to Stewart, Beck instructed, "
Open your eyes, you moron."
97,867
As I recall from history 101 the Benj's was a total fucking bro, had sex more times than uh, uh the Death Star was destroyed but like 6x more than that.
As I recall from history 101 the Benj's was a total fucking bro, had sex
more times than uh, uh the Death Star was destroyed but like 6x more than that.
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“I am sick of Republicans pronouncing Barack Obama’s name like it was some sort of cuss word,” Mr.
“I am sick of Republicans pronouncing Barack Obama’s name
like it was some sort of cuss word,” Mr.
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Because what really matters is that you are into her and you just want to fuck her, right?
Because what really matters is that you are into her
and you just want to fuck her, right?
97,870
I've never encountered anything -- on the left or the right -- so aggressively stupid, so terminally self-unaware, so pathetically festooned with self-aggrandizing tripe as Deconstructing Obama.
I've never encountered anything -- on the left or the right -- so aggressively stupid,
so terminally self-unaware, so pathetically festooned with self-aggrandizing tripe as Deconstructing Obama.
97,871
Kurtz called it “political idiocy and journalistic malpractice.”
Kurtz called it “political
idiocy and journalistic malpractice.”
97,872
Included in her article is a photograph that clearly shows the Democrat Senator grabbing her breasts while she is asleep.
Included in her article is a photograph that clearly shows
the Democrat Senator grabbing her breasts while she is asleep.
97,873
It has been wholly given over to the idea that it is okay to be a filthy fag.
It has been wholly given over to the idea
that it is okay to be a filthy fag.
97,874
Sadly, though, the “national conversation” has for the most part been shallow, often bordering on stupid.
Sadly, though, the “national conversation” has for
the most part been shallow, often bordering on stupid.
97,875
I live in Connecticut, where the Mighty Corrupt Idiot Governor Dannel P.
I live in Connecticut, where
the Mighty Corrupt Idiot Governor Dannel P.
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It is also, most of the time, fucking awesome and relativity cheap.
It is also, most of the
time, fucking awesome and relativity cheap.
97,877
Keane on Niger Attack: Question Is Why US Green Berets Were So Exposed
Keane on Niger Attack: Question Is
Why US Green Berets Were So Exposed
97,878
The movie declares itself to be a remake of National Lampoon's Vacation, the 1983 classic of obvious, pitiful, frenetic, stupid innocence.
The movie declares itself to be a remake of National Lampoon's Vacation
, the 1983 classic of obvious, pitiful, frenetic, stupid innocence.
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The latter complaint I will disregard as I think the men’s rights movement is largely woman-hating bullshit and I don’t have time to cater to those guys.
The latter complaint I will disregard as I think the men’s rights movement is largely
woman-hating bullshit and I don’t have time to cater to those guys.
97,880
“Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, you’d say, ‘Get that son of a bitch off the field right now.
“Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag
, you’d say, ‘Get that son of a bitch off the field right now.
97,881
The system was openly mocked on forums for its goofy appearance – and rightly so, because you may look dumb taking photos with an iPad, but you look much more dumb with one strapped to your face.
The system was openly mocked on forums for its goofy appearance – and rightly so, because you may look
dumb taking photos with an iPad, but you look much more dumb with one strapped to your face.
97,882
EVERYONE. people really wanna be mad at Black people for everything and not talk about this shit. but we have the power to be ANTI everything. lmao. suck my dick from the back if you believe that.
EVERYONE. people really wanna be mad at Black people for everything and not talk about this shit. but we
have the power to be ANTI everything. lmao. suck my dick from the back if you believe that.
97,883
Anyone who tells you, with perfect confidence, what a Trump administration will do is either bluffing or a fool.
Anyone who tells you, with perfect confidence, what a
Trump administration will do is either bluffing or a fool.
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rawdownloadcloneembedreportprint text 1.13 KB Fall Guy RENG: sivir Qursor: boosted piece of shit Fall Guy
RENG: what did i do Fall Guy RENG: take me back JETAIMETAMMY69 left the room.
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WASHINGTON — For nearly five decades, the United States has pursued a policy toward Cuba that could be described as incredibly stupid.
WASHINGTON — For nearly five decades, the United States has pursued
a policy toward Cuba that could be described as incredibly stupid.
97,886
It must irk philosophers that any idiot thinks he can do what they do.
It must irk philosophers that any idiot
thinks he can do what they do.
97,887
(“Up in Hudson” features the lines “Now I’m listening to Kanye on the Taconic Parkway ridin' fast / And you're out in Echo Park blasting Tupac, drinking a fifth for my ass.”).
(“Up in Hudson” features the lines “Now I’m listening to Kanye on the Taconic Parkway ridin'
fast / And you're out in Echo Park blasting Tupac, drinking a fifth for my ass.”).
97,888
I never thought anyone would read it, so I let it all hang out, gave it my snarky all, and titled it: “Blending is a Bitch: A Step-by-Step Guide To Eyeshadow Blending”.
I never thought anyone would read it, so I let it all hang out, gave it my snarky all,
and titled it: “Blending is a Bitch: A Step-by-Step Guide To Eyeshadow Blending”.
97,889
Before booking, inform the staff up-front if you’re one of those assholes who reviews everything online.
Before booking, inform the staff up-front if
you’re one of those assholes who reviews everything online.
97,890
THERE’S A RIGHT WAY AND A WRONG WAY TO GO ABOUT DOING THINGS, AND THAT ASSHOLE DID IT THE WRONG WAY.
THERE’S A RIGHT WAY AND A WRONG WAY TO GO ABOUT
DOING THINGS, AND THAT ASSHOLE DID IT THE WRONG WAY.
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1] Dicks was known for his hardline right-wing views and caused controversy over a number of public statements he made.
1] Dicks was known for his hardline right-wing
views and caused controversy over a number of public statements he made.
97,892
And then, hopefully, she will continue to dismantle vulvaphobia one vagina-craft at a time.
And then, hopefully, she will continue to
dismantle vulvaphobia one vagina-craft at a time.
97,893
Story highlights 120 people participated in a "Make the Breast Pump Not Suck" hackathon at MIT
Story highlights 120 people participated in a "Make
the Breast Pump Not Suck" hackathon at MIT
97,894
Apparently, unlike the dreaded Millennials, who refused to buy shitty American cars or spend $15 on a jar of peanut butter, the Founders are here to fix America, or something.
Apparently, unlike the dreaded Millennials, who refused to buy shitty American cars or spend $15
on a jar of peanut butter, the Founders are here to fix America, or something.
97,895
He went out of his way to approach the kids, and get in their faces with his fucking drum bullshit, while the hoteps kept heckling the kids.
He went out of his way to approach the kids, and get in their
faces with his fucking drum bullshit, while the hoteps kept heckling the kids.
97,896
A giant check for $68,275 with a note that reads: "Go Fuck Yourself John Mueller HELL YAY!!!"
A giant check for $68,275 with a note that reads:
"Go Fuck Yourself John Mueller HELL YAY!!!"
97,897
But perhaps more to the point, my method actually results in Londoners shitting themselves, rather than shrugging at your pathetic ongoing attempts to bring London to a halt.
But perhaps more to the point, my method actually results in Londoners shitting themselves
, rather than shrugging at your pathetic ongoing attempts to bring London to a halt.
97,898
“Fuck the fucking cops they ant shit but fucking racist basturds an fucking all of y’all who is racist,” Smith wrote in full context.
“Fuck the fucking cops they ant shit but fucking racist basturds an fucking
all of y’all who is racist,” Smith wrote in full context.
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Fish are often thought of as horrible, slippery creatures that taste like ass.
Fish are often thought of as horrible
, slippery creatures that taste like ass.