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Stating that he hates “low-level crap” and feels that American soccer is stupid, Holmberg went on a tirade putting down FC Rising and their fans.
Stating that he hates “low-level crap” and feels that American soccer
is stupid, Holmberg went on a tirade putting down FC Rising and their fans.
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He added the caption: “The Kyrgyz people queuing out of the door for their special delicacy the horse’s penis!!!”.
He added the caption: “The Kyrgyz people queuing out of the
door for their special delicacy the horse’s penis!!!”.
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Well, it turns out that you might have actually been right when you called her a lying cunt desperate to make it all about her...
Well, it turns out that you might have actually been right when
you called her a lying cunt desperate to make it all about her...
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It can be really fucking dangerous especially if there is on-coming traffic.
It can be really fucking dangerous especially
if there is on-coming traffic.
97,704
With EDM’s explosion, Soundcloud has become a shit-hole filled with people trying to cash-in instead of really making quality tracks.
With EDM’s explosion, Soundcloud has become a shit-hole filled
with people trying to cash-in instead of really making quality tracks.
97,705
The actor has always been a butt of jokes for his hairy body. Take a look:
The actor has always been a butt of jokes
for his hairy body. Take a look:
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Death, taxes, and Barcelona doing some fuck shit in the summer 2017 transfer window.
Death, taxes, and Barcelona doing some
fuck shit in the summer 2017 transfer window.
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Well, that's why this handy guide has been created - by the time you have read this, digested the information contained within, and put it into practice, you'll be able to fuck off with the best of them!
Well, that's why this handy guide has been created - by the time you have read this, digested the
information contained within, and put it into practice, you'll be able to fuck off with the best of them!
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You been singing about this nigga for years and he still playing you.
You been singing about this nigga for
years and he still playing you.
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[+ 2355, – 111] Whenever I see these two bastards I realize how nice of a lady Victoria is.
[+ 2355, – 111] Whenever I see these
two bastards I realize how nice of a lady Victoria is.
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I thought it was going to be the end of all my problems - I thought it was going to look lovely, like a little designer vagina Emma
I thought it was going to be the end of all my problems -
I thought it was going to look lovely, like a little designer vagina Emma
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It’s ending with “just a thought” that really puts the shit icing on this crap cake.
It’s ending with “just a thought” that
really puts the shit icing on this crap cake.
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For some people (chuckle), if they’re smooth, or it kind of comes kind of more easily … [I] feel like they love the guys who look like they’re working their ass off.
For some people (chuckle), if they’re smooth, or it kind of comes kind of more
easily … [I] feel like they love the guys who look like they’re working their ass off.
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So feel free to print this out, or edit it as you like or just enjoy reading it for shits and giggles.
So feel free to print this out, or edit it as
you like or just enjoy reading it for shits and giggles.
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This new Digg destroys the balance of power and Kevin Rose is either too stupid to see it or just stands to make so much cash off this new scheme he doesn't care.
This new Digg destroys the balance of power and Kevin Rose is either too stupid to see
it or just stands to make so much cash off this new scheme he doesn't care.
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"He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p--sy punk that I'd never want to be like.
"He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p
--sy punk that I'd never want to be like.
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The vast majority of instructors that teach self-defence are teaching you techniques that will get your ass kicked!!
The vast majority of instructors that teach self-defence are
teaching you techniques that will get your ass kicked!!
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Chicago's cops, like America's cops more generally, treat black people like animals to be hunted and killed.
Chicago's cops, like America's cops more generally,
treat black people like animals to be hunted and killed.
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What do you Bastards think, looking forward to another Independence Day barbeque, so to speak? Source: IGN.com Related 260 SHARES Facebook Twitter Category: Film
What do you Bastards think, looking forward to another Independence Day barbeque, so to
speak? Source: IGN.com Related 260 SHARES Facebook Twitter Category: Film
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"[He then] unzipped his pants, pulled out his penis and began stroking it until he ejaculated."
"[He then] unzipped his pants, pulled out
his penis and began stroking it until he ejaculated."
97,720
Some of the graffiti referred to unauthorized settler outposts and one read, "Jesus is a monkey."
Some of the graffiti referred to unauthorized settler outposts and
one read, "Jesus is a monkey."
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The fact that in 2015 priests don’t pay any forms of specific kind of taxes as they’re the Chosen Few, the Gods’ protégés, it’s not just an unfortunate misunderstanding, it’s a shitty reality.
The fact that in 2015 priests don’t pay any forms of specific kind of taxes as they’re the Chosen
Few, the Gods’ protégés, it’s not just an unfortunate misunderstanding, it’s a shitty reality.
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Shite-hawk (also spelled shitehawk) or shit-hawk or shitty hawk[1] is a slang name applied to various birds of prey that exhibit scavenging behaviour, originally and primarily the black kite, although the term has also been applied to other birds such as the herring gull.
Shite-hawk (also spelled shitehawk) or shit-hawk or shitty hawk[1] is a slang name applied to various birds of prey that
exhibit scavenging behaviour, originally and primarily the black kite, although the term has also been applied to other birds such as the herring gull.
97,723
A Donald Trump delegate was sent home to Illinois after using a racial slur in a Facebook post suggesting police should shoot black protesters.
A Donald Trump delegate was sent home to Illinois after using a
racial slur in a Facebook post suggesting police should shoot black protesters.
97,724
“I found when I put on the suit, I felt like, ‘I just feel like a bloody idiot if I don’t use this as a means of, It’s his true monstrous self that he allows to come out in that moment.
“I found when I put on the suit, I felt like, ‘I just feel like a bloody idiot if I
don’t use this as a means of, It’s his true monstrous self that he allows to come out in that moment.
97,725
We're fucking sick of it and so our resolution for 2014 is to make the SFPD's life hell at any opportunity that presents itself.
We're fucking sick of it and so our resolution for 2014 is
to make the SFPD's life hell at any opportunity that presents itself.
97,726
Apple engineer says pressure to design iPhone is reason I’m divorced Revealed THIS SUCKS!
Apple engineer says pressure to design iPhone is
reason I’m divorced Revealed THIS SUCKS!
97,727
The Canadian researchers behind the study conclude that "online trolls are prototypical everyday sadists...
The Canadian researchers behind the study conclude that
"online trolls are prototypical everyday sadists...
97,728
So after this shellacking, my pal John came over last night and beat the shit out of my decks for like 8 straight rounds (this includes my main wolf deck).
So after this shellacking, my pal John came over last night and beat the shit out
of my decks for like 8 straight rounds (this includes my main wolf deck).
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Everyone was kicked out of the gallery after someone yelled, “I hope you (expletive) die!”
Everyone was kicked out of the gallery after someone yelled
, “I hope you (expletive) die!”
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He continued: “They put the Jewish interest above America’s interest, and it’s about goddamn time that the Jew in America realizes he’s an American first and a Jew second.”
He continued: “They put the Jewish interest above America’s interest, and it’s about
goddamn time that the Jew in America realizes he’s an American first and a Jew second.”
97,731
As previously reported, the stolen 20-pound sex doll is described by its manufacturer as “the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked...
As previously reported, the stolen 20-pound sex doll is described by its
manufacturer as “the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked...
97,732
Please feel free to express your congratulations in the form of emphatic atta-boy slaps on my ass.
Please feel free to express your congratulations in the form
of emphatic atta-boy slaps on my ass.
97,733
The Republicans who made those comments did seem to be going out of their way to back up John Stuart Mill's 1866 comment: "I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally stupid.
The Republicans who made those comments did seem to be going out of their way to back up John
Stuart Mill's 1866 comment: "I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally stupid.
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As if this spit in the face to rape survivors everywhere isn’t enough, it is a spit in the face to property owners in Oregon as well.
As if this spit in the face to rape survivors everywhere isn’t enough,
it is a spit in the face to property owners in Oregon as well.
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oops, scforall still has some hole in it goddamnit all. i'll let u know when its fixed.
oops, scforall still has some hole in it goddamnit
all. i'll let u know when its fixed.
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Lady Gaga may not have gotten this memo (“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.” – Lady Gaga, 2010) but most people can agree that these ideas are a bit outdated.
Lady Gaga may not have gotten this memo (“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my
creativity from me through my vagina.” – Lady Gaga, 2010) but most people can agree that these ideas are a bit outdated.
97,737
Misguided idiot liberal Hollywood actress / celebrity, Ashley Judd, actually sent out Tweets saying America lacks behind some other Middle Eastern countries in equal rights for women.
Misguided idiot liberal Hollywood actress / celebrity, Ashley Judd, actually sent out Tweets
saying America lacks behind some other Middle Eastern countries in equal rights for women.
97,738
David Galloway urged his girlfriend Carol Bowditch, both from Evedon, Lincolnshire, to take part in the sick orgies where dog owners would get kicks out of watching women having sex with their pets, before they would have sex with the men.
David Galloway urged his girlfriend Carol Bowditch, both from Evedon, Lincolnshire, to take part in the sick orgies where dog
owners would get kicks out of watching women having sex with their pets, before they would have sex with the men.
97,739
“Let me see one of you adopt one of those ugly black babies,” she says.
“Let me see one of you adopt one
of those ugly black babies,” she says.
97,740
The truly stupid millennial’s simian brain just couldn’t handle it…
The truly stupid millennial’s simian
brain just couldn’t handle it…
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"One of the fellows here … in the other group, he wants a neighbourhood of only Muslims so if anything goes down they can bomb that neighbourhood and kill all the Muslims.
"One of the fellows here … in the other group, he wants a neighbourhood of
only Muslims so if anything goes down they can bomb that neighbourhood and kill all the Muslims.
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"You know your stupidity cost us a lot of s***," Grotski passionately explains in the video.
"You know your stupidity cost us a lot of s
***," Grotski passionately explains in the video.
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Condoms are thin, stretchy pouches that you wear on your penis during sex.
Condoms are thin, stretchy pouches that
you wear on your penis during sex.
97,744
At least once a week, I hearhear my boss say, “I don’t know who the fuck this person is.
At least once a week, I hearhear my boss say,
“I don’t know who the fuck this person is.
97,745
Shit, I’ve got better things to do than sit at the computer and drink beer.
Shit, I’ve got better things to do
than sit at the computer and drink beer.
97,746
They have burnt down hundreds of Rohingya villages, and murdered, raped and beheaded the Rohingya they have encountered.
They have burnt down hundreds of Rohingya villages, and
murdered, raped and beheaded the Rohingya they have encountered.
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He drove her to a secluded parking spot in the woods near Griffy Lake, where he forced his penis into her mouth.
He drove her to a secluded parking spot in the woods near
Griffy Lake, where he forced his penis into her mouth.
97,748
A sex toy company created a tiny male masturbation fort in New York City.
A sex toy company created a tiny
male masturbation fort in New York City.
97,749
Bobby Jindal called on his fellow Republicans to “stop being the stupid party.”
Bobby Jindal called on his fellow Republicans to
“stop being the stupid party.”
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(disclaimer: i love all the women in the project, especially kate mckinnon, and i'm a huge fan of movies like 'bridemaids' and 'the heat', so i'm not a misogynist, or against female-lead movies ...this just looks like an insulting pile of crap)
(disclaimer: i love all the women in the project, especially kate mckinnon, and i'm a huge fan of movies like 'bridemaids' and
'the heat', so i'm not a misogynist, or against female-lead movies ...this just looks like an insulting pile of crap)
97,751
I'm a grouchy, old, angry, white guy veteran and even I can see that Trump is a goddamn white supremacist a-hole.
I'm a grouchy, old, angry, white guy veteran and even
I can see that Trump is a goddamn white supremacist a-hole.
97,752
There’s also the government’s deeply shitty response to these facts, and that, somehow, they’ve seen fit to extend the program to pensioners and disabled people.
There’s also the government’s deeply shitty response to these facts, and that,
somehow, they’ve seen fit to extend the program to pensioners and disabled people.
97,753
Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, you name it."
Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic
, Islamophobic, you name it."
97,754
Rather than suck it up and buy a van, he picked up a wrecked 3 Series and got to cutting in a buddy's garage.
Rather than suck it up and buy a van, he picked up
a wrecked 3 Series and got to cutting in a buddy's garage.
97,755
Have you ever thought to yourself "I would really like to own a wooden penis that looks like Stephen Harper"?
Have you ever thought to yourself "I would really like
to own a wooden penis that looks like Stephen Harper"?
97,756
>brutally slaughter everyone who is ideologically opposed to you, including your own parents, siblings, friends and teachers in order to ensure that "communism happens naturally"
>brutally slaughter everyone who is ideologically opposed to you, including your own parents
, siblings, friends and teachers in order to ensure that "communism happens naturally"
97,757
'We need to talk about shit': six bugs cause 78% of diarrhoea cases
'We need to talk about shit'
: six bugs cause 78% of diarrhoea cases
97,758
Messages in chalk were also scrawled outside the Sugarcreek Township, Ohio, home, some reading, "Shoot your local rapist" and "We don't forgive, we don't forget, expect us!!!"
Messages in chalk were also scrawled outside the Sugarcreek Township, Ohio, home, some reading, "Shoot your
local rapist" and "We don't forgive, we don't forget, expect us!!!"
97,759
The woman told deputies Gonzales penetrated her vagina with his fingers and then penetrated her anus with a knife, the affidavit states.
The woman told deputies Gonzales penetrated her vagina with his fingers and
then penetrated her anus with a knife, the affidavit states.
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And, once you get their number you can expect plenty of nudes because these horny girls love sexting pics to their fans.
And, once you get their number you can expect plenty of
nudes because these horny girls love sexting pics to their fans.
97,761
Even very smart fools are still foolish because they have decided to escape from plain logic.
Even very smart fools are still foolish because
they have decided to escape from plain logic.
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WFLA Staff - LARGO, FL (WFLA) - A Florida man accused of vandalizing a home told deputies that he had listened to too much music and masturbated too much, which caused him to feel like "going out and destroying stuff."
WFLA Staff - LARGO, FL (WFLA) - A Florida man accused of vandalizing a home told deputies that he had
listened to too much music and masturbated too much, which caused him to feel like "going out and destroying stuff."
97,763
When advised to show respect to the local culture by a commenter on Facebook, Kaminski replied by saying "f**k your culture".
When advised to show respect to the local culture by a commenter
on Facebook, Kaminski replied by saying "f**k your culture".
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Naturally, I was mortally offended, deeply hurt, and made myself look like an *ass* by retorting with a heartily-felt f-bomb.
Naturally, I was mortally offended, deeply hurt, and made myself look like
an *ass* by retorting with a heartily-felt f-bomb.
97,765
Journalist Christopher Mathias caught video of protestors chanting “Fuck you, faggots” at the rally.
Journalist Christopher Mathias caught video of protestors chanting “
Fuck you, faggots” at the rally.
97,766
The new leader of the Dim party in California is the same man that told the audience to “Shut the F*ck Up” earlier this week.
The new leader of the Dim party in California is the same man that
told the audience to “Shut the F*ck Up” earlier this week.
97,767
Steve Aoki Excision Chuckie The Crystal Method Kill the Noise Brodinski Felix Cartal Dirtyphonics (live) Holy Fuck Cut Chemist Holy Ghost! Helicopter Showdown NiT GriT Shit Robot FareOh Pictureplane Oliver SOFI
Steve Aoki Excision Chuckie The Crystal Method Kill the Noise Brodinski Felix Cartal Dirtyphonics (live)
Holy Fuck Cut Chemist Holy Ghost! Helicopter Showdown NiT GriT Shit Robot FareOh Pictureplane Oliver SOFI
97,768
YG has just shared a remix of “FDT” (Fuck Donald Trump), featuring verses from Macklemore and G-Eazy.
YG has just shared a remix of “FDT” (Fuck
Donald Trump), featuring verses from Macklemore and G-Eazy.
97,769
If you ask me, one of the best things about being a woman in 2016 is having the freedom to get your tits out on social media.
If you ask me, one of the best things about being a woman
in 2016 is having the freedom to get your tits out on social media.
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By that I don’t mean that I want them to boast about how big their cock is* or many women they’ve fucked or how many times each one of those women came.
By that I don’t mean that I want them to boast about how big their cock is
* or many women they’ve fucked or how many times each one of those women came.
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And gang rapes of baby, daughter and mother a pleasurable pass time ( sic )."
And gang rapes of baby, daughter and mother
a pleasurable pass time ( sic )."
97,772
Liberals are all for rape, provided that the penis forcibly inserted in you is attached to an illegal immigrant. https://t.co/q9xZpDsPtL — Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) May 10, 2017
Liberals are all for rape, provided that the penis forcibly inserted in you is attached
to an illegal immigrant. https://t.co/q9xZpDsPtL — Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) May 10, 2017
97,773
College student admitted having sex with sheep due to 'exam stress'
College student admitted having sex with
sheep due to 'exam stress'
97,774
The argument then turned violent “when the offender grabbed Antonio’s penis with her right hand and began pulling on it which caused pain to Antonio.”
The argument then turned violent “when the offender grabbed Antonio’s penis with
her right hand and began pulling on it which caused pain to Antonio.”
97,775
A lot of shit got slung at me last week about making comparisons of chivalry being an antiquated social extension of the Feminine Imperative.
A lot of shit got slung at me last week about making
comparisons of chivalry being an antiquated social extension of the Feminine Imperative.
97,776
It seems to me that stepchild is a euphemism for bastard, but that is only a guess.
It seems to me that stepchild is a euphemism
for bastard, but that is only a guess.
97,777
He and his brother have a gay old time being nice to each other and the rest of the crew, but naughty naughty!
He and his brother have a gay old time being nice to
each other and the rest of the crew, but naughty naughty!
97,778
Said another: "All muslims should go home and never be let back here please mr harper make that happen they steal real peoples jobs that belong to us canadians."
Said another: "All muslims should go home and never be let back here please
mr harper make that happen they steal real peoples jobs that belong to us canadians."
97,779
Every day is a holiday if you buy into the bullshit calendar of festive food days.
Every day is a holiday if you buy
into the bullshit calendar of festive food days.
97,780
Tillerson is an ineffective secretary of state whose major contribution to truth-telling has been to call his boss, Trump, a moron.
Tillerson is an ineffective secretary of state whose major contribution to truth-
telling has been to call his boss, Trump, a moron.
97,781
Fuck You, Spike Lee Chi-Raq Is an Insult to Do the Right Thing, to Black Women, and to Malcolm X
Fuck You, Spike Lee Chi-Raq Is an Insult to
Do the Right Thing, to Black Women, and to Malcolm X
97,782
Or if you walk down the street, you no longer have to worry that you're going to kill yourself for simply breathing.
Or if you walk down the street, you no longer have
to worry that you're going to kill yourself for simply breathing.
97,783
"The only porn I've posted on my page is food porn," Stampfler said with a laugh.
"The only porn I've posted on my page
is food porn," Stampfler said with a laugh.
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And a man who will have intercourse with an animal shall be put to death.
And a man who will have intercourse with
an animal shall be put to death.
97,785
Look at this shit; they're actually big enough register facial expressions:
Look at this shit; they're
actually big enough register facial expressions:
97,786
This brouhaha, of course, begs two questions: 1) Can Lionfight survive without their bassist?, and 2) Who the fuck are Lionfight?
This brouhaha, of course, begs two questions: 1) Can Lionfight
survive without their bassist?, and 2) Who the fuck are Lionfight?
97,787
Nude self-portrait banned from art exhibition because artist's nipples 'were too erect'
Nude self-portrait banned from art exhibition
because artist's nipples 'were too erect'
97,788
>Derpy's ass broke your Nokia from 2001 by sitting on it (Good lord you are afraid of that ass) so no more Snake for you.
>Derpy's ass broke your Nokia from 2001 by sitting on it (Good
lord you are afraid of that ass) so no more Snake for you.
97,789
ROMA police were shocked when a search located a large sum of money in a man's anal cavity.
ROMA police were shocked when a search located a large
sum of money in a man's anal cavity.
97,790
Before that, of course, was Whitney Houston, a singer nobody spent much time discussing over the last decade except to talk about what a colossal fuck-up she was.
Before that, of course, was Whitney Houston, a singer nobody spent much time discussing
over the last decade except to talk about what a colossal fuck-up she was.
97,791
art thieves are scum and will never be truly loved. do art through your own effort.
art thieves are scum and will never be truly
loved. do art through your own effort.
97,792
This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and any others.“…the primary reason to outlaw marijuana is its effect on the degenerate races.”
This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and any others
.“…the primary reason to outlaw marijuana is its effect on the degenerate races.”
97,793
During the protest, Saxton held a sign reading, “You Deserve Rape.”
During the protest, Saxton held a sign
reading, “You Deserve Rape.”
97,794
BB: I had just finished working with Modest Mouse for their project, and after that I was like, "Man, I need to start doing this for my own shit."
BB: I had just finished working with Modest Mouse for their project, and after that I
was like, "Man, I need to start doing this for my own shit."
97,795
On Twitter, the US President said he would "study this dumb deal".
On Twitter, the US President said he
would "study this dumb deal".
97,796
While the A.I. overlords were correct that I would enjoy the video, I wasn’t expecting the interview to be so fucking hilarious.
While the A.I. overlords were correct that I would enjoy the video
, I wasn’t expecting the interview to be so fucking hilarious.
97,797
Stupid people inherently have these problems, and enough stupid people together make them into a norm.
Stupid people inherently have these problems, and enough
stupid people together make them into a norm.
97,798
Whether it’s their jungler ganking you at an odd timing, your teammate giving up a kill to your laner or you making a blatant misplay – something went wrong and you find yourself a kill and a bunch of CS behind.
Whether it’s their jungler ganking you at an odd timing, your teammate giving up a kill to your laner or
you making a blatant misplay – something went wrong and you find yourself a kill and a bunch of CS behind.
97,799
Douglas Purcell (32) told Garda Stephen Walsh: "I'll get you on your own and I'll kill you".
Douglas Purcell (32) told Garda Stephen Walsh: "I
'll get you on your own and I'll kill you".