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I hear lots of comments about my ass, how good it looks in my shorts, how bad it looks in my shorts, how badly “he” wants it.
I hear lots of comments about my ass, how good it looks in my shorts
, how bad it looks in my shorts, how badly “he” wants it.
97,901
he shall not live: he hath done all these abominations; he shall surely die; his blood shall be upon him.”
he shall not live: he hath done all these abominations;
he shall surely die; his blood shall be upon him.”
97,902
Instead of being hailed for my excellence, I was instead placed into a staff position doing busy work along with all of my other idiot classmates who barely graduated.
Instead of being hailed for my excellence, I was instead placed into a staff
position doing busy work along with all of my other idiot classmates who barely graduated.
97,903
You have a massive amount of shit you want to accomplish, in your lifetime, this year, hell, even this week.
You have a massive amount of shit you want to accomplish,
in your lifetime, this year, hell, even this week.
97,904
To save the world once again, Bond will need to become friends with Goldfinger, dodge killer hats and avoid Goldfinger's personal pilot, the sexy Pussy Galore.
To save the world once again, Bond will need to become friends with Goldfinger
, dodge killer hats and avoid Goldfinger's personal pilot, the sexy Pussy Galore.
97,905
The biggest loser in this election was MMP, and it's all the media's fault.
The biggest loser in this election was MMP,
and it's all the media's fault.
97,906
I mean, come on – we can all agree that reincarnation is a bunch of bullshit, right?
I mean, come on – we can all agree
that reincarnation is a bunch of bullshit, right?
97,907
“Sorry, if you wanted to kill him yourself, I’m afraid I beat you to that punch.”
“Sorry, if you wanted to kill him yourself,
I’m afraid I beat you to that punch.”
97,908
It appears women have rape fantasies because… wait for it… it TURNS THEM ON.
It appears women have rape fantasies because…
wait for it… it TURNS THEM ON.
97,909
I'm not against sex in games - in fact I really wish more games would touch on the subject - but I've always found that a couple of minutes of good dialogue trumps a couple of minutes of fuckin' when it comes to character relationships.
I'm not against sex in games - in fact I really wish more games would touch on the subject - but I've
always found that a couple of minutes of good dialogue trumps a couple of minutes of fuckin' when it comes to character relationships.
97,910
This is why to me, and to many other black people, the least surprising thing about Donald Trump’s rise is that he found such a potent vein of support by tapping into xenophobic anxiety and racial hatred.
This is why to me, and to many other black people, the least surprising thing about Donald Trump
’s rise is that he found such a potent vein of support by tapping into xenophobic anxiety and racial hatred.
97,911
• You get angry when people blow their money on that expensive Blue Moon crap.
• You get angry when people blow their
money on that expensive Blue Moon crap.
97,912
How the fuck can Americans actually think terrorism should be Obama and Congress’ top priority?
How the fuck can Americans actually think terrorism
should be Obama and Congress’ top priority?
97,913
In my dreams I’d like to think an extreme-left wing political party fronted by me could do similar, but they just fucking got in there!”
In my dreams I’d like to think an extreme-left wing political party
fronted by me could do similar, but they just fucking got in there!”
97,914
"Don't talk to me about allegations and bullshit," he responded to questions about the issue from 7.30 host Sarah Ferguson.
"Don't talk to me about allegations and bullshit,"
he responded to questions about the issue from 7.30 host Sarah Ferguson.
97,915
Writes commenter Dilong03: “Of all the evils in the modern world, nationalism is the most fucking retarded.”
Writes commenter Dilong03: “Of all the evils in the
modern world, nationalism is the most fucking retarded.”
97,916
Murder accused Mauha Huatahi Fawcett told police he said "Sieg heil" and he and other Mongrel Mob members barked like dogs during the assault that killed Christchurch sex worker Ngatai Lynette Manning, the Crown says.
Murder accused Mauha Huatahi Fawcett told police he said "Sieg heil" and he and other Mongrel Mob
members barked like dogs during the assault that killed Christchurch sex worker Ngatai Lynette Manning, the Crown says.
97,917
His selfish nature, his debauchery with whores and wine, it was all to distract him from not having a purpose.
His selfish nature, his debauchery with whores and wine,
it was all to distract him from not having a purpose.
97,918
Omar Abaaoud, who lives in Morocco, told Gallant he thinks his son was a psychopath and a devil.
Omar Abaaoud, who lives in Morocco, told Gallant
he thinks his son was a psychopath and a devil.
97,919
Holy crap are these things realistic, even down to the packaging.
Holy crap are these things realistic
, even down to the packaging.
97,920
Now, this filthy pig (who has had this kind of trouble before) is fighting to keep his job (source).
Now, this filthy pig (who has had this kind of
trouble before) is fighting to keep his job (source).
97,921
On the other hand, “if the swirl is above the eyes, they are absolute idiots,” he says, “stupid and crazy and wild.
On the other hand, “if the swirl is above the eyes, they
are absolute idiots,” he says, “stupid and crazy and wild.
97,922
Paul Alan Levy is once again reporting on stupid legal threats made by a stupid company with a stupid non-disparagement clause hidden deep in its clickwrap.
Paul Alan Levy is once again reporting on stupid legal threats made by a
stupid company with a stupid non-disparagement clause hidden deep in its clickwrap.
97,923
You know how it’s barely Week 2 of the NFL season and you’re already sick and fucking tired of DraftKings commercials?
You know how it’s barely Week 2 of the NFL season
and you’re already sick and fucking tired of DraftKings commercials?
97,924
They are poor, misguided, and foolish because only a poor misguided fool who is foolishly misguided would be poor enough to consider Torchlight II anywhere near Diablo III in terms of asskickingness.
They are poor, misguided, and foolish because only a poor misguided fool who is foolishly
misguided would be poor enough to consider Torchlight II anywhere near Diablo III in terms of asskickingness.
97,925
The usual suspects have had no luck in crafting a convincing narrative that doesn’t make them look like idiots.
The usual suspects have had no luck in crafting a
convincing narrative that doesn’t make them look like idiots.
97,926
Nascent entrepreneurs and seasoned pajama warriors know that working from home is life-changing … and also kind of sucks.
Nascent entrepreneurs and seasoned pajama warriors know that working from home
is life-changing … and also kind of sucks.
97,927
Let’s cut right to the chase: The loser point is dumb, I hate it, and so should you.
Let’s cut right to the chase: The loser point
is dumb, I hate it, and so should you.
97,928
And that’s just only enough for the cheapest McDonald’s set meal where I’m from. (the most expensive city in the entire fucking world to live in, if you’re asking) Fucking hell.
And that’s just only enough for the cheapest McDonald’s set meal where I’m from. (the
most expensive city in the entire fucking world to live in, if you’re asking) Fucking hell.
97,929
If you’re picking up what she’s putting down (and you’re a joyless sort if you don’t), be sure to check out Hanawalt’s Tumblr for more, as well as her new book, My Dirty Dumb Eyes.
If you’re picking up what she’s putting down (and you’re a joyless sort if you don’t),
be sure to check out Hanawalt’s Tumblr for more, as well as her new book, My Dirty Dumb Eyes.
97,930
Ramadan of sexually harassing her, raping her, and issuing death threats towards her.
Ramadan of sexually harassing her, raping her
, and issuing death threats towards her.
97,931
President Barack Obama, telling him, “Just as your missiles continue to strike our people, our knife will continue to strike the necks of your people.”
President Barack Obama, telling him, “Just as your missiles continue to strike
our people, our knife will continue to strike the necks of your people.”
97,932
Sean (Robin Williams): Twenty years of counseling, I’ve seen some pretty awful shit.
Sean (Robin Williams): Twenty years of
counseling, I’ve seen some pretty awful shit.
97,933
It’s interesting to see either the same things all the time (more likely), or something new, but still bullshit (Chanda Chisala’s attempt to put the cause for low IQ and intellectual achievement for blacks to redneck whites).
It’s interesting to see either the same things all the time (more likely), or something new, but still
bullshit (Chanda Chisala’s attempt to put the cause for low IQ and intellectual achievement for blacks to redneck whites).
97,934
A disgusting and filthy fad known as FHRITP is making the rounds in North America, a type of abuse intended to objectify, humiliate and demean female television reporters.
A disgusting and filthy fad known as FHRITP is making the rounds in North America
, a type of abuse intended to objectify, humiliate and demean female television reporters.
97,935
However, make no mistake about it, anyone who engages in the practice of celebratory gunfire is an idiot.
However, make no mistake about it, anyone who
engages in the practice of celebratory gunfire is an idiot.
97,936
Please reblog this radical feminist analysis of the Pussy Riot controversy.
Please reblog this radical feminist analysis
of the Pussy Riot controversy.
97,937
"N*ggas In Paris" the phrase "that shit cray" became quite popular to say the least.
"N*ggas In Paris" the phrase "that shit
cray" became quite popular to say the least.
97,938
The trailer also marks the first time the team has created an MR trailer for I Expect You To Die.
The trailer also marks the first time the team has
created an MR trailer for I Expect You To Die.
97,939
The questioner, 81-year-old Kenneth Mills, told Brown, "you're acting like a jerk."
The questioner, 81-year-old Kenneth Mills, told
Brown, "you're acting like a jerk."
97,940
And you root for him, unless you're the miserable person that reportedly emailed Kill this week calling him a freak.
And you root for him, unless you're the miserable
person that reportedly emailed Kill this week calling him a freak.
97,941
Fuck, nothing cures the Monday blues like a stone-faced Jimbo Fisher turning off the headset and lapping up that sweet defeat.
Fuck, nothing cures the Monday blues like a stone-faced
Jimbo Fisher turning off the headset and lapping up that sweet defeat.
97,942
…Or divorce, or gossip, or slavery, or head coverings, or Jesus’ teachings on nonviolence, or the “abomination” of eating shellfish and the hell-worthy sin of calling other people idiots.
…Or divorce, or gossip, or slavery, or head coverings, or Jesus’ teachings on nonviolence
, or the “abomination” of eating shellfish and the hell-worthy sin of calling other people idiots.
97,943
Anybody who thought that Bill was pulling off a season-long con was sadly mistaken, as we ended this episode with his squirty transformation into a vampire god (although it must be said that ur-Bill sort of just looks skinned knee with a penis).
Anybody who thought that Bill was pulling off a season-long con was sadly mistaken, as we ended this episode with his squirty
transformation into a vampire god (although it must be said that ur-Bill sort of just looks skinned knee with a penis).
97,944
A student reported to a teacher they saw LaDuke masturbating while seated at his podium, police said.
A student reported to a teacher they saw LaDuke
masturbating while seated at his podium, police said.
97,945
Their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths.
Their eyes will rot in their sockets,
and their tongues will rot in their mouths.
97,946
It comes from pure, unfettered patriarchal nonsense that reinforces the idea that men are slavering goons, hapless at the sight of a tantalizing shoulder or waist.
It comes from pure, unfettered patriarchal nonsense that reinforces the idea that men
are slavering goons, hapless at the sight of a tantalizing shoulder or waist.
97,947
he most common site for this to happen is around the rabbit’s anus and scent glands. A
he most common site for this to happen is
around the rabbit’s anus and scent glands. A
97,948
President Fernandez called his refusal to hold talks on the sovereignty of the Falklands, or Malvinas, arrogant and bordering on stupidity.
President Fernandez called his refusal to hold talks on the sovereignty of
the Falklands, or Malvinas, arrogant and bordering on stupidity.
97,949
After all, the old adage goes that guys are into it because it’s “tighter” than your vagina and they’ve seen it in porn, and women will occasionally acquiesce as a bargaining chip or save it for special occasions only.
After all, the old adage goes that guys are into it because it’s “tighter” than your vagina and they
’ve seen it in porn, and women will occasionally acquiesce as a bargaining chip or save it for special occasions only.
97,950
People can't be this stupid to sit down and dream about being over taken by regimes and how terrible it will be it's like a nasty fantasy for people.
People can't be this stupid to sit down and dream about being over taken by
regimes and how terrible it will be it's like a nasty fantasy for people.
97,951
Homeland's Patinkin on Muslim 'Fear': White Men in Gov't, Military Are the Problem
Homeland's Patinkin on Muslim 'Fear':
White Men in Gov't, Military Are the Problem
97,952
Ex-CEO Sean McGrath told his former employer Madcalm Limited, Monksland, Athlone, Co Roscommon, that “you don’t want to f**k with me on this”, Ms Justice Miriam O’Regan heard.
Ex-CEO Sean McGrath told his former employer Madcalm Limited, Monksland, Athlone, Co Roscommon,
that “you don’t want to f**k with me on this”, Ms Justice Miriam O’Regan heard.
97,953
There’s nothing quit like sitting my ass down on my trusty steed, grasping my lance in hand and charging right through the enemy line.
There’s nothing quit like sitting my ass down on my trusty steed
, grasping my lance in hand and charging right through the enemy line.
97,954
That's why I'm calling bullshit on, 'core, mid-core and casual.'
That's why I'm calling bullshit on,
'core, mid-core and casual.'
97,955
Stupid Argument #17: Failure to acknowledge the incredibleness of the Christian claim.
Stupid Argument #17: Failure to
acknowledge the incredibleness of the Christian claim.
97,956
“We went through all the usual ones, all the ones that twist off your tongue right away, like Slut and Slag: the sort of name one would associate with us touring America," singer Robert Plant told the New Music Express that year.
“We went through all the usual ones, all the ones that twist off your tongue right away, like Slut and Slag
: the sort of name one would associate with us touring America," singer Robert Plant told the New Music Express that year.
97,957
In a delightful turn of events, it would appear the woman losing her shit in the video is Anna Storelli.
In a delightful turn of events, it would appear the
woman losing her shit in the video is Anna Storelli.
97,958
Hitler did use chemical weapons to gas millions of innocent Jewish civilians to death, which means that either Sean Spicer is the dumbest White House press secretary in US history, or the entire White House is made up of Holocaust deniers.
Hitler did use chemical weapons to gas millions of innocent Jewish civilians to death, which means that either Sean Spicer is
the dumbest White House press secretary in US history, or the entire White House is made up of Holocaust deniers.
97,959
"Taking time to go fuck around abroad has become essential to a well-rounded education," said New York University dean of student affairs Christina White.
"Taking time to go fuck around abroad has become essential to a well-
rounded education," said New York University dean of student affairs Christina White.
97,960
Does this kid strike you as being a typical snotty nosed punk kid, who thinks the world owes him something?
Does this kid strike you as being a typical snotty nosed
punk kid, who thinks the world owes him something?
97,961
When we call each other niggers to invoke racist stereotypes, that’s perpetuating white supremacy.
When we call each other niggers to invoke
racist stereotypes, that’s perpetuating white supremacy.
97,962
White House Chief of Staff John Kelly insulted a Democratic congresswoman on Thursday, accusing her of taking undue credit for her accomplishments and calling her an “empty barrel” — suggesting she is stupid.
White House Chief of Staff John Kelly insulted a Democratic congresswoman on Thursday, accusing her of taking
undue credit for her accomplishments and calling her an “empty barrel” — suggesting she is stupid.
97,963
CNN are just some of the Cultural Marxists who are successfully playing the NFL for suckers.
CNN are just some of the Cultural Marxists
who are successfully playing the NFL for suckers.
97,964
So the plan is to bust ass all next week and release it next weekend.
So the plan is to bust ass all
next week and release it next weekend.
97,965
Damn twitter, still never waiting for context or evidence before convicting by public opinion, huh?
Damn twitter, still never waiting for context or
evidence before convicting by public opinion, huh?
97,966
Nugent also called Weinstein a "subhuman punk," a "brain-dead idiot," "a descendant of the ultimate putz," and added, "I don't know if Harvey Weinstein has had a lifetime of drug and substance abuse, but he certainly sounds like it.
Nugent also called Weinstein a "subhuman punk," a "brain-dead idiot," "a descendant of the ultimate putz,"
and added, "I don't know if Harvey Weinstein has had a lifetime of drug and substance abuse, but he certainly sounds like it.
97,967
Democrats are painted as Godless, elitist, baby killing, homosexual pornographers.
Democrats are painted as Godless, elitist
, baby killing, homosexual pornographers.
97,968
Court heard that he admitted to police that he had been sexually excited in these encounters, and that he sometimes ejaculated in his pants.
Court heard that he admitted to police that he had been sexually excited
in these encounters, and that he sometimes ejaculated in his pants.
97,969
Mother and her four other daughters boast £50k worth of silicone breasts
Mother and her four other daughters
boast £50k worth of silicone breasts
97,970
I’m not talking about that person who scooted their grocery cart right in front of yours at the last second in the checkout line, jerk!
I’m not talking about that person who scooted their grocery cart right in
front of yours at the last second in the checkout line, jerk!
97,971
Henryk Grynfeld, a teacher at a high school in a mostly immigrant neighborhood in Malmo, was told by a student : “We’re going to kill all Jews.”
Henryk Grynfeld, a teacher at a high school in a mostly immigrant neighborhood in Malmo
, was told by a student : “We’re going to kill all Jews.”
97,972
I needed Vehemence to be so tough that if he ever shows up in the comic again, everyone knows that the proper response is “Oh shit, run!”
I needed Vehemence to be so tough that if he ever shows up in the comic
again, everyone knows that the proper response is “Oh shit, run!”
97,973
However, as of recent, in an explicable turn of events, the thought of an Avocado made me feel pretty damn f*cking sick to my stomach.
However, as of recent, in an explicable turn of events, the
thought of an Avocado made me feel pretty damn f*cking sick to my stomach.
97,974
I danced with a woman whose stage name was Hamhock who had an ass the size of, well, two of my asses, and men valued her body and sensuality.
I danced with a woman whose stage name was Hamhock who had an ass the size
of, well, two of my asses, and men valued her body and sensuality.
97,975
"I hate you so much that I'm going to kill you with my glock," the message said, according to the MCSO.
"I hate you so much that I'm going to kill you
with my glock," the message said, according to the MCSO.
97,976
"Women have even told us it is immoral because breasts have been very sexualised.
"Women have even told us it is
immoral because breasts have been very sexualised.
97,977
The girl, however, is slut-shamed by a rabid chorus of total strangers.
The girl, however, is slut-
shamed by a rabid chorus of total strangers.
97,978
Now if you dare… witness 9 more miserable bastards that Patrick missed the first time around.
Now if you dare… witness 9 more miserable
bastards that Patrick missed the first time around.
97,979
The Seattle defense is nicknamed the Legion of Boom (L.O.B.), but Sherman stuck the nickname Optimus Prime on himself, because Optimus kicks Megatron's ass.
The Seattle defense is nicknamed the Legion of Boom (L.O.B.), but Sherman
stuck the nickname Optimus Prime on himself, because Optimus kicks Megatron's ass.
97,980
‘Every Muslim should be a terrorist to anti-social elements in society’
‘Every Muslim should be a terrorist
to anti-social elements in society’
97,981
If you are gonna base your attraction on genitals, you’re gross, and if you aren’t sexually attracted to trans people with those genitals, you’re transphobic.
If you are gonna base your attraction on genitals, you’re gross, and
if you aren’t sexually attracted to trans people with those genitals, you’re transphobic.
97,982
This process involves inserting small, usually spherical objects under the skin of the penis.
This process involves inserting small, usually spherical
objects under the skin of the penis.
97,983
When you're a Black man in a hoodie all of a sudden you're a criminal.”
When you're a Black man in a hoodie
all of a sudden you're a criminal.”
97,984
Man jailed for raping sex worker by pretending to pay with envelope stuffed with paper
Man jailed for raping sex worker by
pretending to pay with envelope stuffed with paper
97,985
That guy paid millions of dollars last year, and you paid shi*t and you're pissed at him?"
That guy paid millions of dollars last year, and
you paid shi*t and you're pissed at him?"
97,986
Some even swear by the original version that looks like crap by today’s standards.
Some even swear by the original version that
looks like crap by today’s standards.
97,987
SHAWN IS A BLACK ANTISEMITE FAGGOT AND WHITE SEPREMESIST SLOVAK NORWEIGAN STEVEN UNIVERSE FAN
SHAWN IS A BLACK ANTISEMITE FAGGOT AND
WHITE SEPREMESIST SLOVAK NORWEIGAN STEVEN UNIVERSE FAN
97,988
It is the filler in the fruit salad that no one ever wants, treated as the unequivocal bitch of the bowl.
It is the filler in the fruit salad that no one
ever wants, treated as the unequivocal bitch of the bowl.
97,989
“It’s because of you little motherfuckers that we’re out of work!”
“It’s because of you little motherfuckers
that we’re out of work!”
97,990
they r coming for u dipshit and ur kids … ur days r numbered – u fool nobody – u tool – go to hell – we r not afraid of u #TrumpTreason pic.twitter.com/JuFcawvfZw — ROSIE (@Rosie) December 2, 2017
they r coming for u dipshit and ur kids … ur days r numbered – u fool nobody – u tool –
go to hell – we r not afraid of u #TrumpTreason pic.twitter.com/JuFcawvfZw — ROSIE (@Rosie) December 2, 2017
97,991
The safer you make a technological system — the more obvious, known risks you eliminate — the more likely it is that you’ve accidentally inserted unlikely, unpredictable failure points that could, someday, come back to bite you in the ass.
The safer you make a technological system — the more obvious, known risks you eliminate — the more likely it is that
you’ve accidentally inserted unlikely, unpredictable failure points that could, someday, come back to bite you in the ass.
97,992
Recently released videos show two NFL players caught on camera saying “F*ck you!”
Recently released videos show two NFL players caught
on camera saying “F*ck you!”
97,993
It's like an anti-woman thing, people don't want to work with me because my boobs are too big," she told the magazine.
It's like an anti-woman thing, people don't want to work
with me because my boobs are too big," she told the magazine.
97,994
Soon after the procedure, the doctor told the father of the boy that he had accidentally cut off the head of his son's penis.
Soon after the procedure, the doctor told the father of the boy
that he had accidentally cut off the head of his son's penis.
97,995
some shitty fanfic, part deux a guest Jan 30th, 2015 213 Never a guest213Never
some shitty fanfic, part deux a guest
Jan 30th, 2015 213 Never a guest213Never
97,996
I know, I know: those backwards motherfuckers who get paid to shoot people (read: defend your loony ass) support such a bigoted man and a backwards policy!
I know, I know: those backwards motherfuckers who get paid to shoot people (
read: defend your loony ass) support such a bigoted man and a backwards policy!
97,997
On lecherous lead single "I'm the Man to Be" he's still talking about his dick, the one he swung around so much on 2005 breakthrough Alligator.
On lecherous lead single "I'm the Man to Be" he's still talking
about his dick, the one he swung around so much on 2005 breakthrough Alligator.
97,998
In swimming pools they should not and that is why the breasts should not be covered - We will bathe topless just like men."
In swimming pools they should not and that is why the breasts should
not be covered - We will bathe topless just like men."
97,999
If a women is in the PUA’s natural habitat, the club, looking for love, it’s almost guaranteed she’s a slut.
If a women is in the PUA’s natural habitat, the club
, looking for love, it’s almost guaranteed she’s a slut.