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You say all bronies like masturbating to ponies because you saw a couple of rule34 MLP stuff?
You say all bronies like masturbating to ponies because
you saw a couple of rule34 MLP stuff?
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Taylor, a smart, tough, can-do kind of fellow from an order of humans developed eons earlier, electrifies his highly prejudiced captors with his first words: ''Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.''
Taylor, a smart, tough, can-do kind of fellow from an order of humans developed eons earlier, electrifies his
highly prejudiced captors with his first words: ''Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.''
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I mean, they used to be best friends, but then they got all stupid.
I mean, they used to be best
friends, but then they got all stupid.
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In another, she was the butt of popular racist song that called on her to "pack her bags" and leave the Netherlands.
In another, she was the butt of popular racist song that called
on her to "pack her bags" and leave the Netherlands.
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And, yes, he says, simple physiology may have a lot to do with orgasm ease -- specifically, how far a woman's clitoris lies from her vagina.
And, yes, he says, simple physiology may have a lot to do with
orgasm ease -- specifically, how far a woman's clitoris lies from her vagina.
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You wrinkle your nose and squint when you see a dead rat in the road, but open your eyes, nose and mouth wide when you see a live one in your bedroom.
You wrinkle your nose and squint when you see a dead rat in the road, but
open your eyes, nose and mouth wide when you see a live one in your bedroom.
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This time of course they have bigger axes to grind - they can rip into my movie while trying to make their mainly pale asses look so politically correct by screaming "white-wash!!!"
This time of course they have bigger axes to grind - they can rip into my movie while trying
to make their mainly pale asses look so politically correct by screaming "white-wash!!!"
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The vaginas were grown in a lab from the female patients' own cells and later transferred to their bodies, where they formed into normal vaginas.
The vaginas were grown in a lab from the female patients' own cells
and later transferred to their bodies, where they formed into normal vaginas.
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First: Read about the Final Amendment bullshit that the HRC camp tried to ram down our throats, here
First: Read about the Final Amendment bullshit that the
HRC camp tried to ram down our throats, here
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Now, for those of you who don't know what Marine Recon is all about, these are the motherfuckers the Marines send in first whenever they want to kill the shit out of someone.
Now, for those of you who don't know what Marine Recon is all about, these
are the motherfuckers the Marines send in first whenever they want to kill the shit out of someone.
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After calling the dead woman a “bitch,” the black man steals a television and flees.
After calling the dead woman a “bitch,
” the black man steals a television and flees.
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At this point, she told him to “fuck off”, and asked him what right he thought he had to speak to her in that way.
At this point, she told him to “fuck off”, and asked
him what right he thought he had to speak to her in that way.
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This inept, leaderless, shapeless mess deserved worse than the two-goal margin inflicted.
This inept, leaderless, shapeless mess deserved
worse than the two-goal margin inflicted.
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Hoff was a participant in New York's Stupid Shit No One Needs & Terrible Ideas Hackathon, a one-day event where attendees are encouraged to develop redundant, worthless technologies.
Hoff was a participant in New York's Stupid Shit No One Needs & Terrible Ideas Hackathon
, a one-day event where attendees are encouraged to develop redundant, worthless technologies.
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Speaking in on his experience while still in the hospital, Sa'adu said that he was acting on the instructions of witches who appeared to him in his dreams, telling him to cut off his penis since he was impotent.
Speaking in on his experience while still in the hospital, Sa'adu said that he was acting on the instructions of
witches who appeared to him in his dreams, telling him to cut off his penis since he was impotent.
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He says a private who wrapped a plastic bag around the victim's head, stepped on him and burned his genitals with a smouldering piece of wood should spend 10 months in jail.
He says a private who wrapped a plastic bag around the victim's head, stepped on
him and burned his genitals with a smouldering piece of wood should spend 10 months in jail.
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O’Donnell also referred to the GOP frontrunner as a sh*t-stain with a tinge of orange,” and at one point, grabbed her crotch before exclaiming, “Eat me, Donald.”
O’Donnell also referred to the GOP frontrunner as a sh*t-stain with a tinge of orange,
” and at one point, grabbed her crotch before exclaiming, “Eat me, Donald.”
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Think twice before hitting post; this thread will be moderated for idiocy and useless posts.
Think twice before hitting post; this thread
will be moderated for idiocy and useless posts.
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The Oregonian reports, delightfully, Man arrested after 'masturbating vigorously' in public because he 'hates Portland'.
The Oregonian reports, delightfully, Man arrested after 'masturbating
vigorously' in public because he 'hates Portland'.
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About 1 in 10 will remember the episode, 4 in 10 will stare at you with a puzzled look (they remember, but are blocking) the other 5 will think you are a total idiot and will no longer take your calls.
About 1 in 10 will remember the episode, 4 in 10 will stare at you with a puzzled look (they remember
, but are blocking) the other 5 will think you are a total idiot and will no longer take your calls.
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This is the one where the chorus goes "dude looks like a lady" which is a handy way for an audience to be reminded that the director is a fucking moron.
This is the one where the chorus goes "dude looks like a lady" which is
a handy way for an audience to be reminded that the director is a fucking moron.
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His subspecialty is heaping ridicule on conservative complaints about, well, everything and anything.
His subspecialty is heaping ridicule on conservative complaints
about, well, everything and anything.
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It felt like the nadir of an all-too-familiar streak of offensive ineptitude; it made me feel like something, ANYTHING, needed to be done to fix this goddamn offense.
It felt like the nadir of an all-too-familiar streak of offensive ineptitude; it
made me feel like something, ANYTHING, needed to be done to fix this goddamn offense.
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That’s difficult for the males, but still nothing compared to the female having to give birth through a penis!
That’s difficult for the males, but still nothing compared
to the female having to give birth through a penis!
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Liam yelled that they’d better stop or he’d knock the crap out of them – but the punks just swaggered up and warned him to mind his own business.
Liam yelled that they’d better stop or he’d knock the crap out of them
– but the punks just swaggered up and warned him to mind his own business.
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This stupid move was prompted by "criticism and lies" being posted online, which supposedly "hampered" the town's government from performing its duties.
This stupid move was prompted by "criticism and lies" being posted online
, which supposedly "hampered" the town's government from performing its duties.
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I’ll save someone the time typing in the Comments section – yes, yes, I won’t let the door hit me on the ass on the way out.
I’ll save someone the time typing in the Comments section – yes, yes,
I won’t let the door hit me on the ass on the way out.
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Donald Trump’s response to the devastation of Hurricane Maria has been heartless, clueless, and pathetic.
Donald Trump’s response to the devastation of Hurricane
Maria has been heartless, clueless, and pathetic.
98,228
Martin Bishop said: “Who fucking cares what our kitchen looks like?
Martin Bishop said: “Who fucking
cares what our kitchen looks like?
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Simple, by saying no, and meaning in it all the way from intellect to limp penis.
Simple, by saying no, and meaning in
it all the way from intellect to limp penis.
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When the dead rise because there’s no room left in hell or after a greedy corporation synthesizes a virus that reanimates corpses, there’s a very small window of time for you to come up with a plan.
When the dead rise because there’s no room left in hell or after a greedy corporation synthesizes a virus
that reanimates corpses, there’s a very small window of time for you to come up with a plan.
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That report claims that certain members of the clergy put their penises in the mouths, anuses, or vaginas of little children because it was common practice in the seventies.
That report claims that certain members of the clergy put their penises in the mouths,
anuses, or vaginas of little children because it was common practice in the seventies.
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because I quoted in an interview that “Motionless In White are not about preaching the message anymore or pushing the be yourself shit”
because I quoted in an interview that “Motionless In White are
not about preaching the message anymore or pushing the be yourself shit”
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The problem is this: on a long enough timeline, all of its shows start to suck.
The problem is this: on a long enough
timeline, all of its shows start to suck.
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Instead, we’re focused on lucky assholes with the misguided foresight to invest in largely theoretical (at the time) tech.
Instead, we’re focused on lucky assholes with the misguided foresight
to invest in largely theoretical (at the time) tech.
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Those darn hipsters, with their artisanal toothpicks and thick glasses and ironic tax returns.
Those darn hipsters, with their artisanal toothpicks
and thick glasses and ironic tax returns.
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There is a good chance he “raped” your girlfriend, and if he did not, he had her before you, or will have her after you.
There is a good chance he “raped” your girlfriend, and if he
did not, he had her before you, or will have her after you.
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Mexican men are widely known as being sexist swine, and they have a history of tormenting Mexican women on public transportation: the government reports that 65 percent of women in the capital city have been sexually harassed on buses or trains
Mexican men are widely known as being sexist swine, and they have a history of tormenting Mexican women on public
transportation: the government reports that 65 percent of women in the capital city have been sexually harassed on buses or trains
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Arrogant Bastard is a brand unto itself and this summer Stone decided to let the wild gargoyle loose around the country with the Arrogant Bastard Hits The Road series of collaboration brews.
Arrogant Bastard is a brand unto itself and this summer Stone decided to let the wild
gargoyle loose around the country with the Arrogant Bastard Hits The Road series of collaboration brews.
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She sat naked on a tree branch, her arms stretched upwards, but her hair largely covered her breasts.
She sat naked on a tree branch, her arms
stretched upwards, but her hair largely covered her breasts.
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And other times it’s just the result of being an indomitable bad-ass.
And other times it’s just the result
of being an indomitable bad-ass.
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While you'll never see full-frontal shots of exposed genitalia (but a lot of barely covered ones) and everything involving them (penetration shots, blowjobs, etc.) the art and composition of the panels leaves very little to the imagination of the reader.
While you'll never see full-frontal shots of exposed genitalia (but a lot of barely covered ones) and everything involving them
(penetration shots, blowjobs, etc.) the art and composition of the panels leaves very little to the imagination of the reader.
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nice to see someone else hasn't lost their fucking mind. http://t.co/IrMJjUG094 attacking #quark and the fraud it's built on. #nicejob
nice to see someone else hasn't lost their fucking mind. http://t.co/IrMJjUG094
attacking #quark and the fraud it's built on. #nicejob
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Looks like a mop, sounds like a dishwasher fucking a traction engine.
Looks like a mop, sounds like
a dishwasher fucking a traction engine.
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Inside the cheery examination room, Nurse Betsy commented on how big I’d gotten (yeah, well who’s the one in the stretchy pants here, bitch?)
Inside the cheery examination room, Nurse Betsy commented on how big I’d gotten (
yeah, well who’s the one in the stretchy pants here, bitch?)
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"I wanted to do something where like the main guy makes bad decisions and he’s kind of an asshole," Hill said.
"I wanted to do something where like the main guy makes bad
decisions and he’s kind of an asshole," Hill said.
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And as true sign of how we have matured as a country, the only arguments the opponents of marriage equality could make relied entirely on bullshit.
And as true sign of how we have matured as a country, the
only arguments the opponents of marriage equality could make relied entirely on bullshit.
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“We’re fucking shit,” he said, before being asked whether that bothered him.
“We’re fucking shit,” he said
, before being asked whether that bothered him.
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Conor McGregor Crashes Fan's Apartment 'You're the F**king Man!'
Conor McGregor Crashes Fan's Apartment '
You're the F**king Man!'
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Programming is stressful but no matter how many f**ks and b***ocks you might occasionally feel the need to insert into the comments, the compiler will always strip them out.
Programming is stressful but no matter how many f**ks and b***ocks you might occasionally feel
the need to insert into the comments, the compiler will always strip them out.
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Note: This guide is brought to you by Pussy Squad the Secret Society
Note: This guide is brought to
you by Pussy Squad the Secret Society
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It’s easy—so very easy—to point at Chowdhry and laugh, because what he says is stupid.
It’s easy—so very easy—to point at
Chowdhry and laugh, because what he says is stupid.
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You saw the end of the internet if you visited this teens vs. huge dicks website.
You saw the end of the internet if
you visited this teens vs. huge dicks website.
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But it is a slippery slope and I say this as a person who usually thinks a 'slippery slope' argument is bullshit.
But it is a slippery slope and I say this as a
person who usually thinks a 'slippery slope' argument is bullshit.
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Hippies, nudity, and Don Draper: Inside Big Sur's Esalen Institute featured in 'Mad Men'
Hippies, nudity, and Don Draper: Inside Big
Sur's Esalen Institute featured in 'Mad Men'
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In a statement on Saturday Donald Trump said he wasn't perfect, as he tried to explain away why he'd bragged about trying grab a woman's vagina.
In a statement on Saturday Donald Trump said he wasn't perfect, as he
tried to explain away why he'd bragged about trying grab a woman's vagina.
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"I'll go in there and knock Conor the f**k out in a boxing ring, just to be honest.
"I'll go in there and knock Conor the f**k
out in a boxing ring, just to be honest.
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"Your only hope for rescue is the destruction of the Jews before they destroy you!"
"Your only hope for rescue is the destruction
of the Jews before they destroy you!"
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BITCHY women in the workplace who play emotional and tormenting games are responsible for high levels of stress and sickness among their female colleagues.
BITCHY women in the workplace who play emotional and tormenting games are
responsible for high levels of stress and sickness among their female colleagues.
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In the comments on these alternative thirst traps lie a parade of heart-eye emojis and watery squirts meant to symbolize ejaculation.
In the comments on these alternative thirst traps lie a parade of
heart-eye emojis and watery squirts meant to symbolize ejaculation.
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The marine, who cannot be named for legal reasons, said he tried to tell Foster he would not be doing it, but was told ‘you fucking are’.
The marine, who cannot be named for legal reasons, said he tried to tell
Foster he would not be doing it, but was told ‘you fucking are’.
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Why does it keep nagging me that the McCain Campaign is pimping Palin as McCain's whore?
Why does it keep nagging me that the McCain
Campaign is pimping Palin as McCain's whore?
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I wanted to tell each and every one of them they’re a bunch of dorks.
I wanted to tell each and every one
of them they’re a bunch of dorks.
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All of us are rapists and murderers, Andrew, because you say so.
All of us are rapists and murderers
, Andrew, because you say so.
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For reference, here is the line that parents found scandalous: ‘If God hadn’t wanted us to masturbate, then God wouldn’t have given us thumbs.”
For reference, here is the line that parents found scandalous: ‘If God had
n’t wanted us to masturbate, then God wouldn’t have given us thumbs.”
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There is a lot of speculation about what the perfect penis is supposed to look like, how long or wide it needs to be in order to deliver pleasure, and what’s considered “ideal.”
There is a lot of speculation about what the perfect penis is supposed to look like, how long
or wide it needs to be in order to deliver pleasure, and what’s considered “ideal.”
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Take you damaged wares elsewhere, slut - Thumb down man from Shutterstock
Take you damaged wares elsewhere,
slut - Thumb down man from Shutterstock
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Now, that said, I don't know how the hell they would survive without men, but hey, I have an idea, let's give the idiots a shot at their feminist utopia.
Now, that said, I don't know how the hell they would survive without men, but
hey, I have an idea, let's give the idiots a shot at their feminist utopia.
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"Hopefully I kicked the doors down a little for girls in this generation.”
"Hopefully I kicked the doors down a
little for girls in this generation.”
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NegativeSoul over 4 years ago FRien said: "I have the most comfortable ass", with a twist ending.
NegativeSoul over 4 years ago FRien said: "I have
the most comfortable ass", with a twist ending.
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When he F me good I take his ass to Red Lobster,’” McCaughey said, quoting Beyoncé’s hit song “Formation.”
When he F me good I take his ass to Red Lobster,
’” McCaughey said, quoting Beyoncé’s hit song “Formation.”
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The ill-fated tale of Phoneys, the stupid little sticker pack that went #1 on the App Store
The ill-fated tale of Phoneys, the stupid
little sticker pack that went #1 on the App Store
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Now imagine you don’t care in the slightest about the stupid milkshake.
Now imagine you don’t care in
the slightest about the stupid milkshake.
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So a gem can fall from fucking SPACE, enter the atmosphere and NOT poof, yet Amethyst was poofed by a single headbutt?
So a gem can fall from fucking SPACE, enter the atmosphere
and NOT poof, yet Amethyst was poofed by a single headbutt?
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“Oh my fucking Goddess,” deadpanned John Cameron Mitchell last night at the Belasco Theatre in New York.
“Oh my fucking Goddess,” deadpanned John Cameron
Mitchell last night at the Belasco Theatre in New York.
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'When you write crap articles about me the way you do, why should I talk to you,' Stuart said.
'When you write crap articles about me the way you do
, why should I talk to you,' Stuart said.
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Following 2 and last year’s popular Salad Days, it seemed teens and twenty-somethings across America were idolizing everything Mac DeMarco, even his love for shitty cigarettes.
Following 2 and last year’s popular Salad Days, it seemed teens and twenty-
somethings across America were idolizing everything Mac DeMarco, even his love for shitty cigarettes.
98,277
In an attempt to rid America of its phallophobia, Judd Apatow once vowed to include a penis in every one of his movies.
In an attempt to rid America of its phallophobia, Judd Apatow
once vowed to include a penis in every one of his movies.
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"This idiot with his slaves for sale, are you fricking kidding me?"
"This idiot with his slaves for sale
, are you fricking kidding me?"
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Wonder Woman kicked some serious ass on its opening weekend, so you may not be surprised to hear that it’s on track to break records at the box office.
Wonder Woman kicked some serious ass on its opening weekend, so you may not be
surprised to hear that it’s on track to break records at the box office.
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Note the hat, watch, pinky, arm band, folds of the football jersey, and the guy's damn face.
Note the hat, watch, pinky, arm band, folds
of the football jersey, and the guy's damn face.
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As an American veteren was trying to speak about how the country has to come together, the left wing AntiFa starts starts screaming at him “Fuck off Nazi Fuck!”
As an American veteren was trying to speak about how the country has to come together
, the left wing AntiFa starts starts screaming at him “Fuck off Nazi Fuck!”
98,282
A jealous wife has been arrested after cutting off her husband's penis - with a pair of scissors.
A jealous wife has been arrested after cutting off her
husband's penis - with a pair of scissors.
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Mike's Hard Lemonade, for example, might be called "bitch beer."
Mike's Hard Lemonade, for example,
might be called "bitch beer."
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Dear Katie Hopkins: Fuck Off will be released in May, 2018 and is already being hailed as a work of art following clips screened to critics.
Dear Katie Hopkins: Fuck Off will be released in May, 2018 and
is already being hailed as a work of art following clips screened to critics.
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Ask someone who knows a lot about hip-hop, though, and they'll probably tell you that the underground rap scene dated to around the mid-70s, you ignorant fool.
Ask someone who knows a lot about hip-hop, though, and they'll probably
tell you that the underground rap scene dated to around the mid-70s, you ignorant fool.
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Forty-five minutes later, Arrington allegedly called the dispatch center again, saying “I’m going to blow that bitch up at 9:30.”
Forty-five minutes later, Arrington allegedly called the dispatch center again,
saying “I’m going to blow that bitch up at 9:30.”
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I’m of an age where, if I had my shit together in the ’90s, I could now conceivably own a home.
I’m of an age where, if I had my shit together
in the ’90s, I could now conceivably own a home.
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So why do television characters constantly act like ugly losers who can't get any?
So why do television characters constantly act like
ugly losers who can't get any?
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The large volume of such idiocy would be impossible for a lone person to fully compile and parse.
The large volume of such idiocy would be impossible
for a lone person to fully compile and parse.
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The bad part is that they suck hard at tennis and you don’t see how you could be of service to them.
The bad part is that they suck hard at tennis and you
don’t see how you could be of service to them.
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Unlike an RTS, you’re not controlling a bunch of no-name, replaceable lackeys.
Unlike an RTS, you’re not controlling a
bunch of no-name, replaceable lackeys.
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Emily Ratajkowski says her breasts are holding her back from getting acting jobs.
Emily Ratajkowski says her breasts are holding
her back from getting acting jobs.
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Feng Lung chopped off her husband Fan's penis, but luckily he was rushed to the hospital and his member was reattached.
Feng Lung chopped off her husband Fan's penis, but luckily
he was rushed to the hospital and his member was reattached.
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We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.
We the people would like to
remove Justin Bieber from our society.
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Your mind is burnt with the image of us fucking before you, blurring the dedication of my love to you.
Your mind is burnt with the image of us fucking before
you, blurring the dedication of my love to you.
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I used to think that “bitches” as a punctuation mark was affected—an attempt to appear carefree by co-opting nihilistic Breaking Bad gangster slang, bitches.
I used to think that “bitches” as a punctuation mark was affected—an
attempt to appear carefree by co-opting nihilistic Breaking Bad gangster slang, bitches.
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Sunderland striker Fraizer Campbell was called a “big fucking nigger”.
Sunderland striker Fraizer Campbell was called
a “big fucking nigger”.
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Blacks: Baptists have quite a history as do Mormons, and most southern states, many of which still hate blacks (remember, a plurality of Republicans in Mississippi are still opposed to inter-racial marriage, of the heterosexual variety even).
Blacks: Baptists have quite a history as do Mormons, and most southern states, many of which still hate blacks (
remember, a plurality of Republicans in Mississippi are still opposed to inter-racial marriage, of the heterosexual variety even).
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Yesterday, Theodore Shoebat posted a new video proclaiming that if murder and cannibalism were not against the law, “the fags would be doing it all the time.”
Yesterday, Theodore Shoebat posted a new video proclaiming that if murder and cannibalism were not
against the law, “the fags would be doing it all the time.”