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I am sick of white people sometimes, time and time again, I am made to feel like my race is irrelevant. fuck this shit.
I am sick of white people sometimes, time and time again, I
am made to feel like my race is irrelevant. fuck this shit.
98,001
In it, he says, “If the world collapses, not only am I going to survive, I’m going to be the fucking king.”
In it, he says, “If the world collapses, not only am
I going to survive, I’m going to be the fucking king.”
98,002
The witness testified that Mrs Dingle then said she felt foolish and stupid that she may not survive what she called a "monstrous experiment".
The witness testified that Mrs Dingle then said she felt foolish and stupid
that she may not survive what she called a "monstrous experiment".
98,003
During development, the cloaca sends out molecular signals that recruit the surrounding tissue and tell it to turn into a penis.
During development, the cloaca sends out molecular signals that recruit
the surrounding tissue and tell it to turn into a penis.
98,004
But one of the gTLDs up for debate is '.sucks,' which Rockefeller believes is, uh, well—he thinks it sucks.
But one of the gTLDs up for debate is '.sucks,'
which Rockefeller believes is, uh, well—he thinks it sucks.
98,005
“I never thought 20 years later, I would be in this position, watching this guy say stupid things, make stupid comments.
“I never thought 20 years later, I would be in this
position, watching this guy say stupid things, make stupid comments.
98,006
One such moron tried to steal a Trump sign, but they got a nasty surprise instead.
One such moron tried to steal a Trump sign
, but they got a nasty surprise instead.
98,007
‘It’s a game for fat lads who are shit at football,’ he spat and hung up.
‘It’s a game for fat lads who are
shit at football,’ he spat and hung up.
98,008
I just killed a lion with my bare hands while building shelter for one-legged homeless little kids.
I just killed a lion with my bare hands while
building shelter for one-legged homeless little kids.
98,009
‘We will go to kill Ukrainians as soon as our war will be over,’ Assad’s army …
‘We will go to kill Ukrainians as soon as
our war will be over,’ Assad’s army …
98,010
I never met this fellow—he moved out before I moved in—but his legacy is secure: He is The Asshole With the Leaf Blower.
I never met this fellow—he moved out before I moved in—
but his legacy is secure: He is The Asshole With the Leaf Blower.
98,011
The snobbery, and similar poor taste slogans in some of her artwork such as “you’re peng but your English is shit”, led to intense mockery.
The snobbery, and similar poor taste slogans in some of her artwork such as
“you’re peng but your English is shit”, led to intense mockery.
98,012
First, many complain Hedi has become incredibly predictable, presenting variations on the same shit in all of his collections.
First, many complain Hedi has become incredibly predictable, presenting
variations on the same shit in all of his collections.
98,013
MORE: In the future, ‘teens could lose their virginity to sex robots’
MORE: In the future, ‘teens
could lose their virginity to sex robots’
98,014
Jeph Jacques , the webcomic's author , the webcomic's author "The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document."
Jeph Jacques , the webcomic's author , the webcomic's author "The TV Tropes
QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document."
98,015
Barnhart added, “When they figured out from her voice that she was transgender, they starting calling her a ‘faggot’ and beating her with a 2 X 4.”
Barnhart added, “When they figured out from her voice that she was transgender, they
starting calling her a ‘faggot’ and beating her with a 2 X 4.”
98,016
The world watched as innocent people were killed by idiotic, mindless animals.
The world watched as innocent people were
killed by idiotic, mindless animals.
98,017
When you stub your pinky toe, when genitals collide with zippers, or when you're in traffic and other people seem to be too: Swearing and cursing is the answer.
When you stub your pinky toe, when genitals collide with zippers, or when you're
in traffic and other people seem to be too: Swearing and cursing is the answer.
98,018
I’m beginning to write this (on May 22nd 2017) with the knowledge of the fact that I’m most likely going to be kicked from Gale Force eSports and honestly I feel like shit.
I’m beginning to write this (on May 22nd 2017) with the knowledge of the fact that
I’m most likely going to be kicked from Gale Force eSports and honestly I feel like shit.
98,019
A 52-year-old Mexican man says he has the world's largest penis -- and it's making his life miserable.
A 52-year-old Mexican man says he has the world
's largest penis -- and it's making his life miserable.
98,020
“I guarantee that I’ll trash-talk after making easy layups, scream after every rebound, and howl like a fucking lunatic while driving to the hoop.”
“I guarantee that I’ll trash-talk after making easy layups, scream after
every rebound, and howl like a fucking lunatic while driving to the hoop.”
98,021
In separate exclusive interviews with HipHopDX, Young Dirty Bastard and Chang Weisberg explained why this will be “a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.”
In separate exclusive interviews with HipHopDX, Young Dirty Bastard and Chang Weisberg explained why
this will be “a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.”
98,022
“If you are a dancing and sliding and gliding n*****, I mean negro,” King said as those in attendance laughed.
“If you are a dancing and sliding and gliding n****
*, I mean negro,” King said as those in attendance laughed.
98,023
Them being alive, them having trunks, them eating with what looks like a finger at the end of a long penis, them being afraid of mice, them being alive.
Them being alive, them having trunks, them eating with what looks like a finger at
the end of a long penis, them being afraid of mice, them being alive.
98,024
Pick up your weapon and put a bullet through the murderer’s head.
Pick up your weapon and put a
bullet through the murderer’s head.
98,025
Thousands marched through the suburbs of Paris on Saturday, some burning cars and smashing bus shelters, after police claimed that the anal violation of a black man with a baton was an accident, not a rape.
Thousands marched through the suburbs of Paris on Saturday, some burning cars and smashing bus shelters, after police
claimed that the anal violation of a black man with a baton was an accident, not a rape.
98,026
"How you could make shit like that up is pretty fucking amazing to me."
"How you could make shit like that
up is pretty fucking amazing to me."
98,027
Whether you haven’t been keeping up with the games or just want a refresher of all the dope shit that has been going on, you’re in the right place.
Whether you haven’t been keeping up with the games or just want a refresher of
all the dope shit that has been going on, you’re in the right place.
98,028
Step in front of a mirror and see your skin and flesh stripped away, revealing your organs below
Step in front of a mirror and see your
skin and flesh stripped away, revealing your organs below
98,029
@meekmill dream chaser team and bodyguards are tired of @champagnepapi shit!?
@meekmill dream chaser team and bodyguards
are tired of @champagnepapi shit!?
98,030
"That she's the only person who cuts weight by chopping off her dick." - Tony.
"That she's the only person who cuts weight
by chopping off her dick." - Tony.
98,031
One of the people she confronted said it’s “fucking hilarious,” defended the prank from complaints that it’s an old joke, and even said, “You’re lucky there’s not a fucking vibrator here.”
One of the people she confronted said it’s “fucking hilarious,” defended the prank from complaints that it
’s an old joke, and even said, “You’re lucky there’s not a fucking vibrator here.”
98,032
The bionic penis was created using a skin graft from Abad’s arm and has a pair of tubes under the skin.
The bionic penis was created using a skin graft from Abad
’s arm and has a pair of tubes under the skin.
98,033
For instance, your vagina needs its own deodorant, stylist, and stick-on jewels just to get it through the day.
For instance, your vagina needs its own deodorant, stylist,
and stick-on jewels just to get it through the day.
98,034
When his opponents are being idiots, he doesn’t aloofly dismiss them; he reacts as if they are idiots.
When his opponents are being idiots, he doesn’t aloofly
dismiss them; he reacts as if they are idiots.
98,035
I've seen some pretty ugly rants against gays before, but this has got to be one of the worst.
I've seen some pretty ugly rants against gays before,
but this has got to be one of the worst.
98,036
Grunt Mode is a complete inability to give a shit about anything that doesn’t involve someone getting shot or blowing something up.
Grunt Mode is a complete inability to give a shit about anything
that doesn’t involve someone getting shot or blowing something up.
98,037
“[The assistant principal] said, ‘You have more boobs than other girls.
“[The assistant principal] said,
‘You have more boobs than other girls.
98,038
You see the guy who sells drugs to willing customers so he can feed his family as the scum of the earth, while you see the hypocrite who gives away stolen money in the name of government, as a saint.
You see the guy who sells drugs to willing customers so he can feed his family as the scum of the
earth, while you see the hypocrite who gives away stolen money in the name of government, as a saint.
98,039
I don’t give a toss how good your product or service is or how good your advertising copy is . . . if your headline sucks harder than a hooker on the strip in Vegas . . . your advert, sales letter or blog articles will not get read.
I don’t give a toss how good your product or service is or how good your advertising copy is . . . if your headline
sucks harder than a hooker on the strip in Vegas . . . your advert, sales letter or blog articles will not get read.
98,040
If after seven years of the schmuck you want to have a beer with you've found yourself longing for the good old todays, you're just a retard.
If after seven years of the schmuck you want to have a beer with you
've found yourself longing for the good old todays, you're just a retard.
98,041
Basically reiterating the same thing I was attempting to refute in the first fucking place.
Basically reiterating the same thing I was attempting
to refute in the first fucking place.
98,042
It is hard to put into words how abysmally stupid Clinton’s claim is.
It is hard to put into words
how abysmally stupid Clinton’s claim is.
98,043
Hmm... going out, hanging around with guys.. sounds like the equivalent of a date to me, jackass.
Hmm... going out, hanging around with guys.. sounds
like the equivalent of a date to me, jackass.
98,044
Screeners then pulled her aside and gave her a pat-down with their hands, including touching her on her legs and her torso near her breasts and around her arms, she said.
Screeners then pulled her aside and gave her a pat-down with their hands, including touching
her on her legs and her torso near her breasts and around her arms, she said.
98,045
"I loved having bigger boobs but I'm back to being as flat as a pancake."
"I loved having bigger boobs but I'm
back to being as flat as a pancake."
98,046
All of you dumbasses who voted for Donald Trump because he was going to make the banks and financial world quake in their boots better go and get ahold of something.
All of you dumbasses who voted for Donald Trump because he was going to make the
banks and financial world quake in their boots better go and get ahold of something.
98,047
Michele Bachmann has got to be one of the most ignorant people I have ever heard speak.
Michele Bachmann has got to be one of the
most ignorant people I have ever heard speak.
98,048
That means the study didn’t include rape by coercion and threats, nor did it include sexual assault other than nonconsenual vaginal, anal, or oral penetration.
That means the study didn’t include rape by coercion and threats, nor did
it include sexual assault other than nonconsenual vaginal, anal, or oral penetration.
98,049
My Journey to the White House, a leadership pamphlet, and an earlier work, They Think You’re Stupid: Why Democrats Lost Your Vote and What Republicans Must Do to Keep It -- to supporters.
My Journey to the White House, a leadership pamphlet, and an earlier work, They Think You
’re Stupid: Why Democrats Lost Your Vote and What Republicans Must Do to Keep It -- to supporters.
98,050
fucked up a fuck-up in the summer & I spent time laying under stars
fucked up a fuck-up in the
summer & I spent time laying under stars
98,051
Like having the sheriff call you an "idiot" and request that you be prosecuted.
Like having the sheriff call you an "
idiot" and request that you be prosecuted.
98,052
Spongebob, out of costume, was Australian and had great auburn hair (I remember thinking about how nice it looked as he hauled my ass to bed).
Spongebob, out of costume, was Australian and had great auburn hair (I
remember thinking about how nice it looked as he hauled my ass to bed).
98,053
They basically said I have to get my butt down to MSG as soon as I can."
They basically said I have to get my butt
down to MSG as soon as I can."
98,054
Any theory or ideology that is based on a big and usually bullshit generalization about women invariably carries with it an unspoken corollary: a big and usually bullshit generalization about men.
Any theory or ideology that is based on a big and usually bullshit generalization about women
invariably carries with it an unspoken corollary: a big and usually bullshit generalization about men.
98,055
Hey, gay media throwing a fit because Tim Cook didn’t come out during a product launch (instead, choosing some personal tact), fuck off.
Hey, gay media throwing a fit because Tim Cook didn’t come out during
a product launch (instead, choosing some personal tact), fuck off.
98,056
Meanwhile, Mac has sex with Barbara and spins a web of lies and deception in order to throw the rest of the gang off his tracks.
Meanwhile, Mac has sex with Barbara and spins a web of lies and
deception in order to throw the rest of the gang off his tracks.
98,057
That moronic do-good “holier than thou” bunch of nitwits who hacked the Ashley Madison website and gleefully posted the personal details of millions of its members for all and sundry to see.
That moronic do-good “holier than thou” bunch of nitwits who hacked the Ashley Madison
website and gleefully posted the personal details of millions of its members for all and sundry to see.
98,058
The shit-eating grin on their faces told me all that I needed to know.
The shit-eating grin on their faces
told me all that I needed to know.
98,059
You will never see me licking Scooby Doo or selling toothbrushes or coffins," cracked Kweli.
You will never see me licking Scooby Doo or
selling toothbrushes or coffins," cracked Kweli.
98,060
Admittedly, the scientists aren’t actually calling it the dick worm.
Admittedly, the scientists aren’t
actually calling it the dick worm.
98,061
This week we learned that missing Pussy Riot member Nadezhda Tolokonnikova is likely on her way to a Siberian penal colony.
This week we learned that missing Pussy Riot member Nadezhda Tolokonnikova
is likely on her way to a Siberian penal colony.
98,062
For sorority girls, it signals the end of sundress season, and it makes shacking a bitch, especially if you wake up to Hodor (and not where it counts), instead of Jon Snow.
For sorority girls, it signals the end of sundress season, and it makes shacking a bitch,
especially if you wake up to Hodor (and not where it counts), instead of Jon Snow.
98,063
I've ridiculously set the tourney to double elim, so this shit's gonna take a while and in an ideal scenario, some people are gonna pass out.
I've ridiculously set the tourney to double elim, so this shit's gonna
take a while and in an ideal scenario, some people are gonna pass out.
98,064
"That's yer woman," he said, before adding: "F***in' bitch features."
"That's yer woman," he said,
before adding: "F***in' bitch features."
98,065
Tom Rigby was fishing in Sarasota when his line started jerking like crazy.
Tom Rigby was fishing in Sarasota when
his line started jerking like crazy.
98,066
It’s this gleeful sense of stupidity that makes Dead Rising 2 so memorable, even six years on.
It’s this gleeful sense of stupidity that makes Dead
Rising 2 so memorable, even six years on.
98,067
And at some point you'll be sitting in your armory, drunk off your ass, sorting through your various weapons of death and thinking, "You know, I should really combine some of these to make one super weapon."
And at some point you'll be sitting in your armory, drunk off your ass, sorting through your various weapons
of death and thinking, "You know, I should really combine some of these to make one super weapon."
98,068
THE WORLD’S FIRST 3D PRINTED SKATEBOARD SUCKS THE BIG ONE Being able to print and assemble a barely functional skateboard that looks like shit isn’t particularly impressive.
THE WORLD’S FIRST 3D PRINTED SKATEBOARD SUCKS THE BIG ONE Being able to print
and assemble a barely functional skateboard that looks like shit isn’t particularly impressive.
98,069
He doesn't let small business go and that gives Malcolm the shits."
He doesn't let small business go
and that gives Malcolm the shits."
98,070
While this one is more of an introduction to meaty cocks, because it’s not really all that meaty, it does its job well and if you love what cums out of it, then you, my friend, are a meaty cock enthusiast.
While this one is more of an introduction to meaty cocks, because it’s not really all that meaty, it does its
job well and if you love what cums out of it, then you, my friend, are a meaty cock enthusiast.
98,071
If you’re a political lesbian and you’re not listening to your lesbian sisters about their concerns, you’re being shitty.
If you’re a political lesbian and you’re not listening to
your lesbian sisters about their concerns, you’re being shitty.
98,072
In case you were wondering, college is still a dump truck full of leftist fecal matter.
In case you were wondering, college is still
a dump truck full of leftist fecal matter.
98,073
At the same time, it is of course possible to use the word brainfuck with a meaning that is related more to fuck than to Brainfuck, as in Stop trying to brainfuck me.
At the same time, it is of course possible to use the word brainfuck with a meaning
that is related more to fuck than to Brainfuck, as in Stop trying to brainfuck me.
98,074
Or go and give all of your rights to these dickheads over here," he adds.
Or go and give all of your rights to
these dickheads over here," he adds.
98,075
When Dicks and Rudkowski refused to delete their footage and asked to leave the hotel, security staff attempted to physically detain them and called the police.
When Dicks and Rudkowski refused to delete their footage and asked to leave the
hotel, security staff attempted to physically detain them and called the police.
98,076
One of the main tenets of the Nation of Islam offshoot is that white people are 'weak and wicked' and that black men hold the power of God
One of the main tenets of the Nation of Islam offshoot is that white people
are 'weak and wicked' and that black men hold the power of God
98,077
(Elliot Rodger never once asked a "blonde bitch" out, not once, but he blamed them for his unfucked status.
(Elliot Rodger never once asked a "blonde bitch" out
, not once, but he blamed them for his unfucked status.
98,078
Islamic terrorism is here, regardless if the left wants to admit it or not. No stupid gun law like another background check would have prevented these Muslim terrorists from doing what they did yesterday in San Bernadino.
Islamic terrorism is here, regardless if the left wants to admit it or not. No stupid gun law
like another background check would have prevented these Muslim terrorists from doing what they did yesterday in San Bernadino.
98,079
After obtaining her permission, he used his mouth to suck her nipple in order to taste the fluid, the doctor testified in court earlier.
After obtaining her permission, he used his mouth to suck her nipple
in order to taste the fluid, the doctor testified in court earlier.
98,080
Jim Norton could give zero fucks about what you think, seriously.
Jim Norton could give zero fucks
about what you think, seriously.
98,081
What they don’t say is that “Gigantic” is all about a large black penis.
What they don’t say is that “Gigantic
” is all about a large black penis.
98,082
Males never withdrew their penis when it was licked by the mating partner.
Males never withdrew their penis when it
was licked by the mating partner.
98,083
Ground units calling for close air support in the video and sweet AH-1W Super Cobra is meeting with PKK militans to send them to hell.Some transates from the video:Private: I hope I shot that bastard.
Ground units calling for close air support in the video and sweet AH-1W Super Cobra is meeting with PKK militans
to send them to hell.Some transates from the video:Private: I hope I shot that bastard.
98,084
There’s no spree/hangover this time, just a failed intervention during which the fellas try to take Alan to a rehab clinic (they have that for a case of dumbass?).
There’s no spree/hangover this time, just a failed intervention during which the fellas try
to take Alan to a rehab clinic (they have that for a case of dumbass?).
98,085
Mostly inept, the picture has wonderfully unintentionally funny scenes and a few depraved and entertainingly exploitative kills.
Mostly inept, the picture has wonderfully unintentionally funny
scenes and a few depraved and entertainingly exploitative kills.
98,086
Sucks when you're on the almost last dungeon and you have to start over!
Sucks when you're on the almost last
dungeon and you have to start over!
98,087
It really looks like Disney Imagineers were so depressed after the election they just half-ass sex changed their Hillary bot into a Trump bot.
It really looks like Disney Imagineers were so depressed after the election they
just half-ass sex changed their Hillary bot into a Trump bot.
98,088
During one of the times apart, Coach Jones requested Plaintiff send a naked photo of her breasts (i.e., intimate body parts).
During one of the times apart, Coach Jones requested Plaintiff send a
naked photo of her breasts (i.e., intimate body parts).
98,089
Saying gays and lesbians support Muslims is like turkeys and chickens supporting Christmas!”
Saying gays and lesbians support Muslims is
like turkeys and chickens supporting Christmas!”
98,090
During the flight he got up to use the restroom, and the flight crew flipped the fuck out.
During the flight he got up to use the restroom
, and the flight crew flipped the fuck out.
98,091
For the limited percentage of US readers who give a shit, that title probably set all sorts of antennae aflutter.
For the limited percentage of US readers who give a shit
, that title probably set all sorts of antennae aflutter.
98,092
But UFC fans who buy the EA game beware: White says that's "fucking nuts."
But UFC fans who buy the EA game beware
: White says that's "fucking nuts."
98,093
“If I say that the collection of Jewish fairytales entitled the Bible is complete bullshit, that is that.
“If I say that the collection of Jewish fairytales
entitled the Bible is complete bullshit, that is that.
98,094
Lebanon was ranked the fifth biggest country in the world for penis sizes.
Lebanon was ranked the fifth biggest country
in the world for penis sizes.
98,095
Ted Cruz was a real jerk to you (as you were to him) but he came around at the end.
Ted Cruz was a real jerk to you (as you
were to him) but he came around at the end.
98,096
Panarin replies, "Have sex with a black woman," according to all three sources.
Panarin replies, "Have sex with a black
woman," according to all three sources.
98,097
For as smart as our phones have become, the battery life and charging constraints are pretty dumb.
For as smart as our phones have become,
the battery life and charging constraints are pretty dumb.
98,098
Fuck, Dominos and Royal Mail do it, and they’re only partially more time-relevant than a sale on a website you bought a novelty Luis Suarez biting bottle opener from two years ago.
Fuck, Dominos and Royal Mail do it, and they’re only partially more time-relevant than
a sale on a website you bought a novelty Luis Suarez biting bottle opener from two years ago.
98,099
They’re a metalcore band with songs with names like "Tell Slater Not To Wash His Dick" and “Fuck”.
They’re a metalcore band with songs with names like "Tell
Slater Not To Wash His Dick" and “Fuck”.