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However, it’s quite difficult to find this mythically cut garment, as evidenced by the endless circle jerk.
However, it’s quite difficult to find this mythically
cut garment, as evidenced by the endless circle jerk.
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A woman who could determine the nation’s textbook curriculum believes the Civil War was not caused by slavery, Barack Obama is a former gay Arab prostitute, and gays are abominations.
A woman who could determine the nation’s textbook curriculum believes the Civil War was not caused
by slavery, Barack Obama is a former gay Arab prostitute, and gays are abominations.
98,302
Like the bed itself, the shitty little crank was ugly and obtrusive and hard to live with.
Like the bed itself, the shitty little crank
was ugly and obtrusive and hard to live with.
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She went unconscious and Ledbetter used scissors to cut off one of her nipples.
She went unconscious and Ledbetter used scissors
to cut off one of her nipples.
98,304
Unlike powdered rhinoceros horn, dried tiger penis, and most other traditional aphrodisiacs, maca actually seems to work.
Unlike powdered rhinoceros horn, dried tiger penis, and
most other traditional aphrodisiacs, maca actually seems to work.
98,305
I’d rather shove red ants up my dickhole than sit in a cubicle all day.
I’d rather shove red ants up my
dickhole than sit in a cubicle all day.
98,306
Read on for exclusive details concerning the prequel's plot, creature design and the woman — not named Sigourney Weaver — who will soon be kicking alien ass:
Read on for exclusive details concerning the prequel's plot, creature design and the
woman — not named Sigourney Weaver — who will soon be kicking alien ass:
98,307
In place of creating useful stuff, our economy came to rely more and more on stupid bulls*** to maintain our standard of living.
In place of creating useful stuff, our economy came to rely more and
more on stupid bulls*** to maintain our standard of living.
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You are a wanker, you asshole."[00:06] terrorist: "Now i have to buy a weapon and after it ... *illegible*"[00:08] bavarian guy: "What are you talking about a weapon.
You are a wanker, you asshole."[00:06] terrorist: "Now i have to buy a
weapon and after it ... *illegible*"[00:08] bavarian guy: "What are you talking about a weapon.
98,309
“Maybe these fags and dikes and sodomites could learn to dress and act like everybody else in the workplace or in society but when they’re at home and nobody else can see them let them act and dress anyway they like”
“Maybe these fags and dikes and sodomites could learn to dress and act like everybody else in the workplace or in
society but when they’re at home and nobody else can see them let them act and dress anyway they like”
98,310
Vice President Joe Biden made a stop on Tuesday at a Shanksville, Pa., fire station, where he made a Biden-style invitation for a firefighter to have a beer with him at the White House -- "no bullshit."
Vice President Joe Biden made a stop on Tuesday at a Shanksville, Pa., fire station, where he made a
Biden-style invitation for a firefighter to have a beer with him at the White House -- "no bullshit."
98,311
My mistake was not reporting that a drunken man in a prominent role tried to grab my breasts.
My mistake was not reporting that a drunken man
in a prominent role tried to grab my breasts.
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Sun was rudely awoken from pleasant dreams of burgers, beer and bitches by what felt like a rather large cannonball lodging itself in his crotch.
Sun was rudely awoken from pleasant dreams of burgers, beer and bitches
by what felt like a rather large cannonball lodging itself in his crotch.
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Crawford confronted the paramedics with a knife in her hand and told first responders, "I'm going to kill you," police said.
Crawford confronted the paramedics with a knife in her hand and told first
responders, "I'm going to kill you," police said.
98,314
Craig Wright Rants: Threatens Core, Tells Small Nodes to ‘Fuck Off’
Craig Wright Rants: Threatens Core,
Tells Small Nodes to ‘Fuck Off’
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At least once a day I’ll have the image come up in my mind’s eye of male genitals being cut or mutilated in some way.
At least once a day I’ll have the image come up in my
mind’s eye of male genitals being cut or mutilated in some way.
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The Evanston-born singer-songwriter smiled as he watched his former neighbors scream, jump, and lose their shit.
The Evanston-born singer-songwriter smiled as he watched
his former neighbors scream, jump, and lose their shit.
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She reportedly woke up in an unfamiliar location and realized “to her great horror” that she had been raped after her drink was spiked, Lokollo said.
She reportedly woke up in an unfamiliar location and realized “to her great horror
” that she had been raped after her drink was spiked, Lokollo said.
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According to the brewers at Borg the beer is a standard west-coast IPA, made with malt “smoked over a fire of dried sheep shit.”
According to the brewers at Borg the beer is a standard west-coast IPA
, made with malt “smoked over a fire of dried sheep shit.”
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“You should stop writing these stupid movie scripts and write about your life, it's so much more interesting.”
“You should stop writing these stupid movie scripts and write
about your life, it's so much more interesting.”
98,320
“You can cut your dick off, but you still have XY chromosomes, so you’ll always be a man!”
“You can cut your dick off, but you still have
XY chromosomes, so you’ll always be a man!”
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The second noun, close to follow, was a vocal “shit” followed by an immediate realization punctuated by a throaty “fuck.”
The second noun, close to follow, was a vocal “shit
” followed by an immediate realization punctuated by a throaty “fuck.”
98,322
Some woman feel inadequate sexually, often questioning why they can’t have an orgasm or enjoy anal sex like porn stars.
Some woman feel inadequate sexually, often questioning why they ca
n’t have an orgasm or enjoy anal sex like porn stars.
98,323
A video taken by the demonstrators appears to show a Woolworths manager asking them to stop vandalising good, only for them to refuse and call him a 'f***ing loser'
A video taken by the demonstrators appears to show a Woolworths manager asking them to stop
vandalising good, only for them to refuse and call him a 'f***ing loser'
98,324
If this wedding photo, hailed by various news outlets as the best ever, set off your bullshit detector, your instincts are good.
If this wedding photo, hailed by various news outlets as the best
ever, set off your bullshit detector, your instincts are good.
98,325
Parents are Dumb and Kids Don’t Know Anything About Computers Anymore
Parents are Dumb and Kids Do
n’t Know Anything About Computers Anymore
98,326
Have June 8 Shitposting Social Club, a political satire Facebook group, made the perfect pro-Corbyn meme?
Have June 8 Shitposting Social Club, a political satire
Facebook group, made the perfect pro-Corbyn meme?
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I got the creepy sinister vibe from the beginning, so when The Question should’ve popped, it was lost in the noise of ZOMG all of that is so fucking wrong.
I got the creepy sinister vibe from the beginning, so when The Question should’ve popped
, it was lost in the noise of ZOMG all of that is so fucking wrong.
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He was videotaped Jan. 9 "placing his genitals on an LSU fan's face.
He was videotaped Jan. 9 "placing his
genitals on an LSU fan's face.
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If you love our nation's stupid Drug War and our government's legalized theft system d/b/a asset forfeiture… well, it's highly unlikely that you read this blog with any regularity.
If you love our nation's stupid Drug War and our government's legalized theft system d/b
/a asset forfeiture… well, it's highly unlikely that you read this blog with any regularity.
98,330
"I'm not gonna let this fucking monkey touch me unless he washes his hands."
"I'm not gonna let this fucking
monkey touch me unless he washes his hands."
98,331
I stumbled into their protest on Saturday night and laughed my ass off.
I stumbled into their protest on Saturday
night and laughed my ass off.
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That twisted beam is the result of shoddy construction and a deliberate attempt from idiotic UCF fans to shake their stadium.
That twisted beam is the result of shoddy construction and a
deliberate attempt from idiotic UCF fans to shake their stadium.
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Fallon shouted as he played, like a prideful child to a parent right before they do something stupid.
Fallon shouted as he played, like a prideful child
to a parent right before they do something stupid.
98,334
Haley Perea, a student at California Baptist University, is seen hurling her drink on the two men and saying: "Excuse me, this is for the national anthem you pieces of shit."
Haley Perea, a student at California Baptist University, is seen hurling her drink on the two men
and saying: "Excuse me, this is for the national anthem you pieces of shit."
98,335
“We ain’t voting for your punk ass,” the rapper says in the video as he listens to rapper YG’s song “F*ck Donald Trump.”
“We ain’t voting for your punk ass,” the rapper says in
the video as he listens to rapper YG’s song “F*ck Donald Trump.”
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Fuck you http://t.co/5bNzEGt4oU for releasing email IDs publicly and helping spammers.
Fuck you http://t.co/5bNzEGt4oU for releasing email
IDs publicly and helping spammers.
98,337
This is never in a million years something I would buy for myself, but is awesome and fucking hilarious.
This is never in a million years something I would
buy for myself, but is awesome and fucking hilarious.
98,338
The problem is that it’s just a feelgood meme for LSMV rejects; the actual research has discovered that bonobos aren’t polyamorous at all, they just happen to be less violent than other apes in apportioning bonobo pussy to the top male.
The problem is that it’s just a feelgood meme for LSMV rejects; the actual research has discovered that bonobos aren’t
polyamorous at all, they just happen to be less violent than other apes in apportioning bonobo pussy to the top male.
98,339
Trump: Lindsey Graham a 'disgrace,' 'nut job,' 'one of the dumbest human beings'
Trump: Lindsey Graham a 'disgrace,' 'nut
job,' 'one of the dumbest human beings'
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2. And then when she smashes that perfection to shit as flawlessly as only Beyoncé can.
2. And then when she smashes that perfection
to shit as flawlessly as only Beyoncé can.
98,341
Reacting to the BBC One documentary screened earlier this week, The War on Britain’s roads, Mr King said of drivers who display aggression, whether verbal or physical, against cyclists: “They’re absolute idiots.
Reacting to the BBC One documentary screened earlier this week, The War on Britain’s roads, Mr King
said of drivers who display aggression, whether verbal or physical, against cyclists: “They’re absolute idiots.
98,342
Boss Nigger is a 1975 blaxploitation film written by and starring former football star Fred "The Hammer" Williamson.
Boss Nigger is a 1975 blaxploitation film written by and
starring former football star Fred "The Hammer" Williamson.
98,343
These women, who had both beautiful breasts and real penises, fascinated me.
These women, who had both beautiful
breasts and real penises, fascinated me.
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And considering he’s absolutely goddamned awful at doing the latter, it’s natural to assume the mad king's real finesse is found out on the links.WRONG.
And considering he’s absolutely goddamned awful at doing the latter, it’s natural to
assume the mad king's real finesse is found out on the links.WRONG.
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“[It is] an event of pure primitive craziness that you’ll never forget,” while “doing shit that you can do for absolutely free at any military base in the United States.”
“[It is] an event of pure primitive craziness that you’ll never forget,” while
“doing shit that you can do for absolutely free at any military base in the United States.”
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do you guys REALLY have this strong of feelings about how much hair is down there and like…what it looks like and shit???????????????
do you guys REALLY have this strong of feelings about how much hair is down there and like…what
it looks like and shit???????????????
98,347
A clip of the former Florida governor then plays, where he tells a crowd that Trump is a jerk.
A clip of the former Florida governor then plays,
where he tells a crowd that Trump is a jerk.
98,348
He squirted baby oil on a rear window, pulled down his pants and rubbed his buttocks and genitals on the glass door for sexual gratification.
He squirted baby oil on a rear window, pulled down his pants
and rubbed his buttocks and genitals on the glass door for sexual gratification.
98,349
AN ARSEHOLE has claimed that every terrorist attack of the last 20 years was a ‘false flag’ perpetrated by the government.
AN ARSEHOLE has claimed that every terrorist attack of the last 20
years was a ‘false flag’ perpetrated by the government.
98,350
My own minor contribution consisted of masturbating in the decidedly unsexy environs of the doctor's office.
My own minor contribution consisted of masturbating in the
decidedly unsexy environs of the doctor's office.
98,351
The larger of the two mollusks performs cunnilingus on her, while the smaller one, his offspring, assists by fondling the woman's mouth and left nipple.
The larger of the two mollusks performs cunnilingus on her, while the smaller one
, his offspring, assists by fondling the woman's mouth and left nipple.
98,352
President Barack Obama's rejection of the Keystone XL pipeline: "It sucks."
President Barack Obama's rejection of the Keystone
XL pipeline: "It sucks."
98,353
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania — When Bill Clinton ran for President in 1992, his unofficial campaign motto was: “It’s the economy, stupid.”
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania — When Bill Clinton ran for President in 1992, his
unofficial campaign motto was: “It’s the economy, stupid.”
98,354
Johnson, he had his penis exposed outside of his pants and was physically masturbating.”
Johnson, he had his penis exposed outside
of his pants and was physically masturbating.”
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“Girls will try to do it more than guys ’cause girls think it’s cool, like, ‘We both got vaginas, it’s fine.’
“Girls will try to do it more than guys ’cause girls think it’s
cool, like, ‘We both got vaginas, it’s fine.’
98,356
Mortified by our country and its shitty system, lack of control/laws!
Mortified by our country and its shitty
system, lack of control/laws!
98,357
There are a lot of shitty, racist, sexist, why-the-fuck-does-this-exist things out there: Donald Trump, the internet, your uncle.
There are a lot of shitty, racist, sexist, why-the-fuck-
does-this-exist things out there: Donald Trump, the internet, your uncle.
98,358
Now your toddler has improved accuracy and is trained for a future when all men will be able to upgrade to a robot penis.
Now your toddler has improved accuracy and is trained for a future
when all men will be able to upgrade to a robot penis.
98,359
Aaron Donald is an undersized freak of nature who excels at getting up field and wreaking havoc in the backfield.
Aaron Donald is an undersized freak of nature who excels
at getting up field and wreaking havoc in the backfield.
98,360
….to embrace “Coq/Cock,” one must ….in order to fully understand…
….to embrace “Coq/Cock,”
one must ….in order to fully understand…
98,361
"Creepy white ... [something] ... creepy ass cracker" comes after 8:00.
"Creepy white ... [something] ...
creepy ass cracker" comes after 8:00.
98,362
He was charismatic, tall, had a degree from Columbia University, and when he spoke about muddling through rivers of shit to find the hidden treasures that make up this city’s foundations, it sounded sort of sexy.
He was charismatic, tall, had a degree from Columbia University, and when he spoke about muddling through rivers
of shit to find the hidden treasures that make up this city’s foundations, it sounded sort of sexy.
98,363
Few people are indifferent to an erect penis, because it is either a challenge, or come-on, or declaration of status.
Few people are indifferent to an erect penis, because it is either
a challenge, or come-on, or declaration of status.
98,364
Conspiracy theory, I said in my last standup show, is how idiots get to feel like intellectuals.
Conspiracy theory, I said in my last standup show
, is how idiots get to feel like intellectuals.
98,365
You have to be so psychologically fucked up that you do this to most of the world, benefit from it today, and act as if shit is all fine and dandy.
You have to be so psychologically fucked up that you do this to most of the world
, benefit from it today, and act as if shit is all fine and dandy.
98,366
“Sometimes it’s like a nice convo icebreaker: You can be like, ‘Stop staring at my tits!’
“Sometimes it’s like a nice convo icebreaker: You
can be like, ‘Stop staring at my tits!’
98,367
The second time I visited the park, I was actually blown over by a gust of wind, right onto my ass.
The second time I visited the park, I was actually blown
over by a gust of wind, right onto my ass.
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His name was Tony, and he smelled like a mixture of liniment and vaginal secretions.
His name was Tony, and he smelled
like a mixture of liniment and vaginal secretions.
98,369
He often plays a creep, but the character usually has a heart of gold (or at least underlying justification for his shitty behavior).
He often plays a creep, but the character usually has a heart
of gold (or at least underlying justification for his shitty behavior).
98,370
Even middle-class and wealthy blacks hate blacks, if Chris Rock’s Niggas vs.
Even middle-class and wealthy blacks hate
blacks, if Chris Rock’s Niggas vs.
98,371
Last week, our society once again paid the price in blood for a government run by the galactically stupid and ideologically inept.
Last week, our society once again paid the price in blood
for a government run by the galactically stupid and ideologically inept.
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Please shut this fake news outlet down bent on terrorizing America with their false narratives promoted by left wing fascist psychopaths.
Please shut this fake news outlet down bent on terrorizing America
with their false narratives promoted by left wing fascist psychopaths.
98,373
“For a man to be able to publicly refer to a woman as a fat pig, that makes me teary.
“For a man to be able to publicly refer to
a woman as a fat pig, that makes me teary.
98,374
What a bunch of morons: Cruz all but raised his middle finger right to their face, and their reaction was to invite him to a high profile fundraiser as a guest of honor.
What a bunch of morons: Cruz all but raised his middle finger right to their face,
and their reaction was to invite him to a high profile fundraiser as a guest of honor.
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It’s not like we make up this shit as we go along, based on whatever best serves our selfish, ego-driven, careerist agenda.”
It’s not like we make up this shit as we go along, based
on whatever best serves our selfish, ego-driven, careerist agenda.”
98,376
Just check out the search results on Twitter for "North Carolina eat a dick."
Just check out the search results on Twitter
for "North Carolina eat a dick."
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Oh god are you serious? — Bastard Keith (@BastardKeith) June 23, 2015
Oh god are you serious? — Bastard
Keith (@BastardKeith) June 23, 2015
98,378
Her 51-year-old husband - by now awake but gushing blood from his crotch - could do nothing as she allegedly tossed the severed penis into the garbage disposal before switching it on.
Her 51-year-old husband - by now awake but gushing blood from his crotch - could
do nothing as she allegedly tossed the severed penis into the garbage disposal before switching it on.
98,379
— The Soldier on the space marines and futuristic robots Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries - and sent me back in time to kick it!
— The Soldier on the space marines and futuristic robots Scientists in the future have
studied your ass for centuries - and sent me back in time to kick it!
98,380
A parody of the Nicki Minaj song Anaconda, the video features the 28-year-old, once known as the “burqa rapper”, dancing on a boat and sprawling on a train while demanding that Unilever clean up its “toxic shit”.
A parody of the Nicki Minaj song Anaconda, the video features the 28-year-old, once known as the “burqa
rapper”, dancing on a boat and sprawling on a train while demanding that Unilever clean up its “toxic shit”.
98,381
This place is well and truly f***ked in every sense of the word imaginable.”
This place is well and truly f***ked in
every sense of the word imaginable.”
98,382
Marko moved instantly to rubbish the idea of Gasly stepping in to replace Kvyat, and went as far as suggesting that the young Frenchman would never have been so "stupid" to have made such a claim.
Marko moved instantly to rubbish the idea of Gasly stepping in to replace Kvyat, and went as far as
suggesting that the young Frenchman would never have been so "stupid" to have made such a claim.
98,383
There’s a picture of her husband and three kids behind the desk, as well as a birthday card with two check marks: Kick Ass and Take Names.
There’s a picture of her husband and three kids behind the desk, as
well as a birthday card with two check marks: Kick Ass and Take Names.
98,384
He made sure to take it to Twitter and let Flo Rida know that he was a "fuck ass fuckboi" for "ripping off" his video.
He made sure to take it to Twitter and let Flo Rida know that he
was a "fuck ass fuckboi" for "ripping off" his video.
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You can’t see your way out of your own ass,” Lowe goes on to tell her colleagues, adding that the student protesters “are literally asking for the same shit students have been asking for since the 70’s.
You can’t see your way out of your own ass,” Lowe goes on to tell her colleagues, adding
that the student protesters “are literally asking for the same shit students have been asking for since the 70’s.
98,386
But the battle must be fought because being a combative jerk still isn't a crime… nor do we want it to be.
But the battle must be fought because being a combative jerk still
isn't a crime… nor do we want it to be.
98,387
0 Threat to Evergreen College: ‘I am going to execute as many people as I can'
0 Threat to Evergreen College: ‘I am
going to execute as many people as I can'
98,388
You've heard of nuts and bolts but what about this combo: a penis and bolt cutter?
You've heard of nuts and bolts but what
about this combo: a penis and bolt cutter?
98,389
How will I ever forgive myself for having prompted this dear sweet innocent paragon of social justice who, yes, sure, okay, just a few short years ago was a vile racist troll banging a notorious white supremacist hacker, but shush, shush, shush…
How will I ever forgive myself for having prompted this dear sweet innocent paragon of social justice who, yes, sure, okay,
just a few short years ago was a vile racist troll banging a notorious white supremacist hacker, but shush, shush, shush…
98,390
Just another day in the era of Trump, where disdain for women and their rights trickles down from the “pussy-grabbing” president to all corners of his administration.
Just another day in the era of Trump, where disdain for women and their rights
trickles down from the “pussy-grabbing” president to all corners of his administration.
98,391
"Nazi Nazi f*ck Nazi Nazi RACIST Nazi bigot go f*ck yourself Nazi f*ckers."
"Nazi Nazi f*ck Nazi Nazi RACIST Nazi
bigot go f*ck yourself Nazi f*ckers."
98,392
Yet, I sucked it up to bring you the trailer for the newly titled Big Ass Spider!, directed by Real Killers and The Gravedancers‘s Mike Mendez.
Yet, I sucked it up to bring you the trailer for the newly titled
Big Ass Spider!, directed by Real Killers and The Gravedancers‘s Mike Mendez.
98,393
Roll chilled dough into 1-inch balls with the palms of your hands.
Roll chilled dough into 1-inch balls
with the palms of your hands.
98,394
Fags did you know that a loving God did not genetically program you into the queer lifestyle of sin and shame but He turned you into a queer because of your personal choice to sin.
Fags did you know that a loving God did not genetically program you into the queer lifestyle of
sin and shame but He turned you into a queer because of your personal choice to sin.
98,395
You have a stank on you, and a lot of us can smell it...truly a dookiestain made flesh.
You have a stank on you, and a lot of
us can smell it...truly a dookiestain made flesh.
98,396
Penile tissues, if given too roistering or prolonged a pummeling, can sustain damage.
Penile tissues, if given too roistering or
prolonged a pummeling, can sustain damage.
98,397
"I'm fairly positive this was a malicious act from the hands of idiot kids or a pissed off jogger."
"I'm fairly positive this was a malicious act from
the hands of idiot kids or a pissed off jogger."
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An Instagram user posted a video of the awkward moment on Instagram, captioning it: 'When you're the Zodiac killer and you want to murder your wife but everyone is watching so you elbow her in the head instead.'
An Instagram user posted a video of the awkward moment on Instagram, captioning it: 'When you're the Zodiac
killer and you want to murder your wife but everyone is watching so you elbow her in the head instead.'
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The victim stated that the passenger, who was wearing a clown mask, pointed and gun at him and sated “give me your wallet right now or I will shoot your ass.”
The victim stated that the passenger, who was wearing a clown mask, pointed and gun at
him and sated “give me your wallet right now or I will shoot your ass.”