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98,100 | In one LSD dream, I shit all over the rug and shit all over the floor.” | In one LSD dream, I shit all over | the rug and shit all over the floor.” |
98,101 | Meanwhile, commentators from across the political spectrum are criticizing Reid's seemingly baseless accusation, with the liberal comedian Jon Stewart calling Reid out for taking a "bullshit shot." | Meanwhile, commentators from across the political spectrum are criticizing Reid's seemingly baseless accusation, | with the liberal comedian Jon Stewart calling Reid out for taking a "bullshit shot." |
98,102 | Jizmak Da Gusha says GWAR fluids "Are like Vaping cookies and cream right out of a strippers ass!" | Jizmak Da Gusha says GWAR fluids "Are like Vaping | cookies and cream right out of a strippers ass!" |
98,103 | The TV presenter called for Stuttgart Airport worker Manuel Pereira’s arrest after he ranted: “F*** you!” | The TV presenter called for Stuttgart Airport worker Manuel Pereira’s arrest | after he ranted: “F*** you!” |
98,104 | He took care of it and shit ain't gonna happen, even if they did take it to court. | He took care of it and shit ain't gonna | happen, even if they did take it to court. |
98,105 | And then I invented it and I go around town fucking flogging it and selling it everywhere and I get three a bottle. | And then I invented it and I go around town fucking flogging | it and selling it everywhere and I get three a bottle. |
98,106 | A teenager poured acid on her boyfriend’s penis after he released a sex tape of the couple without her knowledge. | A teenager poured acid on her boyfriend’s penis after he | released a sex tape of the couple without her knowledge. |
98,107 | Hell, even GM — an automaker who claims they never comment on future product — issued a weak-ass denial of the authenticity of the images. | Hell, even GM — an automaker who claims they never comment on future | product — issued a weak-ass denial of the authenticity of the images. |
98,108 | The last thing they need are these idiots running amok in the last place on Earth where they still survive,” said Ileene Anderson, a senior scientist with the Center. | The last thing they need are these idiots running amok in the last place on Earth | where they still survive,” said Ileene Anderson, a senior scientist with the Center. |
98,109 | As the icy synths, torn samples and incessant kick drums drifted out into the night, everybody lost their shit onstage. | As the icy synths, torn samples and incessant kick drums | drifted out into the night, everybody lost their shit onstage. |
98,110 | For those of you who don't speak fluent Twitter Burn, that was the world's most successful living author generously advising a hate-spewing troll on where to obtain remedies for his distressingly small penis. | For those of you who don't speak fluent Twitter Burn, that was the world's most successful | living author generously advising a hate-spewing troll on where to obtain remedies for his distressingly small penis. |
98,111 | Women with ReGS report weird sensations at the clitoris, vagina, labia and the region around the vagina, (such as on the pubic bone and the groins) and sometimes the anal region. | Women with ReGS report weird sensations at the clitoris, vagina, labia and the region around the | vagina, (such as on the pubic bone and the groins) and sometimes the anal region. |
98,112 | Gay people are asking for equal rights under the law, and we've got Christians saying "God hates you." | Gay people are asking for equal rights under the law, | and we've got Christians saying "God hates you." |
98,113 | “What we’re doing with the Kurds is not only politically stupid, but immoral.” | “What we’re doing with the Kurds is | not only politically stupid, but immoral.” |
98,114 | The guy is deliriously drunk, so when Jimmy pokes him with a stick, he moans. | The guy is deliriously drunk, so when Jimmy | pokes him with a stick, he moans. |
98,115 | Navy aviators composed a penis-shaped piece of sky art Thursday over Okanogan County, Washington. | Navy aviators composed a penis-shaped piece of | sky art Thursday over Okanogan County, Washington. |
98,116 | When he does have a rally, like this one in North Carolina, the protesters still come out and yell Bill Clinton is a rapist. | When he does have a rally, like this one in North Carolina | , the protesters still come out and yell Bill Clinton is a rapist. |
98,117 | As millions watched on television, Nosrati appeared to be trying to push his hand between Rezaei's buttocks. | As millions watched on television, Nosrati appeared to be | trying to push his hand between Rezaei's buttocks. |
98,118 | Yesterday we announced that Steve Google, bastard cousin of Google founder Larry Google, is starting his own search engine. | Yesterday we announced that Steve Google, bastard cousin of Google | founder Larry Google, is starting his own search engine. |
98,119 | Your daughter is going to become a little pervert lover like the girl in Lazy town! | Your daughter is going to become a little | pervert lover like the girl in Lazy town! |
98,120 | Also, Charlie is a dick who can have his evilness can be measured in kilo-Nazis at this point. | Also, Charlie is a dick who can have his evilness | can be measured in kilo-Nazis at this point. |
98,121 | That get in coffins hundreds of times in giant pits of faeces and have sex with each other. | That get in coffins hundreds of times in giant | pits of faeces and have sex with each other. |
98,122 | Why We Do It We want milksharing and wet-nursing to be commonplace and babies to be fed at women’s breasts whenever and wherever they need it. | Why We Do It We want milksharing and wet-nursing to be commonplace and | babies to be fed at women’s breasts whenever and wherever they need it. |
98,123 | There's an old joke I used to tell to Apple users (before they started getting violent): If you build a machine even an idiot can use, only an idiot will use it. | There's an old joke I used to tell to Apple users (before they started getting violent) | : If you build a machine even an idiot can use, only an idiot will use it. |
98,124 | Always my Sly Bunny, Always my Dumb Fox by Cimar of Turalis WildeHopps | Always my Sly Bunny, Always my | Dumb Fox by Cimar of Turalis WildeHopps |
98,125 | Why not try crushing your opponents with a stupid Museum of History Gagarin deck! | Why not try crushing your opponents with | a stupid Museum of History Gagarin deck! |
98,126 | Society at large divides women in two categories, one who is ‘Nice girl’ and second ‘slut,whore,out of line,bitch,promiscuous,etc’ . | Society at large divides women in two categories, one who is ‘Nice girl’ and | second ‘slut,whore,out of line,bitch,promiscuous,etc’ . |
98,127 | “Get the f*ck out of here,” she reportedly yelled at the two women. | “Get the f*ck out of here, | ” she reportedly yelled at the two women. |
98,128 | Terrified neighbours phoned the police after hearing a woman screaming hysterically and a man yelling: “I’m going to kill you”. | Terrified neighbours phoned the police after hearing a woman screaming hysterically and | a man yelling: “I’m going to kill you”. |
98,129 | Let's get one thing clear at the outset: Miles November acted like an idiot. | Let's get one thing clear at the | outset: Miles November acted like an idiot. |
98,130 | Thin privilege is not worrying that if you ask for help, everyone at work will think you’re the fat pig that shoveled too much food into your face too fast and that you deserved it. | Thin privilege is not worrying that if you ask for help, everyone at work will think you’re | the fat pig that shoveled too much food into your face too fast and that you deserved it. |
98,131 | James Carville long ago coined a dictum that Democrats appear to have forgotten: "It's the economy, stupid." | James Carville long ago coined a dictum that Democrats appear to | have forgotten: "It's the economy, stupid." |
98,132 | The vagina should be well-maintained so that the woman can derive pleasure during sexual intercourse. | The vagina should be well-maintained so that | the woman can derive pleasure during sexual intercourse. |
98,133 | In fact, I kinda want to buy a second TV, so that the kids can fuck off downstairs to watch their own lame shows while I watch awesome shit like Breaking Bad. | In fact, I kinda want to buy a second TV, so that the kids can | fuck off downstairs to watch their own lame shows while I watch awesome shit like Breaking Bad. |
98,134 | Right before the election in November 2016, a tape surfaced of the presidential candidate explaining how you can kiss women without consent and "grab [them] by the pussy" if you are famous. | Right before the election in November 2016, a tape surfaced of the presidential candidate explaining how you can | kiss women without consent and "grab [them] by the pussy" if you are famous. |
98,135 | Because Oregon is a historically 'blue' state, Kerwin (pictured) wrote a message to all the liberals coming to his store: 'We've had it with you idiots' | Because Oregon is a historically 'blue' state, Kerwin (pictured) wrote a message | to all the liberals coming to his store: 'We've had it with you idiots' |
98,136 | If you try to use Alexa with Sonos today, the experience sucks, big time. | If you try to use Alexa with Sonos | today, the experience sucks, big time. |
98,137 | When my mother paid for my expensive college education, I'm pretty sure that the bright future she pictured for me did not include masturbating on the uptown Q train while eating a gyro. | When my mother paid for my expensive college education, I'm pretty sure that the bright future | she pictured for me did not include masturbating on the uptown Q train while eating a gyro. |
98,138 | How refreshing it would be to have a politician say only what s/he actually believes, even if it’s as stupid as usual. | How refreshing it would be to have a politician say only what s | /he actually believes, even if it’s as stupid as usual. |
98,139 | “In my day, Jody calls were the most offensive fucking words I could wheeze out during a 10-minute mile platoon run,” said Army Drill Sgt. | “In my day, Jody calls were the most offensive fucking words I could | wheeze out during a 10-minute mile platoon run,” said Army Drill Sgt. |
98,140 | Close runner-up in second place was the rather unoriginal English profanity: "FU" short for "fuck you." | Close runner-up in second place was the rather unoriginal English | profanity: "FU" short for "fuck you." |
98,141 | Liam Gallagher has taken a pot shot at Mumford and Sons by saying they look like “they’ve got fucking nits”. | Liam Gallagher has taken a pot shot at Mumford and Sons by | saying they look like “they’ve got fucking nits”. |
98,142 | “We are 99% done,” lead designer Dustin Browder told Kotaku, “but that last 1%’s a bitch. | “We are 99% done,” lead designer Dustin Browder | told Kotaku, “but that last 1%’s a bitch. |
98,143 | Macron won 90% of the vote in Paris.
You can’t fix stupid.
UPDATE: In final results 89.7% of Parisians voted for Macron. | Macron won 90% of the vote in Paris.
You can’t fix | stupid.
UPDATE: In final results 89.7% of Parisians voted for Macron. |
98,144 | Threatens to Expose a Huge GOP Pedophile and Male Prostitution Ring | Threatens to Expose a Huge | GOP Pedophile and Male Prostitution Ring |
98,145 | You put those two things together and you get an idiot who thinks he can make his own hooch. | You put those two things together and you get an | idiot who thinks he can make his own hooch. |
98,146 | In the latest wave, the term “fuckboy” has unnecessarily been put under the microscope by confused white people, unaware that this language was never for them in the first place. | In the latest wave, the term “fuckboy” has unnecessarily been put under the microscope | by confused white people, unaware that this language was never for them in the first place. |
98,147 | Apologizing for being a shitty human being and a rape apologist isn’t praise-worthy - it’s a first step towards actually not being a shitty human being and a rape apologist. | Apologizing for being a shitty human being and a rape apologist isn’t praise-worthy - | it’s a first step towards actually not being a shitty human being and a rape apologist. |
98,148 | Given the fact that most men love boobs, I’m not entirely sure getting another one is the fastest route to unattractiveness, but her attempted commitment to misandry is commendable. | Given the fact that most men love boobs, I’m not entirely sure getting another | one is the fastest route to unattractiveness, but her attempted commitment to misandry is commendable. |
98,149 | Students are seen walking out of their dorms and onto campuses shouting “F**k Trump” and “Bitch!” | Students are seen walking out of their dorms and onto | campuses shouting “F**k Trump” and “Bitch!” |
98,150 | A sea of cheese: Noel Gallagher has blasted Adele for making 'music for f***ing grannies' | A sea of cheese: Noel Gallagher has blasted | Adele for making 'music for f***ing grannies' |
98,151 | Although there is absolutely nothing wrong with the old AP logo in terms of it’s aesthetics time in itself can be quite the bitch. | Although there is absolutely nothing wrong with the old AP logo in terms | of it’s aesthetics time in itself can be quite the bitch. |
98,152 | Writing the cardboard sign you use to beg, says Guillermo, one of Barcelona's estimated 3,000 homeless people, is just "really shitty. | Writing the cardboard sign you use to beg, says Guillermo, one | of Barcelona's estimated 3,000 homeless people, is just "really shitty. |
98,153 | I said hell no, I had to pay for two seats and I’m gonna fucking sit in them. | I said hell no, I had to pay for two | seats and I’m gonna fucking sit in them. |
98,154 | A fifth woman said the nurse tried to touch her breasts but she shoved his hands away. | A fifth woman said the nurse tried to touch | her breasts but she shoved his hands away. |
98,155 | Dillon is the founder of Lone Conservative, a website run by "a bunch of college students who are tired of the liberal idiocy" that plagues college campuses across America, she says on the site. | Dillon is the founder of Lone Conservative, a website run by "a bunch of college students who | are tired of the liberal idiocy" that plagues college campuses across America, she says on the site. |
98,156 | Sargent saw a rat run scurry across the concrete, shouts at Safin to “hit the damn thing!” | Sargent saw a rat run scurry across the concrete, | shouts at Safin to “hit the damn thing!” |
98,157 | News Group Newspapers Ltd 11 A grubby sink at the hotel - branded "f***ing disgusting" by furious guests | News Group Newspapers Ltd 11 A grubby sink at the | hotel - branded "f***ing disgusting" by furious guests |
98,158 | Pearson can quite clearly be heard to say: “fuck off and die” to the fan. | Pearson can quite clearly be heard to say: | “fuck off and die” to the fan. |
98,159 | Said Stewart: "You keep giving them a chance, and they keep fucking that same horse." | Said Stewart: "You keep giving them a chance | , and they keep fucking that same horse." |
98,160 | McConnell has so enthusiastically embraced Trump, we can only assume he agrees with Trump's view that women are dogs and pigs ." | McConnell has so enthusiastically embraced Trump, we can only assume he | agrees with Trump's view that women are dogs and pigs ." |
98,161 | There is nothing like watching a new girl getting a huge cock viciously rammed down her throat. | There is nothing like watching a new girl getting | a huge cock viciously rammed down her throat. |
98,162 | On January 29th, he will be recording his second album, IDIOT, in Stand Up Stand Up's intimate basement showroom. | On January 29th, he will be recording his second album, | IDIOT, in Stand Up Stand Up's intimate basement showroom. |
98,163 | “If you fuck with me I’m going to break your legs before you get a chance to run.” | “If you fuck with me I’m going to break | your legs before you get a chance to run.” |
98,164 | I’ve been clean for… shit I don’t even know a couple of days maybe. | I’ve been clean for… shit I do | n’t even know a couple of days maybe. |
98,165 | Niggers: Confronting the Subculture Within the African-American Community a cut-to-the-chase question: | Niggers: Confronting the Subculture Within the African-American | Community a cut-to-the-chase question: |
98,166 | How shit got from the start to the end is one hell of an amazing trip. | How shit got from the start to the | end is one hell of an amazing trip. |
98,167 | Something's wrong there," he said.
Later in the interview, he also called Clinton a "piece of garbage." | Something's wrong there," he said.
Later in the | interview, he also called Clinton a "piece of garbage." |
98,168 | straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’
straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying | straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ |
straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying |
98,169 | Apparently he did the entire photo shoot with his fucking fly down. | Apparently he did the entire photo | shoot with his fucking fly down. |
98,170 | His Westboro Baptist Church picketed funerals with his ridiculous and vile “God Hates Fags” signs: how can we outdo that for his own? | His Westboro Baptist Church picketed funerals with his ridiculous and vile “God | Hates Fags” signs: how can we outdo that for his own? |
98,171 | We're shooting the shit, catching up on some nonsense and recapping stories from last year. | We're shooting the shit, catching up on | some nonsense and recapping stories from last year. |
98,172 | In other words, let the poor starve if they happen to live somewhere that has a shitty ruler | In other words, let the poor starve if | they happen to live somewhere that has a shitty ruler |
98,173 | The chicks in this article are the absolute most whiny, selfish, entitled hags on the planet (considering Hillary Clinton exists, that’s saying something). | The chicks in this article are the absolute most whiny, selfish, entitled hags | on the planet (considering Hillary Clinton exists, that’s saying something). |
98,174 | and then almost every other post that comes afterwards is a user calling us manginas and blabbing "I'm a real man standing on my two feet apart with my balls hanging down" and the whole "woman controlling you and bitching at you all the time". | and then almost every other post that comes afterwards is a user calling us manginas and blabbing "I'm a real man standing on | my two feet apart with my balls hanging down" and the whole "woman controlling you and bitching at you all the time". |
98,175 | It’s Wednesday and due to X’s shit poor planning skills we’ve got a massive episode for you in the middle of the week. | It’s Wednesday and due to X’s shit poor planning skills we | ’ve got a massive episode for you in the middle of the week. |
98,176 | "He walked by me, cupped my butt and pressed his finger into my crack." | "He walked by me, cupped my butt | and pressed his finger into my crack." |
98,177 | Instead, it's filled with idiotic, tasteless, and downright creepy tweets. | Instead, it's filled with idiotic | , tasteless, and downright creepy tweets. |
98,178 | Those fascists killed this girl and they will be in hell,” she sobbed. | Those fascists killed this girl and they will | be in hell,” she sobbed. |
98,179 | Dear dumb as a rock @realDonaldTrump: The news media LOVES that you use social media. | Dear dumb as a rock @realDonaldTrump: The | news media LOVES that you use social media. |
98,180 | The US inspired ISIS was more than happy to bring crucifixtion, decapitation, and sex slavery into Libya. | The US inspired ISIS was more than happy to bring | crucifixtion, decapitation, and sex slavery into Libya. |
98,181 | They had the power to make everything go black—to suck all the air out of my chest. | They had the power to make everything go black— | to suck all the air out of my chest. |
98,182 | I thought this hack was totally fascinating and helpful, but as Gizmodo night editor Eve Peyser points out, there’s another way to get around the stupid censorship. | I thought this hack was totally fascinating and helpful, but as Gizmodo night editor | Eve Peyser points out, there’s another way to get around the stupid censorship. |
98,183 | So perhaps it's not fair to call him a loon, or (hypothetically) malicious, deceptive, or stupid. | So perhaps it's not fair to call him a loon | , or (hypothetically) malicious, deceptive, or stupid. |
98,184 | Harvey Weinstein's new accuser alleges he begged her to watch him masturbate in the hot tub in his hotel nearly a decade ago. | Harvey Weinstein's new accuser alleges he begged her to watch him | masturbate in the hot tub in his hotel nearly a decade ago. |
98,185 | Our leaders were not wholly stupid politicians, or at least not all of them were. | Our leaders were not wholly stupid politicians, | or at least not all of them were. |
98,186 | Still, she tells Allure magazine that getting her nipples pierced felt like the right move to fully inhabit the character. | Still, she tells Allure magazine that getting her nipples pierced | felt like the right move to fully inhabit the character. |
98,187 | Assange: A vote today for Hillary Clinton is a vote for endless, stupid war | Assange: A vote today for Hillary Clinton | is a vote for endless, stupid war |
98,188 | Your clients are paying you to be able to handle this shit, so handle it. | Your clients are paying you to be able | to handle this shit, so handle it. |
98,189 | They studied science, read Plato, hung out in Paris, and thought the Bible was mostly bullshit. | They studied science, read Plato, hung out in | Paris, and thought the Bible was mostly bullshit. |
98,190 | Alt Titles include: Your Best Mistake, Flowey the not so careful, and of course, No, YOU'RE THE IDIOT FLOWEY! | Alt Titles include: Your Best Mistake, Flowey the not so | careful, and of course, No, YOU'RE THE IDIOT FLOWEY! |
98,191 | So why in 1992 did you tell a writer for New York Magazine, Marie Brenner, that ‘You have to treat women like shit” — ultimately pouring a bottle of wine down her back? | So why in 1992 did you tell a writer for New York Magazine, Marie Brenner, that ‘ | You have to treat women like shit” — ultimately pouring a bottle of wine down her back? |
98,192 | Prosecutor Annabel Darlow said Colborne's notes also expressed admiration for right-wing extremists such as Anders Breivik and hatred for "non-Aryans" whom he referred to as "blacks and Caucasian idiots". | Prosecutor Annabel Darlow said Colborne's notes also expressed admiration for right-wing extremists such as Anders Breivik | and hatred for "non-Aryans" whom he referred to as "blacks and Caucasian idiots". |
98,193 | Earlier today, there was a thread on NoFap about the guiltiest you’ve ever felt after masturbating. | Earlier today, there was a thread on NoFap | about the guiltiest you’ve ever felt after masturbating. |
98,194 | Rush Limbaugh's trembling jowls think Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown grad student who was denied the right to testify at the House Oversight Committee's hearing on contraceptives, is a big fat slut. | Rush Limbaugh's trembling jowls think Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown grad student who was denied the right | to testify at the House Oversight Committee's hearing on contraceptives, is a big fat slut. |
98,195 | "Thanks Science for assuming that I like to fuck men," Gatwood said. | "Thanks Science for assuming that I like | to fuck men," Gatwood said. |
98,196 | But Clinton never took up this advice, which is good because Penn is a notorious moron. | But Clinton never took up this advice, which | is good because Penn is a notorious moron. |
98,197 | the point of all of this is that its bullshit.
i should be able to wear a v neck to school without worrying about who is going to grab my boobs next, or who is going to throw a gum wrapper in them, or what girls are going to say next. | the point of all of this is that its bullshit.
i should be able to wear a v neck to school without worrying about who is | going to grab my boobs next, or who is going to throw a gum wrapper in them, or what girls are going to say next. |
98,198 | It reportedly added that terrorists could keep two sisters as concubines, but could have sex with only one of them. | It reportedly added that terrorists could keep two sisters as concubines | , but could have sex with only one of them. |
98,199 | So go to hell.” — Peter Payne (@jlist) January 21, 2015 Dear #ISIS, No one likes you but we love to mock you. | So go to hell.” — Peter Payne (@jlist) January 21, | 2015 Dear #ISIS, No one likes you but we love to mock you. |
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