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98,900 | You bastards are the ones who begged and demanded me to run this. | You bastards are the ones who begged | and demanded me to run this. |
98,901 | When asked if he had spray painted "Trump Rules" and "Black Bitch" on the SUV, the woman said she has a "counselor" who advised her not to say anything.
Asked which lawyer is representing Tucker, the woman then hung up the phone. | When asked if he had spray painted "Trump Rules" and "Black Bitch" on the SUV, the woman said she has a | "counselor" who advised her not to say anything.
Asked which lawyer is representing Tucker, the woman then hung up the phone. |
98,902 | In his now-famous SXSW 2016 keynote speech, Duplass suggested that new directors "keep making shitty shorts until one doesn't suck." | In his now-famous SXSW 2016 keynote speech, Duplass suggested that | new directors "keep making shitty shorts until one doesn't suck." |
98,903 | “They are the most moronic, dysfunctional, introspective bunch of MSPs I’ve ever seen. | “They are the most moronic, dysfunctional, | introspective bunch of MSPs I’ve ever seen. |
98,904 | "I am keeping the shit to shoe level," he said, "you should be thanking me." | "I am keeping the shit to shoe level," | he said, "you should be thanking me." |
98,905 | “F**k you, f**k all you c**ksuckers, you wont change anything,” read a comment that has now been deleted from the WeWontFly blog. | “F**k you, f**k all you c**ksuckers, you wont change anything | ,” read a comment that has now been deleted from the WeWontFly blog. |
98,906 | The husband was allegedly up for the task until he noticed an unusual scent emanating from his partner’s vagina. | The husband was allegedly up for the task until he | noticed an unusual scent emanating from his partner’s vagina. |
98,907 | Marchers chanted in support of Imam Hussein, Hezbollah, and its Secretary-General Hassan Nasrallah, while yelling "Death to Israel," and "America is the Great Satan." | Marchers chanted in support of Imam Hussein, Hezbollah, and its Secretary-General Hassan Nasrallah | , while yelling "Death to Israel," and "America is the Great Satan." |
98,908 | Note: As of 2015, consider the Bastards Book to be in maintenance mode. | Note: As of 2015, consider the | Bastards Book to be in maintenance mode. |
98,909 | And for a city of 2,791,140, we're not doing very well failing hard seriously shitting the bed. | And for a city of 2,791,140, we're not | doing very well failing hard seriously shitting the bed. |
98,910 | Keary for wasting the taxpayer's money and giving me a ticket for warming up my car in my own damn driveway," wrote Taylor. | Keary for wasting the taxpayer's money and giving me a ticket for | warming up my car in my own damn driveway," wrote Taylor. |
98,911 | He kept saying, “You know my new president says we can kill all you faggots now.”‘ | He kept saying, “You know my new president | says we can kill all you faggots now.”‘ |
98,912 | So my first thought when ‘Check’-fil-A came to me was, “Fuck no!” | So my first thought when ‘Check’-fil-A | came to me was, “Fuck no!” |
98,913 | @ShamrockKen you better start selling some of those McShamrock shake shit or whatever the get rich quick thing u r workin on is. — Dana White (@danawhite) September 28, 2013 | @ShamrockKen you better start selling some of those McShamrock shake shit or whatever the get rich quick | thing u r workin on is. — Dana White (@danawhite) September 28, 2013 |
98,914 | Bouye kicked ass, while Lamar Miller and Nick Novak were competent). | Bouye kicked ass, while Lamar Miller | and Nick Novak were competent). |
98,915 | friendly reminder that while you can now gay marry in any state, you can also still get fucking fired in most of these states for getting married the day after the ceremony, lmao. | friendly reminder that while you can now gay marry in any state, you can also still get | fucking fired in most of these states for getting married the day after the ceremony, lmao. |
98,916 | As An old officer I used to smack some dumb @@@ kid for pointing a bb gun at someone, BUT I/we can't do that anymore. | As An old officer I used to smack some dumb @@@ kid for pointing a | bb gun at someone, BUT I/we can't do that anymore. |
98,917 | The patron then takes their money and lobs it in the general direction of the stripper's genitals. | The patron then takes their money and lobs it | in the general direction of the stripper's genitals. |
98,918 | “I would like to think that these guys could pay with their lives, hanging from a noose in front of the U.S. | “I would like to think that these guys could pay with | their lives, hanging from a noose in front of the U.S. |
98,919 | “After a careful analysis of our records, we have determined that there is some miserable sonofabitch out there whose given name is Kip—just Kip,” said the bureau’s director, John H. | “After a careful analysis of our records, we have determined that there is some miserable sonofabitch out | there whose given name is Kip—just Kip,” said the bureau’s director, John H. |
98,920 | The students themselves are morally repugnant, but it is unsurprising that sometimes people say and do stupid things. | The students themselves are morally repugnant, but it is | unsurprising that sometimes people say and do stupid things. |
98,921 | ET) follows on the fuck-me heels of A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, a single-elimination tournament wherein skanks of both sexes vied for the heart of a moderately greasy bikini model. | ET) follows on the fuck-me heels of A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, a | single-elimination tournament wherein skanks of both sexes vied for the heart of a moderately greasy bikini model. |
98,922 | Twitter user @onz9 wrote: “Saying AKB needs to take these kind of courses is calling them stupid. | Twitter user @onz9 wrote: “Saying AKB needs to | take these kind of courses is calling them stupid. |
98,923 | Two of them amount to “don’t be stupid and shut down the government.” | Two of them amount to “don’t | be stupid and shut down the government.” |
98,924 | Need to stop this nasty/racist #whitegirl I dated who sent a bomb threat in my name & wants me to be raped in jail. pic.twitter.com/B1IU0RkNCZ — Juan M. | Need to stop this nasty/racist #whitegirl I dated who sent a bomb threat | in my name & wants me to be raped in jail. pic.twitter.com/B1IU0RkNCZ — Juan M. |
98,925 | He's an awful person - a bully, a pampered moron lacking any empathy or compassion for anyone he doesn't know personally. | He's an awful person - a bully, a pampered moron | lacking any empathy or compassion for anyone he doesn't know personally. |
98,926 | DOHA, Qatar – Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte praised US President Donald Trump as a "realist" deep thinker, saying Trump couldn't have been a billionaire if he were stupid. | DOHA, Qatar – Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte praised US President Donald Trump as a "realist | " deep thinker, saying Trump couldn't have been a billionaire if he were stupid. |
98,927 | Fuck Videogames by Darius Kazemi (Use left/right arrow keys or touch to go forward/back. | Fuck Videogames by Darius Kazemi (Use left/right | arrow keys or touch to go forward/back. |
98,928 | One common belief holds that loose, slippery vaginas are evidence of infidelity. | One common belief holds that loose, | slippery vaginas are evidence of infidelity. |
98,929 | If you're working for wages, brothers and sisters, he couldn't give Shit One about you. — Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 28, 2017 | If you're working for wages, brothers and sisters, he couldn't give | Shit One about you. — Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 28, 2017 |
98,930 | Look out Democrats, some of these stupid, illegal programs Obama did will just get wiped away like this one was today, and some of them will get people put in jail. | Look out Democrats, some of these stupid, illegal programs Obama did will just get wiped | away like this one was today, and some of them will get people put in jail. |
98,931 | Tracy Kiss, a British Blogger said that she had painful excess vaginal flesh that was causing her great suffering. | Tracy Kiss, a British Blogger said that she had | painful excess vaginal flesh that was causing her great suffering. |
98,932 | 3. Garlic inserted on your vagina like a tampon will easily help with deodorising and killing off any undesirable micro organism. do no longer forget approximately to get rid of it although! | 3. Garlic inserted on your vagina like a tampon will easily help with deodorising and killing | off any undesirable micro organism. do no longer forget approximately to get rid of it although! |
98,933 | …On the night of the election, a student in the Pause threatened to beat up [College Republicans President Emily] Schaller, calling her a ‘f***ing moron.'” | …On the night of the election, a student in the Pause threatened to beat up | [College Republicans President Emily] Schaller, calling her a ‘f***ing moron.'” |
98,934 | Innocence of Muslims is a crude and trashy video that portrays the Prophet Mohammad as a hate-mongering bum who approves of violence and sexual child abuse. | Innocence of Muslims is a crude and trashy video that portrays the Prophet Mohammad | as a hate-mongering bum who approves of violence and sexual child abuse. |
98,935 | In Iran, homosexuality is a crime, punishable with death for men and lashings for women. | In Iran, homosexuality is a crime, punishable | with death for men and lashings for women. |
98,936 | I HATE you,” adding, “I will try to figure a way out to fuck these fuckers. | I HATE you,” adding, “I will | try to figure a way out to fuck these fuckers. |
98,937 | Fraser said in Friday's sentencing that Boria's flight was "dumb and dangerous" as well as "unconscionably stupid." | Fraser said in Friday's sentencing that Boria's flight was " | dumb and dangerous" as well as "unconscionably stupid." |
98,938 | At least once a day I’ll have the image come up in my mind’s eye of male genitals being cut or mutilated in some way. | At least once a day I’ll have the image come up in my | mind’s eye of male genitals being cut or mutilated in some way. |
98,939 | A subgroup of men with an avoidant style suffer from a condition known as the Madonna-whore complex. | A subgroup of men with an avoidant style suffer from | a condition known as the Madonna-whore complex. |
98,940 | Nor in the Enda Kenny sense - where you defer to EU leaders, giggling and twitching for their amusement, and then rush home and tell everyone how you kicked ass. | Nor in the Enda Kenny sense - where you defer to EU leaders, giggling and | twitching for their amusement, and then rush home and tell everyone how you kicked ass. |
98,941 | The family that calls each other pussies together stays together, apparently. Here’s the full clip as it appeared on the show.
[via UpRoxx] | The family that calls each other pussies together stays together, apparently. Here’s | the full clip as it appeared on the show.
[via UpRoxx] |
98,942 | Kimmel said the FOX host "kisses my ass like a little boy meeting Batman" whenever the two cross paths and claimed he is "dying" to be a member of the "Hollywood elite." | Kimmel said the FOX host "kisses my ass like a little boy meeting Batman" whenever the two | cross paths and claimed he is "dying" to be a member of the "Hollywood elite." |
98,943 | “Stupid Pharisees,” we thought, “wouldn’t even recognize the Messiah if he rubbed mud in their eyes!” | “Stupid Pharisees,” we thought, “wouldn’t even | recognize the Messiah if he rubbed mud in their eyes!” |
98,944 | "It's up to every single one of us, and see how much we want to f***ing stay here. | "It's up to every single one of us, | and see how much we want to f***ing stay here. |
98,945 | And whenever you got a lot of pretty girls in one spot, it attracts every fucking idiot from all four corners of the world. | And whenever you got a lot of pretty girls in one spot, | it attracts every fucking idiot from all four corners of the world. |
98,946 | You search those reviews for ya favorite albums n whatever whatever…but only the most prominent shit… n you gon see my name up there amongst the Rolling Stones n Time Magazines, b. | You search those reviews for ya favorite albums n whatever whatever…but only the most prominent shit | … n you gon see my name up there amongst the Rolling Stones n Time Magazines, b. |
98,947 | "If my family comes they will kill me, if I go back to Saudi Arabia I will be dead," she said. | "If my family comes they will kill me, if I go | back to Saudi Arabia I will be dead," she said. |
98,948 | Getting sucked into a negotiation over raising the debt ceiling back in 2011 is one of the biggest mistakes the Obama administration ever made. | Getting sucked into a negotiation over raising the debt ceiling back in | 2011 is one of the biggest mistakes the Obama administration ever made. |
98,949 | James is the author of the new book No More Work: Why Full Employment Is a Bad Idea from UNC Press and the Aeon essay Fuck Work. | James is the author of the new book No More Work: Why Full | Employment Is a Bad Idea from UNC Press and the Aeon essay Fuck Work. |
98,950 | A student teacher has spoken about how she got a vibrator stuck up her backside during sex. | A student teacher has spoken about how she got | a vibrator stuck up her backside during sex. |
98,951 | “They brought a clamp and it has a handle that he’d put around the penis,” Alhummada says. | “They brought a clamp and it has a handle that | he’d put around the penis,” Alhummada says. |
98,952 | "I repeat it, 'F**k you!'," Duterte said as he raised his right hand and gave a middle finger to applause from the audience. | "I repeat it, 'F**k you!'," Duterte said as | he raised his right hand and gave a middle finger to applause from the audience. |
98,953 | Just to see who has the worst fuel efficiency, who can dump the most carbon emissions into the atmosphere, and be the most obnoxious jerk. | Just to see who has the worst fuel efficiency, who can dump the | most carbon emissions into the atmosphere, and be the most obnoxious jerk. |
98,954 | Australia Day is 'dickhead day': year-long visceral backlash over chalkboard message Read more | Australia Day is 'dickhead day': year | -long visceral backlash over chalkboard message Read more |
98,955 | The enjoyment of boobs and beer isn't limited to stunted man-children in Budweiser commercials. | The enjoyment of boobs and beer isn't limited | to stunted man-children in Budweiser commercials. |
98,956 | Harland Dorrinson, an idiot from Hollywood, Florida, was also unmoved by the message of Sunday’s march. | Harland Dorrinson, an idiot from Hollywood, Florida, | was also unmoved by the message of Sunday’s march. |
98,957 | One of these was the Dirty Little Freak from Duclaw Brewing Company. | One of these was the Dirty | Little Freak from Duclaw Brewing Company. |
98,958 | In the Philippines, President Rodrigo Duterte “would be happy to slaughter” drug addicts. | In the Philippines, President Rodrigo Duterte “ | would be happy to slaughter” drug addicts. |
98,959 | Helpless, ridiculous, confined, bobbing like a toy mandarin, you sit like a rat in a trap--you, before whom butlers cringe on solid land--and must squeak upward through a slit in your peripatetic sarcophagus to make your feeble wishes known. | Helpless, ridiculous, confined, bobbing like a toy mandarin, you sit like a rat in a trap--you, before | whom butlers cringe on solid land--and must squeak upward through a slit in your peripatetic sarcophagus to make your feeble wishes known. |
98,960 | Every time you’ve had sex you’ve either been raped, or you’re a rapist. | Every time you’ve had sex you’ve either | been raped, or you’re a rapist. |
98,961 | Cenk Uygur, with "TYT," has described President Donald Trump as a "full-blown idiot" for listening to the rhetoric broadcast by Alex Jones, and InfoWars. | Cenk Uygur, with "TYT," has described President Donald Trump as a "full | -blown idiot" for listening to the rhetoric broadcast by Alex Jones, and InfoWars. |
98,962 | I've tried every damn video headset on the market—and I'm sure a few that never made it to market—and quite frankly, I thought they all sucked. | I've tried every damn video headset on the market—and I'm sure a few | that never made it to market—and quite frankly, I thought they all sucked. |
98,963 | If you set out to do something, but fail to do so — own up to your shit. | If you set out to do something, but fail | to do so — own up to your shit. |
98,964 | Baio claims that Mack “repeatedly screamed ‘Grab ’em by the pussy'”, a phrase uttered by Trump in an unearthed recording in which he appears to boast about assaulting women. | Baio claims that Mack “repeatedly screamed ‘Grab ’em by the pussy'”, a | phrase uttered by Trump in an unearthed recording in which he appears to boast about assaulting women. |
98,965 | Whenever someone of color, especially Black people talk about mental illness, especially depression and suicide, the first thing they say is, “That’s White peoples s#%t.” | Whenever someone of color, especially Black people talk about mental illness, especially depression and | suicide, the first thing they say is, “That’s White peoples s#%t.” |
98,966 | If you found your dog pissing on a rug and then your child urinating on the dog, you would think, ‘Yeah, I’m annoyed, but they’re idiots who don’t know what they’re doing so they get to walk away from this one.’ | If you found your dog pissing on a rug and then your child urinating on the dog, you would think, ‘Yeah, I | ’m annoyed, but they’re idiots who don’t know what they’re doing so they get to walk away from this one.’ |
98,967 | According to Heems, it's stuff that he's done himself, from spitting, shitting, and cumming(!!) | According to Heems, it's stuff that he's done himself | , from spitting, shitting, and cumming(!!) |
98,968 | Your shallow, idiotic effort to profit by making a big deal out of "Merry Christmas" versus "Happy Holidays" is nothing more than a hollow attempt to deflect attention from your own war. | Your shallow, idiotic effort to profit by making a big deal out of "Merry Christmas" versus | "Happy Holidays" is nothing more than a hollow attempt to deflect attention from your own war. |
98,969 | Now you God damned old Abolition son of a bitch God damn you I want you to send me God damn you about one dozen good offices Good God Almighty God damn your God damned soul and three or four pretty Gals God damn you. | Now you God damned old Abolition son of a bitch God damn you I want you to send me God damn you about | one dozen good offices Good God Almighty God damn your God damned soul and three or four pretty Gals God damn you. |
98,970 | I was at Daryl Surat’s Panel of Doom and he was showing clips from the cooking episode of Kamen Rider Kabuto amidst a whole whack of other incredibly stupid clips. | I was at Daryl Surat’s Panel of Doom and he was showing clips from the | cooking episode of Kamen Rider Kabuto amidst a whole whack of other incredibly stupid clips. |
98,971 | “And to our detractors, that insist that this march will never add up to anything: F*ck you,” she yelled as protesters screamed and applauded. | “And to our detractors, that insist that this march will never add up | to anything: F*ck you,” she yelled as protesters screamed and applauded. |
98,972 | Crying babies, kids kicking seat, your fellow passenger keeps drooling on your shoulder. | Crying babies, kids kicking seat, your | fellow passenger keeps drooling on your shoulder. |
98,973 | Self-described as "Better than a cold shower-and a lot funnier," Graham Johnson and Rob Hibbert's Images You Should Not Masturbate To supplies an ideal source of erection control when one is in an environment that does not lend itself well to a sudden erection. | Self-described as "Better than a cold shower-and a lot funnier," Graham Johnson and Rob Hibbert's Images You Should | Not Masturbate To supplies an ideal source of erection control when one is in an environment that does not lend itself well to a sudden erection. |
98,974 | Last night, she tried to display her vagina again to throw us off the scent. | Last night, she tried to display her | vagina again to throw us off the scent. |
98,975 | If P.T. was any indication, we’d be talking about a psychological piece in the horror furnace of that damned place, executed by two unconventional, unquenchable, functionally speaking invulnerable fucking weirdos. | If P.T. was any indication, we’d be talking about a psychological piece in the horror furnace | of that damned place, executed by two unconventional, unquenchable, functionally speaking invulnerable fucking weirdos. |
98,976 | "She thus laid bare her despicable true colors as a wicked sycophant and traitor, a dirty comfort woman for the US and despicable prostitute selling off the nation. | "She thus laid bare her despicable true colors as a wicked sycophant and traitor | , a dirty comfort woman for the US and despicable prostitute selling off the nation. |
98,977 | Brooks Patterson said Thursday that Detroit needs an emergency financial manager to start "kicking ass and taking names." | Brooks Patterson said Thursday that Detroit needs an emergency financial | manager to start "kicking ass and taking names." |
98,978 | He was employed illegally by a Greek and living and working in a hotel, and decided to grab Myrto, bash her head into the rocks until she was almost dead, and then rape her while unconscious. | He was employed illegally by a Greek and living and working in a hotel, and decided to grab Myrto | , bash her head into the rocks until she was almost dead, and then rape her while unconscious. |
98,979 | This lead to Jones blocking MILO and subsequently calling one of his followers a “racist b*tch.” | This lead to Jones blocking MILO and subsequently calling | one of his followers a “racist b*tch.” |
98,980 | gay lol14. love mugi15. do not talk about mugi movement16. do NOT talk about mugi movement17. mugiGOLDEN RULE: | gay lol14. love mugi15. do not talk about mugi | movement16. do NOT talk about mugi movement17. mugiGOLDEN RULE: |
98,981 | Prosecutors want to photograph erect penis of teen accused of sexting girlfriend | Prosecutors want to photograph erect penis | of teen accused of sexting girlfriend |
98,982 | If one just reads the braggarts fluff on his LinkedIn page after a couple of sentences you see a typical conman’s smoke screen of self gratifying back slapping with nothing but bullshit on his ‘resume’ if you are a real tech player. | If one just reads the braggarts fluff on his LinkedIn page after a couple of sentences you see a typical conman’s smoke | screen of self gratifying back slapping with nothing but bullshit on his ‘resume’ if you are a real tech player. |
98,983 | At 44 percent, it is the exact same number who have at least once endured the gruesome experience of getting their penis caught in their zipper. | At 44 percent, it is the exact same number who have at least | once endured the gruesome experience of getting their penis caught in their zipper. |
98,984 | 2] She has more piercings in her genitalia than in any other part of the body - 500 in all, externally and internally.[ | 2] She has more piercings in her genitalia than in any other | part of the body - 500 in all, externally and internally.[ |
98,985 | Yes, that appears to be a black man looking for a Republican partner to roleplay an erotic slave/master relationship. | Yes, that appears to be a black man looking for | a Republican partner to roleplay an erotic slave/master relationship. |
98,986 | Yeah, I know some people say guns are stupid instruments for stupid people. | Yeah, I know some people say | guns are stupid instruments for stupid people. |
98,987 | "Enough with hearing you bitch behind my back, I'm going to bitch right in front of your face," he said of Trump's actions. | "Enough with hearing you bitch behind my back, I'm going to bitch | right in front of your face," he said of Trump's actions. |
98,988 | SILVER SPRING, MD—Following months of research into the psychedelic compound’s effects, the Food and Drug Administration confirmed Thursday that psilocybin could significantly reduce the risk of mindlessly following society’s rules like a fucking lemming. | SILVER SPRING, MD—Following months of research into the psychedelic compound’s effects, the Food and Drug | Administration confirmed Thursday that psilocybin could significantly reduce the risk of mindlessly following society’s rules like a fucking lemming. |
98,989 | Having recently moved into a new apartment, I have been presented with one of the great toils, but also great joys, of relocation: moving all my goddamn books. | Having recently moved into a new apartment, I have been presented with one of the | great toils, but also great joys, of relocation: moving all my goddamn books. |
98,990 | What the ballot paper penis may have looked like (Picture: Metro) | What the ballot paper penis may have | looked like (Picture: Metro) |
98,991 | Here’s an example of the bullshit that Kevin Sutherland was spouting on his Facebook page on June 18 about Dylann Roof’s shooting spree in Charleston: | Here’s an example of the bullshit that Kevin Sutherland was spouting on his | Facebook page on June 18 about Dylann Roof’s shooting spree in Charleston: |
98,992 | And sperm, if deposited in her vagina, are less likely to be able to fertilize. | And sperm, if deposited in her vagina, | are less likely to be able to fertilize. |
98,993 | The polls aren’t in his favor, you can send him a dick lollipop for $10, and people are making fun of his tiny hands. | The polls aren’t in his favor, you can send him a dick | lollipop for $10, and people are making fun of his tiny hands. |
98,994 | Insulted Southerners showed big jumps in both cortisol and testosterone compared to uninsulted Southerners and insulted Northerners. | Insulted Southerners showed big jumps in both cortisol and | testosterone compared to uninsulted Southerners and insulted Northerners. |
98,995 | You get the picture: ugly, sudden death, the very life snuffed out of him by things he could not control. | You get the picture: ugly, sudden death, the very | life snuffed out of him by things he could not control. |
98,996 | He slaps him across the face and , 'Don't you ever f**king do that' | He slaps him across the face and , | 'Don't you ever f**king do that' |
98,997 | Because America is fucking with us all — Baratunde (@baratunde) December 4, 2014 | Because America is fucking with us all — | Baratunde (@baratunde) December 4, 2014 |
98,998 | Sites such as SketBoy.com and SneakerSex.net feature guys who look like your local skunk dealer, fucking and jizzing in each other’s sneakers. | Sites such as SketBoy.com and SneakerSex.net feature guys who look like your | local skunk dealer, fucking and jizzing in each other’s sneakers. |
98,999 | Not only did I need a pick-me-up, but my santa COMPLETELY FUCKING ROCKS. | Not only did I need a pick-me | -up, but my santa COMPLETELY FUCKING ROCKS. |
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