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Wise words that prove getting older is a good thing
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What do you call someone who's never smoked weed? illiterate
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Michelle obama made a valentine's day playlist for barack, and it's perfect
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Dear tech support, i twied to puth my tongue in tha usthb port again. canth you helpf?
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What's the most positive thing in africa? hiv
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If i could be indestructible for a day, its scary how many sharks i'd make out with.
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Mars rover events: when & where to watch nasa news unfold
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What do you call a gay guy in a coma? a tomato.
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Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a pitbull song.
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Terrapin's escape from crocodile is tough to swallow, but it happened
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Where does the king keep his penis? in his deskis.
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On the to-do list: watch for moments of transcendence
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Undocumented man whose wife voted for trump has been deported
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Southern miss buzzer beater: neil watson forced ot vs. memphis, worried bubble teams (video)
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Telling my kids that the titanic sunk because jack and rose had sex before marriage
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Why did the redneck cross the road? because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
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How singing with others and 'imperfect harmonies' makes you happier and healthier
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Why don't they just get jehovah's witnesses to deliver the mail?
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Trump, 2 years into his presidency: what do you mean we can't just file for bankruptcy?
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Passover jokes? in case conversation at our seder lags.
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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window? kurt and rod.
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I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex it's the quickest way to deflate her
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Chris wallace's worst debate question was about the stimulus package
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Why are uncircumcised people loners? because they're complete dicks.
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More to sell-off than potential june rate increase
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Anne hathaway & kristen stewart: who wears her sheer dress better? (photos, poll)
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8 ways to achieve more while working less
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My buddy bob got fired from mcdonald's he just couldn't ketchup in the training.
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How do you tell michael jackson's age? you put a color scale next to his face.
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White house correspondents' dinner red carpet: 2013 stars light up d.c. (photos)
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I dont care about all the isis jokes they all blow up.
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What exactly is the microwave doing to your food? here's the science
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How to reveal to people that you suffer from being a liar
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What is a british person's favorite cereal? cheerios. say it in a british accent
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28-year-old erin little is changing diabetes care in india
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This could be 'one of the warmest christmas days of your lifetime'
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Are you the new english teacher? yes i are.
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Thousands pledge to stand by neighbors who are frightened post-election
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The new pope got bird flu... ...i heard he caught it from one of his cardinals.
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Pro reveals everything you wanted to know about reupholstering
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Usa fan gets tim howard's face shaved into his head because #1n1t
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Loads of people are lining up to buy my vampire teeth. fang queue.
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North korea demolishes tunnels at nuclear test site, reports say
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Marriage advice: how to take the stress out of your relationship
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Nurse brought the magic of snow to kids in hospital who can't go outside
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'color purple' scribe alice walker opens up about her work, life and passion
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How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision? nothing, he just keeps the tips.
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Together we can do what we cannot do alone!
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Democrats heckle party chair with calls for more debates
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You know what the hardest thing about rollerblading is? telling your parents you're gay.
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What did adam say to eve? stand back, i don't know how big this thing gets!
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Michigan, ohio state pregame: players get in each others' faces before game (video)
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I've made many sacrifices to get where i am today. most of them were children.
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I have an intense fear of hiccups luckily, i only ever have one.
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Tom ford: 'doing coke off the table' was common among early customers
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Last words: tatianna reflects on ‘rupaul’s all stars drag race’
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What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? a coffin break.
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Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning? he was too far out man
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For the last time... i'm not depressed. this is just how i eat.
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Trump’s tough tweets aren't reflected in foreign policy, at least so far
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What do you call a obese fortune teller? a fortune teller, you fpher!!!
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No prison for nypd officer who fatally shot akai gurley
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5 reasons why you should stop blaming your ex
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Shit. the number the girl at the sprint store gave me is my number
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Colbert's 'night of the living bill' aptly describes gop's health care plan
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I'm not sure donald trump is qualified to sit in an exit row on a plane
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Sleep inside a coffin at dracula's castle this halloween
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If you think you could never kill another human being, you haven't met enough people.
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What's the difference between jam and marmalade? i can't marmalade my cock in someones ass.
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What do ducks and pseudo-science have in common? it's all just a bunch of quackery.
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Carine roitfeld joins harper's bazaar as global fashion director
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Sadly, the man who invented the raffle has passed away. r.i.p tom bola
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Why did the emo kid leave the bar? it was happy hour.
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What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? an horse.
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Hey white people, which filter are we using this year to instagram the pumpkin spice latte?
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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!
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Soppressata: the secret ingredients inside this cured meat
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You know who else had a pointy beard? satan.
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Nevada's top political reporter smells 'fear' from clinton camp
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I read the constitution... ...but only for the articles.
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Fabled jerusalem: steeped in history, politics, and religion
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What do you call a king with a weed addiction? your royal highness.
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What overalls does mario wear? denim denim denim
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Explained: what happens when an amoeba 'eats' the brain
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Sarah hyland under fire for tone-deaf golden globes after-party video
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Why does yoda think 5 is afraid of 7? because 6, 7 ate.
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Farms cause more pollution than you might think
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'shoe rubber' chemical removed from subway bread found in nearly 500 common foods
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What did the x-axis say to the y-axis? this is my domain
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I want to open a gay poker bar. and call it the space of aids
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Me: has anybody seen my henlay? you: what's a henlay? me: .....eggs :-,
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What's the first rule for hitting on girls? hit them where it won't show.
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Gay podcasters pick their top entertainment of 2016
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My brother and i share the same birthday. we aren't twins, our parents are just fucking cheap.
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My voicemail greeting: hey, it's me. please hang up and text me.
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Dad, can you explain to my friend where my mom is?
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Meltdown at gawker: 2 top editors resign after pathetic story is pulled
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How i almost chickened out of chicken pox
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Putin turned russia election hacks in trump's favor: u.s. officials
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Cuba joins one billion rising to end violence against women
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