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Anyone watch story on the news about the corduroy pillows? it's making all the headlines.
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How does moses make his tea? hebrews it. i'm serious! that israeli how he does it!
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Where do muslims go when they die? everywhere
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Imagine what obama could have accomplished had he had the support of congress
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Bald eagle poses for selfie with brothers after rescue
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What did the tampon tell the other tampon? nothing, both were stuck up bitches.
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Why are pirates so mean? i dont know, they just arrrrrrrrr!
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Why shaming your children is a bad idea and what you can do instead
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This joke is like a jamaican barbershop... dreadful
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What's the plural of ebola west africa credit goes to /u/malfunkdung
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What do you have if you are holding a cricket ball in each hand? a bloody big cricket.
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12 bible verses every small business owner needs
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A strategy guy asks 'how do you solve a problem like korea?' the scenario for peaceful resolution
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Kendall jenner twerking on katy perry dressed as hillary clinton is peak 2016 halloween
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What is the favourite meal of pakistani taliban members? tikka malala
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The gop tax bill would (accidentally) help renters
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Throw a last-minute cinco de mayo party and not be a caliente mess!
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I put the 'c**k' in 'puts c**k in anything'.
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Louisiana residents show devastating floods can't destroy their resilience
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Ex-arkansas governor, u.s. senator dale bumpers dies at age 90
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Here's the 'star wars' gay porn parody you just knew was coming
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What did the pope give up for lent? his job.
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What do particle physicists like to drink? pina colliders.
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When someone in their 20's talks about old people they're talking about us.
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Doing it yourself: from independent learning plans to organizing your instructional path
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Wtf is a vision board, and how do you make one?
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Sorry i haven't been tweeting much lately. i've been reading the cheesecake factory menu
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2 dead and 20 injured after van drives into pedestrians outside german pub
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Can digital outlets fill the statehouse coverage gap?
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How do you blind an asian? put a windshield in front of them
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Politico's glenn thrush to join the new york times
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What type of pasta is no longer used in canada? penny ...
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Nicole kidman: botox was an unfortunate move but now i can move my face again
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Jimmy carter recovers from dehydration scare in canada
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I like my coffee like i like my women made by my mother.
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Blood sugar solution challenge, day 7: don't drink your calories
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Hunnnnhgh! oh jesus god! aarrgh! - carl faberge, laying one of his famous eggs
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Refugees in kenya get to watch their olympic heroes compete
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If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb.
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Swing hard (just in case you hit it)
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Got my grades today... ... and i got an a+ in on my hepatitis test!
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The internet connection on my phone seems to be at its fastest when i've clicked the wrong link.
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Why are elephants grey ? so you can tell them from flamingos !
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Bill cosby is going to have a new show women say the darndest things
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If you've ever accidentally stepped on a cat's tail, you've seen my wife's sex face.
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10 questions about the 2016 race no one can answer
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To all my haters. first of all, you should know that i'm typing this with my middle finger.
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This activist wants you to rethink ugly produce
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What's the difference between a ferrari and a dead hooker? i don't have a ferrari in my garage
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West virginia democratic senate candidate hesitant to back manchin-toomey gun bill
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New hampshire governor bans transgender discrimination in state government
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Nyt: ted cruz knows nothing about how to attack isis
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What is the common point between broccoli and anal sex? kids generally don't enjoy them
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Til ninjas only have sex in the dark... that way you can't see them coming.
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Unplugged weddings: should the marrying couple ask guests to surrender their smartphones?
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Obama administration starts playing hardball on medicaid expansion
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Trump's budget proposes to eliminate arts agencies, as many feared
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Anoraks for weather that can't make up its mind (photos)
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Bryan singer, director of ‘the usual suspects,’ denies kevin spacey halted filming
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Daily pot smoking on college campuses is at 35-year high
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You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.
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12 style and fashion trends on our radar in 2018
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London dining: a restaurant is revived at one leicester street
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Dog flips out when he unwraps his christmas present
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Jimmy fallon's prom style and more tweets of the week (photos)
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Oxygen went on a date with potassium. it went ok.
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The mediterranean diet could help kids with adhd
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Why hitler died? because he saw the gas facture.
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James corden argues why donald trump should be allowed a state visit to the uk
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I heart my pet: conditions of the heart and natural healing for pets
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What's irish and sits outside in the summertime? paddy o'furniture! (happy st. patrick's day)
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Obama moves to protect planned parenthood funding, permanently
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I suspect the number 200 sometimes impersonates the word zoo.
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There was a fire yesterday at my local thrift store a person died of secondhand smoke
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Why do people hate babushka dolls? because they are so full of themselves....
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Obamacare exchanges falling far short of smoking cessation requirements
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How to cope with an identity crisis after motherhood
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No one is talking about the source of our racial divide
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I hate those stupid russian dolls. they're so full of themselves!
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Why are programmers good husbands? because they're good at commiting.
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Peta calls rihanna, lady gaga 'freaks' for 'creepy and callous' fashion choices (video)
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What kind of exercises do lazy people do? diddly-squats
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Astronaut's bubbly experiment shows off incredible new iss camera
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In iraq are kraft foods discount coupons known as kraft dinar?
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What do you call a midget that does cocaine? a low blow
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What do gays and donald trump have in common? they're fucking assholes.
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Sun eruption: huge solar prominence captured in nasa video
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That crazy tortoise story on 'transparent' actually happened
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If a rastaman ever wants to tell you a story... don't bother, they just babylon.
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Timelapse: 10 incredible nights under the northern lights
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New york nail salons ordered to pay compensation to cheated workers
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New york taxi drivers fight drowsy driving rule
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15 photos from astronaut's year in space that are out of this world
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Why i'm standing with walmart workers this black friday
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Going back to work in 10 mins. when i'm back, this better be front page, reddit.
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Gather round children, for my machine powered by round children
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Knock knock who's there ! coda ! coda who ? coda paint !
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*puts on mistletoe hat* *casually walks by you multiple times*
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Hundreds of wild ponies make a splash during annual swim fundraiser
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Inmates perform mannequin challenge inside an alabama prison
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